Armstrong & Getty On Demand

Episode: Stop Yelling At Me About Golf!
Date: October 15, 2025
Host: iHeartPodcasts

Episode Overview

In this episode, Armstrong & Getty dive into the latest developments in the Middle East, particularly Hamas’s actions following a fragile ceasefire, and Trump’s hawkish approach to the situation. The hosts also discuss domestic and global political realities—from the performative nature of American political debates, to the durability of climate change discourse, to the latest controversy swirling around California’s political scene, specifically Katie Porter’s struggles with public perception and apology culture. Throughout, the hosts sprinkle their trademark sardonic humor, offering memorable quips on everything from presidential golf to viral political gaffes.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Trump, Hamas, and the Middle East Peace Process (00:44–13:06)

• Ceasefire Fallout: The episode opens with Armstrong & Getty breaking down recent actions in Gaza. They highlight that, although there’s supposed peace, Hamas is rearming and cracking down on dissent, failing to return the remains of Israeli hostages as demanded in the ceasefire.
• Trump’s Warning: Clips of Donald Trump reiterating that Hamas “will disarm or we will disarm them,” with the hosts questioning the ambiguity of “we” and noting Trump’s repetition as a rhetorical device ([01:41–02:31]).
  • Quote: “They will disarm or we will disarm them. Got it.” – Donald Trump ([02:14])
• Reaction from Freed Hostages: The hosts cite an interview with a released Israeli hostage who claims Hamas feared Trump and preferred Kamala Harris to be President—a moment they use to reinforce Trump’s perception as a hardliner ([03:14–04:00]).
• Tom Friedman’s Perspective: Joe Getty references a New York Times piece acknowledging Trump’s unconventional but perhaps effective approach to Middle East diplomacy, even from a traditionally critical voice ([04:38–06:31]).
  • Quote: “Trump’s ability to combine bullying, flattering and exaggeration is truly a sight to behold.” – Reading Tom Friedman ([05:28])
• Bull in the China Shop: Armstrong draws the analogy of Trump as a bull shaking up stagnant, entrenched diplomatic norms ([06:31–07:52]).

2. The Chaotic Reality in Gaza (08:44–13:06)

• Hamas’s Brutality: Armstrong & Getty discuss reports—and some graphic details—of public executions and violent reassertion of control by Hamas in Gaza, including a multi-family conflict at a Gaza hospital ([09:49–12:42]).
• Tunnel Systems: Startling figures that Hamas’s tunnel network might rival the New York City subway system ([11:08–11:16]).
• Observation: “Dead ender, Islamist death cult, gang banging scum.” – Jack Armstrong ([12:42])
• “It is 100% going to take hard acid-ness to get Gaza turned around.” – Jack Armstrong ([12:49])

3. US Politics: Low Moments & Golf Debates (16:17–20:18)

• Mark Sanchez Incident: Brief discussion of a violent incident involving former NFL player Mark Sanchez; Armstrong & Getty pivot to lighter political content ([16:17–17:14]).
• Trump-Biden Golf Argument: They replay a clip from a presidential debate that devolved into a contest of golf handicaps between Trump and Biden, using this as a symbol of the low point of American political discourse.
  • Quote: “It was like a couple of codgers sitting around the clubhouse after too many beers… In that setting, it would be embarrassing.” – Jack Armstrong ([18:45])
  • Quote: “Let me die in peace. Do you have to attack my golfing here in the last moments of my life?” – Joe Getty ([19:41])
  • Quote: “Stop yelling at me about golf.” – Jack Armstrong ([19:49])
  • Hosts note that even on the debate stage, both men sounded exceedingly old and out of touch.

4. Katie Porter: Viral Gaffes and the Apology Circuit (13:06–44:20)

• Background: The hosts discuss California congresswoman Katie Porter’s viral outbursts, including her infamous “Get out of my shot” moment, and recent attempts at public apology ([13:06, 37:18, 39:00]).
  • Armstong & Getty mock the inadequacy and insincerity of press-crafted apologies, likening politicians’ damage control to empty PR theater.
  • Quote: “Why are politicians so tiring when they go into their ‘we know what you’re going to say’ spiel?” – Joe Getty ([39:38])
  • Quote: “Her answer was… Yes, there are many more videos out there. I’m a horrible person.” – Joe Getty ([41:28])
• Media & Public Reaction: They discuss Porter’s combative style and speculate on the career impact of her apologies, referencing criticisms from various political commentators.
  • Quote: “She’s now doing the apology circuit. And here’s how it went…” – Jack Armstrong ([38:45])
  • Quote: “You do [rise in CA politics] by prostituting yourself to the special interests, period.” – Jack Armstrong ([43:03])

5. Climate Change: Boondoggles and Shifting Narratives (24:31–33:24)

• Climate Politics as Performance: The hosts discuss Holman Jenkins’s critique of climate policy, namely, that US regulations have negligible effect and function as a “boondoggle” for special interests ([24:31–28:10]).
• Michael Moore’s Critique: Both are surprised that left-leaning filmmaker Michael Moore exposed US climate policies as largely fraudulent in his 2019 film—and that the left suppressed it ([26:05–27:25]).
  • Quote: “It was shadow banned for pointing out that the US climate policy was a fraud.” – Jack Armstrong ([26:15])
• Public Belief & Policy Reality: Skepticism about whether the debate on climate action will ever become honest or grounded, given entrenched interests ([28:07–29:20]).
  • Discussion of how Europe’s climate ambitions have damaged their economies, using Germany as a case study ([31:13–32:56]).
• Nuclear Comeback: Hosts are buoyed by US Army plans to deploy small nuclear reactors, viewing it as a sign that “sanity is creeping in” ([33:20–33:43]) and the beginning of the end for what they call the “climate change cult.”

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “They will disarm or we will disarm them. Got it.”
  – Donald Trump, on disarming Hamas ([02:14])

• “It’s gonna be something to watch over the next... hours and days at least on this whole returning the bodies situation and the disarming situation—again. They will disarm or we will disarm them. And he means now, right?”
  – Joe Getty ([07:52])

• “Dead ender, Islamist death cult, gang banging scum.”
  – Jack Armstrong, describing Hamas ([12:42])

• “Let me die in peace. Do you have to attack my golfing here in the last moments of my life?”
  – Joe Getty, ridiculing the presidential golf handicap debate ([19:41])

• “Stop yelling at me about golf.”
  – Jack Armstrong ([19:49])
  [Title drop]

• “Her answer was, if you can’t read between the lines, yes, there are many more videos out there. I’m a horrible person…”
  – Joe Getty, on Katie Porter ([41:28])

• “I think it [criticizing climate policy] helps describe who the person is for people who aren’t sure... Oh yeah, the fat progressive film documentary guy.”
  – Joe Getty, on Michael Moore ([26:04])

• “You don’t rise to the top of California politics by being a good leader or politician. You do it by prostituting yourself to the special interests, period.”
  – Jack Armstrong ([43:03])

Timestamps of Key Segments

• Trump’s Gaza Warning & Middle East Politics: 00:44–07:52
• Chaos and Violence in Gaza: 08:44–13:06
• Viral Apologies (Katie Porter): 13:06, 37:18, 39:00, 41:11
• Presidential Golf Debate Highlights: 17:40–20:18
• Climate Policy Critique: 24:31–29:20
• Europe’s Economic Decline & US Liberty: 31:13–32:56
• The Nuclear Option: 33:20–33:43

Tone & Style

Armstrong & Getty’s conversation weaves together current events, biting satire, and irreverent humor. They are consistently skeptical of political spin (both domestic and international), quick with asides and pop culture references, and unafraid to lampoon politicians from all sides. Expect bracing takes, a focus on media narratives, and an overall playful yet critical tone.

For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This episode is a whirlwind tour through geopolitics, culture-war controversies, and American political dysfunction, held together by Armstrong & Getty’s comedic instincts and no-BS approach. The title, “Stop Yelling At Me About Golf!” captures both the absurdity of the political moment and the duo’s frustration with spectacle over substance. Whether you’re interested in the Gaza situation, want a cynical laugh at American debates, or are tracking California’s latest political flameout, this episode is rich in colorful commentary and memorable soundbites.