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I thought I'd used all the gravy, but it was hiding behind something else I wasted. Good. Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, homemade gravy. That's one of the worst things I've ever done in my life. Gravy abuse. Oh, God dang it. Gravy waste. Yeah, I spiral cut ham. We had so much ham. It was so good. I thought, yeah, we'll get to it. And then I just didn't. Then I realized, oh, man, it's been the fridge a long damn time. And so I could have just thrown it in the freezer, whatever, but had just the world's greatest ham sandwiches and I had to throw it out. Think how much happier we both would be if we had eaten more. Isn't that a weird thing? My brother and I were having that conversation just the. Maybe it's the way you grew up or. I don't know if we're that way as beasts or my mom grew up in the Depression or what it is. But just the, like, wasting food, eating it so you don't waste it is dumb. I mean, it is. Makes no way logical sense to eat something only but you're already full. You just don't want to waste it. You don't want to go in the trash. It seems like a crime against humanity, but it's not going to do me any good to be fatter and fuller and more miserable as I sleep. Right. All of those laws and mores and morals, they were developed in a world that wasn't, you know, swimming in food. Like, you know, the modern world, particularly the Western world, is. We were at the Cracker Barrel, and my brother had one chicken tender left and he was so full. And he said, I can't waste it. I'm not going to do it. He tried to get it down. I mean, he was already struggling. He finally tapped out. I can't do it. Wow. That's. Yeah. You know, Delaney and I, when she was here over the holidays, went out for sushi and we both, you know, there are like, two pieces left. And I'm like, you could have that one. She was like, good, because I want that One. And we both checked it. Then we were both, like, trying to contain our nausea for the next hour. I'm guilty of that. With sushi, for sure. Yeah, me too. There's like, one or two pieces left. You can't do that for some reason. It's against some law. Yeah. Henry had this really expensive, great steak that we got at the Gordon Ramsay restaurant. He ate like, half of. I was already stuffed. It's just like, you can't throw it away. Your whole thing about what percentage of steaks taken back to hotel rooms get eaten was in my head. None. So zero. It either goes in the trash or I eat it. But if I eat it, I'm going to yak. What a stupid conversation even have with your head. We got that great note from a listener that said it's going to end up as quote, unquote, waste. Either way, it doesn't have to go through you first. Right. So do they throw it away at the restaurant or does. Do you poop it? I mean, what's. Either way, it's going away now. Me being in pain and fatter is a better use of that food for some reason. Better for humanity. Yeah. All right, so let's clean out the metaphorical fridge. The sound fridge. It's funny. Oh, thanks, metal guy. Sorry. Our first clip is of America's sweetheart, David Schwimmer from Friends, among other roles. Plus Robert Kardashian on the O.J. show. And. And plus, he was the ultimately unsuccessful squad commander in Band of Brothers. Oh, right. And I was started to rewatch that because it's one of my favorite things that's ever been on the screen, large or small. And then I realized quickly, oh, my God, that's right. David Schwimmer's in this. Is he good in that? I've never seen Band of Brothers. Believe it or not, he is very, very good in it. But he is Ross, right, Who I hated on Friends. And you expect him to go around a corner and Joey sitting there in the recliner. Is that what happens? He is permanently Ross no matter what he does. Yeah, yeah. But no, I do not fault him in that role. He's terrific, I think. But I just have to get past the fact that he's Ross. I. Well, we'll go ahead and play the clip then. I have a Comment number 10, Michael. I get a lot of random people shouting pivot at me, which sometimes is startling, but also, it's just a reminder that the series lives on, which is good. Here we go. Pivot, Pivot, Pivot. Pivot. That's funny. Somebody sent that meme to me last Sunday night when I changed my I'm driving to Kansas to I'm flying to Washington, D.C. they sent me the pivot. I don't remember that reference. Oh, they're trying to move a couch, him and Joe. Oh, right. Trying to get around the corner. Oh, that's. That's hilarious. As soon as you said that, I can picture the entire scene unfolding. He gets jammed up against the wall. Pivot. Right. Pivot. I have a friend who's got this encyclopedic memory of Seinfeld episodes. Plus, he likes to do the elliptical in the afternoon at his house. And he watches Seinfeld a lot while he does that. And so we'll be playing golf or talking, and he'll say, that's just like the episode you remember Seinfeld when I mean, like. No, I don't remember that at all, but, man, is he hardcore. I don't tend to retain those things. I don't either. A dear friend of mine has that exact same setup with friends and always going, oh, that one time, that chant. I'm like, no, I know. I don't know them like that. I. I'm. This is one of the reasons I always attended classes in college. If I see and hear something, it's in my brain forever. It just is. And so, like, I remember TV shows, I remember lectures, I remember. Whatever. That's funny. That's never extended entertainment for me, for whatever reason. Anyway, At Amica Insurance, we know it's more than just a car or a house. It's the four wheels that get you where you're going and the four walls that welcome you home. When you combine auto and home insurance with Amica, we'll help protect it all. And the more you cover, the more you can save. Ameca, empathy is our best policy. Wasn't that delicious? So good. Your bill, ladies. I got it. No, I got it. Seriously, I insist. 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Can you put your feet together and your hands had your side? Whatever you say, daddy. Okay. Are you wearing contacts right now? Are you wearing contacts, right? No, I'm wearing glasses. Hey, Sophia, I swear to God, I'm wearing contacts. Like two seconds. Why are you such a nerd, bro? Oh. So was she drunk or not there? No, she's drunk. Yeah. Hammer my kid. Was she wearing the Hooters outfit or did that just happen to be her profession? That just happened to be her profession. I don't know if she was wearing the outfit or not. I don't. Was that first line we ought to make out? Was that what she said? No, we're not going to make out. It's funny. In her drunken state, at some point she fell back on what has worked for her whole life. Her whole life is being. Yeah, sexy girl. Yeah. I know how I get out of this. I'll for you, daddy. That was behind the wheel of a car. That's what that scares me. If you. No kidding. No kidding. She was kill you drunk. Yeah, easily. You gotta leave out the I need to pee so bad before you hit on him because that just is not sexy. Yeah, well. Right. Yeah, well. Which was. Wait a minute. You're calling me daddy and offering me to. Plus you gotta well go and then come. No, I can't let you go. Any red blooded male you insinuate that you would trade some sort of sexual favor to get out of this problem. It would at least be a millionth of a second hesitation of should I know? I better not. But it's least gonna pop in your Head. But after the whole I got a pee. Nah, not so much. Yeah. Do you want to rule on men after I said that? Nope, I'm good. Yeah, I'll stay in my lane. That is your lane. Anyway, Michael, how about number 12? Any. Any perspective you'd like to share first? Yeah, this is a. There was a story about a 10 year old girl who got a tattoo. And this is people commenting on it, right? 10. It is one of the most frustrating things about our career field. If you see a 10 year old child with a professional looking tattoo and they said they got it at a tattoo shop, that kind of degrades us as a whole. I wouldn't let my daughter underage get any tattoo. No way. No, no. That's crazy. No, I don't agree. I think they should wait a while. I think if you let your teenagers do what they want, they sleep slow but down on it quicker. If you tell them they can't, they're gonna find a way and they're gonna do it three times. Oh, they're gonna do it anyway. They're gonna go get a tattoo anyway as a 10 year old, so you might as well let them. Better they get it in your home than with a stranger or something, you know? Is that a collection of half wits? Why did you. Why did you play us that, Michael? So we can discuss. Katie has tattoos and I was just wondering what age she got them. And it was something as a teenager. One of them. One of them was as a teenager. Yes. That's why you have a Jonas Brothers tattoo. You were very young. Yeah. Yep. No, it's my first tattoo. I am. It's. It's more of a funny story now than anything. Yeah, I know in high school, most people I know, even the tattooed have at least one that they wish they hadn't gotten. Yeah. His honor. Your dad was okay with this? Did he know about it or what? Yeah, I guess I can't get him in trouble now, right? Because he's retired. Yeah. So, yeah, we were in Hawaii and my mom had just gotten tattooed. This is the dolphin jumping over the shamrock, which she then said in 50 years was gonna look like a whale stuck on a pine tree, I think. But I wanted a tattoo. And so my dad went and I, apparently, I just wouldn't shut up. Shocking. And he was like, fine, you want one? Let's do it. So I was 16 and I laid down on the tattoo table and the second that needle touched me, I went up about 6 inches and he went, nope, now you gotta finish. So I have a tattoo and it hurt like crazy. But tattoos are like everything else. They look really good on some people and on other people they don't. So. So I don't know, it's like a fashion thing. The funny. The funny thing about mine is there, it's two hearts next to each other. One is the Irish flag and the other was supposed to be the American flag, but the guy did it at a downward angle so it looks like the Puerto Rican flag. Oh, no. Well, I mean, the Irish and the people of Puerto Ricans have long enjoyed friendly and mutually helpful relations. Totally. It's just a little odd. It's a bit of a niche thing there. Yeah. Now, my niece was showing me her new ink over Christmas and it looks good on her, but, you know, wouldn't on me. Did you see the stuff about Pete Hegseth, the perhaps secretary of Defense and how Elizabeth Warren's worried about his tattoos? I've seen a hint of that last year. Got a couple of Christian crosses that she claims are white supremacist Christian nationalists something or other. Okay. And she claimed she was Native American, so. 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