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We got this one Long story, but trust me, I have successfully used a pet psychic exclamation point. My first disclaimer should be that I am a scientist. I feel like you'd be more specific if you were like a particular kind of scientist than just say, I am a scientist.
Jack Armstrong
I'm willing to set aside disbelief.
Joe Getty
All right, I do not believe in voodoo, but this had me completely convinced. I had a senior cat who all of a sudden started peeing on me. No idea why. The vet ruled out all bladder and other health issues and wanted me to put him on kitty Prozac That's a thing. At my wit's end. I happened to hear about a local pet psychic and I thought, what the hell, it can't hurt. All right. The woman said my cat had arthritis in his hips and that his legs hurt. She referred me to a cat acupuncturist. Again, I'm feeling like a California idiot even considering this, but I gave it a try. Holy s, what a difference. The cat sat down and started purring immediately after the first needle. When we got home, he ran around like a kitten. That's all it took for me to become a believer. Pardon any typos. I am now a believer in pet psychic.
Jack Armstrong
A cat, you puncturist.
Joe Getty
She took him to the doctor and they didn't figure out that they had hip problems, but the psychic and the acupuncturist did. Okay, I suppose that's possible.
Jack Armstrong
Sure it is. Yeah. You know, I've been disappointed in vets and somebody who deals with a lot of cats is walking a little funny. I bet it's got hit problems the idea that acupuncture cured them. There hasn't been a great deal of science to bear out the, the validity of that. The fact that the psychic.
Joe Getty
The fact that the psychic figured anything out by reading the mind of your pet.
Jack Armstrong
That did not happen.
Joe Getty
That did not happen at all on any level. Maybe you had a psychic who, you know, I had a cat with the same problem, but I know what it is that might have happened.
Jack Armstrong
Oh yeah, sure.
Joe Getty
What did you say the going rate is in LA for a pet psychic right now.
Jack Armstrong
But, but that's like if I, I showed up to an off, you know, brand, a non licensed garage dentist and he told me invest young because compound interest really is a, is a big factor. I mean, okay, he was right. He's absolutely right. But that doesn't mean he was a skilled dentist. And if a so called cat psychic tells you, you know, things walking a little funny, I bet it's got some hip problems. It doesn't make them a psychic.
Joe Getty
I knew an animal communicator for live pets. She would tell the owner what their pet was thinking and feeling. Once she found a dog was trying to find the owner, I asked her why didn't you just ask where it lived? That's a good question.
Jack Armstrong
Dogs don't relate to addresses.
Joe Getty
You're probably right about that. There's some belief that it tends to be women more than men who buy into the whole pet psychic thing by large numbers.
Jack Armstrong
I am guessing.
Joe Getty
Any, any thought on that, Katie?
Katie
No, thank God. I don't really relate to any of this.
Joe Getty
Well, do you think it's more likely women are into it than men? I just feel.
Katie
I mean, I guess I could. I. I definitely. If I were to picture someone taking their animal to a pet psychic. I'm not picturing a dude doing that. This is all very strange to me, and I don't want to talk too much smack because there are people that are obviously believing in this.
Joe Getty
It's interesting. What's interesting about the whole land of fruits and nuts and California being wacky and all that sort of stuff? It earns its reputation.
Jack Armstrong
It is bigger nowhere than Los Angeles, this trend, which is not that shocking. I'll tell you this, though. I don't have any desire to belittle people who. Different emotion. Who have a different emotional makeup. That's how they learn.
Joe Getty
That's how they learn. You're right, Michael.
Katie
Jack, I am holding back so hard right now.
Jack Armstrong
Okay, so it's three to one. Let the belittling begin. Just remember, folks, Joe wanted to be merciful. Now, I'm looking at this Pew Research center poll. Over 50% of Americans see their pets not so much as domesticated dogs, cats and gerbils and the like, but rather, quote, as much a part of their family as a human member. So if you're. If in some bizarre scenario you could save either your dog or your son, you would have to flip a coin. I think that's cuckoo nuts. But again, to each their own.
Joe Getty
Well, you'd spend every cent you have to save your kid in a. In a medical situation.
Jack Armstrong
Right.
Joe Getty
If it required it, Would you do that for your dog? Would you go completely broke? No. I mean, you would never. Say about a child, I don't know. We've already spent a lot of money, and that's, you know, that's going to really put a dent in us. So go ahead, put them down. Like that's not a thing, but.
Jack Armstrong
Right. I remember we talked about this years and years ago when we took calls, and it became very, very clear that there are different levels of belief that a dog, for instance, has the same rights and you have the same responsibilities as you would toward, say, a human child. We talked to quite a few people who said I would absolutely spend every dime I had and then borrow every dime I could for treatments for my dog, even if it put me $100,000 in debt. And they were completely sincere about it.
Joe Getty
Yeah, and I don't doubt that, but I think you're nuts. Now, you're not A pet owner in some place. Remember Santa Cruz, changed the law there. You're a pet guardian.
Jack Armstrong
Correct.
Joe Getty
Some paperwork involved in that.
Jack Armstrong
Exactly. You can't call yourself an owner because that's like slavery.
Joe Getty
Very similar. Very similar to slavery.
Jack Armstrong
Here's Sonia Fitzpatrick. She's a famous British animal communicator. You may know her from the. Oh, I guess. This isn't aired yet, but Animal Planet is green lit. Her show, the Pet Psychic, she susses out what bothers the likes of monkeys and roosters as well as dogs and cats and the usual menagerie.
Joe Getty
I like that. When you're a pet psychic, apparently any animal, monkey, snake, gerbil, whatever, you can read their mind equally well.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Whoa. Is your monkey pissed off at you? Next one. Mad monkey. Oh, man, that's a pissed off monkey. Let's see, psychics working with racehorses. Here's a gal who specializes in rabbits.
Joe Getty
See? He feels. He feels he's just going in circles and what's the point? Says the racehorse.
Jack Armstrong
I feel like I'm just running around in circles.
Joe Getty
And there's this other guy.
Jack Armstrong
Here's this other guy who's seen Komodo dragons and once Michael A. Bob guy in Texas. There's nothing that I won't see, he says. Some of the most fascinating animals that I've worked with would have to be for a camel, for example. I've also worked with quite a few aquatic species. I work with a tortoise rescue in Florida and I love the energy of the tortoise. I tell you what, I wish I had the cajones to be a charlatan like you, sir. Good for you.
Joe Getty
I really hate it when the midgets hit me with the sticks. Once again, the racehorse. Not using the nomenclature of the day, but you can't count on horses to be up on the latest PC terms.
Jack Armstrong
Because there are horses.
Joe Getty
Right?
Jack Armstrong
Here's a little illustration for you. I'm going to have to use my descriptive powers, which are so well known because this is a photograph, but here's this woman lying on a furry rug with her head on a pillow. Outside, out of doers, she is surrounded by candles and like those little bowls, singing bowls. You rub the malady thing around and they make various times.
Joe Getty
I almost bought one the same day I almost bought the gong.
Jack Armstrong
There's a big crystal thing and she's lying on her back with her eyes closed amidst all of this like new agey stuff with her hand resting on her Dalmatian as the pet psychic leads the session. You know, it's whatever gets you through the night.
Joe Getty
Right.
Katie
Making it really hard not to ridicule.
Joe Getty
Right? Yeah. Again, since we had psychics on in the past and dream analysts were the same way, you realized mostly it was taken advantage of people who were either in a bad. They're needy for a variety of reasons. Either they're. That's just their demeanor or they've gone through a really hard time. And sometimes when really bad things happen in your life, you just need any relief.
Jack Armstrong
Right. And again, not psychic. Communicator, please. Communicator.
Joe Getty
Right. Pet communicator.
Jack Armstrong
I'm talking to a giant tortoise. I'm not being a psychic.
Joe Getty
Tell you what, among beasts who ain't thinking nothing, tortoise ain't got a thought in its head.
Katie
Honestly, these people try to talk to like those murder hornets or something like that. Something dangerous.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, you're good at talking a beast.
Katie
Great white shark.
Joe Getty
Turtles ain't thinking nothing.
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Jack Armstrong
The good folks at libs of TikTok. One or more of them somehow posed as a 13 year old girl and called an organization called Trans Youth Equality foundation and talked to its director Susan Mosh. Again portraying themselves as a 13 year old girl and asking for advice on a variety of topics. And this is what it sounded like. Michael will start with 70. Go from there.
Susan Mosh
So for you, your child would have to go out of state, correct?
Jack Armstrong
Well, I'm actually the child. I'm 13.
Susan Mosh
Oh, hi. Your voice sounded like a parent's voice. Have you talked to your parents about going out of state to get care?
Jack Armstrong
Well, my parents are very transphobic and they do not support my transition or.
Joe Getty
You know, with he him pronouns.
Susan Mosh
Sometimes kids decide by the time they're 16ish to get emancipated, as they say, to say get a little job and be on their own. Which probably sounds terrible and hard, but it could happen. It does for some. And when they're on their own and they're emancipated, they can make their own decisions about what medical treatment they want.
Joe Getty
You nut job.
Jack Armstrong
This is a 13 year old girl, at least, ostensibly right. And this is the millionth example of there's no counseling, there's no. What else is going on? Oh, you were raped as a child. Oh, you have anxiety, anxiety and depression. You have various. You're autistic. These activists don't care. Next clip. How do you deal with transphobic parents?
Susan Mosh
You know, of course, would you hear about parents that will get crazy, say absolutely no, no way, blah, blah. This is dumb. This is, you know, unhealthy. And it depends on how right wing leaning they are. Depends on how religious they are, that kind of thing.
Jack Armstrong
They're very far right.
Susan Mosh
Right, like Trumpsters, you mean?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Susan Mosh
Some of these people are really brainwashed, you know, it's like brainwashing techniques, you know, it's a sad state of affairs.
Joe Getty
Yeah. The people that believe a 13 year old girl shouldn't become a boy on her own without the parents knowing are the. That's the brainwashed crowd.
Jack Armstrong
How about another one?
Susan Mosh
Michael, do you think your parents expect you to go to college one day?
Jack Armstrong
Definitely.
Susan Mosh
I mean, because, I mean, if you could be brave and get yourself to think about a college, it's not, they.
Jack Armstrong
Don'T have to know.
Susan Mosh
That's why you're going. Just like, you know, you could be like, I want to go to Boston so bad. There's so many colleges there. You know, you can make a reasons. Sure. You've heard the expression chosen family. You'll find your chosen family, you know, that one day that will be like friends that accept you become more like.
Joe Getty
Your family, you know, man, if you were talking to my kid like that, I would want to kill you.
Jack Armstrong
And then finally this. I'm just starting like, I've been identifying with he, him pronouns for a while.
Joe Getty
But I would like to start off with a binder.
Jack Armstrong
So are there any resources that you guys have for me to get a binder?
Susan Mosh
Well, we do have binders, so I could definitely send you some. I just would need to know where to send it because sometimes you're really young, a parent sees a box coming, they're like, you know, what the heck is this? Why are you getting a box? You know, what'd you order? And then they kind of take it away when they find out what it is. But some people mail it to a friend's house or a relative's house. But if you can think of a way that you would be able to get it, you know, we would Definitely.
Jack Armstrong
Send you some 13 year old girl being taught how to evade her parents attention, to mislead them and to get a binder so she can flatten her breasts because she wants to look like a boy again at age 13. And of course, no screening, no talk about any other psychological problems, just, all right, here's how you do it. And I would love to know the percentages of these people who are avowed Neo Marxists. The idea being if you can establish a queer identity, which is a blanket term, that's not a specific thing. It's a blanket term that means I'm against society as it is. I'm queer, look at me, I'm a rebel. Because maybe you're not lesbian or gay or transgender, or maybe they didn't get you through the Black Lives Matter thing. Tear down the system. Tear down the system. It's all about tearing down the system. And they know they've got to turn the kids against their parents because the parents will settle them down and say, yeah, there are obviously flaws with the system, but how about you work to, to fix them, to make them better? Volunteer, become an attorney, something like that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They want to turn them into little Neo Marxists.
Joe Getty
So the person advising the child, what group were they with? Or what was that?
Jack Armstrong
Is Trans Youth Equality Foundation. T Y E F. Okay. And these people are teachers at schools too, and administrators at schools. And this stuff came out of nowhere. Well, it came out of the teachers colleges and it came out of the German intellectual salons of the 40s and 50s to read on, read up about it if you want. They've written books with their names on them saying precisely what they want to do. It's not like it didn't. You know what, in fact, what I just said, it came out of nowhere is the most untrue thing I have ever said. It's, it's easily trackable, but people are just not aware of it.
Joe Getty
Yeah, but it's certainly gained prominence out of, out of nowhere for all of us who are just, you know, going on with our lives where we're at. They get slapped in the face with this new thing. This is like, what? What?
Jack Armstrong
Who? Yeah, I would agree completely. Let's see, a Norton ad has made that page unusable, so I'll skip that article. I just wanted to get to this. Here's a therapist who said, I just took. It's some organization training on, for therapists on how to support families of gender diverse children. I didn't realize how much Trans organizations hate black people. And I thought, wow, what? And I guess they taught her at length that the reason is because they can't manipulate black parents to affirm their children as easily. The training explained to me how many black families reject the idea and view the whole trans thing as a white issue. Crazy white people.
Joe Getty
That's true. Crazy white people thing. It is a crazy white people thing.
Jack Armstrong
Oh yeah, you folks are absolutely right. Yeah, yeah. It's the job of therapists to explain to black parents that the gender journey is real and their kids will die if they don't agree. These people hate black culture. I know the left is racist, but I never realized it in this way before. Your kid will die if you don't get them a binder and hormones and surgeries. An utter dishonesty. I eliminate all DEI programs everywhere and fight this stuff to the extent you can.
Joe Getty
I'll bet that's true for most people from south of the border too. As with the the black crowd. It's a crazy white person thing. It's an over educated white person thing. This weirdness.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah. Imagine going into the typical immigrant home of Mexican folks or whatever and saying yeah, yeah, we want to turn Juan into Juanita. Tell Juan Sr. That and see how it goes. Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty the Armstrong and Getty Show.
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Speaking of electric cars and the reason we have electric cars of course is because we're killing the climate and. Or we're killing the climate or killing the planet. And we're all going to die soon. We all know that, right? How many years do we have left? Like got like six months. We're all gonna be dead. Boiling in the sea.
Jack Armstrong
Yes, your SUV is sticking a knife into the planet's spleen right now. You are a murderer.
Joe Getty
Human Progress, which is a magazine now website, came out with these numbers yesterday. Adjusted for population, climate related deaths have fallen by 99.25% since 1920. So in the last 100 years, climate related deaths have fallen about 100%.
Jack Armstrong
Meanwhile, the standard of living of billions of people around the planet has skyrocketed. Premature death has plunged. Disease, misery, infant mortality, all of it has just dropped off of the map. But if we somehow peaked in terms of the lack of climate caused deaths and backslid ever so slightly, we should absolutely, completely sacrifice all the rest of that stuff to make sure the first category doesn't rise slightly. Come on.
Joe Getty
Uh, right, right. One of the responses to that was, look, we are going to innovate our way out of this problem eventually and we may have to, but things just aren't as bad as people have been telling you they are. So.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, absolutely true.
Joe Getty
Sorry, Greta, do you have any particular view on. I mean, I know, I know the answer to this. I can't even believe I'm asking it. I'm just asking it because every channel I flipped on today, as I was flipping through the channels overnight, the news broke that Nikki Haley is suspending her campaign. A shock to no one. And we're back to this. No, I was just going to ask you.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, okay.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I was going to ask you because it's the lead story on, on all broadcast news.
Jack Armstrong
Yes.
Joe Getty
I don't think it's important at all.
Jack Armstrong
Okay.
Joe Getty
I'm just asking you is I'm off base. You have any thoughts on her full throated endorsement of Trump? It is their lead topic on all broadcast news from NPR to MSNBC to.
Jack Armstrong
Whether Nikki Haley will or not.
Joe Getty
Yeah. And needs to.
Jack Armstrong
I couldn't give a crap.
Joe Getty
Okay, well then we're in the same category.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I don't know. No, it's not like the sort of moderate Republicans or aisle crossers or, you know, old school Republicans are, are persuadable at this point. That's that. No, no, she can say anything she wants. They still won't be big fans of Trump. I mean, if she could, she's a very bright lady. If she could come up with some sort of really strong rationale for, you know, what. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I've changed my mind. If she could, as many, many Americans have lay out the calculation that, look, Trump is flawed. We all have our problems with him, but the far left dei, Black Lives Matter, Marxist agenda will ruin the country. Let's deal with Trump. Try to keep him between the, the yellow lines. But not Biden and Harris.
Joe Getty
We all. This is an interesting thing about being a human being. We all only know our own minds and personalities and then we have to extrapolate for everyone else on Earth.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, we look for clues, but it's imperfect at best. You're quite right.
Joe Getty
But I can't imagine ever being swayed by any politician about a different politician. Whether you tell me I should or shouldn't vote for them. All right, good for you. I'm still going to make my own decision. I can't imagine that being a factor.
Jack Armstrong
For me unless they lay out a rationale that is A, persuasive and B, new to me. Something I hadn't come to myself. Like the Biden Trump thing. And if you need Nikki Haley's help, I suppose maybe you're just really, you really don't like, like Trump and you need a little push or something. I don't know. But yeah, if she can come up with a really good persuasive line to get moderates off their butts and to the polls, that might help some.
Joe Getty
Yeah, not at this point. Not, not this many months out. I just don't think it matters.
Jack Armstrong
Funny. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing even as I was trying to build a rationale.
Joe Getty
Here's the one thing again about my mind. I don't know about other people, but the, my, my anecdotal evidence for this sort of thing is back in 2000, I was really big on the McCain Straight Talk Express and George W. Bush, you know, another family part of what, Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was just really into McCain and when he lost, I was very disappointed and had no enthusiasm for Bush. But then after you get like six, eight months of the other side saying all kinds of mean things about your side, you come around to screw you people. And I just think that's what'll happen with most people again.
Jack Armstrong
Sure. Yeah, absolutely. You circle the wagons or is that racist?
Joe Getty
Well, they call it circle the wagons are coming home. But I think that, like, I think that's like dismissive of it. It's, it's makes it seem, I don't know, cowardly or stupid or something. No, I'm not going to listen to eight months of you beating up my side and calling us a bunch of racist losers, idiots, and, and not have an opinion.
Jack Armstrong
Right, right. You know, I really wanted to get back to the climate change thing, but as long as we're this far down the road, just somebody remind me to got a great email. I absolutely love this. The Bad Orange man email from Maggie I thought was terrific that we just shared with you. Then Jess. And Wiley, Texas points out you're dumb and not paying attention. The New York Times finally articulated the problem with Biden I've been wondering why he's so unpopular and why I don't like him. Finally, the question is answered. Quote from the New York Times. The polls suggest that Biden's weakness is concentrated among the less engaged, less educated segment of the electorate, including many young black and Hispanic voters who traditionally vote for Democratic candidates. So I'm a moron and I haven't paying attention. Y'all are dumb and distracted too. And the problem with the black and Hispanic voters peeling off from the party, less educated and engaged. That's the problem. Biden has all you stupid, stupid people who don't know how wonderful he is. Thank you, Jess.
Joe Getty
In particular, the New York Times is saying dumb people of color.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Wow, that's great. That's great.
Joe Getty
I was thinking about this yesterday with the realignment, how long is it going to take with the realignment as more and more black and Hispanic people come over to the Republican Party and it becomes the party, the working class, which it seems is, you know, fully happening. When will white, and maybe it's already happened right there in the New York Times. When will white too many degree liberals start saying racist things about all the black and brown people that have become.
Jack Armstrong
Republicans or certainly racist adjacent. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. As soon as it serves them. The minute it serves them, they will trade their principles for gain. The second it serves them.
Joe Getty
Well, it sounds like from that New York Times line, I mean, that's the first shot across the bow of that that I've heard dumb black and brown people aren't paying attention. They're, they're the ones who are the weakness.
Jack Armstrong
Us smart people, we know Joe Biden still a God among men.
Joe Getty
I'm a white guy, in case you don't know that. So when you know. So coming from that point of view. But when, if you're brown or black and you were voting Democrat, it's, you know, you were just making decisions based on the issues. You were taking a look at the tax rate and policy this and that and made a decision and the Democratic Party was the best choice. If you vote Republican though, because you, you're uninformed, you're, you're low information voter. You weren't paying attention. You don't know what's going on. Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Probably fell for misinformation and, or disinformation.
Joe Getty
Right. Yeah. I knew that was going to happen and it's already happened.
Jack Armstrong
Wow. I was working my way toward this email which I thought was great from Paolo. Lots of the left is up in arms about the scotus allowing Trump on the ballot in Colorado and other states. They're the same folks that are squealing, we'll lose our democracy if he's elected. If they succeed in keeping him off the ballot. Haven't we lost it already? They should be asking themselves why they're so afraid he'll be elected. If he's as bad a guy as they say he is, hint it's because the alternative they offer is worse. Fix that and there'll be no need to worry about him and no need to steal our democracy to save democracy. Yeah, the idea of yes, we're going to mount half a dozen highly suspicious court cases to keep the leading candidate off the ballot because we love democracy. Good Lord. If there's a greater hypocrisy in American history, point it out to me, please, would you?
Joe Getty
And I would also like to know one more thing, election wise. Who are y'all who are voting for Marianne Williamson and is it a. Is it a joke vote or is there something about her crazy act that you're digging?
Jack Armstrong
If it's a joke, I appreciate it. I appreciate you hanging in there.
Joe Getty
I guess I do, too. Marianne Williamson, who got out of the race then surprisingly did well in Michigan with like 4% and decided to get back into the race because she had Marianne momentum or something.
Jack Armstrong
We swam it like nobody's business.
Joe Getty
That's hilarious. Those of you who are voting Marianne Williamson because she's like a tarot card reader, right? Or palm reader or something. Chiropractor, one of those things.
Jack Armstrong
No comment. Some sort of helper of some sort.
Joe Getty
Yeah, well, she's.
Jack Armstrong
She's a hobbyist, so she felt like going fishing, essentially. She felt like getting back in the presidential race, given a couple of speeches, whatever. Yeah. Enjoy yourself, Marianne. Slam it.
Joe Getty
Well, if you could get anybody to throw money your way and you're flying around first class and staying in nice hotels and eating a bunch of meals and pretending to talk about policy, that'd be kind of fun for a while.
Jack Armstrong
We slam it like nobody's business. Armstrong and Getty.
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Jack Armstrong
I just went and grabbed some groceries. A lady walked over and she's standing in front of me of the blueberries and strawberries, and she opened up the blueberries and started touching them. After she squeezed the blueberries, she put them back and did it until she grabbed the one she wanted and walked away. Is that normal?
Joe Getty
Yuck.
Jack Armstrong
She Squeezed My Blueberries is beloved blues song by old blind Jimmy Jefferson.
Joe Getty
She squeezed the blueberries.
Jack Armstrong
That was, I believe, a kiwi accent.
Joe Getty
Which means, you're awesome.
Jack Armstrong
Okay, France.
Joe Getty
That's correct. I have purchased blueberries where you get them home and they're all soft and mushy and nobody wants to eat them.
Jack Armstrong
No. Very disappointed.
Joe Getty
But I'm not going to open them up and squeeze them ahead of time. I just don't want.
Jack Armstrong
You can eyeball them.
Joe Getty
You can. You can tell how hard they are.
Jack Armstrong
By eyeballing them pretty effectively. I'm a big blueberry consumer. Which.
Joe Getty
Which fruits do you. Thump thump? What are your thumpable fruits? A watermelon and a muskmelon.
Jack Armstrong
People hate when I say muskmelon.
Joe Getty
It's cantaloupe for the rest of you, I guess.
Jack Armstrong
I know. I've long found pineapples to be a bit of a challenge. And avocados. Avocados. I squeeze a little bit. I think you have to.
Joe Getty
What should they feel like if they're.
Jack Armstrong
Hard, they're not ready and. Well, that's fine if you're gonna serve avocados in three days, but if you're, like gonna whip up something tonight, you're gonna make you some guacamole. Can't have rock hard avocados.
Joe Getty
My son prefers the bananas when they're really green. And I hate that flavor. That's my least favorite flavor on earth is a super green banana black.
Jack Armstrong
You've had cow dung kicked into your mouth, right?
Joe Getty
I often say that to my kids. This is the worst thing I've ever tasted. And I've had cow excrement in my mouth.
Jack Armstrong
Do you say excrement or. They're teenagers. Do you drop the S bomb? Because the joke's funnier with the S bomb.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I think I usually say, crap. I was at a restaurant, Dad.
Jack Armstrong
I get it.
Joe Getty
So they had a get together last night at the junior high because my son is getting out of sixth grade and heading into junior high. Anyway, so the kids were there and they're talking about how different junior high is and this and that. But what got the Most tittering among the children was. Was when they mentioned school dances. So this is. This will be entering the era of school dances for the first time. There's a lot of looking around and shuffling over that one. Some of the kids very excited about it. Mostly the girls. Some of the kids not excited about it all. Mostly the boys.
Jack Armstrong
Now, obviously, you will be obligated to appoint a transgender belle of the ball, Fall Queen, Homecoming Queen, etc. But we'll work that out.
Joe Getty
The dances start in junior high. The first dance I ever attended, I think was in seventh grade. Man, I don't know if I've ever been more uncomfortable in my life.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, my God. I just. I remember as my kids transitioned from elementary school to middle school, picking them up or waiting for them outside or something and seeing some of the. The girls who were rather proud of their. How do I put this? And not get arrested. Their. Their development is adult females and more than proud enough to. To flaunt it and thinking, what the hell?
Joe Getty
In eighth grade.
Jack Armstrong
Wow. Yes. Yeah. The whole concept. Now, granted, in a warm weather climate, it's different than. We grew up in the Midwest.
Joe Getty
Right.
Jack Armstrong
Part of it. But some of the. Like, those shorts are awfully short and that top is awfully tight. Yikes.
Joe Getty
Well, I wasn't even thinking of, like, a sexual element in the dances, but I suppose, you know, at this age. Yeah. What are you gonna do? It just in general, though, why is the transition from grade school to junior high such a big deal? I'm trying to remember. I. My memory is that that's like, when it was like, really out there and in the open, the whole boy girl relationship thing. Katie.
Katie
Yeah, I. I would think so. Because you're. I mean, I don't know, there was something. For me, there was something about the words high school at the end of it. So you weren't in elementary school. You were in junior high school. So you were, you know, you were one of the big kids.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I see. I moved schools right then, so. And with junior high was a crazy, uncomfortable and unhappy time for me, but I thought it was just because I moved schools and left all my friends behind. But it might just be based on what I was listening to teachers talk about last night. It said it's tough for everybody at that age.
Katie
Plus, especially for female.
Jack Armstrong
For.
Katie
For females, the difference between boobs. Yeah, that change. Seriously, that. Well, at least that change happened for me in between elementary school and junior high school. I went away for summer and back. Hey, guys.
Joe Getty
Wow. I'll bet that is something yeah, it's.
Katie
It's because it's uncomfortable. But you want it to happen. But it's more uncomfortable.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Katie
Than anything.
Joe Getty
I guess I've never really thought about it, but yeah. At that age, if you're going to show up to school with a different pair of shoes, you're wondering, you know, what are people are going to say about it or did you know, showing up with a different body. Holy crap.
Katie
I was one of three girls that. That happened to that we showed up after that summer and it was drastic.
Joe Getty
Yeah. And did people comment on that?
Katie
Oh yeah. Non stop. I had nicknames. I. I was called. Somebody called me Dirty pillows and that lasted with me all the way through high school.
Jack Armstrong
Oh yeah.
Joe Getty
That's not a good nickname.
Katie
Whatever.
Joe Getty
I'm older so it probably. You wouldn't have gotten away with this as a teacher, but I remember teachers, teachers commenting on the girls that had showed up back at school and, and you know, looking different. Isn't that something? Teachers would mention it.
Katie
Commenting like mentioning how like have you.
Joe Getty
Seen Katie this year? Yeah. Not the same Katie as last year. Huh?
Jack Armstrong
Whoa.
Joe Getty
As teachers would say that and everybody would.
Katie
Disgusting.
Joe Getty
It is weird. It's a different time.
Katie
Somebody needs to call to catch a predator on those people.
Jack Armstrong
You know, one that changes is PE Classes. When you start getting dressed together and stuff like that.
Joe Getty
Right. That's one of the things they mentioned that the PE class you're going to start wearing. You got PE clothes. You got shorts and a T shirt and you're gonna have to change clothes. So. Yeah, that'll be a new thing.
Katie
Or the girls.
Jack Armstrong
Which.
Katie
Which girls had to get bras. Which ones didn't? Oh, that was a big conversation. All the girls peeking at each other.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Joe Getty
Weird, right? Yeah. But so they did announce that there are going to be dances this year and ever. Some people seemed horrified by it. Some people seemed excited. I was horrified. You, Katie as a girl seemed like the girls were more excited about it.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I loved it.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Katie
Oh, the dress, the makeup, the hair, all of it.
Joe Getty
Loved it. Plus as girls, you can run out there with just your friends that are also girls and dance and.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Joe Getty
And have a good time. It's not. Yeah, that's an option for the boys.
Katie
But much scarier for the guys. The pressure's on them too to ask the girl to the dance and all that stuff.
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Joe Getty
No. I danced the first time at an 8th grade dance and it's because some girl came and asked me for the last dance of the night. I can still remember the song Donna Summer Last dance. I was sweating bullets. I mean, I was just. I was soaked in sweat. We were actually touching each other because it was a slow dance and I was just. I mean, just my shirt was wet.
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Armstrong & Getty On Demand: Episode Summary – The A&G Replay Monday Hour Four
Release Date: December 23, 2024
In the latest episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand, hosts Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty delve into a variety of engaging and often contentious topics, ranging from the enigmatic world of pet psychics to heated discussions on climate change and political realignments. This detailed recap captures the essence of their conversation, enriched with notable quotes and timestamps for easy reference.
The episode kicks off inside the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong humorously recounts an incident where Joe Getty arrived at work missing a finger due to an accident, setting a lighthearted yet gritty tone for the show.
Notable Quote:
Armstrong and Getty navigate the murky waters of pet psychics, expressing skepticism about individuals claiming to communicate with animals. Joe Getty shares a personal anecdote about consulting a pet psychic to address his senior cat’s strange behavior, which led to unexpected success with acupuncture—an outcome they debate the legitimacy of.
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The discussion shifts to the evolving perception of pets as integral family members. Citing a Pew Research Center poll, Armstrong highlights that over half of Americans consider their pets as part of the family, sparking a debate on the extent to which individuals prioritize their pets over human family members in critical situations.
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A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to a critical examination of the Trans Youth Equality Foundation (TYEF). Armstrong and Getty argue that organizations like TYEF are indoctrinating children into neo-Marxist ideologies, manipulating them to rebel against their parents and societal norms. They express concern over the psychological support—or lack thereof—provided to transgender youth, emphasizing the potential for abuse within such frameworks.
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The hosts engage in a spirited debate over climate change, challenging statistics that claim a significant reduction in climate-related deaths over the past century. They argue that such narratives are used to justify radical policies that could jeopardize global standards of living, questioning the necessity and efficacy of current climate initiatives.
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A segment of the conversation centers on Nikki Haley's decision to suspend her presidential campaign and her endorsement of former President Trump. Armstrong and Getty express indifference towards her political maneuvers, suggesting that such endorsements are unlikely to sway moderate Republicans or those disillusioned with Trump.
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The discussion shifts to Marianne Williamson’s continued presence in the presidential race. Armstrong and Getty mock her prospects, characterizing her as a "tarot card reader" and questioning the seriousness of voters supporting her candidacy.
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Adding a personal touch, Armstrong shares a humorous encounter with a fellow grocery shopper meticulously selecting blueberries, likening the situation to a beloved blues song. This segment showcases the hosts' ability to blend lighthearted stories with their broader discussions.
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The episode concludes with an engaging conversation about the social dynamics of junior high school dances. Armstrong, Getty, and guest Katie reflect on the awkwardness of early adolescence, particularly for girls experiencing puberty and the pressures associated with school dances.
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This episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand encapsulates the hosts' signature blend of humor, skepticism, and unabashed commentary on contemporary issues. From questioning the legitimacy of pet psychics to dissecting the complexities of political endorsements and adolescent socialization, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty deliver a conversation that is both entertaining and thought-provoking. Whether you agree with their perspectives or not, the dynamic exchange offers a comprehensive look into the multifaceted discussions that define the Armstrong & Getty Show.
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