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Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. Armstrong and Getty. And now here's Armstrong and Getty. NFL fans are still talking about the free kick the Chargers kicked last night, which who knew that was even a thing. First time in 50 years anybody's even tried one and they scored. I'm not going to get into it because it take too much time, but 57 yard free kick? Google it. It's a thing. It's a rule. Nobody ever tries it. Weird. I've never heard of it in my life. I've been watching football since I was a wee lad. I want to mention this before we get back. Back to clips of the year. Who the hell organized that? Made for movies Perp walk by Luigi yesterday. That if your. If your goal was to make him look like a cool killer to idolize, you couldn't have done better than. Oh, yeah, the long slow motion walk with all the cops around him and him looking like a movie star. The helicopter by the river. It was straight out like Lex Luthor or some super villain. To make him look. Yeah, exactly. To make him look so badass and co. Uh, I saw this first from Ian Bremmer saying Mayor Adams can't go soon enough if he is behind this to allow Luigi to get this PR coup yesterday. Just horrible, horrible, horrible. Don't make those people look cool. What the hell? The little rich brat who murders people he disagrees with. Please. That's what he is. It's all he is. In spite of all the people demonstrating in favor of him. Man, we're a disease society. But we, Armstrong and Getty, are the antibiotic that we will continue to inject in 2025. With your support. Thank you very much for being here. We're taking a fun look back at the year that was. We're leaping into July. Now it's clips of the year. Oh. Democratic lawmakers wrestling with whether to stick with President Biden as their party's nominee. Terrible night. Look, he pushed, right? Many of us have colds. It's a bad episode. I hear you guys. Unless the White House answers the question. Hold on a second. Act of the matter is how can you assure you're going to be out on, you know, on your way to go, you know, work tomorrow. Age. Age wasn't, you know, the idea that I'm too old. I wish he could jump up the steps on Air Force One. He can't. He has just those classic features of neurodegeneration. And I have A neurological test every single. He's basically the guy doing 30 in the left lane and he ain't moving for anybody. You know, go around. I don't care. And even on teleprompter, things continue to. Huh. And now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine. Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin. President Putin. I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president, but I think she was not qualified to be president. Joe, you did such a great job. You answered everything questions. You do all the. Do you want him to run? I want him to do whatever he decides to do. All of a sudden, I show up at the convention, everybody says, we want somebody else. That's democratic process. It's not going to happen. No one's saying that. No bull says that. You know, it looks to me like he may very well stay in. He's got an ego and he doesn't want to quit. I'm staying in a race. I had a. That night and I had been without him making. I screwed up. What happens if you have another episode like we saw during the debate? What happened? Is there. Is there a sense of wanting to get back on the horse? I'm on the horse. Where you've been. What's with you guys? Come on, man. At least. Anyway, anyway, so we're standing there, you know, we're pointing. We're pointing at the guy crawling up the roof. We could clearly see him with a rifle. If you want to really see something that said, take a look at what happened in an instant. Secret Service agents rushing the stage surrounding Trump. He's on the roof, buddy. The shots were fired. It became apparent. And the sniper opened fire, killing the suspect. The buck stops with me. I am the director of the Secret Service. That building in particular has a sloped roof. We would want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And I think, Thomas, I think you appreciate God even more, really, because something. Something happened. That's when the world found out that there is tough and then there's Trump tough. Wow. Oh, man. No kidding. There were half a dozen clips in that first half of July that could be finalists for the clip of the year. I was just wowing that moment. I don't know why. I mean, it's not like I forgot it happened, but hearing it. Holy crap. Did we come close to a completely different next four years for the country? The President Putin clip, the whole Trump and Jill Biden. You did it. You answered all the questions. I mean, that could be the clip of the year, but the assassination Attempt. Gotta be a finalist. That's. It's deadly serious. Oh, my God. Yeah. Wow. I feel like I need to take a minute before we plunge the second half of July. That might be one of the big, big pivot points in world history. Certainly could end up being. We'll never know because we don't. You know, you won't know what didn't happen if Trump had been killed that day and you have a different president. I don't know if the Democrat owner or whoever replaced him. And who would? I don't know. No, but things would have been a lot different, right? Indeed. So we'll take your input. What should be the clip of the year? Mailbagarmstrongandgetti.com or 415295, KFTC if you'd prefer to text. Shall we plunge on, Man. Do you remember that period? I mean, because we were in Milwaukee and then. I mean, when those interviews with Biden were days later. Yeah. Those interviews with Biden were must see tv, like the whole country was tuning in. Oh, the Lester Holt interview that we heard a chunk from. Yeah, yeah, I'm on the horse. What's wrong with you guys? The polls don't show that. That's what we found out yesterday. We found out yesterday from the Wall Street Journal. That's because that's what they were telling Biden. They were. They wouldn't tell him the truth about the polls. So that's why he was getting my. I can understand if you actually believed you were tied or ahead, you'd think, why is the mainstream media keep saying I'm behind? What is with you guys is a perfect response if you got the wrong information. Hiding the truth from him because he was too senile to take it. And yet they were going to try to get him elected president again. Remember that second half of July? Take a deep breath. I mean, feet at shoulder width, lean forward at the waist. Wolf, What a year. It's clips of the year. I officially accept your nomination to be Vice President. President of the United States of America. With our leader up there, my hero, that gladiator, we're gonna bring America back together, one real American at a time, brother. I'm not supposed to be here tonight. Not supposed to be here. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. So tonight, with faith and devotion, I proudly accept your nomination for President of the United States. Thank you. President Biden has announced he will stand down from the race. I know yesterday's news was surprising, and then you just cry. You gave America a lesson in patriotism. I love you, Joe. So I've decided the best way forward is to pass the torch to a new generation in Dabarker. There are certain inalienable rights. Those of us who cherry that cause. This is one of those speeches that is going to go down in history not just as a great Joe Biden speech, but as a great moment in the American presidency. Something happened to me when I got shot. I became nice. So now we have a new victim to defeat. Lion Kamala Harris Lyon. 100%. She was a DEI hired. I know Donald Trump's type. Kamala, you're fired. Get out of here. You're fired. Kamala is brat. He is a little messy and likes to party. It's a happy day. What can I say? There is really no other way to describe this hearing. It was brutal. Director, were you guessing or lying? I take full responsibility. Your agency got out outsmart, in and out maneuvered by a 20 year old. Do you know what Stuart Knight did afterwards? He remained on duty. He resigned. He resigned. Burning a flag is protected speech. Supreme Court. I don't care. Since when do we permit that crap? Some of these protesters hold up signs proclaiming Gays for Gaza. They might as well hold up signs saying Chickens for kfc. Excellent grasp of our popular culture, Bibi. That's pretty good. So much in there. Joe Biden saying, I know this comes as a shock to a lot of people. That is so hilarious. And the whole. I mean, whether it was Rachel Mado or Kamala, we love you, Joe. Katie. I recoiled. Oh. But the. The various people saying, oh, that was an act of patriotism. Him withdrawing it. Amazing. You lying liars. You'll say anything. Hey. Hey. Rachel. That speech was five months ago. I forgot it happened at all. So it didn't exactly go down in history and be remembered forever. Yeah. And it was awful, by the way, at the time and remains so wow. Has come as a surprise to a lot of people. I'm sorry, you said what? One of those in there was a qualifier for clip of the year, though, that I really, really want to have. Which one was it? I love you, Joe. Might be it. More clips of the year on the way. Armstrong and Getty. The Armstrong and Yeti show. No, that's a Christmas is children who just can't go to sleep. Got another vote for Joe Scarborough saying this version of Biden, analytically, intellectually, is the best Biden ever for clip of the year. I don't think that's my choice for clip of the year, but that's a Very important clip. I jotted that one down too. Yeah. Between the loss of credibility for so much of the cable news and mainstream media, the. The how that emblem emblemized word am I looking for it doesn't matter how it made clear how big a lie that was and how everybody was committed to it except that one poor lonely Minnesota congressman who ran briefly. It's like I said yesterday with whatever topic we were talking about Trump derangement syndrome is a thing. It deranges people. It makes them crazy and they do things they wouldn't normally do. Like Joe Scarborough saying that that's crazy. Yeah, I think so. It's more than just like knee jerk opposition or dislike. It causes you to become unhinged, blind to reality. Well, I mean, locking the kids out of schools for months and months. I need no proof. Other than that during COVID when Europe and private schools were all doing great, the data was available. That's all the proof you need. Anyway, let's plunge on with the clips of the year. We are beginning August. Michael, hit us it. Hello, Madam President. We're not going back. Coach Walls. These guys are creepy. And yes, just weird as hell. That's what you see. That's what you see. One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness. Protecting and supporting access to gender affirming health care is essential. She's actually not as smart as he is. Well, you said you think you're very. I don't think he's very smart either, but I'm not a big fan of his brain. What's on the vice President's schedule today? Would it kill you guys to have a press conference? Why isn't she had a press conference? We absolutely are going to do it. You hear her take questions as she's out on the stump? Well, look, she could. She. She's taking her message directly to voters. I mean, the assassination attempts. What was it like for you? Not pleasant. I said, let's go put the bear in Central park and we'll make it look like he got hit by the bike. Funny for people. Team Belgium saying they will not participate in the mixed triathlon relays in the Seine after athlete Claire Michel fell ill. They had de Gaulle's revenge, if you will. Something like that. Quincy hall is coming back. Quincy hall is digging deep, high, running past all of them. Can he get there? He does. And the United States is going to claim gold for the eighth consecutive Olympics. Exclamation point. He's a bad boy. Night, night. Get back in there. Bops no more. Gop Tom Cruz in the UK Police are on heightened alert as Taylor Swift now prepares resume her European concert tour. In London after that foiled terror plot. This parking lot full of driverless wh o cars has had multiple incidents where suddenly the vehicles become confused and start honking all at each other. Okay, that's contempt. That's 93. Keep going. That's another 93. That's another 93. What is the charge? Eating a meal. A succulent Chinese meal. So one of the lessons there is that we were at the convention both convention. Were you? I was going to tell the last clip. A group we played. You were on the floor for the kid Rock song, weren't you? Yeah, yeah, and Hulk Hogan and all of it. Awesome. It was surreal. I just kept thinking, is this really happening? But the Democratic convention, God, they kicked ass. I mean, that whole rollout vibe thing was so hot. The problem, I mean, that was real. The problem was she was a half inch deep. She couldn't go beyond. That was her problem. It was a brilliant marketing campaign for a highly flawed product. Yeah, how exactly was Tim Walls? Please. He made. He made. What was I gonna say? Oh, what's her name? The Q chick from Alaska? Her name flitted out of my head. I'm as old as Biden. Sarah. He made Sarah Palin look like Harry Truman. I mean, Walls was awful. And I'm a knucklehead at times. Yeah, ultimately gender affirming here. RFK and the Bear, worthy of finalist status. Pretty notable. Of course, I know people who think that's. That's right wing, left wing. A corporate media attempt to bring him down and stop the MAGA agenda. That whole Bear story, it's all made up. What? He told it himself. He told the story himself. You can look at the video. Oh, for goodness sakes. I don't know what to say about that. Yeah, maybe I'll do a special podcast directed at the Fringe someday, but I won't waste everybody else's time. We've got more fake band names from the year and also more clips of the year, all on the way. Armstrong and Getty. The Armstrong and Getty Show. More leaks coming out about how bad Joe Biden's brain was and how people were covering it up. In addition to the Wall Street Journal piece yesterday that we read from, we'll try to shove a little of that in on this. The Clips of the Year show. Final show of the year, the fabulous Marion San Jose, known as Marion the Hoe, who compiles various things for us throughout the year including our band names Tossed yachts. My yacht rock band that plays a lot of Michael McDonald Aztec death whistle sounds just like Elinus Morrison set only with a dude singing mystery drones. And some of the albums put out. Kettlebell swing, that was my big band single that I put out in 1994. Hippo time bombs by Cocaine Hippos Menace by Possums. My new album, let's see a song I wrote was called squeeze my berries for blind Jimmy Jefferson. Let's see. And among the books we said we were going to publish, saved by vomiting, the Jo Getty Story, Forever 11, the Jack Armstrong story, the Time of the Beavers, my seven volume sci fi series and sports. Yes. Dancing, no. Chapter 17 of the first volume of my autobiography. Beautiful. I'm glad you multi volume your autobiography. Yeah. Oh, of course it is. Yeah. The Time of the Beavers. Oh boy. Kids would probably buy that. So we are looking for the clip of the year. Today the pressure is on. We're taking your nominations or votes. Mailbag at armstrong and getty.com or 415295 kftc to text. We are halfway through August. Let's plunge on. It's clips of the year. I don't know about you, but I'm feeling fired up. The future is here. It's in our grass. Let's go win it. We believe the future happens in California. First. These oligarchs tell us we shouldn't tax the rich, but take it from an actual billionaire. One who's going to tell him that the job he's currently seeking might just be one of those black jobs. It's the fourth quarter, we're down a field goal, but we're on offense and we've got the ball. We're driving down the field. Women are not without electrical, without not allowed. Not without electro, electoral or political power. Donald Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Donald Trump. Trump. And I want you to know I promise to be a president for all Americans. You can always trust me or I can just imitate everybody. Barack Obama. I'm feeling Florida and Bernie. We need socialism and I don't know. Give me a list. Put a list in front of me. Little John. Oh, yeah. What does he say? What's this? That was us live from Chicago. Kamala Harris could have won. If she was even average as a candidate, I think she could have won. She is so far below average. I mean, she is horrible. Among the worst candidates for president ever. Yeah, she was awful. I think though, Trump, because she had the entire mainstream Media just like going to ignore anything and everything. I mean, I mean, she had so much on her side. Plus Trump with his high negatives, she could have won if she was just okay. But she wasn't okay. She was horrible. And as I think we're about to hear in the September clip, excuse me. Trump was not good in that debate with Kamala that went badly. At the same time, he so resonated with the biggest issues that people care about in a way that was successful. Yeah, both teams were factors. The strength of one, the weakness of the other. So yesterday, Wall Street Journal comes out with their big report. Sourced 50 people who knew about covering up the President's mental health and all that sort of stuff. Stuff. Yesterday, former top journalist at cnn, maybe you remember him, Chris Saliza, said, as a reporter, I have a confession to make. He said yesterday I should have pushed harder earlier. For more information about Joe Biden's mental and physical well being and any signs of decline. Okay, that's his. You know, I thought, what does that. How. How did you. Pathetic. Here is the quote that I think is interesting. The White House and the people around Joe Biden were absolutely adamant that suggesting anything asking the question was in some sort of physical, mental, or both decline was offensive. Ciliza said yesterday, how could you. It's age shaming. And I think that impacted me at some level. He said, wow, you are a weak. Wow. No kidding. If that's what it was. If them saying you're just, you're just at age shaming and that scared you off. Believing your own eyes and ears. That is weak. Yeah, you, you just a weak man. What a. I almost used an unfortunate term for weak man. I'm glad I didn't. During the Christmas season, where are we in the year we're about to leap into September. Oh my God. Ooh, this one's beefy and action packed. We're looking for the clip of the year. The competition is as hot as I ever remember. Let's take a fun look back at the year that was. It's koi clips of the year. Do you think the end of Brat Summer spells the end of the honeymoon phase for Vice President Harris? This country will end up in a depression if she becomes president. You better thank a union member for vacation time. But we're not weird guys. We're very solid people. Want our country to be great again. I mean, it's very simple. Tim Walls, her emotional support. Vp. I remember a time, time when Republicans talked about things like freedom. They meant it. But that's not these guys. Well, I'll start with this. I grew up a middle class kid and I grew up in a neighborhood of folks who were very proud of their lawn. Catch up to the 21st century. Around again capacity, but also challenges. You know, they said I'm the goat and the goat means greatest of of all time. I'm the greatest of all time. Maybe greater even than Elvis. Harry, get up. Harry. Harry, get your fat ass out of the couch. Secret Service personnel saw a suspect who appeared to be aiming an assault style rifle. I would have loved to have sank that last putt. For those who say these policies aren't for me, what do you say to them? Well, if you are hard working, if you have. You talk about cognitive problems, we failed you. These are fanatics. They want the death of their own citizens. It's just time to end it, time to finish it. Hundreds of white wireless pagers exploded at the same time. Mossad is giving us a master class on covert action. I can't love this story anymore. There is no place in Iran that the long arm of Israel cannot reach. Don't believe that escalating this military conflict is in their best interest. I call again for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza. The return of the sausages, the hostages. We reached out to RT for comment and the company responded in public part with the following. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Sure, that was much funnier in the original Russian. Knock it off. Oh my gosh. I clearly don't know if I have a better clip than the return of the sausages. It's not important, but dang, it was funny. Well, given the, the gravity of the topic at hand, for the. The halfway wit PM of Britain to unleash that at a major speech was unbelievable. Return of the sausages. I'll tell you, I'd also like to trot out for your consideration the. Well, let me begin with. I grew up middle class where people cared about their lawns. That became a national bipartisan object of mockery. If I'm going to be serious. I think maybe the clip of the year is any version of. Of. I grew up in a middle class family. You're right, because it became such a meme for. For everybody. It was just so transparently I got nothing else to say. Yeah, that. I'll remember that forever. I grew up in a middle class family and there were multiple times I was pleasantly surprised. Whether it was debates or what have you, or interviews where Americans said exactly what you know, I was thinking, we were thinking, she isn't offering anything. Well, and then her, she has nothing. And the fact that she remember they made the big announcement. Will do. Because she hadn't done any interviews. The normal thing to do would have been to sit down for a big interview and have a press conference the next day after she got appointed the nominee. But she didn't for over a month. And remember when they announced we'll have one at the end of whatever it was, whatever month it was. The end of the, the October or something. It's like you're gonna wait another month. That was crazy. Crazy. Yeah. Speaking of crazy, the second half of September next segment is crazy. Chock full of clippy goodness. So don't miss it. And the return of the sausages. Stay with us. Armstrong and Getty. Do you hear what I hear what I hear? Said the night wind to the little land. Do you see what I the Armstrong and Yeti show way up in the sky. So big time reporter from cnn, Chris Saliza did a little interview yesterday and said he should have pushed harder at the White House on Joe Biden's mental decline and he regrets that. He said if you ever said anything though, they'd accuse you of age discrimination, everything like that. Wanted to hit you with this. Megan McCain McCain, the daughter of the late Senator John McCain, blasted Cilizzo while noting that there was no bigger and more obsessive McCain Truther regarding my dad's age when he ran in 2008. He was 71, mind you, than Chris. He ignored Biden's because he's a hack. Yeah, there you go. That's good. I should have pushed harder or at all, you spineless piece of garbage. You're either incredibly incompetent, like should never be a reporter ever again again, or you're a liar. And I think it's the latter. We are plunging toward declaring the clip of the year. It could be contentious this year because we have so many unbelievable nominees and it was such an impactful year. We'll take your input too. You can text 415295, KFTC next hour. We're going to be delving in October, November and December. But right now we need to finish up the blockbuster month of September. Tell you the first couple of clips are AI type stuff to help you enjoy them. It's clips of the year and poop has covered the sidewalks of San Francisco. This is the positive of joyful vision we offer as Democrats. Target enslaved my ancestors a year ago. Target. Target, take a look. Offering some help. And Vivian Sean Diddy Combs listened As the judge ordered him to remain behind bars, the 54 year old offered to post $50 million bond. The freak off sometimes lasted days at a time. Here's my pred of the dominant emotional reaction to the debate tonight. Sad for America. How do you think he is actually getting ready for this debate? He doesn't. People start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom. She copied Biden's plan and it's like four sentences like run, spot, run. In Springfield, they're eating the dogs. You talk about about extreme. They're in the park grabbing up ducks. They're eating the cats. Did you eat that cat? They're eating the best. What in the hell is this? They're eating the p of the people that live there. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. No, I am your father buried behind a bottom b. Doesn't matter. It goes Whatever the say it goes. Yeah. Oh, damn. What part of grow you understand? Hey, who? Hey, bro. Get arrested, dude. I mean, just raise a glass if you're racist. And that's the thing. Cheers. Oh, I'm not racist. Let me just raise all the rest of. Turn off social media. Safeguard your mental health. Pause. Touch grass. There's nothing wrong with you for being like this. Your voices are is important because I'm one of you. Why are you talking like that? Why are you talking like that? Because this is my voice. This is my voice. No, it's not. I heard you talking a minute ago. I know you don't talk like that. Neither do you. Because nobody actually talks like this. They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the pets in Springfield. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. Oh, wow, that's a tough one because we got the original. They're eating the dogs or eating the cats from the debate, which is a clip of the year. Then you've got the Peanuts theme version and then you got that Last1. All three of those are worthy in my opinion. Right. For pure amusement. Oh, yeah. Keeping in mind there are no standards for the armstronging at eclipse of the year. Oh, no. It could be impactful. It could be be eloquence. It could be hilarity. The one that let us laugh the most. Right? They're eating the dogs. The people that came in. They're eating the cats. They're eating. They're eating the pets of the people that live there. I'll tell you as I stand here right now, that might be my clip of the year and how many. Go ahead, Katie. Well, I was just thinking how many people thought that it was over for him after that debate. Yeah. When he said that and because he took the bait on everything. She criticized his crowd size and he went off for like five minutes on that instead of just ignoring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna be a brutal choice. For the actual clip of the year now was last year, Elon. Things are getting weird and getting weird faster. Was that the year before? I think it was last year. Yeah. Yeah, I think he said it early in the year. That's getting weird. And they're getting weird fast. That stuff mocking the girl with the vocal fry. If you don't watch Louder Milk, if you like that kind of guy. It really is an enjoyable show. Very bit, which. Why are you talking like that? Because nobody talks like that. God, when people actually do that, it's, ah, it makes my skin crawl. Ran into a school official recently who had the vocal fry and it was just so hard to pay attention to what they were saying. Well, the problem. Oh yeah, it's so off putting. This is awful. And it's such an affectation. Because nobody does talk like that. No, you didn't talk like that your first 20, 30, 40, 50 years until you came across somebody. You thought it was cool. Yeah, there are a lot of like, vocal styles like that. It's the fry and the up speak that just combine them. I remember we talked to was, did we have a gay panel at some point? Yeah. Back when we used to do more panels and we said, what's with the. The lisp and everything? They said, yeah, it's just kind of a cultural affectation. Yeah. Which is fair enough. Sure. Hockey players all sound the same. I mean, it's. It's all right. Good point. Except the vocal fry is so effing annoying, it makes you want to strangle the person to death there in public in front of witnesses. Yeah, exactly. It'd be worth it. Yeah. See, if you started to strangle one of them to death, other people jump in and help you as opposed to the other way around. Maybe elbow you out of the way so they can take over. Yes, exactly. We've got more clips of the year on the way and then we'll choose the clip of the year and say our goodbye eyes. Because it's the last show of the year. So if you can't stay around, grab it later via podcast. Armstrong and Getty on demand. Armstrong and Gettysburg.