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This is an iHeart podcast. Hey, it's Bobby from the Bobby Bones Show. I had an incredible time at this year's iHeartRadio music festival and even got the chance to hang out with Diplo and Bailey Zimmerman while I was there. How did Ashes come together? Diplo? I pulled up real quick. He was about to leave on tour. You're about to jump in your tour bus and we had like three hours. It was really cool. He literally just like randomly showed up to my house and I'm like, oh hey Diplo, what are you doing? He's like, I have a song that I want to show you. And I was like, okay. You can listen to the full episode out now, wherever you get your podcast. And big shout out to my friends at Hyundai for making this possible. Had a blast cruising around festival weekend in the all new Palisade hybrid. In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you. Don't let them down. 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One more thing before I get to that smells like a male goat around here somewhere. I feel like that's probably my goat. I keep getting a whiff of male goat and I was out at the farm yesterday and I feel like I got it on my boots that I'm wearing or my jacket or something. Do you know why male goats smell the way they do? Katie? I've talked about this before as a guy who's had many, many goats on his farm. I don't. So to attract the ladies, they wear a. Ladies, they wear a cologne. The cologne that they choose to wear is the scent of their own urine. Ah. And the way they make them smell that way is they stick their head down between their legs and urinate on their face. By the way, for the guys listening, don't bother. I've already tried it. And the answer is no. They put their head down between their legs and urinate on the face. And they do that like every day, all day. And to which the ladies go oh yeah. And then they're out in the hot sun and it is. And it's its own particular kind of smell that is just horrific. And if you get it on anything, you can't wash it off. You almost have to throw away your clothes. I mean it's, it's really quite amazing. And I'm guessing goats don't really properly hydrate. They don't have the big dumb cup that they carry around. Yeah. I'm drinking 64 ounces of water every day. So I'll. I'll bet their, their urine is particularly pungent. The interesting thing is that the having watched many goats mate online in my backyard at night, some people, people watch Jack goat fornication. Goat zeffing.com. oh yeah, he's a subscriber. The female goat doesn't appear to have a lot of say in when and where and how. Come on get consent. Yeah, you could really. Me too. A male, male goat. Because there's, there's not a lot of Romance. There's not a lot of flirting and then there is no say of when, where, how the pillow talk is negligible. On the other hand, the lady goat said hey, that guy really stinks a urine. I gotta go check this out. So although that's in the. That's when they're like loose in a pen and it happens. So you know, and they're. They're in heat so they're interested but still it seems very aggressive. It's light BDSM at the most, the least I would say looking at you thinking what are you doing? But there is ridiculous. There is something that people do regularly called stump bread where you tie them to a post and then you let the male goat in there and then they have really no choice. Oh, that sounds awful. Well, it's full on goat rape some people because they don't want to be. I mean this is an actual thing that happens. I'm sorry, hang on, hang on. I'm checking my bingo card to see if I had goat rape on it. Yeah, no, not. No, I don't was not seeing this turn on the map, Jack. People actually do this where they will those. They don't want to get near the stinky male goat or deal with it either. But so they'll tie up their female goat to a post like out by the road and say, you know, bring your. Bring your mail. Go by. Those people should not have goats. I don't know why that just made me really upset. I know it sounds awful, doesn't it? I mean it sounds really, really awful. So the people bring the male goat by the buck goat or the stud goat or whatever. Buck, buck. Do they get like a goatlet out of it? A kid? Yeah. Or you just get paid if you have a like papered fancy goat that has won prizes or something like that. And the. The world of procreation in the animal world. It's not pleasant. Anyway, a lot of romance. Didn't mean to get off on that tangent. I was just thinking about. It smells like. Yes, something smells like a male goat around here and I don't. You meant to go all the way and it's probably me what I opened with it. What is the world's best traveled box of crap. So I was. The reason I was out at the farm yesterday is I'm. I'm going through boxes and getting the last of my stuff out of where I used to live before I got divorced. And I'm sure you're this way too. Joe. I have moved many, many times since I left my parents house at age 18 and I've got stuff in boxes. I think I had a box yesterday that I opened up that had not been opened since I left at 18. And I was trying to count how many different places that must have gone. It's like 25, 30 different homes that I moved that box around and obviously I would have never known if it ceased to exist. Right, right. Or it's like a time capsule you buried, but you didn't bury it, you just cart it from place to place. Biggest question is why? Why are you doing this? Why are you carrying this box around from apartment to apartment to a girlfriend's apartment, to a different house to a different state and then back again? Well, my. What are you doing? Why do, why do some of us do this? Some of you don't. Some of you are better at this, but I'm not. Did you open it? Yeah. And it was a box of crap. Mostly it was a bunch of old Mad magazines which my son. My son just really recently got into. Mad magazines. And so I've got all my Mad magazines from the 70s for him and he was reading them and, and really enjoying that because they're, you know, something I read when I was his age. Oh yeah? Yeah. Parodies of movies he's never heard of. I found my. I forgot. I even had my old turntable from high school that I bought with my own money. I had a really good Sony turntable. I saved up my lawn mowing money. I think it was like 250 bucks in whatever year that was late 70s. So it must have be like a thousand dollar turntable now. Anyway, I cleaned it all up, had some mice droppings and stuff on it as it. But it's been, it hasn't been used for at least 45 years probably. Anyway, I was wondering why I plugged it in, plugged it in, lit up, turn, everything works. All I gotta do is get a new needle for it. So I'll get to use my high school turntable, I guess to try to play music. That's so cool. Can you still get a needle or a cartridge? There's a store needle. Yeah, there's a store in my town anyway that sells those still. Yeah, that's cool because turntables have made a bit of a comeback. Yes, Michael, you can get vinyl. Vinyls making a comeback. Yeah. Well, I noticed in the Target, the big display inside the Target, instead of being trans persons, swimwear was a Taylor Swift albums. They have the trans children, swimwear. They have the Taylor Swift album. Life of a show in vinyl with a big poster that comes in it, which a lot of cool albums did back when I was a kid, came with a cool poster and you can buy it. I thought, wow, there are enough Taylor Swift fans with turntables that this is a big display in Target nationwide. Okay, cool. Well, and also crazy that that turntable that you found, I mean if that had been made today, it would not have turned on. You know what I mean? If it like the old school. I was wondering about the work. I was wondering about that. Because it doesn't have that super cheap plastic feel that all electronics from China now. Yeah, right, right, sir. Yeah, but so are young people into the turntable just as it's a cool nostalgia thing. You know, audio files like my brother swears by the sound is so much better and he does it for that reason. But is the young people just like the. Seems retro and cool. I'll bet that's a lot of it. I'm with your brother. It sounds notably different. I haven't listened to one in so long. I look forward to trying it out. You know, my son would come home from college way back in the day and we would throw on vinyl coming through big stereo speakers. In the richness of the sound compared to the listening experience in the 21st century generally, it's just. It was beyond. It was like you'd gotten a terrible hearing deficit fixed. That's horrible. Surgically or something like that. That's horrible that we've taken such a step backwards like that and just gotten used to it. Well, for convenience sake. On the end other hand, every song that's ever existed is, you know, available whenever I want to play it. But yeah, the listening experience is terrible. I don't go too far on this and bore people to death. But isn't there a way with zeros and ones to get that rich sound? It. It has to do with compressing the data and moving it from place to place. And boy, I couldn't go further down this road because I'm an ignoramus. But it's. It's a question of how much data you move at what speed. There have been a couple of attempts to do like a super high end digital listening experience. It's got to be doable, obviously, just because albums are recorded at. On digital and they record them at the highest audio processing. Right, right. Yeah, absolutely. It ought to be. It ought to be doable. I mean, we both, as alleged guitar players know that some of the digital amp modeling now is indistinguishable really from the original because they use the actual sound waves produced by the original and then duplicate them digitally. Well, remember musician Neil Young invested in and tried to get this company going a few years back of vinyl quality sound in digital form, but it just. He never got it off the ground for whatever reason. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I read the reviews and it was like, this is not worth it. I hate, I hate the fact that this is true. Like to Katie's point about the cheap, crappy turntable, people will buy cheap crap. If it's $20 cheaper, they'll buy the cheap, crappy one. And so companies make cheaper and crappier ones. And apparently the same thing was the music. If you're going to have to pay a little more to be able to listen to high quality music, people like me, I'm okay with the crappy sound of music. People like crap. Well, they like immediate gratification too. I do. Can I have a crappy one today or do I have to save up for six months? That's what that male goat is thinking when he sticks his head between legs. I need some immediate gratification. Wow. Wow. Self peeing. Come on. Goats do better be better. Well, Jack, maybe if you get your turntable up and going, you can play some music for the goats to have sex with. There you go. Little background music. Sounds good. Sure. Yeah. Well, I guess that's it. Hey, it's Bobby from the Bobby Bones show. I had an incredible time at this year's iHeartRadio music festival and even got the chance to hang out with Diplo and Bailey Zimmerman while I was there. How did Ashes come together, Diplo? I pulled up real quick. He about to leave on tour. You're about to jump in your tour bus and we had like three hours. It was really cool. He really just like randomly showed up to my house and like, oh, hey Diplo, what are you doing? He's like, I have a song that I want to show you. And I was like, okay, you can listen to the full episode out now, wherever you get your podcasts. And big shout out to my friends at Hyundai for making this possible. Had a blast cruising around festival weekend in the all new Palisade hybrid. In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you. Don't let them down. Unlock elite gaming tech@lenovo.com Dominate every match with next level speed, seamless streaming and performance that won't quit. So you can push your gameplay beyond performance with Intel Core Ultra processors for the next era of gaming. Upgrade to smooth high quality streaming with Intel Wi Fi 6e and maximize game performance with enhanced overclocking. Win the tech search power up@lenovo.com lenovo lenovo hey, Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. Now I don't know if you've heard, but Mint's Premium Wireless is $15 a month. But I'd like to offer one other perk. We have no stores. 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