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Armstrong and Getty. And now here's Armstrong and Getty. So we're, we're trying to wrestle to the ground what the hell Gavin Newsom was talking about. So he, he was asked about running for president. Even that exchange was weird. I'll play that too. Yeah, let's start there. I just. Why can't he. I think we've discovered his flaw or it's a on purpose tactic. I'm not exactly sure what. So here he is with Robert Costa being asked about running for president on CBS at 33. Is that right? Yeah, 33 after the 2026 midterms, you're going to give it serious thought?
Gavin Newsom
Yeah, I'd be lying otherwise. I'd just be lying and I can't do that.
Joe Getty
Governor, you have long said that if you ever run for the White House, you need a compelling why, a reason. Are you moving closer to figuring out your own why and your own decision?
Gavin Newsom
Yeah. Nisha said if you have a compelling why, you can endure any how. And so I don't think, I think the biggest challenge for anyone runs for any office is people see right through you. If you don't have that why.
Joe Getty
Well, did you get to the why.
Jack Armstrong
Or no, he's kind of building up to it. That was more comprehensible than usual. But he also started off the one sentence with admire you better.
Joe Getty
Well, following people who run for president, generally it works. If you've got the very. You got the sentence, how are you this far down the line of running for president? Which he's way down the line of running for president. He's visited all the swing states, he's been meeting with all the donors. He's been, you know, he launched Prop 50, which we're voting on here in a week or whenever it is all this stuff to fight Trump. How does he not have that sentence ready to go though the Y sentence? Robert Costa on CBS just set him up for the Y sentence.
Jack Armstrong
You gotta jump on it immediately. Gotta. You gotta get the Y and the Y. Incomprehensible. Something. You gotta have the.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I think we've seen our first inkling of what we suspected, that he's not ready for the big stage because he should have. Barack Obama, Donald Trump, like, been able to jump on a tight. Why immediately? That would have been played on every news station in America yesterday and today.
Jack Armstrong
Right. And that was a big swing and a miss. That's bad political acumen. But our topic more specifically is we're trying to get to the bottom of his weird speaking style, where you think he's, you know, where he's going with the sentence, but he never finishes the sentence. So, Michael, let's do 32. He's on some radio show or something, but try to figure out what the hell he's talking about.
Gavin Newsom
But also, you know, it was also about paying the bills, man. And it was just like, hustling. And so I was out there kind of raising myself, turning on the tv, started, you know, just getting obsessed, you know, sitting there with, you know, the Wonder Bread and five stacks of the white stack.
Jack Armstrong
Five story.
Joe Getty
Come on, macaroni and cheese. Are you talking about me?
Gavin Newsom
Every day. Every day in the backyard, just bouncing the basketball, throwing the ball against the wall until the ball is just, like, fraying, man. And you yourself, that's it.
Joe Getty
Whole thing.
Jack Armstrong
What?
Joe Getty
Yeah, because he didn't say the Mac and cheese. Somebody else did. So I don't know. I don't even know what he's getting at there.
Jack Armstrong
Well, I, I, it lacked context, but there, there were just quite a few phrases in there that were, like, completely unconnected. He didn't finish the thought. It just, he throws phrases out. And, and is it intent? Is it something wrong with his brain? Or is it an intentional technique for not getting nailed down in the. We're gonna play it right now. The, the clip where he went on the podcast with the great late Charlie Kirk talking about trans issues. See how many of his thoughts he actually completes and how many he just kind of gives a head fake toward but doesn't finish.
Joe Getty
It's like, you right now should come out and be like, you know what? The young man who's about to win the state championship in the long jump in female sports, that shouldn't happen. You, as the governor, should step out.
Gavin Newsom
And say, no, no. And I appreciate, but, like, would you.
Joe Getty
Do something like that? Would you say no? Men in female sports.
Gavin Newsom
Well, I think it's an issue of fairness. I completely agree with you on that. So that's easy to call out the unfairness of that. There's also a humility and a grace that these poor people are more likely to commit suicide, have anxiety and depression. And the way that people talk down to vulnerable communities is an issue that I have a hard time with as well. So both things I can hold in my hand. How can we address this issue with the kind of decency that I think is inherent in you but not always expressed?
Joe Getty
So what's your stance?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah, I. Yeah, it's. It's interesting. It's hard to nail down his style exactly. But he just dances around topics until they change. He never says anything definitive.
Joe Getty
No, that was another opportunity for him. Unless he didn't want to take the opportunity for him to make the clear statement, which would have been great for, I think, getting the Democratic nomination. Actually. No. Trans boys should not be participating in girls sports or trans girls or whatever it is. I never can get. I don't know how you're supposed to call it, but yeah, okay, I think we've nailed it down. He can't just say something. He's got that too focused grouped problem that some politicians have. They don't all have. The ones that win generally don't have it. Trump, Obama, Clinton. They just said they were. They. They. They knew in their head what they wanted to say, and they just said it. Those people usually win.
Jack Armstrong
W was good at that.
Joe Getty
But the people that are thinking, what did the. We did the focus group on this and went. And I got to worry about to see In New Hampshire, 30% of people don't want to. You know, they. You get down that road and you.
Jack Armstrong
Just so calculated that he. He can't just speak.
Joe Getty
Yeah. That person usually doesn't win. Al Gore, Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsom.
Jack Armstrong
Right, Right. Yeah. Well, it'll be amusing to watch anyway.
Joe Getty
Huh? Wonder if he can get over that, be coached out of that. Say it. Just say it. First of all, sit down and figure out what your positions are. What is your why for running for president? What. What is your position on boys and girls sports? And when somebody asks you about it, tell them. And.
Jack Armstrong
And it would be so easy to say, you know, all that. And some of it was crap about, you know, transgender kids and suicide and the rest of it. Yeah. That you want them to be suicidal and miserable when they wake up and realize they've ruined their lives for a ridiculous ideology when they were a teenager. They've changed their bodies forever. Then they're going to be really down. But anyway, you couldn't say, look, a lot of these people are troubled, sometimes suicidal. They've got a lot of anxiety and depression. I think we need to treat everybody with dignity, particularly young people. But no, a biological male cannot compete in girls sports. It's just not fair. How hard is that to say? But he doesn't. He never says it. Speaking of that sort of hypocrisy, I just love this. The great Nellie Bowles writing in the Free Press. All those land acknowledgments, Jack, that the progressive idiots make before every city council meeting and faculty meeting and sometimes even school classes, right?
Joe Getty
Yes. My son had. My son had to do it. Day one of American history class. We are learning this American history on land that used to belong to the forget which Indian group that stole it violently from another Indian group. It's actually known.
Jack Armstrong
Right, but you just go back one in the progressive doctrine. You can't go back two, because then you would realize how utterly ridiculous and foolish your philosophy is.
Joe Getty
Well, we're doing the Armstrong and Getty show in this studio on the land once owned by some tribe. Actually, Joe and I actually drove the tribe off the land for the radio studio.
Jack Armstrong
Get out of here. Got a show to do, you damn interlopers. Yeah, we pointed guns at them.
Joe Getty
They had bows and arrows. So you want to take this on? We got guns, you got bows and arrows. They left the land since we built the studio.
Jack Armstrong
Absolutely hilarious. Shallow, simple minded gobbledygook, these land declarations. But the great Nellie Bowles, getting back to what she wrote was, hey, what do you think decolonization meant? Vibes or papers? No, you think all your land acknowledgments are just for fun. No, eventually, after years of saying, excuse me, that you do not own the land under your house, that it belongs to the Native American people of blah, blah, blah, tribe. Well, the tribe might get ideas and they might win. Certain property owners in the Canadian city of Richmond, British Columbia, recently got this letter explaining that quote, for those whose property is in the area outlined in black, the court has declared aboriginal title to your property, which may compromise the status and validity of your ownership, which was mandated without any prior notice to the landowners. The entire area outlined in green is claimed on appeal by the Cowachan First Nations. So I. Canada's so woke.
Joe Getty
So I always wonder, what is the point? What do you think the point is? Like, I understand at the very highest level it's Marxism and tearing down the system, everything like that, but that's not what the average dope who, who says this at the Rotary Club meeting is doing.
Jack Armstrong
We are having enlightened.
Joe Getty
They think they're being enlightened. And then what am I supposed to do? Sit there and feel bad for a few moments?
Jack Armstrong
Well, right, exactly. While they trumpet their virtue. But the point Nelly's making is in Woke Woke Canada, courts have said, you know, you have a point, so you really don't own the land under your house. And Nelly writes, do Berkeley next.
Joe Getty
Yeah, no kidding.
Jack Armstrong
She says, I once walked by the most gorgeous craftsman whose owners had installed the plaque by the sidewalk that acknowledged the house was on unceded stolen land. It's time to take people people at their word. The land is stolen. The craftsmen must be redistributed. I am the tribe. We've been following the story, blah, blah. The point is, you make that sort of declaration, you got two choices. You can just give your, your property to native people or you know, they didn't build a house. You figure out, and this is done for tax purposes, what percentage of the total value of your house is the house and what percentage is the land? The value of that land. You need to take a mortgage out on your house and donate that amount, the value of the land, to that tribe, if they still exist. Otherwise, shut the F up.
Joe Getty
Do Berkeley next. Do Harvard next. Since it was founded in like the mid-1600s or something like that, you probably wouldn't, probably wouldn't be very hard to figure out exactly who that belonged to at that moment.
Jack Armstrong
Again, not going back.
Joe Getty
One more goes down the college and turn it into a casino or whatever you think is appropriate. I don't know.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah, plow it all down and plant tobacco again. Yeah. It's just so phony. Virtue signaling.
Joe Getty
I like that. The next time Sony brings that up, I need to. I will, I will remember that. Okay, well then figure out how much the land is worth and donate that money to the tribe if you believe it so strongly.
Jack Armstrong
Right. Or shut up.
Joe Getty
Or shut up. Which is what I'm really preferring.
Jack Armstrong
Right?
Joe Getty
Truth be told, I'm hoping you shut up.
Jack Armstrong
Self aggrandizing fools. Anything.
Joe Getty
That's whether it's privilege or the land acknowledgment, where the whole point is for me to sit there and feel bad for a few minutes. Who's benefiting from this?
Jack Armstrong
I woke up feeling bad. It's redundant.
Joe Getty
I've been ashamed my whole life. This is nothing new. You think you got something new on me. I woke up ashamed.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, I've got a couple more brief Harvard updates too. What's going on in that den of progressive iniquity?
Joe Getty
Cool all on the way.
Jack Armstrong
Stay here Armstrong and Getty.
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The World Series is all tied up. A game of peace After a dominant pitching performance, the LA Dodgers Yoshu Nobu Yamamoto tossed his second straight complete game of the postseason. First time anyone's done that in 24 years. The Dodgers beat the Blue Jays in Toronto 5 to 1.
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Joe Getty
You know who pitches complete games down the Major League Baseball? Nobody.
Jack Armstrong
Ever.
Joe Getty
And he's done two in a week in the playoffs at Yamamoto.
Jack Armstrong
That's crazy.
Joe Getty
It's ridiculous that they have Shohei Ohtani and Yamamoto on the same team. But anyway, I like the cheer that Toronto had at least on Friday night when they blew out the Dodgers when Ohtani came up to bat in the ninth inning. We don't need you. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. Because they were second in the running to the Dodgers. He almost went to Toronto.
Jack Armstrong
Oh wow, that's a good inside baseball taunt. So a couple of notes on Harvard, supposedly the world's greatest university, which has be clowned itself completely. I thought this was interesting. At Harvard, PhD programs are collapsing amidst amid budget woes. Faculty of Arts and Sciences just slashed the number of PhD student admissions by more than 75% in the science division and 60% in the arts and humanities division in the past two years.
Joe Getty
If you how much does the world need more PhDs in most areas?
Jack Armstrong
You know, quoting Nellie bowles Again, the PhD racket has always been a weird one. These schools push their smartest, most annoyingly ambitious kids to get a PhD. During that PhD, the guys do all the work of being a paid professor, teaching course horses, grading papers, but they're paid next to nothing. Then the clincher is that at the end there are no jobs available. Maybe one English department job in Idaho for a group of 300 to battle to the death over. So I support this belt tightening. We will have about 5,000 fewer Antifa soldiers produced each year. They might even spend their twenties making money. Love that. Well said Nelly. Speaking of Harvard, they say the university won't say whether they will sanction a dean who defended rioting and looting is legitimate parts of democracy. Described whiteness as a self described self destructive ideology. Celebrated Charlie Kirk's death, said it was acceptable to wish death on Donald Trump, et cetera, et cetera. This guy is unbelievable. What's my favorite he in the following the death of George Floyd, he tweeted rioting and looting are parts of democracy, just like voting and marching. Wow. A month before he got his gig last year, he posted on Instagram that people should love each other and hate the police. Describe whiteness as a self destructive ideology that annihilates everyone around it. Like in Trump to Adolf Hitler that appeared to celebrate the death of Rush Limbaugh, et cetera. Harvard has no comments on it. And the the con, the communist himself, Gregory Davis is his name, said those posts do not reflect my current thinking or beliefs. One of them was last year.
Joe Getty
Well I was a kid then.
Jack Armstrong
Marxists lie. They lie and they lie and they lie. And then Fox News had a panel with conservative Harvard students that was really interesting. Maybe we can find some of the audio for it, but they're speaking out about what it's really like on campus right now where the university has said no, we're gonna be fair, but in practice they're not. Said one quote A good example of this would be like something like the university is very strict on not co sponsoring events with outside groups when it comes to the Republican club, let's say putting on events. But the Democrats get away with that all the time, no questions asked. And the students described what they believe to be selective enforcement of various campus rules. Quote There have been other things like the Republican club puts on a big event and they send a bunch of administrators to really, you know, enforce fire code rules, making sure the audience is sitting properly in their seats. Whereas Democrats can host events, the whole place can be jammed pack and there's no concern whatsoever.
Joe Getty
Not the least bit shocking, no.
Jack Armstrong
And then they get into the self, the culture of silence by those who might disagree with their leftist professors for fear of academic and social reprisal. Quote I think most students get the sense that the prudent thing to do is just sort of toe the line both for academic and social reasons. I mean the grading, particularly in the social scientists is sort of subjectively left up to graduate students who are usually the teaching staff. So usually what students just do is sort of parroting whatever the professor says for the sake of the grade.
Joe Getty
Shocking.
Jack Armstrong
Not to mention the social ostracization. But that's the opposite of what a university ought to be. Polar opposite.
Joe Getty
So are they gonna have a new communist mayor there in New York City? You're probably saying his name wrong. If you've been saying it at all, we now know how to say it, among other things.
Jack Armstrong
Coming Armstrong and Getty.
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Joe Getty
Free buses and who runs that?
Jack Armstrong
The city of New York runs it, just like we run so many other services. And the bottom line here is think about the free buses again. Free buses has been proven to work in many parts of the country where it's. I'll get to a list of cities. But the bottom line is it is.
Joe Getty
Something that allows people to one, reduce their points. That's former Mayor de Blasio, who was the most socialist mayor they've ever had in New York. Until Mamdani wins, saying, hey, free buses have worked in lots of cities. Scarborough says, where he says, I'll have to get back to you on. Oh, that's pretty funny. That's pretty funny.
Jack Armstrong
So.
Joe Getty
Zoran and I've been saying his name wrong. You're about to learn it from aoc. How to say it properly is going to be the mayor. And he had a big campaign rally yesterday. And man, the heavy hitters of the Democratic Party trying to assert the progressive wing of that party. Mayor New York, aoc, Bernie, Bernard, Sanders, all there. Yesterday, this is what it sounded like.
Jack Armstrong
Governor of New York. Yeah.
Joe Getty
Yeah. What'd I say?
Jack Armstrong
Mayor.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Mayor of a state kind of system do they have there?
Jack Armstrong
That's idiotic.
Joe Getty
I can't believe. Mayors of the state.
Jack Armstrong
Right? Yeah.
Joe Getty
It's crazy. Yeah. So, Governor, and then you'll recognize the other voices.
Jack Armstrong
Right now, our city and our state and our country are under attack by Donald Trump and the Republicans in Washington.
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Jack Armstrong
Corruption and Bigotry is that people want to know the answer to one very simple question. Is it possible for ordinary people, for working class people to come together and defeat those oligarchs? Wow, that's a lot of enthusiasm.
Joe Getty
It's interesting to me. People in places like San Francisco, Louisiana. And New York, particularly San Francisco and New York because they're so lefty. You live in the most expensive places in America. You can't afford it. Move.
Jack Armstrong
Right.
Joe Getty
I would have loved to live in New York. I never thought I could afford it. So I didn't. So I didn't move there. I didn't move there and wonder, hey, where's my affordable housing?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I know there. There's so many notions that were at the heart of everything that we just heard that are just wrong. They're just not their fantasies. They've never been true. They never will be true.
Joe Getty
Bernie's act, he'll. He might outlive me. And he's quite a bit older. Good. I just feel like he could keep doing that. He's 140 and he'll be saying, and the oligarchs are ruined in the country.
Jack Armstrong
Right. We've got to fight the oligarchs. Yay.
Joe Getty
Damn oligarchs. Freaking oligarchs everywhere I look. Sick of her ass. Can't swing a dead cat without hitting an oligarch. What was the thing you wanted to hear?
Jack Armstrong
Well, are we going to focus on Zohratin? You want to hear from pronounces first?
Joe Getty
I'll play AOC Saying his name because I got to get that down.
Jack Armstrong
That Zoharan.
Joe Getty
Zohran.
Jack Armstrong
There's an H in there. Zohran.
Joe Getty
Where's the H? Go after Zohan.
Jack Armstrong
It's like haram, but haran.
Joe Getty
Now, I've heard his name said a million times. It's the first time I've heard it said that way. Yeah, she just invent that.
Jack Armstrong
Or she being super authentic or trying to be or something. I don't know.
Joe Getty
Zorron.
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That Zoharan.
Joe Getty
Authentically Ugandan Indian.
Jack Armstrong
Indigandan.
Joe Getty
I just think it's interesting that I've never heard anybody say India. I haven't heard anybody say his name.
Jack Armstrong
That way, that Zofran.
Joe Getty
But like I said earlier, I think this game, NPR does it all the time. I think the game is to make you feel like you're a racist or something or not. Not culturally sensitive. When. When they say it with the weird accent or inflection or sounds that you don't normally say with it's just saying to you, we're. We're a little better than you, a little more enlightened than you. You're kind of a racist.
Jack Armstrong
Look how authentic. We order in French at French restaurants.
Joe Getty
You say Zoran, we say Zohran. So you're a bad person. That's the way I say it.
Jack Armstrong
That's Zohran. Yeah. Okay. And you know, as I've said before, it's only Latinos. It's only Hispanic names that they do that for. Or like Zahran, you never hear a newscaster say, and then Shawn o' Kelahar walked into a bar. Or, you know, Luigi, nobody pronounces it like that because that would be stupid. But for Hispanics, because, you know, they're an oppressed minority, you got to go with the authentic sounding pronunciation. You're so friggin enlightened, it would be.
Joe Getty
Hilarious if you did that with every Italian name.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Getty
Okay, here's Zohran himself. Let our words ring out so loud tonight that Andrew Cuomo can hear them in his $8,000 a month apart. Let them ring so loud so that he could hear us even if he's in Westchester this evening. Let them ring so loud that his puppet master in the White House hears us. New York is not for sale.
Jack Armstrong
This is the whole Cuomos of Trump or Trump stooge, which is hilarious. Yeah, I know.
Joe Getty
Cuomo's taking orders from Trump.
Jack Armstrong
I know. It's absolutely hilarious. There is nothing there but adolescent, like resistance.
Joe Getty
You can't.
Jack Armstrong
You can't tell me what to do. I don't have to listen to you. He's in just adolescent, you know, rebellion.
Joe Getty
It's interesting. So Zoharan lives in a rent controlled apartment, blasting the other guy for living in an $8,000 a month apart. Okay, we'll see how that works out.
Jack Armstrong
And you know what's funny is we've mentioned that he came from great wealth and he's never had a job. Think about that. He's so rich, he doesn't have to work and he's preaching socialism. You know, he's an Islamist Marxist. He is absolutely a Manchurian Candidate. Somebody who in his heart wants nothing but the dissolution of the United States. I actually believe that.
Joe Getty
Zoron. Mum. Dummy. Thank you.
Jack Armstrong
I will not be defending Cuomo. He is a cat creep and a crook.
Joe Getty
That's the problem. You know, I hear him taking shots at Cuomo and I think, I'm with you. All kinds of corrupt. He actually had his secretaries, those who he hadn't Tried to force himself on sexually destroying documents to cover up the fact that he sent old people, the old folks, home to die of COVID I mean, he is as awful as awful can be in terms of a public figure. And he's the one you're supposed to be rooting for against Zoron Zoharan.
Jack Armstrong
That Zoharan. It's like he intentionally thought, all right, what moral failings are there? I haven't racked up one. That's like killing the old. Let me think. What can I do? What can I do? He's just. He's rotten in every way. Every direction you look, he's rotten. And he's running against a communist Islamist.
Joe Getty
I don't think he's run a puppy mill yet. Maybe if he could get that going, he'd check all the boxes.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, no cruelty to animals yet. He ought to get working. Get to work on that. Speaking of lefties, of, well, highly questionable leadership capabilities. Give me 34, would you? Michael? This is a reporter talking to the infamous Brandon Johnson of Chicago.
Joe Getty
So it's come to our attention through.
Jack Armstrong
Our cultural sources, Mr. Mayor, that you're supposed to have filed a report on spending on illegal aliens in Chicago with the White House by now.
Joe Getty
What's happening with that?
Jack Armstrong
What has happened with that?
Joe Getty
We don't have illegal aliens. I don't know if that's from some.
Gavin Newsom
Sort of sci fi message that you wish about.
Jack Armstrong
Well, listen, the legal term for my people were slaves. You want me to use that term, too? So look, let's just get the language right. We're talking about undocumented individuals that are human beings. The last thing that I'm going to do is accept the type of racist, nasty language to describe human beings.
Joe Getty
So, yeah, in the laws, they use the term illegal aliens, and so that person used that term and then.
Jack Armstrong
Yes, exactly. You want to use the term slaves for my people, because that was the term at the time. Well, yes. Yeah. In fact, lefties are constantly bringing up slaves. What are you talking about?
Joe Getty
I'm belligerent. I'm resistant.
Jack Armstrong
Look at me. I'm confident.
Joe Getty
And I'm kind of mad.
Jack Armstrong
So follow me, because I'm kind of mad. That's all they've got.
Joe Getty
Their ideas suck. I saw the awful not funny funny meme on Instagram the other day of Abraham Lincoln leaving the White House and then walking by the neighbor guy's house and saying, hey, Jim, your yard's getting a little out of hand. Yeah, I used to have a guy for that.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, oh, oh, that's not funny.
Joe Getty
Not at all.
Jack Armstrong
No. The Internet needs higher standards.
Joe Getty
That's what I thought. I think it was from Family Guy. Yeah, well, most certainly.
Jack Armstrong
That rings true.
Joe Getty
Yes, it does. Sounds like something Family Guy would have on there.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, hey, before. Before we end the segment, I was talking about Harvard and how it still bullies anybody to the right of Trotsky. I left out one great example. The famed Harvard Kennedy School School Institute of Politics held a panel just a couple of days ago across the Divide, organizing to build bridges in partisan times. Okay, three speakers on the panel, all of them Democrats. In fact, there's like a centrist Democrat, a far left Democrat who's the president of the notably left wing naacp, and the former Democratic mayor of New Orleans, Mitch Landrieu. They held an institute called across the Divide, Building Bridges in Partisan Times and and invited three lefties to speak. You've got to be kidding me.
Joe Getty
Wow, that is an unbelievably unself aware.
Jack Armstrong
Is that parody?
Joe Getty
Yeah, no kidding.
Jack Armstrong
I mean, because I could craft that as a joke.
Joe Getty
Kind of like the joke I used to have a guy for that. Like a crafted ed as a joke.
Jack Armstrong
Not a good joke.
Joe Getty
No.
Jack Armstrong
Inappropriate.
Joe Getty
Obviously. We will finish strong Next Armstrong and Getty.
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Joe Getty
For example, turn your phone off and get busy.
Jack Armstrong
It's not like you're gonna miss a job offer.
Joe Getty
That's. Wouldn't you like a tiny friend to watch spongebob with?
Jack Armstrong
You can get through to the kids.
Joe Getty
Make her scream about something other than the patriarchy.
Jack Armstrong
Save the planet. Make more people who recycle.
Joe Getty
You know how you plug your charger into your phone? It's like that. That is Bill Martha's list trying to help young people have more sex because they aren't having sex anymore or having kids. It's like the way you plug your. Your charger into your phone. Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
I think we need to know the premise before we heard that.
Joe Getty
That's funny.
Jack Armstrong
Trying to remember all the jokes now and the.
Joe Getty
Put your phone away. It's not like you're gonna get a job offer. That's pretty funny. So Nike's got another new product out. Do you remember last week I mentioned the one that's like a robot leg? It attaches to your calf and everything like that. And it propels you forward and everything like that. I just sent a picture to you. Did I send the picture? Maybe I didn't send the picture.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah, I did.
Joe Getty
Okay. So that's the newest shoe.
Jack Armstrong
What the heck is that?
Joe Getty
Let me read to you what it says. It's designed to help athletes lock in their mindset pre and post competition. You're. You regularly work out, Katie. This might be perfect for you. It's the Mind 001 and the Mind 002. They're the first neuroscience based footwear from Nike. The tap into the mind body connection. They look like Yeezys. The stuff that Kanye invented. It's funny how that that weird looking shoe. Every other shoe company has started making something that looks like the Kanye shoe. But anyway, this hipster Crocs. Yeah, yeah. The little nodes on the bottom somehow do something. The mind body connection by activating sensory receptors in the feet. Oh, okay. This helps athletes lock in their mindset. It's shown to activate key sensory areas of the brain via underfoot stimulation Helping ground them in their bodies and bring.
Jack Armstrong
Them back to the present moment using placebo tronics.
Joe Getty
That last line is particularly bull ass. Helping ground them in their bodies and bring them back to the present moment. Okay, so I got these little nodules under my shoes now that help me live in the present moment more. My tennis shoes are somehow keeping me mindful.
Jack Armstrong
Wouldn't burning you with a cigarette do the same thing? Return you to the moment?
Joe Getty
Wow, what the hell? Ain't daydreaming anymore?
Jack Armstrong
Are you in the moment? You think a company like Nike would be able to make something like this? That not have it look stupid? These shoes look dumb.
Joe Getty
Well, you think they look dumb. They're very popular. The, the whole, like I said, Kanye's easy thing. Every shoe's making something that looks like it. So they must sell lots of My don't see them on people's feet a lot, but I do see them in the stores and there's gotta be some reason they're all making the. The foam weird looking Kanye easy shoe.
Jack Armstrong
Sometimes you see them when a large number of people emerge from a very small car. Hey, hey, hey.
Joe Getty
Get it.
Jack Armstrong
Clown shoes.
Joe Getty
The interaction between these shoes and your body helps heighten sensory awareness, which can help.
Jack Armstrong
Doesn't.
Joe Getty
Which can help clear away distractions and enhance concentration.
iHeart Radio Announcer
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Joe Getty
I'm with you.
Jack Armstrong
So to slap in the face. Hey, I'm not distracted anymore. Thank you.
Joe Getty
This person said, every step I take, I think of the shoe and what I feel in my feet. Which is a good thing now because.
Jack Armstrong
You'Re getting jabbed with those little weird knobs.
iHeart Radio Announcer
They hit like pressure points in your feet. Is that what it's supposed to be?
Joe Getty
In theory, yeah. Specific pressure points that somehow make you more mindful and live in the moment and lock in your concentration both before and after.
Jack Armstrong
Well, you know what? You're a fool with money. I'll tell you what's gonna happen here. So does a slap in the face.
Joe Getty
Burning you with a cigarette, that'll help you live in the moment. Remember that moment where I burned you with a cigarette that brought you back real quick?
Jack Armstrong
Hey, you're not. You're not worried about the future. You're not dwelling on the past. You probably ought to put a little Bactine on there or something. Maybe, I don't know. Neosporin.
Joe Getty
Exactly. You aren't pondering the future. All you're thinking is, how do I get this guy to stop burning me with a cigarette?
Jack Armstrong
God, that hurts.
Joe Getty
You're in the moment. I don't want the show to be.
Jack Armstrong
Over, but I'm ready.
Joe Getty
To listen to.
Jack Armstrong
The final thought from Monstromy Getty. Yeah.
Joe Getty
Here's your host for final thoughts, Joe Getty.
Jack Armstrong
Let's get a final, final thought from everybody on the crew to wrap up the day. Wouldn't that be fun? Michelangelo, our technical director, will lead us off. Michael, final thought.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
I'm kind of scared back here, actually. For years you had the beating wand that you would threaten me with and now I'm thinking cigarette burning.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
So it's moving up, boy. Katie Green, our esteemed news woman. As a final thought, Katie, I want to go somewhere where they have these shoes just to try them on.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Just to see.
Joe Getty
Yep.
Jack Armstrong
They're so dumb looking. They're very dumb looking. Jack, a final thought for us.
Joe Getty
More on the shoes. The new Nike Mind 001 has 22 independent foam nodes per shoe.
Jack Armstrong
That will.
Joe Getty
That with pistons and gimbals. Whatever a gimbal is, that helps impart the feet with the texture of the ground directly beneath them.
iHeart Radio Announcer
Wow.
Jack Armstrong
It's got pistons.
Joe Getty
It heightens sensory awareness, which can clear away distractions again and help you live in the moment. There you go. That's some shoe.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. My final thought is one more shot at Harvard. These students told the story of Carol Hooven, who was a biology teacher there for 20 years and was hounded out of the university for saying the terms male and female are indispensable to science educators and we need to continue to use them. Despite the push to banish those words, her language was branded as transphobic by the DEI coordinator in the school's department and students attacked her and forced her to resign within a year, having never recovered from the reputational damage done by her comment. That's our citadel of higher learning, Harvard. Unfreaking believable.
Joe Getty
You're a foam node. Armstrong and Getty wrapping up another grueling four hour workday.
Jack Armstrong
It's a kick in the gimbals. All right, let's. Oh, right. So many people. Thanks. A little time. Thank you for being here. Drop by armstrongandgetty.com for the hot links. Pick up some Angie swag. We got some cool new T shirts for your favorite ang fan. Christmas is rapidly approaching. Yep.
Joe Getty
Cool. We will see you tomorrow. God bless America, Armstrong.
Jack Armstrong
And get it just in case you missed it. Maybe he's got the anal pain. Wow. Tough to concentrate on what you're doing when you got the ap. No doubt.
Joe Getty
Right. Especially on a Monday. You're starting a brand new week.
Jack Armstrong
Right?
Joe Getty
Got traffic and I got a stack of work on my desk and ap.
Jack Armstrong
Right, right. Hard to keep a smile on your face. Worst time to have it.
Joe Getty
It's the worst time to have it.
Jack Armstrong
Michael Armstrong and Getty.
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This episode centers on political communication and virtue signaling, zeroing in on Gavin Newsom’s elusive messaging style as he’s grilled about a potential presidential run. Jack and Joe dissect Newsom’s strange tendency to sidestep direct answers, the broader phenomenon of focus-grouped language among politicians, and wade into the cultural moment around land acknowledgments. The episode also highlights campus culture at elite universities and touches on contemporary city and state politics—sprinkled, as always, with the hosts’ trademark wit and riffing.
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The tone is skeptical, irreverent, and self-aware throughout. Armstrong and Getty take aim at evasive political language, performance over substance in activism, and hypocrisy in elite institutions, all while infusing the show with jokes, cultural references, and a healthy dose of mockery for marketing “mindfulness” and the virtue signaling of the professional class.
This episode epitomizes Armstrong & Getty’s style: rapid-fire conversation, sharp political analysis, and comedic commentary—perfect for listeners who want to keep up with political culture and progressive discourse with a hefty dose of skepticism and humor. No need to have heard the episode: this summary covers both the arguments and the zingers.