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Be a good stage name. It's one more thing.

Armstrong (3:45)

Armstrong and Getty. One more thing.

Getty (3:50)

But first we're gonna kind of clean out a dorm fridge. I'm not gonna go full cleaning out the sound fridge because we just have a coup things to play for you, but might as well use them before a fascinating discussion. And tsunamis.

Armstrong (4:03)

Yeah, probably a half of a monster energy drink.

Getty (4:09)

And handful of beers in my day.

Armstrong (4:13)

Anyway, one slice, one slice of leftover.

Getty (4:15)

Pizza that's unwrapped just sitting there with.

Armstrong (4:19)

A bite out of it sitting there kind of dry.

Getty (4:22)

Yeah.

Armstrong (4:22)

My, my son is a full on caffeine addict because of energy drinks. He's got the, he's.

Podcast Host (4:28)

The.

Armstrong (4:29)

He's. He is definitely a. If we're gonna do something on the morning side, I got, I'm gonna wait till he's had some caffeine before. I'm gonna talk to him because he's one of those people.

Getty (4:41)

Terrible.

Armstrong (4:42)

You know, you know. Well, you know, you know, people like that don't talk to them before they're caffeine.

Guest (4:46)

When I had a caffeine addiction and I stopped drinking caffeine, I got headaches for like three weeks straight.

Armstrong (4:52)

It was brutal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hmm.

Getty (4:55)

It's terrible. Sorry to hear that. So let's clean out the sound fridge. Michael, we got a couple of jokes we didn't use. Is that right?

Armstrong (5:02)

Yeah.

Getty (5:02)

A couple. According to Politico, President Trump and French President Macron often have bromance chats on the phone. What can I say? I like older men, said Macron.

Armstrong (5:19)

So he continues to lean on this idea that Manuel Macron's wife is a dude. That Candace Owens is being sued for those broad shoulders.

Getty (5:30)

Michelle Obama, another alleged transgender.

Armstrong (5:33)

Did you see the video of her dancing on Ellen?

Guest (5:35)

You can see your penis swinging that thing around.

Getty (5:38)

All right, all right. You got another one for us, Michael. Meanwhile, in Florida, a Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud. So, for anyone else currently dressed as Chuck E. Cheese, this is a sobering reminder that your life could get worse.

Armstrong (5:56)

Wow. You're the Charles E. Cheese. And things took a turn for the worse.

Guest (6:01)

I didn't realize you could have beer at Chuck E. Cheese. Did you know that?

Armstrong (6:03)

Oh, are you kidding?

Guest (6:05)

I didn't realize that. And I mean, now I. Obviously I do.

Getty (6:08)

It's the only way you get through it.

Armstrong (6:10)

Exactly. That's the only way parents could stomach it. Plus, you had to find a way to ignore what that ball pit was for your kids. So a couple of drinks would help.

Getty (6:21)

With that, but then several drinks in if tempers flare. That's why they're always brawls at Chuck E. Cheeses.

Armstrong (6:27)

Right?

Guest (6:27)

I stumbled down that rabbit hole on YouTube the other day. That's how I found out about the.

Getty (6:31)

Chuck E. Cheese fights.

Armstrong (6:32)

Yo.

Guest (6:33)

Gosh, it was great.

Armstrong (6:34)

Dang it.

Getty (6:35)

Really?

Armstrong (6:35)

I got my weekend planned.

Getty (6:37)

Wow. I just. I hesitate to do something because it'll feed me those videos for the rest of my life.

Armstrong (6:42)

Like, it's the only thing.

Guest (6:43)

It's not a bad thing. They all pop up, and it's so many hours of enjoyment just every once in a while.

Getty (6:48)

Not normal.

Armstrong (6:49)

You know, you're taking perfect.

Getty (6:51)

All of them.

Armstrong (6:51)

You want to take a little break. You know, there's a Waffle House fight.

Getty (6:54)

There's Waffle House fights.

Guest (6:56)

Yeah.

Getty (6:56)

My attention, McDonald's Cracker Barrel.

Guest (6:59)

Oh, I don't know if I've seen.

Armstrong (7:02)

A cross fighting at the Cracker Barrel.

Getty (7:04)

Lay strip to the waist and marquee of Queensberry rules.

Armstrong (7:07)

Ready? No hitting below the belt. Here we go.

Getty (7:09)

Fisticuffs.

Armstrong (7:10)

You're relaxing in your rocking chair. You're thinking about buying that Reba McIntyre CD. What's there a fight about?

Getty (7:15)

You're doing that IQ test thing that you always fail.

Guest (7:18)

Yeah, man.

Getty (7:20)

Yeah. All right. What else you got, Michael? Is that it on the joke? That was it for the joke. Hit us with the number 10. This is a homeowner and an alleged UFO experts ring. Camera footage from Compton, California.

Caller (7:35)

I was sitting in my sun's room with my Son, we were staring at each other, like, what do we do? We didn't even know what to do. Like, I'm not gonna call the police. I'm not gonna go outside. I guess I'm gonna have to live with the doubt because I'm not. I'm not joking.

Getty (7:46)

I wouldn't see there's anything to worry about. But I cannot conclude that this is a hoax after seeing that footage, that's for sure.

Armstrong (7:54)

What.

Getty (7:56)

It's ring door bell camera footage that vaguely sorta. It's at night, looks like your classic movie alien. Some dude in a hoodie or something. And the light is weird. It's just. It's so.

Armstrong (8:09)

And then. And then. Who said they can't verify that it's not an alien?

Getty (8:12)

That was the UFO expert, Jack.

Armstrong (8:15)

Oh, a UFO expert expert.

Getty (8:16)

Clearly, yes.

Armstrong (8:18)

And that's surprising that he didn't immediately say, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not a ufo. He. He left the door open to the fact that it might be.

Guest (8:25)

That is a bum with a cart, right?

Getty (8:29)

Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead, roll it one more time. Michael.

Caller (8:32)

I was sitting in my syndrome with my son. We were staring at each other like, what do we do? We didn't even know what to do. Like, I'm not gonna call the police. I'm not gonna go outside. I guess I'm gonna have to live with the doubt because I'm not. I'm not joking.

Getty (8:43)

I wouldn't see there's anything to worry about. But I cannot conclude that this is a hoax after seeing that footage, that's for sure.

Armstrong (8:51)

You. You watch a video and it's a bum with a shopping cart.

Guest (8:54)

It is a bum with a cart wearing a hoodie, kind of hunched over.

Armstrong (8:58)

Like all of them.

Getty (8:59)

That's like the flip side of, the cops have no one in custody, but they can assure us we're in no danger.

Armstrong (9:05)

Right?

Getty (9:05)

That guy's like, there's nothing to worry about. But I cannot eliminate the possibility that it's an invading alien. All right, Joker, whatever. All right, so very quickly, from the world of science as we speak, on Wednesday, the 30th of July, the year of our Lord 2025, there was a giant earthquake off of Russia's coast. And there are tsunami warnings in Russia, Hawaii, the west coast of the United States, etc. Nothing terrible has happened so far, but I know I saw that it was tied for the sixth largest earthquake on record according to the U.S. geological Survey, which probably since 2011, which was the earthquake that triggered the Fukushima tsunami. And nuclear disaster.

Armstrong (9:57)

How long have we had earthquake records? A century? Probably not that long.

Getty (10:02)

They. Theoretically, geologists can kind of reconstruct and extrapolate from various bits of evidence. But anyway, so here's why I brought this up. Here's your top five. Kamchatka, Russia, in 1952 was 9.0. Tohoku, Japan, in 2011. That was. The Fukushima thing is 9.1. Sumatra, Indonesia, in 2004 was a 9.1.

Armstrong (10:28)

That's the one that killed a quarter of a million people with the tsunami.

Getty (10:33)

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Alaska, 1964. That leveled Anchorage, didn't it, Morgan? Or less. I remember learning about it as a kid. But that was a 9.2. And then Valdivia, Chile. Chile in 1960 was a 9.5.

Armstrong (10:49)

Whoa.

Getty (10:51)

Now, a couple of notes. First of all, I remember thinking during the Sumatran thing that how does that tsunami kill so many people? Is it like drowning and stuff? Could you not cling to something or blah, blah, blah. And it was pointed out that, no, it picks up everything.

Armstrong (11:08)

Yeah, everything.

Getty (11:09)

And swirls in rapid currents. So you are ground up like you're in a blender by the lumber and the metal cars. And the cars and the telephone poles and everything else. It's horrible.

Armstrong (11:24)

The chunks of cement from knocked down buildings. Yeah. You wouldn't have a chance.

Getty (11:30)

And. And secondly, I remember at one point there was an earthquake that rattled the radio ranch or something. We were talking about this, the. The seismic energy, the Richter scale. And we had angry people lecturing US that an 8.0 to a 9.0 is not like, you know, 1/8 higher. It's 10 times as higher. As high. Every full number on the richter scale is 10 times as powerful. And a bunch of people yelled at us about that because I. Apparently, we got it wrong. Well, according to the New York Times, which is generally pretty good about this sort of thing, the seismic energy released by a qu. Actually increases by 31.6 times for each whole number increase in magnitude. 30 came up with that scale. I don't know.

Armstrong (12:21)

More than 30 times stronger a nine is than an eight.

Getty (12:25)

Correct. Wow. Yeah. And, you know, do the math. You're better at math than me. But from a six to an eight is a astounding. Oh, yeah, respect to Mr. Richter and the good work he did. Real groundbreaker. Why isn't it like a linear and his 0 to 100.

Armstrong (12:48)

His grandson, Andy Richter, who was the sidekick for Conan o' Brien for so many years. You should. You should come up with a better scale. That's a dumb scale.

Getty (12:57)

Well, yeah, that's my point. And.

Armstrong (13:00)

And who decided? Well, we can't change it. I mean, whatever they decided in 1870 or whenever they started, we got to stick with that technology. We can't come up with a new scale now. It's just. What? Come up with a scale.

Getty (13:12)

A 7.0 is 31.6 times the energy than a 6.0. Yeah, so an 8.0 would be 93ish or whatever that math. It's a lot as powerful as a six.

Caller (13:27)

It's just.

Armstrong (13:28)

Yeah, it's like the Spinal Tap thing. It goes to 11. Well, why not just make 10 the highest number? And then it's loud. No, no, it goes to 11. It's similar sort of reasoning.

Guest (13:37)

Very complicated.

Armstrong (13:38)

Yeah, exactly. What are you doing? What? I've never looked into this. Maybe I'll look into it today. When they talk about the big one in California, are they expecting a 15 or a 10 or what do they think it'll be?

Getty (13:53)

Well, it depends where it hits, of course, and where the epicenter is. But, you know, a solid 8.5 could be, like, insanely damaging in California, depending where the epicenter was.

Armstrong (14:07)

Well, and has been several times. But no, I mean the big one. Like a chunk of California falls into the ocean, never to be seen again. Is that going to be a.

Guest (14:15)

The article I'm looking at says a.

Armstrong (14:17)

7.8 or higher would be the big one. What was the highest number on your number one recorded there, Joe?

Getty (14:23)

9.5. There's never been a 10 in Chile in 1960.

Armstrong (14:28)

Okay, well, talk about something you can't predict.

Getty (14:36)

I can think of two songs with lyrics that reference California tumbling into the ocean. One, Steely Dan's My Old School and To the Decemberists, Calamity Song. Okay, any other examples?

Armstrong (14:55)

Tweet at. I don't have one. I have one.

Guest (14:57)

Metal guy. Dude, California's crumbling.

Armstrong (14:59)

Yeah, right.

Getty (15:04)

By the way, I noticed we didn't play the cleaning out sound fridge song either. Michael, you're trying to put metal guy out of work? No, no. Did he steal your girl or what? You said it wasn't a full cleaning out the sound fridge. It was just a dorm fridge, so I didn't think we should. But now you're quibbling.

Armstrong (15:20)

Wow.

Getty (15:21)

Still a fridge. Katie. Katie's right again.

Armstrong (15:23)

And who knew there were, like, footnote rulings on this sort of thing. Very complex.

Getty (15:33)

There we go. All right, well, I guess that's it.

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