Jack (2:24)

No, this was this, this is all on demeanor, self care. Not. Not as like, not as. Not as. Not as stuff.

Armstrong (2:36)

This guy's a Brain surgeon. He's just off that day. But anyway.

Joe (2:39)

You're getting a vibe.

Jack (2:42)

Yeah, but just a little bit of one.

Armstrong (2:44)

Okay.

Jack (2:46)

Anyway, so I said, okay, sure. And I stepped to the side, and he leans into my truck a little bit, and I thought he'd just take a quick look around and that'd be it. He leans way into my truck, like, way in there and way low, which was weird. I was like, so kind of cool, isn't it? And then he kind of stands back up and says, yeah, really, really awesome. Yeah, I'd like to have one someday or something like that. I closed the door and I thought. And I just thought that was weird. And I get my truck and I. I drive off anyway, the rest of the day, I noticed, like, right away, first time when I closed the door. The door makes a weird sound when I close it. Like a weird clanking sound that it never made before. And so I don't know if this is in my mind or if it's Tesla's legendary low quality or. Or if he was a Tesla hater. Like, there's a lot of them out there and. And he knows some sort of, like, thing you can undo or put in or something. Cause it was weird the way he leaned in my truck, like, a little too long and a little too low. It was just weird.

Joe (3:57)

That is.

Jack (3:58)

And my door makes a weird sound now when I close it.

Joe (4:02)

If the question before us is am I a paranoid nuthatch or nut job, I would say no. No, that. That's odd.

Jack (4:11)

Yeah, well, if you didn't have the backstory on Tesla's, then I would be pretty paranoid. But the fact that people are, you know, what do you call it? Vandalizing them all across the country. Yeah, he just had a weird demeanor. There was something off with him. I shouldn't have said yes. Anyhow, so if you've ever heard of this sort of thing, if you're scoping.

Joe (4:34)

Out somebody's vehicle, you're not going to get down low now. You're going to be up high so you can get a good scan.

Jack (4:39)

Well, maybe. Maybe he was wondering about some asp. I don't know.

Joe (4:43)

Wanted to check out the floor mats.

Jack (4:47)

I don't know. I think he did something to my. My door.

Joe (4:52)

Hunted down look for him. Start patrolling that strip mall.

Armstrong (4:56)

According to the Google, it's possible to damage the cyber truck doors, including potentially under the pedal area.

Joe (5:06)

If you don't.

Jack (5:07)

I did Google this special.

Joe (5:09)

Are on the doors. Which way do your knees bend different.

Armstrong (5:12)

Than mine Area.

Jack (5:15)

That'S funny. I googled this and I didn't come up with anything. And you did right away. It's okay. So. Huh. I'll have to look into that. That would suck. Freaking weirdos.

Joe (5:26)

What else? What do you got there, Katie? What's. What's the story? Some fine detective work.

Armstrong (5:31)

AI overview things, but it's. It says if you slam the doors closed, it can cause damage also to the inside of the truck. I'd have to read this more, but there's some connection between some element under the. Down by the pedal area that connects to the.

Jack (5:49)

Exactly where his head was. Weirdly, he's just really into pedals. Dude, what's your story?

Armstrong (5:57)

Hey, you got nice pedals.

Jack (5:58)

Nice brake pedal.

Joe (6:00)

So this guy goes around acting all sketchy and. And vandalizing Teslas from the inside out his insidious and inexplicable plot instead of just keying them or something at night. Odd.

Jack (6:16)

Well, it'd be. That'd be the equivalent of like being an online troll, right? You did something that gives you pleasure, just annoyed someone else.

Joe (6:25)

Yeah, yeah, agreed.

Jack (6:27)

All right, so that's that. If you know anything about that email or whatever.

Katie (6:32)

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Jack (7:02)

So the other thing about the. I'll be right behind you. Joe needs to retell a brief version of the man versus monkey story.

Joe (7:12)

The it's an ape, Jack. The Internet is ablaze with the question of whether 100 unarmed men could defeat a single gorilla in a fight. We're talking about an adult silverback lowland gorilla. 6, 800 pounds. The mightiest of the jungle beasts. Katie Watt.

Armstrong (7:30)

This is just such a perfect painting of how this is how guys work.

Joe (7:36)

Some.

Armstrong (7:36)

Some guy was sitting there and went, you know what, I wonder? And he spent all this time to put this together. Such a dude thing.

Joe (7:43)

They were either drinking and smoking pot, and maybe it was even at the zoo, but one of the guys pointed out that, you know, you wouldn't stand a chance. That gorilla would kill you in two seconds. And his buddy said, what if you had like 10 guys and they agreed. No, it would still. No, no. What about like a hundred guys?

Armstrong (8:03)

We're getting close now.

Joe (8:05)

We're talking a fair fight.

Jack (8:07)

And so the conclusion was more or less that if you had a strategy with a hundred people, you could overwhelm it eventually. But the earlier guys, it's going to be pretty rough for.

Joe (8:17)

And, yeah, you would have to stick with the plan and everybody have to do their job.

Jack (8:22)

You stick with the plan. That's my whole. Yeah, I'll be right behind you.

Joe (8:25)

Because the carnage would be awful.

Jack (8:27)

Right. You go first. I' be right behind you. I will fulfill my end of the plan. Once you have worn it out with your being bludgeoned, I will be right behind you. I mean, I just. I don't think this would work unless you are fighting for your lives. Because, you know, we've seen in war, people are willing to sacrifice their lives for this sort of plan in wartime. But you'd have to be that. If it's just, I wonder if we can beat this gorilla, you're going to say, no, I'm out. The first person that it, like, rips its head off.

Joe (8:58)

Yeah.

Jack (8:58)

And urinates down, it's, you know, neck hole.

Joe (9:02)

I think that's more a saying than something that the ape would actually do. But no, if you see. If you see the. The gorilla chomp on a guy's arm and just tear it straight off. Yeah. You'd be thinking, you know, I was super curious about this, but I'm good. I mean, keep wondering. Yeah, exactly.

Jack (9:21)

This will make a great story for later.

Joe (9:23)

Yeah.

Jack (9:24)

Assuming I live.

Joe (9:25)

So I'm glad I got the great Gorilla Fight T shirt before it started.

Armstrong (9:31)

So if you go to armstrong getty.com on Katie's Corner, I put the thread that has this in it on there. And one of the AI videos is this gorilla with a hundred different men running at it. And it just obliterates every single one of them.

Joe (9:45)

Yeah. That's the beauty of this thing. It was launched by a guy who's, like, into AI creations, including videos. And. And it's sprinkled with AI videos of, here is a lowland gorilla pumping iron in a gym. Yeah. It's utterly convincing in the way that we used to call them deep fakes. Now we just call them AI videos. It's utterly convincing and hilarious. All right, where's the. The. The guys are charging at him.

Armstrong (10:13)

You have to. You have to scroll down. I think it's right below the last word.

Joe (10:18)

The shirtless guys.

Armstrong (10:22)

It's on a gray, gray background. It Looks like a simulation.

Jack (10:25)

But I don't doubt that a hundred committed dudes could eventually overwhelm the gorilla if you were, like, committed. But if you weren't, he is gonna just lay waste to the first dozen or so and everybody else is gonna run away. Think, why am I doing this again? To answer some online trivia question.

Joe (10:50)

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, look at the beleaguered gorilla fighting those fellas. That's not how it would go at all.

Jack (11:00)

Katie.

Armstrong (11:00)

I just. I just sent you the. The act. The one that I was talking about. They're like robots. Actually, now that I'm looking at it, I need. I need better glasses, but.

Joe (11:09)

Wow. Yes, you do. He's just going, a robot or a gorilla.

Armstrong (11:14)

No, the. The robots.

Jack (11:15)

You must be fun at the zoo.

Armstrong (11:17)

I'm great.

Joe (11:18)

Oh, I see. It's a robot.

Armstrong (11:20)

Katie always entertained the giraffe.

Joe (11:23)

Oh, this is. This is the. The early edition of the AI video before. It's got them fleshed out with the. It's like the early editions. One of your Star wars movies that occasionally you'll see online.

Jack (11:35)

God, it would just rip you to shreds. It would be a gruesome, gruesome death, too.

Joe (11:40)

Well, and I think. You know what? Honestly, especially judging by this video, which I consider scientifically valid, it's mostly bludgeonings.

Jack (11:51)

Oh, yeah, I've seen those videos where the gorillas pound on each other like that.

Joe (11:56)

Yeah. And they're giant arms. Yeah. They just. They. They wield them like clubs and they just place. You would. Every bone it contacted would be broken.

Armstrong (12:06)

Just think about the lady who got her face ripped off by that chimp. She got a haircut, right?

Joe (12:12)

Yeah, did. Forgot to, you know, say, hey, by the way, I've gotten the new hairdo.

Jack (12:19)

What do you think of my new haircut? Yeah, you gotta. You gotta open with that.

Joe (12:22)

Yeah. A chimp is a fraction the size of one of these gorillas too. But the interesting thing about chimps, Katie, this is really taking such a terrible turn, and I'm regretting it even as I'm speaking these words. I was reading a. It was. Oh, the context was that documentary that came out a while back a couple of years ago about chimp moms. Oh, you remember that?

Armstrong (12:48)

Is this the. The one that was breastfeeding them?

Joe (12:51)

Well, I wasn't gonna go there, but. Yeah, that's right. That was an aspect of it which is just. I mean, how effing crazy are you teeth? But the. The thing about.

Jack (12:59)

Yeah, that's the way it works.

Joe (13:01)

Yeah, that's the operative. Yes. Body part. Yeah. The thing about chimps and. And apes in general is they go for your eyes and your genitals.

Armstrong (13:11)

Oh.

Joe (13:12)

They are through evolutionary, you know, means equipped with the instinctive knowledge of here's how I end this fast. And so. Yikes. Keep your guard up and down. If you find yourself in a fight.

Jack (13:29)

With a chimp, off come the genitals.

Armstrong (13:32)

The what? Off go his gentles.

Jack (13:38)

I made it through most of the word. You know what I mean?

Joe (13:40)

You know, it's kind of a mixed blessing in a way. Think about it.

Jack (13:44)

Oh, yeah, no kidding.

Joe (13:47)

Could have just said testicles.

Armstrong (13:49)

Oh, well.

Joe (13:50)

Well, I guess that's it.

Katie (13:53)

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