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Jack Armstrong
This is an iHeart podcast broadcasting live.
Joe Getty
From the Abraham Lincoln radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.
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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.
Joe Getty
Armstrong and Getty. And now here's Armstrong and Getty.
Jack Armstrong
We'd like to say hello to some of you in the crowd. How we're going to do that is we're going to use our cameras and put some of you on the big screen. So please, if you haven't done your makeup, do your makeup now. Chris Martin of Coldplay over the weekend and probably should just. I suppose he was hinting at the warning of we're about to put you on. If you're with somebody else's husband or.
Joe Getty
Wife.
Jack Armstrong
Maybe now is the time to turn away from the camera or not engage in kissing or whatever. So this story continues to fascinate. I'm not exactly sure why. It's kind of interesting culturally, the way we're treating this. So we mentioned that, like sporting events across the country now they have what they call the Coldplay cam and they put it on couples and couples pretend to dive for cover, turn their back.
Joe Getty
And cover their faces. Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
And everybody laughs at the hilarity of two people who are married with kids having an affair and getting caught at a concert, I guess. And then over the weekend, this Andy Byron, he's the good looking dude who has since resigned from this company and the company put out a statement. I'm sure they told him he needed to resign, but they put the company put out a statement. As stated previously, Astronomer, that's. The company is committed to the values and culture that have guided us since our founding. Our leaders are expected to set the standard in conduct and accountability, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, the sort of statement these places put out, which is kind of interesting. So all kinds of people have affairs or do other things they shouldn't do and you don't lose your job over it at all. But if you get caught in public, your company has to get rid of the guy because nobody, I don't even know what Astronomer does, but nobody would do. You wouldn't do business with this company because you found out the guy who's in charge has an affair. Is that true on any level whatsoever?
Joe Getty
Right. The whole people are saying our name in connection to this story. So we need to say how we feel about this story and do something to prove it. No, just keep making cars or processing loan payments or whatever.
Jack Armstrong
I mean, the guy seems like an asshat and it's really uncool that they were doing that and they, you know, Ruined both their families and all this sort of stuff. But like if I, I get my batteries at Napa Auto Parts, if I find out the CEOs having an affair, I wouldn't hesitate in the slightest to continue to get my batteries at Napa Auto Parts. I mean, it just seems crazy to pretend that that's true. But this company is, I guess. So anyway, so he stepped down and they put out your typical sort of. Our level of we expect more better conduct and accountability and our standard was not met. And who are you apologizing to? For what? And what do you think the repercussions would be if he stayed on? I mean.
Joe Getty
Right, right. And, and I think the only reason we care much is that that is such a close cousin to the whole university presidents or corporations having to make a statement about Black Lives Matter or George Floyd or hashtag metoo or whatever. Just do what you do.
Jack Armstrong
Now you could make the argument that he no longer can, you know, has the respect of people and everybody's making jokes in the hallways and you can't have a meeting without people thinking about it. That's possibly true, but in terms of customers caring, Give me a break. Are you kidding?
Joe Getty
Well, although if he is the CEO can't deal with that dynamic. He sucks as a CEO and you ought to get rid of him. Anyway.
Jack Armstrong
True, he was making about a half million dollars a year, but that's tiny compared to. He's worth $50 million. He's been a successful CEO for a long time at various companies. He's worth $50 million. He's the gold digger.
Joe Getty
Though.
Jack Armstrong
She is worth billions of dollars. She married into it. I don't know if she's still going to be married or what the prenup was, but her, her relationship up until the concert Wednesday night or Thursday night, whenever they got caught, she was married into billions of dollars with one of the richest families in the entire Boston area. Wow.
Joe Getty
I wonder if she had a prenup. And if it addressed. If you're caught canoodling at a soft rock concert in public with Gwyneth Paltrow's husband, you get squat.
Jack Armstrong
It was a very specific prenup. If you're caught by Gwyneth Paltrow's ex husband.
Joe Getty
That's right, he had a good lawyer. Tell you what. So just before we get more into your stuff, Andrew Stiles, who's so funny writing for the Free Beacon, he pointed out that this Byron the dude is the CEO or was of Astronomer, the fake sounding tech firm behind Astro. The quote Industry leading data orchestration and observability platform powered by Apache Airflow. Now if that ain't Random Tech Word Generator in action. I don't know what it is, but the rest of his resume and hers actually sounds like Random Word Generator. They specialize in the accelerated development of reliable data products that unlock insights, unleash AI value and power data driven applications.
Jack Armstrong
Oh good.
Joe Getty
And his entire resume sounds made up. He worked for Vera Center, Blade Logic, Avesca Fuse.
Unknown
Right.
Joe Getty
Now his squeeze, the crazy rich married lady whose lawyers are pouring over the prenup even as we speak, joined the company last year. She'd worked with him before, after stints at Razorfish Global, Digitas, LBi and Neo4J. Or those are all made up. I don't know. She describes herself as a fearless change agent, which is certainly apt in this case.
Jack Armstrong
I can't. You know, maybe he should be fired for his judgment. You're cheating on your family, she's cheating on her family and you're gonna go to a big giant concert. Not only go to the concert together, but make out in public, you idiots. I don't want idiots to work for me. That is a better argument.
Joe Getty
A spectacular lack of judgment. As we've said before, somebody can be very sane and buttoned up and their whole sex part of their consciousness can be completely wacky. But yeah, that's just. I mean, they were not like sneaking into the Motel 6 by the Interstate and got caught. They were cuddling in a giant stadium full of people.
Jack Armstrong
Well, and probably walked in holding hands and were planning to walk out holding. I mean, I don't know what you're thinking there.
Joe Getty
And fans of irony. If they had just kept cuddling or smooched, it's probable nobody ever would have ever figured out what was going on.
Jack Armstrong
Almost guaranteed if they had just kissed.
Joe Getty
For the kiss cam, they would have been on for four seconds. The side of someone's face kissing. One of many. Nobody would have remarked on it at all unless they knew them personally.
Jack Armstrong
Guaranteed.
Joe Getty
Because the only reason it went viral, because it was so damn funny. If you haven't actually seen the video, I mean, they dive for cover. Well, I mean, like they're being shot at.
Jack Armstrong
If you've seen this screen capture of when they both recognize was happening, their eyes are so wide. It's something. What was the phrase you brought us earlier? It's a trendy phrase among the young people. I really like that I'm going to remember it the rest of my life.
Joe Getty
Oh, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Jack Armstrong
It's exactly right. I've done that a lot in my life in variety of contexts. You know, like standing on the seat of my bicycle and then crashing. Playing stupid games. You get stupid prizes. And they're playing a stupid game right there. Yeah. The whole thing I find interesting culturally.
Joe Getty
Because the gala posted it. A part of me feels bad for turning these people's lives upside down. But play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Jack Armstrong
Whoever's in charge of the kiss cam chooses a different couple, how different are their lives, and they don't ever get caught or whatever happens, I don't know what happens. That's the randomness of life right there. I had another point to $50 million. Oh, he had. They both had. But he, he had what to me is like the best thing that can happen to you. To be incredibly wealthy and unknown. Nobody's ever heard of you. You could go anywhere you wanted in America being that rich and nobody knows and you don't have to deal with everything that comes with being famous. Now you're famous. So enjoy that.
Joe Getty
Whoops.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Was it Trump who just put out a statement? Oh, no. There's new polling about Trump. Very new polling. Maybe you saw some of the polling yesterday on Trump's approval rating and immigration. CBS with the new poll out just in the last hour. One particular number that's really interesting. We'll get to that at some point. Among other things. Stay here.
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Joe Getty
The Department of Health and Human Services will now end federal funding for sex changes on children. Yeah, I agree. So now if a boy Wants to get rid of his testicles. He has to do it the old fashioned way by marrying Meghan Markle.
Jack Armstrong
Wow. Why? Why?
Joe Getty
Why not? I enjoyed it.
Jack Armstrong
It's the one year anniversary of something. Explain that in just a second. But picked up my son Saturday from Boy Scout camp. Him and three other scouts. So I had four scouts in my truck and all their gear driving back from camp. They were all very, very talkative when I picked them up. All about 13 and then they all fell asleep after a week of camp. They were very dark.
Joe Getty
Oh, wow.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. My son was very excited about a variety of merit badges that he got. They offer stuff in scouting that they didn't have when I was in it years ago. Well, some of it's pretty obvious. There's like no Computing Scouting merit badge when I was in scouting because computers didn't exist. There was how to fix your Conestoga wagon wheel and stuff like that, but no computing. But they have a useful skill.
Joe Getty
You'd hate to get stranded on the Oregon Trail.
Jack Armstrong
They had a chess merit badge you could get. So he, he, he took that thing.
Joe Getty
Set a chest merit bad.
Jack Armstrong
Every afternoon he'd play chess and he was very excited. He won 15 matches in a row, including beating the guy that was doing the chess merit badge, teaching it. So he was, wow. But I said, did you employ the gorilla, Henry? Watch the gorilla take out the gorilla first. He said, that's exactly what I did. So his lesson from the old drunk guy in the park in New York turned out to be helpful in that.
Joe Getty
Might be my favorite quote unquote hustle in America. Those chess hustlers, you get something from it. It's not a hustle, it's a.
Jack Armstrong
No, no, it's a true.
Joe Getty
It's a transaction.
Jack Armstrong
I paid five bucks for a lesson. Yeah. So today is the one year anniversary of the disastrous Biden debate with Trump. It was a year ago today. And the only reason I bring this up is I was watching Mark Halperin's video cast last week and I was going to grab the audio and I never got around to it was. He is still as a truth loving journalist so angry that Jake Tapper and that other dude are making their way around and getting away away with claiming that they uncovered some secret and it makes him insane. It like you can tell it's making him nuts. It's like he plays these clips from the interviews and he says this is making me mental. How do they get away with saying that? I mean it just, it drives him nuts. But. So he was Very disappointed. He thought that finally Jake Tapper was going to get his comeuppance because he went on the Hugh Hewitt show and, and Mark Halpern and Hugh are, are friends. And, and, and Halperin goes on Hugh Hewitt's show all the time. I wish he'd come on our show all the time. But he goes on you at show all the time. And he talked about what a great tough interviewer Hugh Hewitt is. But for whatever reason Hugh Hewitt went along with the thing and gave him a pass and just said yeah. And so what else did you learn about the, the, the, the way they were covering up? And the thing Mark Halpern mentioned was this debate because Jake Tapper has had and continues to have the gall to say and every, the whole world was shocked when they saw that Joe Biden that night. And Halperin said, and I've said who was shocked? I'll just quote Mark Halpern where he said I wasn't shocked at all. And neither was anybody I know I wasn't shocked. Joe wasn't shot. None of us were shocked. The only interesting thing was that he was displaying it on the biggest stage which we had seen on smaller stages or read about that and it was.
Joe Getty
Such a complete crack up.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, that was interesting. But shock, that's the wrong word. Was I shocked that I that it turned out the President of the United States brain didn't work? No, not at all. And anybody who claims they were shocked is lying or dumb. Here's your choice. Jake Tapper. It's been the choice since the book came out. Are you lying or are you dumb? Because those are the only two choices.
Joe Getty
Biased or delusional. You know, similar thought. Yeah, yeah, I was.
Jack Armstrong
The whole world was shocked when they saw that Joe Biden. No, they weren't. And if you were, well, polling would tell you they weren't shocked because at the time like 2/3 3/4 of Americans thought he didn't have the ability to be president.
Joe Getty
Again, absolutely overwhelming. Yeah, yeah. And it's not because he. Well, it's precisely because he's old and his brain doesn't work sufficiently. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's incredibly egregious. I think I know why he would approach it that way. You can either get the content of the book or you can beat the crap out of him for being either a liar or stupid.
Jack Armstrong
The other part that is driving Halperin crazy that they're getting away with when they've been asked about cuz they. There are all these quotes included from all these Democrats, like, you know, they interviewed 200 some Democrats. There are no quotes from any conservatives. Could be you, Joe Getty, could be, you know, anybody on Fox. It could be so many different people that said Joe Biden is senile. Brit Hume, all the time he's senile. He's displaying senility. He cannot be president again. He should not be president again. No quotes from any conservatives who got it right.
Joe Getty
Right. Why?
Jack Armstrong
They were asked that specifically by Hugh Hewitt and they said, well, we sent 100,000 word book to the publishers and they said we needed to get it down to 30,000 words and there just wasn't room. How do you get away with claiming that? So you can.
Joe Getty
Hilarious.
Jack Armstrong
So you can quote 200 Democrats who were shocked and not a single conservative who had predicted it. Not one in the book. There's not a single one from Megan Kelly or anybody else saying, yeah, this is what I thought would happen.
Joe Getty
I'll sometimes refer to something as a one foot putt. No, this is a two inch pot. It's so obvious and I. Am I insulting your intelligence friends? I apologize for that. Yeah, if they admitted that even like Brit Hume because he's so widely watched and known or, or us or anybody. Is that. No, the guy is clearly senile. He can't possibly serve well. That explodes their entire premise that the world was shocked and it exposes them for being either liars, cranks, or both. How do you get idiots?
Jack Armstrong
How do you get away with claiming there wasn't room in the book for that?
Joe Getty
Are you kidding? It's hilarious.
Jack Armstrong
It's. Oh my God. And. And they made probably millions of dollars off of that. Wow. There is no justice in the world. If you want justice, go to a different world.
Joe Getty
Speaking no justice. The policy of turning violent criminals back loose onto the streets to prey on more and more people continues in certain big cities. Terrible, terrible incident involving an ICE agent off duty. We'll tell you about that and much more. Stay with us. Armstrong and Gettysburg.
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An off duty Customs and Border Protection officer is ambushed and shot late Saturday by a man with a deportation order. Authorities believe two men who approached on a scooter were attempting to rob the 42 year old officer who was in a park with a friend. Two senior law enforcement sources say it appears to be a random encounter. The alleged shooter, identified by police as Miguel Francisco Moran Nunez of the Dominican Republic, New York City's police commissioner says he approached the officer from behind and that's when the officer drew his service weapon. The perp fired first and an exchange of gunfire followed. The officer was struck in the forearm.
Jack Armstrong
And in the face. So that's a horrible story that happened over the weekend. I was watching a little Kristi Gnomes press conference today around it, the Secretary Department of Homeland Security and so this was being portrayed initially as an illegal immigration story, which there is an aspect to that. But she in the press conference started talking about it more being a we don't prosecute crimes in this country and we don't hold people when they show us who they are. Here's the chief of the New York Police Department laying out the timeline on this.
Unknown
Let's just timeline this. Mr. Mora came into this country April of 23. He was giving a notice to appear for a judge hearing. He didn't show up. The judge issued a deportation order November 6 of 24. He goes in front of a judge a couple weeks later for an arrest and by our sanctuary city laws we can't detain him from there. He decides to rob someone in the Bronx In December of 24, stab someone in January of 25 in the Bronx and it takes a trip to Worcester County, Mass. And robs a pawn store of numerous firearms. Don't know what he was doing from January till this past Saturday night where you see two guys in a moped we've dealt with for years. Rob's perseverance robbery five minutes prior approached a federal agent.
Jack Armstrong
So obviously it's got the illegal immigration aspect of the whole sanctuary city nonsense. But even if it was a US citizen, the guy should have been locked up A long time ago.
Joe Getty
And not which it is in many, many cases. Just like this.
Jack Armstrong
Of course.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Should have not been able to shoot somebody in the face over the weekend. I, I, I, I get.
Unknown
The.
Jack Armstrong
Crowd that wants more illegal immigration a lot more than I get the crowd that thinks criminals should not be punished. I don't understand it.
Joe Getty
You have to have bought into the entire cult, the whole progressive cult of the only reason people offend is because the patriarchy and white supremacy and the rest of it have forced them into such a bad position that they have to. That's why they literally want to empty the jails and prisons. It is disturbing that people could look past all of their life experience and all logic and embrace a theory that Looney Tunes.
Jack Armstrong
Well, we'll get back to the police chief and talk about sanctuary city laws in just a second. But here's more from the NBC report about this guy's background.
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Authorities confirming he had previously been arrested for domestic violence, robbery, assault, and was wanted in Massachusetts for kidnapping. President Trump saying on Truth Social that Mora Nunez was apprehended at the border in April 2023, but instead of being deported, was released.
Jack Armstrong
Let's make something incredibly clear tonight. Today, our officer is a hero. If not for his efforts, this person of interest would have committed more armed robberies.
Unknown
The officer is expected to make a full recovery.
Jack Armstrong
I mean, did you hear that list of things he's done?
Joe Getty
And he's an illegal immigrant. It is, it is. Both aspects of it are astonishing and horrifying. What do you have to do to get thrown out of this effing country?
Jack Armstrong
Or get locked up?
Joe Getty
Or get locked up you, so you.
Jack Armstrong
Can beat up your girlfriend or wife, you can rob people, you can hurt people, you can do all these things. How many times do you get to do it? How many times do you have to yell as loud as you can to society? I'm a dangerous, evil man. I will hurt you and I will rob you. How many times you have to yell that before we take you seriously?
Joe Getty
Until you kill someone. That is the bargain we as a society have struck to indulge progressives for their fantasies. We will let people hurt and victimize and rape and beat and steal until they murder someone. We have struck a bargain, and it's an unholy bargain and one I would overturn in a second. That until you murder, we will let you continue to escalate your criminality, leaving behind a trail of victims. And only when you have murdered will progressive America say, all right, probably ought to put that guy behind bars. Everyone else is saying, oh no, no, no, no, no. We have all these laws in place precisely to prevent that. That you can't let the criminality escalate, crime after crime more severe and more severe, more terrible, a toll on the victims over and over again. That's an obscene, disgusting and just idiotic way to try to run a society. So there is no, there is no repercussion for anything short of murder in their world. It's bizarre.
Jack Armstrong
So awful. So back to the illegal portion of this, the ridiculousness of sanctuary city and sanctuary state laws. Here's the NYPD dude again.
Unknown
The point that we're making here is this should never have occurred. We need thoughtful change to our sanctuary city laws in the city that protects our New Yorkers. And that's what he was. He was a New Yorker who happened to be an agent sitting in a park from these kind of criminals. And it's a small minority. We're not talking about the majority. Majority work hard, honest people pursue the American dream. This person here, Miguel Mora, is the poster child for what is wrong with sanctuary city status in New York City.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, the fact that the guy was an off duty border patrol agent is almost distracting from the story. I like the, the cop there saying, no, he's a citizen of New York. It doesn't matter. He was, he's just somebody sitting on a park bench and somebody who's displayed criminal behavior over and over and over again. Right. God, it's so awful.
Joe Getty
Speaking of which, sanctuary cities, the Department of Justice last week asked sheriffs across California to provide list lists of inmates in state jails who are not US citizens and warned that if they did not voluntarily comply, the department would, quote, pursue all available means of obtaining the data. The aclu, which used to stand up for people's civil liberties and now just advocates for the overthrow of Western civilization, said it was possible that any sheriff who complied with the request could be in violation of California's so called sanctuary state laws, which bars the use of state and local resources from being used for federal immigration enforcement, blah, blah, blah. So this is good, this is good. This is just pushing us closer and closer to eventually hashing out what does the Constitution say, what does the law say about these so called sanctuary cities? Now there are constitutional efforts with, or issues rather with the federal government forcing a state to comply with various things because of the 10th Amendment. But I'm not going to get into that. But we need to decide the question if all that is required is when the federal government says, do you have any criminal illegal aliens in your jails? The jailer says yes. That to me is not doing the work of the federal government at all. That's perfectly reasonable and I want to see that adjudicated quickly, please. One more related story.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, go ahead.
Joe Getty
Unless you go ahead.
Jack Armstrong
No, no.
Joe Getty
Karen Bass made a big deal. That's the half wit communist mayor of la if you're not familiar with it.
Jack Armstrong
Half wit comedy.
Joe Getty
She made a big deal big deal over that abduction of the poor Mexican lady from the Jack in the Box. She was in a parking lot on her way to work and the evil monster ICE agents kidnapped her. She was taken to the border, pressured to sign self deportation paperwork and held in a warehouse or something until she gave in. Or something. Something and. And Bass went big on it. She's a mother from la taken out of her car on her way to work and held in a warehouse. No hearing, just fear. This doesn't make anyone safer. Yeah, except the entire story was fabricated. They have video. This lady, she. She left the Jack in the Box in her own cars driving way. She staged it all and was hop some go fund me's going to make her rich. But Karen Bass went ahead and did the the big statement anyway.
Jack Armstrong
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Jack Armstrong
How much of Stephen Colbert being fired do you think was his lefty monologue and show? I feel like the right is making a big deal out of that. But he was the number one show in late night, so.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I read again that it lost 40 million bucks last year. But in show business, accounting is notorious for being misleading at times. I don't know, I think it's might be 40, 60, 30, 70, 50, 50. I don't know.
Jack Armstrong
With the big nine.
Joe Getty
He was a thorn in the side of CBS management. No doubt.
Jack Armstrong
With the big number being those models don't work anymore or the fact that he had a lefty show.
Joe Getty
Yeah, my guess, my gut is that they have been eyeballing that giant red couple of numbers on their balance sheet for a long time. And then he starts shooting his mouth. And honestly, I think he's right about how CBS was wrong to settle with Trump on that Kamala lawsuit deal just to grease the skids to get their, their deal through. He openly called it a bribe on the air, which I tell you what, you can bite the hand that feeds you, but if you like gnaw off the thumb, bad things are going to happen.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I mean, he attacked him pretty personally and deeply in the last week or so. Your bosses don't have to put up with that. Anyway, I want to get to this poll. CBS poll have 56% disapprove of Trump's handling of immigration. Right now in the current CBS poll. So 44 approved, 56 disapprove. But this weird question, have Trump policies made border crossings go up, down, or no change? More than a third say don't know. More than half of Democrats say don't know. You don't know. You're claiming to a pollster you don't have any idea if Trump's policies have made border crossings go up, down or stay the same. Wow.
Joe Getty
I've got to take those people at their word. Right?
Jack Armstrong
So you think that's just how little people are paying attention?
Joe Getty
Well, I, yeah. And, or I mean, I heard that figure that it was June, I believe of 2024, there were almost 26,000 illegal immigrants paroled in the United States and whatever the number of border encounters was. And that 28,000 went to zero this June. But I heard that on Fox News. So if you are Nancy, NPR, or Tommy, New York Times in your media habits. You might actually be unaware of it.
Unknown
I suppose that's possible.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. That's a good point.
Joe Getty
It's unbelievable.
Jack Armstrong
You had something for the next segment. I remember it.
Joe Getty
I may have, Jack. I may have.
Jack Armstrong
And it was good. It was gonna kick ass, you know.
Joe Getty
One more point on the Karen Bass thing. DHS is making the point that she, she touted this kidnapping of this poor mom and she touted that ICE agents put children at risk in a park when they were there to apprehend notorious Ms. 13 street gang members. And whipping up that sort of hatred and fear and angst against ICE is going to lead to people getting hurt and killed. Sure. It's not just that sort of, you know, never ending, overheated political rhetoric we're used to. It's dangerous and you ought to shut the hell up.
Jack Armstrong
Joe's good thing. Next Armstrong and Getty.
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Jack Armstrong
Okay, I'm trying to read the rest of the quote here. Trump has expanded on his threat to the okay. He's expanded on his threat to the Washington Commanders football team that they need to change the name back to the Redskins or he will do something to hold up their ability to build a new stadium or something in Washington D.C. oh boy. And he's. He's saying the Cleveland Indians need to change back to the Cleveland Indians again because they're the Commanders or what are they?
Joe Getty
Guardians. Guardians.
Jack Armstrong
Okay. I don't like those names. I like the old name. I like everything to stay the same. That's that everything should stay the same forever. That's the way I like it. One thing that will stay the same forever. Is Hunter Biden being entertaining? So he. I haven't heard this, but I'm told by our producer Hansen that it's interesting. Hunter Biden was asked about his dad's immigration policy or why they did things the way they did or something.
Hunter Biden
Here it is like all these Democrats say you have to talk about and realize that people are really upset about illegal immigration.
Jack Armstrong
You.
Hunter Biden
How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned? How do you think you have food on your table? Who do you think washes your dishes? Who do you think does your garden? Who do you think is here? By the sheer just grit and will that they figured out a way to get here because they thought that they could give themselves and their family a better chance. And he's somehow convinced all of us that these people are the criminals.
Joe Getty
Okay, so that is a classic illustration of progressivism.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, I was gonna say, for a guy that Joe Biden says is the smartest person he knows, that's a pretty childish view of illegal immigration, so.
Joe Getty
Exactly.
Jack Armstrong
So don't enforce laws.
Joe Getty
You just repeated me.
Jack Armstrong
So don't enforce laws. Just let people come in randomly. However, many come in whenever they want because whoever they are, because you want your hotel room cleaned. And by the way, the next group of people that come in lower the wages from the last group of people that came in.
Joe Getty
Well, you can understand his point of view when his hotel room really, really needed to be cleaned. Judging by the videos I've seen.
Jack Armstrong
I mean, that's right there. Oh, kinds things. You got to get off that bedspread.
Joe Getty
Oh, vacuum twice, Conchita. Vacuum twice, please.
Jack Armstrong
Wash and hot water.
Joe Getty
Oh, yes, yes. Just throw away that bedspread, please. I'll pay for it. What an incoherent, childlike discussion and full of self righteousness.
Jack Armstrong
Oh yeah, like he can't believe other people are so dumb. They don't understand that these people want to work and be here. And so whoever.
Joe Getty
And we like cheap hotel rooms, therefore. Spell it out, Hunter boy, the last.
Jack Armstrong
Thing I said is not appreciated enough. So the people that came here illegally last year are going to be undercut by the people that come here next year illegally. How do you. How do you justify that in your world? So. So the wages keep going down.
Joe Getty
You don't have a coherent understanding of economics at all, or law for that matter. All you do is spout what your emotions tell you to spout. That's why I say I like that these people exist. I just don't want them in charge.
Jack Armstrong
Well, he's a painter.
Joe Getty
A gifted painter, judging by, you know, the fees. Ben Sasse said something incredibly gentle and wise and incredibly controversial. Nobody's talking about it. It was about the end of the Colbert show. Odd, but about a lot more than that, honestly. Boy, I'm just blown away. That's coming up next hour. If you don't get next hour, please do stay with. Or if you can't stay with us, grab the podcast Armstrong and Getty on Demand. You should subscribe to it, including this. You can gauge how well you're aging by trying these simple tests.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, are we gonna do that?
Joe Getty
Oh, doctor needed.
Jack Armstrong
I love this sort of thing.
Joe Getty
Oh, yeah, yeah. You may be calling the funeral home and you take these tests.
Jack Armstrong
Hey, Michael, how was that donut? How was the donut you ate?
Joe Getty
I haven't eaten it yet.
Jack Armstrong
Okay, I'm considering during the commercial break. Katie.
Joe Getty
Don't. Don't you two, neither one of you.
Jack Armstrong
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Jack Armstrong
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Armstrong & Getty On Demand: "Vacuum Twice, Conchita" – Detailed Summary
Episode Release Date: July 21, 2025
In the "Vacuum Twice, Conchita" episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand, hosts Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty delve into a variety of pressing topics ranging from corporate scandals and immigration policies to media bias and celebrity commentary. Below is a comprehensive summary capturing the key discussions, insights, and conclusions from the episode.
Affair Involving Astronomer's CEO
The episode opens with Armstrong and Getty discussing a recent scandal involving Andy Byron, the CEO of a tech firm named Astronomer. Byron resigned following revelations of his extramarital affair, prompting the company to issue a standard corporate statement emphasizing their commitment to values and accountability.
Jack Armstrong [02:37]:
"He stepped down, and they put out your typical sort of 'Our leaders are expected to set the standard in conduct and accountability,' blah, blah, blah."
Joe Getty [02:52]:
"But you get caught in public, your company has to get rid of the guy because nobody... would do business with this company because you found out the guy who's in charge has an affair."
Armstrong criticizes the company's decision, arguing that customers typically separate personal misconduct from business dealings.
"But in terms of customers caring, give me a break. Are you kidding?"
They further mock the exaggerated corporate apology, questioning its sincerity and practical impact on consumer behavior.
Impact of Sanctuary City Laws on Crime
The hosts transition to discussing the recent violent incident involving an off-duty ICE agent, tying it to broader concerns about sanctuary city policies.
Joe Getty [22:04]:
"You have to have bought into the entire cult, the whole progressive cult of the only reason people offend is because the patriarchy and white supremacy... they literally want to empty the jails and prisons."
Jack Armstrong [25:30]:
"He was a New Yorker who happened to be an agent sitting in a park from these kind of criminals... Just somebody who's displayed criminal behavior over and over and over again."
Armstrong and Getty vehemently criticize sanctuary city laws, arguing that they prevent effective law enforcement and contribute to increased criminal activities.
Shooting of an Off-Duty ICE Agent
A significant portion of the episode focuses on the tragic shooting of an off-duty Customs and Border Protection officer, Miguel Francisco Moran Nunez, who was ambushed by a man with a deportation order.
Jack Armstrong [20:05]:
"So obviously it's got the illegal immigration aspect of the whole sanctuary city nonsense."
Joe Getty [23:13]:
"And he's an illegal immigrant. It is, it is. Both aspects of it are astonishing and horrifying."
The hosts highlight the dangerous implications of lenient immigration enforcement, emphasizing that individuals with violent histories remain free to commit further crimes.
"How do you justify that in your world? So... the wages keep going down."
One-Year Anniversary of the Biden-Trump Debate
Armstrong reflects on the one-year anniversary of the contentious Biden-Trump debate, criticizing media narratives that portrayed Joe Biden as unexpectedly performing poorly.
Jack Armstrong [14:51]:
"Whoever claims there wasn't room in the book for that? So you can quote 200 Democrats who were shocked and not a single conservative who had predicted it."
Joe Getty [15:19]:
"Biased or delusional. You know, similar thought."
They argue that the media selectively highlighted unexpected negative reactions while ignoring predicting voices, thereby skewing public perception.
Critique of Hunter Biden’s Perspective
The discussion shifts to Hunter Biden's remarks on immigration policies, which Armstrong and Getty interpret as naive and lacking economic understanding.
Hunter Biden [36:14]:
"How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned? How do you think you have food on your table? Who do you think washes your dishes?"
Jack Armstrong [37:15]:
"So the people that came here illegally last year are going to be undercut by the people that come here next year illegally. How do you..."
The hosts criticize Hunter Biden for simplifying complex immigration issues and undermining lawful economic contributions of immigrants.
Speculation on Colbert's Departure from CBS
Armstrong and Getty briefly touch upon Stephen Colbert's rumored departure from CBS, speculating on the reasons behind it.
Jack Armstrong [30:35]:
"How much of Stephen Colbert being fired do you think was his lefty monologue and show?"
Joe Getty [31:06]:
"He was a thorn in the side of CBS management. No doubt."
They suggest that Colbert's politically charged content may have conflicted with CBS's management, contributing to his exit.
Public Perception of Trump's Handling of Immigration
The episode examines recent polling data from CBS regarding public approval of Donald Trump's immigration policies.
Jack Armstrong [31:49]:
"CBS poll have 56% disapprove of Trump's handling of immigration. Right now in the current CBS poll. So 44 approved, 56 disapprove."
Joe Getty [32:38]:
"I've got to take those people at their word. Right?"
They express skepticism about the validity of respondents' understanding of immigration metrics, citing mixed responses on the impact of Trump's policies on border crossings.
Armstrong and Getty wrap up the episode by reinforcing their stances on immigration policies and media integrity, urging listeners to stay informed and critically evaluate the information presented by mainstream media outlets.
Jack Armstrong [39:11]:
"Oh, are we gonna do that?"
Joe Getty [39:25]:
"I haven't eaten it yet."
Their closing remarks maintain the episode's critical and assertive tone, leaving listeners with a call to action to remain vigilant and discerning.
Notable Quotes:
Jack Armstrong [08:15]:
"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
Joe Getty [22:15]:
"We will let people hurt and victimize and rape and beat and steal until they murder someone."
Jack Armstrong [16:57]:
"Nobody's talking about it. It was about the end of the Colbert show. Odd, but about a lot more than that, honestly."
Conclusion
In "Vacuum Twice, Conchita," Armstrong and Getty deliver a robust commentary on recent corporate scandals, immigration challenges, media biases, and political developments. Their candid discussions underscore a critical perspective on how personal misconduct, policy decisions, and media narratives shape public perception and societal norms. The episode serves as a compelling listen for those seeking unfiltered insights into contemporary issues.