Armstrong & Getty On Demand – "Welcome To CaCa's!"
Date: February 12, 2026
Hosts: Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty
Podcast: iHeartPodcasts
Episode Overview
In this episode, Jack and Joe launch into a sharp-tongued exploration of spectacle-driven politics, hypocrisy in public life, media controversies, quirky cultural observations, and food experiences gone hilariously awry. Their trademark mix of cynicism and humor permeates discussions ranging from the farcical nature of Congressional hearings and the strange new world of identity politics in sports, to reflections on international affairs and the unforgettable aroma of a newly opened restaurant. Expect quick wit, memorable metaphors, and brutally honest opinions aimed equally at all sides.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Senate Hearings as Political Theater
Timestamps: 00:14–11:00
- Senate Grandstanding: The hosts riff on how modern Senate and House hearings amount to "grandstandy horse crap" (01:19), suggesting they exist mainly for media and fundraising, not substance.
- Josh Hawley v. Keith Ellison: The show runs through an intense exchange between Senator Hawley and Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison over alleged fraud and campaign contributions (03:25–06:08).
- Jack Armstrong: "I'm torn about this… Is it wrong to occasionally enjoy it? …I think I've got to crank up Detroit Rock City and enjoy the spectacle because Ellison has it coming." (01:15–02:22)
- Escalating Incivility: They lampoon participants crosstalking and trading playground insults ("You should be in prison!"; "Don't call me pal!" 05:13–06:08).
- Political Entertainment: The hosts admit to being numbed by the repetitive spectacle:
- “You gotta touch me some other way. Like with intellect maybe.” (10:47)
Notable Quotes
- Joe Getty: “Hawley, who is brilliant. Like a mackerel by moonlight: He shines and he stinks.” (02:23)
- Jack Armstrong: “You gotta touch me some other way. Like with intellect maybe.” (10:47)
- Joe Getty (sarcastic): “You decry the cheapening of our discourse in America, and then you go Larry Flint on us.” (10:23)
2. The State of Political Discourse & Voter Fatigue
Timestamps: 06:33–11:40
- Historical Comparison: They recall the shock value of Trump’s “you’d be in prison” debate moment (06:36–07:12), noting how what once seemed unthinkable is now routine.
- Audience Numbness: Voters are desensitized by political theater, and the hosts express skepticism about reforming discourse in the age of small-dollar online donations.
3. The Super Bowl Halftime & Performance Language Barriers
Timestamps: 12:52–15:17
- Bad Bunny’s Halftime Show: The hosts discuss the record-setting viewership and the challenge of understanding lyrics, even for native Spanish speakers.
- “I talked to yet another person … native language is Spanish, … and they didn’t understand anything.” (14:08)
- Cultural Disconnect: Even closed captioning was “nothing but question marks all the way around.” (15:09)
4. Noam Chomsky, Epstein, and Public Hypocrisy
Timestamps: 15:17–17:50
- Chomsky’s Duality: The hosts dissect revelations about Noam Chomsky’s financial ties and advice to Jeffrey Epstein, highlighting the hypocrisy of socialist rhetoric from “one of the great geniuses in understanding linguistics” (15:41) who allegedly decried billionaires while hiding money.
- Jack Armstrong: “Can you get a bigger hypocrite than that?” (16:58)
- Joe Getty: “Epstein’s one child or a hypocrite would fall for this crap.” (16:58)
5. Winter Olympics Highlights & Gender Controversies
Timestamps: 17:53–22:39
- American Medal Count: Brief Olympic updates, including praise for US speed skater Jordan Stolz.
- Transgender Athlete Pronoun Controversy: NBC misgenders Ellis Lundholm during coverage, issues an apology, and the hosts mock the confusion about pronouns in sports reporting:
- Joe Getty: “Olympic committee has made it clear that only biological women can compete as women ... We’re here to broadcast the Olympics. Get off our ass.” (20:33)
- Jack Armstrong: “How do you still get frightened by this tiny, tiny group of people screaming about this ...?” (21:28)
- Cultural Lag: Hosts suggest mainstream media is out of touch with the global backlash against radical gender theory.
6. North Korea’s Dynastic Succession
Timestamps: 23:03–25:59
- Kim Jong Un’s Daughter Rumored as Successor: Discussion of dynastic worship, succession risk (“there is a target on your back”), and the inherit challenges of the ‘hermit kingdom’ continuing another generation.
- Physical Jibes: Hosts (tongue-in-cheek) roast Kim’s weight and possible health risks (25:01–25:24).
7. Heartwarming Dog Story
Timestamps: 25:59–27:37
- Miraculous Rescue: An anonymous dog leads police to a missing child.
- Jack Armstrong: “I don't know where the dog came from, but it was a blessing from God that day.” (26:35)
- Dog Rewards: Discussion of ‘puppuccinos’ and ‘pup patties’ as canine treats for heroism.
8. The Case of the Stinky Restaurant
Timestamps: 28:20–32:41
- Hilarious New Restaurant Experience: Jack recounts visiting a buzzing new restaurant only to be confronted by a “human fecal matter” scent so pervasive he suspects the person in front of him “had really tooted.”
- Joe Getty: “Welcome to CaCa’s! What can I get for you?” (29:24)
- Cultural Olfactory Differences: They riff on how particular foods can smell disgusting to outsiders but are cherished by insiders, extending to a thoughtfully reader-shared text:
- “My Chinese friends … said … Americans’ houses smell like cheese, which to them smells like poo.” (32:57)
9. Final Thoughts ("Best Smelling Food" and Cultural Reflections)
Timestamps: 33:26–34:50
- Crew Poll: Baked bread wins for best food aroma; dismay at political figures using children as props.
- Olympics Promo: Shout-out for Snoop Dogg’s comedic bobsled promo.
- NBC Critique: NBC “builds up” only to ensure American wins, suggesting a mix for dramatic suspense.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Joe Getty: “Like a mackerel by moonlight: He shines and he stinks.” (02:23)
- Jack Armstrong: “You gotta touch me some other way. Like with intellect maybe.” (10:47)
- Joe Getty: “Welcome to CaCa’s! What can I get for you?” (29:24)
- Jack Armstrong: “Your grandma crapped on the floor.” (31:27)
- Michael (listener text): “Americans’ houses smell like cheese, which to them smells like poo.” (32:57)
- Joe Getty: “You decry the cheapening of our discourse in America, and then you go Larry Flint on us.” (10:23)
Flow & Tone
The episode is classic Armstrong & Getty: sardonic, irreverent, unsparing of both political sides, and peppered with sharp analogies and banter. They blend serious cultural commentary with absurdity (“Welcome to CaCa’s!”), moving swiftly from earnest critique to uncontrollable laughter, making for an engaging and accessible listen even on weighty topics.
Useful Timestamps
- 00:14 – Cable news and political theater
- 03:25 – Senate Hearing (Josh Hawley vs. Keith Ellison)
- 11:03 – Voters numb to political antics
- 12:52 – Bad Bunny’s Halftime Show
- 15:17 – Noam Chomsky & Epstein
- 17:53 – Winter Olympics, Gender & NBC apology
- 23:03 – North Korea succession rumors
- 25:59 – Dog leads police to missing child
- 28:20 – The stinky restaurant story & culture clashes
- 32:57 – Listener text: “Americans smell like cheese”
- 33:26 – Final Thoughts roundup
This summary covers all the core topics and delivers the vibrant, sometimes outrageous spirit of Armstrong & Getty, making it ideal for anyone who missed the episode but wants all the key takes and memorable asides.