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Episode: What Are You Doing You Freaking Whackadoodle?!
Date: December 8, 2025
Hosts: Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty
Podcast Network: iHeartPodcasts

Episode Overview

In this lively and wide-ranging episode, Jack and Joe tackle the frustrations of American health insurance, dissect weird trends in holiday spending, riff on the cultural oddities of AI love interests and “doll babies”, and conduct a deep dive into Ukraine’s war, corruption, and the Western response. Listeners are treated to the hosts’ signature blend of irreverence and sharp commentary, cemented by plenty of tangents, pop culture references, and playful banter.

Main Theme

The episode pokes at the challenges and absurdities of modern life, from the convoluted world of health insurance to the cultural shifts surrounding AI relationships and economic anxiety during the holidays. International tensions, specifically Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and U.S. policy responses, form the political backbone of this week’s conversation, alongside reflections on American consumer culture.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Frustrating State of U.S. Health Insurance

(Starts at 03:19)

• General manager of the day: The U.S. health insurance system.
• Discussion on Congressional woes about expiring Obamacare subsidies.
• Republicans lack a unifying replacement or reform plan, leading to stasis.
  • “They don’t have a plan of their own. They don’t have a reform that they can all agree on. It’s a mess.” — Joe Getty (03:35)

2. Holiday Preparations & Family Life

(Starts at 04:18)

• Jack shares a wholesome family moment: picking up a Christmas tree from the Boy Scout lot.
• Relatable talk about holiday traditions (decorating the tree, watching "Home Alone").
  • “Macaulay Culkin’s talent... is his ability to scream and be funny.” — Jack Armstrong (04:42)
• Debate over movie trivia: Who played alongside Joe Pesci in “Home Alone”? (Answer: Daniel Stern at 06:01)

3. Economic Jitters vs. Real-World Spending

(Starts at 06:06)

• Despite bad economic “vibes,” consumer spending remains high.
• Discussion of the psychological split: “My life sucks... but I’m gonna spend the same amount I always do.”
  • “For some reason, that seems to be our attitude.” — Jack Armstrong (06:34)
• Joe notes the “dangerous” pattern of maintaining gift budgets out of habit or guilt.

4. Cultural Oddities: Doll Babies & AI Girlfriends

(Starts at 07:17)

• Teaser for a segment on adults treating dolls as real babies.
• The rise of AI relationships:
  • “You’re gonna know someone who’s got a... whatever you’re gonna call it... this one I saw... Unbelievable.” — Jack Armstrong (09:10)
  • The hosts riff on future euphemisms for people in synthetic relationships (e.g., “synth lover”).
  • “Or do you just start right off with ‘what are you doing, you freaking whackadoodle?’” — Jack Armstrong (08:51)
• Jokes about how AI “wives” might solve practical problems (Christmas shopping reminders, etc.)

5. Economic Trends: The “K-Shaped Economy”

(Starts at 11:44)

• News segment introduces the term “K-shaped economy” (12:05).
• Joe explains: the well-off are spending lavishly, the bottom 60% are bargain-hunting or pulling back.
  • “If I hear that one more time, I’m gonna vomit.” — Jack Armstrong (12:30)
• The hosts lampoon the media’s habit of coining economic buzzwords.

6. Ukraine: War, Corruption, and Western Dilemmas

(Starts at 17:13 and again at 25:56)

• Zelensky’s diplomatic efforts: Meeting world leaders to discuss a pressured peace deal.
• Corruption in Ukraine: New York Times exposé on Zelensky’s government turning a blind eye to corruption.
  • “Assuming he’s not corrupt himself. That’s gotta be tough. You see your friends—you're stealing during a war?” — Jack Armstrong (17:25)
• Peace proposals: Trump supports a plan that would give Russia significant territorial gains. Hosts critique this as naive and dangerous for European security.
  • “Putin is absolutely going to insist on a lackey government for Ukraine.” — Joe Getty (19:46)
  • “Ending the war in Ukraine on Russia’s terms makes it more likely we get pulled into a European war, not less.” — Jack Armstrong (27:46)
• Brief history and analysis of U.S. and Western policy errors since 2014 (discussion of Yanukovych, buffer states, etc.; 28:53).
• Analogy to South Vietnam: Western support propping up corrupt allies, “the dominoes did not begin to fall after that” (32:56).

7. Mailbag & Freedom-Loving Quote of the Day

(Starts at 40:58)

• Dwight D. Eisenhower: “A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.” (41:33)
• Emails feature:
  • Listeners’ tales of family members at Pearl Harbor.
  • Critiques of “hovering” parents who then turn kids loose with smartphones (leading to addiction/mental health crises).
  • The “nurturing energy” of young women redirected from motherhood to activism.
    • “You’ve got to turn that biological need to nurture... towards something.” — Jack Armstrong (44:41)
  • Anecdote: “We are too poor to buy cheap things.” — A Ukrainian listener, on quality vs. quantity.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “What are you doing, you freaking whackadoodle?”
  — Jack Armstrong, on how to react to a friend’s AI “partner” (08:51)

• “They don’t have a plan of their own. They don’t have a reform that they can all agree on. It’s a mess.”
  — Joe Getty, on Congressional inaction over health insurance (03:35)

• “If I hear ‘K-shaped economy’ one more time, I’m gonna vomit.”
  — Jack Armstrong’s take on economic jargon (12:30)

• “Macaulay Culkin’s talent...is his ability to scream and be funny.”
  — Jack Armstrong, reflecting on “Home Alone” (04:42)

• “Ending the war in Ukraine on Russia’s terms makes it more likely we get pulled into a European war, not less.”
  — Jack Armstrong’s warning about the peace deal (27:46)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Health Insurance & Politics: 03:19
• Family Holiday Prep & “Home Alone”: 04:18
• Spending & Economic Pessimism: 06:06
• Doll Babies & AI Partners: 07:17 – 11:36
• K-Shaped Economy Explained: 12:05
• Ukraine Corruption & Peace Talks: 17:13, 25:56
• Mailbag & Life Lessons: 40:58

Tone & Style

Armstrong & Getty’s tone toggles between wry, sarcastic, and worried. Their banter is full of ironic asides and deadpan delivery, using humor to probe uncomfortable realities—whether it’s America’s contradictory spending habits, the normalization of bizarre AI relationships, or the tragic inertia of geopolitics. Even when veering into serious critiques, the show remains fast-paced and conversational.

Summary

“What Are You Doing You Freaking Whackadoodle?!” delivers Armstrong & Getty’s signature critical—often irreverently comic—take on America’s most pressing political, societal, and technological issues. From holiday spending insanity and unwieldy health insurance to the ever-present specter of global conflict and the uncanny rise of synthetic relationships, this episode is a whirlwind tour through the absurdities and anxieties of 2025, always with a raised eyebrow and a punchline.