Armstrong & Getty On Demand: Episode Summary - "Who Watches Those Hags?"
Release Date: June 20, 2025
Hosted by: Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty
Produced by: iHeartPodcasts
Introduction and Opening Remarks
Timestamp: [03:06]
The episode kicks off with Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center. They set a relaxed yet engaging tone for the show, prepping listeners for a mix of humor, current events, and thought-provoking discussions.
Segment 1: Alcatraz Alligators and Prison Security
Timestamp: [03:29] - [05:01]
Jack introduces an unconventional idea proposed by the show's general manager: the introduction of alligators into prison moats to prevent escapes.
- Jack Armstrong: “A great one. Alcatraz Alligators... there are no bad ideas.”
Joe Getty and Katie Green engage in a humorous debate about the feasibility and effectiveness of this plan, highlighting the creativity behind unconventional security measures.
Segment 2: U.S. Involvement in Middle Eastern Conflicts
Timestamp: [05:07] - [08:43]
The hosts delve into a recent poll revealing that only 16% of Americans support U.S. involvement in assisting Israel against Iran.
- Jack Armstrong: “Should the United States get involved in helping Israel attack Iran? Yeses. 16% 1 6.”
They discuss the implications of the poll's wording, suggesting that clarity could yield different results. The conversation parallels historical U.S. reluctance to engage in prolonged conflicts, drawing comparisons to Britain's 92% opposition to confronting Hitler pre-WWII due to war fatigue.
- Katie Green: “If we are not getting involved in that ever again, sure. Iraq, Afghanistan, hangover.”
Jack and Katie analyze the potential reasons behind America's hesitation, citing the long-term involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan as influencing public sentiment.
Segment 3: Historical Parallels and Modern Foreign Policy
Timestamp: [08:43] - [12:46]
The discussion shifts to historical lessons from World War II, emphasizing the dangers of appeasement and delayed responses to aggression.
- Jack Armstrong: “If you're not getting involved in that ever again, sure. Iraq, Afghanistan, hangover.”
They explore how historical precedents shape current foreign policy decisions, questioning whether the U.S. will repeat past mistakes or take decisive action against emerging threats.
Segment 4: Upcoming Military Actions and Their Implications
Timestamp: [12:46] - [22:04]
Jack and Katie speculate on the U.S. and Israel's potential military strategies concerning Iran, questioning the delay in action and its consequences.
- Jack Armstrong: “Obviously saying two weeks from now, if you're planning to attack today is a great idea.”
They discuss Israel's dwindling missile defenses and the financial strain of continuous missile attacks, highlighting the urgent need for effective countermeasures.
- Katie Green: “They are spending a horrific amount of money every single day too.”
The hosts ponder the strategic decisions behind limited involvement versus full-scale military engagement, contemplating the risks and benefits of each approach.
Segment 5: Dumbest Takes of the Week
Timestamp: [27:50] - [34:24]
Transitioning to lighter content, Jack and Katie introduce their "Dumbest Takes of the Week," highlighting and humorously critiquing absurd news headlines and public statements.
- Katie Green: “Trump is gonna bomb Frodo. What is Frodo doing in Iran?”
The segment features a series of outlandish claims and comments from public figures, providing comic relief and satirical insight into media sensationalism.
Segment 6: Mailbag and Listener Interactions
Timestamp: [34:24] - [42:44]
Listeners' emails and messages are read and responded to, offering personalized interactions and addressing various topics ranging from AI skepticism to political satire.
- Katie Green: “Yesterday, in the third segment of Armstrong and Getty On Demand, Jack asked GPT about the origins of the phrase 'when the ass hits the fan'. GPT spat out a response stating the earliest cited source of the phrase was from the 1939 novel Singing the Blues by Hal Doby. I went to look into said novel and discovered it doesn't exist. Really? Really. Hallucination?”
This segment emphasizes the hosts' interactive relationship with their audience, blending humor with informative content.
Segment 7: Final Thoughts and Closing
Timestamp: [43:32] - [50:43]
As the episode winds down, Jack and Katie reflect on the discussions of the day, reiterating key points about U.S. foreign policy and the importance of informed decision-making.
- Jack Armstrong: “Tomorrow's the longest day of the year and they start getting shorter again. That's it. That's a half glasses, half empty attitude, isn't it?”
They wrap up with promotional segments and teasers for upcoming content, maintaining engagement and anticipation for future episodes.
Notable Quotes
- Jack Armstrong at [05:19]: “Should the United States get involved in helping Israel attack Iran? Yeses. 16% 1 6.”
- Katie Green at [06:24]: “Right. You're in business now with two thieving murderers. Let's add another thieving murderer.”
- Jack Armstrong at [08:43]: “Afghanistan was 20 years, Iraq was nine years. Nothing to show for it.”
- Katie Green at [32:47]: “That needs to be a pejorative term somehow. Daytime TV watchers, people who watch the View or Judge Judy...”
Conclusion
In "Who Watches Those Hags?", Armstrong & Getty navigate through a blend of serious geopolitical discourse and light-hearted banter. The hosts effectively balance in-depth discussions on U.S. foreign policy with humorous takes on current events and listener interactions, providing a well-rounded and engaging listening experience for both regular fans and newcomers alike.
Note: All timestamps refer to the podcast's timeline and are included to highlight where notable discussions and quotes occur within the episode.