Armstrong & Getty On Demand – Episode: "Wipe Our Hineys"
Release Date: June 5, 2025
Host: Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty
Platform: iHeartPodcasts
1. Smuggling of a Deadly Pathogen
Timestamp: [00:27] – [01:23]
The episode opens with a discussion about a security breach involving a Chinese scientist who attempted to smuggle a poisonous fungus into the United States. The scientist and his girlfriend were apprehended after text messages revealed their plan to introduce the deadly pathogen into a laboratory at the University of Michigan.
Notable Quote:
Joe Getty: "That was the man and his girlfriend who claimed he didn't know anything about the fungus. And then she said, 'I didn't ask him to bring it in.' And then they found the text messages, which made it clear that they knew they were doing something they shouldn't do, and they were working together. That's why they have been arrested."
[00:27 – 01:23]
2. Supreme Court Ruling on Workplace Discrimination
Timestamp: [01:45] – [26:59]
A significant portion of the episode delves into a landmark Supreme Court decision that unanimously blocked a lawsuit by the Mexican government aiming to hold U.S. firearms manufacturers accountable for gun violence in Mexico. The hosts express skepticism about the lawsuit's validity, noting it seemed "stupid" and unnecessary for the Supreme Court's intervention.
Further, they discuss another critical ruling where the Supreme Court sided with a straight woman in a job discrimination case. The Court rejected the previous requirement that members of majority groups (e.g., white males) must meet a "heightened standard" to prove discrimination. This decision emphasizes that "discrimination is discrimination," regardless of the victim's demographic.
Notable Quotes:
Jack Armstrong: "This is another loud and unequivocal statement that racial discrimination, bigotry, whatever is bigotry."
[02:42 – 03:02]
Joe Getty: "I think it's a simple principle... you can't fix discrimination with discrimination."
[03:02 – 03:28]
Jack Armstrong: "The standards for proving workplace discrimination under federal civil rights law... does not vary based on whether or not the plaintiff is a member of a majority group."
[24:12 – 25:05]
The hosts commend Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson for her stance, highlighting the unanimous nature of the decision and its alignment with classical liberal principles against all forms of discrimination.
3. Controversial Allegations: Cory Booker vs. Elon Musk
Timestamp: [03:02] – [05:15]
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty engage in a heated debate over recent events where both Senator Cory Booker and Elon Musk were seen performing a gesture interpreted by Armstrong as a "Nazi salute." They critique the media's inconsistent coverage, noting that major outlets reported Musk's gesture extensively while largely ignoring Booker's.
Notable Quotes:
Jack Armstrong: "Cory Booker, who is a Democratic senator... every single one of them wrote stories on Elon Musk's Nazi salute."
[04:10 – 04:41]
Joe Getty: "If you don't think it was a Nazi salute, you are blind."
[04:41 – 05:00]
The conversation underscores perceived biases in media reporting and calls out the double standards in handling similar actions by different political figures.
4. The Genetics of Sleep and Potential Implications
Timestamp: [05:06] – [09:27]
The hosts transition to a scientific discussion about recent discoveries in the genetics of sleep. They explore how certain genetic mutations allow individuals to function optimally with significantly less sleep than the typical eight-hour requirement. Jack Armstrong elaborates on the potential benefits of such mutations, including increased productivity and more leisure time.
Notable Quotes:
Jack Armstrong: "Sleeping gives the body a chance to detox and clear out the junk from your brain... a lot of that stuff happens while you're asleep anyway."
[05:46 – 06:59]
Joe Getty: "If you could genetically edit the embryo for your child, would you not choose?"
[07:29 – 07:43]
They also touch upon the ethical considerations of genetic editing, weighing the advantages against potential unforeseen consequences.
5. Film and Entertainment Discussions
Timestamp: [09:27] – [12:00]
Armstrong and Getty discuss upcoming films, particularly a new "Frankenstein" movie directed by Guillermo del Toro. They speculate on the movie's potential style, contrasting it with traditional adaptations and considering how modern CGI might influence its reception. The conversation also shifts to the theater experience, debating the value of watching certain films on the big screen versus at home.
Notable Quotes:
Jack Armstrong: "If you were to do something completely non-stylized, do a retelling of the Frankenstein story, almost like a documentary, I think that would be incredibly compelling and chilling."
[09:34 – 10:23]
Joe Getty: "If you want to see the Uncrustables, you want to see it in the theater, on the big screen. There's just something more impactful about it."
[11:47 – 11:54]
6. Mock 'Man on the Street' from the 1500s
Timestamp: [19:03] – [21:33]
In a humorous segment, the hosts present a fabricated "Man on the Street" interview set in the 1500s. The interactions parody modern interview questions, highlighting the absurdity and anachronisms of applying contemporary queries to historical contexts.
Notable Quotes:
Unnamed Speaker (as a 1500s citizen): "What's life like for you right now?"
Joe Getty: "Woke up, stepped in dung, got taxed."
[20:22 – 20:28]
Unnamed Speaker: "The biggest challenge for a noble woman these days? Three hours to get dressed and still no pockets."
[21:10 – 21:16]
The segment serves as comedic relief while subtly critiquing societal norms across different eras.
7. Trump's Immigration Policies and Supreme Court Expectations
Timestamp: [32:11] – [37:29]
The hosts return to political discourse, focusing on former President Donald Trump's recent immigration policy announcements. They analyze the ban on immigrants from several countries, questioning its consistency and underlying motives, especially in the aftermath of violent incidents attributed to illegal immigrants.
Notable Quotes:
Joe Getty: "I guarantee you this is at least 70-80% of people saying 'fine with me.' [...] a majority of people say fine with me. I have no problem."
[36:28 – 36:47]
Jack Armstrong: "It's like another Muslim travel ban to me, including such Muslim hot spots as Haiti and Myanmar."
[36:18 – 36:28]
Additionally, the discussion touches upon the Supreme Court's potential response to Trump's immigration stance, referencing past precedents like the Muslim ban and anticipating similar outcomes.
Conclusion
Throughout the episode, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty navigate a wide array of topics, blending political commentary, scientific insights, and humor. They maintain a critical stance on media biases, Supreme Court decisions, and immigration policies, all while engaging listeners with relatable anecdotes and sharp wit. The episode underscores the hosts' commitment to addressing contemporary issues with both depth and levity.
Notable Overall Quotes:
Jack Armstrong: "The perspective we're trying to give will not be repeated in the Bigfoot media. And that is a shame because it's so important."
[25:31 – 25:39]
Joe Getty: "It's all the shade on David Muir."
[33:48 – 33:51]
Jack Armstrong: "There's nothing to see here, revelation that other presidents have used the autopilot. When you're wandering around with your mouth agape and you don't know where you are and you're using the autopilot lot, people wonder, okay, so Joe Biden actually sent a statement to Politico yesterday..."
[16:52 – 17:59]
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