Co-host 1 (2:26)

One more thing.

Host (2:31)

My kids had some donuts the other day. We're at my parents house and my mom for whatever reason had bought a couple packages of the little Hostess donut product that is spelled donut.

Co-host 2 (2:41)

Is that the chocolate covered thing?

Host (2:43)

Well, there's, there's the chocolate covered, there's the powdered sugar. I think there's another one.

Co-host 1 (2:47)

But cinnamon?

Host (2:48)

Oh, is there? I've never had those.

Co-host 1 (2:50)

A lesser known cinnamon, yeah, but the

Host (2:53)

powdered sugar and the chocolate ones are classics and they don't taste like any other donut you've ever had in your life. Yet they are delicious.

Co-host 1 (2:59)

They have a shelf life of 1500 years. Go figure.

Host (3:04)

Anyway, I feel like I could eat

Co-host 2 (3:06)

like 25 of those things.

Host (3:07)

Could you eat 257? Because that's the current world record. No, I got on this topic looking it up because. No, she says, because my son or my son, my brother who lives in Wichita, Kansas, said Joey Chestnut is going to be here this weekend in a cinnamon roll eating contest. I said, okay, you know, tell him hi for me. We've had Joey Chestnut on before. Joey Chestnut is the world's greatest eater currently. You know, he ended up probably the

Co-host 1 (3:38)

greatest that will ever be.

Host (3:39)

Probably.

Co-host 2 (3:40)

He.

Host (3:41)

He became famous after that Kobayashi kid ate all those hot dogs. And Joy Chestnut came along and broke the record. Joy Chestnut. Joy chestnut currently has 55 different world records and eating in the MLE the major league eating category. And I'll just give you some of them hot dogs and buns, which is what he's most famous for. 76 and 10 minutes. I already knew that, and I'm still amazed.

Co-host 1 (4:10)

It's unthinkable, it's incomprehensible.

Host (4:13)

As I've said many times, very few people could eat that many in a week. You'd have to eat 10 hot dogs a day, every day for a week. Who could do that? 76. Anyway, other ones. Chicken wings, 220 in 12 minutes. Baloney slices in eight minutes. He ate just short of £16.

Co-host 1 (4:33)

Oh, no.

Co-host 2 (4:35)

Oh, that just made me.

Co-host 1 (4:39)

I'm sorry. I don't want to be childish or anything, but everybody has the same question.

Host (4:44)

No, I don't think we do. I think only you do because your

Co-host 1 (4:47)

child is poo's like.

Co-host 2 (4:49)

And for how long can I say that? Didn't cross my mind, oddly.

Co-host 1 (4:53)

Joe, 16 pounds of baloney and you're not curious what it does to your intestinal system?

Co-host 2 (5:00)

I curious about the system, not necessarily the output.

Host (5:03)

I mostly think I don't.

Co-host 1 (5:05)

You're not a scientist like me.

Host (5:07)

And we. We've asked him about this and talked to him about this, but I still don't understand how your stomach can deal with it. I mean, your stomach's only so big how. How somebody hasn't died with just like it ripping open or something.

Co-host 1 (5:22)

Yeah, I remember in the early days of competitive eating on, you know, a grand scale, that was our question. How do you not hemorrhage or unswallow everything?

Host (5:30)

Yeah, throw up.

Co-host 1 (5:31)

Right.

Host (5:32)

St. Elmo's cocktail Shrimp. I don't know that particular brand But I imagine it's like other cocktail shrimp. 21 pounds in eight minutes. How can you have 21 pounds of anything in your stomach?

Co-host 1 (5:43)

Yeah, it almost doesn't matter what the food was. Yeah.

Co-host 2 (5:46)

Katie, do we know if he has any health complications from doing this to his body?

Host (5:49)

We don't know. He hasn't, last I heard. What's guiza? G Y O Z A?

Co-host 2 (5:54)

Pot stickers.

Co-host 1 (5:55)

Oh, gyoza.

Host (5:56)

Yeah, 384 of those he ate in 10 minutes. Hard boiled eggs.

Co-host 1 (6:02)

I've gotten after Giosa, Katie.

Co-host 2 (6:04)

Yeah, same here.

Co-host 1 (6:05)

I've never passed 200.

Host (6:06)

Mm. If you're a fan of Cool Hand Luke, a movie from the early 60s with Paul Newman, ain't no man could eat 50 eggs. Well, some man can eat 141 eggs. 141 hard boiled eggs in eight minutes.

Co-host 2 (6:24)

Oh, no, that's. See that. Now my mind is going to where Joe went because that. That's awful.

Co-host 1 (6:32)

See, I'm. I was just ahead of my time, I would think. They called me at first. They laughed at me, then they called me an a hole. I can't remember how that goes.

Host (6:40)

I would think you'd literally have to be hospitalized for a couple of days.

Co-host 2 (6:44)

Yeah, yeah.

Host (6:47)

Like on IVs and enemas.

Co-host 1 (6:49)

And he probably smelled like eggs for days. And his breath. You probably just have to put a hose down his throat and turn it on full to try to wash him out.

Host (6:58)

I'm sure that's what they do. Cherry pie. 17 and a half pounds and eight slacks.

Co-host 1 (7:05)

Cleaning a gutter.

Co-host 2 (7:06)

Oh, God.

Host (7:07)

Jalapeno poppers. He ate 118. I don't know how big.

Co-host 1 (7:11)

Come on, come on. My question looms larger and larger.

Host (7:17)

He had to be screaming for a week.

Co-host 1 (7:23)

Oh, it burn.

Co-host 2 (7:25)

Oh, my God.

Host (7:27)

Yeah. Some stuff that we actually know, like the size of and we can picture eating because I haven't eaten.

Co-host 1 (7:33)

Going to give birth. We're going to make her life too

Co-host 2 (7:34)

hard to go into labor with this. Which, speaking of screaming.

Host (7:40)

And your kid would be significantly smaller than the amount of cherry pie that Joey chestnut once ate. 17 and a half pounds in eight minutes.

Co-host 2 (7:48)

Oh, my. Okay.

Co-host 1 (7:51)

He's a freaking nature.

Co-host 2 (7:52)

Yeah. I refuse to believe that there's no medical aftermath to this. Our bodies aren't supposed to do that.

Host (8:00)

No, I don't.

Co-host 1 (8:01)

To me, he's just like a Cirque du Soleil performer. Most of us could, you know, work our whole lives and not bend ourselves into knots like they do, but he's got whatever gene subvariant that allows your stomach to stretch, you know, infinitely.

Host (8:16)

Just a couple of more and we'll end this nonsense because it's stuff I've heard of or have eaten. Twinkies ate 121 Twinkies in six minutes. That might be the most disgusting one, because Twinkies that. That filling.

Co-host 1 (8:29)

Well, and what, how, what does that much sugar do to your insulin levels and. And your blood sugar?

Co-host 2 (8:36)

Yeah.

Co-host 1 (8:38)

I tell you what, if I, like, have a little too much of something sweet, I immediately feel it. I feel miserable.

Host (8:43)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Co-host 1 (8:45)

But I'm no Joey Chestnut.

Host (8:46)

And that's like if you have two donuts.

Co-host 1 (8:49)

Yeah.

Host (8:50)

Funnel cake, six pounds in 10 minutes. Tacos 53 in 10 minutes. Here's the one. Hostess Donuts. Those cute little donuts.

Co-host 1 (8:58)

Yeah.

Host (9:01)

257 in six minutes.

Co-host 2 (9:05)

This is all just a vomit fest in my head.

Host (9:07)

Yeah, those are delicious.

Co-host 2 (9:09)

The only one that didn't. The only one I feel like I might be able to take them on with is the. The pot stickers. Just. I can eat those for days.

Co-host 1 (9:18)

Give them a run. Did you just say donuts are delicious?

Host (9:21)

I think they are.

Co-host 2 (9:23)

No, they're not.

Co-host 1 (9:24)

What.

Co-host 2 (9:25)

They're. What even are they? They're space food. They're.

Co-host 1 (9:28)

They're dust squeezed together with a coating of fake chocolate. They're. They're horrible. Horrible.

Host (9:37)

I like them, kid.

Co-host 1 (9:39)

I could have eaten an astounding number of Hostess fruit pies. Now that's a delicious snack right there. Although we usually got the generic ones because we couldn't really afford the Hostess ones if we ever had them.

Host (9:50)

We got like the Food Mart brand also.

Co-host 1 (9:52)

Yeah. No, not nearly as high quality.

Host (9:55)

No. Anyway, there you go. Get out there and, you know, aim big, dream big. Don't let anybody tell you you can't. You heard some of these numbers, huh?

Co-host 1 (10:06)

Joey Chestnut is America. America is Joey Chestnut.

Host (10:11)

Go up there and eat 142 boiled hard boiled egg.

Co-host 1 (10:21)

Well, I guess that's it.

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