Podcast Title: Armstrong & Getty On Demand
Episode: You Deserve To Be Struck By Lightning
Release Date: August 7, 2025
Hosts: Jack Armstrong and Michael
Description: The official, On-Demand podcast of The Armstrong & Getty Show! Accept no substitutes!
Detailed Episode Summary
In the August 7, 2025 episode of "Armstrong & Getty On Demand," hosts Jack Armstrong and Michael navigate a spectrum of current events, blending sharp commentary with their signature humor. The episode covers a range of topics from historical discoveries to contemporary political and social issues, providing listeners with both information and entertainment.
1. Unexploded WWII Bomb in Dresden, Germany
Timestamp: [01:15]
The episode opens with alarming news from Dresden, Germany, where authorities have discovered a 550-pound British-made unexploded World War II bomb near a bridge. This finding led to the evacuation of approximately 17,000 residents to ensure public safety.
- Jack Armstrong: "The discovery of an unexploded World War II bomb forcing evacuation in Dresden, Germany."
Michael emphasizes the ongoing dangers posed by remnants of past conflicts, noting, "They’re still finding World War II bombs in Europe and every once in a while a World War I bomb."
2. Democrats Evading Redistricting in Texas
Timestamp: [02:23]
The hosts discuss a significant political maneuver where Democratic state lawmakers from Texas have reportedly left the state to block redistricting efforts. Senator John Cornyn of Texas has announced that the FBI will assist in locating and returning these lawmakers to facilitate redistricting.
- Jack Armstrong: "That'll be something. Hunt them down like dogs in some weird dog hunt for some reason."
Michael raises concerns about the practicality and ethics of such actions, questioning whether the FBI will extend its reach into personal spaces like hotel rooms to enforce this.
The conversation transitions into a critique of performative politics, highlighting the reliance on small online donations and the potential impact of Apple’s new feature to screen political ads.
- Jack Armstrong: "It's all performative... raising money in small donations online via email, the Internet, in short, texts, et cetera."
3. New York’s E-Bike and E-Scooter Speed Limit
Timestamp: [03:23]
Jack and Michael delve into urban transportation issues, specifically New York City's new policy imposing a 15 mph speed limit on e-bikes and e-scooters. Mayor Eric Adams announced this measure in response to safety concerns amidst the increasing popularity of electric transportation.
- Michael: "15. Boy, my son is not going to dig that if that comes to our town."
They discuss the challenges of enforcing this speed limit, noting the lack of speedometers and vehicle registrations for these devices, which complicates regulatory efforts.
- Jack Armstrong: "Bikes don't have speedometers. They don't have any sort of vehicle registration."
4. Weight Loss Drug Zepbound
Timestamp: [07:38]
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing Zepbound, a new weight loss medication developed by Eli Lilly. Initially, the drug was expected to help users lose 13-15% of their body weight over a year and a half. However, recent results indicate an average weight loss of about 12%, leading to a minor drop in the company’s stock.
- Jack Armstrong: "If you're say a 200 pounder as I am, roughly, you're gonna lose 25 pounds."
They address the drug’s side effects, with approximately 10% of users discontinuing due to issues like nausea, constipation, and other gastrointestinal problems.
- Jack Armstrong: "Explosive uncontrollable bowel movements, spontaneous combustion. Oh, there it is."
Michael remains optimistic about the drug's efficacy despite the side effects.
- Michael: "That's not very much. So most people study, so most people it works for. And if you're gonna lose... Yeah, you lose 10, 15, 20 pounds. That's huge."
5. Impact of Ultra Processed Foods
Timestamp: [08:02]
The conversation shifts to the dietary habits of Americans, focusing on ultra processed foods. These foods, characterized by ingredients not typically found in home kitchens, make up over 50% of American calorie intake, though there's been a slight decline.
- Jack Armstrong: "Ultra processed foods linked to a variety of health issues including obesity, type 2 diabetes, cancer, cardiovascular disease and depression."
They discuss the health risks associated with these foods and note a borderline positive trend in reduced consumption among children and teens.
- Michael: "Wow. Going on 2/3 thought I was doing a bad job."
6. NFL’s Ban on Smelling Salts
Timestamp: [10:01]
Armstrong and Michael explore the NFL’s recent decision to ban the use of smelling salts—pungent ammonia packets used to revive players after hard hits. This decision has sparked controversy among players and fans.
- Michael: "He crashed the NFL Network's broadcast... he even said he's not practicing anymore."
Jack and Michael discuss the implications of this ban, considering its effects on player safety and the union's reaction. They critique the continued use of smelling salts in practices and their role in masking serious neurological symptoms.
- Jack Armstrong: "Smelling salts... doesn't do you any good at all. There is no positive."
7. Violence and Racial Bias in Cincinnati
Timestamp: [23:00 - 31:08]
A more serious segment addresses a violent incident in Cincinnati, where a woman named Holly was brutally beaten by a crowd. The hosts discuss the racial implications and media coverage—or lack thereof—of such events.
- Michael: "If this were the reverse, it would be the only story in the country."
Holly’s testimony underscores the need for systemic accountability and stricter sentencing, as both hosts express frustration over perceived biases in law enforcement and media reporting.
- Holly [Transcript]: "These heinous crimes have to stop. I never want this to happen to anyone else, especially a mother, a daughter..."
Jack criticizes progressive policies, suggesting they undermine societal foundations and contribute to the perpetuation of such violence.
- Jack Armstrong: "A man can become a woman just by wishing it. That's bizarre."
8. Historic First Female MLB Umpire
Timestamp: [35:26 - 42:17]
The episode highlights a landmark moment in sports with Jen Powell becoming the first female umpire in Major League Baseball. The hosts discuss the mixed reactions, including sexist jokes and harmful stereotypes, while advocating for greater inclusion and competence over outdated gender biases.
- Michael: "The number one comment I find disgusting... so then will she make the sandwiches before the game or that sort of thing."
Jack and Michael scrutinize the sexist remarks made online, emphasizing the need to acknowledge the impact of such comments on women in sports.
- Jack Armstrong: "She's an absolutely outstanding umpire... but I don't judge my umpires on how they look anyway."
9. Trump’s New Tariffs and Economic Impact
Timestamp: [16:05 - 20:07]
The hosts examine the implementation of new tariffs by former President Trump on nearly every U.S. trading partner. Experts predict that these tariffs could lead to higher prices for American households, estimated at an additional $2,400 annually.
- Jack Armstrong: "We want to bring back the high precision manufacturing jobs... we want to get rid of these big deficits."
They debate the long-term efficacy of these tariffs in rebalancing trade and supporting American manufacturing, questioning whether such measures are sustainable or effective in the current geopolitical climate.
- Michael: "If you're going to lose... That's a hell of a flyer if you're GM or Apple..."
Jack remains skeptical about the practicality of significantly reducing trade deficits through tariffs, citing the substantial financial impact on major corporations and the potential for policy reversal by future administrations.
- Jack Armstrong: "I just don't think it's realistic."
10. Closing Anecdotes and Upcoming Topics
Timestamp: [22:10 - 43:21]
As the episode draws to a close, Armstrong and Michael share lighter, relatable anecdotes, such as a humorous office scenario involving repetitive coffee slurping sounds. They also hint at upcoming topics, including a recent shooting at a military base, the first female umpire in MLB, and further discussions on societal and political issues.
- Michael: "First, an update on a text I got from a friend who said... she's drinking coffee by slurping a sip, clicking her tongue, saying ah on repeat."
They wrap up by reiterating their commitment to tackling both serious and humorous topics, ensuring listeners remain engaged and informed.
Notable Quotes
- Jack Armstrong: "These heinous crimes have to stop."
- Michael: "You deserve to be struck by lightning or something." [03:37]
- Jack Armstrong: "If you're say a 200 pounder as I am, roughly, you're gonna lose 25 pounds." [07:38]
- Holly: "I never want this to happen to anyone else, especially a mother, a daughter..." [25:01]
- Michael: "The number one comment I find disgusting... so then will she make the sandwiches before the game or that sort of thing." [36:10]
Conclusion
This episode of "Armstrong & Getty On Demand" offers a comprehensive exploration of various contemporary issues, from historical discoveries and political strategies to health trends and milestones in sports. Hosts Jack Armstrong and Michael effectively balance serious discourse with humor, providing listeners with a nuanced understanding of each topic. Whether addressing the lingering effects of past wars, the complexities of modern politics, or groundbreaking moments in sports, the episode remains both informative and engaging for a diverse audience.