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Jack Armstrong
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Jack Armstrong
Pain, but you'll be glad when we're done. It's one more thing. Armstrong and Getty One more thing. Gotta clean out the sound fridge.
Michael
Oh, we haven't done that in a while.
Jack Armstrong
I should have warned metal guy to crank up his digital amp.
Michael
I, I, I opened my real fridge last night. Noticed in the back corner. How long ago did I make that spaghetti? How long has that been sitting in there? It's quite some time.
Joe Getty
Yum.
Jack Armstrong
Is science ever studied the genetic component of being afraid to eat leftovers? My daughter is living with us for the summer while she does her internship or law school. Internship. And, And I was reminded that she's extremely cautious.
Michael
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
About leftover. She is the polar opposite of you.
Michael
Yeah, it's a genetic thing. Apparently you're just built that you're not. Because I got one kid that's super worried about that. And his and his mom always was. Also, just like every time you use anything, you smell it first, check the date. I never think about it. Ever. I'm on the extreme other end, you know? But yeah, just always little and just the slightest chance. No, I'm not eating that. Like, what do you mean? It's Best Buy was yesterday. And that's not like the deadline. It's just claiming. And it was in the fridge. It's fine. Yeah, I don't know.
Joe Getty
Cleaning out the fridge used to be Drew's job. And then he just started throwing away stuff. Oh, it's gonna, it's going bad tomorrow. You don't understand.
Michael
Well, there's a difference between, you know, use by and Best Buy and yeah, sure, sure.
Jack Armstrong
Waste. But if you, like, had had a nice shrimp dish two nights ago, you left the fridge. Right. Overnight. It's hot last night. What's the worst thing that did happen? Well, Jack almost died a couple of times, right?
Michael
Yeah, I've made mistakes. That's what I like about the frunk in the Teslas is you can put food in there and it keeps the smell from getting into your car in any way.
Joe Getty
I'm sorry, what did you call it?
Michael
It's called the frunk. Like a trunk, but it's in front of they call a frunk. And because there's no motor up there, they have a special compartment that is not connected to the vehicle in any way. So you can put food, like on the way home from the restaurant or whatever. That's not going to smell up your car. But I have forgotten about it a few times, which is gross. But also the smell doesn't. It makes your frunk funky. You got a funky frunk, but the smell does not get into your vehicle.
Jack Armstrong
We love the frunk.
Michael
Worst one.
Jack Armstrong
Frunk.
Michael
Worst one I ever did in my regular truck. F150 from years ago. I left a gallon of milk from the grocery store, full gallon in the car on a day when it hit 110 clear until the next day, it exploded and went everywhere, completely soaking the carpet in the vehicle and sat in 110 degree heat. That car smelled like dead bodies. That truck, for so long. I mean, I would, for, for days I would just soak it in like various carpet cleaner, 409 disinfectant, stuff like that. And I eventually got rid of the smell, but it took a long time.
Joe Getty
Oh, I would just eventually get rid of the car.
Jack Armstrong
Well, I just, I thought, I can't sell the car.
Michael
I want to lose, you know, thousands of dollars because I left milk in the car overnight on 110 degree day.
Jack Armstrong
But eventually you got to drive into one of those anti ice protests and say, hey, hey, I tell you what, I'm down with Trump. I like Trump. Anything you, you want to do to my vehicle. And he set it on fire. Maybe here's some gasoline if you, if you're short.
Michael
I didn't know. All right, so did you know a gallon of milk would explode if it sat in the heats for so long? I didn't know that, but it did.
Jack Armstrong
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Jack Armstrong
So let's clean out the sound fridge. Michael, you got a joke or two we didn't use on the show? Finally, the makers of lay's potato chips have announced bacon grilled cheese is the winner of their do us a flavor contest. Same said those psychos over at Oreo. Bacon and grilled cheese Oreos. Is that the point of that?
Michael
All the flavors in everything? Well, not everything, but all that kind of stuff is completely made up. It's all completely.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, Bobby Kennedy Jr. Is going to force him to label, you know, your 37 kinds of Doritos. Although Doritos has cut down the number of flavors. But anyway, chemicals that taste like, yeah, bacon grilled cheese. You got to have that on the label. All right. Is the next one funny at all, Michael? I thought. I think so. All right. Pigeon Fest took place over the weekend in Manhattan and included a pigeon pageant in which New Yorkers dressed as the bird and performed musical numbers and dramatic monologues. Very cute and everything, but I'm still pretty mad about what they did to my car. Because that's when you know they're not real pigeons. No matter how good the costume was, that's when you know something's. There was a person you.
Michael
I did a little research on this one. Over the weekend, New Yorkers with a passion for pigeons came out in droves, out of said flocks, for the first edge in ever Pigeon Fest. The goal was to crown the greatest New York pigeon of them all. In a city where there are an estimated 9 million pigeons. In New York, 9 million pigeons.
Jack Armstrong
Winged rats.
Michael
The festival included games, merch, and even a contest called the Pigeon Impersonation Pageant, which is what Seth was talking about there. Seven pigeon enthusiasts competed for the title Top Pigeon New York City. And this woman named Marion from Britain, who is an artist, of course, she.
Jack Armstrong
Is one taking our pigeon impersonating jobs.
Michael
Foreigners won first place, so good for her. She said, I had no idea who I was competing against. My visibility vision and my hearing were limited in the custom.
Jack Armstrong
Well, that helped keep her focused, probably.
Michael
Exactly.
Jack Armstrong
Hey, you know what? We know this. In the game of golf, sweetheart, you can't control anybody else's game. You got to control your own. All you can do is be the best faux pigeon you can be. All right, next joke, Michael. We head to Japan, where four men have been arrested on charges of using curry spices as a weapon in a robbery attempt. The assailants attacked a Man. By smearing powdered cooking spices of the.
Michael
Sort used in curry on the man's.
Jack Armstrong
Face and into his eyes in an attempt to blind and incapacitate him. The victim is recovering after treating his wounds with garlic naan and a little mango chutney. Authorities say he is stable and delicious.
Michael
I hate the flavor of curry for some reason. Oh, really? I just don't like it. Oh, I wish I did, because a lot of people seem to, but I just do not like that. Yeah, me neither.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, too much is too much, but in the right. Right to ratio some.
Joe Getty
Oh, yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Katie, would you like to explain clip number 11 to us? It. Does it need any explanation?
Joe Getty
I guess a little bit, yeah. So there's a viral version of My Heart Will Go on by Celine Dion, and it's played on a recorder in just the most horrible fashion.
Jack Armstrong
And it's.
Joe Getty
It's being used under a lot of video, so. It was used under Alex Padilla. Padilla, however the hell you say it.
Jack Armstrong
This is the big old California senator nobody knows who staged a publicity stunt running at Kristi Noem, then got rattled to the ground and blubbered about it to the media. Ah, it's all coming together.
Michael
I was forced to the ground.
Joe Getty
First.
Jack Armstrong
On my knees.
Michael
And then flat on my chest. And as I was handcuffed and marched down a hallway, repeatedly asking, why am I being detained? That's pretty funny.
Jack Armstrong
So it's the only complaint about that is that it's not longer.
Michael
If you're gonna try to mock something that you think is moving, mockably serious, you use that.
Joe Getty
You use that music bed.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, that's funny.
Michael
The recorder, can anybody play it? Well? Has anybody ever played it? Well, I think everybody I've ever heard it sounded roughly like that.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, it's easy to get started on. So you get a lot of people who are not really musicians yet who horrible on that. Famously. That's two recorders in the introduction to Stairway to Heaven.
Michael
Is it really?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. I know that live they use the mellow Tron, a ball key instrument of the 70s, but. Yeah, those are two recorders by John Paul Jones.
Michael
But not fourth graders. Yeah, that's the key. You don't have a fourth grader who's never played an instrument before, right?
Jack Armstrong
No. Right. Oh, Katie, that was so funny. You know, I was reminded of during the radio show, we were talking about some California topic, and we're having a good guffaw about the bullet train and Gavin Newsom.
Michael
That's because Trump has yanked the funding.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah, that's what led us into the discussion. And it struck me that good, solid, aggressive criticism is absolutely important in a tool, but when you're to the point that you're just laughing at Gavin and the idiot bullet train, that means something. And. And how do you counter argue against that? If you're one of the scumbags stealing taxpayer money to distribute it to your cronies or to falsely pump up the economy or whatever, you're just being laughed at. Now, Alex Padilla the same. Padilla the same way. Oh, yeah, right. It was one of the most traumatic experiences of your life that you staged this look at me getting arrested thing. And now you got handcuffed for about three and a half seconds and you can barely contain your tears.
Michael
Please, to the ground.
Jack Armstrong
First on my knees.
Michael
And then flat on my chest.
Joe Getty
Oh, no.
Michael
That'S the note. And it's handcuffed and marched down a hallway repeatedly asking, why am I being detained? It's that low note probably where you take the pinky off the hole or put it on the hole. I don't remember.
Jack Armstrong
Right, right. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's beautiful.
Joe Getty
That is the Internet that I signed up for.
Michael
Yeah, no kidding.
Joe Getty
Every day.
Michael
Well, I guess that's it.
Jack Armstrong
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Armstrong & Getty On Demand: "You'll Be Glad When We're Done!" Summary
Released on June 19, 2025 by iHeartPodcasts
In the episode titled "You'll Be Glad When We're Done!", hosts Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty delve into a series of lighthearted and relatable topics, blending personal anecdotes with humorous takes on current events. The conversation is lively, engaging, and peppered with witty remarks that highlight the hosts' chemistry and comedic timing.
[02:36 - 05:12]
The episode kicks off with Jack Armstrong introducing the concept of the "sound fridge," a humorous metaphor for the often-overlooked task of cleaning out one's refrigerator. The hosts share personal stories about forgotten leftovers and the ensuing struggles.
Jack Armstrong: "Is science ever studied the genetic component of being afraid to eat leftovers?"
Timestamp: [03:09]
Michael: "I've made mistakes. That's what I like about the frunk in the Teslas is you can put food in there and it keeps the smell from getting into your car in any way."
Timestamp: [04:35]
The discussion touches on the practicality of Tesla's "frunk" (front trunk) in preventing unwanted odors from permeating the vehicle, leading to a broader conversation about the challenges of maintaining cleanliness in personal spaces.
[05:12 - 07:02]
Jack recounts a particularly egregious incident involving leaving a gallon of milk in an F150 truck on a scorching day, leading to an explosion and a lingering unpleasant odor.
Jack humorously laments the difficulty of reselling the car afterward, juxtaposing the inconvenience with exaggerated imagery of apocalyptic scenarios.
[10:57 - 12:48]
The hosts transition to discussing the recent Pigeon Fest held in Manhattan, highlighting the city's quirky cultural events. They describe the pigeon pageant where participants donned bird costumes and performed creative acts.
Joe Getty: "The festival included games, merch, and even a contest called the Pigeon Impersonation Pageant."
Timestamp: [11:54]
Jack Armstrong: "Is one taking our pigeon impersonating jobs."
Timestamp: [12:30]
Their banter underscores the humorous side of urban festivities, with Jack poking fun at the idea of humans mimicking pigeons, a nod to the city's notorious pigeon population.
[12:48 - 15:16]
Shifting gears, the conversation moves to an unusual criminal incident in Japan where four men were arrested for using curry spices to blind a victim during a robbery attempt.
Joe Getty: "The assailants attacked a man by smearing powdered cooking spices of the sort used in curry on the man's face and into his eyes."
Timestamp: [12:34]
Michael: "I hate the flavor of curry for some reason."
Timestamp: [13:32]
The hosts find humor in the absurdity of the crime, debating the practicality and sensory implications of using spices as weapons, while also expressing personal aversions to curry flavors.
[15:03 - 17:38]
Jack introduces a viral clip featuring a notoriously bad recorder performance of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," which is used as a comedic backdrop for a satirical video involving California Senator Alex Padilla.
Joe Getty: "It's being used under a lot of video, so it's used under Alex Padilla."
Timestamp: [14:13]
Jack Armstrong: "The only complaint about that is that it's not longer."
Timestamp: [14:55]
The segment lampoons the perceived theatrics of Padilla's actions, with the hosts mocking the exaggerated emotional display captured in the video, all set against the off-putting recorder rendition.
[16:05 - 17:42]
The hosts segue into a critique of political figures, particularly focusing on Governor Gavin Newsom and Senator Alex Padilla. They discuss funding cuts initiated by Trump and the ensuing public perception.
Jack Armstrong: "Good, solid, aggressive criticism is absolutely important... If you're one of the scumbags stealing taxpayer money to distribute it to your cronies, you're just being laughed at."
Timestamp: [16:07]
Michael: "I was forced to the ground."
Timestamp: [16:55]
Jack emphasizes the importance of maintaining credibility and respect, suggesting that mockery undermines serious discourse. The conversation reflects a broader skepticism towards political maneuvers and public personas.
[06:08 - 07:02 & 17:49 - 21:33]
Throughout the episode, intermittent promotions for Public.com appear, juxtaposed with the hosts' discussions. These ads are woven into the conversation but are typically skipped in content summaries. However, the mention serves as a reminder of evolving investment platforms and technological advancements in personal finance.
"You'll Be Glad When We're Done!" offers listeners a blend of everyday anecdotes, humorous takes on odd news stories, and sharp critiques of political figures. Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty, along with guest Michael, create a dynamic and entertaining dialogue that balances relatability with insightful commentary. The episode's structure, interspersed with timely ads and personal stories, ensures a comprehensive and engaging listening experience for both regular fans and newcomers alike.
Notable Quotes:
Jack Armstrong: "Is science ever studied the genetic component of being afraid to eat leftovers?"
[03:09]
Michael: "I left a gallon of milk... it exploded and went everywhere."
[05:15]
Joe Getty: "The assailants attacked a man by smearing powdered cooking spices of the sort used in curry on the man's face."
[12:34]
Jack Armstrong: "Good, solid, aggressive criticism is absolutely important... you're just being laughed at."
[16:07]
This episode of Armstrong & Getty On Demand masterfully combines humor with insightful discussions, making it a memorable listen. Whether reminiscing about the trials of household chores or dissecting the quirks of political antics, Armstrong and Getty deliver content that is both entertaining and thought-provoking.