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Jack Armstrong
Armstrong and Getty. And now here's Armstrong and get it. It's Friday live from Studio C. Senor, didn't we let room deeper than the fouls of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound? I don't think anybody can rush our security here. And today we are toiling under the
Joe Getty
title of one title very Fridayish. One definitely not. Here are your choices. Inflation is a tax. So my jihad to help people understand that for the rest of my life, if God allows me another day on this earth, I will spend it preaching that inflation is a tax. Second choice. The science is settled. We're too stupid to govern ourselves. Which is actually somewhat related to the first headline.
Jack Armstrong
The data is in.
Joe Getty
There can't be any doubt. We're too stupid to govern ourselves.
Jack Armstrong
So I was noticing from bouncing around the various news channels and everything today because there's new video out on the assassination attempt. That topic is very hot. I don't know why it took all week long to get the what what I was complaining about all week. Everybody in the world has got a 4K video recorder in their hand. How is the video from the shooting look like something from 1962. Like in the middle of the night. Like it's the Ed Sullivan show or something. Right?
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
And Finally a color 4K very clear video came out of that dude running through it. It, you know, clear. It looks worse than it did and it looked bad before the way that guy just blows through there and and they now and it took. This is worth remembering. Everything you hear in the first 24 hours is usually wrong. Sometimes in days. Usually it took a full week to figure out that that Secret Service guy got struck by the dude with the shotgun running through it took him full week to come up with that and
Joe Getty
really nail it down with a bullet from him.
Jack Armstrong
Well a ball from his. So this is this the conspiracies are going to start because I was listening to one of the dudes on Fox talk about this. So I have that very same Shotgun. It's a Mossberg 12 gauge. Same shotgun that guy ran through with and he was firing buckshot, which if you don't know what that is, it's a shotgun shell full of these lead balls. They're pretty decent size. There aren't that many in there. I mean, it's. But they're saying he got hit with a ball of buckshot. And gun people are saying how at that range did only one of the balls hit him? Because the pattern would be so small at that range. It just seems weird. So that's, you know, that starts people down the road of that doesn't make sense. So whatever. Anyway, yeah, that's, that's that whole topic because that does seem strange. But I don't, you know, I don't know anything about this other than listening. The security people all say it's a win, you know, we did our job. Yeah. What if the guy hadn't fallen down?
Joe Getty
What does it look like then as I, Jack and I were chatting about this off the air and I said,
Jack Armstrong
I'm not calling that a win.
Joe Getty
If I'm an NFL defensive coordinator, I'm. I got to get my DB on the sideline.
Jack Armstrong
I'm screaming at him.
Joe Getty
The only reason they don't have six points is because that guy fell. You didn't do your job or you
Jack Armstrong
were late to it or whatever.
Joe Getty
Again, I don't know you what that last sentence ought to be, but what does it look like if he doesn't fall down?
Jack Armstrong
I also haven't heard anybody say, and I don't know if it's because people don't ever want to admit mistakes or anything like that, but there's got to be.
Joe Getty
Especially in government. Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, especially in government. I haven't heard anybody say, so from now on, we're going to blank have you to stop that from no being an option. I haven't heard anybody say that. Seems like that's necessary.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I was just, I was shocked. The audio is just, okay, it's some Fox comedian, Jimmy Fela or whatever his name is. But he was wisecracking with his buddy as they were coming into the event that, oh my God, this security is a joke. They got two random girls holding the door open. They're not secret Service. I think they work at the hotel and just there.
Jack Armstrong
Wow.
Joe Getty
This is unbelievable. And sure enough, although again, nobody was killed, thank God. But was it cuz the receiver fell down or that the defense was doing their jobs?
Jack Armstrong
Unclear.
Joe Getty
In the wake of Butler, Pennsylvania. I don't think anybody Gets the benefit of any doubt.
Jack Armstrong
Well, that's a good point. That's a good point. That's a heck of a thing.
Joe Getty
Here's a heck of a thing. This is Katie's last day before maternity leave. Oh.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, right.
Joe Getty
Oh, no, I got this one for you. Katie, you're gonna be in labor. But we're in pain.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, God. All right, very good.
Joe Getty
Wow. I will miss you. I mean, I'm super crazy happy for you, but I won't miss you.
Katie Green
Yeah, I'm excited, but I'm also. I'm gonna miss the show. So.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I'll pop in.
Katie Green
My dad goes, hey, should we record something for the show? I was like, get out.
Joe Getty
Like, birth wise.
Katie Green
Yes, Judge Larry, I'm.
Jack Armstrong
I'm gonna.
Joe Getty
I object.
Jack Armstrong
Yes. I'm gonna need an epidural to deal with her not being here.
Joe Getty
Yeah, I'm not sure how. How that would help, but, yeah, whatever you need, we'll set it up.
Peter Baker
Katie, how about you insist the doctor
Jack Armstrong
wears an Armstrong, get a T shirt as the exact delivery?
Katie Green
I can pull that off.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Yeah.
Peter Baker
Put that on.
Jack Armstrong
Maybe the new Obey the law.
Katie Green
I think he might actually be down with that.
Jack Armstrong
I'll.
Katie Green
I'll run that by him. I see him today, so I'll tell
Jack Armstrong
you what I mean, you know, you do you. And you got to prioritize the health of the child, but, man, I mean, if it timed up with the show and you could have the birth live, that'd be pretty good.
Joe Getty
Well, wow.
Katie Green
So we are the. The process will be starting at 4:00am well, that's right.
Jack Armstrong
You have it scheduled. Yeah, this isn't one of those.
Katie Green
It could totally line up with the start of the show.
Joe Getty
Wow. Okay, we got to sell a sponsorship. An exclusive Baby Gap or, I don't know, or, you know, Ford Trucks. I don't know. Whoever wants to sponsor, here's the birth
Jack Armstrong
of Katie's baby, brought to you by Pizza Hut,
Katie Green
which I've had so many times while pregnant, they should be paying me.
Jack Armstrong
And you could.
Joe Getty
You'll have a delicious food baby after you visit baht.
Jack Armstrong
And you could between contractions, say, and you get 20 off with this code.
Joe Getty
Yep. Right, right.
Katie Green
Just like that? Yeah, yeah, just like that.
Joe Getty
Oh, boy.
Katie Green
And guys, today's headlines, you know.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, yeah, we're working right on through it.
Joe Getty
Sure, sure. Maternity leave doesn't start until I see a kid. All right. Exactly.
Jack Armstrong
You are not a mom yet.
Katie Green
Right.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, noted.
Joe Getty
I. Well, obviously in our hearts, we disagree completely that, you know, a child is a child anyway.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Katie Green
But hey, I had my growth scan yesterday. He's healthy. He has a lot of hair, apparently.
Jack Armstrong
I know. That was the most shocking thing to me. I'd never seen a baby, you know, one minute after it's born. Henry particularly had such a head of hair.
Joe Getty
It's like, what?
Jack Armstrong
Especially given my situation.
Katie Green
Yeah, well. And Drew's bald, so she's doing the ultrasound and she goes, you see that? And it looked like these little waves. I'm like, yeah. She goes, that's his hair. He has a lot of hair.
Joe Getty
Yeah, yeah. You know those gonna come out looking good, right?
Jack Armstrong
Although it's funny how it's turned out to be true with Henry on how we. We all commented, including the, the, the. The nurse. It was right there when Henry came out. Expression of on we.
Joe Getty
From.
Jack Armstrong
From the first moment. And that is the way he's been.
Joe Getty
That is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Jack Armstrong
That was our conversation in the room when he came, oh my God, he's got on we.
Joe Getty
Yeah. God, that's funny. Cuz both my daughter Kate and I both came out fists clenched, ready to fight. We were born annoyed. Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
As was I. Henry was immediately with, is this it? Is this everything? What everybody was talking about?
Joe Getty
Wow.
Jack Armstrong
This is like, wow.
Joe Getty
Underwhelming. Wow.
Jack Armstrong
Really expecting more.
Joe Getty
I was born with my head in my hands.
Jack Armstrong
I just.
Joe Getty
What are the things not gonna go well.
Katie Green
What are the things the liberals say now? They go, I didn't ask to be born. That's what, the facial expression.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. I did not ask to be born.
Joe Getty
That may be the ultimate expression of self absorption.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, no kidding.
Joe Getty
Yeah, right. I am actually. I think it may be like the peak of Mount Everest of I have to act like I hate my country. I have to act like I hate my race. I have to act like I hate all of the traditions of the country. In fact, I hate even being alive. I didn't ask to be alive. It's the ultimate idiotic pretentiousness.
Jack Armstrong
Yes.
Joe Getty
Life, it's the pinnacle.
Jack Armstrong
I'm not sure there's anything more stupid than that.
Joe Getty
We have distilled stupidity to its essence with that attitude. Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
We'll have to spend more time with you later in the show today, Katie, since this is your last for quite a while. Okay, I'll be here and everything. Yeah, I know. Let's start the show officially. I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty on this. It is. It's Friday. It's May 1st. The rent is due the rent is too damn high. Never been more true. The year 2026 were Armstrong and Getty. And we approve of this program.
Joe Getty
Let's begin then, officially, according to FCC rules regs. Here we go at mark.
Peter Baker
President Trump's Doral Miami Golf Club recently put up a 15 foot tall gold statue of Trump.
Jack Armstrong
Well, at least we can rest easy
Peter Baker
knowing that eventually Tiger woods will crash a car into it.
Joe Getty
Wow. Well, we said yesterday on the show we're for continued shaming of Tiger Woods.
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Joe Getty
So that's good.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. Yeah. You should be mocked for getting pilled up and rolling your vehicle multiple times in residential neighborhoods.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
You're here. We got lots of news to talk about today. There is a. An update, as always. There is on the war in Iran. As I put on our promos yesterday because the month ended, there's all kinds of economic news that's come out. Man, the price of gas is getting pretty crazy.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Price of a lot of things. That's one of the reasons the. The headline, the title of the show is Inflation is a. Every administration is stealing your savings to glorify themselves and reward their cronies. And people need to know it.
Jack Armstrong
As much as I mock even myself for my inflation calculator, we should, we should spend a little time with that. I don't think people fully understand the salary cut they've taken in the last
Joe Getty
however many years and the theft of their savings.
Jack Armstrong
Or yeah, you can look at it that way, that the government went in and took like 40% of your savings. A big dark. None of us have near as much money as we thought we had or think we have.
Joe Getty
Emotional specifically to buy votes and reward their cronies and cover up their excessive borrowing. Inflation is a tax.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, inflation is brutal. Oof. All right, so we got a lot of stuff on the way, including talking to Katie on his last or her last day.
Joe Getty
Geez.
Jack Armstrong
Like his.
Joe Getty
Oh, you misgendered her, monster.
Jack Armstrong
Wow. I don't even know what to say.
Katie Green
I can see how you did that.
Joe Getty
Yeah, you've said enough. Say no more.
Jack Armstrong
Go to break. We'll be right back.
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Jack Armstrong
By the way, credit to Peter Baker of the New York Times who was on MSN now last night and the host didn't really like this answer but he explained how this whole 60 day deadline for the war have to explain it to get more funding. Blah blah blah is a completely bogus story. It is a non issue. The hearings, the Last couple of days about that are just a nothing burger.
Joe Getty
Everybody is reporting that, though. The opposite.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah.
Joe Getty
Because you will know the truth if you stay tuned. How about that? Plus, we've got clips of the week coming up. Let's figure out who's reporting what. Right now, it's the lead story with Katie Green. Katie.
Katie Green
Alrighty. The major networks, NBC. Iran is accelerating efforts to dig missiles and munitions. Abc, Senate fails to advance Iran War powers resolution for the sixth time. And cnn. Cease fire hangs in the balance as impatient Trump awaits response from Iran.
Joe Getty
So interesting. The New York Times had a cavalcade of stories that were sympathetic to Iran, sympathetic to Hezbollah, sympathetic to anti Trump forces. There was not a word printed about the incredible trouble Iran is in right now. They have no idea what to do. They are in dire, dire straits. But it's so unpopular in the media to report that. Man, we're sick. We're sick as a country.
Katie Green
From the New York Times. OpenAI targets Musk's trustworthiness in cross examination during trial.
Jack Armstrong
Okay, I want to hear more about that.
Joe Getty
I'm a liar. You're a liar. This will be fun.
Katie Green
From Forbes. Possible Epstein's suicide note is sealed in a New York courthouse.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, we'll have to get into this story a little bit later. You gotta. How now?
Joe Getty
Why now?
Jack Armstrong
Some quadruple murderer who was in a cell near him. It's part of a trial that he's involved, that, that, that he had the note all this time.
Katie Green
Yeah, it was his cellmate.
Jack Armstrong
But if you can't trust a quadruple murderer, who can you trust? Amen.
Katie Green
From the Wall Street Journal. A jet from the US To Caracas becomes the face of Trump's Venezuela reset. It was the first jet in seven years that flew out yesterday to Venezuela direct from the United States.
Jack Armstrong
So I'm vacationing this summer.
Joe Getty
I'm in your tourist port. Or I go with Caracas Rocks. That'd be our new slogan. Like, I don't know, maracas or I don't know.
Katie Green
Still, I'm spitballing from the Washington Post. Speaker Johnson calls for redistricting Southern states before November.
Joe Getty
All right, we gotta stop.
Jack Armstrong
But most of my favorite pundits think this is gonna end up being a net loss for the Republic, and they were already up against it.
Joe Getty
So
Katie Green
from Page Six, Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter debut at number one. But fake AI songs take up four spots in the iTunes top 10.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, I think that's curiosity more than anything.
Joe Getty
Partly. But it's also a reflection of how formulaic pop music is because Prior to AI it was these studios and teams of writers that know what chord patterns and melodies people go for, and they just churn out the same thing over and over again. Now they've just outsourced it to machines.
Katie Green
Bull. And it's like, I forget who the air quotes artist was, but that country song that people were. My mom was in love with the artist and all bummed out when she found out it was AI.
Jack Armstrong
Oh, really?
Katie Green
Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
Well, those songs are only like, this much. Not AI already, so that's what I'm saying.
Joe Getty
Yeah.
Katie Green
From the New York Post. OnlyFans star, who's 38 years old, reveals her plans to marry herself in a $20,000 dress with a $25,000 ring.
Jack Armstrong
There you go.
Joe Getty
All right, fine. Go ahead.
Katie Green
Study finds.
Jack Armstrong
Then you're gonna consummate it yourself on camera for people who are willing to pay $20.
Joe Getty
Yikes.
Katie Green
Study finds indoor outdoor pet cats carry the same infections as feral strays.
Joe Getty
Yeah, probably.
Katie Green
I had a friend who had a indoor outdoor cat and that thing would come inside and I just.
Joe Getty
Don't.
Katie Green
Don't touch me, cat.
Joe Getty
Bird murderers. That's what I call them. I'm sorry if I offended you, bird murderer.
Katie Green
And finally, from the Babylon Bee poll shows majority of Democrats believe Lincoln assassination was staged.
Jack Armstrong
Ah, we have got clips of the week coming up in a little bit. An explanation on how that whole the war has to end in 60 days without congressional approval thing is bogus. Don't think about that. The war is going to continue, how it's going to go, who knows? We got some updates on that and a lot of other stuff too. If you miss any of it, get the podcast Armstrong and Getty on demand.
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Jack Armstrong
We've got a little update on where we are in the Iran war. It's becoming very clear. I think the the I don't know what the right word is thingy about the war is becoming very clear where where we are the parameters. That's the word I was looking the parameters of what this war is about and how it's going to unfold over the next however many weeks. I think it become very clear so get to that in a little bit. And also why the whole Congress 60 day. You've reached the 60 day mark. You need to convince us to give you authority or you can't go on thing is completely bull less and should have never even been in the news this week.
Joe Getty
And at the risk of being a little too self pat on the backy, it's remarkable how many of the narratives like that one that you hear all day long from everywhere are wrong.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, it is.
Joe Getty
Or just so incomplete is to be misleading. And, and you know I realize Mark Twain pointed this out nigh on 100 years ago or whatever it was about if you don't read the newspaper you're uninformed and if you read it you're misinformed. But it is as true now as it's ever been and probably truer. Anyway, it's the Friday tradition. I always look forward to it. I hope you do too. Let's take a fond look back at the week that was it's cow clips of the week.
Jack Armstrong
Eastern District of North Carolina returned an indictment against James Comey on two counts.
Unidentified News Commentator
The mob uses that term to say when they want to kill somebody. They say 86 the son of a gun.
Jack Armstrong
The President has got himself and America
Unidentified News Commentator
stuck in the quagmire of another war
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in the Middle East.
Joe Getty
You call it a quagmire? Handing propaganda to our enemies? Shame on you. Who are you cheering for here? Who you pulling for?
Jack Armstrong
The Americans clearly have no strategy. An entire nation is being humiliated by the Iranian state leadership. Thanks for your opinion, Chancellor. If I wanted your opinion, I'll set your Reichstag on fire.
Joe Getty
Wow. How many more you got? I'm really enjoying this.
Jack Armstrong
Elon Musk is suing Sam Altman, the head of OpenAI. He warned the jury that he believes AI could kill us all and that
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Joe Getty
The richest, most powerful people in the world are now building a runaway train with no brakes.
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On the agenda today, tea with the Trumps.
Jack Armstrong
My mother had a crush on Charles.
Unidentified News Commentator
Can you believe it?
Jack Armstrong
Please rest assured ladies and gentlemen, I am not here as part of some cunning rear guard action. Our first lady Melania is here. Look at Melania, so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow. Chaos at the correspondents dinner. Shots fired. President Trump rushed from the stage.
Joe Getty
What was your thought at that moment?
Jack Armstrong
First lady say well, my thought was,
Unidentified News Commentator
you know, I've been through this before a couple of times. I wasn't worried. I understand life. We live In a crazy world. You should be ashamed of yourself reading that. Because I'm not any of those things, Mr. President.
Peter Baker
I was never.
Joe Getty
Excuse me.
Unidentified News Commentator
Excuse me.
Jack Armstrong
We got a lot of people who serve in government who really do think the highest and greatest thing you can ever do is have the title senator or congressman
Unidentified News Commentator
and God you believe has a plan.
Joe Getty
Absolutely.
Jack Armstrong
There are no maverick molecules in the universe.
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It's clips of the week.
Jack Armstrong
Heavy stuff there at the end from Ben Sasse. That Nor o' Donnell clip reminded me. And I went through this in my head yesterday in the gym. New segment. I need to call. I need to come up with a name for it. Jack takes it back or I'd like a second take. Or. I've got two things this week. Week that I want to completely argue with myself. My previous self this week on this is very admirable. And we'll have to get to that a little bit later. Two things I was very. One that I was kind of wrong about. Not really a big deal. One that I was very wrong about and is a very big deal.
Joe Getty
Oh.
Jack Armstrong
So I don't know why anybody would ever listen to this show me anyway.
Joe Getty
Yeah. Well. Yeah. Enough said. Yeah. I'm intrigued by this whole Peter Baker stuff. What's the word?
Jack Armstrong
Yeah. So I'm gonna do it this order, I think. So. The outlines of the war have become very clear that it's now down to who's right or wrong about Iran's ability to withstand the pain they're in right now with the, the, the blockade and the whole oil pipeline thing and all that sort of stuff. So you've got the politico talking about how the Trump administration says. Insists that its naval blockade is putting the squeeze on Iran and that the regime is just matter of days away from an energy crisis that will make it collapse. Energy experts say probably have more storage capacity than the administration is claiming. So this is where we end up. They're not in a mood to surrender, said one energy expert from some company. They know the clock is ticking not just for them, but for the US and the rest of the world economy. And they think their clock is ticking slower. So right now it's the political pressure, economic pressure on the United States and the entire world versus the internal economic pressure, political pressure of Iran on the whole thing. And how that's gonna turn out, nobody knows, particularly given it's all over the place on where things are. I can give you an example of that. According to the. Why did my phone do that? According to the Wall Street Journal, Trump Said it'd be about three days before they would collapse. I think he said that on Sunday. We were three days past that before their whole economy would collapse. The Wall Street Journal said it's going to be about two weeks. According to their experts that they talked to Blur. Bloomberg said it's going to be three weeks. Okay, that was one more week. The AI aei, the American Enterprise Institute, they say it's going to be seven weeks. And then experts within the White House told the New York Times it's going to be two months. So you've got from three days to a week to several weeks to seven weeks to two months, depending on which think tank expert you're quoting. How long is the world's appetite for these high gas prices and the political pressure and all that sort of stuff? Stuff I don't know.
Joe Getty
And as I'm always advocating, let's think second tier effect. So when it, quote unquote collapses, how is the IRGC's will to persevere anyway versus, say, a bunch of soft, self indulgent socialist Euros who have slight economic conveniences and they're squealing like unhappy babies? So how's that balance work out? It's, it's, I hate it when people, people post something as if it's a rhetorical question when it's not a rhetorical question. Who did? The question is who can hold out longer? Okay, so who can hold out longer? Let's talk about it. But a lot of uncertainty. That's what war is.
Jack Armstrong
That's what happens, man. The, the, the price of gas is practically the lead story every day heading into summertime, man. For some reason, it made an impact on me. I generally hate man on the street interviews. They're at the gas station, man, I can't believe I just put 20 gallons in my truck and it cost, blah, blah, blah.
Katie Green
I just.
Joe Getty
Right.
Jack Armstrong
I feel like that's really for simpletons. But they, they talked to somebody who said, yeah, I canceled my summer vacation. We were gonna drive here and there. And I just don't think we got, man, summer coming up, summer vacation plans and people starting to talk about cancel this and that. And air flights are more expensive too. And everything is more expensive, as Joe points out, because, you know, when gas goes up, diesel goes up, particularly everything goes up because shipping it around and oh boy, I think this is going to be just like the big Drumbeat story soon.
Joe Getty
It's easily dealt with, though. If you're embarking on your big family road trip, you gotta lighten the load in the car by, say, 20 to 175 pounds. What you do is you figure out which one is your least favorite kid and you leave them behind. It's as simple as that. Increase your mileage with one simple move.
Jack Armstrong
Or maybe for the whole family, you just draw straws. Short straw. It looks like mom staying home. Or it looks like, yeah, sorry, honey, gonna have to.
Joe Getty
Yeah, that's fair. Yeah.
Jack Armstrong
We'll get you a little dorm fridge into your bedroom, and there's plenty of water. We'll let you know how the trip was.
Joe Getty
Right.
Jack Armstrong
So the other part of what the war with Iran, which is just in retrospect, I don't know why we talked about it at all. So we were told by the mainstream media that there's some sort of law out there that the President can go. Only go out there and have one of these wars without it being declared by Congress for 60 days. Days. Then at 60 days, the time is up, and you need to get approval from Congress to go on. And that's why Pete Hegseth was being questioned by Congress the last two days. And will they get the approval to go on? And won't they? And this and that. And they're making it seem exciting on MSNBC last night, till they went to somebody who actually knew what he was talking about, Peter Baker. I think he's the chief White House correspondent for the New York Times, or all the stuff that comes out of the President. And this is what he said about that law.
Peter Baker
I mean, the truth is that there is no teeth to this law. The War Powers act has always been a complicated and controversial law since it was passed under the Nixon administration. Remember, the Congress passed it. Nixon vetoed it. He thought it was an abrogation on presidential power. Congress passed it over his veto. And every president since then, Republican and Democrat, has at some point or another, not fully recognized the authority of this law. Sometimes they've gone along with the, you know, the attributes of looking like they were complying with it. But there's always been a constitutional argument about this law. And I would imagine that tomorrow comes and goes and nothing will happen because there's nothing in the law that says what happens if the administration doesn't comply with it. Somebody would have to go to court. They'd have to prove standing. They'd have to get a court to decide. They wanted to get them involved in what is really a political contest between the executive and the legislative branch. They're reluctant to do that kind of thing. And so I don't think that Necessarily some clients clock goes off tomorrow and ding, ding, ding, you know, the military has to come home now.
Jack Armstrong
Nothing is going to happen. That was a completely bogus story all week long. Every president, as you just heard there from Peter Baker, who I watch and get annoyed by every night on msnbc, very anti Trump, very partisan. They say there's no teeth in this law. Every president, Republican and Democrat has done it. Zero is going to happen. So please mainstream media, stop wasting my time. There are so many important things to talk about that are real and discuss and have an opinion on. Stop wasting people's time with crap.
Joe Getty
That's what I would say as a philosopher. I would point this out. It does have an interesting way of focusing the discussion about how long the military action is taking, to what extent Congress should be on board. It takes the temperature of the American people. And it's I think useful politically. Not, not like partisan politically. But as our political process works it. It's like a. Shouldn't we stop and think about this moment? But that's all it is to your point and Peter Baker's point.
Jack Armstrong
And I think it's useless and that's not the way it was portrayed all week long.
Joe Getty
Oh, right, right. I agree completely. Completely.
Jack Armstrong
And particularly if you followed the news flow yesterday and hopefully most of you didn't because again, this is complete waste of time. So Pete Hegseth was asked a question. I think it was Kane, Hillary's old running mate when she ran for president.
Joe Getty
What a horrible human being. Tim Kane.
Jack Armstrong
But he said that, you know, the 60 days up. And Hegseth, Secretary of War said actually the 60 days is not up because our understanding is because of the ceasefire that pauses the clock. And we paused the clock as at 45 days. So, and that was a back and forth all day long and I saw constitutional lawyers brought on and this and that and it does the pause actually add it subtract from the 60 days and it's all completely bull ass. Completely bull because there's no teeth in the law. Every president, Republican and Democrat has ignored the law, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So complete waste of air, time and breath to even discuss it. Er, McGurd, which drives me nuts.
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Jack Armstrong
Wolf so a friend of mine who is disturbed that his daughter he caught his daughter smoking pot vaping weed sent me a article from the Wall Street Journal yesterday and he had AI summarize it. I don't know how to do that yet. Somebody's gonna have to show me. But yeah, anyway, he had AI summarize this article and I'm going to talk about that later because it's a lot of interesting stuff. But what I want I might start doing is is there a way I can have AI at the end of the day summarize the news that happened in the world and leave out bull ass. I wish I could say the word leave out the bull s that's meaningless or misleading and just summarize for the day the things I need to know. That would be the greatest thing I AI could do is that if everybody at like 8 o' clock could be could get a two minute summary of things that actually are true and actually matter.
Joe Getty
Psst. That's what we do. It would put us out of work. Stupid.
Jack Armstrong
We got email next here.
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Jack Armstrong
We gotta do several big segments with Katie Katie the news lady today because she it's their last day before she goes on maternity leave tis which is exciting in all kinds of different ways because she's about to become a parent. So more on that later.
Joe Getty
Here's your freedom loving quote of the day. We got a couple of requests for this. I hit it at the very end of the show, and it's more partisan than usually these things are, but I liked it from Blake Neff. The left will simultaneously stand outside an event with signs promoting political murder, hysterically scream about impending fascism, do podcast interviews explaining why political murder is justified, and explain why assassination victims had it coming, then also confidently declare that when one of their own takes the them literally and attempts an assassination, it must have been staged. So true.
Jack Armstrong
Yeah, well, I'll talk more about that later. I heard some people on a podcast. It was just the whole so many people are larping online that maybe people are having trouble telling the difference between in their own consciences, like the stuff I say and pretend versus actually doing doing it. Which might explain that guy in the hotel and how calm he was. Part of it.
Joe Getty
Mailbag Part of it is also explained by a great email. You can drop us a note. Mailbagarmstrongetty.com Barbara asked is Katie gone off the program for good or will she be back after maternity leave? Hope she'll be back. I think if she was gone for good, it wouldn't be maternity leave, Right? Right. Resigning.
Jack Armstrong
Although she was having sex tuplets as we've mentioned, and she's gonna be very busy.
Joe Getty
Oh boy. But that's up to Katie and Drew, of course. We'd love, love love to have her back.
Jack Armstrong
I'll be back. Excellent.
Joe Getty
Let's see. Ed says thanks for reading the brilliant Economic Lesson by the French guy. What was that? Hour four of the show. You can get it via podcast Armstrong and Getty on Demand. We'll post it under Hot links at Armstrong&getty.com I'll help you find it. Guys, I've got a bookmark to it, but glad you enjoyed it. It really, really was terrific. Tammy in the East Bay on the topic of doom and Angie's obsession with AI and the end of humanity, I try to remember. Doom has been predicted for decades, for centuries. How is your life today, right this moment? Think of it. All you have to enjoy is life awful? Probably not. It's pretty good for the majority of us. And if it isn't, it's probably your own fault. How many hundreds of, if not thousands of Doomsday predictions predicted 2026 would be awful. It's not. It won't be in the future. Yes, badass is going to happen like it has in the past, but we'll probably get through it just fine.
Jack Armstrong
This is different.
Joe Getty
The perspective of consolidating bad events of the past, interlong memories and the human tendency to see the future in a negative light makes it seem like doom is always on the horizon. It's not. Happy Friday.
Jack Armstrong
Thanks. I hope she's right. I would love to be wrong. I got two things I was wrong about this week. I'm going to talk about now. Or 2 I'd love to be wrong about this. This is different. AI is different. Different.
Joe Getty
Scott writes. How much time do we have? Michael? About 45 seconds. Okay, you guys asked how could the correspondence dinner be so smart? Getting his weapons across the country, checking in the hotel, his degree, blah blah blah. Tracking Trump would be so dumb as to think he'd need knives. He's an academic. He had the book smart part of the operation down pretty well. But when it came down to the experience part, what it would be like running with guns, taking the shots, anticipating what a gunfight would be like, he dropped the ball. He thought he would be John Wick dodging bullets and delivering headshots. But he's just an egghead with classroom knowledge but no field experience. Interesting. Then he makes another great point, but we have no time for it.
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Let's bring that up again later. I love that topic. Lots of good stuff on the way. If you miss it, get the podcast Armstrong and Getty on Demand Armstrong and
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Episode: "You're Going To Be In Labor, But We Will Be In Pain"
Date: May 1, 2026
Hosts: Jack Armstrong & Joe Getty
Notable Contributor: Katie Green (News)
On this Friday episode, Armstrong & Getty discuss the chaotic state of current news reporting, ongoing concerns about the Iran conflict, skyrocketing inflation, and what they see as governmental incompetence and media misinformation. The show also marks the last day before newswoman Katie Green begins her maternity leave, prompting light-hearted and heartfelt exchanges about her transition to motherhood.
"I'm not calling that a win." (Jack Armstrong, 06:38)
"The only reason they don't have six points is because that guy fell. You didn't do your job." (Joe Getty, 06:46)
"Katie, you're going to be in labor, but we're in pain." (Joe Getty, 08:16)
"I’m going to need an epidural to deal with her not being here." (Jack Armstrong, 08:51)
"They have no idea what to do. They are in dire, dire straits. But it's so unpopular in the media to report that. Man, we're sick. We're sick as a country." (Joe Getty, 19:12)
"There are no maverick molecules in the universe." (Jack Armstrong quoting Ben Sasse, 29:42)
"Every administration is stealing your savings to glorify themselves and reward their cronies. And people need to know it." (Joe Getty, 14:19)
"Man, summer coming up, summer vacation plans and people starting to talk about cancel this and that...I think this is going to be just like the big drumbeat story soon." (Jack Armstrong, 33:27)
"You can look at it that way, that the government went in and took like 40% of your savings...None of us have near as much money as we thought we had." (Jack Armstrong, 14:41)
"That would be the greatest thing AI could do is that everybody at like 8 o'clock could get a two-minute summary of things that actually are true and actually matter." (Jack Armstrong, 41:03)
On Media and Government
"The science is settled—we're too stupid to govern ourselves." (Joe Getty, 04:18)
"Everything you hear in the first 24 hours is usually wrong." (Jack Armstrong, 05:15)
"Every president, Republican and Democrat, has done it. Zero is going to happen. So please, mainstream media, stop wasting my time." (Jack Armstrong, 36:50)
On Inflation
"Inflation is a tax." (Joe Getty, 03:48, recurring theme)
"The government went in and took like 40% of your savings." (Jack Armstrong, 14:41)
On AI & Summarization
"That would be the greatest thing AI could do...summarize for the day the things I need to know." (Jack Armstrong, 41:03)
"Psst. That's what we do. It would put us out of work.” (Joe Getty, 41:09)
On Katie’s Departure
"Katie, you’re going to be in labor. But we’re in pain." (Joe Getty, 08:16)
"I’m going to need an epidural to deal with her not being here." (Jack Armstrong, 08:51)
On Critiquing Youth & Modern Attitudes
"That may be the ultimate expression of self-absorption...I didn’t ask to be alive. It’s the ultimate idiotic pretentiousness." (Joe Getty, 12:24)
This episode offers a classic Armstrong & Getty blend of sharp news criticism, libertarian-leaning analysis, and irreverent humor. The hosts challenge the veracity and motivations of mainstream media narratives, especially regarding the Iran war and domestic inflation, urging listeners to be skeptical, independent thinkers. Personal moments with Katie Green’s maternity leave infuse the episode with warmth and wit. If you missed the episode, this rundown covers the essential topics, flavor, and quotable exchanges.