Armstrong & Getty On Demand

Episode: "You're Going To Get Boiled Potatoes On Your Head"
Date: October 9, 2025
Hosts: Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty
Producer/News: Katie Greener

Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Armstrong and Getty dive into the latest international developments concerning a breakthrough Middle East peace deal, analyze the political fortunes and scandals of California Democrat Katie Porter, and riff on the cultural phenomenon of Antifa mug shots. With trademark banter and insight, the hosts mix current affairs, political analysis, and pop culture critique, highlighting both absurdities and consequences in today's news landscape.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Middle East Peace Deal & Trump’s Role

(00:27–11:28)

• Hostage Movements and Ceasefire:
  The episode opens with real-time reporting of Red Cross vehicles moving through Gaza, possibly foreshadowing an impending hostage release and a major shift in conflict dynamics.
  “There’s a real sense of celebration here on the ground.” – Joe Getty (00:27)

• Trump’s Negotiations with Netanyahu:
  The hosts play and analyze clips from Donald Trump discussing personal conversations with Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu on bringing about a Middle East peace deal.
  “Israel cannot fight the world, Bibi… It’s amazing the way it’s all come together, and it’s a beautiful picture.” – Donald Trump (01:40)

• Statecraft and Trump’s Persona:
  Armstrong and Getty remark on Trump’s uncharacteristically “adult” and statesmanlike tone, noting the contrast to his public persona.
  “That was a version of Trump you don't often hear… That was a statesman, makes sense, adult Trump.” – Jack Armstrong (02:42)

• Broader Implications:
  The hosts explore what a genuine resolution of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict could mean for the entire Middle East, asserting the difficulty yet historic nature of the steps being attempted.

• Historical Parallels for Presidential Legacy:
  Armstrong references historian Jon Meacham’s argument that great presidential legacies are forged by leaders acting against their own established “type” (e.g., Reagan, Nixon, LBJ)—and questions if Trump could fall into that category.
  “If a president really makes a mark, it's because they ran against their type to accomplish something huge.” – Jack Armstrong (05:15)

• Skepticism About Lasting Impact:
  Getty injects historical realism, noting that many grand presidential accomplishments are either short-lived or not as transformative as remembered (06:26).

Notable Quotes

• “You don't not do the good stuff because sometimes it doesn't last forever or goes sideways. That's what human beings do.” – Joe Getty (06:32)
• “Trump has got three years and three months left in his presidency. I don't know if our brains can take it.” – Jack Armstrong (07:18)

2. Reflections on Trump’s Political Strategy and Nobel Buzz

(08:06–11:28)

• The Trump Identity and Tribalism:
  Discussion on voters’ personal attachment to Trump, and the “us vs. them” dynamic from years in the political trenches.

• Advice for Trump’s Messaging:
  Getty relays Karl Rove’s advice that Trump should focus on celebrating victories and avoid distracting controversies, to maximize political capital.

• Behind-the-Scenes Players and Nobel Prize Guestimates:
  Speculation about who (e.g., Steve Witkoff, Jared Kushner) really orchestrated the peace breakthrough, and humorous predictions on Trump’s reaction to Nobel Peace Prize deliberations.
  “What will Trump write on Truth Social about whoever does win the Nobel Peace Prize instead of him next year?” – Jack Armstrong (10:32)

3. Katie Porter, Staff Abuse, and Political Downfall

(12:43–23:30, 31:42–32:27)

• Viral Video & Staff Misconduct:
  The hosts break down a widely circulated clip showing Rep. Katie Porter berating a staffer during a video shoot, sparking accusations of a toxic work environment and corroborating prior allegations of abusive behavior—including toward her ex-husband.

• Responses and Spin:
  Porter’s statement about “striving to be intentional in showing gratitude” is mercilessly lampooned as empty “therapy speak.”
  “I've sought to be more intentional in showing gratitude… is such stereotypical therapy speak…” – Jack Armstrong (15:46)

• Personal Anecdotes & Past Abuse Allegations:
  Discussion of divorce proceedings revealing incidents of physical and verbal aggression by Porter, including a notorious “boiled potatoes” attack—giving the episode its title.

• Parenting and Political Messaging:
  Porter’s recounting of her daughter’s emotional response to Trump’s election (alleging fears of rape and abortion access at age 12) is met with skepticism and concern from the hosts about political indoctrination of children.

• Policy Positions and Media Appearances:
  Clips from Porter’s public defenses of trans women in women’s sports are aired and dissected; Armstrong is openly critical of her stated positions and public demeanor.

Memorable Moments & Quotes

• “Wouldn't it be better to say, ‘I'm wound really tight, I run hot, and sometimes I say things I shouldn't, and I end up apologizing a lot’… as opposed to ‘intentional in my gratitude’?” – Jack Armstrong (16:42)
• “You better be careful, you’re gonna get boiled potatoes on your head!” – Joe Getty (18:03)

4. Mug Shots, Woke Mindset, and Social Commentary

(23:30–32:27)

• Antifa Portland Mug Shots:
  The hosts and Katie Greener discuss a viral collage of Antifa mug shots from Portland—commenting on appearance, visible mental health struggles, and the prevalence of gender nonconforming individuals.

• The “Woke Mind Virus” and Identity Politics:
  Armstrong references Elon Musk’s phrase to describe the apparent ideological homogeneity among arrested protesters.

• Cultural Critique of Self-Modification:
  Entertaining riffs about tattoos, body modifications (like horns and split tongues), youth fashion, and how appearance shapes societal reactions and assumptions.

Notable Quotes

• “We need to preemptively jail people with head tattoos. Just doesn't seem to be a good sign.” – Jack Armstrong (26:12, joking)
• “You are trying to send a message. And you have to understand other people aren't obligated to take in the message you think you're sending.” – Joe Getty (30:00)

5. Miscellaneous Segments

(12:43–13:20, 33:33–34:40)

• News Stories:
  Quick news on a New Orleans fugitive captured after several months on the run (13:04).

• TSA and Government Shutdown Humor:
  Light joking about TSA agents calling in sick due to a shutdown, with comedic speculation on “who’s really feeling up passengers” at airports (33:33).

• Pew Research Poll on Trump:
  Interesting poll on how many Republicans believe Trump committed misdeeds—such as punishing enemies or enriching himself—with a notable 40%–42% admitting impropriety within their own party (34:40).

Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “There is such a thing as luck.” – Donald Trump (01:40)
• “What will Trump write on Truth Social about whoever does win the Nobel Peace Prize instead of him next year? That's probably true because it's hard to imagine the Euros giving him the prize. And then whoever does get the prize, loser. Total loser.” – Jack Armstrong (10:32)
• “Get out of my effing shot.” – Katie Porter (impersonated/quoted), via Armstrong & Getty (14:56)
• “Intentionally showing gratitude is such stereotypical therapy speak…” – Jack Armstrong (15:46)
• “You're gonna get boiled potatoes on your head. You better be careful.” – Joe Getty (18:03)

Final Thoughts (36:04–37:27)

• Host Summaries:
  • Katie Greener: Ponders the challenges of overcoming hate indoctrination in Gaza’s youth after peace (36:24).
  • Jack Armstrong: Reflects on how unlikely it is that "the host of The Apprentice" might solve the Middle East crisis (36:54).
  • Joe Getty: Declares that Katie Porter has “committed career suicide” to the nation’s benefit, humorously warning listeners about proximity to her (37:07).

“The arc of history is so strange. Go back 15 years… who’s going to solve the Middle East? The host of The Apprentice.” – Jack Armstrong (36:54)

Episode Highlights & Tone

• Tone:
  Characteristically irreverent, quick-witted, and opinionated, the hosts blend sarcasm and skepticism with moments of earnest historical reflection.
• Energy:
  Spirited interplay, laced with candid takes, personal anecdotes, and pointed humor.
• Audience Takeaway:
  Listeners get a brisk survey of complex issues (international diplomacy, party politics, cultural shifts), filtered through Armstrong and Getty’s unique lens—part news, part satire, and part cultural critique.

Section & Segment Timestamps

• [00:27–11:28] Middle East peace, Trump and Netanyahu, statesmanship, legacy
• [11:28–12:43] Speculation on Nobel Prize, behind-the-scenes players
• [12:43–13:20] News: Jailbreak fugitive captured
• [13:22–17:40] Katie Porter viral video, staff abuse, therapy-speak statements
• [17:40–21:44] Parenting story, Porter’s media interviews, skepticism over stories
• [21:44–23:15] Trans athletes, Riley Gaines discussion
• [23:30–32:27] Antifa mug shots, tattoos, “woke mind virus,” personal anecdotes on self-presentation
• [33:33–34:40] TSA agent sickouts, shutdown humor, poll results on Trump’s conduct
• [36:04–37:27] Hosts’ final thoughts

Note: All timestamps are approximate and refer to content segments, excluding ads and sponsor messages.