342: Our Most Heated Argument Yet

Summary

Zane & Heath: Unfiltered – Episode 342: "This Got More Heated Than We Expected"

Release Date: July 20, 2026
Hosts: Zane, Heath, Matt, Jared
Special Theme: Lighthearted debates, nostalgia, and hilarious hot takes

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, the Unfiltered crew dives into classic internet hoaxes, birthday blues, aging anxieties, and the timeless debate over chicken wings. Zane, Heath, Matt, and Jared also unpack nostalgic toys, fast fashion gripes, outlandish restaurants, and offer witty (and sometimes savage) life advice to listener questions. With energetic banter and honest reflections, the episode flows from playful roasting to genuine moments about growing older and appreciating life’s strange little joys.

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Key Discussion Points & Timestamps

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1. Fast Fashion, Viral Soccer Moments, and "Hip-Hop Clothing"

[01:07 – 06:59]

• Fashion Nova Men & Fast Fashion: Zane and Matt praise Fashion Nova Men for surprisingly solid and cheap menswear with lightning-fast delivery. The group jokes about the overall sadness of fast fashion.

  “Fast fashion is only bad when the clothes are bad.” – Zane [01:53]

• Amazon Shirts & Mexico Soccer Loss: They riff on the questionable quality of Amazon shirts (“made out of water bottles”), and Matt brings up Mexico's soccer team losing a big game.

• Soccer Bets & Streamers: Zane recounts how YouTuber Steve put a huge bet on Mexico – and lost.

• Messi and Game of Thrones Jokes: Matt flexes about seeing Argentina (and Messi) play, joking that the famous Viking-looking soccer player could be in Game of Thrones.

• Old Viral Videos: They debate the authenticity of the classic David Beckham “trash can soccer balls” beach video.

  “If you’re gonna lie for that long, you gotta keep it going, you know what I mean?” – Zane [05:45]

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2. Trick Shots and Dude Perfect

[06:13 – 09:13]

• Are All of Dude Perfect Really That Good? The group questions whether all members are actual trick-shot experts or if some are just good at other roles like filming or setting up shots.

• Dude Perfect Toys & YouTube Hustle: Matt wonders if their success numbs trick-shot excitement. The crew likes that they diversified into toys at Target.

  “The high of dropping a new toy at Target, making millions.” – Heath [06:59]

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3. Massive Houses, Acreage, and Measuring with Potatoes

[09:13 – 12:13]

• Man-Cave Homes & Zillow Dreaming: Dissecting the decor of a "corporate retreat"–style house owned by one of the Dude Perfect members.

• How Big Is an Acre?: The group struggles to visualize acreage, using houses, football fields, and even potatoes as measurement units.

  “Eighteen average sized homes equals one acre. That’s a good way to look at it.” – Zane [10:52]
  “Or 1,584 potatoes.” – Heath [10:58]

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4. Estimating Parties & The Tupperware Struggle

[12:19 – 13:59]

• Guestimating Party Size: Matt admits he can’t tell the size of large parties, joking "it's either 200 or 5,000" gumballs.

• Leftover Tupperware Woes: Heath confesses defeat to Mariah’s superior leftover-storage skills.

  “The rest is going in the trash. If it didn’t make it in the one tupperware.” – Heath [13:40]

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5. Leftover Pizza and Nostalgic Food Memories

[14:16 – 16:17]

• How to Store Pizza: Group confessions about eating leftover pizza cold, or just finishing the box. Matt reminisces about airports handing out Little Caesars pizza during delays.

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6. Birthday Blues & Aging Anxieties

[19:17 – 24:49]

• Why Do Birthdays Make Us Sad? Matt and Zane open up about birthday anxiety, pressure to be happy, and feeling low on their actual birthdays.

  “It’s this weird thing where I just try to just pass it...my body just does not want to be in a good mood.” – Zane [19:32]

• Aging and Family Time: Reflections on how fast decades pass, and wanting more years with family as generations age.

  “Running the math can drive you crazy, though.” – Matt [22:41]

• The Best Years?: Debate if your 40s really are the "best years," or if every decade is rebranded as “the best” after you leave the last one.

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7. Living to 100 & The Oldest People Ever

[24:50 – 28:03]

• Coping with Generational Longevity: (Jared’s grandma is turning 100 and still “sharp as a tack.”)

• Life in 1909: Wild facts about inventions older than today's centenarians, from the Titanic to Coca-Cola with real cocaine.

  “She was drinking it when it had real cocaine.” – Heath [27:04]

• Celebrating Diet Coke’s Birthday: Genuine excitement about the anniversary of Diet Coke (“Happy freaking birthday, Diet Coke. My DC. Let’s go!” – Zane [28:28])

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8. The Great Chicken Debate: Thighs, Drums, or Flats?

[28:45 – 33:02]

• Chicken Thighs vs. Chicken Breasts: Matt swears by chicken thighs for juiciness, but Heath warns about “weird pieces.”

• Wings: Drums vs. Flats: They debate with passion:

  “Every time I bite into [a drum], I get funky pieces.” – Zane [30:06]
  “The flat hack, where you give it a little wiggle, take the bone out…” – Matt [30:16]

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9. Wing Chains: Hooters, Wingstop, Buffalo Wild Wings, and Pluckers

[32:00 – 36:09]

• Best Place for Wings: Wingstop gets love for boneless, Buffalo Wild Wings for atmosphere, Pluckers (Texas) for the name.
• Eating inside a Wingstop: “Bold move.” – Matt [32:34]

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10. “Breastaurants”: Hooters, Tijuana Taxi, and Twin Peaks

[34:27 – 38:40]

• Nostalgic Family Meals at Hooters & Tijuana Taxi: They reminisce on eating where the food is good but the uniforms are “just the ass version of Hooters.”

  “The environment didn’t even feel like they needed to do that… Totally like, I want to see some cheeks on the taxi.” – Zane [35:30]

• Discrimination Loopholes: Hooters hires servers as “entertainers,” not waitstaff, dodging some labor laws.

• Twin Peaks & Redneck Heaven: The evolution of themed restaurants:

  “Twin Peaks, though, was for the bad girls… And they would…post on social media.” – Matt [36:42]

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11. Minnow Shots, Airplane Food, and Shake Shack Obsessions

[38:48 – 43:38]

• Wild Bar Food: Redneck Heaven's notorious “minnow shot”—literally swallowing a live minnow—shocks Zane and the crew.

• Airplane Meals: Zane is stunned that Delta serves Shake Shack on flights; Heath shares the horror story of Remy getting sick from an in-flight burger.

• Chocolate Pudding Shake Hype:

  “It is the best shake I’ve ever had in my life.” – Heath [42:51]

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12. Toys, Collectibles & Modern Fads

[49:55 – 55:47]

• Spider-Man Web Blaster & Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Disk: Reliving ‘must-have’ toys that now fetch high prices.

  “It looked like an ankle monitor.” – Zane on the web blaster [50:05]

• Why Don’t Kids Have Amazing Toys Now?: Lamenting the lack of real “craze” toys like Beyblades, yo-yos, or Flutterbye fairy dolls.

• The Blind Box Controversy: Viral video: a mom buys two “blind boxes” for her kid and a friend—then makes the friend hand over the rare prize to her own daughter. Outrage!

  “You know the rules. You have to give it to her, I bought it.” – Heath recounting [54:43]

• On Collectibles:

  “All these toys don’t actually do anything. They’re just collectibles.” – Jared [55:14]
  “It’s just the hype of getting it and unboxing it.” – Matt [55:19]

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13. Old vs. New Pokémon, and Eating Pokémon(?!)

[55:47 – 57:25]

• Classic Pokémon vs. New Generations: The group only respects the original 150 Pokémon.

  “Anything after, like, 150, I don’t give a–” – Matt [55:59]

• Pokémon as Food: Shout-out to a TikTok creator ranking Pokémon by how appetizing they’d be.

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14. Listener Advice: Freaky Friday Switch-Up & Gym Creeps

[57:25 – 70:46]

Body Swap Scenarios [57:25 – 62:41]

• What Would You Do in Each Other’s Body?:
  • Matt: Would love to experience Zane’s “athletic endurance,” and being a parent like Heath (fatherhood routine).
  • Zane: Would enjoy father-son time with Tony and utilize Heath’s carpentry skills.
  • Heath: If he was Matt, he’d use his height for day-to-day chores, clean ceiling fans, and do squats to “give Matt a new butt.”

Comebacks for Gym Creeps [66:23 – 70:46]

• Savage Comebacks:

  • “Back off, you’re so ugly.” – Zane
  • “Are you sure you want to be wasting your time? I think you could use some extra reps.” – Heath
  • “Ok, Grandpa.” – Zane
  • “I’m 16, you pervert.” – Heath
  • “Nice tribal tab, you get that on the Limp Bizkit tour?” – Matt

• Strategy Tips:

  • Get a trainer to repeat what the creep said:

    “Just have them repeat what they said, they will instantly sweat.” – Matt [69:59]

  • Use silence and a disgusted look.

  • Real advice: Setting blunt, firm boundaries is best; clever comebacks might be received as flirting.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Every year, it’s further and further away—which makes it, like, super sad because your 20s feel…everything still feels so new and so recent. But it's your adult era." – Zane [21:41]
• “Krispy Kreme Air… on the plane, hot and ready!” – Zane [40:46]
• “You just gotta invent something stupid like this and just…” – Heath (on viral toy fads) [54:17]
• “Classic Pokémon, wasn't it 150... everything after—I don't care.” – Matt [56:06]

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Episode Tone and Style

The language is irreverent, sometimes earnest, but always laced with self-deprecating humor and rapid-fire humor. There’s seamless segues from playful arguments to deeper musings about time, family, and finding satisfaction in small victories or simple joys. Bits of nostalgia, restaurant horror stories, and friendly roasts keep the energy high and spontaneous.

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Summary

"This Got More Heated Than We Expected" is a fast-paced, laugh-heavy episode blending nostalgia, fast fashion, existential musings on birthdays and aging, and wild food debates. The Zane & Heath crew proves they can riff on everything from the merits of chicken thighs to the ethics of toy collecting. They cap things off with candid and practical advice for listeners, balancing humor with unexpectedly heartfelt reflections on friendship, family, and the weirdness of growing up.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

You’ll learn why Diet Coke’s birthday is cause for celebration, how Zane would weaponize carpentry skills if he swapped bodies, the best way to annihilate gym creeps, and that in the Unfiltered universe, nothing is too ridiculous—or too real—to laugh about.

Transcript

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[Matt]

The nice pants. And that's what makes it hip hop.

[Heath]

You know where this and that's what makes it.

[Lady Luck]

You know.

[Zane]

You know, you know where this is from.

[Matt]

You got to be loose and that's what makes it hip hop.

[Zane]

You know who has good clothes and I did not think they would.

[Matt]

Who?

[Zane]

Fashion Nova Men.

[Matt]

Oh, they have like pretty.

[Zane]

Pretty solid. That's cheap. And not only that, it, it delivers in like less than 24 hours. Like Amazon.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Heath]

Fast fashion.

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[Zane]

Yeah, I guess. I guess fast fashion, you know.

[Heath]

You know who's got really good clothes?

[Zane]

Sheen, I heard they don't have good clothes.

[Heath]

I know. I'm making a joke.

[Zane]

There's. It's cheap, but like you actually. I heard girls actually don't like their clothes. They're like, it comes like not the way.

[Heath]

Yeah. Not as advertised. And also the whole fast fashion at all.

[Zane]

Exactly. Yeah. Fast fashion is only bad when the clothes are bad.

[Matt]

That's like those sites I have to look at the material. Like what is in, like in this. Well, it's great when if you strike gold and it's something that's like, you're like, okay, I'm gonna buy that again. But it's never the same product. You know what I mean?

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like they're always cutting it from a different cloth.

[Zane]

Yes, I agree.

[Matt]

And it's all made out of plastic. Just.

[Zane]

Dude, when you buy, when you buy Like a shirt from Amazon. You, like. You just need a color for, like, a theme or whatever, and it just comes. And it's, like, made out of water bottles.

[Matt]

It's like parchment paper.

[Jared]

Yuck.

[Zane]

I hate it.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Oh, they might want to take that Mexico shirt down after their loss.

[Matt]

Oh, right. Mexico did lose.

[Zane]

Yep. Come. Gone.

[Heath]

Zayn.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Who.

[Heath]

I know you said one of your friends made a bet. I think it was for the Argentina game or. What was. What was the.

[Zane]

Oh, no, it was. It's not a friend. What's his. He's a big streamer or. He's a big YouTuber.

[Matt]

Vardon.

[Zane]

Yes. Steve.

[Heath]

Steve. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was for rpg.

[Zane]

Put down, like, an insane amount of money on Mexico.

[Heath]

Oh, okay. Did they end up winning or. No, you just said Mexico. Oh, so he lost.

[Matt]

I was wanting it to be Argentina. That's who I'm seeing this weekend is Argentina versus Switzerland. So I get to see Messi in person, which is quite a flex, that is.

[Heath]

Where is that at?

[Matt]

In Kansas City. Kansas City. I thought I was going to be seeing. Not. What am I, in Norway? I thought I was going to see them and see.

[Zane]

Oh, the. The Viking dude.

[Matt]

I thought I was going to be seeing him, but no, everybody keeps putting

[Zane]

AI on him and putting him in front of, like, Game of Thrones, and he looks. He looks exactly like a character.

[Matt]

He needs a dragon.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Matt]

He needs a dragon.

[Zane]

I agree. I think he needs to be on the next season. Just like how they put Ed Sheeran.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

In an episode and we all fucking hated it. I think they need to put him in an episode which we will all hate, but it's. He deserves it because he looks literally exactly like somebody that'd be in the show.

[Heath]

And it's. And, like, his. His little cameo is, like, obviously not a soccer ball, but there's, like, a bucket on the floor, and he, like, kicks, and it, like, lands on something, you know, where you're just like, okay, okay. It makes sense.

[Zane]

Yes, yes, yes. I. I like that he. That's. That's a good way to, like, you know, show his, like.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

What is this?

[Heath]

Hold on, hold on.

[Zane]

Oh, God. Imagine watching it.

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[Heath]

Do you guys remember. Oh, my gosh. It was probably, like, has to be, like, 15 years ago now. Do you remember the Beckham video on the beach where he, like, kicks, like, four soccer balls in a row into a trash can? It went, like, mega viral, like, way back in the day.

[Zane]

O. Oh, no, I don't think I've ever seen that.

[Heath]

Okay. This was like, really, really early on. And it was like a mind blowing video.

[Zane]

Watching it back. Is it as cool.

[Heath]

Watch this.

[Matt]

So he's dribbling the ball. He's looking at the camera. He's got some cargo shorts on.

[Zane]

He's looking. Looking good.

[Matt]

This definitely looks like it's in California. That beach is wide. And then. Oh. So he's got.

[Heath]

Just wait.

[Matt]

He's got three balls.

[Zane]

Oh, there's no way that garbage came back.

[Matt]

Wait, that is so.

[Zane]

There's no way. There's no way. I don't believe that.

[Matt]

This is like when Ryan Gosling threw up football.

[Zane]

There's no way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's no way.

[Matt]

There's who.

[Zane]

No way.

[Heath]

So he saw it and was like, okay, there's no way that that's real. Like, the whole thing was like, it was around the time where you didn't know if things were real with, like, editing. Like, some people could do something. So people were always, like, iffy about it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And then everybody forgot about it. But then apparently recently he came out and just said it was real. It was back in 2011.

[Zane]

If you're gonna lie for that long, you got to keep it going. You know what I mean?

[Heath]

True, true. You can't back down. Never back down.

[Zane]

I've never seen this video. That's insane if that's real. Holy.

[Matt]

Well, they should have put another camera angle by the trash can. I don't know. It looks a little too perfect.

[Heath]

No, it definitely looks way too perfect.

[Zane]

Yeah. But also, like, think you. They were even thinking back then to, oh, we need to put another angle.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Just to, you know, just to take their side for that. You can edit that if you really wanted to. You can edit that.

[Matt]

Yeah. I mean, like, with dude. Perfect stuff. I believe.

[Zane]

I believe that. Yeah.

[Heath]

They really. They really are doing that. I mean, it takes a lot of takes, but they're good.

[Zane]

It's also their whole stick, too. Like, imagine. Imagine they were busted for faking it. Their whole just that Done.

[Heath]

Done.

[Matt]

My. My love out of the trick shot, though. After all that success, after years, I wouldn't even, like, be like that excited by nailing it. They probably have to, like, tell themselves to be happy and remind themselves because you just be so numb to it.

[Zane]

Yeah. It's just not even exciting anymore. Unless they're, like, filming a video that's, like, something that's never been done. It's a Guinness World Record, something like that. I feel like that's the only way now where they get a little bit of a high where they. When they finish it, they're like, oh, yeah, we did it.

[Heath]

Or the. The high of dropping a new toy at Target making millions.

[Matt]

What's the toy?

[Heath]

They got toys on toys, man.

[Zane]

They're doing it big. Oh, my God.

[Podcast Host]

Dude.

[Matt]

Perfect.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Is there a guy in the group who just, like, doesn't make the trick shots? Are they all good or is there just one dude where it's like, dude, Derek, man. Like, like, it's already dark and we have. You haven't made.

[Heath]

It's like, come on, guys, pick it up tomorrow.

[Matt]

Be my tribe.

[Zane]

Wait, all five of these. There's five. And all five of them are good at this?

[Matt]

Yeah, I guess.

[Zane]

So have they all been friends forever or.

[Matt]

Yeah, they're from Texas. Shout out Texas.

[Zane]

I call bs. So you're telling me they all grew up together and they're all perfect?

[Matt]

I bet dude, person, like, is good at shooting the videos. One person's good about setting up the stunt.

[Zane]

If that's the case, then. Then. Then that makes sense. But there's no way all five of them are just really. Just that good.

[Matt]

The one in the middle selling his house right now or is like.

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[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Why are you looking?

[Matt]

Well, it just. It just came up. Not my style. Not my style.

[Zane]

I thought you like lake houses.

[Matt]

Not like, Southern dude. Like, southern dude.

[Zane]

What is it like a.

[Matt]

It's like a modern dude, perfect, like, house. It's not my, like, style.

[Heath]

It's like, the whole thing is, like, very man cavy. Ish.

[Matt]

Yes. The whole thing.

[Zane]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Matt]

It looks like a corporate retreat type place.

[Zane]

I see it from here.

[Matt]

Like, it's. The whole thing just is a big

[Heath]

shed, you know, like, barndominium style.

[Matt]

Yes. Oh.

[Zane]

Oh, that is a man cave right there. Look at that.

[Heath]

Yeah, but. But if that was like, a wedding venue and that's where, like, the groom and, you know.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

His boys got ready, you'd be like, this is.

[Zane]

That's a great bachelor party, like, weekend. Yeah.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

So good. That's actually the best one I think I've seen.

[Matt]

But why are they selling it?

[Zane]

He's probably toy.

[Heath]

Sales are down.

[Zane]

You know, it's like. It's just a shed. It's like, I'm. I'm done living in a shed.

[Heath]

Oh, my gosh. It sold for 8.4 million.

[Matt]

Oh, it's already sold. Okay.

[Zane]

Did it show on sales, though? When you're looking at it, but I'm

[Matt]

not looking at it. It was just an article on Facebook. And I thought you were looking.

[Zane]

My bad. No, I thought you were like, you know when you're like having fun on Zillow and just looking around? I thought that's what you're.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Do you guys know acres, like really well in your head? No. Like, if someone says it's 100 acres, you visually can the hundred acres in your head. So what is equivalent to 100 acres? Like a normal house?

[Zane]

One acre.

[Heath]

One acre is like. Okay. Do you remember my Toluca house?

[Matt]

Okay. Yes, yes.

[Heath]

Where it had the main house, then it had the guest house, the yard in the front, the back.

[Matt]

How many acres?

[Heath]

That was only a half an acre.

[Matt]

Oh, boy.

[Zane]

I was about to say there's no way that was one whole acre because an acre is still big. It's a lot of land.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Oh, all right. 43,560 square feet footed.

[Matt]

So.

[Zane]

So it's still a lot of land. Like, you know, like, just for a

[Heath]

half acre is a good sized lot.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Damn. 100 acres. I mean, that's a whole ranch. That's a whole.

[Heath]

That's. That's a really nice property. 100 acres.

[Zane]

You have how many acres for yours?

[Heath]

Like, mine's exactly one acre.

[Matt]

A1.1 acre. So you just got a picture. See, my brain, though, I. It's still. I can't create the grid in my head.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

There's just a point to where my imagination can't visualize it. That's big.

[Heath]

But if you were to look at it from like an aerial. Like if you' out a plane and you look down.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

You'd be like, oh, that's it. But it's really hard to explain.

[Zane]

That's a. That's a great map. Okay. A football field. Heath, you see that?

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I think that's a good.

[Matt]

That's one acre.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Is basically 90ish yards. Like 80% of the football field is an acre.

[Zane]

It's pretty good though. Still, like, that's a good chunk of land.

[Matt]

I would have to just go to a friend's ranch and they tell me how many acres and I just have to remember that friend's ranch in my head to like, compared to other people's branches, if that makes sense.

[Zane]

Think about the AI generated football field.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

And then sure. You'll remember 18 average sized homes equals one acre. That's a good way to look at it too.

[Heath]

Or 1584 potatoes actually made this grab.

[Matt]

Potatoes. Yeah, potatoes. That's a perfect visual marker of how they like off

[Zane]

and there. Well, I want to make sure Quick

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[Matt]

Hey, boss. What do you think? You know, we can compare houses. What about potatoes?

[Zane]

Ah, now that you know, if somebody's like, I'm gonna bring 1500 potatoes to this gathering in your head, you'll be like, oh, my God, you're bringing an acre to my house.

[Matt]

I still struggle with that as well. Like, if even 1500. Like, I can't tell capacity if someone goes, how many people are at the party last night? I don't know. Oh, I can know 40 or 50 people. I go, that's 40 or 50 people once we're past 100. Yeah, I can't tell.

[Zane]

Like, you know those games where they'll put like a giant, like a giant gumball machine, like, trying to guess how many. I could not. I couldn't even tell you anywhere. Like, dude, I. It's either. It's either like 200 or 5,000. Like, I. I cannot give you a good.

[Heath]

Those. Those are decent at. But you know what I'm really bad at is doing leftover calculations for Tupperware. Okay, bro, I am so bad at, like, looking at, like, how much something is left and I gotta pick the size Tupperware for it.

[Zane]

I'm pretty good at that.

[Heath]

Mariah nails that every time. And I'm like, I'll be putting it in and I've got, you know, a whole serving left on the side. And I'm like, damn, now I gotta get a small one.

[Matt]

Oh, I'll be practicing that. I'll Be making it a lasagna. Whatever it is. The leftover is. That's gonna be.

[Zane]

I'm not dir. Another Tupperware. You are. You are getting in here.

[Heath]

The rest is going in the trash. If it didn't make it in the one Tupperware.

[Matt]

But it didn't happen. So she. But, like, that's a Patricia.

[Zane]

And if it doesn't. And if it doesn't fit on the top. Doesn't fit. It's foiled. I don't care. It's over. You're. I'm going to foil the. All around it. It's going to. It's going to make it in there.

[Matt]

Well, sometimes. Yeah. We'll take our little. What do you call little Dutch oven thing. I'll put that in the fridge.

[Zane]

I'm not even like, what is that again?

[Matt]

It's basically just like a big pot. A pot. A big pot. You do this one pan.

[Heath]

Put the whole thing in.

[Matt]

I put the whole thing in. I'll turn that top upside down so the little lid can slide under. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, we're good.

[Heath]

How do you. How do you guys store cold pizza?

[Zane]

I don't.

[Matt]

Oh, whole box.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Heath]

You slide the whole box in.

[Matt]

Yes. Yes. That's crazy. My dad growing up was, like, foil wrapping it around the pizza. Get.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Foil on the pizza. But no.

[Zane]

Toss it. Toss it or finish cold. Toss it or finish it. I. Well, I mean, my fat ass. I eat. I'll eat the whole box. I will.

[Heath]

Yeah. Zane's never heard of leftover.

[Zane]

I'm not. I'm not putting that in the fridge. It, like, does not taste right the

[Matt]

next day unless you air fry it and kind of crisp it up.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Bring it back to life. That's too much work. And then you microwave it and you're like.

[Zane]

Like, I. Like, I'd rather just order another pizza the next day.

[Heath]

Like, you're out of control.

[Zane]

Yeah, just ordering. I'm ordering another pizza. I want it hot, ready, and fresh. Like,

[Matt]

all right.

[Zane]

Matt. I used to eat, like, a box of pizza like, four times a week. Like, it. I was. It was dangerous. Well, that's when I was, like, very large.

[Lady Luck]

Yeah.

[Matt]

In FR Little Caesars with, like, I had no money.

[Zane]

That's good.

[Matt]

Little Caesars was there for you, wasn't it?

[Zane]

Like, seven bucks a pop. Seven bucks a box. Five bucks a box. You see?

[Matt]

Little Caesars does hit.

[Zane]

Does it still hit, though?

[Matt]

It depends on the.

[Heath]

When you're in the mood for, like, shitty pizza.

[Zane]

Okay. Oh, the 9.99 Weberoni.

[Matt]

Like I was in the Kalamazoo airport. Terrible, terrible delay. Like four hour delay. They. They bought Little Caesars and it tasted good.

[Zane]

They bought little. What do you mean?

[Matt]

Because there's no food options at the Kalamazoo airport. So they're like, we gotta feed these people. So they bought the airport, bought us Little Caesars.

[Zane]

Surprised that they bought you pizza. Normally they don't like give a. I

[Matt]

think it's certain airports, if it's small enough, they gotta keep customer service up, you know.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zane]

But I just did not think that they would do that.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Waters. At most in my head it's like, oh, like waters make sense. Like, oh, here's a water. But Little Caesar. That's kind of sick.

[Matt]

It's nice when like you're on a delayed plane, the little flight attendant comes by.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like what do you want, a coke? They give you the whole damn can.

[Heath]

You know what I mean?

[Matt]

They give you the full can usually when there's a delay.

[Zane]

What's the smallest Runway like airport you've ever landed in where it was like an insane like you had to as soon as you landed.

[Heath]

I don't think I've ever been to one where it was like a dramatic.

[Matt]

Because I can't see it. You know, I'm on the plane.

[Zane]

For me it was Florence. Florence has that really short, tiny airport, a tiny Runway. And it's also like a one Runway thing where it's like you land and the plane has to like literally turn around on the same Runway and then exit. Like it's not like a whole system. It's weird. It's either. Yeah. And as soon as we touch the ground, they had like planes have to stop immediately. And it's a rough landing. And it happens every. It's every, every plane that lands.

[Heath]

What's the one? There's like two really crazy ones. There's one that comes in like right over the beach.

[Matt]

Yes. Yeah.

[Heath]

And it's like 10ft above people's heads.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And then there's another crazy one that comes over the top of like a mountain, like cliff.

[Zane]

Oh, hell no.

[Heath]

And it just like has to drop down really fast to get at the level of the airport and it looks crazy.

[Zane]

Move the airport.

[Matt]

Yeah, make it bigger.

[Zane]

Build another one. I like. How is that?

[Heath]

Knock the mountain down.

[Zane]

No, that. That's insane. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just waiting for something to happen.

[Heath]

And then when something happens, they're like coming in sideways. Cuz it's windy. Yeah, I'm good.

[Zane]

We gotta run the intro.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Three, two, one.

[Zane]

It's Cockatiel, baby. Welcome back to Zayn and Heath. I'm Zane. Nice to meet you.

[Caller / Guest]

I'm Heath.

[Matt]

I'm Matt.

[Jared]

I'm Jared.

[Zane]

And we are very glad that you are finally here.

[Matt]

Do I look like a Muppet? Do I look like a Muppet?

[Zane]

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[Matt]

My birthday's tomorrow.

[Zane]

It's your birthday tomorrow.

[Matt]

Do you ever get anxiety? Thank you.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Happy birthday, Raven.

[Zane]

Yeah, I always do. Like, and every. Every year on my birthday, I just. For some reason, my body does just not want to be in a good mood.

[Matt]

It's like.

[Zane]

It's this weird thing where I just

[Matt]

try to just pass it and I'm the same way, but I try to fight that all the time. But I do get this. I think I get more anxiety the day before just knowing I want to enjoy.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Tomorrow I. Even though I'm having a party like

[Zane]

in next weekend, which I think is a good idea. Like, I like, I don't want to celebrate my birthday on the day at all. I'd rather, like, again, wait a few weeks and then do something. There's just something weird about it. Like, I don't know why I'll get

[Matt]

depressed, though, if I didn't do anything for myself on my birthday. Like, you know? I know. I'm talking about, like, a lazy, like. But a lazy birthday where you didn't do anything. No one even lit you a cake. I know. I'm gonna get that.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

But just. Oh, I should have got some friends together just to have some drinks and stuff and just enjoy the time.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

To recognize the birthday. If I'm sitting on my phone throughout an entire evening on my birthday and I didn't do anything, that's gonna kill me.

[Zane]

But the thing is, I'm gonna be in a bad mood already, so I might as well just, like, let it. Like, I'm just gonn that day away, and then I'll feel better the next day. And it's like, oh, okay, we'll celebrate my birthday.

[Heath]

We're ready to celebrate.

[Zane]

Yes. Yes. It's like my body is, like, for. It just turns off.

[Heath]

It's like, okay, passed. Now let's do it.

[Zane]

You're expecting something, but you don't care. For me, that's. That's like. That's like that for me. Like, I genuinely. I'm not expecting anything, but, like, I don't know why. It just feels so sad.

[Matt]

I know.

[Zane]

You know what I mean? Like, I. But I don't, like, I don't care for you to, like, surprise me with anything or, like, surprise birthday. I don't care. Like, I don't need it, but my body's just.

[Heath]

Do you get yourself, like, a gift for your birthday? Do you ever treat yourself?

[Zane]

Not my birth.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

No.

[Matt]

No. I mean, like, I've treated ourselves like a trip for my birthday.

[Jared]

Sure.

[Caller / Guest]

Okay.

[Matt]

If that makes sense. But I don't think I buy myself a gift. But, yeah, Feeling sad on your birthday, often called the birthday blues. It's extremely common sense and pressure to be happy. Reflecting on unmet life goals. Aging anxiety. Past negative experiences. I have been getting, like, aging anxiety lately, Dude.

[Heath]

Yes, yes. Same.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like the years. It's the years of the twenties that have gone by, which I've loved, But knowing that that whole segment is, like, gone, and you've lived all of that.

[Zane]

Every year, it's further and further away, which makes it, like, super Sad because your 20s feels.

[Matt]

Everything feels still so new and still so recent. But it's your Adult era. So it's all, like, very fresh, but then looking back, like, that's not who I really was 10 years ago. You've had growth.

[Caller / Guest]

Truth.

[Matt]

Yeah, but it's just this. I don't know. It freaks me out.

[Zane]

Yeah. It's thinking about, like. Like, if somebody's celebrating their 27th birthday in my head's like, oh, wow. They're like an adult. They're old, but, like, 27 compared to 33. That was. That was five, six years ago. It's a long time ago. It's crazy.

[Heath]

It's so. It's so weird to think about. My biggest anxiety comes from, like, I look at my brother. He's 40, and my grandparents are 87.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Heath]

He's had them for 40 years.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And they're still relatively young grandparents.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And then I look at, like, I just had Tony. And then my parents are already 67. My dad's 67. So I'm like, I want.

[Matt]

I know you wish you could have more time. You know, you wish you could, like. But you know what? You still have the present. You have to remind yourself of that. It's still here right in front of you. It's just enjoying it. Running the math can drive you crazy, though, about it.

[Heath]

It does. It does.

[Zane]

But I get. Then I get told all the time that your 40s is, like, the best years of your life. So that, like, that gets me also excited, too.

[Heath]

I think. I think they say that for everything, they'd be like, oh, your 20s is your best. And then when the 20s passes, they're like, oh, don't just wait the 30s. And then 30s past, they're like, 40's gonna.

[Matt]

Like, no kid I knew from high school just posted his son was turning 15. I'm like, granted, he had young, but you're like, Wow, 15.

[Podcast Host]

Damn.

[Matt]

I haven't even had kids.

[Zane]

Lucky. Basketball. He's almost, like. He's almost done with, like, being. You know what I mean?

[Matt]

Because it's.

[Zane]

It's work. It's like to get to 15 years old. Your kid being 15, that's. That's a lot of years of work.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zane]

You put your time in. I would, like, sometimes I always think about this, like, in my head, it's like having a kid and then having to, like, like, like enjoy. Because it's. I feel like they're all like, your kids are also, like, always, like, the most fun. And they're like teens. Right. It's like, you don't have to, like, take care of them too much. You don't have to, like, think about.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Getting into bed on time or anything like that. Those are like the fun years.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Zane]

But you have to, like. It sucks. You have to do all those.

[Matt]

Yeah, you got it. Sucks.

[Zane]

You have to raise your kids.

[Matt]

Like, hurry up, come on, grow. Get this baby growing. I know.

[Jared]

My mom just texted me scheduling my grandma's 100th birthday.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Zane]

Wow.

[Jared]

December.

[Matt]

That's awesome.

[Zane]

How's she doing?

[Jared]

She's. She's sharp as attack. Frail as hell though, unfortunately.

[Zane]

But she's sharp, though.

[Jared]

That's good.

[Matt]

How hard are we going on that party? Make it big, but keep it light.

[Zane]

Imagine being a hundred, actually. I mean, I think I would actually feel super satisfied.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

At that point, you're just like, I've lived longer than a lot of people.

[Matt]

Kind of lonely, though, like all your friends, like.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Hope.

[Zane]

I mean, I would hope you'd have like, kids that, like, you know. You had kids, grandkids.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Oh, yes.

[Matt]

In terms of family. But like all the people that were around your age that you were doing, like, life with.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like, it's very rare. They all like as well.

[Zane]

I already know if I made it to 100, but, like, I last longer than all my friends. You know, I'm making a tik tok

[Matt]

already thinking about content. Like my 100.

[Zane]

I'm going to like when you win, when you make it past all your.

[Heath]

You make it Zayn's 100th video.

[Matt]

He's 100. You got to be kid. He decides he's going to upload, like, again. Like, I'm back.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

I'm

[Matt]

on a hoverboard and tries to redo.

[Zane]

Trying to do everything I used to be able to do as a 30

[Matt]

year old who is the oldest person in the world or in the world right now. I bet it's a hundred.

[Zane]

I believe it's a hundred and like twenty something.

[Heath]

No.

[Matt]

Yeah. You know that. Stat click refresh 116.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Okay.

[Matt]

Ethel. Ethel Caterman. I think he shouted around in the past. She's still going. The GC is doing good. She says her remarkable longevity to her motto. Never argue with anyone.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Sure.

[Matt]

Apple.

[Zane]

Oh, my. Can you imagine? She like, she's here and she looks like, oh, God, that's an old picture. That was 40 years ago. And about 40 years ago is like, it's like 81.

[Heath]

16 is wild.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Damn.

[Zane]

16 more heath. 16 more years.

[Matt]

And her 117th is coming up August next month.

[Jared]

Wow.

[Matt]

We'll check back in. Just stay with us.

[Zane]

Guinness World Record.

[Matt]

Let's get her on. Sure.

[Zane]

I don't think she'll be able to, like, do this for. For, like, longer than she was.

[Heath]

She was born in 1909. Look, look up. Like what? Like invented? Yeah.

[Zane]

Is that Titanic that you're.

[Jared]

Yeah, she was born three years before the Titanic.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Heath]

I'm trying to think, like, what. What wasn't even invented yet?

[Zane]

Internet.

[Heath]

She didn't have tick tock in 1909.

[Zane]

I mean, anything tech wise definitely did not exist.

[Heath]

Yeah, like, I don't even think, like, was Coco.

[Zane]

Did Coca Cola exist?

[Heath]

Maine sports weren't even around yet. Like, football wasn't even a sport.

[Matt]

She's seen it all.

[Zane]

Oh, wow. 1886. Never mind.

[Heath]

Yeah, but she was drinking it when it had real cocaine.

[Podcast Host]

Oh, yeah.

[Zane]

When it was, like, real bad for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She didn't have Diet Coke though.

[Matt]

But yeah, she eventually got it. She was a child. She was a child.

[Zane]

She was a child. When was Diet Coke invented?

[Matt]

Should we guess? Yes, I'm gonna guess. 80s, 70s, 70s. Okay, good.

[Zane]

Thought it was. No, it was invented in 1887. Oh, you're talking about 19. 1980. 1982.

[Matt]

Today, y'. All.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Wow.

[Matt]

Happy Diet Coke Day, July 8th, 1982. Yo, that's crazy.

[Heath]

That is weird.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Heath]

We should celebrate.

[Matt]

We should celebrate. Zane, you're having a Diet Coke?

[Lady Luck]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Let' give me a time.

[Zane]

I just, like, my hairs are up.

[Matt]

That is cool.

[Heath]

All right, look up, look up. Coke, zero sugar. I didn't have Diet Coke.

[Jared]

Wow.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. Diet Coke. Happy birthday. Diet.

[Zane]

Happy birthday. Hey, we love you. We're big fans. We love you so much. You've changed my life. And I drink one of you at least once a day. At least once a day. Every single day. I never miss a beat.

[Heath]

Honestly. Same.

[Matt]

The product placement in Devil Wears Product two was amazing. That movie, they were just like.

[Zane]

Oh, it's like the. Yes. They kept, like, zooming in on, like, just the bottle.

[Matt]

Diet Coke.

[Zane]

Happy freaking birthday. Diet Coke. My dc. Let's go. God, why am I like that? Just.

[Heath]

It made me happy.

[Zane]

Yeah, that just, like, really blew up my energy right now. I'm not gonna lie. Did they post for it? I bet you they didn't post for it.

[Matt]

Yeah. You think maybe.

[Zane]

Oh, they didn't even know. They don't even know. That's crazy.

[Matt]

Chicken breast or chicken thighs?

[Zane]

Chicken breast or chicken thighs? Everyone

[Matt]

just like, what? Like, I wrote it down because I thought it was interesting to talk about. Because I'll say, though, chicken thighs are, I think, are better than Chicken breast. Patricia's been, like, showing me the chicken thighs.

[Zane]

No, there's nothing better than chicken legs.

[Matt]

Boneless chicken thighs.

[Zane]

Chicken legs.

[Matt]

Chicken legs, but chicken legs, like a drumstick.

[Heath]

Yeah, I know.

[Matt]

At a Renaissance fair, man.

[Zane]

Oh, at a Renaissance.

[Matt]

Yeah. No, I'm Zane. I'm just talking about eating a damn chicken leg. But, like, a chicken thigh is, like. It's so much juicier than a chicken breast. Like, if you are getting some boneless chicken.

[Heath]

Yeah, but you got more risk for, like, weird pieces.

[Matt]

Okay, well, cut them out. But I don't know. Chicken thighs. I've just been like, where has this been all my life?

[Heath]

Okay, okay, here's. I think here's a better one. Wings or flies?

[Caller / Guest]

Flats.

[Heath]

Drums.

[Zane]

I know what you meant. Flats.

[Matt]

Wait, hold on. What are flats called?

[Zane]

Flats.

[Heath]

Wait, like a wing?

[Zane]

Like a regular wing? Like a traditional wing.

[Matt]

I've never heard someone call them flats in my life. Really? Okay.

[Heath]

That's what we call them in Florida.

[Matt]

Oh, that's what you call those things? Oh, okay. No.

[Jared]

Drums.

[Matt]

I've never even considered their culture drums.

[Zane]

Every time I bite into it, I'm just get to me. I get funky pieces and drums.

[Heath]

A nub. You get like a big.

[Zane]

I hate that. Like a hard nugget that falls right off the bone.

[Matt]

I like the flat hack.

[Jared]

Yes.

[Matt]

Where you take the.

[Lady Luck]

You.

[Matt]

You give it a little wiggle. Take the bone out then. Yeah, yeah.

[Zane]

But, you know, not the whole thing. Sometimes these are still pieces you want

[Matt]

to take out this hack.

[Heath]

The only thing that throws me off about the flat, though. If you don't do that hack and you just bite one side of it, you get them veins that run the length from knuckle to knuckle. And I'm just.

[Zane]

Oh, what's your favorite wing place?

[Heath]

Are we doing traditional wings? We doing boneless hooters?

[Matt]

Hooters. Though naked wings are good.

[Heath]

I do not like their wings at all.

[Zane]

No, no, they don't have wings.

[Matt]

They only.

[Zane]

They only have good racks.

[Matt]

Buffalo wild wings. I don't like getting wings, though. Boneless buffalo wings all day. Because you're telling me that's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I ate six chickens. Wings were ripped off.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

In my own stomach.

[Zane]

I think it's fake. I call BS on that. I think it's just. I think it's all parts of chickens, and they just form it in there. And you think you're getting something, but because you're telling. Yeah, but, like, Matt's right there. You're telling me that I'M eating, like, multiple, like, chickens right now. But I'm only eating these pieces. Like, where's the rest going?

[Heath]

You're talking about real wings.

[Matt]

Yes. Like, we're talking about the drumsticks, the wings, the flats, all of that. Knowing it's just, like, a true appendage of it, rather than just a chicken nugget off a breast that they fried up and made a boneless chicken wing. I feel a little bit more, like.

[Zane]

I feel better when I go to, like, Ralph's or Publix and I'm getting a whole rotisserie chicken because I know I'm only killing one chicken. Peter would love that.

[Matt]

But I'll still eat both. But if I'm ordering for myself at a place, I'm going boneless. But if I'm at a party and there's wings out and you bought them, someone's got to eat them. I'm eating them.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Zane]

For boneless, I think Wingstop is very good.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Also, Buffalo wild wing's still good.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah. Well, Buffalo wild wings, you can go there, watch a game, have a beer, environment.

[Zane]

The environment's.

[Heath]

They got great appetizers. They got a lot more on the menu.

[Zane]

They're hot nacho cheese dip, whatever the that is.

[Matt]

Love the menu's big. Wingstop. They want you to get in there and get the out. They're like, what? No, I want this. Go.

[Zane]

They want you. They want you. Ordering it through their app and then having somebody pick up the food.

[Matt]

Like, people eating inside a Wingstop top bolt.

[Zane]

No, no.

[Matt]

Bold move.

[Zane]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Matt]

Yeah, Maybe there are cooler ones out there. I gotta go. But the ones in my neighborhood. Yeah, get out.

[Heath]

They don't want to.

[Matt]

Can I please, like, you don't have to make it if you don't want to.

[Zane]

I also. I can't think about any other Pluckers.

[Matt]

Pluckers down in Austin, Texas. That's fine.

[Zane]

That's a fun name for a wing place.

[Matt]

Pluckers.

[Zane]

Pluckers.

[Matt]

Love me some pluckers.

[Zane]

We're all getting clucker for a little bit of plucker.

[Heath]

Okay, okay.

[Zane]

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[Matt]

Did you go to Hooters as a kid? Did you go to Hooters? Me too. So you. Oh, Keith. No, I'm not a Hooters family. My mom loved it with my dad.

[Zane]

Y. Yeah.

[Matt]

No. Okay.

[Heath]

No, no, no, no.

[Zane]

It was for LA beach, so we had some honeys at that Hooters.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Zane.

[Matt]

Not the.

[Zane]

Not the one on Sunrise though.

[Heath]

But there was a. There. We.

[Zane]

We.

[Heath]

We didn't go to like a Hooters or anything like that, but there was this one spot called Tijuana Taxi.

[Matt]

But it was. That sounds good.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

It was.

[Heath]

Dude, my mom couldn't even hate this place because of how good the food was. The prices were amazing, but it was just the ass version of Hooters.

[Matt]

Oh, so you. Oh, cuz it like.

[Zane]

Yeah, it was so. Like they would just wear these. Like they would barely wear any.

[Heath]

And. And my mom would sit there, she would eat, but she would love the food. But her eyes would be like this. Just making sure none of us are looking around.

[Zane]

But like it didn't make sense though.

[Matt]

It just dropped your credit card.

[Zane]

The environment didn't even feel like they need to do that though. Like.

[Heath]

Yeah, it was.

[Zane]

It was totally like, I want to see some cheeks on the.

[Matt]

On the taxi.

[Heath]

So I think I'm thinking these for new unifor forms. The owner just walks out with it.

[Matt]

You're like, are they still these types of establishments now with, you know, what's the word? Just discriminatory, like hiring. Is it like, can they still say no?

[Zane]

Because I don't know. Like, like when it comes to places like Hooters.

[Matt]

Yeah. Like do.

[Zane]

That is a really good question. Do a little investing.

[Matt]

Guys, we're going to Hooters today and seeing. Does Hooters still have just the worst type of YouTuber in like Ray Ban glasses going, yeah,

[Jared]

all in.

[Zane]

All in sunglasses, just recording.

[Jared]

Oh, this is interesting.

[Matt]

Oh, Hooters.

[Podcast Host]

Yeah.

[Matt]

They allow men now. I'm kidding.

[Zane]

Applicants are legally hired as entertainers rather than traditional servers, which legally allows the company to base hiring on physical image.

[Matt]

Oh, they found a little loophole.

[Zane]

That is a crazy loophole. I'm surprised they were able to get away with that loophole.

[Matt]

Entertainers. So you gotta have the look. Twin Peaks, though, was for the bad girls.

[Zane]

Oh, the bad.

[Matt]

Yes. Those were the ones that got kicked out of Hooters. Like, like without. The girls I knew in my school who worked at Twin Peaks, just like they had like, you were a certain type of girl. Their hair was like blonde with like the black extensions underneath it, you know, I mean like the bottom hair was just black.

[Caller / Guest]

How do you.

[Zane]

That is so on.

[Jared]

On that.

[Matt]

And they.

[Zane]

With the black hair with the.

[Matt]

Because they were making good money. They were getting their nails done. They had their done. They would back talk the teachers. Cuz hell, they were probably making more than the teachers. Twin Peaks.

[Zane]

I love the attire like that. Like, to me that is like. That makes sense.

[Heath]

The name is really crazy when you think about it.

[Zane]

With the logo. I didn't even think of that here.

[Matt]

It's pretty crazy. And they would make. And they're. Their managers would be like post on social media. So those girls would always be like posted. Guys come to Twin Peaks tonight.

[Zane]

Oh, they have to post for the restaurant.

[Matt]

I feel like the Twin Peaks girls I knew would post when they were.

[Zane]

Did they get paid more for that?

[Matt]

You know what? I think it was because this is the beginning of social media. I bet. You know, let's say these guys who work there, they think you're cute. They want to come back when you're working and they probably add you on Facebook. Yeah. And so they're like, hey.

[Caller / Guest]

Hey.

[Matt]

Are my favorite tippers. Want to come in? Come in.

[Zane]

I'm working tonight. If you post a video, then they come. Like, the. The incentive is that they come looking

[Matt]

for you, and they're gonna give you that tip.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Matt]

Oh, and then we had this place called redneck Heaven, and these girls would just wear bikinis. This was not just, like, I did not go there with my family, but it was like, when I was, like, in high school. Like, I. Yes, but bikinis, like, put on some ho. We're in a food establishment. Like, you're wearing a swimsuit.

[Zane]

I mean, that's. I mean, isn't there. There are places like. Actually, no, there isn't. You're right. That is. That is pretty crazy.

[Matt]

You know what I mean? I may take it back. Maybe it was just bikini night. Maybe they did wear jeans, but it was just, like, golly, too much.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Those are the girls working there.

[Matt]

Yes. You know what I mean?

[Zane]

Wait, do they have one in L. A?

[Matt]

No, I think they went out of business. They had a minnow shot there. You would do a shot at tequila, and they bring you a live ass fucking minnow. Know, and you had it down that with the shot of. Where's. Where's that go? Well, they said it like, oh, it dies right when it hits your stomach, sweetheart. No, it does. And you'd be like, sure, it does.

[Zane]

Right when it hits your stomach. Sweet. Oh, honestly, with all the stomach acids, I. I wouldn't be surprised. They're probably right.

[Matt]

And I did it.

[Zane]

Oh, God, look at that.

[Jared]

You did it.

[Zane]

We got it.

[Matt]

I did the minnow shot. Yeah. Because I was, like. I was young, dude.

[Heath]

What was. What was the one thing? Gosh, it was like a tequila.

[Matt]

The.

[Heath]

But was there, like, a worm in it or like a scorpion?

[Zane]

Yeah, they still have that.

[Matt]

Yeah, they still got that in, like, certain offering of tequila bottles. Yeah.

[Zane]

Jared, click that picture in the middle.

[Jared]

This one.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

That was every rave Zayn went to as a kid.

[Zane]

Oh, no, it wasn't. Okay.

[Matt]

It was props to, like, our listeners. If you're working at Hooters, if you are working at Twin Peaks, like, all respect.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I'm talking about just people.

[Zane]

Like, I don't think anybody listening right now works there for some reason.

[Matt]

Someone is pulling up right now.

[Heath]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Going. Just hits that break. Like.

[Zane]

Yeah. If you guys work at Twin Peaks or Hooters. Comment.

[Matt]

Yeah. How is it. How is it these days? Are the men still, like, awful or like Hooters? They would like, get up and sit at the table with you.

[Zane]

It depends on the area. Right? The area. Like, in Florida, like. Like, there's. There's weirdos everywhere that's going in there and eating every day, and they're gonna act just like that. The same.

[Heath]

But it was nice. It was nice, though. They had the smoking section outside.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

You'd have, like, a little ashtray. The $3.00 PBRs. You're like.

[Zane]

I thought in Florida. I thought, they're everywhere outside. You could smoke even in restaurants.

[Heath]

I don't think so.

[Matt]

Oh, remember Hooters had an airline.

[Zane]

No, they didn't.

[Matt]

Yes. Hooters had an airline that ran for, like, a couple years.

[Zane]

There's no way.

[Matt]

And it ran to Vegas. Yes, dude. And the flight attendants were Hooters girls. Like, I'm pretty sure, like, went to Vegas.

[Heath]

It was a different time.

[Zane]

You know what? I want to see Krispy Kreme Air.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

Hot and ready.

[Matt]

Light.

[Zane]

On the plane. On the plane, dude.

[Matt]

Does seem to be sticky. Like, they gotta wipe that down. Krispy Kreme Air, please. Just.

[Heath]

Just imagine that, though, you know, like, that.

[Matt]

Bing. And then there's a hot. There's a hot and ready icon, like,

[Heath]

right next to the laboratory.

[Zane]

It's like, seat belts. And then just a ring brush.

[Heath]

Yes, that's. That would be really nice. Nice.

[Zane]

Oh, I. I was just on a flight. It was, like, a Delta flight, and on their menu, they had. It was like, a whole Shake B. A Shake Shack burger meal. I didn't know they did that on flights.

[Heath]

That's what Remy got sick off of.

[Zane]

I know, but she said she did that with the. Like. I think it was for Coachella. A normal commercial flight.

[Heath]

I think she was on, like, a normal. A normal flight and got the.

[Zane]

Oh, I thought it was one of those, like, brand trips that she was on where they took. Sweet. Oh, God. I was so surprised. I couldn't believe it. I didn't eat it, though. And you know why I didn't eat it? Because of Remy's store story. I got way too scared. Remy got, like, super sick eating a Shake Shack burger that, like, an airline plane that. That they offered, like, it was, like, part of their menu, and she said she got sick, so.

[Matt]

Bummer.

[Heath]

But Shake Shack is banging.

[Zane]

Oh, my. I want one after this. I'm gonna get one after this.

[Matt]

Probably once a week. I get it. I live right by one. And, like, you can always. Like, it's just a drive away. No, I just drive. But, like, I'm there, like, in A minute.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And it's always ready. They're kind of mean, but are there. They are a little like. Well, they don't want to help you. Like, if you're there to pick up, you have to be like, hi.

[Zane]

I would also be super annoyed if my place of establishment had like 80 shakes to choose from and you just had to like, fucking. You had all these ingredients that you had to fucking worry about. When people just show up for a burger and then you have somebody going like, I want an Oreo that well, me. Oreo, chocolate strawberry, fucking Neapolitan shake.

[Heath]

They right now, I think they still have it. They have like a chocolate pudding shake.

[Jared]

Fuck.

[Matt]

Oh, Zane.

[Heath]

It is the best shake I've ever had in my life.

[Jared]

Really?

[Zane]

Oh, my. Does it's like a dark chocolate shake?

[Matt]

Is it like pudding flavored?

[Heath]

Okay. Do you remember, like, the cup of dirt dessert?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Oh, it has crushed up like Oreos in it. It is Zayn. It is out of control.

[Matt]

I love that. For y', all, chocolate blackout pudding black

[Heath]

out like, you're like chocolate blackout pudding.

[Zane]

Holy shit. I'm getting one after this. I'm getting one. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.

[Heath]

Oh, yeah, I tried their spicy one. Do not recommend.

[Zane]

How would you get a spicy shake?

[Matt]

Oh, is it like a little Korean themed? Yeah, yeah, Just.

[Heath]

Just to be fun, you know, I

[Zane]

was like the spicy boy.

[Matt]

The. The K Shack barbecue burger, though, is good from them.

[Zane]

It looks good. Yeah.

[Matt]

Sorry, this is really bad. I think we're diving a little deep into Shake Shack's menu. Some of these people do not have Shake Shacks. Oh, so Bardon didn't get in a streamer universe? Do you see him?

[Heath]

No.

[Matt]

Oh, my God. Dude, he had the meltdown online. I'm worried about him.

[Zane]

Wait, like a real meltdown or was it like a fake one? Because I. I've seen him do like. I feel like.

[Matt]

Well, then I guess he was hamming it. I mean, he was. If he was hamming it up.

[Heath]

Wait, what is Streamer Universe?

[Matt]

It's with Kai. Is this the video? Yes.

[Zane]

Everybody got a fair chance.

[Matt]

Pause it. Wait one second.

[Zane]

No.

[Matt]

Do you know about Kai Senate, how he has this streamer university thing and he's trying to find like, the next, like, like big 30 to 50 streamers that he wants to, like, endorse and. Okay, you know, probably own a bit of their business.

[Zane]

What does that come with, though? Does he like Promote the.

[Heath]

Out of them.

[Matt]

And then they'll. They're gonna be part of this huge wave of attention and stuff. Your career can change overnight. And that's. I just wanted to give context about that, of what Vardon was upset about. And these are all the streamers that got upset. Accepted. I just was worried about Verdon.

[Zane]

Wait.

[Heath]

So I think that was a real crowd. Crash out.

[Matt]

Oh, it gets worse.

[Zane]

Oh, really? Oh, my God.

[Caller / Guest]

I thought.

[Zane]

I thought. I thought he was acting. I was like, he's a good actor. I thought it was really my moment. Are you sure?

[Matt]

Maybe he's hamming it up.

[Zane]

I really think he's hanging out, guys.

[Matt]

Maybe this take. He's hamming it up. But right after it happened, Susie was just like, bro, there's better things for you. I was like, oh, boy.

[Zane]

Nick does this.

[Caller / Guest]

He.

[Zane]

He does. Like, okay. Yeah, I feel like that. I feel like the whole family, they kind of like, they know what they're. They know what they're doing.

[Jared]

Have you guys heard about the real life Mexican Batman that's going around?

[Zane]

He's dressed up in Batman. He's dressed as Batman. And he also fights crime.

[Jared]

Like, I honestly don't know if he's dressed up as Batman. It's just the.

[Matt]

He's masked.

[Jared]

Yeah. The citizens are calling him the Batman. Yeah. The Batman of Lagos de Moreno. And so he will tape, like, he'll beat the. Out of thieves.

[Zane]

No.

[Matt]

And then take him to. No way.

[Zane]

There's no way.

[Matt]

For the people listening, these two boys are ducking duct taped to a street pole and with a sign probably saying, like, parents come pick him up here.

[Zane]

And he has, like, he wrote on their forehead, like, Batman something.

[Jared]

He. He writes. It's like ratto or ratio or something. It means thief in Spanish. And then this sign is like, a detailed description of their crimes.

[Zane]

He needs to pick his, like, posters better. I don't like the pink. It doesn't matter.

[Heath]

It's giving yard sale.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Holy.

[Matt]

This guy's like. It looks like he's, like, probably bleeding from his nose or his head and, like.

[Zane]

So this guy. This guy is pretty tough. He's strong. Seems good for her in a way.

[Matt]

Good for him. If he's living in a town where the police are not doing enough and he's had enough of the crime and he wants his neighborhood to be safer and he's taking it to his own hands. Go for it. I hope someone makes a comic book and he gets a cut.

[Zane]

He doesn't have, like, a team.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Damn.

[Matt]

He's just Taping these people.

[Zane]

There's no way he's doing this by himself. That's insane.

[Heath]

Okay, think about how hard it would be to get somebody to stay against the pole and go around them with a thing of tape.

[Zane]

That's unless he has them at Gunpowder Point. I mean, how else would you be able to have them just stand at the pole and then tape them if he doesn't have a gun?

[Matt]

Or maybe he just has this like a contraption. Maybe he's just like. He throws this like net at them and it just goes like he's a drone of duct tape just wrapping him around. You don't know. He can have a little. Robin.

[Zane]

I've been found in this condition so far, which is what sparked.

[Heath]

There's a lot. How many are there? That a lot of pictures.

[Matt]

That is trademark. He like Sharpies mouse whiskers like on him kind of badass.

[Zane]

That is badass. Wait, we need one here.

[Matt]

We do. Which I've. I've always thought like, you know, if people who live in Gotham and Batman. Why not you just leave Gotham? Who's living in Gotham?

[Zane]

He wants to pretend he loves the city. Gotham. He wants to protect his people.

[Matt]

But no, I'm talking about people living in the city.

[Zane]

Oh, I'd be like other people.

[Matt]

There's another villain on the loose.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And I gotta worry about this now.

[Zane]

And it's craz. You know those like superhero movies when they're like, it's Spider man, but it's like there's no other superhero in anywhere else in the world. Isn't it crazy? They have one. They had that one superhero and they're in their town. They're like, oh my God, Spider Man. And he's here.

[Matt]

Spider Man's in here.

[Zane]

And he can be anywhere.

[Matt]

Spider Man's always in New York. Spider Man's not like getting on a plane. Well, he helps out. I guess he helped out in dc,

[Zane]

but do you think he ever like takes a flight to some another city that they need his help in?

[Matt]

You know what I mean? Yes, it does happen. He's not going there. Well, then we're going to be talking about Avengers and superhero stuff.

[Heath]

Imagine Spider man on Hooters Air

[Zane]

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[Heath]

When, when you guys were growing up, did you really want that Spider man web blaster?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

TV infomercial that just

[Matt]

like, it was just silly.

[Zane]

It was a whole thing too. It's like it didn't even look cool. It was, it looked like a ankle monitor.

[Matt]

Looked cool. It was the best toy I own.

[Zane]

It didn't look.

[Heath]

Oh, you had it, Jared.

[Matt]

Yeah, I had it.

[Zane]

Like, look at that. It's a can attached to it like that.

[Matt]

You'd finish that can and be like, mama ran out and she's like, we're done with this spider man.

[Zane]

And you have to buy a whole another box. New gloves, new everything just to get the can. They didn't have any refillable tank.

[Jared]

I'm pretty sure I had this exact one right here.

[Zane]

Triple web action web blaster.

[Matt]

$80.

[Zane]

$80 now. Oh, oh, I thought it's what it cost back then.

[Matt]

No, no, no, just mint condition. God. Some toys back then, I'm like, God, I wish I just kept them cuz they're worth so much.

[Zane]

I'm surprised you you didn't. You like won't buy that just to have like hang it up on your shelf or something.

[Matt]

No, I'm not saying.

[Zane]

Who do you think?

[Matt]

I feel.

[Zane]

I feel like you with this like.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Hey guys.

[Matt]

Got the new Spider Man Triple Blaster.

[Zane]

No, you wouldn't even post it. It's just like something that you have.

[Matt]

Yu Gi. Oh, okay. That card dueling thing.

[Zane]

Oh my God.

[Matt]

Strap that to your arm.

[Zane]

Yes, I remember that.

[Matt]

That they need that for vapes.

[Zane]

139.

[Jared]

Damn.

[Zane]

Does it deal too?

[Matt]

You would hold your cards. I think you'd present your cards.

[Zane]

That's it.

[Matt]

With that, you put your deck of cards in that little slot and then you would make your little lineup. I never played Yu Gi. Oh, that's so stupid.

[Heath]

I had.

[Zane]

It was cool.

[Heath]

Imagine somebody in Vegas at a casino

[Matt]

playing like, you know, go for it. So I always feel like beyblades are still popular. Or I get beyblades on my algorithm sometimes and I'm like people like grown adults out there playing beyblades.

[Zane]

I can see why that's a collectible though. Like that's something that I feel like lives on.

[Matt]

Yeah, I guess you just spin in tops. Kids have been doing that since like 20.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Zane]

But it's like these, these guys have it because it's like it brings them back.

[Jared]

It's.

[Zane]

It's reminds them of like the good old days.

[Matt]

But you.

[Heath]

There needs to be a new toy like this though. I feel like everything is now now just like, you know, stimulate, stimulating like bubbles. Just like the little push things. Like there's no real like toy that's taking over like a yo yo.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Caller / Guest]

Give me.

[Heath]

Where's the kids coming up with like yo yos, right?

[Matt]

Yeah. Get the yo yo craze back.

[Zane]

Look at the top 20. Like top 20 hottest. Like toys that. What do you call the toys that? Like we're thinking like trendy toys.

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Zane]

They're gonna pull up like a boo boo and. But like I more. I want more like, like kids toy.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Zane]

Like what you'd buy had a.

[Matt]

See a lot of this is we've seen.

[Zane]

Like what is that?

[Heath]

Like give me go. Let's go back to those fairy things. You would rip the cord and it would like the.

[Zane]

What are those called?

[Matt]

Dragonflies.

[Zane]

Well, the. The. The. The fairies that.

[Matt]

Angel flies.

[Zane]

What?

[Matt]

Fly. Flutter buys. Flutter.

[Zane]

Yes, Flutter buys. Those were awesome.

[Matt]

And the one with the. The video where it goes into the fire. Wait, weren't they called flutter buys toy diamond toy?

[Zane]

Wait, what?

[Matt]

I thought that. Oh, right there. Flutter buys. Oh, flutter buys. Oh, because you. They flutter and go, bye bye.

[Heath]

Yeah, we don't have that stuff anymore.

[Zane]

Well, we do. You just have to pay 130 bucks for it.

[Matt]

I don't get the whole dumpling where it's like the little girls and they always buy, like, the dumplings and they're like, oh, my gosh, I got the rare one.

[Zane]

The dumplings.

[Matt]

It's like dumpling toys. They open up this little squish squishmabob. And then.

[Zane]

Oh, this is the type of. I feel like Remy would with. She, like, you know, she likes her little.

[Matt]

Her little unboxing little.

[Zane]

No, what's it called, Heath? What's it called?

[Heath]

The blind Box.

[Zane]

The blind boxes, yes. But it's like that little babies. The one with the little.

[Matt]

But you see these videos where it's like a sleepover or like, it's like four friends in a car and they. They all do it and, like, one of them got it, and the other girls are just pissed that she got it. Like, it's just. The sleepover's over. Like, just the friendship is done.

[Heath]

This video that I just saw recently, it's not this. I think they're called Neatos. It's like another. Another craze that people. People are like, going to target, camping out overnight waiting for these things.

[Zane]

Dude, you just gotta invent something stupid like this and just. I think it was one of these.

[Heath]

Or maybe it. Maybe it was a dumpling, but it was this mom, her daughter, and her daughter's friend in the car, and she bought both of them one of these blind box type ones.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

And the daughter's friend opened up the rare one and got super, super excited. The daughter didn't get the re. Rare one. And the mom turns to the friend and goes, well, you know the rules. You have to give it to her. I bought it.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Heath]

So she made the friend give her that one, and then the. Her actual daughter gave her the one that wasn't like the rare one.

[Zane]

No, no, no.

[Matt]

Posted it.

[Heath]

Yeah, dude, the comments were ripping.

[Zane]

That's insane. That's insane.

[Heath]

Well, you know the rules. Since. Since you have to give it to her.

[Zane]

Oh, God. The girl was like, what a now. But what if it was the lottery. That's true that you give two scratcher, like million dollar lottery tickets and the friend has a winning one.

[Jared]

I think the problem is that all these toys don't actually do anything. They're just collectibles.

[Matt]

Right? It's just the hype of getting it and unboxing it. And then the kid's like, all right, done.

[Zane]

But they won't keep their value, though, because there's so many out there. It's just. I don't like. It won't hold their value. Like, they like the older toys that we had.

[Jared]

It's the same thing I see with Pokemon cards now. Like, little kids are obsessed with Pokemon cards not to actually play Pokemon. It's just the thrill of, like, they see their favorite influencers getting these like million dollar cards and they just want to make money off of it.

[Zane]

And I think it's just so silly that they're being sold for that much. And then now this person has this card and it's just like, okay, what are you going to do? Sell it to the next person? It like, I don't understand. Understand that world with the on Pokemon.

[Matt]

Anything after like 150, I don't give a no, like, people still.

[Zane]

What do you mean?

[Heath]

What do you mean after 150?

[Podcast Host]

150.

[Matt]

No, I mean the classic Pokemon, wasn't it 150 Pokemon were like the classic ones that we grew up with. Everything after, like, people like, oh, my gosh, I got this, like, you know, super, like super. All of these. Okay, I recognize God.

[Zane]

Yes.

[Matt]

I don't recognize anything past this.

[Zane]

New ones, like, what do you think they're on? No, now they made new ones.

[Matt]

There are thousands of Pokemon now. It's not what we. There's over 10, 28.

[Zane]

How many were there back then when we were playing Pokemon?

[Matt]

150. Yes.

[Zane]

Why'd you laugh?

[Jared]

It was just the way he said 150.

[Matt]

I'm just being silly. I'm not trying to be.

[Zane]

Oh, no, no. I thought you said it to me already, but I didn't hear it.

[Matt]

It's just. I don't care. But all respect.

[Zane]

All respect to Pokemon players. It's a little sad, but all respect.

[Matt]

I like that guy on Tik Tok who's like, all right, these are the Pokemon I would eat. He's like, so if I'm doing a fish boil, I'm adding this now. I don't now for religious purposes. I don't recognize God. Pokemon, like the ones that are like the mega level. But he just like, breaks down all the ones that, like, look good to eat.

[Zane]

I. I'd watch that whole video. 10 minute, 10 minute, 20 minute video. I'll watch the whole thing. That's hilarious. Hilarious.

[Heath]

Oh, Jer bear, we should do a couple of the unfiltered advice questions. Yes.

[Zane]

Yeah, let's bring it back. Good idea, Heath.

[Caller / Guest]

Hey, y', all, my name is Jay. I'm calling from Michigan. My question is if some freaky Friday happened to you guys. Like, Matt goes to Zane's body, Zane goes to Heath, and Heath goes to Matt. Like, what? What are you guys doing? What are you doing first? What does your day look like? Are you freaking out? Trying to get back to normal? Like, how would you handle it? Yeah, that's my question.

[Podcast Host]

Thanks.

[Caller / Guest]

I love you guys so much.

[Zane]

Oh, that. Okay.

[Matt]

Do we do what she just said?

[Zane]

Yeah, what she just said?

[Matt]

Yeah, I go to you.

[Zane]

You're in my body.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

I'm in Heath's body. He doesn't mind your body me for

[Matt]

you because you're like, pretty fit. You're actively working out and I've known you for so long from when you were not, like, as athletic as you are now.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I would just like to feel your sense of athleticism and like your endurance. I think that would be like one thing I would say.

[Zane]

Do you just, like, enjoy it?

[Matt]

Yeah, just to enjoy. Just to experience it. Not as like for a sense of enjoyment. I'm just curious.

[Zane]

Would you with Danielle a little bit?

[Matt]

I guess so. How so would I with Danielle?

[Zane]

I don't know, like, maybe recite Hamilton that that'll like fudgeing. Surprise. Matt, take what you're really like, what you know by heart. And you would do that in my body and that would literally mind blowing everybody.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Zane]

Or that whole scene in that social network. That whole scene that you know, like, word.

[Matt]

Yes, Yes, I would. Yes. I would recite crazy stuff and everyone would be like, wow, Zane is just awful.

[Zane]

And you should. I would encourage you to make videos too, because everybody would also find it insane. They'll be like, there's no way.

[Matt]

Like on the podcast, just reading a teleprompter. Just nailing it. Yeah, I guess that's what I would do. You guys continue and if one jumps back out me, I'll come back.

[Zane]

If I was in here. Heath's body. Oh, God.

[Matt]

Actually, I know what I would do.

[Zane]

You would.

[Matt]

I would immediately start doing fatherhood stuff just to like.

[Zane]

Oh, I mean. Yeah, I was a given. I was just trying to think of

[Matt]

something just to Learn.

[Jared]

Just.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Matt]

To learn and experience the routine. Because all my friends who have babies.

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[Matt]

You see them in the motion and you're holding them. But, like, I don't really am doing your day today, and I would love just to trial that out.

[Zane]

Oh, okay. That's good. That was a. I was trying to think of, like, something, like, just funny. But what I would. I would take it. What I would do is I would take advantage of Tony always, like, having fun with you and smiling at you and, like, you know, because he. You're his dad. So I would, like, really enjoy my moments with him and just. So you teach Tony, like.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Zane]

I'm showing pictures of myself just, like, look at him. I'd be like, mariah, don't go anywhere near me. I'm saying, Mariah, I'm sleeping on the couch.

[Matt]

No, no, no, no.

[Zane]

I would build myself some stuff.

[Heath]

Okay.

[Zane]

Some pieces of furniture, you know, since, like, you know, like, I don't have to spend money on that. You have the tools already. You have the skill in your hands.

[Matt]

Furniture for he.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

It's like, what are you gonna send it? I would just go put on Heath's. Got thinking of that.

[Zane]

I would hope that it's Friday, so we could have pizza Friday.

[Heath]

Pizza Friday. Yeah. Absolutely.

[Zane]

Smoke a cigarette, drink break.

[Matt]

So break, break. Sobriety. Does it count? I don't know.

[Zane]

I don't know. I feel like it doesn't.

[Heath]

I don't think. Post a video. Just like, it, y'.

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[Zane]

I think we'd all have a lot of fun on our own accounts.

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[Zane]

You know what I mean? All right. What would you do if you were Matt?

[Heath]

Okay, so this is my. My head first went to. I'm Matt, but I'm in my head house.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

And I would. That's why I was like, oh, I would just take advantage of the height. Like, cleaning the top refrigerators. Like, doing good.

[Matt]

Doing shirt.

[Heath]

Yeah. Like, getting things that I couldn't normally reach or, like, things that I don't want to bust out, like a step stool for.

[Zane]

That's good.

[Matt]

That's a really good answer.

[Heath]

You know what? I would just do it. Like, I would go to the gym for a full day and just do squats. And I would just be like, you know what? When Matt. When Matt gets back in this, he's gonna look good. He's gonna have his butt.

[Matt]

Thank you.

[Zane]

I would know what? It would be so fun to just, like, really experience being that tall, though. Yeah. Because there's. When I wear, like, shoes that have like, like there's a. A bit of a. A wedge in. Not a wedge, but like a. A good heel in it. Man. It feels like. And I'm still not even close to like being as tall as Matt, but it like, it feels good. Like the air is different up there. It's crazy.

[Matt]

It is nice.

[Zane]

It's really.

[Matt]

I. I'm curious if I were you, how hot you run.

[Zane]

Oh, Matt, you would be miserable.

[Matt]

I know.

[Zane]

Like right now I am. I'm drench.

[Caller / Guest]

Just

[Matt]

ringing out.

[Zane]

Yeah. But like, no, sometimes I feel like. Like somebody has to be in my body to truly know what it. What it feels like. It's like it's just constantly being hot. It's so like I like, like, especially since it's so hot right now. I. A fan is on me in the house at all hours of the day. Like I'm on the. If I'm on the couch and I'm working, fan. If I'm in my room, fan. If I'm like in the kitchen, fan. It's just constant. I need constant air blowing in because it's. I'm so fucking hot.

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[Heath]

Do you have ceiling fans in your house?

[Zane]

No.

[Matt]

That's the thing. You don't have fans.

[Heath]

I feel like nobody has. Like they're not putting ceiling fans in houses.

[Matt]

And make sure your fans are spinning the right way.

[Zane]

Yes, because you're supposed to do it

[Matt]

seasonally, which makes no sense.

[Zane]

No, I thought it was because of the way it's like in angled.

[Heath]

Wait, you're supposed to do it See, you're supposed to change the blades.

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[Matt]

No, not change the blades. Change the direction of how the fan's turning.

[SpinQuest Advertiser]

Why?

[Matt]

Which doesn't make sense when you. Or it's when you want it to be. In the summer, you do anti clockwise.

[Heath]

No, there's no way.

[Zane]

It doesn't matter. You're in the house. It doesn't matter.

[Matt]

I know, right? So this is why it doesn't make sense. But this is something that's known because it helps maximize comfort and reduce and lowers energy costs throughout the year. How the do you see me? So fan should spin in the summer counterclockwise to push air straight down. This creates a windchill effect that evaporates sweat and makes the room feel 4 degrees cooler, allowing you to set your air conditioner higher. Winter clockwise. Fans should spin clockwise on a low speed to pull cool air up and push warm, trapped air from the ceiling back down into the living space. Okay, you know what? But I want it cool anyways.

[Zane]

I would understand if this was, like, out. Outside fans like that. To me, that makes sense because of the direction of the wind, the season, whatever. But inside your house, how is the air fucking like? It's.

[Matt]

But I'm just saying, if you're in a house that's really hot and you want it to be colder, just check your fan to make sure it's rotating the. The counterclockwise because it can make your place cooler. You may be on clockwise, but the thing is, you stand under that, you're like, where is it?

[Zane]

Have you ever seen a toilet flush the other way and it, like, completely rocks your world?

[Heath]

Apparently.

[Matt]

Don't people say that if it's like, you're on the other side of the world, it goes.

[Zane]

No, no.

[Heath]

There's like the southern southern hemisphere. It supposed to spin clockwise, but I don't remember.

[Zane]

But there, I mean, I was somewhere where that. To, like, it went the other way and it, like, it. My whole body, like, went into shock.

[Jared]

All right, do you want to do another one?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Heath]

Oh, let's do gym. Creeps.

[Matt]

Yeah, Jim Creeps.

[Caller / Guest]

Hi, guys. My name's Annie. I'm from New Jersey. My question's kind of for everyone. I was just wondering if you had any good comebacks for creepy men at the gym. Lately, I've been getting several comments from men. They say that I look young and then continue to talk to me and be weird and comment on watching me at the gym. And it's one of those situations where afterwards I'm like, damn, I wish I said this. So I was just wondering if you had any to keep in my back pocket or for anyone else listening that finds themselves in a similar situation. Love from New Jersey. Thank you.

[Heath]

Well, Zayn, you should probably take this one because you're. You're always, like, hitting on girls at the gym.

[Zane]

So from your perspective, I think what would absolutely crush me is just like a. I think just like a straight up.

[Heath]

Like, I got one.

[Zane]

It'll get the. Away from me. You're so ugly.

[Jared]

Just.

[Zane]

Just, like. Right. Just like, blunt. Just be super blunt.

[Matt]

I think whatever you say. Just pinch your nose and continue the conversation.

[Zane]

Oh, yeah.

[Heath]

Oh, that's good.

[Matt]

I think just go. Just keep going. What did you say?

[Heath]

Are you sure you want to be wasting your time right now? I think you could use some extra.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Reps over there.

[Zane]

Hey, back off. Oh, that's good. In a gym. That'll kill. Yeah. Fucking kill me.

[Matt]

I think I want to say something to them that insults their age on how old they are. Because if, like, she's like, oh, you look young.

[Zane]

And be like, ok, Grandpa. Grandpa's a nice one. Simple, like gampy. Oh, oh. Did you solve yourself, Grampy?

[Heath]

Or just hit him with a. I'm 16, you fucking pervert.

[Zane]

That's good.

[Heath]

Like, just go younger. Say you're underage.

[Matt]

Be like, go younger.

[Heath]

This guy's a creep.

[Matt]

Yeah, nice tribal tab. Where'd you get that? On the Limp Bizkit, too? Out of something. Like, that's, like, to a time that they're from that makes them seem really old. That's where my brain's trying to go.

[Heath]

Or just go with, like, the. Something about, like, the wife route.

[Matt]

Hey, the 80s called and they want their, like, that's good. You know what I mean?

[Zane]

The 80s are still.

[Caller / Guest]

Hold on.

[Zane]

80s are still a little too young, though.

[Matt]

Hold on. Someone's calling me. Oh, yeah, it's the 80s called and they want their something back.

[Zane]

Okay.

[Heath]

You know what I mean? You'd have to cater it to, like, what, they like their haircut. You could, like.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Heath]

Up to your discretion in the moment.

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[Matt]

Oh, hey, Wingstop just called. They want those chicken legs back. Oh, that's good.

[Zane]

That I like it. I like it.

[Matt]

That's good.

[Jared]

Or.

[Matt]

Yeah, go. Hey, Hooters called, like, I think, like, Hooters. Because these are like, what, Like Hooters. They want those chicken wings. Chicken legs back.

[Zane]

That's good.

[Matt]

That would be a good comeback. Yeah, take that one.

[Zane]

Yeah, just go straight for his features. I don't know. I think that's like a good way to go. That'll make me feel shitty. I will never talk to you again. You'd be like, oh, my God, where'd

[Jared]

you get your boobs done?

[Zane]

That's good too. Oh, my God. I'm really trying to get mine done. Yours are so big and big and sassy.

[Matt]

He's gonna be like, you funny, girl. I like sassy. I like sassy. I like that.

[Zane]

I like a girl with a little bit.

[Matt]

Like a girl with a little bit of mouth on her. Get out of here.

[Heath]

A little bit of mouth.

[Zane]

What a crazy.

[Matt]

But just don't engage. Is my advice.

[Zane]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Is I think the. The more clever and funny of the comeback you want, I think will be received as flirtation. I think just my biggest advice is set boundaries and just be like, sorry, not interested. I'm focused on something. I just don't have time for this.

[Zane]

I think a look of disgust and silence is also a killer too. Like, if I try.

[Heath]

Yeah, just don't say anything

[Zane]

and then continue. That would kill me. Like, silence is. Yeah, ignoring them is good. That always gets me. And then silence is just like a silence and a nasty look is like, yeah. Oh, I disgusting.

[Matt]

Or befriend your trainers at your gym. Know them by name. And then when that guy's talking to you, you'd be like, oh, that's so funny. Hey, Darren. Come here, Darren. Or say what you just said to me. Sorry, I just think it's so funny. I want him to hear it.

[Zane]

That's my favorite one. So that.

[Matt]

That would make him instantly sweat. Just befriend your trainers. You have them on your side, you know them by name. Bring them over and just have them repeat what you said. Again, that's.

[Zane]

I actually saw a TikTok where it's like if some. Whenever someone says something rude to you, just ask them to repeat it and they will melt.

[Matt]

And then. And then when they repeat it, say, sorry, I didn't hear that. Say it one more time. They will, like, lose all steam about

[Zane]

killer, kill, killer, killer. Because, you know, there has been times where I would, like, I said something mean and I can't even imagine having to repeat it.

[Heath]

I'm so sorry, I didn't hear that. Can you say that one more time? I just want to make sure I heard you correctly.

[Matt]

Yes, yes. And do that. Get a trainer. Get a trainer to come over and just go. I just want you to say that one more time.

[Zane]

Tap your friend. Hey, come here. No, no. Say that one more time. The trainer is good though. That is so good.

[Matt]

Yeah, good question.

[Zane]

Good job. Good job, Matt. I hope you made it to the end of that advice though,

[Matt]

To get to that.

[Heath]

All right, guys, well, that's it for today's episode. Thank you so much for watching. If you want to check out our patreon, go to patreon.com Zayan Heath we keep these cameras rolling, you get an extended cut of every single podcast episode. We also do a bonus episode every month. We do a live Q A every month and you get early access to all of the episodes ad free again if you want to check it out. Patreon.com Zane and he as always, you

[Zane]

can check out these episodes every Monday audio form on all podcasts platforms and every Tuesday video form on YouTube.com jane and hey.

[Heath]

All right, we're gonna jump into our unwind right now. We'll see you guys in a minute and we love you guys. Peace y'.

[Jared]

All.

[Zane]

Peace and blessings y'. All.

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