The Filipino Fridge Stockers

Summary

Bad Friends Episode Summary: "The Filipino Fridge Stockers"

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Date: March 16, 2026

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Overview

This episode of Bad Friends is a lively, fast-paced blend of domestic comedy, culture clash, and generational riffing. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino are joined by Rudy and later by a rotating cast of visiting Quinnipiac University students. The first half leans heavily into Bobby and Andrew’s ongoing saga with their Filipino roommates (“fridge stockers”), relationship dynamics, and playful accusations of racism. The second half welcomes college guests for candid career aspirations and lighthearted interviews.

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Main Themes & Discussion Points

1. Household Friction: Filipino Roommates and Stocked Fridges

• Domestic roles and expectations: Andrew tells stories of household letdowns (missing towels, empty mini fridge) and the reliance on Filipino roommates/family to solve them.
  • "I have a little fridge in my room...I immediately...grab a sugar free Red Bull...Nothing. So now what do I have to do?" — Andrew (13:00)
• Hilarious melodrama of “suffering” without simple amenities is played for laughs.
• Bobby and Andrew riff on the absurdity of American entitlement around creature comforts.

2. Making Fun with (and of) Each Other’s Cultures

• Ongoing banter about language, food, and customs:
  • Andrew mimics Tagalog: "I was like, maybe my behavior is wrong." — Andrew (04:12)
  • Playful accusations of "racism," with introspection and apology, but ultimately lots of joking about intent versus impact.
    • "But I literally thought about it and I went, it is racist." — Andrew (06:30)
    • "It's done with love... Okay, I'm going to keep doing it." — Bobby, then Andrew (06:35 - 06:41)
• Filipino work, food, and family structure: Joking about being “lazy”, who stocks the fridge, who does laundry, and the “hotel” atmosphere.

3. Culture Clash: Media, Music, and Comedy Across Generations

• Rudy and her cohort exposed as “youths” who care about looks more than anything:
  • "It's about the looks... It's not art." — Andrew (41:36)
  • “They like that he’s hot.” — Bobby on Bad Bunny (39:09)
• The generational gap is underlined with riffs on pop culture (classic comedians, musicians) and the loss of true appreciation for the art versus superficial attraction.
• TV shows, cereal pairings, and which breakfasts are the "gayest" and "straightest" become extended, irreverent running bits.

4. Comedy Boundaries: What Counts as Racism?

• Debate over how much their joking crosses the line.
  • “Do you think my standup is racist?” — Andrew (35:27)
  • Rudy pushes Andrew and Bobby to reflect on their bits and their effect; both hosts check themselves but also double down on the mutual affection beneath the attitude.

5. Spotlight On Filipino Heritage and History

• Light but sincere acknowledgment of Filipino resistance via the story of Lapu-Lapu killing Magellan (51:36)
  • “So Magellan was killed by Lapulapu.” — Rudy (52:05)
  • Quick celebration of Filipino pride and suggestion that maybe Rudy shares Lapulapu blood.

6. Generational Guests: Quinnipiac University Students

(54:51 onward)

• Each student shares their background, goals, and gets some classic Bad Friends ribbing:
  • Nick Bonanno: Film major, “behind the camera” guy, likes Italian girls and oatmeal for breakfast.
  • Harry: Aspires to write/direct horror comedies. “I’m Jewish, so I’m a survivor.” (66:14, callback to belt story)
  • Shirley: Wants to be a journalist. Calm, inquisitive vibe.
  • Will: Cinematographer, Tame Impala/Green Day fan. Comedically compared to George R.R. Martin.
• Hosts give out dinner money, argue about who does the real work on the show, and tease the students about breakfast, food opinions, and dreams.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

Household Comedy

• “My client feels left out in his own home. He’s got these three women constantly playing pok pok ping pong in the air with words.” — Andrew, defending Bobby (07:11)
• “Let me say something. These people out here are complaining about Iran...That’s bullshit compared to this. This is a big deal.” — Bobby (13:41)

Cultural Play

• “How do you say indentured servitude in Filipino?” — Bobby (09:33)
• “You know, you cover it up. You’re so scared of us going inside...You poo pee.” — Andrew & Rudy, riffing on privacy and bathroom use (03:04–03:09)

Comedy & Cereal

• “If there were gay stuff going on, then when you pour it out of the box, it goes, hey!” — Bobby, on cereals for different “demographics” (18:20)
• “Froot Loops would be the one. So, yeah, it's the gayest cereal there is, I think.” — Andrew (18:28)

Generational Divide

• “When I was a kid, I like Joe Cocker... We did it by art. Look at that guy.” — Andrew, comparing then and now (39:13)
• “You gotta touch it, right. It's got to be animation.” — Bobby, on how young people relate to music artists (39:53)

Filipino Pride

• “That’s why Magellan got clipped — because this guy wasn’t around.” — Bobby, about Lapu-Lapu’s muscle (52:41)
• “This show has basically become the Filipino contingency, right?” — Bobby (55:33)

With the Quinnipiac Students

• "Banano, what's your life like? ...You a single guy?" — Bobby (61:11)
• "I'm Jewish, so I'm a survivor." — Harry (66:14)
• “You kind of look like George R.R. Martin. ...That’s you in the future!” — Bobby, to Will (72:12-72:36)

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Key Segments & Timestamps

• Cultural language play and “racism” debate: 04:12–09:44
• Bobby’s “suffering” without towels/Red Bull/household support: 10:00–14:10
• Cereal and breakfast comedy: 15:16–19:11
• Music, art, and generational gap discussions: 36:45–41:38, 45:17–48:15
• Filipino history and pride (Lapu-Lapu): 51:02–52:53
• Quinnipiac students’ introductions and interviews: 54:51–74:10
• Planned Filipino bakery popup to out-do Segura: 57:04–58:53
• Comedy street jokes and improv bits: 74:22–75:57

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Tone & Style

The episode features the signature Bad Friends blend of:

• Fast, irreverent banter
• Self-deprecating humor
• Willingness to wade into taboo and uncomfortable subjects (“racism” as running bit)
• Affectionate teasing and roast-style camaraderie
• Meta-commentary (workload, generational disconnect, pop culture references)
• High engagement with both regulars (Rudy, Filipino family) and guests (students)

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Takeaways

• Domestic foibles and familial roles provide endless fodder for comedy—especially when layered with playful cultural stereotypes and meta self-awareness.
• The generational and cultural gap is just as funny as ever, and remains a rich vein for both laughs and light social commentary.
• Beyond all the riffs, there’s genuine affection: “We love having you guys on the show,” says Andrew to Rudy and her family (59:09), and both hosts welcome and support their student guests.
• The ever-escalating “fridge drama,” debates over the merits of pop culture past and present, and host-guest rapport make this a quintessential episode for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Rudy]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Rudy]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

And we got the gray sweater for me.

[Andrew Santino]

For you.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a gray sweater bowl.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. No, you're more pink.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm more pink.

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Very pink.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

hey, bad friends. This weekend I'm going to be at the Wynn Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. How about that, huh?

[Andrew Santino]

It's going to be great.

[Bobby Lee]

It's going to be incredible. Come out to see me in Las Vegas. Then at the end of the month, I'm at the Lil Roadie Fets in Providence, Rhode Island. Come see me the Borgata in Atlantic City. And then finally, Bad Friends are going to be at the YouTube Theater May 8 for Netflix is a joke. Go to andrew santino.com for those tickets. Andrew santino.com you2 are bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude.

[Rudy]

You two are disgusting.

[Andrew Santino]

You two are something.

[Rudy]

We're bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Are you wearing a barstool sports shirt?

[Rudy]

Yeah. What?

[Bobby Lee]

What, what is going on?

[Andrew Santino]

What is going on with you? Did you order that online?

[Rudy]

No, it's the first sweater that I saw.

[Bobby Lee]

Island Girls. It's the Island Girl. Yeah, yeah, Island Girls. It's the island girl.

[Andrew Santino]

It was in my house.

[Rudy]

Yeah, it was in her closet.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that my sweatshirt?

[Rudy]

I think so.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Also, can I just say something right now? You're wearing my Talking Head shirt.

[Rudy]

What is that a cat one?

[Andrew Santino]

No, the Talking Heads. It's a talking Heads on. It's a band. You never heard of the Talking Heads?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, but the other day you were wearing it.

[Rudy]

Oh, I didn't notice.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you can wear it. But anyway, who does your laundry? Their. Their mom.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, then.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's true. That's true. Yeah.

[Rudy]

No, you put like a lot of shirts in a plastic bucket and you said, you can have this.

[Andrew Santino]

It. There's no. There is no way that would I be wearing it. Because you stole that out of my closet, baby.

[Rudy]

Why would I steal it? I don't even know the band even go in your room.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You don't go in my room ever.

[Rudy]

No, because you cover it up. You're so scared of us going inside.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You poo pee.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Rudy]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

You pee downstairs.

[Rudy]

Poo.

[Andrew Santino]

What? Sometimes you pooed in my bathroom. I can tell.

[Rudy]

Well, you're.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's like co. There's like a coconut oil on the seat.

[Bobby Lee]

You slip right off.

[Andrew Santino]

I slip right off of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do you have a. Do you have a Japanese toilet?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You have a toto?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, I do.

[Bobby Lee]

So then you like to use that.

[Rudy]

That it greets you when you go in.

[Bobby Lee]

Welcome.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you spray your butt?

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

With the water. That spray is mine. You're not allowed. No, no, no. We're not sharing that spray. All right.

[Rudy]

Touching your butt.

[Andrew Santino]

That's. That spray is on reserve. It's not unlimited water. I put an extra. A special. Yeah. O2. You know what I mean? Erewhon water. I use Erewhon water for that spray. And there's limited amount on there.

[Bobby Lee]

That's crazy. I still have old school manual toilet. I have the top tank. I have to pull down.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you do?

[Bobby Lee]

And that gravity's got to take it.

[Andrew Santino]

So I have two styles. I have that and I also have a hole in the wal. Ground.

[Bobby Lee]

Hole in the ground.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Which you're used to. You're back, baby.

[Rudy]

Back.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How long were you gone for?

[Rudy]

Like, I'm not sure.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't even know?

[Rudy]

No, I don't even know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You know the other day you said something and it really. There was the first time where I was like, maybe my behavior is wrong.

[Rudy]

What? What did I say?

[Bobby Lee]

So your mom something more often. By the way, if that's That's.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So you're. What. What was that about?

[Bobby Lee]

You said.

[Andrew Santino]

You said you're doing all the work.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. You know, I want to apologize to everybody right now, right? Please, everyone on the show. Andrew does 95% of all work.

[Bobby Lee]

97.

[Andrew Santino]

Whatever. 100%. I'll give you 100%. I do. 3%.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. All right. You guys do all the work. All right. And I apologize right now up front. All right. I'm lazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I have no idea what is going on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And if you. I would fuck it up if you got me involved.

[Bobby Lee]

I agree.

[Andrew Santino]

You're right. So that's why I'm not involved.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm allowed to go. It's annoying that you X, Y, Z, and you're allowed to go, but it's me, baby. Yeah, I know it happened, but if

[Andrew Santino]

I was a train builder, right there be like, yeah, that the problem is there's no engine in it. Right? And I'd be like, my bad. You don't want me to do that.

[Bobby Lee]

But you would get the whole town to just push the train for you. You would somehow be like, push that train. They would push the whole town.

[Andrew Santino]

These two?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they would do.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Only these two. So the thing I to say that I was very mindful about it, Issa, is that, you know, your mom was talking in Tagala, Bisaya, visaya, whatever it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Tagalu, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, whatever it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Tagalo.

[Andrew Santino]

Tagalo.

[Bobby Lee]

What's Tagalu?

[Rudy]

Nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

It is now.

[Andrew Santino]

So anyway, she said, you know, whatever the language is. And they were talking to you. She was talking to you guys. And I was just walking by and went, right. And then you seriously looked at me and goes, stop doing that. You saw that, too, right? You're racist. Oh, and I went to my room, right? No, at first I looked at you go, no, it's not. And then I went to the room, I laid in the bed, and I

[Bobby Lee]

went, andrew's really rubbing off on me.

[Andrew Santino]

You are. You're a bad influence, dude. No, no, but I. No, but I.

[Bobby Lee]

That is some dumb shit I would do in your house.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but I literally thought about it and I went, it is racist.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not.

[Bobby Lee]

It's done with love.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I'm going to keep doing it.

[Nick Bonanno]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I'm going to keep doing it.

[Rudy]

Like, every day I do. I was like, I have to speak up. And I was like, you're. That's racist. And you're like, no, it's not. And you're screaming at me.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, how about this? This is how you blend both of these worlds.

[Andrew Santino]

Make fun of me.

[Bobby Lee]

Teach him something to say so that he can respond what he.

[Andrew Santino]

If I'm trying to learn the language.

[Bobby Lee]

If I'm going to be Bobby's attorney right now, the reason he does that, he feels left out. So my client. My client feels left out in his own home.

[Rudy]

I learned it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you know what?

[Andrew Santino]

First of all, first of all, order, order, order, order.

[Bobby Lee]

He feels left out in his own home. He's got these three women constantly playing pok pok ping pong in the air with words. He knows none of it.

[Andrew Santino]

Also, I feel like you're teasing me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you are.

[Andrew Santino]

You're talking behind my back with the. You know what the is translated. Yeah, Bobby'.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby's fat.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby's.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby has a flat face.

[Bobby Lee]

Why don't you teach us something so we can learn? Because I would like to learn and Bobby wants to learn too.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So I'm just trying to mimic so I can learn the language. I don't think it is racist.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you say this place is gross? I know, you said that before.

[Rudy]

Well, then that was pretty close.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, then go live somewhere else.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Rudy]

I'm trying to help you.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, stop. Go live somewhere rent free somewhere else. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It's crazy that you somehow turned and I.

[Andrew Santino]

And also here's what I do.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, here's what. Here's what.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's Google Filipino hostels and see if his address comes up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Do I not do this? I'll overhear you say, this is true.

[Rudy]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andrew Santino]

No. I overhear you say, yeah, I went to a store and I'm just trying to do your accent. I went to a store and that's

[Bobby Lee]

somehow more racist than the.

[Rudy]

Yeah, I know.

[Andrew Santino]

And I couldn't. There was a dress I wanted, you know, it was $90 or whatever I couldn't afford or whatever. What does Uncle Bob do for you?

[Bobby Lee]

Breaks out the cash.

[Rudy]

Gave me $100.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I think that's. I'm allowed to go back up, up, up, up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And you can. You can determine the cost. So every time he does it, there should be like a swear jar. There should be a racist jar at your house. So every time you put 50 bucks.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, here's another thing that. When you said that that's racist, I looked at you. I looked at you and you were laying on the couch and you did one of these faces like, finally somebody said it. Which means. Which means that you've been thinking about it for years. Years.

[Rudy]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Years and years.

[Andrew Santino]

For years.

[Rudy]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I apologize.

[Rudy]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But it's not gonna stop.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Rudy]

Well, Mama. Mama thinks she's, like, a slave to Tito Bobby. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, cuz.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my.

[Andrew Santino]

Did I call her a slave?

[Rudy]

You did. You said you were going to whip her.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, Bob, I don't know if that's good.

[Rudy]

You're like, when I get home, I'm going to whip you.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you say indentured servitude in Filipino?

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. In this context, though.

[Rudy]

And you would let her sleep outside.

[Andrew Santino]

Can we.

[Bobby Lee]

In the cat house.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Yeah, the cat house. Yeah. So can we. Let's. Can we go. Can we go back a little bit?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I'm sorry we're taking so much time on this, but.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I need to get this. This is important.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't you think it is? All right, so let's talk about context.

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Context is important.

[Andrew Santino]

It's everything.

[Bobby Lee]

It's everything.

[Andrew Santino]

Context is everything, isn't it? Yeah, it is. It sure is.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell that to Whoopi Goldberg, who's in the Epstein files. I wasn't.

[Harry]

His girlfriend.

[Andrew Santino]

Ellen.

[Bobby Lee]

Ellen. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here it is. Okay. You were gone. You guys were gone.

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

For a full 24 hours.

[Bobby Lee]

He was lonely.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's not what it was. No, I was fine with it.

[Rudy]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Let them go. Let them.

[Bobby Lee]

Let my people go.

[Andrew Santino]

But do the business first. Ah, right. So I go to my. It's gonna sound like it sounds bad already. It's gonna sound weird on my part, but here. Okay. I'm in the shower. They're gone for. For a night, right? I get out of the shower, and I. I open up the towel, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Cabinet, cabinet.

[Andrew Santino]

No towels.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. The blasphemy.

[Andrew Santino]

Right? And then I look at all the. You know, where I hang the towels? No. Hang towels. Wow. So then I had to go to the hamper, right. And get a dirty towel.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that was used yesterday.

[Andrew Santino]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Can I just say something right now? I don't think anyone's on my side right now. I'm on your side. And what I want to say to you is. You are on my side. I'm on your side. This is that y.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you not check to see if there's a towel prior to showering?

[Andrew Santino]

No, because I just assume she's here. I'm going to open it up and there's going to be a stack. Now there's a stack of towels now, but like. Right.

[Rudy]

Because there's another towel cabinet. Why didn't you check that?

[Andrew Santino]

Those. Those are hand towels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're hand towels.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not who they are.

[Andrew Santino]

And you try to box me in a corner.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not that big of a guy.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

You could use a hand towel on a little body. Well, govey got you, skinny dog. You're. That's a hand towel.

[Andrew Santino]

I understand that, but the fab. The fabric is a little different.

[Bobby Lee]

Very different. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

So.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Yeah, you are right.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's another thing that happened. Now this is going to sound even worse, right? Yeah. But it's very important. Okay.

[Rudy]

Your drinks.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Rudy]

Your Red Bull.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

So someone's been drinking my Red Bull.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's not what it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Someone's been using my towels.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not what it is.

[Bobby Lee]

This is your go. This is your Goldilocks.

[Andrew Santino]

I wake up the next morning, little

[Bobby Lee]

brown bears have stolen my towels.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And my Red Bull.

[Andrew Santino]

And I. I have a little fridge in my room as one. Love a little, little, little fridge. It's also got like 1950s. It's sexy, it's red.

[Bobby Lee]

Cool.

[Andrew Santino]

It's really cute. Is it not?

[Bobby Lee]

And who's allowed in there?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Who's allowed in that fridge?

[Rudy]

No one.

[Andrew Santino]

No one.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

But no, the stalker needs to be there. Those that stock the one that stalks the fridge needs to be there.

[Bobby Lee]

Correct.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It is like a hotel.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a hotel.

[Bobby Lee]

You're living in a hotel.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So I wake up, right? And I'm like, I immediately. The first thing I do, I don't wash my face, drink water or anything. I grab a sugar free Red Bull.

[Bobby Lee]

Smart. Smart.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, you really on my side.

[Bobby Lee]

100%.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You need to.

[Andrew Santino]

You're right or die. Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Always, dog. I love you. Wake up. You need what you need. And what was in that fridge when you woke up?

[Andrew Santino]

Nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

Nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

Nothing. So now what do I have to do?

[Bobby Lee]

You got to go downstairs. No, sorry, sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

I have to open up my door. I got to open up my door.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. 28ft.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

To the fridge. Fridge.

[Andrew Santino]

And then I have to. Then what else? I have a protector.

[Rudy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I have a gigantic screen thing where I have to.

[Bobby Lee]

Like you have a cage inside of your home.

[Andrew Santino]

Because the cats.

[Bobby Lee]

I got it.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. Yeah. Then you know, and then I have to walk, what, 20ft?

[Bobby Lee]

28. We measured 28.

[Andrew Santino]

28ft. To go to the regular fridge. And luckily there was one left in there. Without that, though, I'd have to go to the. To the pantry and get warm. And get warm. Sugar free Red Bull, you know, and

[Bobby Lee]

this is the kind of.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me say something. You know, these people. Amen. These people out here are complaining about Iran. It's like. That's bullshit compared to this. This is a big deal, whatever happened over there. Yeah, you should.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Whatever's going on overseas, who cares?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This should be priority. You understand? This is much more.

[Andrew Santino]

So the towels in conjunction with the sugar free Red Bull. Right. That's when I threaten to whip. That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, contrastly, this doesn't make sense.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I said I'm gonna whip her when she gets. It was a joke, you know, that she was scared. I know. Because I actually have.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you have a whip.

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a little scary.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I did some practicing. I have one of those Indiana Jones ones.

[Rudy]

You called that to collide too? Yeah, I told mama and she just got so scared.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I called her. I go, excuse me. What is going on in this day and age?

[Bobby Lee]

What is going on in this day in this day and age?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And so did. Was the problem solved?

[Andrew Santino]

She came back way late. Right. And then she frantically did laundry. Yeah. And I didn't whip her good. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a.

[Andrew Santino]

Course I didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a good step.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. So that's why that happened. So what are you accusing me of now?

[Rudy]

Nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's right. I let you guys watch black people making love on tv.

[Bobby Lee]

What. What is that?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know what it is.

[Rudy]

It's so good, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he's a race show.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So I'm so funny. So black people are making love in your living room.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And you have no Red Bull.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't do it.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm telling you, this.

[Andrew Santino]

It's worse.

[Bobby Lee]

We should. We. This needs to be.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm eating.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna email Congress.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, email Congress, dude. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Email from Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This is nuts.

[Andrew Santino]

This is nuts. This should go before The Epstein files 100. Yeah. We should focus on this.

[Bobby Lee]

Dear Pam Bondi.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You think that stuff's bad?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No towels, no Red Bull.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Black love in the liquor.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's the third thing. Okay. The black people making love. Okay. I don't know what it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we do now.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm playing. I know, but I was playing. I was eating life. What do I like to eat? Live cinnamon Life Cereal the best.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the best because the milk afterwards is unmatched.

[Andrew Santino]

Unmatched.

[Bobby Lee]

Get yourself cookies to dip. It's the best.

[Andrew Santino]

Sometimes Graham Graham. What's that?

[Bobby Lee]

Graham crackers.

[Andrew Santino]

Golden Graham. Golden Grahams.

[Bobby Lee]

I do like Golden Grahams, but I find that Life. Life milk is better than golden Graham milk. Golden Graham milk is a little too sweet.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Cocoa Pebbles milk is good, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, now we're going back to Black Love.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, Right. But I wasn't doing Cocoa Pebbles. Now, if I was eating Cocoa Pebbles, I saw Black Love.

[Bobby Lee]

Fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Then it would all match.

[Bobby Lee]

But you want. You were eating cinnamon.

[Andrew Santino]

It would be, you know, it would kind of be like, oh, I'm in the flow state of that. You. I'm in the black, you know, being

[Bobby Lee]

Cinnamon Life, you needed, right? Latin love on tv.

[Andrew Santino]

Right? Right. So I'm eating it, and then I don't know what they're watching, right? So I'm eating my, you know, I mean, life. And then I look over the big, right, And I just see this black guy just pummeling this girl. That's all. I. I don't know what they're watching, right? And I go into the living.

[Rudy]

Go.

[Andrew Santino]

What is in the world is going on around here? Right? Turn that off, ladies. Right? You. It was unbelievable.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that your favorite?

[Rudy]

But the thing is, the. The reason why I think you were so angry by. It was because the guy that was making love in the scene was not one of the hotter guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that what bothered you?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. It. It's not. It's because to me, they're like my grandkids, right? And I'm like an old dad.

[Bobby Lee]

And you don't want that, watching this kind of stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, what is going on around here? Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean. I mean, she lays me in bed. The. The link to this is to a pornography site. So they're putting it up on porn sites now.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what I'm saying.

[Bobby Lee]

Scenes from the film. Is it on hbo?

[Rudy]

Yeah. So they can steamy.

[Bobby Lee]

They do full nudity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See? Yeah. And good for you, girls, Black Love, because it is Black History Month. So thank you for supporting.

[Andrew Santino]

God bless.

[Bobby Lee]

I, for one, I'm pro this.

[Andrew Santino]

I think I'm pro this, too.

[Bobby Lee]

I think this is a good.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm kidding. I was kidding.

[Bobby Lee]

But in your living room, you don't want to see love making love.

[Andrew Santino]

It just. No, it could have been. It could have been Afghanis making love. It would have been. It could have been. You know what I mean? White people making Love. It doesn't.

[Bobby Lee]

So if they were watching a show where two white people are making love. Yeah. You think it would have bothered you?

[Andrew Santino]

I'd have to be eating Wheaties.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Just.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oat brand.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Wheaties. If I was eating. Oh, yeah. Like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Gay.

[Bobby Lee]

That's.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If there were gay stuff going on,

[Bobby Lee]

then when you pour it out of the box, it goes, hey.

[Andrew Santino]

Or Fruit Loops.

[Bobby Lee]

Or Fruit Loops hungry.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Fruit Loops.

[Andrew Santino]

Fruit Loops would be the one. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So, yeah is the gayest cereal there is, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

Fruit Loops. Yeah, yeah. The colors.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the straightest cereal there is?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, shit. That's a good one, dude. What's the straightest, manliest.

[Bobby Lee]

I would say regular Cheerios. No Honey Nut, Just like wheat. Cheerios.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Miserable porridge. Yeah. Oatmeal.

[Andrew Santino]

Oatmeal. That's a straight breakfast like steel cut oatmeal and a straight man with no, you know, I mean, maple. No raisins. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

Nothing. Just. Just straight up steel.

[Bobby Lee]

Steel cut oatmeal.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Black coffee.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And a banana.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And you think a banana.

[Rudy]

That's kind of gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's okay, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

See, I can't get rid of it. It just lives with me.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Froot Loops jam tea. Yes, that's a gay.

[Andrew Santino]

What kind of team tea? What kind of tea?

[Bobby Lee]

Earl Grey?

[Andrew Santino]

English Breakfast?

[Bobby Lee]

Either or.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey.

[Bobby Lee]

Or.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, sweetie, what kind of tea do you want this morning?

[Bobby Lee]

Why don't you gray me up? It's a great day.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What about English breakfast?

[Bobby Lee]

You know I like British boys.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know you do because I'm British.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello. Yeah, we're good at going gay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We couldn't figure out a straight breakfast. That's how gay we are.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

We were like, what do straight guys even eat?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we're straight

[Bobby Lee]

this time around.

[Andrew Santino]

These are. You know what these girls are herbal or Matcha.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Matcha. My wife with the matcha. Every time.

[Andrew Santino]

What's up with the matcha?

[Bobby Lee]

You know what the matcha does?

[Rudy]

This is so good.

[Bobby Lee]

Your breath stinks.

[Rudy]

No, it doesn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

It's Yoda's breath.

[Harry]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Matcha.

[Andrew Santino]

I had. Yeah. Towels.

[Bobby Lee]

No more. There are. Matcha Makes your breath stink.

[Rudy]

Coffee.

[Nick Bonanno]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, coffee breath is bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But Matcha breath exponentially worse because Matcha has that earthy. It gets stuck back there. Yeah, it's gross, dude.

[Rudy]

I. I feel like earthy breath sounds good.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I don't like earthy breath.

[Bobby Lee]

No, not.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, like minty breath.

[Bobby Lee]

Minty breath.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, minty.

[Bobby Lee]

So. Yes. So like herbal mint tea. Good breath. Yeah, fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's another thing she does is she doesn't get like normal matcha. She has to make it. So does my wife. Every day I hear a grinding. Yeah, yeah. All that stuff every day. Just get it at Starbucks.

[Bobby Lee]

Just buy it. Thank you. Just buy it.

[Andrew Santino]

Postmason.

[Bobby Lee]

Support the local economy and buy it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He'll buy it for you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You have to go to Nimtech 2 or whatever land they get that much to just reach. Yeah, right.

[Bobby Lee]

Reach yourself into the.

[Nick Bonanno]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This got shipped from Nip Tac to, you know, I mean, I don't like it. Shopify. Here at Bad Friends, ladies and gentlemen, we have an online business.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And we use Shopify. Do you know why? We only use the best here at Bad Friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Andrew Santino]

Get started with your own design studio. With hundreds of ready to use templates, Shopify helps you build and be a beautiful online store that matches your brand style.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, here's the best part. What if you get stuck? If you're like, hey, I'm on Shopify and I don't know what to do and I don't know where to go, who to talk to. They got award winning 247 customer support. So you can tackle all those important tasks in one place. From inventory to payments to analytics and more. No need to save multiple websites. Try to figure out what platform is hosting the tool that you need. They got it all in one place. They make your life easier and your business operations smoother. No matter what you're selling. We sell merchandise. You may selling different kinds of products. Whether it's food or soft goods, hard goods, whatever it is. Shopify is going to make selling online for your business simple.

[Andrew Santino]

And you didn't mention the iconic purple

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

It's time to turn those what ifs into Cha Ching. With Shopify today.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right. You can sign up for your $1 per month trial today at shopify.com bad

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

You are a little squirrel.

[Andrew Santino]

And I take my nuts and I, I stick them in my little hole in my tree. And that's what Acorns is.

[Bobby Lee]

That is because you got to save for a rainy day.

[Andrew Santino]

You do.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

I don't honestly that's so embarrassing.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's go about coffee too. It's like you coffee even the way they make coffee it's just get the powder and just stir folders it yeah not you. You got to get the cylindrical thing where you have to you know what I Mean, you know what I'm saying?

[Rudy]

The drip.

[Andrew Santino]

Not just the drip. The one that. Don't talk to me like that, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

As soon as. As soon as her sister's here, she gets real tooty.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Her confidence goes through the roof. She becomes a little bully.

[Andrew Santino]

Bully? You're bullying me.

[Rudy]

Oh my gosh. Let me tell you.

[Andrew Santino]

She's screaming at me.

[Rudy]

Entire week she's been a bully. Oh my gosh. Literally. Name I've learned it's like so normal to me now that I've learned not to even like react to it. And she's like, there would be like I would accidentally throw her sanitizer on the floor of her car. And she's like, don't fucking throw that there, you bitch. And she's. And I'm like, okay, chill, Rudy.

[Andrew Santino]

That car has to be protected.

[Rudy]

So grumpy lately.

[Andrew Santino]

Had you seen your car?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah,

[Rudy]

it's dirty.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't believe it works.

[Andrew Santino]

You think it's a bends?

[Rudy]

I can make it dirty, not other people.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa, whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

So you yell at her and you say, don't put that there, you bitch.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then do you ever say, sorry, I just don't like stuff on the floor. You just let that ride.

[Rudy]

No, she just laughs.

[Bobby Lee]

She's a bully.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rudy]

Even last night while she was like trying to sleep and she was snoring. Yeah, stop snoring.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What are you snoring so much?

[Rudy]

Because I haven't been getting a good sleep lately.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. You're allowed to.

[Rudy]

The one night I slept properly and she was like, why the fuck are you snoring?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you could have a deviated septum or you could have sleep apnea.

[Andrew Santino]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

You could be dying in your sleep and not know it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

I think I have it.

[Andrew Santino]

You think? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Cuz sometimes I wake up.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, that's not good.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't. But I definitely. I better.

[Andrew Santino]

I do.

[Bobby Lee]

I get. I need one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I wake up like.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to tell you, brother, it's impossible to sleep with.

[Bobby Lee]

What? To look like bane?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, it's not just that. Because if you get the nose one. Right, right, right. It's like. It's just air coming out of it. Right. But like three in the morning, you adjust a little bit and then one of the things comes out. Right. And then all of a sudden it's spraying in your eye. It's the worst. I mean, you.

[Bobby Lee]

That you look like a cancer patient. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, put that. You put that on.

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta Get.

[Andrew Santino]

It's so hard.

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta get one. Yeah, it's good for you. It's. It's probably gonna save me from having a heart attack in my sleep.

[Andrew Santino]

And then the water runs out of the machine. Right. So it makes it sound, like, quirky.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, like a. Like a humidifier.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. But all the water's gone, so it's now, like the. Whatever the thing is sucking up nothing. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You wake up from that and then you're mad. You fill that up.

[Andrew Santino]

Then you fill that up.

[Bobby Lee]

Fridge. And there's no Red Bull. None.

[Andrew Santino]

It's crazy. What kind of world do we live in?

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, it's chaos, man.

[Rudy]

I said sorry. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I. And I said. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell your mom I said I love your mom. One of the nicest people.

[Andrew Santino]

She is a nice.

[Bobby Lee]

She's so sweet and funny. She's gonna come back on.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I don't know about sweet.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, to me, she's sweet to me.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. She used to be a bully back in her day, I heard.

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, where do you think she got it from?

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

And now she's imposing it on her. So she's gonna be. At some point.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, she's the worst.

[Bobby Lee]

She'll turn into.

[Rudy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm a headliner. Don't ever say I'm racist.

[Rudy]

But it's true.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm an international headliner. You're calling me a racist in my face? You're 17 years old.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So then what would they be? MICRs. Open MICRs in your house?

[Andrew Santino]

They're not even comics. They're in the same realm.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, in this world, they'd have to be if you're a headliner.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Otherwise you're just Tito.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So it's like you're an open micr.

[Bobby Lee]

Pay your dues. You got to pay your dues.

[Andrew Santino]

You gotta pay your dues, man. You know, Pay your dues. But, yeah, I will try to curb some of the racism. I really. No, I'm being real.

[Bobby Lee]

I'd rather you not.

[Andrew Santino]

Because when she said it, it felt real.

[Bobby Lee]

Say it the way you said it.

[Rudy]

It was funny, though. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Say it the way you said it.

[Rudy]

It. That's racist. And he was like. He just screamed at me, cuz, you know, very abrupt.

[Bobby Lee]

That's racist. His face was very, like.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it felt, like, different.

[Bobby Lee]

I was like, have you ever been racist to him?

[Rudy]

I have never been racist to him.

[Bobby Lee]

Never.

[Andrew Santino]

No, she hasn't, Rudy.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Rudy]

I don't even think about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Rudy's a. Is that racism?

[Bobby Lee]

No. See, that's all racist.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Everyone.

[Andrew Santino]

She's so rude to me.

[Rudy]

No, I'm not.

[Andrew Santino]

Just it. Here's what you are.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Rudy.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like we, you know, we met on like, Craigslist and you're like, can I get a room?

[Bobby Lee]

Just a roommate.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, roommate. You know, so we don't have anything in common. It's like, good morning. Good morning. You know, I mean, there's nothing that sucks.

[Rudy]

I tried to connect with you. I told you to watch the Knights of the Seven Kingdoms and you don't want to watch it.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, so good. What did I say, Jules? What the did I say?

[Rudy]

You said you'd wait for the whole episode to be out.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, because I, I learned my lesson from Game of Thrones.

[Rudy]

But to connect. We can watch it together.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we tried with Pluribus and you said, I don't want to watch it anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

I love Pluribus.

[Andrew Santino]

I did too. They stopped watching it. I go, let's watch. Oh, no, we don't want to watch.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's scared?

[Rudy]

It's not boring.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're boring.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's not boring.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this show, I heard, great.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't like it? Cuz there's white love in it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, well, the, also the, the, the other day, they saw an episode and they all, all three of them were

[Bobby Lee]

on the couch crying at what TV show?

[Andrew Santino]

That show, the new Game of Thrones show.

[Bobby Lee]

You were crying at this.

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I, I. And then you kind of revealed certain things.

[Rudy]

No, we, no, we didn't.

[Andrew Santino]

You said somebody died.

[Rudy]

No, she said something happened. Well, Mama said someone died.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, something. Someone died. And I'm like, people die in this. You ruined it for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He didn't know anybody.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like Game of Thrones. Everyone does every episode. But I'm like, you ruined it. Spoiler alert.

[Bobby Lee]

So George R.R. martin wrote all this?

[Andrew Santino]

No, these are.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, he did. He wrote the book, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, he did.

[Bobby Lee]

But did he write. He doesn't. He didn't write any of the screenplays for this.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Consultant and.

[Bobby Lee]

Which means they call him once in a while.

[Andrew Santino]

I think he reads all of these ones. But they change the fuck out of it. You know that, right?

[Bobby Lee]

It's not like the book.

[Andrew Santino]

They change a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, they have to. They have to juice it up for tv, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Right. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How many books has he written in total? I mean, do we have a more prolific writer than this guy? That in one category? I mean, truly though, he's Written. Published five and seven total, planned. I haven't even read five.

[Andrew Santino]

But that's just for Game of Thrones.

[Bobby Lee]

I haven't read five books.

[Andrew Santino]

That's Game of Thrones.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's what I'm saying. Five of those. I'm saying not other books. I'm saying just those. How do you have seven books of those in you?

[Andrew Santino]

How do you find so good? He's so. He's. He's a kid.

[Bobby Lee]

Pull up a photo of him, by the way. And this is how. You know how you're not a writer? If I ever. I'm like, am I a writer? And then I look at that picture and I go, nah, I'm not a writer.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a comedian.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Some people are meant. That man is meant to do this.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

God put him on earth for this thing. You. What was he. What else was he gonna do?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And when you get old, there's a lot of options, but he chose that option. Yeah. The whimsical. The whimsical one.

[Bobby Lee]

The whimsical man.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, because even his clothing is mysterious.

[Andrew Santino]

I think that's what it is, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Like, his clothing seems like it's of a different time.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you think he smells good?

[Bobby Lee]

100%.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I went. Julie, I think I thought about you the other day. I went into the scent store and I thought about you.

[Andrew Santino]

You. Which one?

[Bobby Lee]

On the row? No, in the row.

[Andrew Santino]

On the road store. In the row. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you get anything?

[Bobby Lee]

I got a couple magical things.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. It's a great.

[Bobby Lee]

It's hard to say. The problem is. Yeah, you. I used to think you open my brain. I used to think you got to have a signature scent. That's what you smell like. That's who you are now. Dude, I'm collecting. I'm collecting sense. It's so fun. It's so fun because you want to smell like a different thing today. That's our fantasy.

[Andrew Santino]

I do combo. You do. I learn combos from you.

[Bobby Lee]

See, it's combo. Combo's good, but it's only works to me if you. If a shirt already had the old smell.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then you put the new smell with it. And then you feel it. If I do two at once, two difference. It's harder.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you put it after eating the Froot Loops?

[Bobby Lee]

Was that for the students? You're trying to. You're trying to kill for the students?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you spread it after eating the Fruit Loop in his Mind. He was like, this is gonna crush.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. God, please don't cut that off.

[Bobby Lee]

No, leave it.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I. Can I say. Tell you what I did when you told me about La Labo, and you have 2 cents. You wouldn't tell me what it was.

[Bobby Lee]

The mix. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I went to three La Labos to ask if you go there.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And I couldn't find the one. Yeah. And I go. He. I do a podcast called Bad Friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Does a redheaded guy, Andrew Santino, ever come in? They're like, no. I mean, we know who he is. He never comes in here. Because I wanted to. I wanted to find that person. So they think.

[Bobby Lee]

Amazing that you.

[Andrew Santino]

They. Oh, yeah. Because I'm gonna find out.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, cuz. Fun. What's funny is when I walk into a place, like, I. I went to a place that we both frequent, but we're never there at the same time.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then I'll order something, and they'll go, bobby ordered that yesterday.

[Andrew Santino]

What. What places?

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I'll tell you later.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but it is funny because we go to the same spots at different times, but then the. The guys know. No.

[Andrew Santino]

Alfred's.

[Bobby Lee]

Huh?

[Andrew Santino]

Alfred's.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no. I'll tell you.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll tell you.

[Bobby Lee]

But we go to a little spot, and they always go, bobby was just here. Here, like, literally two hours ago.

[Andrew Santino]

And I'm like, really? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What did he get?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, just.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to know your order. You know what I was going to do? I was going to do the Oprah thing where I paid for your next Pay it Forward. And the guy was like, I don't even know how to do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I was like, what if I give you cash? And then he was like, well, then I'll just keep the tip.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I was like, okay, never mind.

[Andrew Santino]

Or maybe buy a gift card, but keep it on the side.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the gift card's actually smart. I should. Oh, maybe.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe I should have done that. That's smart. Actually.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I buy myself a little gift card for you next time.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

My little sweet prince.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I. I've been eating the same. Do you ever get into meal kicks where you're like, I'm just being. Eating the same thing all week over and over?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. If I like it, I'm gonna keep ordering it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So what. What have you been?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, lately, because it's been cold and rainy. I've had so much ramen. I'm. I'M I'm starting to ramen out. Although I know you're. You're more. You're more of. Than ramen, right?

[Andrew Santino]

No, udon.

[Bobby Lee]

Udon, that's right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm udon guy.

[Bobby Lee]

But I'm ramen. I'm full on ramen. Huh.

[Rudy]

Bulldog noodles.

[Bobby Lee]

Now. Is that racist?

[Rudy]

That was Korean. Yeah, yeah, that was pretty racist.

[Andrew Santino]

It was. Do you find it okay? What's racism?

[Bobby Lee]

That's a good question.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a really good.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm actually asking.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you. I mean, is that okay, the thing that I did? Is that the most racist thing you've seen me do?

[Rudy]

No, I've been to your show.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you think my standup is racist?

[Rudy]

Kinda. And that's why. That's why you have to like. Okay, ruffling a few feathers.

[Bobby Lee]

Does he say that?

[Rudy]

He does like, something like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Yeah, I do do that.

[Bobby Lee]

You say ruffling a few feathers right after you do a Native American joke. Sorry, I'm ruffling a few feathers.

[Andrew Santino]

But I don't say that in those cases. I say it when it's like it. The joke is so edgy. It gets more of a groan when people go, oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I go, you know, you're not racist or edgy.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

So much fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you. It's fun.

[Bobby Lee]

What's a joke that you heard him say that made you.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I don't want to. Because I want to. I have a special.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's true. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you be honest. Do you find me funny on stage?

[Rudy]

I do find you funny.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know that.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean? Yeah, she might have different. She's a Mulany fan.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

She's like.

[Bobby Lee]

Who is?

[Andrew Santino]

I like someone more prolific.

[Bobby Lee]

Who is your favorite comedian?

[Rudy]

She doesn't watch.

[Andrew Santino]

She don't watch comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

But if you. But like in your mind, who do you like?

[Rudy]

I like Quinn Blackwell. You guys don't know her.

[Bobby Lee]

Quan Blackwell.

[Rudy]

Qu. Blackwell. Quinn.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, oh, Quindolyn Quin Blackwell.

[Andrew Santino]

She does standup comedy.

[Rudy]

No, she's just.

[Bobby Lee]

She's an actor.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, that's. We talk about standup comedy.

[Rudy]

Well, I don't watch any stand up comedian.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me throw you some legendary stand up. See if you've heard of them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm just curious.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's a good call.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Your generation.

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Richard Pryor. Unbelievable.

[Bobby Lee]

Never heard of him.

[Andrew Santino]

Never even heard of him.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Robin Williams.

[Rudy]

Familiar.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, he is. Did you do it? Did you do a. Are you doing half English? Was that you just say the genie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so funny when it's in another language. It's the same. Yeah, say genie. Yeah, just say the genie. It's the genie in Aladdin.

[Andrew Santino]

She. Wizard. Is that something you just put a she before any word?

[Bobby Lee]

She was the genie. He was the genie. How about Eddie Murphy?

[Rudy]

Familiar?

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, familiar.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the donkey in Shrek.

[Andrew Santino]

The donkey? Z Donkey.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he is the donkey in Shrek.

[Andrew Santino]

He is the donkey in Shrek.

[Bobby Lee]

I swear to God. Yes. And. And, well, they'll never know. Mike Myers.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

You know who that is?

[Andrew Santino]

He's not a stand up though.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the. He is Shrek.

[Rudy]

I don't believe that.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, okay. What are you queuing on? What is going on?

[Bobby Lee]

He was the donkey. He was on Saturday Night Live.

[Andrew Santino]

George Carlin. No, there's no way. There's no way.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Well, I mean, that's incredible to me. It's got. Here's the problem. It has to touch new generations. So it has to be some. Which. Which is why Mike Myers is funny, because he would. I mean, did you ever like Austin Powers?

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Rudy]

I don't know what that is.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Wow. Dane Cook. That's incredible. Wow. Sarah Silverman.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

That's incredible. Louis CK Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Nobody.

[Andrew Santino]

Dave Chappelle?

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know him? You've got to know him. Dave has touched multiple generations. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. That's interesting. Have you heard of these people?

[Rudy]

A couple.

[Bobby Lee]

Probably from us talking about it over the years. She's probably heard some of it.

[Rudy]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so then if you're not. What do you. You're into music though?

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like what bands do you like right now? Inform us about Chapel, Ron.

[Rudy]

Not really.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? Why not?

[Rudy]

I don't know. She. I'm just not that into pop.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, Good. Good for you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. BB they love though.

[Bobby Lee]

Who?

[Andrew Santino]

Bb?

[Bobby Lee]

BB King. I love him.

[Andrew Santino]

Bad Bunny.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Rudy]

I love.

[Bobby Lee]

You love him, right? So why.

[Andrew Santino]

Why do you love him?

[Rudy]

He's hot. He's so talented.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop, stop up. The first thing they said.

[Andrew Santino]

He's hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This is what the youth. They don't give a shit about his music.

[Andrew Santino]

Unbelievable to me.

[Bobby Lee]

They like that he's hot. Yeah, they like that he's a hot.

[Rudy]

I mean, all his music is about sex.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Rudy]

Look at him.

[Andrew Santino]

When I was a kid, I like Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker. Dude. We didn't do it by fucking. We didn't do it by looks. You Know what I mean? We did it by art. Look at that guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, dude, look at Phil Collins.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Phil.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, do Phil Collins. And somebody wrote Phil Collins. Phil Collins managed to make bangers and. And was a multi millionaire and dressed like a computer tech salesman. I mean, look at this. Look at this guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He looks like he works for Apple.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he was a legend. I don't know who Phil Collins is.

[Rudy]

No, he sings the Tarzan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Good for you.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

You have to touch the generation.

[Andrew Santino]

You gotta touch it. Right. It's got to be animation.

[Bobby Lee]

Then it's gotta be. Well, there, there you. That's McCone, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If McCone starts losing his hair, that's

[Andrew Santino]

100% Phil Collins or Bad Bunny. Looks wise. Okay. All right, so what else. What else is. We like.

[Bobby Lee]

That's interesting, though. That's interesting that you see the hot part, but you don't really love his music. You just like that. Give me his. Give me your favorite song.

[Rudy]

I love the.

[Bobby Lee]

Sing it. Sing it.

[Andrew Santino]

You're being racist. Yeah. You're being racist right now. How does that feel? It doesn't feel good, does it?

[Rudy]

I still try.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm mimicking your language. And you're mimicking him. And it's all.

[Rudy]

We're trying to say the lyrics.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm trying to say your language.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's trying to communicate to you.

[Andrew Santino]

Go back to Phil Collins. I'm going to ask something. A question. That one specific photo, that pink one.

[Bobby Lee]

Such a good picture. That was an album.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. If. If Bad Buddy's music came out of him, would you like it as much?

[Rudy]

Him speaking Spanish?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Just suppose that he sang the Bad Bunny music. All right. He sings Star Sign all in. Yeah, he does that, right. He does that right. Would you still be like, oh, my God, Bad Bunny. That's Bad Bunny. You would like him still Swing in

[Bobby Lee]

front of the trees. Swinging from the trees. I swing in front of the trees.

[Andrew Santino]

Would you?

[Rudy]

I mean, I would like the music,

[Andrew Santino]

but you wouldn't like them.

[Rudy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no way.

[Rudy]

Like, he wouldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

He wouldn't.

[Andrew Santino]

No way.

[Bobby Lee]

He wouldn't get to play the Super Bowl. That's for sure.

[Andrew Santino]

He wouldn't play the Super Bowl.

[Bobby Lee]

No chance.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. There's no way, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

No chance.

[Andrew Santino]

If Kid Rock sang bad Muddy music, you wouldn't like Bad money. The music. Music.

[Bobby Lee]

That is true.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

100.

[Andrew Santino]

So it's about the looks.

[Bobby Lee]

It's all about. Give me.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not art.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me someone else that you love. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Now. Yeah, yeah.

[Rudy]

I like Malcolm Todd.

[Andrew Santino]

Look up, Malcolm Todd.

[Rudy]

He's so white. Yeah, yeah. She doesn't like him. I think he's so cute.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, now here we're talking. We're talking.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, he. He's like an indie rock artist.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but his music must be good, then. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, no, but look at him with a shaved head there. And the other one. One. He's. He's. Yeah, he's got the sex appeal, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, yeah, That's.

[Bobby Lee]

See, See, the other indie picture is for his male fans. So the. The photographers are like, we got to take some of these so guys can feel that you've got the indie vibe. But then the. Then somebody. Then a stylist goes, shave your head so we can get the girls wet. That's still. That's what this is.

[Andrew Santino]

He is hot, though.

[Bobby Lee]

You have to sell all the signs.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Wait, is that his girlfriend?

[Bobby Lee]

Got to be.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the deal.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the deal. Interesting. So you got. Aesthetics is very important to you.

[Bobby Lee]

It's number one.

[Andrew Santino]

Apparently, for them, it's not good.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Because it has nothing to do with the art.

[Bobby Lee]

First.

[Rudy]

Oh, Joji is very good.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's Joji? He's got to be.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you heard of Joji or any of these people?

[Bobby Lee]

Goji. Joji.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I like his berries.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Okay, here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

Joji.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. He could be a Cordelone Corleone.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he does have the eyes. He's got the Italian eye.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He could be like. Like Fredo, son. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I give you an offer you can't refuse.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm Georgie.

[Rudy]

Cute.

[Andrew Santino]

He is cute, though. Still.

[Bobby Lee]

This is the problem.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the problem.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't have any ugly stars.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't.

[Bobby Lee]

We had a lot of ugly music stars.

[Andrew Santino]

All of them were ugly.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's my thing. There. See? Look, Even when he takes an okay photo, you still see it underneath there. Yeah, he's still got the thing.

[Rudy]

I mean, Harry Styles is balding.

[Bobby Lee]

I still like his music, but he's still handsome.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. Are you c. He's the hottest guy in the world right now.

[Rudy]

That's.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. See?

[Bobby Lee]

He's still handsome.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Look up the ugliest man on Earth. Just look it up. Ugliest man on Earth.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, don't Google Andres. That's.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's just go to that. The fifth one, right? Yeah, that guy, right?

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's a face. There's dude, that's. That's that competition.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Okay, let's. No, let's go to that guy right there. The four. The what? In the fourth. The last one on the first row. This guy right here. Okay. This guy right here saying Harry Styles music. Would you like to it?

[Rudy]

I think I'd still like it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you wouldn't.

[Rudy]

I think I would.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you would not.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

You tell them.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

No social media though.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but back then. But back then we listened to our ears.

[Andrew Santino]

It's music, right? Also your generation, you guys don't like artists. Like who's your favorite modern painter? You have a painter that you like? Yes. You don't like art.

[Bobby Lee]

But.

[Rudy]

But, but.

[Andrew Santino]

And the stuff that you watch is just pop. It's garbage. It's pop. Garbage.

[Rudy]

Insecure.

[Andrew Santino]

It's pop. It's relevant pop. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

But you can't blame them because now art doesn't come along with music. Music is just music. There is no. There's no album covers that they like anymore. There's no. They don't get to touch it anymore.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So when you stop touching it, you don't care about it. So they. Why would they care? Can you name. Can you show. Can you tell me the image of Bad Bunny's last album cover of his record?

[Rudy]

It's two chairs outside on the grass. On the grass and with a banana.

[Bobby Lee]

That's interesting. That's good. And a banana was eating breakfast.

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's pretty cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Very cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Where's the banana? Oh, you mean the banana tree. You made it sound like there's one single banana.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I put this banana in my butt. I put this banana in my butt. You would love that song.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Banana in my butt. It's a banana in my butt.

[Nick Bonanno]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Bobby Lee]

My auntie said banana in your butt. They love. They love this guy.

[Andrew Santino]

They love.

[Bobby Lee]

The kids love this guy. This is why there was a disconnect. This is why all the people got mad at the Super Bowl. Because older people. This isn't for us. It's not made for us.

[Andrew Santino]

Are we now?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, brother. You're 54.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

43. It's over.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Get off my lawn. Am I him? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No. You know, it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Where's my red ball?

[Bobby Lee]

That's the new. Get off my lawn. Where are my towels?

[Andrew Santino]

Where are my cows? I am that 100. Oh, my God. I want to be cool, but you know what? The thing is. Is, like, when Harry Starr's first album came out.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

I bought it.

[Bobby Lee]

Sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Because I want to learn about new, you know. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to hear it.

[Andrew Santino]

Geese, new band. Right. Yeah. I listen to it.

[Bobby Lee]

They're great.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. Turnstile. I. I try to like. And I like those bands. I think they're very.

[Bobby Lee]

What, you always dip back to the old school.

[Andrew Santino]

But the problem is, is that I have the weight of knowledge and of it.

[Rudy]

It.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. Of the history of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I can compare what's new to what came before it. Right. They don't do that, this generation.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's now. It's right now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's like when I was in. In the 80s or whatever, I still listened to late 60s bands.

[Bobby Lee]

Sure.

[Andrew Santino]

And still modern music.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I like Depeche Mode. And there was a Bad called the Bad, called the Thugs. It's a great name in the 60s New York. No one knew about these guys, but I liked the Fogs. It was like lo fi kind of street music. You know what I mean? And it was so good. But my point is, is that. And so then I could listen to like someone like Daniel Johnston, you know, who had the same kind, and just compare the two.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But these, they just.

[Bobby Lee]

It's new.

[Andrew Santino]

They ingest whatever that's on. But I don't think that's an old thing for me.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's. It's, it's. It's. I'm a curious person.

[Bobby Lee]

But it's also because you came from a generation, it just because how bored they are. Yeah. Let's move on.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's move on. Yeah. How are you guys doing in the Winter Olympics? The Philippines.

[Bobby Lee]

They actually have a medal doodle. Yeah. Do a metal count for the Philippines. Yes, yes. Filipino Olympic medal count.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm being mean again. Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, brother. Look at that. They got bullying meeting. No, they got zero. Never mind.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Never mind. I thought they were gonna get one. I thought they were gonna get one.

[Andrew Santino]

I wanted one too. For you.

[Bobby Lee]

Me too. Too.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Rudy]

Well, there's a Filipino tennis player. That's really good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. That's at the Winter Olympics. Is it? Yeah, yeah.

[Rudy]

There's no winter in the Philippines, so why would we join?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. You're competing.

[Rudy]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

South Korea. Shout out to Korea. Has seven total medals. Two gold, two bron, two silver.

[Andrew Santino]

But we have snow. That's not fair.

[Rudy]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, we have snow. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Also, it's very small little country. We're still. We're getting stomped, aren't we? We. It's still pretty good. No, cuz go, go. Do just Olympic medal count in general. Don't have to do American, cuz look at Norway's cruising right now. They got 34.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We're getting smooshed. We'll never catch up.

[Andrew Santino]

We're second, though. That's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but 34 is. We'll never catch that. Yeah, no chance.

[Andrew Santino]

How's Spain doing?

[Bobby Lee]

Also, they have 16 golds to earn nine.

[Andrew Santino]

How's Spain doing, bud?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Where's Spain? You got two.

[Andrew Santino]

You got two. That's good.

[Bobby Lee]

But you got a gold. Click on it. What was the gold for Spain in.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Mispronouncing words. Is that a competition?

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, what did you guys get a golden. It doesn't say.

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you did in ski mountaineering. So we just to show you about the mountain. I will show you. This is a mountain. That is a mountain.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And these are all snow mountains. Gold medal.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Was Magellan Spanish.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what.

[Bobby Lee]

It's about 100%.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Exploring.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You got a golden. Exploring. Good. Let's go over there.

[Bobby Lee]

They send this. They send the Spaniards to just check out the hills.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Go check how it's looking. It looks good.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys are good at that. Exploring. The Pinto, the Santa Maria. That's you, right?

[Bobby Lee]

The Pinto. The Pinto, the Ford Taurus. That was you guys.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what it was? It was because, well, they were obsessed with. No, they wanted to own the world. The Spanish thought they were going to take over fucking. Everybody did for a very short amount of time. Cool it out. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

In centuries.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You didn't go up? No. You didn't get any of us close. You got close. California was us, but you didn't get us. Okay. You didn't get us in total. You did your best.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys know about the history?

[Bobby Lee]

Definitely got you guys? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What happened? Tell me the history here.

[Rudy]

So Magellan went to Cebu.

[Andrew Santino]

Magellan went there, too?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What the.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he was into scuba diving. He's a huge diver. Yeah, Magellan loved diving.

[Andrew Santino]

He wanted to find that tree creature. Smoking a cigarette, whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What is it called?

[Nick Bonanno]

What's that guy in the tree

[Bobby Lee]

and his boys are just drinking. He's like, I'm going to find.

[Andrew Santino]

Copy.

[Bobby Lee]

I would find him. Magellan went down to Cebu. What happened?

[Andrew Santino]

And then what happened?

[Rudy]

Then the great, like, warrior chief, Lapo.

[Andrew Santino]

Lapo. Lapo. Look up Lapo Lapo.

[Rudy]

I've never heard of.

[Bobby Lee]

I had that last night at dinner. Lapo Lapo.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What happened? I don't want to look. Don't look it up. I want them to tell the story.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Yeah. I just want to know what he looks like.

[Bobby Lee]

So Magellan went to Cebu.

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He ran into Lapo Lapo.

[Rudy]

Yeah. Magellan was like, oh, this is going to be our land. And then Lapu. Lapo's like, no. And so they fought, and then he killed Magellan.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Wow. So Magellan was killed by Lapalapo.

[Rudy]

Yeah. I think he was also hiding under the water. And then, like, there was, like, a surprise attack.

[Bobby Lee]

Filipino folklore.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He was hiding under the water, holding his breath for three days. La polapo hold his breast for three days and appear.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So wait. Lapo Lapo was in the water, hiding, waiting to kill Magellan. There's like. That's Lapolapo. Shout out to Lapo Lapo. And by the way, shout out to all the Filipinos.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we love them.

[Bobby Lee]

Love you guys.

[Andrew Santino]

We love. Look at Lapo dude with Lapa Lapa.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why Magellan got. Got clipped because this guy wasn't around. Damn, dude. He was big as.

[Andrew Santino]

I have ocd. Why don't an extra Lapu on there? Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Comedies and threes. So, Lap, can we get a. Can I get shirts? Can we get Lapo Lapo shirts?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, there's. There's a movie now.

[Rudy]

It's a city.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, right.

[Andrew Santino]

We know that, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he owned the place.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who played La Lapo?

[Andrew Santino]

There's no one.

[Nick Bonanno]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Scroll down. It's got to be a cast on there. Who played him?

[Andrew Santino]

Don't do this, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

I want.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't do that.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to.

[Andrew Santino]

You're looking for Robert Redford.

[Bobby Lee]

Daniel Stern played Lapa Lapo. Wait, who did Now, Now, Lito Lapid is the senator in the Philippines. Is he a descendant of Lapa Lapo? There are any other descendants of Lao Lapo now leaders?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you could. Maybe you share Lapu blood.

[Rudy]

Maybe.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that'd be fab.

[Andrew Santino]

That'd be so sick.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you imagine if you and I do our bloodlines? We'll have. No, Nobody from our bloodline will have done anything important.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

You never know that, though, Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

I come from potato farming.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but the greatest potatoes you've ever

[Bobby Lee]

had, probably we took second.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. All right.

[Bobby Lee]

To the McConnells.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

To the McKinley and the McConnells and the Odon Donalds and the Corkerys. You know, McCone comes from great potato lineage.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, they do.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at his face. He looks like a potato.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

A sweet potato.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you guys know about your lineage or. No?

[Rudy]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you don't need. What? You didn't do the blood 23andMe thing. We swabbed it. Never. Right. Now, see, Filipinos are smart. They don't play that game.

[Andrew Santino]

But there's no long less cousin that you want to find or anything like that.

[Rudy]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to be related to somebody so bad.

[Nick Bonanno]

I do.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you.

[Andrew Santino]

You have brothers and sisters you've never met, right?

[Rudy]

Yeah. In Korea. Korea.

[Bobby Lee]

How many?

[Rudy]

Two sisters.

[Bobby Lee]

And you've never met them.

[Nick Bonanno]

Do you know?

[Bobby Lee]

Do you. Do you think they know who you are?

[Rudy]

I don't think so.

[Bobby Lee]

What are the chances that they watch this show?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They're not your sisters, and they're her sisters.

[Bobby Lee]

How many total siblings are there from. From you guys's mom and dad separately? Like, in total, how many kids are there?

[Rudy]

Five.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And you don't know the two of Them?

[Rudy]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know how old they are?

[Rudy]

I think they're like maybe around 8, 10.

[Andrew Santino]

But they have two brothers. Yeah, that I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Where are they?

[Andrew Santino]

They never come out.

[Rudy]

They're huge now.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, they're lapo. Lapo size.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. And they speak English. Everything. I mean, what are they doing? I sure. That was racist. That felt racist to me. Now.

[Bobby Lee]

That was.

[Andrew Santino]

That was racist.

[Bobby Lee]

What do they eat for breakfast? Is a better question.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So what do the brothers. What do they do in the Philippines?

[Rudy]

They're still in school or high school.

[Bobby Lee]

Teenagers.

[Andrew Santino]

Are they funny?

[Bobby Lee]

They should come to the show.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I would love to, because we would love them on the show.

[Bobby Lee]

This show has basically become the Filipino contingency. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, who's leading the podcast world with Filipinos? This show. This has got to be.

[Andrew Santino]

It could be. We could be.

[Bobby Lee]

Honestly, I'd love it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We should get a more Filipino cast. Some.

[Andrew Santino]

Some fans went to your mom's.

[Rudy]

Yeah, I saw.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, we had fans go to your mom's restaurant.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Rudy]

Bakery.

[Andrew Santino]

What? What?

[Bobby Lee]

That's so cool.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean they went. This guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Let me see.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that me? I'm Bobby.

[Nick Bonanno]

Mom.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

My God. There's kids hitting sheep and goats. Oh, my God. What the.

[Bobby Lee]

I bought like one of everything.

[Andrew Santino]

Four of something things, two of some things,

[Bobby Lee]

and it all costs like a dollar seventy. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

It's amazing. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it does look really good.

[Andrew Santino]

It does good. Look good.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, pause. Go back.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Go back. What is that? What is that pastry on the bottom? That's like. What is that one like the pink roll?

[Rudy]

That's not. That's not. I forgot. I think it's like a variation of though.

[Bobby Lee]

But is that like raspberry or fruit? What's inside it? Why is it that color? Color?

[Rudy]

I'm pretty sure it says D. Goat blood.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't. Goat blood roll.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't ever want to take over the store. And. And. And I would pass down generations worked in it before.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait a minute. If Tom Segura is going to open up a bakery in. In Austin, we should open up honey, too, here in this. Here in LA for her mom.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I would 100% do that. Just so we could compete with Sagar and shut down his little croissanter.

[Andrew Santino]

I bet you I want to do that.

[Bobby Lee]

We should do a Honey 2.0.

[Andrew Santino]

Honey 2.0.

[Bobby Lee]

Do your mom' here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What's the bakery called?

[Bobby Lee]

Honey. Honey's Bakery.

[Andrew Santino]

Hunter's Bakery. We'll do it. Honey's Bakery here.

[Bobby Lee]

Hunter's Honey's Bakery, la. And it's all.

[Andrew Santino]

It'll be more elevated. I don't want to say. I think the flower we're gonna use. No. Is that feel wrong?

[Bobby Lee]

Whatever you want.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I please.

[Bobby Lee]

You're doing it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'm not doing it. I feel like I'm drowning.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're.

[Andrew Santino]

I need you to back me up here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Can we use elevated ingredients?

[Andrew Santino]

You want, though? I mean, you want to ship. Let's just bring that. The dyes and everything.

[Rudy]

We have to stick to the ingredients, the recipes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but we have those ingredients here.

[Bobby Lee]

Not like this, you don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you don't.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Okay. No, that's cap toenails. They mush into there. It's different. I would actually love to open up a Filipino bakery. Employ your mom. Family members. People from the Philippines bring Filipino cuisine here. Here.

[Rudy]

That would be cool.

[Bobby Lee]

I would. I actually would love it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Cuz then. Then we could beat Sagura.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And wouldn't that be nice to just like trample? It'd be like, oh, yeah, you did good.

[Andrew Santino]

We'd have to compete. We'd have to buy. You know what I mean? Like, open up a store across the

[Bobby Lee]

street from his store in Austin.

[Andrew Santino]

In Austin.

[Bobby Lee]

But I want it here in la so we can.

[Andrew Santino]

But the only way to beat him, really, is to open up a. Is to close him down.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so how about this? I'm not even kidding. What if we do a popup? Honey 2 Across. We do a pop up shop just for fun, to see how it goes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Across the street.

[Andrew Santino]

And then you and I definitely have. We promote it.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll hang out.

[Andrew Santino]

Definitely have to show. We have to show up every day.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll spend a week down there promoting signage that says, don't support two bears. Support bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And the bad friends family.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

I honestly would love to do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it'd be so fun now.

[Andrew Santino]

Would he be mad, you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he wouldn't give up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I don't think it'd be fun.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, well, look, let's say goodbye to the girls. They gotta go. Rudy's gotta go to school. Cool.

[Andrew Santino]

We gotta come back, though. You're not gonna come back or.

[Rudy]

No, I'm gonna be here for four months.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. Do you like doing this podcast?

[Bobby Lee]

We love having you guys on the show.

[Andrew Santino]

Give them a round applause, girls. Wonderful. Very wonderful. Wonderful stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

So thank you. To our. Our. Our girls for coming back. We love them, our Filipino friends. And today, once again, Fancy has foisted the Quinnipiac kids on us. Yeah. All right, well, send in. Send in the weirdest one. So we talk to one of these ones. Send in one of the weirdos.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Weirdo.

[Bobby Lee]

Weirdest one. Give me the. This one. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, perfect.

[Bobby Lee]

Sit in the blue chair.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at this guy.

[Bobby Lee]

He dressed up. By the way, all these kids dressed up for the first time in any of the classes that have come here. Of all the Quinnipiac classes that have come here, these kids all wore dress up clothes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I've never seen them so dressed up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What's your name, sir?

[Andrew Santino]

Nick.

[Nick Bonanno]

Nick Bonanno.

[Bobby Lee]

Nick, you don't have to say your legal name. What's your social? Give us Social Security number.

[Nick Bonanno]

Zero. Sit.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Nick Bonano.

[Andrew Santino]

Bonano? Really? How do you speak spell?

[Nick Bonanno]

B, O, N, A, N, N, O.

[Bobby Lee]

What year are you at Quinnipiac?

[Nick Bonanno]

Third year.

[Bobby Lee]

So you're a junior?

[Nick Bonanno]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. They don't know that. You haven't taught them that.

[Nick Bonanno]

Freshman.

[Bobby Lee]

Senior. What are you doing at Quinnipiac? You want to be in media studies? What are you doing?

[Nick Bonanno]

I'm a film, television and media arts major.

[Bobby Lee]

In front of the camera? Behind the camera.

[Nick Bonanno]

I, you know, more behind the camera. But I like both.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow. You're an actor. I as well.

[Nick Bonanno]

I'd like to be.

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Give him a scene.

[Andrew Santino]

You either are or not. Are you an actor? Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Where are you from, Bonanno?

[Nick Bonanno]

I'm from South Windsor, Connecticut. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Nick Bonanno]

Right next to East Harford.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Hartford.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Nick Bonanno]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Connecticut boy. A young Connecticut boy, born and raised. That's where Quinnipiac is. Connecticut. You're close.

[Andrew Santino]

You have a sweet face.

[Bobby Lee]

He does. Do I?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, A really sweet face.

[Nick Bonanno]

You do too.

[Bobby Lee]

He's got good skin, too. You never had a pimple your whole life, did you?

[Andrew Santino]

Touche.

[Nick Bonanno]

Oh, no, never.

[Bobby Lee]

Seriously. He's got clear skin. This Go.

[Andrew Santino]

He's got rosy cheeks. Guy.

[Nick Bonanno]

No. I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Big.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa, dude. All over the place, huh, Guy. Ban.

[Bobby Lee]

He's got rosy cheeks. Yeah. How? How? Somehow that's an insult.

[Andrew Santino]

It is? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Banano. What's your life like?

[Nick Bonanno]

What's my life like?

[Bobby Lee]

What's your life like? You a single guy? What are you doing?

[Nick Bonanno]

Single guy? It's all right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What do you mean, yeah? You like LA?

[Andrew Santino]

How old are you?

[Bobby Lee]

He's 20.

[Andrew Santino]

You're 20? 20 years old, single guy?

[Nick Bonanno]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Quinnipiac.

[Nick Bonanno]

You tried? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Ooh. Interesting move, Bonanno. Interesting move, Bonanno. And that's a weird move from Bonanno out the gate. He might want to hold back a little bit. Wow, he's going to poke the panda.

[Nick Bonanno]

Did great.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, don't poke the pan, buddy. Don't. It's Chinese New Year, by the way. Year of the horse New Year. Piss off.

[Andrew Santino]

That was a trick thing because I'm Korean. We were testing you, racist.

[Nick Bonanno]

Oh, so you.

[Andrew Santino]

You thanked me.

[Bobby Lee]

You're Korean.

[Nick Bonanno]

I didn't notice.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow. Banana.

[Andrew Santino]

That's another banana, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Second get second. What's your dream, Bonano?

[Nick Bonanno]

My dream?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Nick Bonanno]

To write, direct my own shorts. Or. Not shorts, feature length films.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Nick Bonanno]

Make more comedies. That's why I love this podcast. You guys are hilarious.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you listen to this show?

[Andrew Santino]

I do.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, right on. Very cool. We'll take Banano. We like that a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

We like you a lot. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a sweet man.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Nick Bonanno]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not. You're not dating anybody?

[Nick Bonanno]

No, not yet.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll get you somebody.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You want somebody.

[Bobby Lee]

Girls out there in the. In the Connecticut or you girls or guys or what do you.

[Andrew Santino]

Girls.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know, man.

[Rudy]

I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not being defensive.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you got really defensive. I could have been anything.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's true. What do you eat in the morning?

[Bobby Lee]

Proof.

[Andrew Santino]

Fruit Loops.

[Nick Bonanno]

No, I don't eat fruit.

[Bobby Lee]

It was almost as bad as his.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it was a Callbacker.

[Bobby Lee]

This. What's your breakfast? What's a banana breakfast?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Nick Bonanno]

But if anything, it's oatmeal.

[Bobby Lee]

That's it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oatmeal.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, well, young ladies out there in the Connecticut metro area, let's ask what

[Andrew Santino]

kind of women he likes.

[Bobby Lee]

What kind of women do you like?

[Andrew Santino]

So let me give you the eight height, right range, okay?

[Nick Bonanno]

Oh, height. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Four foot, five to six foot. Where's. Where is it if it's like five, five, six.

[Nick Bonanno]

Five, five. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Five, five.

[Nick Bonanno]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. That's fun.

[Nick Bonanno]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. If she was five. One problem. No, no problem. No, let's just say five. One.

[Bobby Lee]

Five one to six feet tall.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I bet he'll take.

[Andrew Santino]

And then is there an ethnicity thing

[Nick Bonanno]

that you not really, really Italian girls like?

[Andrew Santino]

Are you Italian?

[Nick Bonanno]

I am Italian.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Banano.

[Andrew Santino]

Ban. Oh, banano.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how they say banana in Italian.

[Nick Bonanno]

Santino and Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Santino.

[Andrew Santino]

Give me an accent with Lee, please. Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead. Bonano.

[Andrew Santino]

Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Santino]

I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Lee. So you want An Italian girl.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All in Sims.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not always a given.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not a given.

[Nick Bonanno]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So you and your students are all together, right, staying at the same place? Yeah. Have you guys had any good meals?

[Nick Bonanno]

Yeah, I'm trying to remember. We went to. Well, not in and out.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Nick Bonanno]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Why? I like it.

[Nick Bonanno]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean? You don't like in and out?

[Nick Bonanno]

It's all right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you. What do you think? What's better? What? Fast food is better.

[Nick Bonanno]

What fast food?

[Bobby Lee]

What fast food? Burger is better.

[Nick Bonanno]

Shake.

[Bobby Lee]

Shake Shack. You're wrong.

[Andrew Santino]

You're wrong.

[Nick Bonanno]

Shake Shack.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you're from the East Coast.

[Nick Bonanno]

Like, what do you.

[Andrew Santino]

It doesn't even matter.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not even close.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not even close.

[Nick Bonanno]

I think Fat Burger is better.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting. I actually will give you some credit there.

[Andrew Santino]

Fat Burger is good because there's no more.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, there's almost. You can customize.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I like that. How do you know Fat Burger?

[Nick Bonanno]

Ice Cube talked about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's good. Give me the loot. Give me the loot.

[Bobby Lee]

What time in the morning did Ice Cube get. Get the Fat Burger Burger?

[Nick Bonanno]

What time in the.

[Bobby Lee]

What time in the morning did Ice Cube get a fat burger?

[Nick Bonanno]

You had two in the morning.

[Bobby Lee]

You had it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Two in the morning.

[Bobby Lee]

Got the fat Burger.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what I like to do.

[Bobby Lee]

And what did he see? He saw the lights of what?

[Nick Bonanno]

Oh, great. We're doing this.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a blimp. What company?

[Nick Bonanno]

Goodyear.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And what did it read? Don't look up. What did it read? Ice Cube is a blimp.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. Of the year.

[Bobby Lee]

Pimp.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Ice Cube's a pimp. Okay. But I'm glad you knew. Fat Burger. That's cool.

[Nick Bonanno]

That's so embarrassing.

[Andrew Santino]

What I like to do with you guys is that.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. He's never gonna.

[Andrew Santino]

After this podcast, I'm gonna give you guys money.

[Nick Bonanno]

That sounds great.

[Andrew Santino]

So you guys can go. No, but you guys are gonna go eat tonight together as a family. As a family.

[Nick Bonanno]

That's beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, go tag.

[Andrew Santino]

I want you guys to eat something good, though. Not fast food, right? Yeah, something good. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, how about this? Go tag in somebody else there.

[Andrew Santino]

Banana.

[Bobby Lee]

I love you.

[Andrew Santino]

Bye.

[Bobby Lee]

Banano, you're the man. Yeah, we love Banana. Give it up for Banano.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's the best.

[Bobby Lee]

Tag in somebody, Bonano, and we'. People and then we'll call it. Yeah. Look at the. Look at this. Stand up real fast. Oh, yeah, stand up. Look at this look at this guy's belt. Turn to the side.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Jesus Christ. On the last loop of the belt.

[Andrew Santino]

On the last loop. Get a smaller belt, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Whose belt is that? Well, you got to say it into the mic so we can hear you.

[Harry]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll tell you.

[Harry]

So it's funny, the. The belt was too big. I literally took a scissor. I cut a hole so that it would fit me. Just for this occasion.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This kid's interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You don't seem like a survivor to me.

[Harry]

I mean, I think. I think I could. I'm Jewish, so I'm. I'm a survivor.

[Andrew Santino]

You know who you are?

[Bobby Lee]

Are.

[Andrew Santino]

Repeat after me.

[Bobby Lee]

I like how he goes, I'm Jewish. As if the belt didn't give it away.

[Andrew Santino]

Do this with your finger. Do this with your fingers.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Harry]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Do this with one finger. Right. Warriors. Warrior, come out and play. You're that guy, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He is that guy. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What's your names?

[Harry]

My name is Harry. Not. Not Styles Callback.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy's great.

[Andrew Santino]

Just say Froot Loops.

[Bobby Lee]

And what's your name? What's your. What's your name? Shirley.

[Andrew Santino]

Shirley.

[Bobby Lee]

I like Shirley. I'll tell you that.

[Andrew Santino]

That you're grounded, Shirley. That's what I feel, a calmness.

[Rudy]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that response is quite grounded.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's very grounded response.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you're inquisitive.

[Andrew Santino]

You're inquisitive.

[Bobby Lee]

You asked a question to a statement. That's a grounded thing to do.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, comparative to his energy. Yeah, you seem a little bit more grounded is what I meant.

[Bobby Lee]

Surely. Surely you're also Jewish, I imagine. No, no, no. Surely. Surely you're Jewish.

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Harry and Shirley are here with us from Quinnipiac. Yeah, Students. And Harry is a. Second year.

[Harry]

Yeah, Third year.

[Bobby Lee]

Third year.

[Andrew Santino]

Also.

[Harry]

Also a junior.

[Bobby Lee]

And what about you? Third year, Third year.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. What do you guys want to do after? What's your dream? I. I want to be a journalist. But honestly, put me anywhere and you'll do anything. Do it. I'll do anything. Okay, I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

And what about you, Harry?

[Harry]

I'm going to sound exactly like Banana, but I want to write and direct. It's my dream.

[Bobby Lee]

It's your dream?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's your dream dream.

[Andrew Santino]

What kind of movies?

[Harry]

I. I love horror movies, but like specifically horror comedies.

[Andrew Santino]

It's.

[Harry]

It's a great sub genre.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, horror comedy. Like your favorite horror comedy is what I mean.

[Harry]

I'm thinking weapons cuz it's so recent.

[Bobby Lee]

That's good. I did like shit list My.

[Harry]

I know I'm Jewish.

[Nick Bonanno]

My favorite horror.

[Bobby Lee]

One of the. One of the best horror comedies out there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Harry]

Oh, 100%.

[Bobby Lee]

It was very funny.

[Andrew Santino]

The ending's funny. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know. What are your favorite horror comedies?

[Harry]

Favorite horror comedies? I like. Have you guys heard of Dead Stream?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

No. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Dead.

[Harry]

Dead Stream was fun. It was like a smaller indie film. I. I liked. I liked it a lot. But, I mean, Tucker and Dale, it's a classic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Tucker, Dale is great.

[Andrew Santino]

Is Dead Stream good? I have Shudder.

[Harry]

Dead Stream is really good. I mean, is it on?

[Andrew Santino]

Shutter?

[Harry]

It is on.

[Andrew Santino]

What the is that, dude? That's the comedy part.

[Rudy]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's.

[Harry]

It's funny. I'm telling you.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like Shane Gilletting a bath.

[Bobby Lee]

To the well go. Harry. Harry. Your dream is to make horror comedy, and you want to be a journalist? Yes. And then how has this been going with him in Los Angeles?

[Nick Bonanno]

This.

[Bobby Lee]

This little semester in LA or whatever?

[Harry]

It's. It's going great. I mean, I'm. I'm from Connecticut, so we don't have all these. These amazing film opportunities that are out here, so I've been loving it.

[Bobby Lee]

He sounds like he's politicking right now.

[Andrew Santino]

He's very good.

[Bobby Lee]

How about you?

[Harry]

He's. I mean, it's been great for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Where are you from?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm from Connecticut, too.

[Bobby Lee]

So is everybody usually from Connecticut that goes to the school? Huh? I was born in New York. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Give me it.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm walking here.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, hey,

[Andrew Santino]

hey.

[Bobby Lee]

$50 for a slice. Do you guys like LA so far?

[Andrew Santino]

Honestly, love it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What about you, Harry?

[Harry]

No, it's great. It's great. Like, I just. I feel like when I'm here, I want to be out 24 7.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys should get into Bobby's house. He's going to hand you guys money right now to go get food.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys got to get dinner.

[Bobby Lee]

This is.

[Harry]

Oh, no, you don't. You don't have to, Bob.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to because I know you guys don't have a lot of money. Yeah, thank you. We are. We are college students.

[Bobby Lee]

You actually don't know that. These kids could come from.

[Andrew Santino]

It doesn't matter. I'd like to pay for their dinner.

[Bobby Lee]

Dinner.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's. Oh, are you sure? Yeah, Grab it. You can probably get a dinner for you, right? For 300.

[Bobby Lee]

Grab it.

[Andrew Santino]

You're Jewish. Do you think they can.

[Harry]

I know I'm Jewish.

[Andrew Santino]

They can, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

They can go. How much Is it 300?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Oh, you're so sweet.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. 400.

[Andrew Santino]

No, dude, you give them 100.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't have any cash in my pocket.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you never do this. I'm the one that's.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, this is part of the show.

[Andrew Santino]

But every time I do it, you don't do anything.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I do the 97 of the work and that's.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, give them the 100.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Okay. Here's another 100.

[Harry]

Another hundred.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you so much. Well, then you guys all have to go out to dinner together. If we find out from Fancy you didn't go to dinner, we will. We'll take a photo for you guys.

[Harry]

Surely you can. You could take that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You see what he did just there?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but I'm telling you right now, you have to go to dinner with that. You can't be splitting it, you know, I mean, for other things.

[Harry]

No, we will.

[Andrew Santino]

This is for dinner tonight with the

[Harry]

group, and I'll make sure Fancy tells you where we went.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I want to know where they went because I'll know if they spent the money.

[Bobby Lee]

100 depending on.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll be very fancy pains now.

[Bobby Lee]

No canes. Somewhere nice.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm.

[Harry]

I'm Jewish, but I promise a tip.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's a good.

[Harry]

Like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what? That.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't understand it, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he will. 12%.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. 15%. 15. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

20.

[Harry]

20.

[Bobby Lee]

No chance.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, no chance.

[Bobby Lee]

No chance.

[Harry]

Yeah, no chance.

[Andrew Santino]

Go somewhere nice. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Well, look, we. We want to thank you guys. We hope. What do we have? We have one more person. All right, you go tag in the other person.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you so much. Good luck with your. Good luck with everything.

[Harry]

Thank you so much. It's a pleasure being on.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, look at this last guy coming in. Tag in. Come on in. Come on, sit down.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on in, man.

[Bobby Lee]

It's your time to showcase your. This guy. They all dressed up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, I'm really. You like this guy? Do you. You guys know this guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Of course.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy. Not from Connecticut. I'm not. Actually White Plains, New York. Yeah, we can tell. Yeah, I can see that. The. The. The goatee and the earrings does not say Connecticut. No. You know, what are you. What's your name? I'm Will. Will. Will. A Quinnipiac senior. I'm actually a third year. I'm a junior as well. Third year. Okay, Quinnipiac, third year. And what do you want to do, Will? So my dream job would probably be like a cinematographer in the film industry. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Something that's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Behind the camera.

[Andrew Santino]

You want to be. You don't want to be on front, like. Like Bonono. Yeah, yeah. He thinks he's George Clooney. You want to stay behind the camera.

[Bobby Lee]

Stay behind the camera, Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Cinematographer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, you kind of look like. Who? George R. Martin. You kind of have this. George. Yeah, the writer, the g. Look at this. You kind of like his son or something.

[Andrew Santino]

As a young guy.

[Bobby Lee]

As a young man, you. Oh, wow. I didn't even realize he had cool facial hair. You kind of look like that. Yeah, brother.

[Andrew Santino]

You have that. That's you.

[Bobby Lee]

I can see it. Your future is bright.

[Andrew Santino]

That's you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, bright.

[Andrew Santino]

Really bright.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to be behind the camera. You want to.

[Andrew Santino]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to. You want to dp.

[Andrew Santino]

Dp? Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

I like. I'll work my way up, like, pa. Second ac and then dp, and then hopefully that's the end. That's the goal. Yeah. I think it's achievable.

[Andrew Santino]

It looks like an artist.

[Bobby Lee]

Seems like.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What's your favorite band? Go Fast. I mean, it's not really.

[Andrew Santino]

It's Tame Impala.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it's like one.

[Andrew Santino]

I love. I love it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God, I love it. Yeah. One guy, though, or is it a band?

[Andrew Santino]

What do you think? It's one guy.

[Bobby Lee]

It's one guy. It's a band, but it's one man.

[Nick Bonanno]

It.

[Andrew Santino]

One man.

[Bobby Lee]

When he performs live, it's a band, but I think when he's in the studio, he does myself, but I consider that my favorite band.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Give me. Give me another band.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, I love Green Day. They're great. I know you mentioned earlier, but they are pretty.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm in the new. I'm in the new Green Day movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yellow Day.

[Andrew Santino]

Really good. Racist, but good. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, hopefully these dreams come true for you guys. You excited to go to get a meal tonight? Yeah, I'm very excited. Thank you very much, really.

[Andrew Santino]

You're welcome.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. No, thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

I love you. Good luck to you. Do you have any questions of wisdom that we can give you right now?

[Bobby Lee]

Any questions we can fulfill? I mean, not the one, but I'm just. I'm really grateful that I'm here and talking to you guys. This is a great experience.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not a question to ask a question.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but that was an honest no. I was just saying, like, thank you for having us.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you for even being here.

[Bobby Lee]

We love we love having. We love Quinnipiac for some reason. We continue to support this university, but it's done nothing for us. Nothing except for give us a room to podcast in. That was like a funeral home.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it was unbelievable, that place. We really enjoyed our time there. They're good, good people. You know, how about you do this? Why don't you look into that camera and say thanks for being a bad friend down right there. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you, guys for being a bad friend. Thank you. I love.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

I will say I have a. I have a street joke. It's not my joke, but I'm giving you a street joke that somebody told me today. It made me laugh so hard. He goes, did you hear what they're.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to try not to laugh.

[Bobby Lee]

Good. Did you hear what.

[Andrew Santino]

Te it to my face, though. All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you hear what they're re. What? They're renaming Epstein Island. Kid Rock. That is so good. It's unbelievable. That's right there. How have we not done that? That's our show joke. That's an our show joke. And my buddy told me that. Kid Rock.

[Andrew Santino]

I. I have a new name. I have a new joke from. From that joke.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Nick Bonanno]

What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

They're renaming Epstein Island. I already know it's not going to

[Bobby Lee]

work,

[Andrew Santino]

but I'm going to commit. Bad bunny.

[Bobby Lee]

Worst bunny. Bad. Good Bomb.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you have any more jokes? Do what? Yeah, give me a topic. Let me. I want you to improvise a joke. Give me a topic. Prince Andrew. What?

[Bobby Lee]

Prince Andrew.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

They arrested him, right? Yeah. Finally.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a hard one.

[Bobby Lee]

I like that Village People shirt.

[Andrew Santino]

What did the queen say to What? What did the queen say to Prince Charles about her brother? About his brother?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

I already it up. Give me another shot.

[Bobby Lee]

What did. What.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me say it again.

[Bobby Lee]

Sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Because I haven't thought about the punchline yet, so I have to repeat it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know what you're doing. I see how your brain works.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like this.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah,

[Bobby Lee]

yeah.