The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux

Summary

Barely Famous: “The Roast Of Kail Lowry with Lincoln & Lux”

PodcastOne | Aired March 13, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this spirited and uproarious episode of Barely Famous, host Kail Lowry invites two special guests to take center stage: her sons Lincoln and Lux. Branded as “The Roast of Kail Lowry,” the episode is a hilarious, raw, and affectionate deep-dive into family dynamics, as Kail hands her sons the mic to poke fun at her, quiz her, and reflect together on life, rules, and growing up. Expect plenty of sibling banter, lighthearted roasts, candid confessions, and some surprisingly thoughtful exchanges about maturity, sports, responsibilities, and modern-day slang.

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Main Themes & Structure

• Family Roasting: Kail’s sons turn the tables and put their mom on blast, answering “roast or boast” questions, recalling inside jokes, and rating her quirks and parenting.
• Games & Challenges: From flag identification and trivia to “Fact or Cap” and “Grounded or Not,” the episode is packed with friendly competitions and playful banter.
• Candid Conversations: Between laughs are heartfelt conversations about responsibility, growing up, fear of adulthood, sibling dynamics, and what it’s like living with a famous mom.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Introductions & Flag Game

[01:01–04:42]

• Kail welcomes her sons and expresses anxious excitement:
  • “Dude, I’m stressed already. I don’t know what is ever going to come out of these two's mouths.” – Kail [01:01]
• The trio dives into a flag identification game. Lincoln impresses with his flag knowledge, often relating countries to soccer teams:
  • “He’s going to get every single one. He's not going to give me a chance.” – Lux [02:56]
  • Lincoln shares that associating flags with soccer teams helped him learn them.
• Kail shares pride in Lincoln’s multilingualism, including English, Spanish, and Portuguese.
• Lincoln and Lux’s banter is on full display as they tease and guess through world flags.

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2. “Roast Mom” Q&A

[04:42–07:48]

• The kids answer “What’s something I do that makes you laugh every time?”
  • “Poop yourself.” – Lux [04:59], setting the tone for the rest of the episode with recurring potty humor.
  • “When you try to prove me and all your kids wrong, but you just end up making yourself look like a joke. Like cooking, for example.” – Lincoln [05:09]
• Mom’s attempts to use Gen Alpha slang and memes are gently roasted:
  • “You don’t even know memes right now.” – Lincoln [06:28]
  • “There’s a store called Karma. There’s no menu. You just get what you deserve, city boy.” – Lux [06:41]

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3. Warning Labels, Weirdest Rules, and What Not To Do

[07:48–10:59]

• Kail asks: “If I had a warning label, what would it say?”
  • “I cannot have kids anymore. I already have four baby dads, bro. I would move and change my name.” – Lincoln [07:07]
  • “I would put a toilet sign because you always gotta poop yourself.” – Lux [07:38]
• Weirdest House Rules:
  • “Picking your nose.” – Lux [08:00]
  • “Sometimes you don’t let us fight. And I don’t like that.” – Lincoln [08:08]
• “What do you hope I never start doing?”
  • “Vaping. And get another child. Unless it’s a girl.” – Lux [09:15, 09:20]
• Commentary on Kail’s cooking returns:
  • “You’re not gonna know how much seasoning… Today at lunch, we had ramen with some dry, no-seasoned turkey. It tasted like bread.” – Lincoln [10:01]

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4. Growth, Maturity & Sibling Dynamics

[13:44–23:45]

• Kail discusses responsibilities and what makes her proud as a mom; the boys reciprocate with what they’re proud of:
  • “Making a DFA team and getting number 10. I feel like prime Messi.” – Lincoln [28:30]
  • “Deciding I want to be a barber.” – Lux [29:44]
• The family reflects on sharing chores, maturity, privileges, and the “joys” of sibling rivalry.
• Discussion on what makes someone mature and self-awareness:
  • “It depends where I’m at and who I’m with.” – Lincoln [27:47]
  • Kail praises her sons: “You guys don’t have to help with the babies – you choose to. That’s really grown-up responsibility.” [20:55]

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5. Kid Life, School, Growing Up

[23:45–41:59]

• The boys share candidly about the pressures and expectations of getting older:
  • “People expect money from you when you’re older—and they’re not gonna pay you back!” – Lincoln [25:30]
• Kail makes it clear: “You don’t have to be exactly like Lincoln. Ever. I expect you to be Lux.” [26:07]
• The topic of handling big emotions, especially referring to younger siblings, comes up.

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6. Pop Culture, Slang & Generational Gaps

[37:24–39:30]

• Kail is quizzed on contemporary slang:
  • Fails on “skivity” and “sigma” but gets “alpha” and “glazing” partially right.
  • The kids explain how “fried” and “chopped” have different meanings in Gen Alpha slang.
• Discussion transitions to roasting friends, assigning nicknames, and teacher/parent awareness of the podcast.

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7. Soccer & Sports Deep-Dive

[42:03–51:27]

• Both boys are passionate about soccer; Lincoln is also multilingual in this context.
• Mentions of favorite teams, memorable goals:
  • “Favorite goal? Free kick from half, made it top bins.” – Lincoln [45:39]
  • “When the ref didn't see it, and I kicked it from the goalkeeper.” – Lux [45:15]
• Open about challenges and frustrations, handling losses:
  • “You can't get better playing against teams not as good as you.” – Kail [47:31]
• Aspirations: Lux wants to be a barber and boxer; Lincoln dreams of sports scholarships and going pro.

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8. Roast or Boast: Social Media, Parenting, and Rules

[52:13–54:30]

• Kail’s social media presence is “awkward not embarrassing” for Lincoln because everyone knows her at school.
• “My cooking?” “Trash. Except the fried chicken.” – Lux [53:06]
• Rules: Mixed feelings about house rules and not fighting Creed.
• Embarrassing stories told on the podcast are called “goofy” (funny) and “awkward,” but the kids don’t mind.

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9. Factor Cap & Grounded or Not Game

[54:41–65:01]

• Kail confesses (often roasted as a “cap”):
  • Waking up at 5am for productivity—“Cap!” ([55:00])
  • Working out every day—“Cap. You don't even work out. You have the treadmill for no reason.” – Lux [57:05]
  • Being on time—finally acknowledged as “fact.”
• “I have not pooped my pants in six months.” Finally, a “Fact.”
• Grounded or Not:
  • Forged mom’s signature? “Grounded!” – Lincoln [64:18]
  • Drove friend’s car at 14? “Grounded!” – Lux [64:34]
  • Slept at boyfriend’s house and lied? “Not grounded.” – sons [65:13]
  • Skipped school? Waits for context—ultimately “grounded” if done in lower grades.

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10. Trivia & Lighthearted Wrap-Up

[60:28–66:35]

• The episode ends with sport trivia (basketball, football, and soccer), plenty of banter, and playful corrections.
• The kids take over as quizmasters, Kail proves her sports knowledge (to everyone’s disbelief), and everyone laughs about their answers and misinterpretations.
• Lux is eager to wrap up for a bathroom break, capping off an hour of non-stop family chaos and warmth.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You just did me so dirty.” – Kail, after being roasted for her cooking. [05:25]
• “There's a store called Karma. There's no menu. You just get what you deserve, city boy.” – Lux [06:41], quoting Gen Alpha memes.
• “I would put a toilet sign because you always gotta poop yourself.” – Lux [07:38]. Kail is continuously tormented with “poop” jokes from her sons.
• “You don’t even know memes right now.” – Lincoln [06:28]
• “You need a toilet in your car.” – Lincoln [07:42]
• “I'm moving on.” – Kail, trying to regain composure after being called “old” and “bad at cooking.” [11:11]
• “Mom, you should wear diapers.” – Lux [58:12]
• “Awkward, not embarrassing. At school, everybody knows my mom is.” – Lincoln, on Kail’s TikTok fame [53:01]

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Closing Reflections

This episode offers listeners an authentic, frequently hilarious, and occasionally heartwarming glimpse into the Lowry family, with Kail bravely taking the brunt of her sons’ jokes, yet always circling back to her pride and affection for them. The dynamic is both relatable and unique—filled with the kind of honest exchanges and inside jokes that define close knit families. Importantly, the episode balances light media talk, Gen Alpha slang translations, and family confessionals with genuine parenting themes—such as growing up, individuality, and the pressures and joys of being a multi-generational, multi-cultural household.

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Flag Challenge: [01:01–04:42]
• Roast Mom Q&A: [04:42–07:48]
• Warning Labels/Parenting Roasts: [07:48–10:59]
• Maturity & Sibling Reflections: [13:44–23:45]
• Expectations & Growth: [23:45–41:59]
• Slang & Pop Culture Quiz: [37:24–39:30]
• Soccer/Sports Talk: [42:03–51:27]
• “Roast or Boast” Games: [52:13–54:30]
• “Factor Cap”/“Grounded or Not” Game: [54:41–65:01]
• Trivia & Game Wrap-Up: [60:28–66:35]

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For fans looking for pure family chaos, confession, comedy, and a look into Kail Lowry’s off-camera life as a mom, this episode is a must-listen—equal parts roast, reality check, and real talk.

Transcript

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[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Welcome to the show.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

Things are going to get weird.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

It's your fave Villain K. And you're listening to Barely Famous. You ready?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Lisa. Lisan.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I don't fly first.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Please, God, no.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Welcome back to another episode of Barely Famous podcast. Today, I have two very special guests. I know that you normally hear from Elliot, but today we have the dynamic duo of Lincoln and Lux. Dude, I'm stressed already. I don't know what is ever going to come out of these two's mouths. So we're gonna start first with a flag game. Okay. Oh, my God. So Lincoln has this ability a lot of countries flags that even I've never seen before.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

And so we did part one, we

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

did part two, and now we're going to do part three. And with me this time with Lux this time. Normally it's the part one and part two is just Lincoln. And this time, Alessandra helped me pick. Pick flags that I don't know if these countries have soccer teams.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Huh?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay. Because I know that Lincoln started learning Indonesia does.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

So just in case Indonesia did y' all pe that one him.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

So we worked really hard to try to pick countries that we didn't know if they had soccer teams or not.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

China.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

So link it. They do have a soccer team. Lincoln originally started learning the flags just by association with soccer teams.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

And so I printed some out and

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I did have to write them on the back.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

No, skip.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

You know this one you guessed.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, so we're gonna do the flag challenge. I'm gon show him some flags, and he's going to tell us what the country of the flag is. Lux can also help, but Lux is just learning, so he's starting.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I see one that's red.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

It kind of looks like Venezuela.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I didn't even get a chance.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I don't know Venezuela.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yes, this is Venezuela. I had to write it on the back because I don't know them.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

He's going to get every single one. He's that not going to give me a chance.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Every single one. I've never seen this.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I don't think this. This country has a soccer.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Is it in Africa or Asia?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

No.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Asia.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

It's in the Caribbean.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Was that.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

It's, like, near Central America. Like, it's, like, on the right.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

It's like.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah, that looks like Thailand. I'm going to guess

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

it's an island.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Ocean.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

City?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Maryland.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Oh, ocean.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Maryland.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

No.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Ireland, you said.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

No, it's in the Caribbean.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Island.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, yeah, an island.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I've never seen that.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

This is Antigua. This was an alessandra pickle. I don't know. Huh.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

That's in wat. Antigua is the capital.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, well, this one's an island, so.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Different capital, but it has, like, a lot of tourists. But that's where tourists go. Indonesia.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Do they have a soccer team? Yeah, this is, in fact, Indonesia, and that's Scotland. I'm not even getting a chance.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

It's in Asia. No, that was in Asia.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Brazil.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yes, it is. Correct.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Brazil.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Vietnam.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

How do they have a soccer team?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I don't know.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

How did you know this was Vietnam?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Because one of my friends and I. I always seen that one.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

This is, in fact, Vietnam. Do you see what I'm saying?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Brazil.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Brazil.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Lincoln is also. He can speak Portuguese, so he's fluent in English, Spanish, and he also speaks Portuguese. Okay, what about this one?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Portuguese. Senegal.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

No.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Ghana. I always get that one mixed up.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

So we're only got 1, 2, 1 out of 15. I don't know.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

5, 6, 7. 6, 7, 6.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Correct.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

6, 7. Oh, my God. Okay, now we're gonna do some questions, and then we'll end the episode with a little bit more of, like, a game style. Okay, so we have mom questions, and the first one is, what's something that I do that makes you laugh every time?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Poop yourself.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I haven't done that in a long time, Lux.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

But you still do it.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

And you laugh.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Try to.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

When you try to like, when you're trying to, like, prove like, like me, Ike and all your kids like wrong, but you just end up, like, making yourself look like a joke. Like cooking, for example.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

You just did me so dirty. You just did me so dirty. Okay, what's something I do that you think, or what's something I do that I think is funny, but it's not funny?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Nothing.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I don't do anything funny.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Actually, you do this to my leg

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

when I put my elbow in your thigh?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

You think, oh, I think it's funny. And you don't think it's funny.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I do.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, you do think it's funny. I thought Lincoln was gonna say when I speak Spanish.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I don't know.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Maybe when I try to, like, talk like you like, Gen Alpha.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

But you don't know countries.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You do make yourself.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like, out of seven of my kids, one is Gen Z, and the rest of them are Gen Alpha. So Lincoln, Lux, Creed, Rio Verse, and Valley are all Gen Alpha. And because Lincoln's the oldest Gen Alpha, he knows more of the words than even Elliot does. And so Lincoln comes home, and he says all kinds of stuff, and then I try to figure it out, and I try to talk like that, and Lincoln does not think it's funny at all. Would you agree?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You don't even know memes right now. Like, you don't know memes. You don't know the boy guy. You know the city boy. You don't know freaking. The raw skeleton. You don't know anything.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What is city boy?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

See, what you don't know, you show you.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, okay.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

There's a store called Karma. There's no menu. You just get what you deserve, city boy. That's. That's the me.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Like, so a kid said. A kid says that, and then somebody puts a city boy name.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I'm like, where did he get that from? And he just, like, right off the tongue.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

It's like, duh, Duh.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

All right, if I had a warning label, what would it say? Where? You know, if you're driving on the

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

road and you see, I cannot have kids anymore. I already have four baby dads, Bro. I would move and change my name.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like, after 30 minutes of this roast, this entire episode is a roast. So the game Roast or both is like, I'm getting roasted.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah.

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Where's the good?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Where's the good? Where are the compliments here? What about you, Lux? What would you say? What would you put on a warning label? Like, if you had to tell someone about your mom, and you're like, this is the craziest thing about mom. No more kids, what would you say?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I would put a toilet sign because you always got to poop yourself.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Mom, you need a toilet in your car.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

And then put a toilet on the side of the road just in case you need to go.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I did on the side of the road once. A couple times.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I know. You did it when I was four months.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What's the weirdest rule I have for the house? Weirdest rule.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Picking your nose.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I do not. I let you pick your nose.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

No, you don't. You let Creed

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Sometimes. Sometimes you don't let us fight. And I don't like that. Well, like, getting leg backs, like, because,

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

like, when you're talking about getting yours.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Let us fight. Yeah, Mom. Wait until one of us get letters, start crying. See?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Like that.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

No, you guys have boxing gloves and you guys just, like, fight each other. But I just. I try to de escalate it before it gets out of hand.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

It makes it boring.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I understand, but, like, what do I do? That.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

What we gotta do when you're not home, so.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

But what if someone gets hurt and then I'm not there?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

That's our problem.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, so the next time you guys want to fight and you're hitting each other and I stay out of it, do not cry to me and say, mom, he hit me.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Mom.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

He pushed me.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Mom.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

Mom.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Because that's where I'm trying to.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Well, I'm gonna blame it on him because it's too. It was his idea.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, well, then say less. And everybody here is my witness. What's something you hope that I never start doing?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Vaping.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Thank you. I won't.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

And get another child. Unless it's a girl.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Something that I don't want you to start doing is.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Should I chaperone the glow dance?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

No, there's no chaperones, actually. No, this already is cyberones who already are. That, like, are literally people for the will dance, so. No, I'm glad.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

You're too old.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You won't understand what's going on.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I'm not that old, Lincoln.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

But one thing I don't. I want you to start to do is cooking.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Say that a little louder.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Cooking.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Because

[Lux (Younger Son)]

since you are white, like, if

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

you make chicken, one day, you're not gonna know, like, how much seasoning, like, or put city seasoning like this. Today at lunch, like, we had ramen with some dry, no, seasoned turkey. That's what it was disgusting. Like, the ramen was, like. It would taste like bread, and it was, like, as dry as bread.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like, do you want me to come work in your cafeteria and season the food better?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yes.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Not you.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Who. Who better than me,

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Mom? I could probably hear better than you, Lux and freaking Rio combined. Good, because you're white.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

But my theory with cooking is that, like, if I don't season it a whole lot, you guys can add some salt and pepper to it.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Well, okay, actually, since you get to another question. You know what?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Since you have had, like, so many relationships and most of them were, like, not white people, I think they can, like, teach you, because you need, like, to learn.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

So I think you actually got just like not great cooking parents because maybe your dad's gotten better, but he didn't really cook when we were together either.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

So like mom, that was like 15 years ago.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I'm moving on.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

You're so old.

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[Becky (Mom, Host)]

All right, what's something I always say that you could repeat perfectly? I already know what you're gonna say.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I gotta poop myself.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

About to poop myself.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Spanish.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like, what?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

And everything you say.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What do I do?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Hi, my little mijito.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Hi, me, little mojito chiquito. My little baby. My little chicken nugget. Okay, if I was a character in a show, what would I be?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Definitely not a Karen.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Thank you. That was a compliment.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

What show? Like, any show. Vecna from Stranger Things because you're crazy. I never even watched Stranger Things.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

But, like, you know that.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I know. Okay, I'm pretty crazy.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

No, not the villain. I don't know that show. I didn't know it was a villain.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You're crazy.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

So she's a good kind of crazy.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Crazy kind of crazy.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I don't know. Your voice is kind of your voice. Wait. Say hi.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Hi.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Hi. You could be Naruto.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Who?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Naruto.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Naro.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Sandy from spongebob.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What's one thing you're convinced that I would be horrible at?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Cooking. No, no, no.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Football. No, I feel like I'd be a good linebacker.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I think that was soccer.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You, like before.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, I. You'd fried me. I mean, we played the. I'm horrible at golf.

[Justin Sylvester or Blakely Thornton (Pop Culture Podcast Hosts)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

You know the parent child soccer game that you had for your last soccer team? You remember? Yeah, I was. I wasn't good. I was not good at all. What would embarrass you guys the most if I did it in public.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I was just about to say that.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Poop myself. That's fair. I would also be really embarrassed about myself. I've been lucky enough to not poop myself.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Or bleed through your pants.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, that has definitely happened. Actually, the other day I went up. The boys have Jack and Jill bedrooms with the bathroom in the middle. So I go in the bathroom to see how clean it is. And boys are gross. And so, mom, what if you were a boy? Oh,

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

mom, look at your vanity.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Just wait. I'm not done. So I go, not again. Like, egging him on by laughing. So I go upstairs in the bathroom to see how clean it is, and I'm just appalled. Right. Like, the boys are gross. And so somebody missed a trash can. Lincoln with nobody knows his Bloody nose. He had gotten toilet paper. And when Lincoln gets a bloody nose very frequently, he bleeds a lot. So the tissue paper, the toilet paper didn't make it in the can next to the toilet. It's on the floor. And I send the boys in there, and I'm like, you need to clean this up. Like, we're not doing anything. We're not going anywhere until this is cleaned.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

We didn't have plans to go anywhere anyways.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Well, there was a reason why I said you guys had to clean it up at that exact moment. I don't remember what it was, so maybe it wasn't to go somewhere, but it was something. And Creed goes in there, and he's looking, and he said, mom, your period is all over the floor. And I said, that's Lincoln's nosebleed. So your period. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Okay, okay. So pooping my pants in public. Now, I've done this in public, but not around people, if that makes sense. So, like, go eat at a restaurant, get in my car on my way home, think everything's fine. And myself on my way home, have to pull over on the side of the road. So, like, the problem with that is that people know what my car looks like. So when they're passing and I'm pulled over on the highway, the last thing that I ever want someone to do is stop. Like, if you know my car and you see me pulled over on the side of the road and the doors are open, do not stop, because I am myself. That is true.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What's next? How much do we have left

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

of the episode?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

No, because I want to go to that game.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, he wants to play the games. Do you feel older now than you did last year, or does it all feel the same?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Same. I have not gone taller.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You have, have I? And I mean the same things I do. Like, I don't feel old. Like, the same thing I do. But, like. Like, when I'm doing, like, sports, but, like. Like, outside of work, I'm gonna just. Like, at school, I feel older. Like, I don't know why.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like, you can feel yourself getting older. Lux, can you feel yourself getting older or not really? Yeah, I think maybe, like, as you get older, you get more privileges, and so you can recognize it with that. So, like, the older you get, Like, Lux doesn't have school dances. You do. So as he gets older and gets to do those things, he'll maybe start to feel older. Maybe.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Who am I gonna dance with?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

You don't have to dance with anyone.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

The glow dance is like a party.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, but I mean, some people dance. Like, you can go to a school dance, Lux. You don't have to actually dance. It's just like hanging out with your friends, you know.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

My friends?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Okay. Okay.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What's one responsibility that you have now that feels grown up?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Going to bed, like, whenever.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like, neither one of you give me a hard time waking up. And so I feel like I have a little. I gave you guys a little bit more flexibility with your bedtimes because you both never give me a hard time in the morning. Like, I have never had to. I never.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

You do make me go to bed at a certain time.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, but I feel like I could give you a little bit more flexibility.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I'm four years younger than Lincoln though, so I should be going.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

You feel like you should go to bed at the same time as him?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah. That's a four year difference. Like if it was two or one, like, that's good. But four years.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What time do you. What time? First of all, just want to clarify one more time, you guys.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I'm going to bed. When he's going to bed, he's gonna go to bed early because he knows I'm not.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah, I will go to bed early just to make a math.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, so you want to go to bed when Lincoln goes to bed.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

But the times that I have allowed

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

that you go to bed early on purpose. Are you serious?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Like, if he's going to bed at the same time me, I go to bed like 8, 8:15, something like that.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I was wondering. Sometimes you are like, I'm gonna go to bed and you'll come say goodnight to me. Whether we're in the. Sometimes they hang out in my room for anyone listening. Sometimes they come hang out in my room. I don't have like, a master bedroom that' off limits to kids. So they come hang out with me, or if we're in the living room, whatever. Lincoln will just randomly come say good night to me and I'm like, oh, you're going to bed. That's why.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

That's like me mad.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Oh my God. Cuz like, cuz like at like when

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

we get like upstairs, he was like, trying to start a conversation. Like he's trying to make like, stay up late. But I'm like. I'm like, shut up. I'm going to bed. You have to go to bed too.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh my God. Can I. Can I say something that I feel like is a. A grown up responsibility?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You are grown up.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

No, no, I Meant for you. I just meant that I noticed about you guys. Out of all my kids, Elliot is the oldest, but he doesn't really like babies, so. Elliot doesn't really like babies. He doesn't really mess with the babies, which is fine. I don't care. Like, he loves them. Whatever. Lincoln and Lux consistently and regularly ask to help me. The other day Lincoln said, can I give Rio a bath? And sometimes at night when I'm trying to get them ready for bed, one of them will take one twin upstairs and then I take the other twin. So like, one of, like, instead of me holding both, one of them will offer to help me. And I feel like that's a really adult, like a grown up responsibility because 1. You guys don't have to do it. You choose to do it. So it's more like a choice.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

But.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

But I mean, I feel like that really speaks to your. Your both of Yalls character because sometimes you guys just ask to do it, so I feel like. You're welcome. We do play chess. We are a chess playing household. Thank you.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Right now.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

No.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Oh, come on.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

So one day, Ike teaches me how to play chess when the kids weren't home. So over the summer, 50, 50. Summer, 50, 50. Week on, week off, I teach me

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

how to play chess.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

We're having a great time. Lincoln comes home and I'm so excited because I learned how to play chess. And I go to teach Lincoln and he said, I already know how to play. And then he beat me.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Just like I did to you.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Lux has also beat me in chess. That is true. What's something you're excited about as you get older?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Oh, definitely being a barber.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, okay. That's a good goal. I love that.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Getting more opportunities to play sports.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, what kind of sports? Like, are you thinking the same sort of realm that you're in now, or do you wanna.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Soccer, basketball, boxing.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Boxing. Okay, that's cool. That's cool. I mean, I feel like you've got

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

like, different schools, better schools.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like, say that one more time.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I can go to, like, better schools. Good schools. Like, give me good opportunities to become professional in one of them.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, I love that. I love these goals. These are good goals. What's something about growing up that feels scary?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Taking care of babies, Getting kids.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Getting kids.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I don't know if you guys know this, but y' all do not have to have kids anytime soon. Okay?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I know, like, if I do have a kid, like, I know you, like, you've gone through. I've never gone to, like, I'm not

[Lux (Younger Son)]

even gonna be able to get sleep.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

That is true. That is very true. But you guys could wait till you're in your.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Why you're always crank.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

You guys could wait until you're in your 30s to like have or even 40s or you don't have to have kids at all.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Like there's a big mistake you made.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

What did you say?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

That was a big mistake you made. Definitely did not have kids in your 30s.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I had you both when I was in my 20s.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You didn't even wait to have Ellie before you were an adult.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, I'm aware.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Very, very depressing.

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[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Do you feel like people expect more from you the older you get?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like what?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Money.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

People expect money from you.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Like when I get older, people are going to ask me for money, like if they need it and they're not going to pay me back.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

So maybe you could learn from my mistakes then. Because I've given a lot. Huh?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I'm not giving no money to no one except for like my brothers, my homies and you.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What about your sister? Oh, your sister. Siblings, okay, Your siblings. Okay. Fair, fair. What about you, Lux? What do you feel like is expected of you the older you get? Being like Lincoln, people expect you to be like Lincoln.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

In what way? Like, more like responsible.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Everywhere. Yeah, yeah. No, you're not.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Now shut up.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I'm very different.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

But Lux, you. I don't expect you just for you to know. Like, I don't expect you to be like Lincoln. I expect you to be like Lux. And I expect you to be respectful and considerate and like, work hard. But you are like, you guys share a lot of the same qualities. And like, you guys.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Features.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Say that one more time, Teachers. No, not features, but more like. Like, you guys are both. Yeah, you guys are both really good with the babies, your little siblings. You're great with them. You're both. You both love sports so much. You guys are both respectful to other people. I mean, you don't roast people like you roast me, which I appreciate and I'm sure other people appreciate.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Smash.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Well, that's your best friend, so.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Best friends are four looks.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

In those ways, you are like Lincoln in that you are just as responsible as him too. Like. I know, but I don't expect you to be exactly like him. Ever. What do you think makes someone mature?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What does that mean?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like, what do you. What do you think makes someone, like, be responsible and respectful in those things?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Make good decisions, thinking clearly? Because you didn't do that as a teenager. You didn't think it through.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

That's correct. I was doing things that were not great. I was not making good decisions. And so in a lot of ways, I was not mature. What ways do you guys think that you are mature? I don't know.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I mean, not yet, obviously. I'm still.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

It's a good kid.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, but I think you're a mature 12 year old.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I don't know. I'm still 8 years old.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, but you're a good 8 years old too.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

It depends where I'm at and who I'm with.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, and that's everybody.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Husbands.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Oh, my gosh, I'm so immature.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Friends, so immature. Family, immature.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I mean, mature amateur. Okay, cousin, I'm mature.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I mean, the self awareness is. Is truly admirable. Lincoln or Lux? What did you say? He's not medicated today.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What's wrong with that? You're not medicated neither.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

How do you handle big emotions when you have something going on?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Like Creed.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Creed has big emotions.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

All right, so first off, okay, what's

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

something you're proud of yourself for recently? Lincoln, you go first.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Making a DFA team and getting number 10. Like, I feel like prime messy. Like, I just feel like prime messy. If you don't know. Number. Getting number 10 in soccer is like. Like, you have to earn it. And I just got it right off the bat, so I feel, like, prime messy right now. Like, La Pulga.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Who?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

La Pulga. Messi. Yeah, Messi's nickname.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Something that I'm proud of you for, Lincoln, is there's a couple things. One, your dedication to things. When you want to do something. When you want something to happen, you work for it. You have always been that way. And so you came to me the other day and you said, hey, I'm gonna start running in the morning at 6:30. Like, you know, things like that. And I know when you say you're gonna do something, you're gonna do it. You're gonna try to do it. You're gonna bust your ass trying to do it. And then the other thing that I'm proud of you for recently is you're. You've been really trying hard in school, and you. You picked up some of the grades that were. I mean, you. You get good grades, but some of the ones that were like B's and C's, you, hey, mom. They updated grades, and then you have A's. So I'm really proud of how hard you work just around everything. Lux, what is something that you're proud of yourself for that does not involve

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Creed being barber now that you made

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

the decision that you want to be a barber?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

One thing that I'm proud of you for recently is when I said that it was time to get ready for bed. You calmly asked me if you had

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

to go to sleep or not.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

And I said, you don't have to sleep. You just have to go upstairs and go in your bed. And you were upstairs peacefully, not bothering Creed, and you were coloring and minding your business and drawing. And I really appreciated that because the babies were asleep.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Sleep.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

And you didn't bother Creed when I asked you not to.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah. Next question. How much do we have left?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I need everyone to know something. Lux has asked how many more questions do we have? At least five times. But he asked to be here. Originally, this episode was just supposed to be me and Lincoln. And then Lux really wanted to participate, so we also included Lux.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

It's just. I don't want to do that one right now. I want to do that one so I can roast.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay. Another thing that I am proud of you guys for is that you guys both recently worked really hard in school, and you both got awards on the same day. So I thought that was really cool. I'm really hard on myself. About mothering, and I'm really hard on myself about parenting. But when you guys have. And I know that when you guys roast me, it's funny to me. It doesn't hurt my feelings. You guys are respectful to other people. You guys usually have manners, especially Lincoln. Lux, you're still working on it and

[Lux (Younger Son)]

give me manners. You're my brother.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Why would I give you manners? Why would I do that for you?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

But you get mom manners.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah, because you're my mom. You're my brother.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I don't know what that's like with siblings. But anyways, what I was saying was it's really, really nice when people have complimented me on Yalls behavior because usually you guys are a good friend to people at school, even though you fight with Creed all the time. I have heard from the school that you are very well behaved in the classroom. You guys work really hard. And that's not. I'm not saying that you guys are working hard and you get good grades. I'm just saying, like, you're. These are things your teachers have said about you over the years that, you know, they love having you guys in their classrooms and things like that because you guys are very, very well behaved and mannered and respectful and all the things. So I'm very proud of you guys for that. Yeah.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Speaking of awards, my school. Yeah, School Canva, is hosting, like, a competition about Black history Month. And they're doing, like, a. Like, you have to make a poster or someone. And I'm making a poster of Jackie Robinson.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Who's that? And the.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

The.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

The.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

The prize is 2, 500.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, wow. That's amazing. So do you have to do the project within Canva? So, like, you have to create something within Canva? That's really cool. Actually, Alexandra, Lincoln uses Canva. Like, he knows how to do it. And I know.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

I'm like.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

It's such a good skill to have.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

We had to, like, make. Pick from a list.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Like, we couldn't do, like, any person we wanted. It was like a list with that. That was, like, really lame because I wanted to do Sadio Mane.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

It's. Where is he? Is he.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

He's from Senegal, but I. He's African, right? Yeah. I was trying to make a poster for him. Then I saw my teacher is this good, like, the poster, and she said, we have to choose something from the list. So that's what I thought was really lame about it.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay. What do you think your future self will be like? Lincoln, you go first.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Same as me now, like, athletic, funny, roasting. Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Aside from a professional athlete, what do you want to do maybe when you grow up? Okay, killer cut. You could do both. You could stream while you're barbering. Killer cuts coming right up.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Probably being a barber and being like my dad.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

In what way?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Boxing.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Like my dad.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, all right. What's something you still feel like a little kid about?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I'm going first. Lincoln. Not going anywhere. Like, going places. Just, like, not hanging out with my friends, like, as Lincoln does.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, that's fair.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Watching random things. Like, after a movie, when it ends. Like, if I see another movie, I'm like, all right, I'll just watch this just being insane.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

Like, like.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

So you'll just, like, watch movies that makes you feel like a kid? Yes, I do the same thing. And I'm 33.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah, right now. I thought you weren't old.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I'm not.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

So why'd you say you have to tell anybody that? Mom, everyone knows you're old.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

How do you know when you're making a good decision?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Just doing it,

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Lux.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

That's what got me into trouble.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Okay, who is that? Like, when I.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

When there's no reaction out of it. Like, if I do something bad, I'm gonna, like, get a talk about it and I'll do something good. Okay, Good job. Well, it's not like it depends what it is. Like, if it's good. Like, I don't know, like, being quiet when someone's talking to us. Like, I know it's good. Like, there's no reaction. Like, if you do something bad, like, in school, you're gonna get a write up, you know, the principal office, if you do something good.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

But does it.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Do you feel something, like, internally, like, do you feel something inside that's like, okay, I'm gonna do this, and I know it's a good decision. No, you don't have that. Do you have a feeling inside when you know you're doing something wrong?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

But I realize it when I'm actually doing it. Like, I don't think of it when I, like, actually, like, start it, but, like, I'm not. I don't realize it.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like, okay, what about you, Lux? How do you know when you're making a good decision?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I just actually like when I'm making a bad decision.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, Good or bad.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

How do you know when somebody looks at me? Like. Like, I don't know, like, some. When somebody's looking at me and you know if that's.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

If you made a good or bad decision?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yes.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, okay. Okay.

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[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What's one thing you want adults to understand about kids your age?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Slang.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Slang.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

And not everybody's gonna do something.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Right?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

That's great. I think both of these are great. I do know the slang and I. You don't want me to use it? Quiz me right now. Quiz me right now.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What does skivity mean?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

That I don't know.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Okay. What does sigma mean?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Sigma?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

No clue.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What? Alpha.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

What does alpha mean?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like gen Alpha?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

No, just like. Like I'm the alphas.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I mean like you're. Like you're him.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I just told you so.

[Justin Sylvester or Blakely Thornton (Pop Culture Podcast Hosts)]

It didn't count.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What does poison mean?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Glazing is like. Like bragging.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Okay.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I guess.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What does mud mean?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

It doesn't. It doesn't.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Like.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

It's just like. It's like a Mexican slang. Like way. Like. Like you good. My. That's. That's how Rakai started. You don't know. He's a streamer. He's making millions. Or 17.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What other words are there?

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

Chat.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Cooked like you're chopped.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Fry. Fried. What's more, chopped means you're ugly.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Ugly.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Fried.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, their chopped is not the same. What is your chopped?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Chopped means like, you're ugly.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Our chopped is like you're. You got me up.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Did you guys say fried like I fried you up?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

No, no. Like, if you do something bad and, like, someone's about to, like, find out, you're like, oh, great, I'm fried. Like, for example, like, if. If I came home with a bad test grade and I try to hide from you, and you go through my book bag, I'm like, all right, I'm fried.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Or when you get in trouble, you know what?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Our fried is?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Fried chicken.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

No, our fried is like you're on drugs.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yo, Mom.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Okay, what's your point?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

All right, I'm not gonna get on your nerves.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Just get to the next question.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Somebody sign him for standup comedy.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What's that mean?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I want you to get on a stage, and I want you to. I want you to roast people on the stage like Matt does.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Tell him to go on the stage.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

You're gonna roast him. That would be amazing. Yeah. What would you say about Matt Jeffries right now?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

He doesn't have a hairline.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Lux calls Matt Matthews Matt Jeffries, and it's just something he does. He gives everybody nicknames, as you guys all remember. Elijah Scott. That Williams.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Lux named Elijah Elijah Scott Williams. We don't know why. We don't know when it just happened. And same thing goes for Matt. We don't know why. We don't know when Matt Matthews. Lux always calls Matt Jeffries. You would tell him he doesn't have a hair. What if I send him that clip?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Go ahead.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay. Do you like being your ages right now?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Mm, yeah. Even though

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

school is getting harder, like, middle school and stuff like that? Middle school is very strict. For example, a student last year, they. Their teacher assigned them an assignment, and they did the wrong one as homework, and they try to ask the teacher if they could do it again, and she said, no, you're getting an F. Yeah, it's very strict. You can't even, like, go to other classes. Say hi, like, to your old teacher if you don't go to your classes. Right up.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Do you think that that's beneficial, though, for your future? To teach kids and people to go to their appointments and their classes and their job on time?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I mean, I. Yes, but, like, there's, like, no freedom. Like, you have to be there. Like, even, like, for example, like, five minutes before it starts. Like, still another five minutes. What am I gonna do if I'm gonna sit in there?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I. I could see that. Especially with the times changing, with how flexible people's jobs are these days, with working remote and things like that. I could see why you guys feel that way, specifically. Lux, how about you? Do you like your age that you're at?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah, I just don't like what class

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I'm in because of the kids or because of the teacher or it's because

[Lux (Younger Son)]

one of the kids and you know who it is.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, that's. That's tough.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

It's.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

And the good news is that as you get older and you switch classes, you won't have to be with the same kid all day. All right, these are soccer questions.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yes.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What made you fall in love with soccer?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Do you feel different when you play now versus when you started?

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

Yes.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

And the name, our thing, it was Neymar and grandpa and dad. Anyone really got me into it though. But I do feel different from when I started because like when I started it was like dribble and just kick the ball into the goal. You have to like learn the game. Passing, you have to use your head more dribbling, shooting. Look up when you're dribbling. Seeing, making the right decisions.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

So like just learning more skills, getting better.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

That's all true me, probably because. Because when I first started, I was. Well, Lincoln kept asking me and I didn't want to do it because I thought my coach could do every. I thought my coach could do it because he's a soccer coach. Lincoln isn't.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

So.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

But when I go against Lincoln, he doesn't really train me. He just tries to get me in a game.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

But do you feel like that's helpful playing with Lincoln? Because he is good.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I know, but like, I'm not going against like, like 15 other people. It's just one person that's gonna guard me the whole game and

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I don't

[Lux (Younger Son)]

have a teammate to pass to and it's gonna be hard for me to score a goal.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

How did you feel playing with 12 year olds this season?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

It was pretty easy.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I mean, you. I think you working with Lincoln the way that you did really, really helped you because I did not mean to sign you up for a 12 year old team game. That was an accident. And you scored a lot of goals that season with 12 year olds. And I think you should give your brother his flowers by saying that him,

[Lux (Younger Son)]

mom, he's not in the pulpin right now.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Lincoln working with you and telling you, let's Play. Let's play. Let's play. As much as you sometimes didn't want to, I think that it he dramatically. It helped and helped improve your skills on the soccer field because you really held your own in. In the. I mean I wish that I would have put. If I was going to sign you up for any 12 year old team, I wish that it would have been Lincoln's team because that would have been

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

really cool to watch you guys on

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

the soccer field together because you guys practice at home and you guys play together at home.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

So that would have been really cool.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

If you ever do that. If I ever accidentally sign you up for an older team, I hope it's Lincoln's moving forward. Forward.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

You should put Lincoln on 12 year old team and then probably put. Purposely put me on the team.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, I think that's what I want to do. And then Lincoln can also play on an older team because he, he's good. So. Okay. What's your favorite, what's your favorite goal you've ever scored?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Me probably playing, I don't know if I call it Brazil, but when I was playing on Hobby's team, team probably when the ref didn't see it, when the goalkeeper had the ball and I

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

kicked it, that was, that's impressive that

[Lux (Younger Son)]

you remember that because I thought the. Because I thought even if the, if they have the ball and I hit and I touch it, then it's foul. I thought it was. I thought it would be a foul.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

One of my favorite goals that ever scored was either this free cat score from like maybe like two yards past that field. Scored curved top bins. Yeah, top bins like top corner or one that I scored probably like a couple yards out from the 18 the box. Maybe like 25 yards out and it was a curved bottom corner. But I should probably say the free kick, it was like from half and I made it so dense.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

So you've also had several games where you've done your hat trick. Okay. How do you handle losing a game?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Playoffs, preseason, regular game, any champion.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Me probably losing a game. Like probably not getting mad and. Well, sometimes getting mad because my team like they don't do nothing except for ask for the ball. Ball. There's two people on me. How am I gonna pass it in front of them?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Right. That's frustrating. But I think you handle, you've handled losses fairly well. You kind of just brush them off and keep it pushing. I think Link struggles a little more with losing but also up until this point, up until this last season at Kirkwood you have not really had had players on your team that were at your skill level. So that's also really challenging when you're carrying the team and I'm not blowing smoke, I'm literally like that was just

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

how it was going soccer one now how I handle loss if it's a championship, you know, mad and sad. But how I take it is they had something we didn't. So I have stuff to improve on on. So I go improve it, right?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I mean that's a good way to look at it. I mean you can't get better playing against teams that are not as good as you. The only way to get better is playing with people who are better than you and teams that are better than you because you have to get better with your own skills. So I think that's great. I want to remind you guys about Haya.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

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[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Who is the toughest player you've ever played against?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Probably, probably me.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

No, no.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

But if you got better then yes. I'm not saying that you're bad right now, but like in any Sport like, like you just don't have to. You don't. It's like easy to take the ball from.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

From me.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah. Because. And get past you. Because I can just easily. Meg you is easy. No offense, but I'm not finished.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Where yet then?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Probably going against like 9 and 10 year olds. And when I was playing for Hobby's team.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah,

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

someone like. That's really hard to go against my friend Irwin because he's been playing soccer since he was like 3 years old in Honduras. So at recess is like prime messy versus prime Cristiano. And in an actual league, I don't know his name, but it was this little kid, he was like super fast, he was strong and he could dribble. That was probably the other toughest opponent.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

If you could play soccer anywhere in the world, where would you play?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Oh, probably Spain.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Brazil.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I knew you were gonna say that. And then you watched him play in Spain.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Spain, because Real Madrid the.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, well, you're gonna play for Real Madrid in London this summer.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Wait, I am too.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

So I'm gonna be like Eli and Lincoln.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

Yeah.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

So I'm gonna be on a team.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah. What position do you guys play?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Striker. And def.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

And forward.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

And I used to play against striker.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, I didn't know they were the same.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Mom and I used to play defense. Just defense. Not my thing.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Thing.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

No, I agree. That's why when you were on that travel team, your coach did not realize how good you were. And she pulled me aside and she said, I'm moving him to forward. He's not afraid of the ball. How about you?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Goalkeeper? Center back and a center second forward. Center second, mid.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What's your favorite to play?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I like all of them because like they're like all fun in different ways. Like center back. I get to push people around. Goalkeeper, I like to dive and save up all the shots. And center, attacking, mid. I like to dribble and stuff like that. Make good passes. So they're all fun in different ways.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

It stresses me out when you're the goalie.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Why?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Because I know how hard you're going to be on yourself about it. I know you love being goalie and you're great at goalkeeper. And some of the last games that you were playing at Kirkwood, like your teammates, parents would like make comments about how good you were as goalkeeper. But as your mom, I just know that if you let a single goal goal pass you, how hard you're going to be on yourself. And that stresses me out because just because you let a goal just because you miss one doesn't mean you're a bad goalkeeper. And I just. It stresses me out, so. But I want you to play whatever position makes you happy, and I'll support you in any way. That's it for these questions. The rest of this is just a game.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You don't really wake anybody up. Because I wake up, like, before everyone. So I just wake them up when I get up. When you're still sleeping.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

To make it easier.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What's tomorrow?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Social media mom roast or glaze? Okay, my Tik tok or my Instagram presence. What do you think about it? Compliment or roast me? You could also reference the horse video if you want. Again, like, what do you think about my social media presence? Is it embarrassing?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I don't know social media.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

It's not embarrassing. It's. It's awkward sometimes because, like, at school, everybody knows who my mom is and everybody knows who I am. Oh.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

So I need to be more careful. Okay. Me, my cooking.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Falling trash.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, go ahead.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Me for you falling off horse.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Did your friends ever bring that up to you at school?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

They don't even know about it.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, good. Okay. My cooking king trash.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

It's good. It's the fried chicken.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Good.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Speaking of social media, one of my friends that's next to me, she loves Matt. Like, she calls him the gunkle Gay uncle. Yeah.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Did you just fart?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, my God. Okay, mom rules. What do you guys think about my parenting rules?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Roast or rules So I don't care.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Okay.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

The only rule is, is probably not to fight with creed are pretty good.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Like, you know, like if you get a bug on something, you get something taken away. If you're, like, consistent with bad grades, then you get to take along for a while.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I forgot what I was gonna say.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, you're just like me. All right, what about me telling embarrassing stories on the podcast?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

They're goofy, like, which means funny me.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

It's cool, like the guest that you have on. But. But also it's a. Again, awkward because I got my school. Like some kids mom will like, listen to your podcast.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

So are you embarrassed?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

No, it's not embarrassing. It's like awkward cuz like, they're like,

[Lux (Younger Son)]

oh, yeah, your mom's podcast.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Like, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I don't. I don't listen to it. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, don't. Don't listen to it. You can listen to this episode, though. Okay, this is the last part of this game, the last part of the segment which is grounded or not. So I'm gonna tell you guys, so do the cards.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

We're.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

We're switching roles.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

We're switching roles.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I have the cards.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

No, no, we're the parents.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

You're the parents?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah, but you mean. And mom's a parent right now, so we used to have cards.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Cuz I'm going to tell you guys stories of things that I was doing, and you're going to tell me if I'm grounded or I'm not. Okay, you want to do this or you want to do factor cap?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Factor cap.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

All right, well, maybe we could do this one in a second if we have time. One second factor cap. Right to this day, I wake up at 5am to be productive before you guys wake up.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

That is like.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

That is so like. That's one of like the biggest cap, like I've ever like, that's such a lot.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah, it's just about.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You've probably never done that.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Actually, when she was like 21, she probably done it.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, for sure.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Maybe like once or twice. But that's max all the time.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I meal prep for our whole family so that we always eat healthy.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

No, we always. Mom.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Butt.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

Lu.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

We always eat dinner healthy. Wait, we always eat healthy?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah. Factor cap.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Cap.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Because like some days you're like, all right, we're gonna have chicken pasta. But like somebody's like, I don't feel like.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Lincoln, are you making the fried chicken tonight?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

No, we don't have time.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, this one. I want you to be honest because people, some for some reason think otherwise.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What is it?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I'm usually on time for things.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Sometimes.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, like people think I'm late for everything for some reason.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

No, you make sure, like, you get us places, like, on time.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Like the airport.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

The airport? Oh my God.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Practice events at our school, Something

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

that's like the one thing I.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

And if we have to go somewhere, like really early, you always try. You always try to wake up, but you're really just late. Like, you make us wake up early, but when. But you like, Lincoln wakes up early and he wakes all of us up up early. And then when you tell us to, you have to what? You wait like 10 minutes until you get up, and if you're not first up, then you're last.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

So I'm usually on time for things. Fact or cap?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Fact.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Fact.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Thank you. I work out several times a day, every day.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Cap.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Cap. You don't even work out. You have the treadmill for no reason.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

That's why I use it.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

He said you'll Use it. You never do.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, Factor cap. I am really good at basketball.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

All fact, period.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Look, I wouldn't say fact or cap because you're not the best, but you're not the worst.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay? Period. I'll. I'll accept that.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Like you're not good or you're not bad.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I have not pooped my pants in six months. Fact. Thank you.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Fact.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, thank you.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You probably pooped your pants like eight months ago.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like nine.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Like you were like in the car and you ran into the house and.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah, it dropped. Yeah, I remember that time when mom had. When mom pooped herself and then she went, she went around the house, she parked in the back and then she got out the car real quick. She started running, pooped, got. Went down her leg, it went in the house, into the bathroom, everywhere. And then.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, what else was I supposed to do?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yes, it dripped on the floor.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Mom, you should wear diapers. Yeah, diaper. No like diapers that like you can't. That can't go through your. Well, that can't go through the diaper.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, because I do wear diapers for my period.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

You should wear for pooping too.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I'm super organized all the time.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

You are, but you also aren't.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah, like you, like you can be sometimes. Like sometimes you're not.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

That's a really fair perspective.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I wouldn't say she's not medicated, cuz I'm not either. Can I do this one to mom?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yep.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What made you fall in love with soccer in the first place?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What made me fall in love with soccer in the first place was watching you guys play it. Okay, last one. I always go to sleep on time when I say I'm going to bed.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

No fact cap.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yep.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

You're capping right now.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Now, I never hit snooze, Mom.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What does that mean?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I see you like at like, I don't know, say 9:15. You're like, okay, I'm going to bed too.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Oh, you stay up for another two

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

hours either reading your Kindle or scrolling.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Oh yeah, Mom, I remember that time when we were watching Young Sheldon Lincoln fell asleep and you're talking about it's too loud, but. And then you're talking about us going to bed. But weren't you on the phone the whole time like this?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah, you were literally doom. Scroll trolling.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

No, I was invested in a story of this woman who got shot five times while she was pregnant. 18 weeks pregnant. It was a nine part series. So that Was last night. They're literally referring to last night. And it was a nine part series. I think her name is like Fire Red or something like that. And she does a nine part series on Tick Tock. And each video is like 10 minutes long.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Mom, I thought it was an octopus.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Marcellus.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Something else.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Marcel.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Mar. Marcellus. Is it different?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Mom, that was a Marcelo. The soccer player's name is Marcelo.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah. Not Marcellus.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

That's what I was talking.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Soccer player's name is Marcelo.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

She thought we said Marcellus as a soccer player, but his name is Marcelo.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Anyways, okay, that's the last.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Oh, yeah. What? Can we read them now?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yes. Here. Here are some cards that you guys can read.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

All right, let's start this. How many points is a three pointer worth? A1, B2, C. 3.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

3.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Okay.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

How many players from one team could

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

be on the court at the same time? A3, B5. C7.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Court.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah. Basketball court.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, on one team or two teams?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

One team.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Five.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Okay. Correct.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What happens if a player takes more than two steps without dribbling length?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Travel.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

It wasn't travel.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I'm right.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yes, it was.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Thank you.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

How many downs does a team get

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

to move 10 yards?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

4.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

All right, for this one. Soccer.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, I don't know a whole lot about soccer.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

How many players are on the field for each team?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

11.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Mom, you didn't even let me talk. But yes, you're correct.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Thank you.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What do you call it when the

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

offense moves the ball into the end zone?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

When offensive offense. A touchdown.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Correct.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Let me talk for this one. Let me say the answers. Can outfield players touch the ball with their hands? A, yes. B, no.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Can outfield players touch the ball with their hands? A, yes. B, no. C. Only through the dramatic.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

See?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Is this for baseball?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

No, Mom.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Oh, let's talk about soccer in the box.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Oh, see, only if they're dramatic.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Pick.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

No. B.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

No, it's.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah, it's B.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Okay, how many points is the touchdown worth? Eight.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Six.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Okay.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What skill is used when the ball

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

goes out of bounds on the sideline? It's soccer.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Throw in.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Slide, tackle or guitar.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

What was the third one?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Air guitar.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Read all the options one more time.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Slide, tackle, throw. An air guitar, throw in.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Okay. Correct.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I got every single sport trivia.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

Correct.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Yeah, that's actually very surprising, actually.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Y' all were witnesses.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

You didn't get every single one. The B1. It was.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

You said I was joking.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Can I make my own?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

But hold on a second, because I want you to right here in this room. Tomorrow, when Becky tells me one more time that I don't know what I'm talking about.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

Agreed.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Sometimes I don't, but sometimes I do.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

When is the World Cup? Every. How many years?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Every four years.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Okay.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

All right. Mom, how.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

How do you get caught off sides? Explain it.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Caught off sides? In which sport?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Soccer.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

In soccer, you're caught off sides when.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I know.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

You're in front of. When the defenders go in front of offensive players, when the offense goes in front of you.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I'll give it. I'll. I guess I can see. Ready, Mom?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yes, I'm ready.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

All right,

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

wait.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I want you guys to do it to me.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay. True or false?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Bonus lightning round. Perfect for Lincoln's roast. In football, 100 points, get you a guaranteed win.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I'll say that's true.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I'll say that's true.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

No, you don't. There's.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

No.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

There's not. Like, four feet.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Wait, I didn't hear you, though, Right? Because I.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

So why'd you answer?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Because I didn't.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Because a slam dunk and basketball is worth more than a layup.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

False.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

False.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah, both of two points. True or false? In soccer, if you trip someone, it's probably a foul.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Might be false. True.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Sure.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

True.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

But what if it's. What if it's, like, not on purpose?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

It doesn't matter. Still, foul.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, honestly, I don't get enough credit for my athleticism.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Because you're not athletic. Who would give you credit?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

What are those ones for?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Did I stay on the horse?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

No. For two minutes?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Yeah. He gave out.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like, what the ever do we have.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

Okay, last one.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

This is the last segment of this, and I'm glad that we have time to get to it. Grounded or not, you tell me. Am I grounded or am I not? Not grounded. Okay. I forced my mom's signature on a failed test.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You're grounded.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

You're not grounded. Your mom's a.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, I. This is a true story. I started driving my friend's car when I was 14 years old. Am I grounded or not?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Grounded?

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

If I find out.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

You already did.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Grounded or not, I have friends in the house. An adult is not there.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Boy or girl?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Both.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I mean, Mom, I wouldn't.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

And a girl, like.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Well, I wouldn't care because we're also not there, so I don't care. Not grounded.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

I mean, make sure nothing crazy, like a party happened, but.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay. So not grounded. No. Okay. Grounded or not, I sleep over at my boyfriend's house and lie to the adult about where I was.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Your boyfriend's right there. Not grounded.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, well, this is when I was a kid.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Not grounded.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Well, okay, I skip school to hang out with my friends.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Grounded, not grounded. Ah, actually, no.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

You want to be grounded? Like, I can understand that.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Like, wait, it depends.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Like what?

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Like, what grade you were in. Like, college. I don't care. High school. I don't care. Middle school. Middle school. I also don't care. It's just lower grades. Like Lincoln's grade in mine.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

But I would be grounded.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Like, what grade were you in?

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

I probably started, like, eighth grade.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Grounded.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

Okay, listen. We don't judge. We listen and we don't judge. Me and my friends, we had a sub. Every time we had a sub in the middle of the lesson, we used to say we forgot, like, our jackets outside so we could go play basketball with the other recess kids.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Grounded.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Not grounded.

[Lincoln (Older Son)]

But the substitutes never found out. Like we always said. Oh, we forgot our jacket. Can we go get it? We just play basketball. We did that against the sixth year. One time when we were like fourth grade, we got demolished.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Yeah, I would imagine. I would imagine so.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Can you pause this? I gotta use the bathroom.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Well, we're done. So I just want to say thank you so much for coming on Barely Famous. I hope you guys will come back for more time trivia questions.

[Podcast Producer/Ad Reader]

At some point.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

I gotta go real bad.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

Okay, love you so much. Thank you for coming on Barely Famous Podcast.

[Lux (Younger Son)]

Bye, y'.

[Becky (Mom, Host)]

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