Bad Breath Derails The Podcast | Pick Em - Week 9

Summary

Barstool Pick Em: Bad Breath Derails The Podcast | Week 9 (October 22, 2025)

Episode Overview

In this lively episode of Barstool Pick Em, Big Cat, Dave Portnoy (Pres), and Rico Bosco tackle Week 9 of the college football season with their signature blend of irreverence, gambling therapy, and inside jokes. The podcast weaves through in-depth postmortems on recent bad beats, sharp betting insights, mascot death gambling rules, and the pitfalls of living on the road during football season. This week, conversations go wildly sideways—from mispronunciations and inside Barstool drama to a running joke about bad breath derailing Bosco’s big meeting with sponsors.

Table of Contents

1. Season Reflections & Gambling Slumps (01:37 - 07:56)
2. Bad Beats: Recapping Recent Agony (02:50 - 12:46)
3. Rules, Refs, and Gambling Anguish (07:57 - 13:19)
4. Inside Barstool: Drama, Mascots & The Gorilla Moment (13:20 - 27:00)
5. Bizarre House Tours, Chairs & Wine Cellars (27:00 - 34:00)
6. Bosco’s Spring Break House Dilemma (34:00 - 38:33)
7. Listener Mailbags & Gumgate: The Bad Breath Bit (40:00 - 47:00)
8. Game Previews & Gambling Cards (50:23 - 74:37)
   • Notable Mortal Locks
9. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
10. Timestamps of Key Segments

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Season Reflections & Gambling Slumps (01:37 - 07:56)

• Hosts reflect on how quickly the season is passing. Big Cat realizes, "I keep saying bad start, but we’re in the middle to end now. It’s not a start, it’s just what the season is." (03:22)
• Discussion about measuring a football season in “quarters”—with Dave noting you can’t just claim “bad start” when it’s already the second half.

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Bad Beats: Recapping Recent Agony (02:50 - 12:46)

• Dave Portnoy recaps several devastating losses from his gambling card: Oregon rolling, Vandy covering, but losing five games “by a combined three points.” (04:32)

• The panel obsesses over brutal endings: missed kicks, questionable reviews (Tennessee knee/no knee), and the comedy of “field goal wars.”

• Quote: “Tennessee had 47 plays from the one yard line and didn’t score. It was surreal.” – Dave (12:13)

• Rants about Auburn and Duke being perennial “losers,” frustrating sharp bettors with constant letdowns.

  • “Auburn are losers. Like, they have found a way to lose every game this year... invent new ways to lose.” – Big Cat (07:19)

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Rules, Refs, and Gambling Anguish (07:57 - 13:19)

• The gang debates the difference between toe-drag and heel-down rules on catches in college football, ignited by end-zone replay controversies. (10:29)
• Discussion on coaching animosity and how it affects late scoring and covering spreads: “You need to know who hates each other and who likes each other, because it does matter.” – Big Cat (10:24)
• Tech woes: Dave relates being behind on live games and texting drama.

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Inside Barstool: Drama, Mascots & The Gorilla Moment (13:20 - 27:00)

• The “Gorilla” bit (Rico’s over-the-top chest-pounding meltdown) is recapped with glee, as Meek Phil gets under Rico’s skin in the gambling cave. Clip is sent to Dave, who enjoys the show. (15:03, 26:04)

  • “He’s just like, ‘You want the gorilla? You want the gorilla?’... poke the gorilla, poke his cage, you don't want him.” – Big Cat (15:03, 26:53)
  • “Harsh as Harambe, [Rico] was misunderstood.” – Rico (26:54)

• Multiple mascot/mascot-death jokes, plus Meek Phil’s growing role as a lovable antagonist.

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Bizarre House Tours, Chairs & Wine Cellars (27:00 - 34:00)

• Tangent about strange features in Dave’s multi-million dollar house: wine cellars, immovable chairs, and the indignity of using a plastic chair mat on an expensive rug.
• “You can’t do the plastic thing on a rug in a 30 million dollar house.” – Big Cat (32:44)

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Bosco’s Spring Break House Dilemma (34:00 - 38:33)

• Bosco’s participation in the fabled “spring break house” depends on the timing—a comedic back-and-forth of scheduling semantics, with classic Rico logic and confusion.

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Listener Mailbags & Gumgate: The Bad Breath Bit (40:00 - 47:00)

• Big Cat throws a curveball at Rico before Bosco’s big sponsor pitch: “Just make sure your breath smells good.” (40:12)
  • This sets off a lighthearted but persistent fight about implications, insults, pledge-master routines, and the rumor mill (with Nadu).
  • “That insinuates… that’s gotcha culture!” – Dave (40:27)
• The crew spins out into jokes about gum guys, Meek Phil as a personal assistant, and neuro gum.
• “There’s certain things you joke about… you don’t want to be told you smell bad breath.” – Dave (42:17)

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Game Previews & Gambling Cards (50:23 - 74:37)

• The crew breaks down five key matchups—ole-fashioned capping, each giving their reasoning, leans, and the classic regretful double losers.

Highlights:

• Ole Miss at Oklahoma:

  • Confusion over picks, with Dave initially mixing up teams: “I screwed up. I meant Ole Miss.” (51:31)
  • “Is that okay?” – Big Cat, in mock-exasperation about agreeing picks (52:24)

• Big night games, helmet revenge, coaching distractions, and the importance of emotional angles:

  • Commentary on upsets, emotional letdowns, and scheduling traps.
  • “If I take Texas A&M and the over, that’s an LSU 17–13 win.” – Big Cat (61:37)
  • “You can’t rebound from a double loser in the night window.” – Dave (61:53)

Notable Mortal Locks

• Big Cat: “Pitt -6.5 vs NC State”—cites QB switch and defense. (68:57)
• Dave: “Vanderbilt -2.5 vs Missouri”—“I don’t think Missouri's that good. This Vanderbilt team, their moxie…” (57:29, 64:41)
• Rico: “Oregon team total over 38.5” (71:08). Wants to bomb Oregon points every which way.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On gambling futility:
  • “At some point, it’s not a start. It’s just what the season is.” – Big Cat (03:22)
• On bad beats:
  • “I lost five games like that. The great field goal off of 2025 with Indiana, Michigan State...” – Dave (03:31)
• On coaching beefs:
  • “You need to know who hates each other and who likes each other, because it does matter.” – Big Cat (10:24)
• On Bosco logic:
  • “Slow thinker, fast talk.” – Dave (33:59)
• On the gum/breath saga:
  • “Just make sure your breath smells good.” – Big Cat (40:12)
  • “That insinuates! ... That’s gotcha culture!” – Dave (40:27)
• On postmortem pain:
  • “Tennessee had 47 plays from the one yard line and didn’t score. It was surreal.” – Dave (12:13)
• On “the gorilla”:
  • “You want the gorilla?!” – Rico (15:03, 26:53)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• Season Reflection, Gambling Slump: 01:37–07:56
• Bad Beats, Saturday Recap: 03:28, 04:33, 06:02, 12:13
• Auburn/Rant on Losers & Sharps: 07:19–07:56
• Replay/Rules Rants: 07:57–13:19
• Coaching Animus & Gambling Impact: 10:10–10:29
• Gorilla, Meek Phil, In-Cave Drama: 13:20–27:00
• House Tour, Chair Debate: 27:00–34:00
• Bosco’s Spring Break House Debate: 34:00–38:33
• Gum/Breath Gate, Meeting Pressure: 40:00–47:00
• Game Previews, Cards, Mortal Locks: 50:23–74:37

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Episode Tone

• Signature irreverent Barstool camaraderie: Roasting, inside jokes, and manufactured drama thread throughout.
• Genuine gambling lament: The hosts wear their (failed) bets and near-misses like badges of honor.
• Balls-to-the-wall honesty, with no pretense: Ego takes a backseat to comedy—even when it stings.

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This show blends unvarnished sports fandom, degenerate gambling commiseration, and Barstool’s unique reality-TV energy, making for an episode that’s half college football breakdown, half therapy, and all Barstool. If you haven’t listened, this summary will catch you up on every heartbreak, inside-joke, and haranguing minute.

Transcript

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[B]

Okay, boys, Week nine where it's getting late. It's getting late. I had that realization yesterday.

[A]

It's Halloween already.

[B]

Because I don't know where you're at, Dave, mentally, but I was like, you know, oh, man, it's been a real bad start to the football season for me. And then I had like, a moment where I'm like, we're kind of in the like, like, middle to end of college football. I can't keep saying bad start.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, obviously, I think you're still. If you. And I'm not. I'm not looking at the math on the calendar. I think we're. We're heading to the end of the first half. Like, I'm still not in the third quarter yet. In my brain. I don't know what the math says. But I, You. I feel like the playoffs extend this thing far.

[B]

Right. But in terms of. So it's. It's also hard because obviously, NFL. College football. NFL. I'm 100% the first. I'm like, halfway through the second quarter, but college football, what do we got, five more weeks after this?

[A]

Yeah. I mean, you pull up, like, regular.

[D]

Season, we're late, we're late, we're late. Second quarter, under two minutes. But again, because you got to remember the playoffs. Add, like, how many extra weeks? Yeah, three, four.

[B]

I'm just saying, like, grind the grind of, like, week to week. Because, like, once bowl season, it's like, oh, there's, you know, 30 bulls. And you count them down in your head, like. Because I just always think of it as, like, Michigan, Ohio State, Thanksgiving weekend, Alabama, Auburn. Like, that's the weekend where it's like, all right. We're like, yeah, we're just. We got a finite amount of games. But, yeah, it's. I just was more mad at myself because I've. I think I've said to myself almost every single Monday for, like, the last five weeks, like, just a really bad start. It's okay. Just a really bad start at some point. It's not a start. It's. It's. It's just what the season is.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

So. And I gotta break through. We had some bad beats on Saturday.

[D]

Well, that's what I was gonna say. I mean, I, I, I'd have. I don't have my last week's picks in front of me, and maybe I'm making up more in my head, but. But last week, I should have won basically the entire board. And I texted you. I was winning games like, Oregon wins by 6,000 points, and then I'm losing games. I lost five games like that. The great field goal off of 2025 with Indiana, Michigan State. Yeah, like, so I won, Vandy. That was my big bet. And that was easy. Ish. Like, they kind of controlled that game. That was the. Right. Now, they could have gotten screwed and backdoored, but they were in control of that game. They were beating up the quarterback. They could move the ball. So I won the 200 on that. I'm like, let me put 100. I loved Indiana, so that would have been a game changer. I lost that. What else did I have? Oh, obviously, Tennessee scored.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

And scored. People, like, they reviewed it. They didn't review that. I've watched that. Like a Zapruder film. The knee never touched. It was almost identical to A touchdown that happened in the NFL that they reviewed. I forget who it was, but they stretched across the line. That was a touchdown.

[B]

Yes. So Z Zap Ruder film is a wild. I haven't had. That's a good. That's a. That's a new Davey pronunciation.

[D]

What is it called?

[B]

It's the brooder. I just never. It's like a very famous film. When you get cooking, the words get mumbled. It's old school.

[D]

I called. I called Leiner Mark on air.

[B]

I saw that. I saw that.

[D]

I. I almost was gonna text him. I didn't apologize. Be like, that's just me. You gotta know that's gonna happen.

[B]

Like.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Don't take it personally.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Who's the star of Home Alone? Who was the little kid's name?

[D]

McCully? Culkin. But when I get going.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, you. You, like, you were talking. I don't remember what you were. Oh, it was on. I think on name show. We were talking about Carabis and it's like, yeah, like he. He looks up like just saying his name wrong.

[A]

Fetalberg.

[B]

Yeah, Fetalberg. Yeah.

[A]

Still calls him Jack.

[D]

Right? When you know, the people, they don't take it personal. It's like I should. I should not be calling Matt Liner Mark on air. He's like, I'm. I'm like, matt, what are you doing? But anyways, there's those two. I know I lost Wolf.

[A]

Notre Dame.

[B]

Notre Dame, USC should have gone over awful.

[D]

And then like, I have Stanford late plus 17. They win the game. Yeah, they're winning games by 50 points. And I had five games that I lost by combining three points.

[B]

And I had. I don't know if you had Ole Miss. I had Ole Miss that I almost flipped. I almost used my one flip a week on Georgia or to flip to Georgia game starts. I'm like, auburn, thank God. Well, Auburn is different. I got. I got a little rant. Auburn and Duke, those two teams, I swear to God, every sharp better in the world likes Auburn and Duke every week. All they do is find a way to lose. They just love to lose. They.

[D]

Who has been through quite a bit medically stinks like, we have a real thorn because I went in on this kid not knowing a thing about him, but he's celebrating after he missed a 38 yard field. I'm like, you can't do that. When he missed, I was like, he's been through hell and back, which he has to get back on the field now. Other SEC fans have taken. Some have taken my Side be like, well okay, so Auburn is a make a wish program. We didn't know that. So it's going back and forth. But they should have won that game. The kid missed 9,000 kicks but there but that.

[B]

My point is Auburn are losers. Like they have found a way to lose every game this year. Like, you know, they invent new ways to lose.

[A]

And you're talking about Duke. They were going in seven nothing.

[B]

Duke is the same way. I'm sick if I have to hear someone be like, the Duke is the sharp side. Here's. Here's how every Duke game goes. They outgame their opponent by 400 yards. They move the ball up and down and they never fucking score. And you look up and it's like, well Duke has 700 yards and their opponent has 200. Why the fuck are they down 30 to 17? It's every single time. So sick of Duke.

[D]

I got to look at some more picks.

[A]

I know there are so hold on. So you know the ins and outs of this and I tweeted this and I have said this on multiple programs for years. What is the exact ruling or process in terms of scoring plays for college like that? Alabama, Tennessee.

[B]

I don't know the ruling on this.

[A]

Okay because they. I've always said this. I've said this a million times. The Alabama, Tennessee touchdown quote unquote could have been a scoring play. Why are they not looking at that? They only look at plays. They only look at plays that they call scoring plays. And their record is the. The referee's success rate is about 35%. Why they getting the benefit of the doubt.

[B]

There's still time on the clock. They probably would have looked looked at it right.

[D]

I they claim I've seen people say they're looking. I'm looking at my picks from last week and I'm right. I mean Minnesota plus eight and a half beating just smushed Nebraska. Vandy easy. Northwestern easy uga. You can say that when I did I Indiana. I still don't know what the hell happened at that. That was that field goal war was unbelievable. If you didn't see it for people didn't see it. It's a blowout. It the spreads 26 and a half. I think it was at 25. It's fourth and one at the 20 after Indiana by the way didn't score in fourth and goal on a toe heel. That to me is a touchdown and they. They call timeout. Indiana on 4th and 1. They're going for it. They call timeout. Indiana replies with A timeout.

[B]

Yep. And then timeout.

[D]

Michigan State replies the timeout. Excuse me. And Indiana's like, all right, fuck you. We're going to kick the field goal. Which I think was meant to be an insult.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

I'm not quite sure.

[B]

I think they would have kicked the clock.

[D]

Yeah, they kicked the field goal. And Michigan State comes down. They kick. They're down now 27 points, and they kick a field goal on fourth and 13 from the 20. I've never seen that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Or 28 to make it 25 or whatever.

[A]

It was.

[B]

Yeah. Brutal. It was crazy. It was all right. On the number. Yeah, the whole thing was on the number.

[D]

It's a field goal war. And they had Insignetti and the Michigan State coach had some type of conversation at the end of the game, like, talking about it.

[A]

Yeah, you need that. We need to. We need to know which coaches, like, you were dead on about day. And fickle. As it turns out, at the end, they. Ohio State clearly didn't.

[B]

Yeah, I know. I mean, they still covered, but yeah, they. They definitely took. They could have.

[A]

Well, I like the over because I thought they'd score.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A thousand percent. Yeah. I mean, you need to know who hates each other and who likes each other, because it does matter.

[E]

I think it was Scott Hansen's tweet. But if. How is that not allowed? If your heel hits the ground after your feet, but if you toe drag and then your heels eventually hit out of bounds, how is that any different.

[B]

Than what?

[E]

Like when you toe drag. When they call that a reception.

[B]

It was not. Are you talking about Tennessee?

[D]

Indiana.

[B]

Oh, Indiana. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

[D]

Indiana. On the drive before. On fourth and goal from the six.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Threw on the corner of the end zone, and it was. The guy was on his tippy toe, clearly in, and then his heel lands out of bounds.

[A]

Like, what's different than when you toe drag?

[E]

You toe drag.

[A]

Your.

[E]

Your feet are in, and then you fall out of bounds. By the time your heels hit the ground, they hit out of bounds.

[B]

Yeah. No, it should count the exact same. Tennessee. So, I mean, the. The touchdown. It wasn't ruled a touchdown. That's why they didn't review it. I do think that there's time left. They should have reviewed it, but they didn't.

[D]

They had. Dan and I were texting during that. I actually got so confused by Dan's text because he's like, I can't believe we lost. I thought somehow my. I was way behind, so I like, shut My phone off, actually. And I was like. Kept trying to fast forward. I thought I was off because you declared it a loser when it looked like it was going to be a winner. I'm like, he somehow knows something bad's going to happen. Here's something bad did happen here.

[B]

And then I looked at the phone.

[D]

Yeah, I looked at the phone after. You're like, oh, my God. I didn't know we had the ball back. So in the back of my mind, I watched that Tennessee series being like.

[B]

I was like 10 minutes ahead of you.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

And really, in reality, I was literally just like, I can't believe we lost. And I had already turned off the tv.

[D]

Yes. So. But in what you said actually held true is like, I can't believe we lost. Tennessee had 47 plays from the one yard line and didn't score. It was surreal.

[B]

It was crazy. Crazy. And the fact that we were going to survive, like, you, you, you. I thought we were going to get the lucky. Like the interception at the end of the first half by Tennis by Alabama. Like, those never get returned. So you, you thought like, oh, we're dead there. And then he returns. It's like points or points.

[A]

It was.

[B]

Yeah, it's just. It's not been a great year. So right now, David, I are in a, A, a dog fight for first at 50. I'm 50.2%. He's 50. Bosco.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You got to keep the TV on to wait till I finish in the.

[C]

Horse race right now.

[A]

It's been a bad year for picks 40. It's been a horrible year to get it up horribly.

[E]

You got to start bumping those numbers up.

[B]

Oh, you gotta play some aggressive ball. You gotta.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Start pressing.

[A]

You gotta start firing. Yeah.

[B]

What?

[A]

Because at this point you're right. Yeah.

[B]

It's like, how you feeling overall? How's it going?

[D]

What's going on?

[B]

Did you see the. Did you see the gorilla came out on Sunday?

[D]

No.

[B]

Rico. Meek. Phil is. Meek. Phil might be our.

[D]

Oh, I know. Meek. Phil gets to him.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And did you see what he did to Merle's too? Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. You can't co sign that.

[D]

Like.

[A]

You can't co sign that. He fucking. Dave. The. The Colts. We need one reception for.

[D]

I knew he needed Tyler. Warren.

[A]

Warren. One receptor.

[D]

Yeah, it's, it's.

[A]

They got, they got the ball. The drive starts. He's like, you know, a three and out here wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

[B]

And it was like all we needed was for The Colts to run plays.

[A]

I gotta run plays.

[B]

He just like. He just. I like Meek a lot. He does. He pokes a little bit.

[A]

Like, no, no, no.

[B]

The prop.

[A]

No. The problem with this was he was clearly in the quicksand, dying. And it's like instead of, hey, help me out. He was grabbing ankles to try to drag people in.

[D]

And I was, what did he have?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Well, he should have been, right? He probably had an anti. I mean, who knows? But.

[B]

But he's supposed to be rooting.

[D]

When you say he's dying in the quicksand, what do you mean by that?

[A]

The entire cave, it was such a ridiculous statement that everyone's like, wait, what?

[D]

But why was he dying in the quicksand?

[B]

He just. When he said the three and out thing, it was like, dude, what are you talking?

[A]

The entire cave flipped.

[D]

Like you.

[A]

That's like bringing someone who's never watched the game in off the thing. Like three and out.

[D]

But you guys, one cat. All right. Yeah.

[B]

But Rico got. Meek was getting at Rico separate of the Merl's bet and Rico just stood up and just. He was legitimately pounding his chest like as hard as he could.

[D]

How have I not seen this clip?

[B]

I. I gotta get it. He goes, he's just like, you want the gorilla? You want the gorilla? And he was going like that. And we gotta find Austin. Can you send it to Dave?

[D]

I will say on Sunday. I. I'm doing. I've switched from TD scorers to TD passers. I had two parts. First of all, my. My parlay that give out that haven't won. I've already had three in the book. I need one more. Jaden Daniels touchdown. I had 25 grand on that to win 250. And he had a half a football against the Cowboys. There was no way he was not throwing another touchdown pass. He gets hurt. That's the type of season on top of that. I did it. I don't even know what I'm doing. I did an 11 team parlay five grand to win a million days. I hit nine of 11. The only two I didn't hit. My quarterbacks got knocked out. Jaden Daniels and Bryce. Bryce Young. Oh, that's insane.

[B]

That's insane.

[A]

Great run by wonder girl Carly though.

[D]

Dave yesterday. That was very exciting. Her numbers came back. Not too shabby. I mean, listen, I said I was not going to throw parades for winning at parks on a Monday. It was very exciting. I regret not being able to be there. Ms. Peaches had a gala that we had to like was scheduled for donations. I just couldn't swing it. I tried to actually scratch her from the race because I want to go to all my horses races, but there was nowhere else to put her. But she looked great. I'm very excited for her next race, whenever that may be. I did put 200 and so I put my. I did an account bet. 10 o' clock Monday Night Football Seahawks.

[A]

Oh, I was wondering why those tweets were so late at night.

[B]

He like, did you see the tweet? No.

[D]

Quarter million.

[A]

Seahawks don't cover.

[D]

I'm going to write that, by the way, because they dominated the game. Four turnovers to one. They won. They it When Darnold threw that interception late. If they lost that like they were. Houston went down to the five. Houston just is horrible. But that confused the Internet because I said if Seattle blows this, I'm going to write a strongly word letter. The Mariners had already lost and that just confused people.

[B]

Yeah, that, that was, that was a game that was. I wanted to turn off so many fucking times. And the Texans just kept on making a play to be like, gotta keep watching.

[D]

I'll tell you, Goodell should be in prison for doing 10 o' clock Monday Night Football games.

[B]

Brutal. Brutal.

[D]

Absolute prison. Because I heard what you said, Daniel. Right. What you got to bet at 10 o' clock Monday football game. Like it's a Super bowl now. It's not.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I was, I was sitting at my son's basketball practice at five o' clock and I was putting in bets like it was Super Bowl.

[D]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[B]

I was like, there's two games and I was just firing and I looked down. I'm like, I got props. Like if they gave me a coin flip prop, I would have bet it.

[D]

I'm betting like the midnight snack in the whack. This is to have a 10 o' clock Monday Night Football game. You should be beheaded for doing that.

[B]

And you bet it and it happens after another Monday night Football game. So you lose that one and then you're like, oh, actually should be illegal.

[D]

I won quarter millies. So my account is ready to go. But I, I want it. I now have a. Because new house is the first night in the new house. I'm having Miss Peaches. Well under the weather. I have the wrong pillows, the wrong sheets and I'm up till 2:00am yeah.

[B]

Those, those late night. Yeah, I don't sleep either. I haven't slept in months. And I just. Yeah. When you add in the games because I just looked 10 o'. Clock.

[D]

What are you doing?

[B]

Crazy.

[A]

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[B]

Dave. I did a. I did a. It's gonna happen anyway, so might as well bet it. Parlay. It's Kansas City Chiefs to win the Super Bowl. Ohio State to win the national championship. Scotty Scheffler to win the Masters.

[D]

What are the odds on that?

[B]

And then, wait, it was minus 1.

[C]

30.

[B]

Oh, and the Dodgers to win the World Series. It's six grand to win 800,000.

[D]

It's actually a great bet.

[B]

I just like, hey, if it's going to happen, I'm going to bet it.

[D]

It's great. What do you think is the least likely of that, Scotty?

[B]

So it's the last leg, which I like.

[D]

I actually, yeah, I mean, that's the hardest. Listen, that was one of my biggest bets when I was on that streak. I got him at four to one. I think I had 600 grand on him. Yeah, I don't think that's that unlikely. I. I like that.

[B]

What do you think the most unlikely? The Chiefs. Because I also did. I did. I did just Ohio State and Chiefs. That's 10 grand to win two, 215.

[D]

So that's 20 to 25 to 1.

[B]

20 to 1. 20 to 1 on that one. Just that one.

[D]

Listen, I, I, I still think Ohio.

[A]

State's very good, but there's a lot of good teams.

[B]

Well, here's my reasoning. I don't want this. Like, it's, it's like, almost like I don't want it to happen.

[D]

So the problem with Ohio State is the quarterback may be, like, unbelievable.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm not convinced now. They haven't had a close game. Their defense has given up, like, zero points in the season. I, I'm not convinced if they get to that moment where he has to step up and make plays that he's not just going to make them. I don't know. They're very good.

[B]

He should. Yeah. And he, he's. And their schedule sets up so perfectly that, like, because they'll get to the Michigan game undefeated, and then they, if they beat Michigan, like, they'll get a test there just because of the rivalry. Got a big test. It's got to go to Ann Arbor. And then they'll get a test of the Big Ten Championship game. And then it's, you know, a buy. I just think this, the team is so fucking good. And I think the Chiefs are, I think the Chiefs are like, it's old Patriots. Like, they're in the AFC Championship game, minimum.

[D]

They've reversed it, which I think is actually better for what you want to do in an NFL season. The. And I. Who was I talking about with this the other day? I forget, but may have been, wake up, Barcelona. They, the last couple seasons have started really strong and started leaking oil. As it continued. They kind of did the reverse where they start weak. Everyone, like, but they're getting healthy, they're getting better. They're very good. And I actually think the Patriots may be the biggest threat to them in the afc. That's what's caught me now. See, I can't bet on Ohio State and I can't bet on the Chiefs because the Patriots are back in the race. I love that bet you just said.

[B]

Yeah. I just was like, hey, if it's gonna happen, I might as well fucking ride it. And there's.

[D]

Can I bet it?

[B]

There's gonna be no. It's a double whammy.

[A]

Well, money's green.

[B]

That was such a funny question to yourself.

[D]

I do like that.

[B]

It's like, wait a second. Can I bet it?

[D]

You hear all the people be like, the emotional hedge. I've never done that.

[B]

I've never done it either. So I mean I don't, I don't have any emotion in these two teams. I. I think if it was one or the other you could. I think the fact that it's both that's the kill.

[D]

It's like the Patriots very well could play the Chiefs in the playoffs.

[B]

Right. Right. And you. Yeah. Like if it was last year and the Patriots were.

[D]

Yeah. When the Patriots are non factor you can do it. But they're going to be playoffs and they could beat that team. So yeah.

[B]

I can just do it.

[D]

Is Ohio State still like six to one?

[B]

No, they're like three to one. I think they're both like. Like Chiefs are like six and a half to one in Ohio State's like three to one.

[F]

Chiefs are five to one. Ohio State's three to one.

[B]

Three to one.

[D]

Three to one on Ohio State is unbelievable value. However like I could still see. I think people wrote off Oregon far too fast.

[B]

Oh yeah, I agree. Oregon. I think Oregon got a little bit shocked with just how good Indiana is. You know what I mean? Like I think that was a little bit of this is last year's, not last year's. Indiana Mendoza, their quarterback is as legit as legit gets. I think they got a little shock. I also think Dave, I like your Ty Simpson. I think it's going to come down to Ty Simpson Julian saying and Mendoza you got to hope that Ty Simpson the Bama's got to get to the SEC championship game because what you don't want to happen is if he. If he's not in the SEC championship game you're fucked.

[D]

Because Ohio State has to like being. You can put up all these stats, do all stuff but they haven't had a game anyone's cared about yet.

[B]

I know the Penn Alabama sucks. So yeah, yeah.

[D]

So Michigan maybe. But like by the way Michigan most likely is going to be playing Ohio State to go to the playoffs.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What's the rest of your schedule?

[D]

Easy.

[B]

It's not that hard.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It's easy.

[D]

I think at Maryland is their toughest spot.

[B]

Yeah. Which Maryland is a good is. Is their quarterback is.

[D]

And it's the week before Ohio. So I mean it's a definitely a trap game.

[B]

That's the famous. That was the famous Urban who's now our colleague like dying on the sideline game. Remember that was like six or seven years ago.

[D]

I remember that. I didn't know that's who it was.

[B]

It was Ohio State versus Maryland the week before Michigan and he just he started just having. Started having a stroke on the sideline because he just couldn't handle the loss.

[A]

Yeah. I just think. I also think it's a lot of, you know, we're looking at a fun playoff as well. You got some new blood.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Mix with big time teams like Miami, you know, I know they lost, but probably in.

[B]

That was the most Miami loss of all time.

[D]

Carson back.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Louisville's Carson Beck. Is Carson back. Listen, Ohio State is separated. There's no doubt. This is to me and. And I was early on it. The quarterback is very different from anything I've seen since I've been trashing them. He is awesome.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, you got. Check your phone, Dave. They sent the clip for the. The griller.

[D]

It's.

[B]

It's just peak Bosco of just the second time I think he does it. He's like, really? He's really being a gorilla.

[A]

It's a coping mask in his own circle.

[B]

Never works. Oh, that's.

[E]

Great.

[B]

Stop, Rico. That's our giant. Let's go. Rico. That's you.

[A]

Both can be true, though. Both can be true.

[B]

Both can be true. When he stands up.

[D]

That's fine. That's a huge.

[B]

Is that the gorilla? He stands up. Smash. He's a real gorilla. He kept on saying it too. He's like, poke the gorilla. Poke his cage. You don't want him.

[E]

It was misunderstood.

[A]

Well, I mean, I tweeted that Har. This is loud as Harambe was misunderstood.

[B]

What happened?

[D]

There's someone like landscaping. Want some champagne problems. You can't figure out when people are here. It's loud.

[B]

People just showing up.

[A]

Is that a wine cellar to the back?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

All right, what else we have?

[D]

What else could that be there, by the way?

[A]

I was making sure green screen.

[D]

What gave it away? The wine bottles in the.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

In there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But maybe there was an anecdote with that. Like, that's where you keep the.

[D]

It was here when I got the house.

[A]

Okay. Like, that's where I. What?

[B]

First day.

[A]

But him being like, I needed a place with a wine cellar. That's where I keep the champagne with the people's names on it.

[D]

Maybe you thought. You thought that I walked in when I was looking at houses, being like, if you don't have a wine cellar, I'm out.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Because I need to put my champagne people.

[A]

There's weird things with houses.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Potentially.

[B]

Maybe. Here's the idea. Dave's buying houses in a certain level where they all just have wine cellars. But he's not asking.

[D]

Yeah, that's not all true either. I. My, my. I'm trying to think second wine cellar. Mon. Talking here. That's it.

[B]

Or like wine room. Do they all have.

[D]

No.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Huh.

[B]

I always say I'm not a big wine drinker.

[A]

We could have got an addict.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

All right, let's take a quick break.

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[B]

All right, so how's. What's going on Bosco? What's going on in the Bosco world? Before we do our do. Do the games, you're. No, no, no. Hippa, he did a great after dark last night. He was here till two in the morning making big free throws. A lot of people were watching.

[D]

Well, good, because there was a clip floating around.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Wait, what's the clip?

[B]

Gotcha Culture.

[A]

No, it's not gotcha Culture. I missed shots like.

[B]

No, I think that was gotcha Culture. They posted you missing shots.

[A]

Nah, I missed the shots.

[B]

Oh, I'm confused. On gotcha Culture you're all, what's the clip?

[A]

You're telling Harry? I went to his draftkings. We love draftkings. Oh yeah, Jack hit me up. He's like, hey, there's an influencer type event at 30 Rock or Rock Plaza with Chris Brickley who's like an unbelievable trainer. We're gonna run through some shooting drills. I hadn't picked up a ball since we won. Definitely like risky, you know, like rusty, I should say. So we start and it's, it's ugly from the mid range. Then we did one on one. I ended up winning the one on one. So who against?

[B]

Who against Brickley?

[A]

The other? No, the Other influencers.

[B]

Who are the other influencers?

[D]

Were they men and women?

[A]

One was a girl, locked her down and then. And then a couple of other guys. So you play one on one. You got to get three basketball guys. @ my age, relatively. One guy was from overtime. Phil knew him.

[F]

You should see the other guy's shooting drill.

[D]

Yeah, they weren't good. Pretty big.

[A]

They were pretty good.

[B]

Was it bad?

[D]

I would not say.

[A]

You beat a one on one.

[B]

A.

[A]

A win's a win. Jack.

[B]

Thanks for doing it.

[A]

For the.

[B]

For the.

[A]

Exactly. Put the two tik toks out, you know, so it's good. Yeah. And it promoted NBA king of the court. Two million two.

[D]

It's Jack.

[A]

Two million last night and then a million moving forward.

[F]

Yes. Every Tuesday.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Every Tuesday.

[B]

So love.

[A]

Love.

[D]

DraftKings Bosco.

[F]

What? How are we with the spring break house?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

How conversations go with the fam.

[A]

It's a piece of content. You were asked to.

[D]

To go. He may luck out here because a lot of people are telling me, really, you can't do spring break in February. It's just not. When spring break happens.

[A]

I'm good to go either way. There was no. There was never any weaseling out. There was never.

[D]

Anyways, you're good. What do you mean? You're good to go either way. So you could go in March.

[B]

Oh, well.

[D]

What did that mean?

[A]

I'll clarify. I'll clarify.

[B]

Clarify.

[A]

If it happens in February, I am good to go either. If it does or does not happen in February, I'm good to go either way.

[D]

If it does or does not happen in February, good to go either way. That makes, like, closer in front of you.

[B]

Like, put it all right.

[A]

Like, yes. If it happens in February. If we don't do it in February and they say no, I'm good with that.

[D]

Or that's what that noise.

[A]

I'm good with either outcome. You got it. You gotta save me. You gotta. Hey, pal. Hey, Dan. Dan.

[B]

Don't pound me, buddy.

[A]

You got it. You gotta help me out more. You're good.

[B]

You're good.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

He's doing good either way.

[A]

All right, fair enough.

[B]

Don't say good.

[A]

What? The championships.

[D]

First week.

[F]

April. What about the second week?

[B]

Don't say, I don't think people are okay. Just say February. I can do it.

[A]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

When you say good either way, let's clarify. That's not either way.

[A]

That's a nice chair.

[B]

Yeah. You think there's a story behind it?

[A]

You're a dick.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Like, you're just A like, you really are so bad.

[B]

It's like with Dave, you're just like, oh, yeah, look. What's the story behind that?

[A]

You are an.

[D]

All right. There's like a lot of things happening here. I can't hear. All right, now it's better.

[B]

It's a nice chair, Dave. Yeah. Dave, is there a story behind that chair?

[D]

I don't like this chair. This is the chair. I can't move it.

[B]

Bosco loved it.

[E]

It's not enough. It's not on wheels.

[D]

It's on wheels, but I'm on a rug. That's a problem.

[B]

You can't get the plastic thing.

[D]

I gotta get the plastic.

[B]

Yeah, you're gonna look such like. Yeah, you can't do that.

[D]

Well, how else do you do it?

[B]

No, you can't be doing the plastic thing on a rug in a 30 million dollar house.

[D]

No, you have to. No, I mean, then you can't have. Then you can't have a rug.

[B]

Yeah, then you can't have a rug.

[A]

But you.

[D]

I can't move. I'm stuck.

[B]

You gotta get rid of the rug.

[A]

I.

[D]

The desk weighs a million pounds. I don't think we can get rid of the rug.

[B]

All right, so back to.

[A]

It happens in February. I will go. Okay, clarify that.

[B]

That's good. That's a good clarification. But it sounds like it's not going to happen. What?

[D]

This. Okay, sorry. This is a lot going on.

[B]

Okay, so Rico is going to. He's good to go to spring break house if it happens in February.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

That's straightforward.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

That's good. That's good answer.

[D]

That's what I figured. I wasn't. You said. You always said you couldn't do March, so I was surprised when you said I'm good to go either way.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Because if you. If it's not happening, that you can't really apply. I'm good to go either way. If it's not happening, it's not happening.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So I think, well, what do you say?

[A]

Slow thinker, fast talk.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. You do. Also instantly texted all of us. That was pretty crazy.

[D]

He didn't text me. No.

[A]

You.

[D]

Tables, gas.

[B]

Ah. But it was almost like bang, bang.

[D]

Bang, bang, bang, bang.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't think Dave gave him the new number.

[D]

Right.

[A]

What they give. You give him your new number. Has he texted you since?

[D]

Fair question. But he never really texted me.

[B]

Yeah, he wants to go on the spring break house.

[D]

He's.

[B]

He's requesting for it to be in Miami for the Latinas.

[D]

For the Latinos.

[B]

I saw that. Yeah. Spicy Latinas. Wait, Latinos.

[D]

I think Fort Lauderdale is more of a spring break spot.

[B]

Yeah. Did he say Latinos or Latinas?

[D]

Latinas.

[B]

Oh, okay. Confused. Might have been Latinos. Are you got anything else, Jackie? For Bosco?

[F]

I got nothing.

[B]

You're doing great. It's been great having you here. You're great on after dark. You're great on the stream on Sunday. Meek Phil is like a number one bother of Bosco. I didn't realize that.

[F]

I. I do, actually. Well, not a bad thing. But I did. In after the Meek Phil on Sunday, I. I caught a conversation between Rico and Jerry where Rico compared Meek Phil, Phil being mean to him to Rico offering Jersey Jerry crack because Rico has anger management and Phil is bullying him, which was kind of wild.

[D]

Austin, can we put this through my headphones? So I can't. There's like.

[B]

Did you hear any of that, Dave?

[D]

No, I. No, it's Grand Central station in here.

[B]

Rico or Jack is saying that Rico was loosely. Listen to a conversation where Rico and Jerry were talking after. And Rico said that having Meek Phil there is. Is no different than, like, if you offer Jerry crack because it has. Meek Phil is like, gets under Rico's skin so bad and he has anger management that it's like, unhealthy for him.

[D]

I like that.

[B]

Yeah, that's.

[D]

That's what we. You need, guy. Who would you rather have bringing that out and getting the content? Meek Filler Nadu.

[B]

Good, good, good point. The gorilla.

[A]

Gorilla.

[D]

In fact, that's too bad because if we did spring break, if May, if you do change it to a ski house, then you could do February. And originally I said tables would be the social guy. But maybe it's Meek love that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Imagine our crew loves his.

[A]

He loves his shots. He loves getting in front of that camera.

[B]

Imagine our crew in, like, veil or, you know, one of those super nice. It would not work. Jackson Hole. Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

I mean, that picture Nikki smokes, like, made of him. Brandon Walker's face was.

[B]

It was wild. It was also like.

[E]

No.

[B]

There was no context or anything. It was like he tweeted it as if it was like a famous picture. We all should be like, oh, yeah. That crazy moment. I don't know where that picture is from. Nowhere.

[D]

It also. He doesn't really care. Like, Walker cares about Mississippi. That's the worst. When you, like, Walker really cares. Can't care more about Mississippi State. Nikki smokes only cares about the dolphins.

[B]

Yeah. And Nikki smokes coming in to see Brandon On Monday morning at like 9am and saying, what up? I would. I would have killed myself.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I would have jumped in front of the train. If Nikki smoke saying, it really makes.

[D]

Sense when you think about how he pushed the chef.

[B]

Wait, no, the chef, Devlin.

[D]

No, no, no. I'm talking about Nikki pushing the Buffalo Bill Chef.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're two pushers.

[A]

Got a lot of pushers.

[B]

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[B]

It's been a fun pickup, Rico. No Gotcha culture.

[A]

Great pickup.

[B]

Just hanging out, having a good time at its core. When's your. When's your flight back?

[A]

So we got meetings tonight in New York and.

[B]

What meetings?

[A]

The advertisers.

[E]

A little upfront. Yeah, Bosco.

[A]

So shirt and jeans. Nice.

[B]

Oh, you're gonna be shaking some hands.

[A]

I think so. Yeah. So I'm leaving at like 220 today. Land at like 5 and then. Right, scoot, scoot right over.

[B]

Yeah, right to them.

[E]

You gotta. You got a Bosco Industries pitch.

[D]

Oh, I may have heard one of your big clients is gonna be there.

[A]

Yes. Excited about that. Put a name.

[D]

Have you met them yet?

[A]

I have not.

[D]

It's a big, big pressure neutral.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. Why do you say that?

[D]

What are you talking about? Anytime you meet the people. Advertising.

[A]

Oh, right. Yeah. Okay. All right.

[D]

They're going to make decisions. We like this guy. We're going to open the pocketbooks or this guy. Not a cup of tea. We move along.

[B]

Can I say something? And you can't get upset at me because I'm a writer.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Just make sure your breath smells good.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

I just said make sure your breasts. I didn't say the breath smells bad.

[D]

That insinuates.

[B]

No, it doesn't. No, no, no.

[D]

That insinuates that.

[B]

No, that's gotcha culture.

[D]

That adds credibility to the Nadu narrative.

[A]

Can't help him.

[B]

So the dude has that narrative.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

I miss that. Well, just make sure it smells good.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Damn.

[D]

That's okay.

[B]

We.

[A]

We did that day. That day when we flew. There was some beautiful sandwiches that we bought that did have onions on them.

[B]

Right? Okay, so you're buying again. You're. You're traveling. Like. Let's just do a check before we start it.

[D]

All right. That. That was pledge master Dan.

[B]

No, it wasn't. That was Ryder Dan looking out for Rico, because he would. He would have flown all day, been in, you know, the airport.

[D]

You know, I don't want. I don't. I don't want to break out my PhD in Bosco, but I'm noticing a lot of this after.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Coping mechanisms after he. What a brutal thing to say.

[B]

No, that's a def. I'm helping him out.

[D]

Maybe get him a gum guy.

[B]

You want a gum guy? Sure, I'll get you some gum.

[D]

Well, just have some breath.

[B]

Smelled bad. It's actually up of you. Well, to say that. Jump to that conclusion.

[D]

What are you talking about? Make sure your breath doesn't smell. That is.

[B]

Yeah, that is.

[D]

That is saying your breast smells.

[B]

I. When I go to a meeting, I'll do a double check.

[A]

Red onions that day.

[B]

Yeah. You had onions that day.

[D]

Maybe Meek Phil. Bring Meek Phil. Just always a stick of gum ready to go.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Although Meek Phil might. He might freak him out a different way. Oh, what were you gonna say?

[E]

Nothing.

[B]

He's got bad breath.

[E]

He smells one time in the gambling cave, so I don't know if that's all the time, but. Yeah, maybe you guys can be gum guys. I was not trying to sell Meek Phil.

[B]

Yeah, it's a buddy.

[E]

I thought you were. I thought you were saying that you.

[B]

Just always have each other's back.

[D]

Jesus, this is turning dark. Like, there's certain things I think you joke about. I don't know. We've entered a cat. You don't want to be told you smell bad breath.

[B]

I'd say that. I didn't say that either.

[D]

Well, I think both you guys, you would interpret what you said that way.

[B]

Nah, not how I meant it.

[A]

You got gum on you.

[E]

I got. I got neuro gum. I got energy gum.

[A]

I'll take a slice.

[D]

When are you gonna get me more Adderall, Hank?

[E]

When are you.

[A]

When are you coming back to the office?

[D]

Yeah, I have no Adderall. I can't do it.

[B]

It's a chicken in the egg. Yeah, you can't. You can't get here.

[D]

He gave me. And then I said, you're here. I have. Or Adderall.

[E]

Hypothetically, when you're here next, they will be taken care of.

[B]

He can't get you if you're here next. He tries to get to you.

[D]

I don't have the energy. I don't have the energy to get there.

[A]

Sounds like, hey, you might need a guy.

[B]

Three, like, three times this year, Dave has. Has come back to Chicago after a Saturday, big noon. And then almost immediately was like, why am I here? And then.

[D]

Can't make it.

[A]

Can't do it.

[D]

Can't make it.

[E]

I see you here on Saturday, I'm like, oh, see him on Sunday.

[B]

I win with it.

[D]

I. I look in the mirror and it's like, you're worth so much money and you're sitting in a hotel.

[B]

Do you remember?

[D]

Cooped up in the cold weather. You have these places and you can do the show remote, and I just freak out and I leave.

[A]

It's like the undertaker thing.

[B]

Yeah. Do you remember what? What?

[D]

No, I don't get that.

[A]

Okay. When you went to the wrestling thing, he was there for about 15.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

And he goes, I did not enjoy that works, man.

[A]

I did not enjoy that works.

[D]

I do that hotel.

[A]

Very funny.

[D]

If you're unhappy, you have to remove yourself from the situation.

[A]

All right, what was in all time stoolie history, what was funnier? Seeing him being like, I'm out of here. The undertaker thing. Or the roast of Hank, or when Hank did the. The five minutes.

[B]

The Hank stand up was funnier because Dave's face was like, but that wasn't me.

[E]

My stand up. He would have stayed.

[B]

No, he was just. He was sitting there. He was just like, I. I hate all of these people. I have to get out of here. It wasn't who was that?

[A]

That was up there again?

[D]

Five minutes.

[B]

He just didn't plan anything. And it was so bad, right?

[A]

No, the meme of Dave's face being like. Like, yeah, zone down. Unbelievable.

[B]

Yeah. David, it's funny thinking about. Remember in like August when you. You were like, yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna do big noon. I'm gonna go to Chicago, do Sunday, then do Monday, then fly back. I think I said you were gonna last two and a half weeks. I think I.

[D]

Well, you thought I'd be gambling related. It was just. I can't. It's like cooped up in the hotel and then in the cave and it's just. It was too much. Couldn't do it.

[B]

You gotta like, if you could. If you could choose to watch. Because you're watching all the games. I can tell that you're locked in. You're watching all the games. If you could watch a. A football game with a sliding door open to the ocean versus sitting in the.

[D]

Deathly afraid of the cave and getting sick. And I can't get sick right now. I'm drinking all these fluids every day to try to keep it. Keep it moving. But. Yeah. And by the time you do it that way, I. It's like you. I would be getting home Monday, and then it's like you're right back out the door. You have no time. It's like, what am I doing?

[B]

It would absolutely killed you. All right, let's do escapes. By the way, I'm sorry I said the thing, but just be. Do make sure.

[A]

Has it been a problem for you?

[B]

Never.

[A]

Okay, so then. See, so then.

[B]

Okay, I saw. Maybe one time. Maybe one time.

[A]

When was that?

[B]

I think there was maybe a final four, but that was also because that's when you get in Bosco, like, you know, meet and greet mode and you're. You're. You're introducing yourself like you. You are.

[D]

Remember that time he had. Remember that time he had snoweden for two and a half hours and then two weeks later, two weeks later, we're no longer with the company. That was.

[A]

Yeah, that was.

[B]

Listen, when do dog talk?

[A]

When you get the gorilla. Yeah. There was a text I sent you the. Just a dark alley. And Dan was like, I don't know what this means. It's like dog pads.

[B]

But when you get. When you get amped up, you're good. You're a good. Like meeting people. But we just got to. We got to be.

[D]

I've overheard some conversations, some business conversations, not of this Company that Bosco's name gets bandied around. It's a big night tonight.

[B]

Let's go.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're rooting as well, though, right? You're what?

[D]

Of course.

[B]

Our barstool's bottom line.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

You closing deals.

[A]

Well, I got the gum.

[D]

This company, they like if you watch the major league playoffs, baseball every place, every time they go to the bullpen.

[A]

Commercials all over the place.

[D]

Oh, there we go.

[B]

Yeah, let's go. It doesn't have to be gum, too. It could be.

[A]

Bar trick is a lemon slice, too.

[B]

What?

[A]

An old bar trick is a lemon slice.

[B]

What do you do with that?

[A]

You throw it around in there a little bit.

[B]

I don't think that's a. I actually.

[D]

Got unbelievable breath mints. I forget the one they. Somebody gave them to me at byu. They're like, you missed the best thing in the bookstore. They're like pup rocks. Breath mints. They're unbelievable.

[B]

How was byu? Looked awesome.

[D]

Great. It's really fun. I was glad we did it. You know, they love you. I actually said this to Austin. I go, dan would love this place. The candy.

[B]

Oh, it's like, yeah, Candy Land.

[D]

Because that's their drug.

[B]

Yeah. Because I could. I could reasonably, like, I still, you know, drink from time to time, but I could reasonably live, like, a sober life and just eat candy and ice cream.

[D]

And that's what they do.

[B]

Yeah. I could handle multiple wives, but I could definitely just be like, candy and.

[D]

Ice cream everywhere you go. It's top of the shelf, top of the line. Ice cream and candy. Oh, like, they're like, just feed it to me.

[A]

The.

[D]

The.

[B]

I like that. He went to Candyland. And you thought of me.

[D]

I did. I said to us. I go, dan would love in. In the bookstore. They were like, making their own candy and ice cream in the middle of the bookstore.

[B]

Oh, that's awesome.

[A]

The pizza review was a, like. Kind of like a setup.

[B]

Which one?

[D]

The.

[A]

With the. The bansta. The BYU kid.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

I grabbed him in the office as he's leaving. I was like, hey, like, you know, could be late tonight. Like, he's like, yeah, we already talked on, like, three, four days.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. All right. I thought that was good.

[B]

So that's. I mean, that's. Well, you. You were the last president. No, no, no. It's.

[D]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. When we said it, I had no idea on the podcast. I had. Hank reached out, Dan reached out like this. Everybody reached out, like, we can do it. You were 48 hours later be like, I may be able to set something up. It's like, well, everyone and their mother has already offered.

[B]

We were trying to get them so that you could be like, all right.

[A]

You guys gotta fast their phones. Yeah, I was chasing.

[B]

I had people.

[D]

They had his YouTube.

[B]

They had his.

[A]

In one phone call, I had somebody on the staff.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

That it got in front of. And I also knew Jack being like, they don't have a scrimmage like Jack. They had a scrimmage away as well. So that threw away Friday as well.

[D]

So you guys hear that fire alarm going off?

[B]

Yeah, I just heard a chirp.

[A]

So my window was shortened as well.

[B]

Yeah, but it all worked out.

[A]

Yeah, it worked out.

[D]

Can you guys hear that?

[B]

I heard a little chirp. Is it. Is it a battery fire alarm? It's not the fire alarm going off. Right.

[D]

Fire alarm in the house.

[B]

Okay. All right, let's do. Let's do. Let's do some games. Let's do some games. It's been a great pickup with the boys. Old school. Unbelievable. Pick them. All right, let's do. We got five games. Not the greatest week in terms of, like, rank. You know, last week was awesome. Ranked versus rank. But we're going to start with Ole Miss at Oklahoma. Oklahoma minus four and a half over, under 50. Four and a half. Dave, I'll start with you. Did you have Ole Miss or Georgia?

[D]

I didn't. I didn't bet the game.

[B]

Okay. That sucked. If you had Ole Miss, it sucked a lot. You could feel you like that.

[D]

I took Georgia on pick them, but I didn't. I didn't touch the game.

[B]

And that was one of those ones that when you've been gambling long enough, you could see it happening in real time where you're like, hold on. This doesn't really make sense. They're up 5 to spread 7. Like, this is. This is going to be a. You know, this is going to suck. And it did. It sucked so bad. What do you got in this game, Dave?

[D]

I'm going to take Oklahoma.

[B]

Any reasoning.

[D]

I think that takes a lot out of you that last game. And I'll take the points.

[B]

So I'm basically that your reasoning right there is how I thought of it. I was like, you get up for Georgia. It's a big game now. You got to go to Oklahoma. Oklahoma, I think, is good. I think Mattier is still not 100%. And I also think there's a chance Oklahoma's defense might be a tad overrated because they haven't played a quarter I'm.

[D]

Sorry, I'm taking Mississippi.

[A]

I was about to clarify because he did say, I'll take Oklahoma and I'll. I like Oklahoma and I'll take the points.

[D]

Well, I thought it was reverse. Yeah, that's fine. Thank you. That's fine, Rico. No, I appreciate it. It's fine. I thank you for allowing me to get it right.

[A]

We have not. There's no hostility. Why did you need to come back over the top, though?

[D]

I just don't. I said I screwed up. I meant Ole Miss. And you say, okay, it's fine. So I'm saying, thank you for allowing me to make a mistake.

[B]

But it's no different than me saying, just make sure his breast smells. But there's a little.

[A]

There's a little mockery in that, though. You're like, thanks, it's fine.

[D]

Like, well, you.

[A]

It's fine.

[B]

You. You.

[D]

When you said, it's fine that I screwed up, I'm like, thank you.

[B]

Yeah. All right. So I'm. I'm going to take Ole Miss as well. Plus four and a half. Is. Is that okay?

[A]

It's okay.

[B]

But. Yeah, I don't think Oklahoma, no offense, but Bryce Underwood, second road start where they didn't, you know, really pass the ball.

[D]

Dog years.

[B]

Arch Manning, like, Trinidad's the best quarterback they're gonna face. So I think I'll take the four and a half.

[A]

This is probably.

[B]

Although the lane Florida stuff's gonna start cooking up a little, and I'm a.

[A]

Little nervous about that.

[D]

Five and a half.

[B]

Okay. Five and a half. Great.

[A]

Even better. This is probably me probably chasing the last week narrative because I took the under in Georgia. Ole Miss, and that was gone in five seconds. I'll take the over here.

[B]

You're taking the over?

[A]

Yeah. You said Oklahoma's defense is a little overrated. I know. Ole Miss's defense is not phenomenal. See, I'll take home.

[B]

His offense is not.

[A]

I know.

[B]

What's the. What's the total?

[A]

54 and a half.

[B]

If I take the under, are you going to take offense and think that I'm.

[A]

No. You're trying to win trophies last forever.

[B]

I didn't know it was that high. All right, I'll take the under. All right. The next game we've got, I'll take the under and Ole Miss, that's going to be a double loser next game. Dave, you'll be at UCLA, at Indiana. Indiana minus 25 and a half.

[C]

Over.

[B]

Under 54 and a half. I love that Signetti is saying this is a 3 and O team, they're going up against.

[D]

Yeah, great. I'm going to take Indiana.

[B]

Yeah, same.

[D]

I think I'm either going to be really right or really wrong. I don't think there's going to be around 20. I think it's going to be around 40. Or you're going to be like, oh, shit, this is under. Under 10 points. And UCLA's really turned it around. But I don't know. I got blowout motions at home from Indiana. Their defense starts slow against Michigan State. But yeah, I'm going to take Indiana.

[B]

Yeah. But even the fact, like, because you. I saw. Because I had Indiana last week, too, and you tweeted it, Dave. Right? Like, you know, our brains are basically the same on Saturdays and Sundays in the fall. You tweeted this game. Indiana's a loser. Like the minute I was thinking it. Because they were down, what, like 10, three or something?

[D]

When. When. When you're that big of a favorite, you can't have the other team put points early because you got to think they're going to get meaningless ones late.

[A]

Right.

[D]

They did style.

[B]

The fact that Indiana was in a spot to recover. It shows you how good Indiana is because 100% loser.

[D]

Yeah, 100%. Well, Michigan State can't stop them and the toe heel killed us. I think I. They may have covered if they didn't kick the field goal.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

If they went for it, they probably get it and maybe score another touchdown, whatever.

[B]

And Michigan State probably doesn't kick a field goal if they don't and they.

[D]

Don'T have as much time.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I said the backup kid for Michigan State, I've seen a couple times. He's pretty good.

[B]

All right, I'm gonna take Indiana. I. I'm also gonna take the. Over there. That's gonna be an awesome scene, Dave.

[D]

It's a helmet revenge game. They broke that guy's helmet, didn't they? Last year, Nico. Oh, no, I got confused with Ohio State. My bad. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. What do you got?

[A]

I'll take the over.

[B]

Taking the over.

[D]

Yeah, Sorry about that, Rico.

[B]

It's fine.

[A]

It's been such a good. I just don't.

[B]

We can't chop it up. You can.

[D]

It's just like, I made a mistake. I apologize. I preemptively apologize. All right.

[B]

Missouri at Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt's minus two and a half over. Under is 52 and a half. That Vanderbilt crowd was awesome. They finally. This is the game. I was saying it. Oh, we had Rosillo on PMT today. By the way, everyone Go subscribe to his new YouTube, his new. His new itunes, Spotify. I think his first podcast coming out November 3rd. I was saying, though, what about him for spring break?

[A]

House?

[B]

I don't think he's going to want to do spring. We can ask.

[D]

No, I don't think so.

[B]

We can ask. Hey, love to get is a no.

[D]

Loves hoops.

[A]

Yeah. It'd be another guy in the house.

[B]

Like, oh, the two of you just watching hoops together. No, not.

[A]

I mean, we'd still go out like.

[B]

You know, you know, you know who he's. His team is. No, you don't know that.

[A]

And he's a big NBA guy.

[B]

Yeah. He's got one team in college.

[A]

Who? The Johnnies.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

That's good content.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, I know, you know, it's.

[B]

The only team he cares about.

[A]

Yeah, he's a big guy. Like the Johnny's. Whatever.

[B]

The Johnny's.

[A]

Okay, that'd be good. That'd be good.

[B]

He and Joey Yanks should maybe get a beer together. Yeah, they're. They're. Joe Yanks is a big Johnny's guy.

[A]

Lift some weights.

[B]

This is the. The matchup, though, of two teams that have just had stadium under renovation for like 15 years. Vanderbilt's finally done. It looked awesome against LSU. Like it. It was. It was a cool scene. Are you going to go back to the. Well, Dave?

[D]

Yeah, I. And this is it. Listen, I've been preaching about Vanderbilt now for weeks. I put my money where my mouth is. I don't think Missouri's that good. I like. I like this Vanderbilt team. I posed this question. You're down with four points. You get the ball. Who do you want? Diego Pavia. Ty Simpson, sec. I take Pavia. I just like the way he plays. I know he choked away that Bama game. I like this Vanderbilt team. I like the moxie. I think they are a legit threat to win the sec, so I'll take them again.

[B]

And you know what Diego Pavia is? He's just a classic college football quarterback.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Him and. Him and Haynes King at Georgia Tech. Those two guys, they're not going to be like some, you know, Pro bowl playing guys on Sunday. Like, they might, you know, get a little cup. They might make a roster, whatever. They're not going to be the. The guys they're going to draft in the first round. But there are certain guys that just know how to play college football, and.

[D]

That'S get the first down with the legs when they needed the throws. And I'll tell you what, Vanderbilt Schemes up plates.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Like they get plays, 10, 15 yard chunks where there's nobody around. Like they're easy looking plates.

[B]

Yeah. I'm a little.

[D]

And they punished. They punished. I thought Nussmeier played the best game he's played all season. Made some really good throws because he was getting punished.

[B]

Yeah. It was. The only thing I'm nervous about is like Vandy. That was the biggest win they've had.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

At Vanderbilt in a very, very long time. But I just think I'll just take Diego Pavia and Drinkwitz is another guy similar to Lane, the coaching carousel. He's definitely getting phone calls. He's definitely getting phone calls from Florida. He's definitely getting phone calls from Penn State. Like some of these guys at this point in the season, you just got to remember that like distractions. It might not be totally distracting, but you can't. If someone's offering you $100 million, how are you not thinking about it? That's why Indiana was so smart. Indiana just being like, here's 11 million sig.

[D]

What, what you just said though about Vanderbilt, I think is playing into Vanderbilt's factor. All gambling. Like I. This, this is a different team.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

They're SEC teams. You wouldn't necessarily be like, well, you beat LSU at home. Can they get up the next week? This is just a very good team.

[A]

I also agree with that too because they didn't throw an egg against or lay an egg against Alabama. They should have won that game. Like all season they've been gearing towards an SEC championship. It's a rarity. We didn't think Vanderbilt was going to be the SEC championship mix, but they are gearing up every fight, you know, like they're a prize fighter. They keep moving up.

[D]

So yeah, Rico is. I agree with that and I think it's important. They're not. They came into the season me like, we can win. I actually think they think they can win national title. I don't think they can, but they have much bigger goals. So I don't think you're going to see a letdown from them.

[B]

Okay. That appeases me. I'm going to take advantage.

[A]

And also, you know. Yeah, I mean it's lower things, but like all season they've been dialed in. There's no so Charles. Charleston Southern 45 3. Virginia Tech 4420. They're beating the out of the teams they were supposed to. South Carolina 31, 7. Georgia State 70 to 21. Ohio, Utah State 55, 35. Bama obviously covered.

[D]

Yeah, they.

[A]

They lose to Bama in a game where they were right there beat lsu. It's a history fight. They still got a lot going here with Texas, Auburn, Kentucky and Tennessee. You know, I think they beat every.

[D]

Single one of those teams.

[B]

Yeah. All right, next game. Night game. This one is so tricky. Texas A and M at LSU. LSU plus 2 1/2.

[A]

The line screams LSU though.

[D]

Right?

[A]

But like the line screams LSU.

[B]

No, I think they're trying to get.

[D]

I don't really.

[B]

Yeah, no, I think they're trying to get people to take Texas A M.

[D]

And I will take Texas A. Yeah, I am too.

[B]

I. If it was three and a half, I think they would be telling you to take lsu.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Under. Under three.

[A]

I just, I don't like LSU as well, so I don't want to.

[B]

Yeah, you're just basically saying like, how much is the. Is LSU at night worth? Right. That's basically what you're. What you're.

[D]

What's the total?

[B]

The total is 47 and a half. 47 and a half.

[D]

What?

[A]

Which is crazy because Texas.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

No, Dan, Dan Nussmeier is way better. He is way better.

[B]

I had the over in that game.

[D]

He was way better last week. Now he's under pressure. I like the over there. So I'm taking A and M in the over.

[B]

I mean Texas A and M, like they got. Arkansas gave them. They scored 30 plus on him. All right, I'm going to take the over. I'm not going to take the side then. I can't do. I. This. I can't double bet this game because I will double lose this game. That's a guarantee.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

So I'll just single bet it. What? I. You know that.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

If I take Texas A and M in the over. That's a. That's a LSU 17, 13 win.

[D]

And you can't. You can't rebound from double loser.

[B]

Especially it's at the night window. Window.

[D]

Yep. 100.

[B]

Oh, you can rebound from a double loser at 11:00am you can at 6:30.

[D]

I don't know that I can rebound if I have a double loser. A double sided loser on a Saturday. I will almost guarantee you I have a losing day.

[B]

They suck. They suck beyond belief. All right. What do you got, Rico?

[A]

Oh, I said A M. I don't want. Yeah, I don't want to be. LSU is one of those teams. I don't. I don't want to be on.

[B]

All right, Last game night game as well. Dave, your game. Michigan. Michigan State.

[D]

Michigan's minus 14 don't like a side in it. Love the over. Love, love, love the over. 47 and a half this, the quarterback is a running, bumbling, stumbling guy for Michigan State. They put up points at usc. They did okay a little bit. For a bit, I think they put up points. Michigan's getting better. Offensively, it's a low total. I don't like the side. 14 and a half is a lot in a rivalry game, but I like, I like 47 and a half the over.

[B]

I do too. Just because Michigan State's defense is bad.

[A]

Yes, they are bad.

[B]

What do you got, Rico?

[A]

I'll take the over as well.

[B]

Okay. All right, so let's do cards and then Immortals.

[A]

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[B]

Mortals. Ebo just cannot lose.

[A]

He's like they won outright.

[B]

He's running away with the thing. He's got. I. The. The. The sheet got cut off, so I don't even know.

[A]

Yeah, can you read the records?

[D]

Jack?

[A]

Sorry.

[F]

Evo seven and one. Big cat, five and three. Rico, five and three. Zuby four and four. Hank four and four. Me three, four and one. Dave, three and five.

[A]

All you need is one law stand for us to. To get back in it. Like the one shift. If he does Go to seven and two, we go to six and three. It's a race.

[B]

Yeah, it's a race. Yeah. I like my mortal this week. All right, Dave, what do you got?

[D]

Vanderbilt again, minus two and a half against Missouri. Iowa State minus two and a half. Byu, my first miss on Big new kickoff. I think that Holy war, we were right. They fucking hate each other. That isn't when I. Sometimes when you're on the shows you say like, you know, exaggeration. It may be the most hate filled rivalry I've ever seen. People, the cops are breaking people up. Three seconds that they're showing up on set. So I think they're exhausted from that game. Iowa State's on a losing streak. Iowa State minus two and a half. Texas Tech bounces back 38 and a half against Oak State, who's terrible. They win by 70. I like Mississippi State. Keep it close at home. Plus six and a half against Texas. I like Oregon minus 33 and a half against Wisconsin. A night game gets away from Wisconsin. I think again, I had Oregon last week against Rutgers. It was 50 to nothing five minutes into the game. I think they're going to be on a revenge tour.

[B]

And they're wearing the coolest jerseys ever.

[D]

What do they got this week?

[B]

They got the Grateful Dead jerseys.

[A]

And last year, last year, right in my face. Last year they needed a fourth quarter comeback. They beat you. Who? You weren't good. 16, 13 in the fourth quarter.

[B]

There's a chance so that like Nike's doing like a big collab and they have these six shoes, these Grateful Dead shoes. I think there's a chance I might have like seven pairs coming because so many people hit me up and were like, you want these? I'm like, yeah, I do, but it's gonna come in like a hundred point loss.

[D]

But miss the over in Michigan. Michigan State 47 and a half. A and M minus two and a half. Over 47 and a half. And then I have. It looks like TCU no T U versus helmet.

[B]

What does this say? Oh, do you have TU Texas?

[D]

Didn't I already give that game yet? I have somebody nine and a half over 54 and a half. Okay, Ken, I'll get. I'm gonna go look at the board and see what game this is. It looks like somebody's a T on the road.

[A]

Tennessee against Kentucky.

[B]

Against Kentucky.

[D]

Tennessee. Kentucky. Kentucky plus nine and a half. I. I don't even like that game. That's why. Never mind. That's my board.

[B]

All right, I'll do mine real Quick. I have Iowa State -2½. I'm with you on that. Mississippi State plus seven at home against Texas and Arch. They are. Texas shouldn't be giving seven points on the road, especially with the cowbells. Rutgers minus two and a half. I'm gonna. I'm gonna go reverse on. On two games. Memphis plus four and a half against South Florida. Memphis obviously, like disaster losing to uab.

[A]

The over too.

[B]

And I feel like that they were maybe looking ahead. So I'm gonna take Memphis there plus.

[F]

Four and a half.

[B]

And I'm also gonna take Houston. Plus, I think it's seven.

[A]

Seven and a half.

[B]

Seven and a half at Arizona State. That was just. I mean, that's just a basic rule of, like, if you rush the field, I'm gonna go against you the next week. I like Arizona State, love Kenning Dillingham. But Willie Fritz is a really good coach at Houston. They're not that talented, but he's a really good coach. All right, go ahead, Bosco.

[A]

I needed to pull Alabama's first half. I apologize. North Texas minus 14 and a half. First half over.

[B]

Under in that game.

[A]

North Texas.

[B]

Yeah. Because I've been betting every North Texas over and it's. It's my new Notre Dame and it's been working. They just 61 and a half give me the over. I don't even know who they're playing. 61 and a half. They just. They just score.

[A]

Game minus 27 and a half. I ha. If the streak is going to end, which it looks like it's going to end, I have to go down with the ship. Even though I said I wasn't gonna do it. Game of the year, no case. State plus two and a half. Virginia minus ten and a half against UNC. SMU wake over 54 and a half.

[D]

Watch out for that UNC. They may have turned a slight corner a little bit better. Yeah.

[B]

Their defense gotten a little bit better. Yeah.

[D]

I mean, they should have won that game. The guy fumbled basically in the end zone.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Alabama first half minus six and a half. Game minus 12 and a half. Oregon minus 33 and a half. Oregon first half minus 20 and a half. A&M minus two and a half. Houston plus seven and a half.

[B]

Okay, we'll go mortals. I'll start. I'm taking PIT minus six and a half against NC State. PIT made the switch. Their quarterback switch. I think it was like three weeks ago. The new kid is good. Pit also their defense, they're gonna stop the run. North Carolina State when they can't run. They're. They're. They're not a good team. I'm gonna take pit minus six and a half. Hank.

[E]

Kind of random, but I'll be at this game. So I'm taking South Carolina plus 12 and a half.

[B]

Where are you going?

[E]

I'm going on a bachelor party.

[B]

Where's? It's at South Carolina.

[D]

Hank's the new. The new gas.

[B]

It's a bachelor bar.

[E]

What do you want me to do? Shout out to Zach. By the way, big pick. I've been a big pick and listener for years.

[B]

Who are they playing?

[E]

Alabama.

[B]

Alabama at South Carolina. Oh, wow.

[D]

Oh wow.

[B]

I'm going to take Alabama -12 and a half.

[E]

What the fuck?

[B]

I mean, you. You did this with Happy Valley. Like you're not. It's not. As it turns out. That's just. That's his business.

[A]

It was the greatest thing you ever did.

[B]

Yeah. Zoopy.

[C]

I'm going Cincinnati -4 at home against Baylor.

[B]

Dana will be field goal redemption.

[C]

So legacy on the line for Mr. Beers.

[B]

Dana Beers.

[D]

The Auburn. The Auburn invited me to kick field goals with that kid.

[B]

Oh really?

[D]

Yeah, it's like I can't kick field goals.

[B]

And also. When are you going to go kick field goals?

[D]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Okay, Jack.

[F]

I'll take Washington - four and a half and then EBO is taking Memphis.

[A]

- four and a half.

[B]

All right.

[D]

All have it on my rebound game.

[B]

Love it. Love it. Bosco. Dave, you go.

[A]

Yeah, Dave.

[D]

I just keep betting against these guys every single week. Keep cashing my ticket like clockwork. They shouldn't be favored by seven points against anybody in the conference. I think they could lose outright again or it's going to come down to the. The end of the game. Give me Northwestern plus seven and a half at Nebraska.

[B]

Yeah, Nebraska. That. That's another one where Matt Rule.

[D]

Nebraska stinks.

[B]

Matt Rule getting the talk about, you know, maybe Penn State. It just. But I mean killed against me.

[D]

Chilled. Killed. They stink.

[B]

Close. All right, Bosco.

[A]

So my mortal is 38 and a half team total Oregon points. Oregon's points team total over 38 and a half. Okay, but I have an. Ask Dave. The money from the Kirk game. Five grand. Will you put that on? Oregon minus 37 and a half team total.

[D]

The money from the Kirk basketball game, which I didn't remember about.

[A]

I'm looking for a bomb. You took a bomb. You've done. Game of the year is like Oregon.

[D]

So you want me to place the 5,000 that we owe you on or. Yeah, yeah, I Don't mind doing that. I mean, it goes through payroll, so it's a little bit less.

[A]

All right then. No, no, no. Then, then, no. Then if it get hairy like that, then that's fine. If don't add complications to it. I thought it was one of the envelopes. That's fine then don't.

[D]

Well, you can still bet it. Whatever it is.

[E]

You should just do that.

[B]

Just do it. Do it. All right.

[A]

Yeah. Oregon minus 30 Oregon team total.

[D]

All right.

[A]

You got to take it down to 37 and a half inside that football number. Wait, it's minus 135.

[B]

Oh, so that can't be your mortal.

[A]

I said the, I did say you could rewind the tape for the show. 38 and a half. But if I'm betting this money that.

[D]

Okay, I'm glad you remembered that. I, I, I, I totally forgot about that. It's all right.

[A]

Yeah. I, I want, I want the bomb. I need the bomb to start carrying me through. So let's.

[D]

Okay, so that's your. Yeah.

[A]

Kind of helps you because then you want a big change at Wisconsin.

[B]

Yeah, I don't think there's going to be a change.

[D]

I can't, that's, that is, that's just the most fucked up Bosco logic. I'll just let it slide like that he's actually helping you by betting against Wisconsin.

[B]

Right. And also that his mortal. He has immortal, but he also wants to bet a bomb on buying a point. Yeah, I mean like if it's your mortal, that's your best football.

[A]

Football guy.

[D]

Always been a football number, by the way. I just so you know, I cannot put that in till Friday. So if it changes, it change because I'm in Florida.

[B]

Okay, so just buy it to 37 and a half. Even though it's as mortal at 38.

[D]

Like who. I don't know what it'll be come Friday, but that's. I'll text you before I do it.

[A]

That's fine. Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

All right.

[A]

There's also a. I need the roster team. There's a very real possibility that like at the gun it goes to first half or it goes to 33 and a half as well. I love all three. I can't decide which one. I love them.

[B]

33.

[A]

Like he text me. Hey, here's what it's at. You want me to click submit and I'm like, first half or like I.

[D]

Gotta get a roster, I gotta text me, get me the roster. I don't. Because I don't even remember saying that. All right. Five grand I want to fire.

[B]

Okay. All right. Love that.

[A]

Fire it.

[B]

Love that. I mean it's going to be. Yeah. Wisconsin. Thank you for, for, for burying us deeper.

[A]

I appreciate that you want to change.

[B]

I mean it's not going to happen. They've already said it's not going to spin zone.

[A]

You could also win 50 to 42. That's not off the table.

[B]

What?

[A]

All I got to do is hit the team total. You can still win the game. I'm not necessarily betting against you. I'm betting Argan scores a lot of points.

[B]

Yeah. I don't have you. Have you watched Wisconsin? They have not. They haven't scored a touchdown in three weeks. Just saying.

[A]

I'm just saying it.

[D]

I'll text you on Friday.

[B]

All right. All right. Good show, boys.

[A]

Going duckies.

[B]

See ya. See you.