Episode 100: ‘Kinktacular Pt 1’ (Folsom St. Fair)

Summary

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Bawdy Storytelling – Episode 100: ‘Kinktacular Pt 1’ (Folsom St. Fair)

Podcast: Bawdy Storytelling
Host: Dixie De La Tour
Air Date: December 4, 2019
Episode Theme: 100th episode celebration with live-out-loud kink stories recorded at the Folsom Street Fair.
Tone: Candid, sex-positive, irreverent, and hilarious.

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode is a milestone celebration for Bawdy Storytelling’s 100th podcast. Host and sexual folklorist Dixie De La Tour curates her “favorite night ever,” Kinktacular at Folsom Street Fair, featuring live stories about diverse sexual kinks and adventures. Dixie discusses the impact of the show, overcoming perfectionism, and fostering inclusivity in the sex-positive community. Listener testimonials highlight the show’s reach and emotional significance.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Dixie’s Reflections on 100 Episodes and Podcast Origins

• Dixie shares her journey with podcasting—initial false starts due to perfectionism, depression, and technical issues, then returning after realizing the show’s importance to listeners.
• She reveals her struggle for “the perfect episode” and how live storytelling helps her combat perfectionism.
• The Kinktacular show at Folsom is chosen as her best night, representing what Bawdy is all about: wild, authentic, sex-positive community and storytelling.

“Night of show, wherever you are, that’s what you put on stage. And that deadline has been good for me because otherwise I would get mired down... Episode 100 is an episode that I wanted to be perfect.”
—Dixie De La Tour (04:44)

2. Listener Testimonials – The Power of Community

• Listeners describe Bawdy as “home” in isolated, conservative places, and as a source of belonging and self-acceptance.
• Stories about making friendships, finding community, and personal growth.

“Once a week, Bawdy reminds me that there are people like me out there… Bawdy is like home.”
—Blake (11:39)

“Being part of the Bawdy Storytelling world has given me friendships, given me flirtation, given me connections that just make my life better in general.”
—Listener Testimonial (33:55)

“Without you, I wouldn’t be able to masturbate… For the longest time, I just couldn’t. I was mortified of touching my own body. But thanks to Bawdy, I moved past that.”
—Listener Testimonial (54:26)

3. Rachel Lark – “My Vagina Is Eight Miles Wide” & “Pee On Your Mouth” (Live Musical Performances)

• Musical interlude: Rachel Lark brings irreverent humor and explicit lyrics (“My vagina is eight miles wide… everyone can come inside.”) (00:35)
• Later, she performs a playful, detailed, and hilarious song about pee play, personal boundaries, and exploration.

“I’m peeing all over your mustache. So tell me, how does it taste when I pee on your mouth?... I’m gonna get me an account on FetLife. I’m gonna pee on someone tonight.”
—Rachel Lark (14:07–16:45)

• Rachel applauds the on-stage sign language interpreter for improvising with her wild lyrics.

4. Cerulean’s Story – Discovering Ball Busting

• Cerulean recounts her curiosity about ball busting after seeing a comedic video, her struggles to find porn that matched her tastes, and efforts to learn about safety and technique on FetLife.
• She connects with “Alvin” via online ads—highlighting communication, humor, and mutual exploration in kink.
• The story emphasizes active consent, communication of boundaries, and the diversity of domming styles.

“But there’s people like Alvin out there, where they love their kinks and all they want is to do it with someone.”
—Cerulean (33:10)

• Notable moment: after an intense session, she insists on aftercare and cuddling, showing care for both partners’ well-being.

5. Bawdy Show Culture: Kinky Games, Used Panty Sales, and Social Mischief

• In-between stories, Dixie and the announcer describe “fucked up games” at the live show, like Bango (sexy bingo), OK Pervert (analog personal ads), and the infamous “used panty table.”
• Standout anecdote: a performer buys panties to sniff with his husband for intimate storytelling.

“So I thought I’d buy her panties and take them home and we’d sniff them and he’d tell me stories. And I’m standing there with a passel of ten people… I’m like, oh my God, that’s so beautiful.”
—Dixie De La Tour (38:27)

6. Dolan Wolf’s Story – Fisting, Bathhouses, & Exhibitionism at IML (International Mr. Leather)

• Dolan, a self-described ex-pat and former porn star, tells a hilarious, detailed tale of erotic adventure with his husband’s ex-boyfriend, Jeff, at IML in Chicago.
• The story mixes kink, humor, and insight into exhibitionism, communication, and public play.
• Vivid depiction of negotiating fantasies, adapting to public circumstances, and the thrill of a spontaneous audience.

“It swings between being more than I think I can stand and everything I want. And I’m using mindfulness practice to… both be aware that the audience is there and slightly tune them out…”
—Dolan Wolf (47:30)

• Climaxes in a bathhouse gym with an unintended sex show audience of over 100 men, ending with enthusiastic applause.

“I don’t know if you’ve ever come while something the size of a small chicken has been pumping in and out of your ass, but let me tell you, you make a lot of noise.”
—Dolan Wolf (52:15)

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “You know how you have that perfectionist in your head who was always saying, it’s not good enough… The one in my head is loud.”
  —Dixie De La Tour (05:23)

• “My vagina is eight miles wide. Absolutely everyone can come inside.”
  —Rachel Lark (00:45 — Song)

• “Every time I give a blowjob, I honestly just want to reach up and grab those balls. They’re right there.”
  —Cerulean (24:02)

• “Is your penis turning white? … ‘Yeah, it does that.'”
  —Cerulean, about being reassured by her partner (29:50)

• “Thank you for punching my cunt, sir.”
  —Dolan Wolf (50:45)

• “Always leave the audience wanting more.”
  —Dolan Wolf (54:15)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Dixie’s intro & perfectionism: 01:44–09:55
• Listener testimonial (Blake): 11:18–12:21
• Rachel Lark musical performance #1: 00:35–01:18, and later
• Rachel Lark musical performance #2 (“Pee On Your Mouth”): 12:51–18:43
• Cerulean’s ball busting story: 21:48–33:34
• Listener testimonials interspersed: 11:18, 33:49, 54:26
• Live show games & panty table: 35:39–39:16
• Dolan Wolf’s fisting in the bathhouse story: 40:01–54:22

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Episode Flow & Experience

• The skillful blend of vulnerability, humor, raunchiness, and warmth is quintessential Bawdy. Dixie’s monologue, audience interactions, and storytellers create a sense of being part of an honest, welcoming, delightfully “pervy” community.
• Listener testimonials deepen emotional resonance, showing the winding impact of a sex-positive space for self-acceptance.
• Stories move from musical kink comedy to personal exploration and full-on kinky exhibitionism, with authenticity, laughter, and consent at the core.

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Summary Table of Main Stories

| Segment | Storyteller/Speaker | Theme/Highlight | Timestamp | |-------------------------|------------------------|-----------------------------------------|---------------| | Musical Opener | Rachel Lark | “My Vagina Is Eight Miles Wide” | 00:35–01:18 | | Dixie’s Origin Reflections | Dixie De La Tour | Podcast journey, perfectionism, Folsom pick | 01:44–09:55 | | Listener Testimonial | Blake | Podcast as “home” in conservative area | 11:18 | | Musical Interlude | Rachel Lark | “Pee On Your Mouth” song | 12:51–18:43 | | Ball Busting Story | Cerulean | Consent, kink exploration, boundaries | 21:48–33:34 | | Community Testimonial | Listener #1 | Self-acceptance, friendship | 33:49 | | Show Games & Panty Sale | Dixie & Announcer | Bango, OK Pervert, used panties | 35:39–39:16 | | Fisting/Bathhouse Story | Dolan Wolf | Exhibitionism, public kink, IML Chicago | 40:01–54:22 | | “Masturbation” Testimonial | Listener #2 | Overcoming shame, self-enjoyment | 54:26 |

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Final Thoughts

Episode 100 of Bawdy Storytelling is a rich, riotous celebration of authentic sexual storytelling. Through Dixie’s curation, hilarious musical performances, vulnerable storytelling, outrageous live show hijinks, and heartfelt testimonials, listeners feel the impact and liberation of radical sex-positivity and community. This episode exemplifies Bawdy’s self-described identity as “The Moth for pervs” and sets the stage for more kink-filled stories in Part 2.

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Next Episode Preview:
A tease of stories about being tied up and water tanks, promising even wilder true tales in Kinktacular Pt 2.

“Stuff happened in that show that I just sat there and went, did that actually just happen?”
—Dixie De La Tour (59:34)

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Transcript

[Dixie de la Tour]

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[Dolan Wolf]

Butthole. Escuchando lo de mas puerto Idos. Gracias. Porrescucharnos.

[Cerulean]

All of my life I've never fit But I won't complain and I won't. I am enormous.

[Rachel Lark]

Get used to it. Everyone tells me I'm too much maybe it's just you're not enough for me can't you see I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be? Hey, my vagina is eight miles wide. Absolutely everyone can come inside. If you're ever frightened, just run and hide. My vagina is eight miles. Whoa. Whoa.

[Show Announcer]

Oh, my God.

[Dixie de la Tour]

You're so obedient.

[Show Announcer]

Did you hear that? Hey, everybody. Welcome to Bonnie Storytelling.

[Dixie de la Tour]

Hi there, and welcome to the Body Storytelling podcast. I am sexual folklorist Dixie de la Tour, and I can't believe I'm saying this, y'. All, this is episode 100 of the podcast, you exceptional human being. I hope your week is going well. I have been giving a lot of thought to this week's episode. Not just this week, for a long time. I never thought we'd make it to this point. I started the podcast in 2013. I didn't like what I produced, and I promptly gave it up. Back in 2016, I tried again because I like podcasts. I was like, it's perfect. It's a perfect medium for what we do. And it means that the stories that I produce on a stage can go out to the entire world. It really did change my life. The emails that I would get telling me that, that story, how it made you feel less alone, how you thought you were the only one where you didn't know anybody who talked about these things, and you couldn't believe there were other people like you. All of that made me go. Podcasting needs to be my life. Not just a room in San Francisco with hundreds of people. It needs to go out to millions of people. And it has. But I hit a point where I was dealing with deep, dark depression, a loss of a family member, some technical difficulties, and I gave up. I didn't give up entirely. I knew I would return to it, but it stopped for a long time. And it was really disconcerting. The number of emails that I got from people who said, you don't realize how much I need the Body Storytelling podcast in my life. It's my favorite podcast. The day that it comes out is my favorite day of the week, and I need that to look forward to. I need to hear these stories. I got back to it, and I feel like it's gotten better. You know how you have that perfectionist in your head who was always saying, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. It could be better. Why don't we wait until we can make it better? The one in my head is loud. And the great thing about producing a live stage show is even though the storyteller wants to keep working on it, and even though I'm like, it's not quite there, night of show, wherever you are, that's what you put on stage. And that deadline has been good for me because otherwise I would get mired down in the world of. I know I can make it better. So let's wait till then. Then you don't produce anything. You just sit there, stuck inside your own perfectionism. Episode 100 is an episode that I wanted to be perfect. I've been thinking about this for months, and nothing felt just right. Nothing felt good enough. I listen to the people who get on my stage when they walk off stage, like, oh, my God, that was such a high. But I felt like if I had an extra couple of weeks, I could have made it the thing I dreamed of. And I really relate to that problem. So I started thinking, is there a moment that I've had that I felt content with what I put on stage, with this, with the final stories at every show, People who've been going for four years, for seven years, from the very beginning, for just about 13 years, at the end of the night, I had people going, that was the best body I've ever been to. That was it. That was the one. And I always try and not wrinkle up my face, not scrunch it up and go, really? Really? You thought that was the best one? Because it never measures up to what's in my head. I decided for episode 100, it should be the stories. The night of stories that I walked off stage when people went, that was the best one. That was definitely the best one I've ever been to. It's the only time, I think, in this entire history of this show that I stood there, did not scrunch up my nose, and went, I think you were right. I feel really good about that show. That night is going to be the Kinktacular show that we did back in Folsom that you heard me talk about a few months ago. I was riding the high when I recorded the podcast right after that show because I felt so good about the stories. I felt so good about that Sold out night. How people who'd flown in from all over the world were just blown away that this thing existed. Episode 100 is going to be part one of the Kingtacular show that we produced, the night of Folsom street fair back on September 29th. Folsom Street Fair happens every year in San Francisco. The world's largest kink event happens in September in San Francisco. And that's when all those people high off of being around 350,000 people, half a million people at a street fair, being their authentic freaky perverted selves. All of those people, well, not all of those people came to the Verdi Club to sit and enjoy a CBT or an ethical slut or a unicorn's butthole. Those are cocktails, by the way, come together in story. This episode is Kinktacular Part 1, and I hope you like it. One last thing before we get into stories. I have. Well, okay, it's not one last thing. It's three last things. Three last things before we get into story. I was reading something about podcasting this morning and they said that one in four listeners gave to support their podcast. People support the causes they feel are important. And I'm going to ask you to go to patreon.com bodi and support us at any level. Any level helps. I'm an artist and you supporting me as a patron, that's what keeps this thing going. It could go away at any time. I love it and I don't want it to. But if you go to patreon.com bodi and you support us, that's ongoing support to make sure that this podcast keeps rolling out every single week. If you'd like another way you can support us through Zelle, you can Support us through PayPal. If you want to do a one time donation, that is great and I appreciate it so much. That's one thing patreon.com body second thing is we just released our first merchandise. It's not what I thought it would be. I figured everybody starts with T shirts and tote bags and all those things, but I had this incredible opportunity to work with a perfume company called Sucrobay. And don't ask me to spell it because I can't. It is impossibly French. But they asked me to create a signature scent and for the last month or so I've been getting packages every other day with new fragrances for me to choose. And we have a new fragrance. It has this cartoon of me on the front of the bottle that is just I love it so much. And I've created my first perfume and it is called Body Got Me Laid because, you know, I think it would. I think when they lean in and they get a whiff of this, you are going to have a busy night. It's pretty much non gendered. It smells wonderful. If you go to bodystorytelling.com merchandise, you can see a description of the scent. We also have body butter.

[Show Announcer]

Ha.

[Dixie de la Tour]

We also have hair and body oil and we have body Got me lube. So if, if you've ever wanted to smell like body storytelling, this is your opportunity. Go to bodystorytelling.com merchandise and I can't believe this exists. It makes me so happy. Final thing, you're going to hear some of the voice memos that I have asked listeners to send to me. I've picked just a few because this is a long episode, but you're going to get to hear what body storytelling means to people wherever they live. You know, you listen and you wonder, do I know other people who listen to this thing, Hear what the experience is like far away people who've been to the live show or people who will never make it to the live show. You know, I just really wanted y' all on the podcast and so I picked just a few for this episode. We'll probably have a few more for next week's episode. You're gonna hear voices popping in that are not mine. You're going to hear more or less, see links in the show, notes to our new line of perfume and body products, and yeah, support us on Patreon. That's it. Let's talk about stories.

[Blake]

Hi, Dixie, it's Blake. I don't know if you're still taking these or not, but it takes me a while to get my thoughts in order. When I was 20 or so, I went to my first convention. It was a horror convention. And while I've never been as well versed in horror as many of my friends, it felt like coming home in a way, being among people who were just as strange as I was. Bawdy storytelling is like that for me. Ever since I found it living where I do in a mostly Southern rural community, it can get very lonely. But once a week, Body reminds me that there are people like me out there in the world. Strange, sexy, adventurous people who are willing to put themselves out there and see what happens. Body is like home. Thank you, Dixie. Thank you.

[Show Announcer]

She was on the main stage at Folsom earlier today. She's been a part of body storytelling for six Years now. And so many of the songs that you heard on stage at Folsom, you.

[Dixie de la Tour]

Heard here at Body Storytelling. First, it's very, very important that you break this building in half.

[Show Announcer]

And please welcome to the stage Rachel Lark.

[Rachel Lark]

Love. Hi, everybody. What's up? Okay, this is like a night of Dixie's favorites. So normally I like to save the song for the end because it's a little much, but you're all warmed up, so fuck it. All right, here we go. Who could enjoy something warm, gold and wet? How much more disgusting can one man's mind get? I'm so mortified and I hope I forget that this ever took place just cause I lost a bet. This is stupid, I tell you. And unsanitary. But pleasuring you is this burden I carry. Okay, okay, I get you're impatient. You still gotta wait for the stream to be nascent. Oh, my God, here it comes. I'm peeing on you. This is silly. Can't wait till I'm through. Oh, my God.

[Cerulean]

Gross.

[Rachel Lark]

Some got on your mouth. Wait, did that actually make me aroused? Now look at you. You're all soaking wet. You dirty. This is just what you get. If you want any more you better show me you know how to beg. Well, I really didn't see that coming. And now I see it in a different light. In fact, I'm a whole new woman. Stay the fuck down while I chug this spray. I'm sick of you pushing my limits and I' ma take it out on your face. I'm peeing all over your mustache. So tell me, how does it taste when I pee on your mouth? Pee on your mouth. Good. I just have to say quickly. I performed with interpreters before and usually they get the song ahead of time and, like, have a chance to learn them. So I just want to applaud our interpreter one more time for rocking the chick. All right, the story continues. Where were we? Oh, yeah. So she peed on his face and she's like, whoa, this is really hot. This is a lot. Okay, here we go. Good morning, sweetheart. I hope you've slept well. I've been up for a while. You can probably tell. I've been doing some research. I found some neat facts. Don't get up. Here's some fruit juice. Sit back and relax. I see there's a BDSM munch that we should attend. And on Wednesday, a party I would recommend. Here's a book about paraphilia. Ours is called Urlania. It's real. Yeah, they say that it's safe if we start midstream, apparently we should avoid meat and cheese. Can you believe it even whitens your teeth? What's that? Sorry, no coffee. We should avoid caffeine. All right, let's get started. Finish your dress away. Where are you going? Don't waste that, you douche. Why are you walking away? Please don't slam the door. Well, I really didn't see that coming. And now I see it in a different light. In fact, I'm a whole new woman. And I'm starting a whole new life. I'm gonna get me an account on FetLife. I'm gonna pee on someone tonight. I know that he's out there somewhere. One day I'm gonna make it mine. It's sweet and all mossy and subtle. It'll make your plants grow. The taboo is strong, but so is the stream. Finally, I can have my own wet dream. And I'm amazed that I let so many bladder movements go by. Making love isn't always just a fuck. I could be humiliating some poor schmuck. Well, I really didn't see that. And now I gotta figure out just how to open up my own dungeon and call it urine trouble now. Cause I feel like a whole new woman. And the world is my toilet tonight. And if anyone out there's judging. Maybe your pelvic floor is just too tight. Maybe it's just too tight. Maybe it's just too tight. Thank you.

[Show Announcer]

Rachel Lark.

[Dixie de la Tour]

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[Show Announcer]

Are you excited about your first storyteller? That's exactly what I want. When they get on the stage, when they get off the stage, give them so much love that they know y'.

[Dixie de la Tour]

All are the right people.

[Show Announcer]

Our first storyteller is a masochistic bottom who encountered a man on Craigslist who was naked and he really wanted to serve a women's book club in the nude. So she founded a book club so he could do. She is the founder of the Badass Babes book club. Please welcome to the stage our first storyteller, Cerulean.

[Cerulean]

My friend Jake sends me a video, and it's titled the Pair of Balls. Everyone should give a squeeze in. It is just a woman on the phone. She's having an upsetting phone call, so she slams on the phone. She reaches underneath her desk and she squeezes these foam stress balls. They're pink and they're in the shape of testicles. And I understand this is a humor, a comedy video, but my brain jumps on that and goes, that I want to do that. But none of my partners are interested in this, so I jump on Fetlife. I assume everyone in this room knows what it is, but those who don't. It's a social networking site for kinksters by kinksters. And I just go on and I search for the term ball busting and I find a group called BO Busting. And so I go in, I start looking at all the posts. People are sharing videos, people are sharing pictures. And honestly, when I'm looking at it, like, I don't like them. The videos are. A lot of them are focused on the power play. And I'm not into the power play. I can't find the play in it. And there's also a lot of. It is humiliation, which I understand is hot for a lot of people, but.

[Show Announcer]

I feel bad for that person.

[Rachel Lark]

So.

[Cerulean]

And then the pictures are a little bit. I find it kind of hard to look at. It looks painful. Like their balls are being squished between two pieces of plexiglass. It looks like a microscope slide. So I'm like, how safe is this stuff? So I go onto the floor and they have a health and safety post. And I read through it and I feel really reassured because it tells me you can put an entire 22 volume encyclopedia set on a pair of testicles and they won't get damaged. And so I'm like, oh, good, my hands aren't going to pop them like eggs. It'll be okay. So safety is addressed. But now I'm left with a question of how can I do ball busting when I can't stand to look at the pictures or the videos? And it's because at this point, if my partners haven't been vanilla, they've been top. So I've always been submissive and I would like to play with more people. So I'm trying to become more versatile. And anytime I get the chance, I try new stuff to do, like piss play. I try that. Turns out it's neither erotic nor disgusting to me. I've tried encasement with food play, which meant I put someone in a garbage bag and threw food at them. And then now. So, like, I want to try ball busting because every time I give a blowjob, I honestly just want to reach up and grab those balls. They're right there. So.

[Rachel Lark]

But.

[Cerulean]

I don't know how to proceed when I can't look at it or watch the videos. But then I do find one video I like and in it I like it because both the person doing the busting and the person getting their balls busted are laughing. They're both having fun. They both look like they're enjoying it in different ways. And so that, that is what I'm looking for. And so I moved to the personal ads section and that's where I find Alvin. Like Alvin's ads, really simple. Just like, hi, I'm in San Francisco for a business trip and I would love to do ball busting with the women. Whether you're a seasoned professional or you're just curious about this, please reach out. And I really like his ad. I like how inviting it is. And when I go look at his profile, he says the same thing. He's like, I've been doing this for a really long time and I love it. And I would love to discuss it with someone, so please message me. And I do. I send him an email and I just message him like, hi, Alvin, are you still in San Francisco? I'm really curious about ball busting, and I would love to do it if you're still in town. He writes back to me. He's like, hey, sorry, I'm back in Boston. Like, what are you looking for? And I tell him what I'm looking for is just something light, something fun. I like to laugh with my partners, and I just want everyone to have a good time. And he responds like, yeah, me too. Like, I don't take kinks super seriously. I love talking about it, and for me, it's just about sharing experiences and interests and exploring them together. I love to laugh, and I communicate a ton. And I'm like, oh, good. So we exchange emails back and forth. And then three months later, his work is sending him out on a business trip again to San Francisco. We agreed that I would meet him at his hotel after work. So I'm sitting in the hotel lobby at the Sheraton Hotel in Fishman's Wharf, and I'm just thinking, I wonder what he looks like. We haven't exchanged any photos. Like, the only pictures on his profiles are pictures of his balls getting busted, like, between two pairs of books. So I have no idea what he looks like. He does mention, like, I have a beard. And all my friends tell me I look older because of it. And I'm like, okay. So when he comes out of the elevator, like, I see him coming towards me in his, like, bonobos collared shirt and jeans, and I think he actually looks like Tom Hiddleston. Like, he played Loki in the Avengers, but not Loki. It's what he looks like outside the movie. Like, tall, slim, brown hair, green eyes, beard. And so he takes me up into his room. We get into the elevator for the fourth floor, and for a split second as I'm in the elevator, I'm thinking, should I really do this? Like, what if I hurt this guy? I have no idea what I'm doing. But then another little voice pops in, is like, but that could happen. But what if you just have fun and he enjoys it? And I'm like, okay. So we get into his room, we have him undress, and like, oh, Alvin, can you get on the bed? Like, what's the best position for this? And he decides, like, he will be sitting on the bed facing the room with his back against the headboard and his legs wide open. And then I go and sit between his legs, fully clothed, and he's naked. And then I look at him a little awkwardly, like, how do I start this? And he goes, you can slap me. And I'm like, okay. So first I just cradle his balls. They're low hanging, so they fit nicely into my hands. And they're warm. And then I move and I change my cupped hand into an open hand. And then I slap it. And then I slap it again. And I'm just, like, looking at it, and it's like, it looks kind of silly. His balls are moving. His penis is moving, bobbing along. And I just look up at him like, this is fantastic.

[Rachel Lark]

This is so much fun.

[Cerulean]

And he looks back at me, he smiles. He's like, you know, you can punch them too. And I'm like, okay, I can try that. So, you know, make a fist and I punch them, and then I punch them again. And then I punch him again. And it's great. And I look at that. I'm like, this is wonderful. I'm so happy right now. Like, the sound is fantastic. The fact that I can feel your balls against my hand. Like, I love this, Alvin. And so we continue. And then I'm starting, like, I pull my whole body into it. So I'm starting to sweat, and I'm taking off, like, my clothes, throwing it on the floor. Like, I'm done in my bra and underwear. And then I start squeezing his balls just to see how long he can do it for. And at one point, I realized I looked down and I'm like, hey, Alvin, is your penis turning white? He looks down. He's, like, nonchalant. He's like, yeah, it does that. Like, just the blood's not getting back to the penis. It's okay. You can keep going. And keep in mind, I still have my hands on the balls. I'm like, okay, they're your balls. You know what's healthy for them. So I'll keep going. So I just keep squeezing them as hard as I can. And eventually I'm like, alvin, I need to take a break. Like, my hands are white too. So I let loose of them. I shake out my hands, try to get some blood back in. And he's getting his breath back because, you know, when you're in pain, you can't really talk. And he has a request for me. He says, hey, when I tell you to stop, can you keep hitting me? And I say, no. We agreed before this that we're gonna communicate. And our no would be a no, and our stop's a stop. I'm not comfortable going past that because I don't wanna damage you. And it's important to me that I don't damage you. And so he's like, okay, thanks, For a second, a minute. And he goes, okay, then how about if I tell you to stop, and then you keep hitting me four to eight more times? And I'm like, yeah, I can do that. Like, that's. I can do that. So we go back in. I do gentle, I do hard. I like, wind up my punches, and I go straight in. But sometimes I, like, tease him. I also, like, wind up my punches. I'm going straight in, and then I pull at the last second, and just a nice little breeze over his balls. And so I build it up, and eventually I just start, like, hitting him, hitting him, hitting him, until he finally throws out his hands and goes, stop. And I'm like, that's nice. That's not what we agreed to. So, one, two. I look up, he's flushing. His face is turning red. Three, four. I can feel sweat dripping down my chest. Five, six. And then I tell him I'm done. My hands are tired. I'm finished. And so I tell him, can you lay down the bed? I go to the bed, bathroom. I run some hot water. I put a washcloth under it just for some warm water, and I come out and wipe down his penis, his balls. And then I just wipe him down so the sweat's off. And then I throw the towel on the side of the bed, and I ask him, hey, can you turn over onto your side? Because I'd really like to cuddle you. Like, it helps me feel better afterwards, and it gets me back to my head and back into my mind and just back to earth. And so we cuddle on the bed, and then I get up, I put back on my clothes, and I leave. And as I'm leaving, I just feel really, really good about this, because this really opens my eyes to the possibility of what I can be in the kink world when I'm not feeling like a sub. But I'm not like those tops and doms that you see modeled for you, where they're, like, stern. They know what they're doing all the time, and they act that way anyway. And that's not me. I have no idea what I'm doing. But there's people like Alvin out there where they love their kinks, and all they want is to do it with someone.

[Rachel Lark]

Cerulean.

[Listener Testimonial 1]

Hi, Dixie. You asked for voice messages for whatever secret project you're working on, period. And I guess I just want to say thank you for Bodi storytelling, period. It's strange to say that a podcast can change your life, comma. But the thing I love about Bodi, is that I'm one of thousands of people that have said that to you, comma, and I think what you do for us and for the world in general is an amazing thing, period. I've been able to connect with a community and tribe that I enjoy being in the company of, comma, and you've made it possible for me to accept myself and love myself and be unashamed of who I am and what I want, period. Being part of the body storytelling world has given me friendships, given me flirtation, given me connections that just make my life better in general, period. I love having a reason to go to a storytelling event every month, comma. I love having a reason to dress up in my favorite sexy things and play Bango and be unafraid of being who I am, comma. And I love that you do that for all of us. Thank you so much, period. Body storytelling is one of my favorite things and I am forever grateful, period. You're a rock star, period.

[Show Announcer]

And before I introduce your next storyteller, I want to, I want to tell you about the games that you're going to see when the lights come on in the back of the room. I like to create fucked up games and I have pulled out a lot of my fucked up games for you tonight after Folsom. I know you want to be able to connect with other people. So we have Bango, which is your way to get somebody to write their.

[Dixie de la Tour]

Name on your card so you get.

[Show Announcer]

To flirt with them. And we also give you amazing sex prizes for doing that because I know.

[Dixie de la Tour]

If you don't get laid, you're going to want toys.

[Show Announcer]

We also have OK Pervert, which is like Craigslist except it's analog. Everybody's here in the room. You're not in the wrong section. You're not going to go, oh, yeah, let's fuck. Oh, you're in Denver. How the fuck did you get into my part of Craigslist? Whatever you want, write it on the front of a bag as a personal ad. People respond to that by putting their response inside the bag. Here's a pro tip. Remember to check your bag because you got responses. And also you might want to write your phone number in your response or.

[Dixie de la Tour]

Something like that so that you can.

[Show Announcer]

Keep the party going after the show is over. My final bad idea game is one that came about when I had a sex worker in the show years and years ago. And I always tell the performers, you can, you can, you know, just tell me if you have books for sale or porn for Sale or just let me know. I want to give you space. I want to support you for being in my show. I'll give you a table. The sex worker said, can I sell my used panties? And I'm like, well, if the venue asks, the answer is no, but fuck, yeah, you can. So she sets up a table, all these dirty panties and Ziploc bags with a little sign that says, used underwear, 10 to $40 sliding scale. That is the most San Francisco thing I've ever seen in my life. And she sold out minutes. Also in that show was one of my favorite storytellers, who was gold star. He'd never slept with a woman. And I see him walking by with pair of dirty panties in his hand, and I'm like, matt, what's that? And he said, you know, my husband is an opera singer and he's on the stage tonight, and he couldn't come see me tell a story, and he's bisexual and he slept with women. And since we couldn't do stories of body tonight, I thought I'd buy her panties and take them home and we'd sniff them and he'd tell me stories. And I'm standing there with a passel of like 10 people.

[Dixie de la Tour]

I'm like, oh, my God, that's so beautiful.

[Show Announcer]

Can we smell her panties? We're all going, yeah, cinnamon.

[Rachel Lark]

Oh, smell this. God damn.

[Show Announcer]

So you've been at Folsom, you're sweaty, right? All you gotta do is go into one of the bathrooms, shuck it off, put it in a Ziploc bag, sticker. Pink, blue, or lavender. However you identify the numbers on the bag, the number's on wherever you want.

[Dixie de la Tour]

To put your number.

[Show Announcer]

So that means somebody gets to go.

[Listener Testimonial 1]

Over there and go.

[Show Announcer]

And then they go find you some of my favorite bad ideas. The bonus of that is you're running around commando for the rest of the show.

[Dixie de la Tour]

Right.

[Show Announcer]

I probably shouldn't encourage this sort of behavior, but all right. I'm so excited about the next Storyteller. He's an ex pat who refuses to become an ex porn star. He loves storytelling so much, he's worked into a career now where he does visual storytelling. And he really is one of my favorite storytellers. In all the years I've been doing this, he's one of my favorite storytellers ever. Please welcome to the stage Dolan Wolf.

[Dolan Wolf]

I'll go a bit higher. How do I do that?

[Show Announcer]

He smells good.

[Dolan Wolf]

Bear with me. Good evening. I've told three stories at Bordie so far. One about sex in A bathhouse Two involving fisting. Tonight, I'm switching things up. I'm telling a story about fisting in a bathhouse. Before I begin. Before I begin. I love San Francisco. Yeah, San Francisco. And we can be a little bit smug about how progressive we are, especially around sex, you know what I mean? Hello, I'm Sir Snooty Boots. That's my boy. This is my slave. And over there, annoying those perfect strangers, is my pup, Fuckwit. So to be clear, I'm super grateful and I know, privileged as all hell to have lived this story and to be up here telling you it tonight. I'm not telling you this story because I think I'm so special. I know I'm a lucky fucker, and I just hope that this story encourages you guys to have as much fun as you possibly can. So with that said, I'm also very lucky because I'm married to a gorgeous man called Mark, who looks a bit like Dave Bautista, the ex pro wrestler who's the beefcake autistic guy in the Guardians of the Galaxy, though not so much mean looking as though he thinks it's your fault. I love him to bits. He sat over there. I love you. This story's not about him. This story involves speaking of incomprehensibly annoying polyamory, my husband's ex boy, who has accidentally become my second daddy, Jeff. Jeff looks a bit like another pro wrestler. Triple H. Yes, I have a type. If you don't know what Triple H looks like, the main thing you need to know is that Jeff has a kind of resting I want to murder someone face, which probably comes from the I want to murder someone fantasies that he has. He's sat over there somewhere. But don't worry, you're perfectly safe as long as you don't look directly at him. Anyway, Jeff has, with a little bit of help from me, become in the last couple of years, a ravenous fist pig. And he's been enjoying fisting me so much and seeing how much pleasure I get from it that he's started to train his hole for my fist. My evil plan is working. Nothing. And the other thing I should tell you about Jeff is he. He loves wrestling. He loves pro wrestling. That's probably partly why he looks like a pro wrestler. In fact, for a long time, Jeff genuinely didn't think he was gay, but he was worried whether it was normal to like wrestling as much as he did. True story. I mean, he's.

[Rachel Lark]

He.

[Dolan Wolf]

He was once part owner of a wrestling ring. He's still, at the age of 40, is regularly wrestling with the SF grapplers, the gay wrestling group in San Francisco. Anyway, Jeff and I went to IML in Chicago in May this year. And if you don't know, IML stands for International Mr. Leather. It's like Miss World, but gayer and with more drama. And over IML, thousands of gay men and other people pack out a hotel in Chicago for guys to wear and play in all kinds of kinky wear. Leather, rubber sports gear, pup gear, pony play stuff, furries. My favorite hybrid of all, Stormtrooper up to the neck, furry headpiece on top. And there's so much going on at IML all the time. There's the contest, which some people are all about and some people completely ignore. There's the market, which is kind of part shopping, part socializing, part cruising all day long in the hotel. And then outside of that, you've got huge parties at clubs. You've got smaller parties going on in hotel rooms and private places and everything in between, if you know the right people. Jeff and I arrived in Chicago on the Thursday evening, and we didn't really have. We only had one concrete plan, and that didn't really involve iml. It was to join a mutual friend in a wrestling ring on the outskirts of the city so Jeff could get beat up, pro wrestling style. Now, unfortunately, Jeff was still getting over a chest infection, so he didn't have the stamina he would have liked going into the wrestling match. He still got thrown onto thumbtacks and barbed wire and had his balls stapled to his ass and his head sliced open and then punched so that it would bleed all over his face. And I think he had a really good time, but he was a little disappointed he wasn't in better shape to take more. So I was thinking it would be really nice if we. We could sort of make that up to him by fulfilling a fantasy we both had of him fisting me in some kind of sex party or public environment where we could be seen. And as you know, Folsom people at events like Folsom and iml, there's so much going on all the time. It can be really, really hard to work out where you want to be for the experience you're looking for, right where you need to be. Is it going to happen there, or would it happen? There is people going there. So Saturday night rolls around, and I'm going through that whole thing, but I'm, you know, trying to stay open to possibilities. But I'm fairly sure that our best bet is going to be to go to Steamworks. Regardless of whether or not we get anywhere close to our fantasy, that's probably where the most possibilities are going to happen. So off we go down Steamworks. And Steamworks is a bathhouse, gay bathhouse in Chicago that is massive. It's on four floors, there's over a hundred rooms, private rooms, there's, you know, glory hole, mazes, all kinds of sex furniture all over the place. There's a fully functional, great gym. You know, it's. It's an amazing place. So Jeff and I go to Steamworks and it's so busy, there's a waiting list for rooms. And the only place we can, you know, they can find us a locker is on the, on the third floor floor. So up we go and we change into jock straps and towels and our first sort of port of call place to explore because we're on the third floor and so is the gym. Is the gym. So we go in there and it's completely empty. No one's come here to work out this evening. It's also fully lit, you know, and there's a one foot high stage in there because we know that they sometimes do sex shows there with a fuck bench on it. And I say to Geoff, well, you know, if we can't find anything else, there's always that. So off we go, we explore the rest of Steamworks. And it's slow going because the place is bulging with men lining the corridors, standing indoors to rooms, hoping to pull someone in. And Geoff and I are, you know, open to catch a spark of some kind, but nothing's really happening. You know, maybe there's just too many people for the right energy to breathe. And it gets to a certain point where I think the only way this is going to happen for us is if we make it happen for ourselves. So let's go back to the gym. We can use that fuck bench. We'll go from there. So we get back to the gym, we put our stuff down, we start kissing and connecting and now we're not thinking about anything else, the desire kicks in. Jeff says, you want my fist in your ass, boy? And of course I bloody do. But it's still nice to be asked and also made complicit in something that's still quite scary given how fucking huge Jeff's fists are. So I climb on the fuck bench and you know, big hands. Usually takes a while for Jeff to relax my whole enough to get in there, but he's barely got four fingers in me. When the lights Change to stage lighting, which is to say dim for the gym, and mood lighting, pointing at the stage. We don't know if the CCTV can see us. We don't know if this is a signal to us, whether it's to encourage us or scare us off. But Jeff carries on playing with my hole, and we're both fairly verbal. So, you know, he's saying, you want my fist and your hole, boy? Sorry, it's a terrible accent. I'm saying, yes, sir, Good boy. And, you know, it's not very original, I know, but it's enough to pique the curiosity of people just outside the gym. So if you guys wander in. So now we've kind of got an audience, and that adds something to the scene, and, you know, that's exciting. So, you know, I increase the volume and thank you, sir, every time Jeff gets his fist back in my hole. But there's a fine art with exhibitionism. You know, you want to remain authentic. It's okay to amplify, you know, what's going on, but you also want to stay connected to your partner. So it's kind of. It's okay to break the fourth wall and go, I can see you watching me get my ass fisted. Yeah, but you want to stay connected to your partner. And so, you know, I'm doing that. I'm trying to think about how this feels, and it feels fucking amazing. It swings between being more than I think I can stand and everything I want. And I'm using mindfulness practice to both be aware that the audience is there and feel that mindfulness and slightly tune them out as well. And, you know, so that they're sort of there, but they're not there. Right. And you know that. You know that famous scene from the Hitchcock film the Birds where Tippi Hedren sits down on a bench outside of school with her back to her. To a climbing frame. And the way the scene starts, you know where it's going, but the way it's cut, you're still shocked when all of a sudden the climbing frame is filled with crows. So it's a bit like that. All of a sudden, the gym is filled with men. Like, must have been already 100 people watching us. 100 guys. And I've done actual, proper, organized, planned sex shows with less than half that number of people watching. And I'm hoping this isn't too much for Geoff. But I'm also thinking, you know, we've got to go for it now, you know? So, you know, I'm saying thank you for Punching my cunt, sir, as loud as I can. And then, without warning, we hear. Would patrons please note that the sex show will be starting in the gym in 15 minutes. I'm thinking, fuck it, the sex show's already started. So. Okay, we both know we might have to wrap this up a little sooner than we planned. So about 10 minutes later, I can sense Jeff is trying to make me come, by the way that he's fisting me and playing with my cock at the same time. And I don't know if you've ever come whilst something the size of a small chicken has been pumping in and out of your ass, but let me tell you, you make a lot of noise. And with me, it tends to go. It tends to be non verbal or subverbal kind of like. So I have no idea what the audience made of that noise. But when it was clear that our portion of the entertainment for the evening was over, we got a huge round of applause. And for me, that's what IML is about. Validation. No, not validation. No. Having an experience so fucking wild and crazy and hot that you couldn't have anywhere else and you absolutely couldn't plan if you tried. I think Jeff and I were both really happy that we'd fulfilled our fantasy of him fisting me with an audience with knobs on. We both probably would have liked to gone on a little bit longer, but you know what they say, always leave the audience wanting more.

[Show Announcer]

Dolan Wolf.

[Listener Testimonial 2]

Hey, Dixie. I just wanted to give a big thank you for everything that you and body storytelling have done for me. Because without you, I wouldn't be able to masturbate. I know. Simple thing, most people do it, but for the longest time, I just couldn't. I was mortified of touching my own body. But thanks to Bodi, I moved past that. I heard all of these amazing stories of people coming out of their shell and exploring their sexuality, and most importantly, conquering their own fears and finding their own enjoyment at the end of the tunnel. And I heard those stories and I thought, I want to be where the people are. I want to have fun too. So I conquered my own fears, thanks to you. So if you'll excuse me, I got something to take care of.

[Dixie de la Tour]

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[Show Announcer]

The idea of being tied up and put in water tanks and having pressure hoses stuck up in all your holes was just the coolest fucking thing you could possibly do.

[Cerulean]

And I had this pipe dream, in a way of.

[Dixie de la Tour]

Yeah.