Podcast
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
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340: Reviews of Hard Seltzer
Jun 4, 202501:14:06Tap to summarizeBe careful listening to this episode while in ketosis. Our tour starts in two weeks!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →279: Review of Paint and Sips
Apr 3, 2024Tap to summarizeDescription: We're not sure who's at fault in most of these paint-and-sip debacles, but it's probably Jude Law. ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.storeWatch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandySupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefilesXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →138: Reviews of Ripley's Believe It or Not!
Jul 21, 2021Tap to summarizePicture if you will a podcast, where, believe it or not, they discuss big honkers.Check out our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpodLogo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Podcast Blackout
Jun 3, 2020Tap to summarizeWe will not be releasing a regular episode this week in an effort to listen to, learn from, and amplify Black voices. Tune in to this brief recording or visit https://tinyurl.com/blmforever for tips on joining the fight against racial inequality and police brutality. #TheShowMustBePaused Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →44: Runzas in Lincoln, NE
Sep 25, 2019Tap to summarizeDon't know what a runza is? Don't listen to us, because we think it's a hot dog bun sewn shut and filled with questionable ingredients. We don't have personal experience because we don't even know where Nebraska is. Thankfully, the good people of Nebraska tell us filthy animals what to really expect. Hop on Alex's wedding gator boat, or on Christine's log-like hide, and we'll take you on another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.Subscribe to our Youtube channel to see our latest video: A Haunting in Bavaria: youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to join our monthly patron only live stream! Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetLogo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD, tyops, and Felix Mendelssohn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →41: Psychics in Albuquerque, NM
Sep 4, 2019Tap to summarizeThis week, we explore the underbelly (and overbelly) of Albuquerque. No clue what that means? Let's just say one has high metaphysical prices while the other is ruled by a farmer friar. Still not making sense? Then rub your Walmart crystals and take a hit from your Skyline flavor vape, because it's time for another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy to fulfill our dream of chatting with you live on video. Buy our merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetLogo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White.Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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