Transcript
Robert Evans (0:01)
Call Zone Media. Oh. Welcome back to behind the Bastards, a podcast formed or filmed, recorded all of those things in the burning hellscape that is Portland, Oregon. The. The most vicious and collapsed war zone on planet Earth. Here from the rubble, Robert Evans to talk to you about a really bad piece of shit with someone who isn't really bad, my wonderful guest today, Bridget Todd. Bridget, welcome to the program.
Bridget Todd (0:35)
Thank you. I am also calling in from a bombed out hellscape city that is Washington, dc. Yeah, Hellscape. To Hellscape.
Robert Evans (0:42)
It was so funny when we Both got on JDAMs. Detonated simultaneously right above both of our houses on opposite coasts. It was quite funny. It's very good. Very good stuff. Bridget, what's your least favorite US aerial munition?
Bridget Todd (0:58)
Ooh. Do most people have a least favorite?
Robert Evans (1:02)
Most people who've been targeted by them do. I'll say that much.
Bridget Todd (1:09)
What's your least favorite?
Robert Evans (1:11)
I will say the scariest thing I've ever seen hit anywhere is a jdam. Although hellfires are pretty fucking scary, too. And then just watching an Apache empty itself, empty its whole cartload into a building is pretty fucked up. None of them are really that fun when you're anywhere close to seeing them. It's more just like, oh, fuck. Fireworks. Really ain't got the juice.
Bridget Todd (1:32)
Yeah. No part of you is like, oh, that looks cool.
Robert Evans (1:35)
Oh, no, fuck me. I gotta get away from that son of a bitch real fast. Bridget, what do you do on the Internet? A place where there are no girls, according to one of your podcasts.
Bridget Todd (1:48)
That is true. There are no girls on the Internet. Yet here we are, showing up there every day, making.
Robert Evans (1:53)
That's right.
Bridget Todd (1:54)
Flapping our gums and making opinions and all of that.
Robert Evans (1:58)
That's right. And yeah, you got anything else you want to plug right up at the top here before we get into it?
