Transcript
Sophie (0:01)
Call Zone Media.
Robert Evans (0:05)
What's enslaving my, like, 10 million people over the course of 300 or so years? Welcome to behind the Best. Is that. Sophie, People have missed the old kind of introduction where I did like a what's xing my Y's sort of thing. Is there something inappropriate about how I did this intro?
Sophie (0:22)
It was very inappropriate. Also, I liked my intro where I said, welcome to behind the Bastards. I'm not Robert Evans.
Robert Evans (0:29)
Yeah, you didn't do a British accent last time, Sophie, which is a weird choice for the second line, but I was doing that.
James Stout (0:34)
Borderline effect.
Sophie (0:34)
I was doing that not because of our guests, but because of our topic.
Robert Evans (0:38)
Oh, I thought you were doing that because of our guest.
Sophie (0:40)
No, I would never mock James Stout.
Robert Evans (0:43)
Sir James Stout.
Sophie (0:44)
Sir James Stout.
Robert Evans (0:46)
There it is. Yeah.
James Stout (0:47)
Absolutely not. I don't think that's happening anytime in the near future.
Robert Evans (0:50)
I know.
James Stout (0:51)
Anyone touched me with a sword, period, I'd have back at them if they tried.
Sophie (0:55)
Well, Margaret told me the other day that I would make a great queen of mine.
James Stout (0:58)
You did, Robert, when we fenced.
Robert Evans (1:02)
We did. I was pretty drunk, I think.
James Stout (1:04)
Yeah, I was drunk too. And we were using those crucifixes.
Robert Evans (1:07)
Yeah, we were using crucifixes to fence in Thailand. Before we get to that, this is a podcast about the worst people in all of history.
