Part Two: The Men Who Might Have Killed Us All

Summary

Behind the Bastards – Part Two: The Men Who Might Have Killed Us All (December 4, 2025)

Podcast: Behind the Bastards — Cool Zone Media & iHeartPodcasts
Host: Robert Evans
Guest: Margaret Killjoy
Summary Contributor: [Your Assistant]

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Overview

Part two of "The Men Who Might Have Killed Us All" delves deep into the evolution of strategic bombing doctrine, the personalities that shaped nuclear policy, and the terrifying logic of mutually assured destruction (MAD). The episode traces how military leaders’ faith in air power—especially the use of nuclear weapons—solidified in the minds of those building America’s doomsday arsenal. Through a mix of history, biography, and dark humor, host Robert Evans and guest Margaret Killjoy reflect on the flawed thinking and haunted individuals who led humanity to the brink of annihilation.

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Key Themes and Discussion Points

1. The Legacy of the Bomber Mafia and Strategic Bombing

• Background on Strategic Bombing

  • Robert recounts the influence of Italian theorist Giulio Douhet and the U.S./U.K. "Bomber Mafia," including figures like Arthur "Bomber" Harris and Curtis LeMay, who believed that overwhelming airpower could win wars without ground troops (05:36–09:45).
  • Douhet’s theories vastly overrated the effectiveness of strategic bombing and assumed the enemy wouldn’t adapt; reality proved otherwise in WWII.

• Curtis LeMay’s Rise

  • LeMay's difficult childhood in the Midwest shaped his relentless and disciplined personality, driving him toward military achievement ("His first job was...shooting sparrows for a nickel each to feed a neighbor's cat. There's so much backstory in that sentence.” – Robert, 07:05).
  • He dismissed the zigzag bombing approach in Europe, innovating by having bombers fly straight for safety and efficiency—tactics he tested by flying lead himself (12:14–13:10).
  • Notable for leading by example, earning loyalty from crews but also pushing brutal policies ("I will be in the lead plane on every mission. Any plane that takes off will go over the target or the crew will be court martialed. The abort rate dropped overnight." – quoting Robert McNamara about LeMay, 15:10).

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2. Brutality and Myth-busting: WWII’s Air War

• Failures of Bombing Alone

  • Strategic bombing in both Europe and the Pacific failed to deliver victory alone. Despite the vast destruction, ground and naval battles were critical (19:30–21:13).
  • "Bombing alone did not destroy the Third Reich. Its capacity to wage war was degraded not just through bombing, but through a mix of air, ground and naval warfare." – Robert, 19:31

• Japanese Campaign and Firebombing

  • Precision bombing over Japan didn’t destroy high-priority targets; LeMay resorted to area firebombing—burning Tokyo and many other cities, embracing total war logic (33:17–36:40).
  • “You’re going to deliver the biggest firecracker the Japanese have ever seen,” LeMay said before the Tokyo operation (36:13).
  • The death toll and devastation from the firebombing of Tokyo was the largest from any single air raid in history.
  • Despite killing 90,000+ civilians in one night, the Japanese did not surrender, shattering the "kill enough and they stop fighting" narrative.

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3. The Advent of Nuclear Weapons and Escalating Logic

• Nukes as the “Answer”

  • The atomic bomb’s arrival retroactively validated the Bomber Mafia worldview—for them, air power suddenly looked truly decisive (53:59–54:09).
  • "[Nukes] were a weapon system that seemed to justify all of their duhei inspired theories of how aerial warfare ought to work." – Robert, 52:53

• Ethical and Strategic Consequences

  • LeMay, Doolittle, Hap Arnold, and others quickly embraced the view that bombers were now “all-important.”
  • The logic behind deterrence—escalating from we only use nukes as retaliation to always preparing for first strikes—developed rapidly (65:12–68:42).
  • “The only way to effectively plan for war is to destroy the whole species. And then we don’t have a war.” – Robert, 48:28

• Creation of the Doomsday Machine

  • MAD (mutually assured destruction) logic—needing constant readiness, subs, bombers in the air, etc.—emerged almost immediately post-Hiroshima (67:13–68:42).
  • U.S. planners were targeting 40 Soviet cities for nuclear annihilation before WWII even ended, revealing how quickly strategic logic turned genocidal (70:03–71:26).

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4. Personalities, Regret, and “Tickling the Dragon’s Tail”

• Scientists' Guilt and Horror
  • Brief biographies of Manhattan Project physicists, especially Louis Slotin—an adrenaline-seeking “cowboy” who built the Trinity bomb core and later died of acute radiation poisoning, a death that provided crucial data but left him personally horrified by his role (55:20–77:35).
  • Slotin and Manhattan Project founder Leo Szilard have moral crises over the use and proliferation of nuclear weapons ("Szilard starts off being the guy who sends Roosevelt a letter saying, we need to build this thing. And he ends out being like, under no circumstances can we use these things. Please don't embark down this road to madness.” – Robert, 74:00).
  • Slotin’s act of sacrifice (drawing the map to help colleagues after his fatal exposure) and final disgust with his work are highlighted as emblematic of the scientist’s dilemma.

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5. Modern Reflections: Hopeless Logic and Human Fallibility

• Six Minutes to Midnight

  • The horrifying reality that world leaders have mere minutes to decide whether to end humanity ("If a nuke goes off anywhere, you’re gonna have like six minutes to figure out do I end the world over this or not. Right? And that’s probably bad for us." – Robert, 26:36).
  • The flawed hope that deterrence will always work, even though it relies on hair-trigger decisions and fallible humans.

• AI Risks & System Complexity

  • Margaret expresses concern that future AI-run military systems might cause accidental launches due to errors, compounding the risk: “I’m worried about AI taking control of the military systems that track things… and hallucinate an ICBM.” (81:50)

• Absurdity and Dark Humor

  • Ongoing jokes about podcast hosts controlling nukes, the logic of everyone getting a kill switch, and voting to destroy the world ("Every vote: Kill everyone, yes or no?” – Robert & Margaret, 49:54), highlight the surreal, existential dread underlying the episode.

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Notable Quotes

• Robert Evans (on bombing ideology):

  “I'll tell you what war is about. You've got to kill people, and when you've killed enough, they stop fighting.” (46:23, quoting Curtis LeMay)

• Margaret Killjoy (on escalation logic):

  “When you have a hammer, everything needs to get exploded.” (41:12)

• Robert Evans (on Slotin):

  “...his body is starting to turn into soup. They keep him alive for nine days in the hospital, but there’s never any hope. It would have been kinder to shoot him in the head.” (76:14)

• Host–Guest Banter on Mutually Assured Destruction:

  “The only way to effectively plan for war is to destroy the whole species. And then we don’t have a war.” (48:28)

• On the Absurdity of Deterrence:

  “Six minutes to choose to launch all of the missiles or not. That’s how it works for a US President… That’s probably bad for us.” (26:36)

• Robert (on AI risks):

  "If we connect AI to any of this at all, it's just gonna amplify the chances that somebody fucks up in a way that ends with the nukes all going off, right?" (82:12)

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Timeline & Timestamps

| Segment/Topic | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------|--------------| | The origins of MAD & Bomber Mafia | 05:36–21:21 | | LeMay’s tactics and firebombing of Tokyo | 32:00–36:40 | | Strategic bombing’s failings in WWII | 19:31–21:13 | | “Six minutes to midnight”—nuclear brinkmanship | 26:08–27:45 | | Nuclear escalation logic & target lists | 68:42–71:26 | | Stories of Slotin, scientist’s remorse | 55:20–77:35 | | AI, system errors, and modern nuclear fears | 81:38–83:00 |

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Tone & Takeaways

• The episode mixes dark historical analysis and biographical sketches with bleak humor, pop culture asides, and pointed riffs on military hubris.
• The hosts emphasize that the logic underpinning nuclear deterrence is not rationally comforting; it’s a series of cascading decisions by traumatized, often single-minded individuals whose solutions invite cataclysmic risk.
• Scientists’ personal regrets and the role of accidental deaths (“tickling the dragon’s tail") ground the narrative in personal tragedy, counterbalancing the abstraction of strategic logic.
• The episode closes with resigned laughter at humanity’s inability to escape its own deadly logic (“Don’t think about the fact that literally nothing can save you if the nukes all fall...” – Robert, 85:06).

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Final Thought

This episode paints a deeply chilling, occasionally hilarious, and ultimately tragic portrait of the people and ideas that almost killed us all—and who paved the way for the existential sword still hanging over humanity. As LeMay put it, “You’ve got to kill people, and when you’ve killed enough, they stop fighting”—a phrase that echoes ominously in the age of the kill-everyone button.

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Transcript

[A]

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Oh. Welcome back to behind the Bastards. Robert Got a vasectomy edition. This is part two. And to celebrate me getting a vasectomy, we're talking about mutually assured nuclear destruction and the bastards who ensured that it was in fact mutually assured global destruction. If one of two countries ever got too pissed at each other.

[B]

Is this your no Skin in the Game episode?

[A]

That's right, baby. Wow. Wow. Okay, girlfriend. Yeah. That's why you should give me control of the nukes. No, because I'm gonna use them, but just on the Great Lakes. We just had the anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald's tragic sinking. You know, there's no better time than to remind people that this doesn't have to continue. We could stop the Great Lakes tomorrow.

[B]

The Pearl harbor of the Midwest.

[A]

That's right. That's right. I have heard people comparing it to 911 and then wondering why there's not, like, a really good 911 song. And I think that is a good.

Wow. We just got a bunch of Glee Greenwood. You know, where's. Where's the EDMUND FITZGERALD OF 9 11?

[B]

All right, I will tell you a terrible, embarrassing fact. I. I lived in New York City on 9 11.

[A]

I didn't know that.

[B]

Yeah. No, I. I happened to be inside while the towers fell.

[A]

But I'm sure you had something more important to do.

[B]

I sure went from some towers to some smoke. But the. The goth band I was in, I wasn't the songwriter. I did a lot of the synthesizers and programming. We wrote a song about 9 11. And I didn't realize it until months later that our song Gone from the.

[A]

Sky was about 9 11. That could be anything.

[B]

And no, the. The.

[A]

The hook.

[B]

The. At the end was, Dear God, our Lord, where are you now? Just over and over again in this, like, super bass voice that the singer had.

[A]

Sick. Yeah, it's. I don't know. You know, we should have a good song. There is a good song about mutually assured nuclear destruction. And maybe we'll play it at the end of these episodes. It's Tom. We will all go together when we go. It's like a joyous song about, like, look, you know.

[B]

Like on the beach, but like a beach party.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

Yes. There will be no atidium when you see that icbm. We will all go together when we go.

[C]

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[A]

Read the script, Sam.

[B]

Missiles in the sky.

[A]

Now that's a great song, Margaret. That's a great song. That's a happier song. That's about one side getting destroyed. Good song. Good IRA song about the time Gaddafi gave them SAM missiles, I think.

Oh man.

[B]

I will say that this the thing you're saying about how bombing doesn't really work. I think this is true for terrorism too.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, people have done a lot.

[B]

Of it and I don't know that it's done. It's worth.

[A]

I think it works actually really well. I mean, Osama bin Laden got what he wanted pretty much, which is the continuing collapse of the United States. You can trace that to 9, 11. The IRA largely got a lot of there. I mean, Northern Ireland's still part of the British Commonwealth, but they got a lot of stuff. I think, as Data said in Star the Next Generation, terrorism can be a very effective strategy.

Look, that's not my conclusion. That's Data from Star Trek's conclusion. He's an Android. Take it up with him, you know.

[B]

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[A]

So talking of terrorists and look, there's. I don't want this to come out as, and this is sometimes the way it sounds, saying that like strategic bombing did nothing in World War II and that it was no part of the German defeat. Right. That's not accurate. But as we'll discuss it, what Duhei is claiming, what a lot of people believe, is that strategic bombers and a powerful enough air force render everything else unnecessary. And that's only true in the context of nuclear war. And even then it's not really true because subs are pretty important and ground based missile launches. So it's not really true with that. Right. Anyway, there's this group called the Bomber Mafia that Malcolm Gladwell wrote a book on that had some terrible takes, but these are the guys who are like advocating for the massive and expanded use of like saturation bombing on civilian targets, you know, and Arthur Harris, Bomber Harris and Curtis LeMay on the American side are two very prominent members of this group. Like many American officers, Curtis LeMay came from humble origins. He is not a sir, very different from his counterpart in the RAF. He was born in 1906 in Columbus, Ohio. His father was a handyman who was, I'm going to guess, had some sort of. Maybe he was drinking. He's not stably employed. He is not able to keep the family fed. Right. It's one of those kind of situations. And As a result, LeMay grows up poor. His first job was, in Eric Schlosser's words, shooting sparrows for a nickel each to feed a neighbor's cat. There's so much backstory in that sentence.

[B]

That's the most Midwest shit I've ever heard.

[A]

To feed his cat. Yeah.

His mother, Curtis LeMay's mother was a servant and the most stable earner during his childhood wasn't shooting sparrows.

[B]

I'm really shocked by this.

[A]

Yeah. That didn't keep the family going lame. Had to change schools and state several times. He was always the new kid and he was seldom fit in. Schlosser describes him as shy, awkward and bullied and as a way of fighting back against both kind of the Bullies and just the life he was born into. I think having this father figure who doesn't have his shit together lament may becomes incredibly self disciplined. Right. This is sort of his like defense mechanism. He is an excellent student. He works constantly when he's not at school. And this leads him to feel quote, cut off from normal life because he never has time for a childhood. He's just kind of like working constantly and very concerned from an early period with serious things. Right. He does not get to be a kid. Too many kids have this experience during the Great Depression. And yeah, today it's a bummer and it's not going to make him a better person. He does save enough money to pay his way through Ohio State where he studies civil engineering. He goes to school every day and works at a steel mill at night, usually until 2 or 3 in the morning, at which point he will sleep for a couple of hours and then go back to school. That's his college experience. Fuck. Yeah.

[B]

So lots of people only sleep a couple hours a night at college, but for very different reasons.

[A]

Different reasons. This has. This kid's life is relentless. Yeah. He graduates. He joins the air Corps in 1929. By this point he has developed a love of high adrenaline activities. He likes to drive race cars, you know, as a hobby. And he becomes a skilled pilot. But he differentiates himself from many young officers because everyone wants to be a fucking pilot. It is, it's still the cool job in the Air Force, but by this point planes are really new, you know, it's really cool. And most young officers want to be fighter pilots because that's the sexiest job then and now. There's not really any sexier job than fighter pilot. I'm sorry.

[B]

Yeah, you get to be an ace.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. Who else gets to be an ace? One of the things that differentiates lemay from his colleagues is that he wants to be a bomber pilot. He is from the beginning not interested in fighter aircraft. And this is partly because he knows that bombing is where the future is at now. I don't know precisely when Curtis encountered General Duhaye's theories. I don't know if he read his 1921 book or if it was just kind of like cultural osmosis. Everyone is talking about duhei and strategic bombing when you're in the Air Force cadet school. Right. And so he just encounters a lot of it that way. Yeah.

[B]

Everyone I know is always talking about Dumay and strategic bombing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

In a non legally actionable way.

[A]

Yeah. I mean we all Love strategic bombing. It's become like the popular. All the cool kids are talking about how many tons of bombs you need per square acre in an urban environment to really, you know, clean out the cities. Now the late general's thinking I can say this about duhe's impact on LeMay. It's influential enough that during Vietnam and for an idea of how long this guy is in the field, LeMay is running the US Air Force in Asia from World War II to the start of Vietnam. He will name his strategy for bombing North Vietnam the genteel Duhe plan. That's like the nickname everyone refers to it as. Like so this is like the polite version of duhei's plan. We're not going to kill quite as many civilians as Duhe would have.

[B]

That's. I only know a little bit about bombing in Vietnam and it didn't seem to describe it.

[A]

Yeah, he's not in charge the whole time but he does get us started on a specific foot as we'll talk about. Okay, so LeMay becomes a bomber pilot in 1937. By this point he had already decided he believed long range bombing was the future of air power. He became one of the best navigators in the country and was stationed in Hawaii where his career moved quickly. Curtis became a relentless advocate of constant training and preparation. He earned the nickname Old Iron Pants as a result. Yeah, that's what his like kind of lovingly his crews call him.

[B]

When world warrens could've got that tattooed.

[A]

On his knuckles or his pants.

[B]

Oh no, Iron Pants.

[A]

Nevermind. That doesn't work unfortunately. Yeah, he needs an extra finger. You consider knuckles when they give nicknames out?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

When World War II started, he was a major in command of a B17 Flying Fortress unit. Curtis was quickly transferred into the 8th Air Force and he served under General Eaker. This is the guy who was wrong to Churchill about B17s not needing fighter escorts.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Being able to hit a people barrel. Eaker E a K E R. Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Like getting a little bit out. Not.

[A]

Yeah. Or like Eaker without the B. Yeah. When he arrived in Europe. When LeMay arrived in Europe, the US strategy different from the British strategy was daylight bombing raids. LeMay's first big move was to point out that the way the pilots were flying was getting them killed, not the daylight party. Couldn't do anything about that. But the standard strategy among US bomber pilots was to zigzag to avoid anti aircraft fire. This caused your bombs to be really off target because you're zigzagging and the attitude was that like, well, if you're just flying straight, there's only a limited period of time in which you really love that you're super vulnerable to anti aircraft fire. And if you're just going straight, it's a death sentence. You're just marching directly into the enemy guns. And LeMay argued, no, no, no, flying straight is way safer because it's faster. You're out in half the time. Zigzagging doesn't do all that much to protect you, but getting out of there faster does. So just going straight and then getting out of the fucking death zone as quickly as you can is the best way for us to do this. And he created a new type of formation for bomber aircraft based on this that was supposed to like basically keep them at the optimal distance to defend each other with their guns. Now everything about this new tactic was controversial among his pilots. And the way that LeMay stifled any disagreement was promising to fly in the lead plane, which was the one that would be in the most danger if his theory was wrong. Right.

[B]

So he was like, I kind of like this guy. I mean, I see.

[A]

No, there's a lot about him that's likable, especially here.

[B]

Heinlein would love this man. Heinlein probably did love this man.

[A]

I believe Heinlein was very much felt positively towards lame. And his men love him because he's this kind of guy. He'll have these ideas that are sometimes really dangerous and. But he'll be like, I'll be in the first plane. Like, you can't say. I'm not just telling you guys to do something. Like he is leading from the front, which is a thing you can do in the Air Force. That's not really possible in most other branches at this point. Not to the extent that LeMay is doing it. Right. Another guy who's doing basically the same thing as lame around this period of time, actor James Stewart. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy Stewart actually becomes a general and is like deeply involved in our air strategy in Korea too. He's arguably one of the highest body count actors that has ever existed. Like a list actors. He's not the only one in contention, by the way.

[B]

Yeah, there's that Spec Ops guy who's in Lord of the Rings.

[A]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm talking about like bomber pilots in terms of bodies. You have a whole crop of these guys in World War II who are like big time actors and then like quit to fly B17s or whatever. It's a crazy thing. To have happened.

Just imagine that if like we had like a five year period where everyone had to go to war and you're like, yeah, timothee Chalamet killed 6,000 people. Yeah, yeah. Just the most bodies stacked by any of them.

[B]

Billie Eilish would lead from the front. That's all I'm saying.

[A]

Absolutely. I don't think the Rock serves, but Billie Eilish for sure does. Yeah, I think he does a John Wayne. I mean he's like 60, he's in his 50s. He shouldn't be going to war.

Yeah. Anyway, LeMay's ideas work and they work well enough that they become SOP for all American bomber crews in the theater. LeMay, I talked about that Regensburg mission in the first episode to destroy that ball bearing plant. LeMay is in charge. He is the guy flying in lead for the Regensburg mission. Right, okay.

[B]

The one that 60 out of 360 got knocked out.

[A]

Right? Yes. Which leads us to something that we'll discuss. But like, yeah, in that mission there's so many people die that the 8th has to curtail all their missions for five months until they get fighter escorts. And this brings about LeMay's second big success. Because of how many crews are dying. Leadership noticed that flights are starting to have a high abort rate. Pilots are pulling back and aborting the mission before they get into the kill zone. Robert McNamara, future Secretary of Defense for most of the Vietnam War, came to believe that this abort rate was caused by cowardice, which he defined as pilots not wanting to die because their co had fucked up. McNamara credits lame with ending the abort problem. He was the finest combat commander of any service I came across in war. But he was extraordinarily belligerent, many thought brutal. He got the report, he issued an order. He said, I will be in the lead plane on every mission. Any plane that takes off will go over the target or the crew will be court martialed. The abort rate dropped overnight. Now that's the kind of commander he was. So seeing like the upsides and the downsides of this man, he's not like, not a lot of sympathy for Cruz. Not wanting to die because somebody decided they don't need fighter escorts. Right.

[B]

I read that other really good book about this by Joseph Heller.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. So you could both see. I can see why so many people admired him and why he was so beloved, especially by the people directly above him and why he was popular with his crews. And also, this is a man who's got a dangerous Brain. This is a man who is really okay with people dying for principles. Right. And this is a man who has no trouble baking human death into his operation plans, which is necessary in the military at some level, but he's maybe better at it than you want someone to be. Maybe. Right. Oh, okay.

[B]

I can see where this might go further based on the subject of these weeks. Yep.

[A]

Huh. Yeah. And it's one of those things. US bomber crew suffered like a 50% killed in action rate during this period of time. It's a very dangerous job. And LeMay also has a reputation for being really dedicated to his men's safety within, like, the degree that was possible. Which doesn't say as much objectively about how his plans made men safer and more how he made men feel. Right. Like, right, this, this. And there's a degree of, like, personal skill here. You know, of all the officers in these episodes, had you been in the military at the time, Lame is probably the guy you would have wanted to serve under. Not for logical reasons, but because that seems to have been how his men felt about him. Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now, at the same time, his instincts made him perhaps the worst possible guy to wind up with the job that he gets. Because he is the dude who directs the formation of our grand nuclear strategy. He winds up in charge of the Strategic air command and 50%. Right? 5050 sounds good. Yeah. LeMay is a guy who from the start of his career wants to reduce war to long range bombing. And this is a guy who has shattered. By the time he's in charge of the Strategic Air Command, his sanity is shattered because of what he's seen. In World War II. You talked about the mission where everybody died. This is a guy who has watched cities burned from the position of setting them on fire. And he is a guy who has repeatedly walked headfirst into a situation where 30 to 50% of us are gonna die. Maybe, you know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, he's done that so much that he has during, like, as a result of what happens to him in Europe, his face gets paralyzed. It's Bell's palsy. He gets an attack of Bell's palsy. And his face is completely paralyzed after this point. So he, like, can't smile or show emotion.

[B]

Yeah. Two of his least favorite things before that.

[A]

Anyway, his face is frozen forever. So he chews a cigar constantly to hide the effects. To, like, animate his face so it doesn't creep people out. Like, that's some.

[B]

Like, that's some. Like, the world is better fiction than fiction.

[A]

Exactly. If you wrote this guy, people would be like, it's not really a believable character.

[B]

Yeah, I just love it much.

[A]

But no, he was a, he was a, he's a real ass dude. So he was not the kind of man who could have read an analysis of the Regensburg attack on that ball bearing plant that said, well, this didn't work and like, maybe some of our assumptions are wrong and a lot of guys died for no good reason because, like, we didn't execute this as well as we could have. This was a guy who was going to go to his grave believing that area bombing not only worked, but it was the only way to win a war. Right. He is basically always convinced that Duhay was mostly right. And the problem with this is that he hadn't been, as we discussed.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And this is not just Robert, you know, old left wing radical Robert saying that the strategic bombing guy was that Regensburg was a failure. Bernard Brody of the Rand Corporation would later conclude in a study of Duhe's theories In World War II, if one disregards for a moment the overall visions and considers only specific assertions and theses, one has to conclude in World War II that Duhay proved wrong in almost every salient point he made. To assert the reverse, as is often done, is to engage in propaganda, not analysis. And that's just impossible to argue against. Bombing alone did not destroy the Third Reich. Its capacity to wage war was degraded not just through bombing, but through a mix of air, ground and naval warfare. Like, there's a lot of. Well, you know, after 1944, while we were strategically bombing German cities, their war production finally collapsed. And it's like. But we were also taking a lot of territory from them. Like they were losing ground too. Other things were happening and the air power played a role in us being able to take ground. But it's a much more complicated picture than Duhei and his advocates are making. It was not just strategic long range bombing. And that's what Duhei was saying. Right. You can't just say, well, bombing was a useful part of the overall. No, no, no, that's not what Duhei was claiming. And all of these Air Force guys are going to be arguing for the rest of their careers. All we need is an air force. Right. That's a big part of this.

[B]

Is this the bomber mafia, they're just.

[A]

Like, yeah, this is like. And their descendants. This is a big thing for the next half a century and longer. And like Air Force arguing that we don't really need as much of the other stuff, because Air Force, it can handle. It can fix every problem. Right. And in war, through war, we don't get what we want through just bombing people. Right.

[B]

Well, what you and I learned is that you could throw bombs at most problems and that would help alleviate the problems, but you also need someone with a spiked stick.

[A]

Yes. We did learn that in our Pathfinder game that we played on the It Could Happen Here book club special weekend episodes that you can listen to right now, folks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's also kind of worth noting that a lot of these strategies, like, well, all we need to do is bomb these cities and that'll destroy X amount of factories and that will destroy German military production. It assumes an enemy. And this will later be a problem with our plans for nuclear war. They're always built assuming an enemy who doesn't adapt or change as we do things to them. Because like Germans, yeah, we knock out some factories. So they decentralize their factories and they make them less vulnerable to bombing so that they're assembling things in pieces and each individual target is less important to the whole. Right. There's a bunch of. They do that with like manufacture of a bunch of different material. And German air defenses remain pretty good until late in the war. Like, Duhei is just really wrong on all of this stuff now. By 1945, over in the Pacific theater, similar lessons had been learned vis a vis the wisdom of Duhei's theories. Japan's bold air attack at Pearl harbor had been a tactical success. But number one, it was not long range strategic bombing. These were planes that got there on aircraft carriers as part of a naval attack. It was pretty important to the overall thing and it didn't knock the US out, famously, as a combatant. It really, really just kind of pissed us off, you know. Yeah.

[B]

Were we gonna join the war anyway, do you think?

[A]

I mean, we. FDR really wanted to.

For one thing. Germany getting involved was a necessity. Hitler declared war on us once we declared war on Japan. Right. And he didn't really need to go all out on Japan's behalf. I'd say that was probably a mistake, but he was pretty arrogant at that point in time. Maybe we would have gotten involved. Like, again, FDR really wanted to. So I guess that probably the smart money is he would have figured some way out. But this is the way they did figure out. Yeah, Japan didn't need to do a Pearl harbor and it didn't help them. Right now they did a Pearl Harbor. This is again, to get back to how the Same logic that could really fuck us in terms of a global nuclear war that kills everybody is part of why I think it's reasonable to fear that is the same logic has repeatedly gotten humans in trouble in the past. The logic behind the attack at Pearl harbor is the US is already fucking with us, right? By throttling our access to stuff like fuel, they're going, we're going to wind up fighting them anyway. It's inevitable. And so we need to launch a first strike to stop their capacity to hurt us. You know, like it's the, it's the same logic, right, that, well, we have fight some sort of conflict is inevitable, so we might as well hit them first. It's our only chance to survive.

[B]

And I like, as a weird comparison to this, like, I spent a while kind of hanging out more on the streets when I was younger and the idea that like the way to survive the sort of like rough and tumble life of living under bridges or whatever is to like strike first is entirely incorrect. That is like, absolutely how everyone would like. Instead, like, I think about this time, you know, like, because like, you know, sometimes when you're outside, people like randomly, drunkenly try to fight you or something, right? And it's like literally learning. I'm not advocating pacifism here, but literally learning if someone just is looking for a fight and they punch you and you ignore them, that ends it, at least in my experience. Right, but if someone's actually trying to destroy you, you have to do something. So this is like the whole concept. Sorry, I'm just like thinking a lot about this as it scales up next into guns and then into nukes or wars or whatever.

[A]

Part of the problem with this kind of logic is that it's logic that's true sometimes. We've seen it be true sometimes, right? Like the sometimes being from the Cold War up to the present moment, the strategy of deterrence has worked, but that doesn't mean it always will, right? Because there's no one strategy that fits every scenario. And the problem is with nukes, you don't really have. You don't have room to do the less fucked up apocalyptic scenario. That's not really an option. Yeah, if you just take part of the problem.

[B]

If you take one nuke on the nose as a country, you can survive that. But then it's like it just. What is it just destroys the deterrence effect. And so then everyone's like, all right, well it's like free game on nuking you or whatever.

[A]

Well, I mean, you know, that's what the country would say would be political suicide, probably for whatever party didn't respond with a nuke. If you're talking from the US standpoint, if they got nuked, but also being willing to take a hit is the only way to stop the doom Luke that kills everybody. Yeah, exactly. And that also, that also predisposes you just having one nuke shot at you. Right.

And I think one of the things that does scary scare me most is not and this is something that could easily turn into the apocalyptic scenario, but something that starts as like. And this is kind of what the book Nuclear War Jacobson Theorize like talks about. But like essentially you get like a nuclear January 6th. Right. One nuke goes up, gets launched at or goes off in one country because of some sort of like weird stupid fuck up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That isn't going to be repeatable necessarily. Like it's easy to learn from. You could stop subsequent ones. But in the immediate wake of the fuck up this precedent is set that number one, there's a really high chance that it just immediately leads to everyone shooting everything because like nobody has perfect data on what's happening. They just know that like a nuke has gone off and everyone gets. So like if the country that gets nuked becomes convinced at any point they're under attack, they have about six minutes to choose to launch all of the missiles or not. Right, right. That's how it works for a US President. It's no different as far as we know really for Russia's president. Right, right. If that nuke goes off anywhere, you're gonna have like six minutes to figure out do I end the world over this or not. Right. And that's probably bad for us.

[B]

Yeah, I think it's a bad system. I'm just going to go ahead and.

[A]

Say probably one person in any country shouldn't get to make that call. Probably no one should have to make that call in six minutes. But that's the reality of the, of the technical reality of the systems we built. They don't have a lot of wiggle room, which is a problem.

[B]

Yeah, I'm glad I'm not the one in charge of designing the system, to be clear.

[A]

Mm, no, Sophie is. And that's why it actually works for me. Behind the Bastards has the most powerful nuclear deterrent of any podcast in the game. You know. Damn straight, motherfuckers. If the, if the pod save guys launch an ICBM, we can have 1100 missiles in the air in under six minutes.

[B]

This is why there's that new Cool Zone Media Podcast the Bastards behind behind the Bastards.

[A]

Wow. How did Robert assemble the most powerful nuclear arsenal in the podcasting game? Sophie.

[B]

The answer is Sophie. We all know that.

[A]

Yeah, the answer is Sophie bribed a guy at Fort Leonard Wood. Yeah, and it was surprisingly easy. Anyway, here's Ads.

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[A]

We're back and we're talking about where we are in 1945, right? We've been fighting the Japanese military for several years now. There's been this like really brutal island hopping campaign, several massive naval engagements, and it's led to a situation. My granddad was in it. Oh yeah? Which part of it?

[B]

He was a submariner in the South Pacific.

[A]

Yeah, that sounds like it sucked.

[B]

Oh yeah, he was a torpedo man. And literally the fact that I exist is an accident of. He stepped on a college application while repairing torpedoes on an island and he filled it out and he sent it out and then they were like, yeah, all right, we're going to send you to go be an engineer. And then his submarine didn't come back after he left, so he. It fell to the bottom of the sea. It's never been recovered. No one ever knows what happened to it.

[A]

Probably fine, then I'm sure they're all okay. Yeah. Probably around a farm upstate. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

All of his own buddies anyway. Yeah. South Pacific.

[A]

South Pacific. So by 1945, we've gone through a version of the same lessons that all of these guys learn in Europe, which is that a lot of what Duhei had said doesn't really work out. Right. We can't just bomb our way out of this. Naval power is important. And in fact, the aviation that's most influential in the early stages of the Pacific campaign are not long range bombers. It's Navy tactical aircraft. Right. Because that's a lot of these naval engagements come down to. Our carrier group finds their carrier group and we fucking kill the shit out of them with planes. But they're not doing like long range strategic bombing. You know, this is like really close combat in aeronautical terms, and it's pretty fucked up. And there's still a lot of work for infantry, right? No matter how much. Because we are bombing these islands like Okinawa and we're shelling them before we send in ground troops. But no amount of bombing and shelling is sufficient to clear all of the infantry out. Soldiers are able to, you know, they've got these bunker networks that the Japanese army has built these are sufficient enough that like we're not able to bomb them out. Right?

[B]

Tunnels is the future of end past of war.

[A]

Right? Tunnels always work really well.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And this is again, it's more refutation of this. All we need are bombers. Like no, you keep needing to send an infantry with fucking knives to clear guys out. Right? We haven't made the fucking knife obsolete. By 1945, like we're not doing everything with bombers. Duhei and his advocates had been irrationally optimistic. So that said, BY like early 1945, we've isolated the Japanese home islands. And Colonel Riccione in his piece summarizes the success of strategic bombing prior to 1945 of Japan's heartland. Quote, General Hansel commanding and directing bombing attacks on Japan and still unaware, despite his extensive European experience, that precision bombing was a myth attempted to use to destroy Japan's military industrial capacity. After three months of intensive precision operations, his B29 bomber force had destroyed none of the designated high priority targets. A failure that brought about his dismissal. Right. Three months of precision bombing. The Air Force is not able to destroy any of their high value industrial targets. Right. It just doesn't work. So they bring in Curtis LeMay and again LeMay is neither of these guys. Both these guys are both Hansel and Lemay are advocates of strategic bombing. Hansel is just saying it has to be tactical. It has to be like, you know, precision bombing, sorry. And LeMay is saying, nah, you just gotta fuck up everything, right? And his job is basically direct this air war to break the back of the Japanese without us needing to actually send in ground troops to invade the home islands. And he embarks on the most terrible bombing campaign of World War II. As Rossioni describes, it was General Curtis LeMay who put Duhei's theories to the ultimate test. All of Japan's major cities except for Hiroshima and Nagasaki were burned out with conventional weapons. LeMay starts his job commanding the air war against Japan. He is the youngest general in U.S. history. He gets the rank at age 36 after his work in Europe. The firebombing of Tokyo is his idea. Like that is his plan entirely. And when he takes the job, he tells his deputies, japan will burn if I can get fire on it. In the book Command and control, Schlosser writes, LeMay was involved in almost every aspect of the plan, from selecting the mix of bombs, magnesium for high temperatures, napalm for splatter, to choosing a bomb pattern that could start a firestorm. He is very nuts and bolts as a Commander, he is, he is, he is the personal architect. This is his great work is the firebombing of Tokyo. And he plans it to like the most like intimate degree. Parisian's article. Lemay studied the mission reports and reconnaissance photographs, realized that the Japanese had almost no air defense left, and sent 325 pilots loaded with jellied gasoline firebomb clusters over Tokyo in the early hours of March 10, 1945. You're going to deliver the biggest firecracker the Japanese have ever seen, he told his crews. As he waited impatiently for the bombers to return, he confided to Mikhail Way, who's like his adjutant basically in a war you've got to keep at least one punch ahead of the other guy all the time. A war is a tough kind of proposition. If you don't get the enemy, he gets you. I think we've figured out a punch he's not expecting this time. And the mission was a success. The US Strategic Bombing Survey estimated that probably more persons lost their lives by fire at Tokyo in a six hour period than at any time in the history of man. More than 90,000 civilians are killed and roughly a million are made homeless in one night of bombing. Hell yeah, America.

[B]

Wait a second.

[A]

LeMay continues to order more firebombings after this, consuming hundreds of thousands of men, women and children with flames. And the fact that we need to keep doing this maybe is a sign that like some of your attitudes about bombing aren't as accurate as you'd want. Certainly Duhei's been proven wrong by a pretty grand factor. But like German will didn't break until Hitler shot himself. And the Japanese are still. We just incinerated their entire capital from the sky. We killed more human beings in an hour than have ever been killed in history in a similar period of time. Probably. And they're still swinging. Maybe, maybe we've got some assumptions here that aren't entirely correct. Now that is not how anyone thinks. One of the men planning These raids with LeMay was a close subordinate of his, General Thomas Sarsfield. Power is literally General Power. Yes, he has a GI Joe ass name. And General Power is going to help to build the nuclear doomsday machine we all sleep alongside today. Right. Like he is one of the architects of this alongside lame. And the fact that he has a name, the name of a GI Joe character belies the fact that his backstory is pretty tank. His parents are Irish immigrants from branches of wealthier families started by second or third sons who left the home country to find their fortune because of how inheritance worked at the time, Thomas Power grew up working class in New York City. As a young adult, he entered the US Army Air Corps in 1928 when it was still a baby. Since this was a comparatively dull time for the US military, his career was pretty dull. Until World War II, power was a gifted officer and hard working. And so once the military starts expanding massively to meet the demands of the war, officers like him are promoted rapidly. Power sees combat for the first time flying B24 missions over Italy. He starts the war a major and he ends it. A Brigadier General and deputy chief of operations for all U.S. strategic air forces in the Pacific. Now, Power is not briefed immediately about the existence of nuclear weapons. LeMay is one of the first generals who learns about the Manhattan Project, who learns that we have a nuke. Now, he's not allowed to command the raid in person. He wants to, he tries to, but he's at this point too high ranking to be given that job.

[B]

The one or the Tokyo one?

[A]

The nuke one. Yeah. I mean, he's not allowed to command raids in person. In general. Right. Power, I think, is his guy doing a lot of that. And Power is the guy. Yeah, Power is the guy who is commanding the raid on Tokyo in person. Yeah. So I do think it's kind of worth noting in terms of how these guys are both thinking. They're still patterning their options. They've moved away from like the shit Eaker was doing, but they're patterning their operations largely off of how Bomber Harris had planned operations. Right. In Tokyo, as in Cologne, the military insisted its primary objective was the destruction of industrial buildings. But the Air Force planners working for LeMay in power picked targets based not on industrial density, but how well they thought given neighborhoods would burn. The B29 crews were informed that the purpose of the attack was to destroy small factories. But LeMay and Power both knew that was not the real target. And these guys have their way with the Army Air Corps in Japan for months. But final victory still proves elusive. We dropped more than 1600 tons of explosives on Tokyo on March 10th. And again, remember, Duhei had theorized 300 was enough to wipe out any city on the earth. But the Empire refused to surrender. LeMay's entire philosophy of war was that victory could be achieved through the application of long range bombing and the application of long range bombing alone. His only response when confronted with inconvenient facts like this isn't working was to escalate. In the book Fifteen Minutes, L. Douglas Keeney describes the general's escalating mania. LeMay bombed with an increasing sense of urgency. He bombed Tokyo, Nagoya, Osaka, Kobe, Kawasaki, and Yokohama. He attacked when and where he was ordered to, but when he was finished, he pulled names out of almanacs or off maps and bombed some more. In his view, the only reason runways had been built on Tinian and the only reason that B29s were fueled up and loaded with bombs. The only reason he was in the Marianas was to bomb Japan. 500 bombers against one city, 800 against another. 900 bombers today, a thousand bombers tomorrow. The only point was to end the war one factory, one city at a time. So intense were his operations that by the end of May, LeMay eventually exceeded the supply of bombs the United States Navy could deliver to him and was forced to take a break. I feel that the destruction of Japan's ability to wage war lies within the capacity of this command, LeMay wrote of the bomber forces he commanded.

[B]

I mean, just a. When you have a hammer, everything needs to get exploded.

[A]

Yeah. And when you have a thousand bombers, you can't really have any ideas that aren't dropping bombs on people. You know, that's what else matters.

[B]

The only other. I'm not trying to defend this, but the only other, like, primary option would be, like, getting a beachhead and then, like, trying to take this.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, that. And we'll talk more about that. Right? Like that. This is not. There's not any clear good options here. It's a war. There rarely are. But it's important to note that through conventional methods, his plan doesn't seem to be working. Allied war planners find themselves preparing for an invasion. Right. We're still preparing to send ground troops into Japan. Now, this is where you get a lot of debate. Right. In his book, Kini describes the plans for an invasion of Japan by the Allies as unnecessary. And I think he expresses what I'd call significant faith, faith that Japan was on the brink of collapse. This is not a conclusion shared by everyone, but I think there's a strong argument here. One of the issues that's already developing, as you can see, though, is that a lot of guys, even at this point, had already forgotten what had made bombing Japan possible. Right. Like, we're kind of narrowing it down to, like, okay, and we. We bombed, like, both sides of the nuke issue. One side is, like, we didn't need to nuke Japan because we had already destroyed so much of them through bombing the islands that, like, they were going to surrender anyway. And the Other side is Japan never would have surrendered unless nuked. And so we had to nuke them to avoid an even costlier invasion. Right. That's the basic argument. And both of these, if you're thinking in the grand strategic sense, ignore the fact that we only got to the point where we could bomb the home islands the way we were after defeating Japan in a series of more conventional engagements. Right. Just in terms of the. The whole strategic bombing is all we need thing was never correct. Right, Right.

[B]

Because they had to defeat them on the sea and on all the islands.

[A]

And like, by the point, the home islands were isolated, it was cave possible to defeat Japan just through bombing. Right. But there was a lot prior to that. Right? Yeah.

And so when Lame learns that we have an atom bomb and he hears how powerful this thing is, I think it kind of strikes him as salvation to his theory of warfare. Right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And yeah, this is kind of the prehistory of the modern argument that nukes are the only way to end Japan's willingness to fight. Right. And so bombs save lives. And part of why that gets started is it's really convenient for guys like Curtis LeMay. Right. It really helps a lot with the bets that they've been making in their careers. If this is the only way to end the war. That's not the only thing going on here. But they find it's very helpful. It's not a non factor here. How helpful this is to a lot of people's beliefs about how war already works that have kind of been proven wrong is that nukes kind of retroactively make them right. Yeah.

[B]

I mean, there's just such a different order of magnitude.

[A]

It's just. Yeah.

[B]

Going from a club to an AR15.

[A]

Yeah. And it's. And it's like, look, if someone's like all like. The only way to stop kids from like fucking with the plants in my yard is to hit him with a stick. And he hits kids with a stick and they keep fucking with his yard so he like, well, I have to shoot them. And that stopped it, like, totally. I don't know, man. Were there other things you weren't considering?

[B]

Could they have laid just to go back and pretend like, I'm in charge of World War II? Could they just lay siege to Japan and be like, we already beat you everywhere they were.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, that's what happened. Right. We cut off Japan. 90% of their merchant shipping had ended. Right. Like, we had cut them off pretty conclusively.

And that's one side of this argument. Is that we never needed to nuke them. There were other reasons. Largely, we wanted to scare the shit out of the ussr, Right? Yeah.

[B]

That's always what I assumed is basically like, we have a new toy. We need to prove that we're man enough to use it.

[A]

And part of why that gets so much support among military leaders is that getting access to these weapons allows them to continue fighting wars. The way they've been arguing is the only way we need to fight a war. Right. Like, oh, all that does matter is bombers. Now, right now, I don't really think it's productive to try to. To make an argument about whose view of the use of nuclear weapons was correct, you know, because there's not a. There's not a perfect answer to that. And a lot of it comes down to what you believe about ethics and Totally. Like, I would argue, even if it would cost the lives of a million soldiers, that's better than mass killing civilians for the human race. Like, it's just bad. It opens us up. Like right now, we're all 15 minutes away from the end of humanity. In part because decisions like this kept being made, and each one leads to a bigger decision that kills more people. And we probably shouldn't have started going down that road. Right? That would be like, my answer. But Lame felt very differently. He himself laid out his theory of warfare pretty succinctly. And this is a direct quote from the man. I'll tell you what war is about. You've got to kill people, and when you've killed enough, they stop fighting.

And this is like how the animating theory that the US Brings into basically every war. You know, we dress it up differently. Very few of our general staff will say straight up, that's what I believe. But this is what we thought in Afghanistan, and it didn't work. This is what we thought in Vietnam. This is what like, well, you just got to kill enough of the bad guys, eventually they run out of bad guys. And that's just not how things work. Really.

[B]

It's like the. That meme that's like. It's the everyone is 12 theory, right?

[A]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah.

[B]

But the thing is, though, that's frustrating because it's like, you know, people are always like, oh, you can't kill an ideology. And you're like, you know what? If you kill enough people who have an ideology, the ideology goes away for a very long time.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, you actually kind of can.

[A]

You can.

[B]

Humans are squishy and soft and easily killed. Defense is always harder than Offense. I don't know. I.

[A]

Well, I'm not defending this. I'm just sometimes, sometimes you do have to kill people and there are problems that you can kill your way out of. Right. That we have as a species. It's just not all you need to do ever. And it doesn't work a lot of the Most of the kill people to solve problems. Advocates are saying things like, well, if we bomb these people who are doing suicide bombings because they're angry about their living conditions enough, they'll stop bombing us. And like, well, but no, only if.

[B]

You kill all of them.

[A]

That's not really how it works in the long run. Yeah. Or this insurgency that is being supported by the local populace, if we make life miserable enough for the populace, they'll stop supporting the insurgents. Gotta be a no dog. Unfortunately, history is repeatedly shown it doesn't work the way you think it does. Right.

[B]

Isn't the whole modern theory of warfare is that basically people support whoever feeds them and you actually just feed people.

[A]

It helps sometimes. Again, there's no one size fits all theory of this is how you win wars. But when you're thinking of one size. Right. When you limit it to the all we need to do is bomb them, you're not gonna win the war unless you're using the bomb that kills all of the people everywhere. And that's where this leads. Is them all being like, well, the only way to effectively plan for war is to destroy the whole species. And then we don't have a war.

[B]

Yeah. Until we have the like planetary destructo button. Like that explodes the inside of the planet. We've hit the top. There's no more kill everyone button. We found the kill everyone button.

[A]

I feel like Margaret. The way we should govern is we should have a kill everyone button. And everyone has a. No, no, no. And everyone has.

[B]

What's the plot of Alfred Bester's Tiger Tiger?

[A]

I don't know. I haven't read that.

[B]

Oh, there's this old science fiction book. It might be called Tiger Tiger. I might be getting it wrong. The spoiler at the end of this, just to say. What I think you were about to say is that he basically gives everyone in the world the plants of how to make nukes and then we get world peace because everyone has mutually assured destruction on an individual level.

[A]

Oh, see, no, I.

[B]

It's entirely incorrect.

[A]

That was. That was a. I mean, yeah, I don't think that would really work very well. It's a fun idea for a story. No, my theory is, is you give everyone a chip that lets them all vote whenever like a vote is called about like whether or not they want to destroy the world or not. And if 51% of humanity votes to destroy the world, then a device goes off and it kills everybody. Right? So you have to keep life pleasant enough for at least 51. I feel like it's better than the system we have.

[B]

All right, what if that is actually always a ballot option on every elect.

[A]

Every vote, Kill everyone, yes or no.

[B]

So it's like do you vote Democrat, Republican or kill everybody?

[A]

Kill everybody. I didn't kill everybody. Might've won last year.

[B]

Yeah. Wait, no, I've changed my mind about this.

Anyway.

[A]

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We're back. Real warfare had proven that strategic bombing and precision bombing were both more difficult and less effective in practice than their advocates hoped. And nukes were an answer to these prayers. They were a weapon system that seemed to justify all of their duhei inspired theories of how aerial warfare ought to work. As soon as we use a nuke for the first time, there's this immediate loud and growing chorus of voices within the Army Air Corps that, like, maybe this is the only weapon we ever need in the future. And I want to read another quote from the book 15 minutes. The fact that Japan, while still in possession of a formidable and intact land army, surrendered without having her homeland invaded by enemy land forces represents a unique and significant event in military history. LeMay would later say General James H. Jimmy Doolittle agreed. The Navy had the transport to make the invasion of Japan possible. The ground forces had the power to make it successful. The B29 made it unnecessary, said General Hap Arnold. The influence of atomic energy on air power can be stated very simply. It has made air power all important. Right. So this is immediately. A lot of the most influential guys in the Air Corps are saying this is kind of all that matters in war going forward. Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, yeah, we finally figured it out. We were wrong last time, but like, we weren't ready yet, but now we're ready to make bombers. Be the only thing that you need. Yeah.

[B]

If you're wrong long enough, you become Right.

[A]

Right. Yes. That is how things work sometimes. And it may seem odd that I am not going into detail about the Manhattan Project and the guys who developed and built the first nuclear bomb, because you'd think if we're talking about the global nuclear doomsday device. The guys who made the first nuke are somewhat culpable for that. Right. And they are. I don't think their role is worth me covering here for a couple reasons. For one, there's been a pretty big budget movie recently about those guys. So I think there's a pretty high background level of understanding about, like the Manhattan Project right now. And more to the point, I don't place most of the moral blame on a potential global nuclear war on the Manhattan Project guys. I think you have to put yourself in the shoes of guys like Szilard, who we started the series talking about, right? These people who are watching the worst war ever happen and all of tens of millions die and they're being told, hey, if we build a bomb big enough, maybe we can stop this war. Right. Given the knowledge a lot of these guys would have had at the time. And these guys are not all high level state actors with access to complete information about the strategic scenario. Right. Given the level of knowledge they would have had to understand. I think participation in the Manhattan Project is understandable. Right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

At that stage. And to make that point, let's talk about a guy named Louis Slotkin. I'm gonna have to go back and get his name right. I corrected myself. I spelled it wrong at the start. I had a K in there. I fucked up. I'm sorry, I'll correct it later. Louis was Canadian by birth, but his parents were Yiddish speaking Jewish refugees from Russia's many pogroms. So he grows up in Canada and he does well enough as an undergrad that he's accepted to a PhD program at King's College in London. He excels there as well. The nature of his work is beyond me, but he won prizes for his continuous contributions to physics. Right. I don't understand what he was smart about, but it was physics and he was good at it. He earns a reputation, a rare one for an engineering nerd, as being an adrenaline junk. In the book Brighter Than a Thousand Suns, Robert Youngt says that Slotkin's colleagues at the time described him regularly going off, quote, in search of fighting excitement and adventure. He had volunteered for service in the Spanish Civil War more for the sake of the thrill of it than on political grounds. He's that kind of dude, right? He's a little bit of an adrenaline junkie. He gets hired by the University of Chicago in 1942. He is invited to the Manhattan Project, and he works directly with uranium and plutonium. Slotkin's particular expertise is in assembling the cores of atomic devices. This is very dangerous, high stakes work. And he seems to thrive on the thrill of it. I found one account of him by Martin Zelig quoting a colleague who worked closely with Slotkin. It was Friday afternoon and Lewis wanted to shut down the reactor to make adjustments to an experiment at the bottom of the tank of water, which was used to absorb radiation. We said that was impossible and we planned to shut down the reactor that weekend. When we came back on Monday morning, I found that Lewis had stripped down to his shorts, dived into the tank and made the adjustments underwater. I was appalled that anyone would take such risks. It shows what kind of a person he was. He was like a cowboy, but a good experimental scientist. So you've got like your cowboy nuclear engineer here, right?

[B]

Yeah. Who fought in the Spanish Civil War.

[A]

Well, who wanted to? Yeah.

[B]

Oh, I thought he did.

[A]

He doesn't quite make it. Yeah, I don't think he makes it over. And Louis is. He's. He's literally the guy who builds the core of Trinity, our first nuke. He's like, with his hands, he's made chief armor of the United States as an honor for this after the bomb goes off. Like, that's his job title. But the honors failed to make up for the downsides of his job. Like the fact that In August of 1945, he watched his good friend Harry Dalain, Daglan D A G H L A I N die a horrific death after.

There's this thing you have to do sometimes where you're switching out the core of a bomb. And I think this is basically at the time how you have it armed or disarmed pretty much. But you've got this thing known as the demon core, which is this plutonium gallium alloy bomb core. And these are insanely dangerous. The process of moving them is called tickling the dragon's tail for a reason. Because it's. It's this insanely like, if this thing falls or breaks in any way, you're dying a horrific death. Like, this is one of those rare things about nukes that's as dangerous as like the movie version would be. Like, if anyone drops this thing, it's a fucking. Like hell is unleashed in the room.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And his. So Slotkin's friend Harry dies this way. This nightmarish death from radiation exposure just a few weeks after Hiroshima. And at this point in time, we don't know much about radiation sickness as it involves nuclear weapons. Right. We've had very Little experience medically with this. Dallain's agonizing death provides Los Alamos researchers with some of their first hard data on acute radiation poisoning. Slotkin was shaken by the incident. And as the months after the. After the bombing flew by, he grew disillusioned with the US Military as an institution. You know, the sheer carnage of the first atom bombs may have influenced them. He helps build these with his bear. Not bear, but with his hands. And the bombings in Hiroshima and Nagasaki kill between 150,000 and 250,000 people is a general estimate. Right.

[B]

Yeah. You're trying to stop the Nazis, and then you were like, whoops, I helped.

[A]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[B]

I built the bomb that killed 100. 200,000 people.

[A]

150 to 250,000 people. Yeah. Like, that's gotta wear on your soul, even if you think it was necessary. Right. And it does look that way to a lot of these guys. Japan surrenders unconditionally less than a week after the bombing of Nagasaki. Right. And that probably balms some of their souls to an extent. But after victory in Japan, it becomes harder and harder for Slotkin to justify what he's doing, because the US Is now a nation at peace, and they're continuing to build nuclear weapons. And he is forced to grapple with a new reality, which is that the US does not have an enemy, and we are building a massive nuclear stockpile. Right. And military leaders, it's generals, who have direct control over those weapons. You know, they theoretically have to follow the president's orders, but there's nothing stopping them physically from utilizing those nukes. Right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. And he also is aware, being reasonably well read, because these guys are just talking about this, that a lot of these military leaders believe overwhelmingly that the use of nukes is to break the will of an enemy population through mass destruction of the civilian populace. Right. Like, I mean, those things are used for how we're using them. Yes. It's not hard to imagine why he may have felt compelled to change his career. He committed to that course of action in 1946, and we'll discuss what happened to him in a little bit.

[B]

He became a podcaster.

[A]

He became a podcaster. The very first. Yes.

[B]

The only thing worse.

[A]

Yes. Yeah. The only thing worse than a nuclear weapons engineer. He now works on Pod Save America. Yeah. Really, the only place to go. The only downward trend you can take. That's the only podcast name you can remember today. I don't know a lot of podcasts, Sophie. I don't know a lot of podcasts what else is there? Last podcast on the left. Cool People who Did Cool Stuff by Margaret Killjoy. Well, those are. I'm. I'm not going to. To say that a nuclear engineer joined one of our podcasts. Sophie, that man has so much blood on his hands. We don't need that kind of heat. Fair enough. I'm not going to start a war here. Yeah, well, you don't have to start a war if you have enough nukes. That's why we can feel confident that the Chapo guys are never going to nuke us first, is because we always keep a fleet of Cool zone media nuclear subs off the coast of wherever those guys live.

[B]

Sophie is just trying to wash her hands of work that she did all the work for.

[A]

Yeah, getting all those nukes in our hands. Sure. So tired, everyone.

Anyway, I'm just making the point that I'm not really going into detail on all the Manhattan Project guys, because I don't think that they deserve nearly as much blame as the guys who consciously built the global nuclear doomsday device. Right now. There is overlap. There are some people who were on both teams, and one of the guys who was on both teams was General Leslie Groves. He is the military minder for the Manhattan Project scientists. He is their producer, for lack of a better word. Sophie, you know, one of the great producers in all of history, Leslie Groves.

[B]

There's a play about it called the Producers.

[A]

Yeah. That is largely about him and his time in Manhattan. Why'd you gotta say it like that? Why'd you gotta put my name in there? It's kinda accurate. Sophie. In 1942, a lot of people call Leslie Groves, the Sophie Lichterman of the Manhattan project. Robert, in 1942, General Groves gives a lecture to a group of civilian scientists. This is when we're kind of trying to get people on board the Manhattan Project. He gives a lecture and he's basically trying to convince. He's talking about why we should build a nuke. And part of the lecture is he has to convince these scientists why, if we get a nuke, other countries won't immediately start trying to develop nukes, leading to, like, a nuclear arms race. And he says, no, no, no. Once we've got a nuke, everyone will be too scared to try to get a nuke. And he described his reasoning as fear of counter employment. Right. This is why. And this will evolve into, they won't use a nuke if we've got enough nukes, because they know that we'll use them in return. Right. But it starts with, no one will even try to get one, you know, because they'll be so scared of our nuke. You just move the logic when it proves ineffective. That's how logic works. So, yeah. Yeah. Promises like this have been key to weapons development since the creation of the machine gun and dynamite. And after Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the logic shifted. We now had to assume our adversaries would develop a nuclear arsenal, so we'd have to expand ours until it was sufficient to destroy the enemy. Right. Before we have a nuke, we're like, no one will even try to get these after we have them. And then as soon as we set one off. So obviously, everyone's gonna have one of these. We gotta get enough of them to stop. Stop them.

General Omar Bradley summed up the general thinking among the brass after World War II. And this is Bradley talking in 1945, our greatest strength lies in the threat of quick retaliation, the event we are attacked. And the only retaliation Bradley believed would be atomic. Quote, the A bomb is the most powerfully destructive device known today. As a believer in humanity, I deplore its use. And as a soldier, I respect it. And as an American citizen, I believe we should be prepared to use its full psychological and military effect towards preventing war and if we are tact towards winning it. Right. And a pillar of Bradley's. And this is how all these guys talk to this day in a lot of ways, which is like, look, the only job of a. You know, a president should not have any actual, like, role in how we operate as a military. His job is to decide when we're at war. The civilians decide when we go to war, and then we should be the ones who decide how to win it. Right. Like, that's a very common school of thought among military people, especially in this period of time. And you get part of the danger is that, like, well, then when war is on the table, the guy whose job is to advise the president on war has only been thinking of nuking everybody. Right? And maybe that's bad.

[B]

Well, what's funny is that, okay, so in this, as an American citizen, that's why I care about nukes. Right, Right. And it. It gets back to what Welles. I think I. I have an inverse conclusion as Wells, but you look at this and you're like, well, the end of national borders seems like the only way out of this mess. Maybe I'm wrong about this, but it's just interesting that Wells used it as, like, therefore, we're gonna have world government, you know, and since he's like that type of socialist that's like his hope for it, but it's just like. I don't know, maybe. Maybe I'm being too utopian of, like. Well, it's the national borders. It's the idea that, like, there's this us versus them. Anyway, whatever.

[A]

I'm just. No, no, no, I. Yeah, I get it. I agree.

Yeah. So a pillar of Bradley's logic here is the understanding, which for him is reflexive, that the US Would not attack first. Right. And you do have to understand that a lot of these. Because this is even though the only.

[B]

Country that ever has.

[A]

Right? Yes. I'm not trying to argue for this from a logical standpoint.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

Yeah. But his understanding for why we need to be ready to kill everything everywhere if we get nuked is that we will be nuked first. Right. He's only everything in terms of defense. And this is not where the logic is now. So this is important. Initially, the argument by guys like Bradley is that if we are nuked, hundreds of thousands of Americans or millions will be dead. Right. We might nearly all be dead. And so the only response we can prepare for is an overwhelming nuclear one that will wipe out the enemy in a similar level. Right. That's not where things are today. We. No one waits. No one's policy among the two primary nuclear powers. Neither policy is wait until we have a bloody nose to calculate our strike back. Right. That is important, you understand, but it's important to understand that's where a guy like Bradley is starting from. And what became our current nuclear strategy diverged from Bradley's purely defensive strategy when guys like General Leslie Groves started pondering what the future had to bring. Groves described a theoretical nuclear war as unendurable and believed that the existence of nuclear weapons made such a war unthinkable. But that wasn't just a statement of recognition. It was a strategic plan. In order to protect itself, Groves thought, the US had to make the concept of nuclear war unthinkable to its enemy. And this is going to end. This is going to start with, well, we need to have some nukes of our own. Well, we need to have bombers that are spread out and always ready to take off. And those planes need to always have bombs in them so that it could cut down the amount of time it would take them to get into the air so that we can guarantee we'll have a response. And if we can guarantee that we'll have a response no matter how quickly the enemy bombs us first, then they'll never bomb us because they know that they're going to get nuked back into the stone age in return. Right, right, right. But then where we go from here is that. Well, actually with ICBMs and shit, it's not enough to just have planes on the Runway. You need to always have some planes in the air and some, some subs at sea that are nuclear armed and ready to strike. Which means you always have planes with live nuclear bombs flying. Right. You see how the logic starts in this with Bradley. There's a reason, there's some, some rationality in if an enemy kills millions of us, we need to be ready to strike back. And the only possible strike back is going to be cataclysm because we've been nuked. Right, right. And it goes to. We always have to have planes in the air and submarines in the ground with live nuclear missiles 100% of the time.

And you get there very quickly. That escalation chain hits that point as soon as the technology becomes available. Right. To an extent, it drives the technology. In 1945, military leaders in the US started putting forward variations of a battle plan that called for simultaneous nuclear attacks on multiple cities. Dale O. Smith, an Air Force colonel, wrote an article for Air Force Quarterly Review where he described this sort of strike, simultaneously hitting a bunch of enemy cities as a bullet to the heart. Smith wrote, the most effective air siege will result by concurrently attacking every critical element of an enemy's economy at the same time. If all critical systems could be destroyed at one blow, so that recuperation were impossible with any foreseeable time. There seems to be little question that a nation would die just as surely as a man will die if a bullet pierces his heart and his circulating system has stopped. Another military planner wrote that his primary concern was, quote, the bomb's potential to break the will of nations and peoples by the stimulation of man's primordial fears, those of the unknown, the invisible, the mysterious.

[B]

So it's just the same shit that they've been saying, but at a bigger scale.

[A]

Yeah, well, and it's interesting how you this, that last guy is almost writing as like, we need to create the supernatural figure of death, death and make it real in order to ensure that no one will ever fuck with us basically.

But yeah, it is. We've gone from, you have to destroy enough of an enemy's civilian population that they lose the morale to fight. That doesn't work. Doesn't really work anywhere. Maybe it works in Japan at the very end. Right. Highly debatable.

But. But it hasn't really turned out so. No. We just have to kill all of their civilians. Right. And we have to be always ready to kill all of their civilians. Otherwise, someone might kill all of our civilians.

We get there very quickly. And in terms of how quickly we get there after the bombing of Hiroshima but before Nagasaki, World War II is not over yet. General Groves receives a list from US Army Air Forces of potential targets for subsequent nuclear strikes. In the book 15 minutes, Keeney writes, quote, highlighted were 40 key or leading cities, each assigned a priority for destruction. A map accompanied the chart, and on it were drawn lines that showed the likely penetration routes for the A bomb carriers. The 40 cities were in the Soviet Union. We're still allied with them, and we're putting forward plans for the strategic annihilation of Soviet cities in 1945 before we bomb Nagasaki. They're talking about the possibility. Right. If you want to wonder how much of this was to scare the Soviets also, that's on the table. In 1945. We're still fighting with them, like, allied.

[B]

I mean, that guy's like, we're always fighting the last war, but they're also always fighting the next war.

[A]

It's the. I mean, just in other cause. I don't. I'm not a Soviet Union, Stan. But the amount of bad faith the US Is engaging in from the beginning and our relationship with them is fucking not.

[B]

Yeah. Like, I understand why they wanted the nuke.

[A]

Yeah. I get why they were paranoid about us nuking them. We really wanted to nuke them.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So all of what's happening comes as a nightmare to the man who'd helped set everything into motion, Leo Szilard. He seems to have seen what was coming before the first bomb was dropped, after LeMay began his firebombing campaign. I think maybe this is just a situate. He saw what a bombing on that. That scale would do. Right. And he decides he had been wrong, really. Like, maybe not wrong about trying to get a nuke before the Nazis got it, but that it shouldn't be used under any circumstances. And he starts protesting the slaughter of Japanese civilians by US air power. In June of 1945, Leo leads a group of scientists from the University of Chicago to send a report to the Manhattan Project leadership. In it, he requests that they demonstrate their nuclear weapon for the first time in an uninhabited area. Right. So before we bomb Hiroshima, he has a letter, a report sent to the Manhattan Project, being like, please don't set this off for the first time in a city full of people, like, set it off in the middle of nowhere to scare Japan into surrendering. Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now, we don't do this, there's a few reasons for when we're not sure the bomb's gonna work. And it would be really bad if we promised Japan the biggest bomb ever. And then nothing happens. Right. So there's a worry of that.

Now, Szilard, his justification for why we need to not murder a city with a nuke is that it'll harm the US's reputation going forward and it'll set off a deadly chain reaction. Right. If the first use of a nuclear weapon is in war, destroying a civilian city, Szilard believes, quote, this new means of indiscriminate destruction will spark an arms race and soon every powerful country will want a nuclear arsenal of their own, and the entire survival of humanity will be impaled. Like, if we start by nuking a city.

We have no sort of moral standing to be like, don't. But none of you use these, right? You guys stay away from them. We'll keep ours. But you guys don't build them. You can trust us not to use them, Right? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck.

[B]

This is less than a hundred years ago is like the other less.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Thing. Like, I've met people who, you know, are older than this.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

You know?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Some of you listening are older than this.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. There must be a couple. Right. It's good stuff. So, you know, Szilard starts off being the guy who sends Roosevelt a letter saying, we need to build this thing. And he ends out being like, under no circumstances can we use these things. Please don't embark down this road to madness.

[B]

That poor man.

[A]

Yeah, it's fucked up. And another poor man is Louis Slotin. So Louis Slotin finds himself increasingly horrified. In March of 1946, he writes to a friend. I had become involved in the Navy tests, much to my disgust. The reason for this is that I am one of the few people left here who are experienced bomb putter together. He's already disgusted at being with the Navy. He doesn't like what he's doing. In an article for the Beaver, a Canadian publication of record, Zelig writes. Writes, despite his seeming zeal, there are hints that Slotin might not have been enamored with atom bombs per se. In a 1982 Winnipeg Free Press story, journalist Val Wearer writes that Slotin's father was astonished to hear after Hiroshima that his son had been working on the atomic bomb. The response was, we had to get it before the Germans Winnipeg lawyer Israel Ludwig, Slotin's nephew, recalls his mother saying that Uncle Lou was troubled by what he was doing in Los Alamos in November of 1989. Philip Morrison, in a terse note to me scribbled at the bottom of my letter of inquiry to him, wrote that he and Slotin talked a good deal about war and peace. So he is, he is starting to. He's come pretty quickly after the war, decided that, like, this is not a good path to be going down. And he puts his notice in at los Alamos in 1946, upset at the future that he sees looming for his troubled part child. Tragically, just days before he would have quit, Slotin performs a demonstration of the same basic tickling the dragon's tail technique that had so recently killed his friend. He's teaching a new guy how to do it. History repeated itself. Slotin drops the core and he throws himself in front of the new guy to take the brunt of the, of the radiation. And he like, within hours he's vomiting and like, his body is starting to turn into soup. They keep him alive for nine days in the hospital, but there's never any hope. It would have been kinder to shoot, Shoot him in the head.

[B]

I knew a kid who survived Chernobyl and was living in the US and was like, a kid and was like, going to die of Chernobyl.

[A]

Oh, God, yeah, Cool stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And one of the. I mean, Slotin's an amazing guy. As soon as he realizes what's happening, everybody else evacuates. He knows that he's been exposed to too much to evacuate. He immediately draws a map of where everyone had been so that when they're researching what had happened to him, they can gain a better understanding of how nuclear radiation kills people. That's his, like, immediate action is to, like, sketch out where everyone was when the device went off.

[B]

Live by the science, die by the science.

[A]

Yeah, like, he's consciously being studied. He, like, knows that he's trying to be a better. At least get something out of his death. Yeah. Annie Jacobson describes it in a, like, the aftermath of this in a harrowing way in her book Nuclear War a Scenario. The mess inside Slotin's dead body was like a sea of rotten soup. His blood was uncoagulable at autopsy. One of the doctors wrote in a classified postmodern report. The radiation poisoning had caused the near complete loss of tissue that once separated one of Slotin's organs from the next. Without this lining, his organs had merged into one so bad don't build the Torment nexus. Don't build the Torment nexus. You might wind up suing.

[B]

Fuck.

[A]

Cool. Anyway, Margaret, how are you feeling about nukes? Jesus, Robert.

[B]

You know, I'm pretty excited that if we should have more fuck, it could be completely gone.

[A]

It happened this second.

[B]

Yeah, well, you know, quantum immortality says that I'm going to continue to live in a timeline where I don't die this way.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, it'll probably be fine. It'll probably be fine.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Right? Yeah.

[B]

I don't know, it's so interesting because fear of nuclear annihilation was such an important part of my parents generation's lives, and watching it creep back in is not fun.

[A]

No, but it.

[B]

I don't know. I don't know where I'm going with this. It's just, it's a, it's a nightmarish thing, but it, it's so frustrating because you look at this, it's that game theory shit that all of the worst people, you know, are excited about.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, it's like if you take any lethal weapon self defense class, they're like, the best way to win a gunfight is don't get into a gun, avoid.

[A]

A gunfight at all. It's the same way to win a knife fight. Really. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Best way to win a knife fight is to run before the knives touch anybody. Yeah.

[A]

Is to be nowhere near a knife fight.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're a winner of a knife fight every day.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. And it's just so frustrating because it's. I don't know, I've been, I've been, you know, I, with my podcast, cool people, did cool stuff, talked a lot about the, you know, early punk and the, the stuff that led into a lot of modern protest movement stuff, and a lot of it is from the anti nuke movement.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it, it's confusing to look at from the modern perspective, but if you put yourselves in the shoes of like, the kids who grew up in this, you're like, yeah, no, that actually just makes a lot of sense.

[A]

Well, yeah, I mean, we could talk about. Because a lot of the fear of nuclear power is because of how prominent the fear of annihilation from nukes. And if they never start out being a weapon for killing civilians, maybe there's not the kind of resistance to nuclear power which could have avoided a lot of problems vis a vis climate change. Right. You know, maybe that's, maybe not. But I do think that a lot of our fears, which are not fully rational, there are some rational fears regarding nuclear Power. But a lot of it is just people are scared of nukes for other reasons.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know, Margaret.

We probably shouldn't always have a doomsday device. I will say, where I differ from a lot of people right now, and this has become increasingly the case the more I've studied it, I'm not really more worried about Trump being the president than anybody else in regards to that.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I think maybe, I guess maybe there's an argument, maybe he'd be dumb enough to try and make a limited nuclear strike. Right. Or maybe his policies in terms of the military are degrading readiness to a degree that might make it likelier for one of these missiles to wind up in the wind or something. Certainly the fact that we are now like both the US And Russia are talking about resuming nuclear tests is bad. But in terms of how would Trump behave if he was put in that you've got six minutes to destroy whether or not to kill everyone on earth scenario? I'm not sure anyone's more competent than anyone else in that scenario.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Fair. Right. It's fundamentally, and this is something Jacobson points out in her book, is that that when you talk to. Because a lot of guys whose job was in the nuclear weapons end of thing for the Department of Defense or for the, like, the Strategic Air Command, like, a lot of those guys have versions of the same thing, which is that, like, the president didn't. The president at my time, they've said this about multiple presidents. The presidents that I dealt with never seemed very interested in it. They didn't ask questions. They didn't want to know much. They didn't like thinking about it. Right.

[B]

That's. That's what I would do if I was the President, as I would not want to think about it. And like, like. And. Well, we haven't told anyone about your run for president yet, but we'll talk about that later.

[A]

Yeah, we'll talk about that later. I'm going to use them.

[B]

Yeah. We know defensively we're going to go and dry up the lakes ahead of time.

[A]

Yeah. It's a defensive first strike on the lakes.

[B]

The thing that maybe I shouldn't be worried about, the thing I worry about. People always talk about AI destroying humanity because it will take control of the weapons. That's not what I'm worried about. But people have been worried about that for decades. Right. I'm worried about AI taking control of the military systems that track things and do stuff.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And hallucinate an icbm? Like.

[A]

Yeah, because we've had that happen the analog way. Right. Someone's put in the wrong tape and they've accidentally started a training mission that. It looks like ICBMs are headed towards our, like, variants of that have happened to the US and the, the Soviet Union. Right. Yeah. And human decision making is largely what stopped a catastrophe from happening. And the impulse to remove humans from it is really bad. I don't believe in Skynet. I think it's silly to believe that like, oh, this AI will automatically seek to destroy humanity. I think it's very reasonable to be like, well, if we connect AI to any of this at all, it's just gonna amplify the chances that somebody fucks up in a way that ends with the nukes all going off. Right, Right. Yeah, you've just, you're making the, you're making it more complicated and that increases the odds that we kill everybody every time.

[B]

Yeah. It makes more mistakes than people, which is embarrassing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because we make a lot of mistakes.

[A]

And this is, you know, you've had both Obama and Biden promised during their runs to basically take us a little bit back from where we always stand on the escalation ladder to like change our policies so that we would not, not basically our policy would not be launch the nukes as soon as we get scared. And neither of them did anything. You know, and this is, there's a couple of stories like that. One of the things Jacobson talks about is that like once North Korea started using ICBMs and it became clear that because you can't really stop an ICBM, we have these, we have like 40 something of these intercept missiles that are supposed to be able to shoot down an ICBM, but they don't. They have like a 50% success rate in like tests. But that's even overstating it because the way they work, they're not even bombs. They're dumb, they're bullets. They have to hit the missile directly while it's in flight. And if they don't, you miss by an inch, you miss by a mile. Right. Like.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And we have very few of them, so the odds of us. And we would have very little time to actually deploy any or have them ready.

[B]

Yeah. And that new movie is actually pretty well researched about. I can't remember what it's called, but I watched a couple of weeks ago and it.

[A]

Yeah, I've heard it's good, but the fear in me. We should be scared. We should, we should not be doing Anything the way that we're doing it when in regards to nuclear weapons. But if history is a guide, we're going to keep doing it. So, anyway, people should check out your podcast. Cool people who did cool stuff.

[B]

Yeah, while they can.

[A]

Yeah, while they can. They should check out our Pathfinder tabletop gaming episodes of it could happen here on our book club weekend show. That's fun. That'll distract you briefly at the looming apocalypse that awaits us all. Yeah. And for other distractions from the apocalypse, keep listening to podcasts. Don't think about how bad things are. Don't think about the fact that literally nothing can save you if the nukes all fall, there's no defense. There's no prepping for it. There's just death on a scale almost incomprehensible. Don't think about that. Think about podcasts.

[B]

Just remember that you were going to die anyway.

[A]

Sure. Yeah.

[B]

Tell your friends you love them.

[A]

Tell your friends you love them and tell them to listen to behind the Bastards and cool people who did cool stuff. That's what's most important.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Even if you can't tell them you love them, tell them about the podcast that you love.

[B]

Yeah, that's actually a way to tell people you love them. If you can't struggling to say I love you, just say, listen to cool people who did cool stuff and behind the Bastards.

[A]

Or take their phone, like when they're asleep, use their face to unlock and subscribe automatically to all of our podcasts on their phone. Jesus Christ. Yeah, Sophie, that's like a third of our listeners. Robert, we gotta end the podcast. Yeah, we're done. Bye.

[B]

All right, bye, everyone.

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