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Welcome to the behind the Song podcast, taking you deeper into classic rock's most timeless tunes. Here's your host, Janda. You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. I'm Janda, and in this bonus episode of the behind the Song podcast, let's review a tune we hear every year when thanks Rolls around, a talking blues story based on a real life incident, Alice's Restaurant Massacre by Arlo Guthrie Arlo Guthrie is, of course, the son of folk music legend Woody Guthrie, one of the most revered protest singers in American history, a man who wrote this Machine Kills Fascists on His guitar, and who wrote our unofficial national anthem, this Land Is yous land in 1944. A huge influence on Bob Dylan and many others who came after him, Arlo Guthrie is one of eight total Guthrie children and the second oldest from Guthrie's second marriage to Marjorie Greenblatt, a professional dancer in New York City, where Arlo was born. After Woody Guthrie died from Huntington's disease in 1967, Marjorie founded what became the Huntington Disease Society of America to combat the illness that Guthrie suffered from for years, of which very little was known at the time. And it was in 1967 that Arlo Guthrie, at just 20 years old, followed in his father's footsteps by releasing his debut album, Alice's Restaurant, with the title track being so long that it takes up the entirety of side one of the album. It's a full 18 minutes and 34 seconds long, a protest song that brilliantly lampooned the process by which the Vietnam War draft was conducted. It's a satirical take on an event that happened to Arlo himself. Wildly exaggerated and hilariously clever, he wrote what is possibly the funniest account of the catch 22 that surrounds bureaucratic process, and in so doing gave us all food for thought. Which is fitting, considering it's a Thanksgiving song, after all, even if it only barely mentions the holiday itself. Alice's Restaurant Massacre is the full title of the song. The word massacre is a term that has its roots in the Ozark Mountains, a sarcastic way of describing something that is so wildly messed up that it begs disbelief. The song starts with Arlo finger picking the melody and the progression on his guitar, a style he learned from his friend, folk icon Pete Seeger, and blues legends like Mississippi John Hurt. And then the opening lines of the song declare that you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant, but then explains that it's not a song about Alice's Restaurant at all, but it is a song about a woman named Alice and a restaurant and how everything started two Thanksgivings ago, when he and a friend went to visit Alice in the bell tower of a church she lived in near a restaurant with her husband Ray, and Fasha the dog. Upon visiting, they discovered that nobody had taken the garbage out for a very long time, so they decided to take the garbage to the city dump and packed it in the back of a red Volkswagen Microbus and they were on their way. But the dump was closed on Thanksgiving, so they drove off looking for another place to deposit all the garbage. They came to a cliff and saw a bunch of garbage at the bottom of it and decided to throw theirs down too. Then they drove back to the church and had a Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat and thought everything was hunky dory. Until the next morning when they got a phone call from Officer Obie, who informed them that their name had been found on an envelope in the illegally dumped garbage. And after a long conversation with the police officer, they were told to come down to the police station. When they arrived, they they were arrested and driven to the scene of the crime. Now, this all really happened to Arlo Guthrie, who on Thanksgiving Day in 1965, brought his friend Richard Robbins to pay a visit to Alice and Ray Brock, who worked at The Stockbridge School in Stockbridge, Massachusetts. Stockbridge was a private music and arts school where Arlo himself had graduated from. The Brocks were certainly artistic. She was a painter, he was an architect, and they lived in a church where they often have their friends stay while they were in town. The church was built in 1829 as the St. James Chapel, and years later, Guthrie bought it and turned it into the Guthrie Center, a non denominational interfaith community center. And Alice did own a restaurant called the Back Room prior to the song's release, which was close to the church. Upon arrival that Thanksgiving Day, Guthrie and Robbins did decide to help the couple out by taking out their garbage and not finding the dump open on Thanksgiving, dumped it illegally, for which they were actually arrested by Police Chief William J. Obenheim, or Officer Obie, on the basis of finding an envelope addressed to Ray Brock in the pile of illegal garbage. The arrest was written up in the local newspaper, the Berkshire Eagle, the next day, and it went down on Guthrie's and Robin's permanent record. The song goes on to describe the great investigative lengths that the police went through to collect evidence of the crime, including aerial photography, and Guthrie and his friend were thrown in jail. Alice came and bailed them out, and then they all headed to court the next day. The judge in the song had a seeing eye dog with him, so since he couldn't actually see any of the photographic evidence collected by the police on this case, he fined them $50 and sentenced them to pick up the garbage. And all of that was true or based on truth. Alice Brock did come to bail the two out of jail, and they were fined and ordered to do community service as punishment. The trial was presided over by Special Judge James E. Hannon, who was actually blind, leaving Guthrie wide open to relate that fact to the term justice is blind. In the next part of the song, Guthrie sings that he's actually not here to talk about blind justice, but about the Vietnam War draft, and he describes going to a building on Whitehall street in New York City for a physical examination after receiving a draft notice. He arrives hungover, said a bunch of crazy stuff that made him sound totally psychotic and was drafted anyway, and that's all based in real life. Arlo Guthrie did receive a Vietnam War draft notice not long after the Thanksgiving arrest, and in those days, resisters of the draft would concoct all kinds of ways to avoid having to enlist. On the advice of his brother, Dwayne Gregg Allman famously shot himself in the foot to avoid the draft, and many young men Tried various ways of dodging it by acting insane or by showing up intoxicated to the enlistment officer. Guthrie appeared with his notice at the Armed Forces Annexation and entrance station at 39 Whitehall street in New York City, where during the long examination process it appeared that he would in fact be drafted no matter what. But there was one thing, and one thing only that saved Guthrie from the draft. As the song goes on, he explains that during the process of inspection, he. He was asked one question. Had he ever been arrested? And of course he had, for dumping the garbage. So he was made to sit with a group of really hardened criminals, a motley crew of others who had admitted to being arrested during the draft inspection. And he was told to write out what he had been arrested for, which was, in essence, littering. So he filled out the the Massacre, detailing the arrest account. And when he flipped the paper over, he saw written there a question whether or not he had rehabilitated himself from his criminal ways, which upset him. And he marched over to the sergeant and basically said that that was a funny question since he would be required to do all kinds of things in the army fighting in Vietnam that might go against morality, while his only crime was. Was one case of being a litter bug. In the song, that doesn't sit well with the sergeant who says that they would be sending his fingerprints off to Washington. And at this point, Guthrie suggests that if anyone else finds themselves in the same situation to get two or more people together to sing the line, you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant to the officers, suggesting that their voices raised in song together would make them appear to be a collective organization, a movement, an unenlistable resistance group with strength in numbers. This part of the song is based on truth, too. In 1967, when so many young men were being drafted into service to fight a war they didn't understand, Arlo Guthrie was rejected from serving in the armed forces for a littering arrest when so many young men were trying everything they could to dodge having to join up. He was declined for dumping garbage on Thanksgiving Day over a cliff in a small town in Massachusetts as a favor to a friend in the original lyrics. In this part of the song, Guthrie used a word that is derogatory toward homosexuals, which was later changed because it's so offensive. It was used because at that time, homosexuality was also grounds for rejection to the draft, making a person ineligible. Over the years, Guthrie has re released the song several times and updated those lyrics. By using the word in the original lyrics, Guthrie was pointing out the absurdity of policy at the time. You could arrive drunk with your draft notice and get enlisted. But there were some other things that would equal automatic dismissal, and they were often very hard to rationalize. Arlo Guthrie has said that the song isn't about Thanksgiving, that it's not an anti war song, but rather a song about resisting stupidity. He said in an interview with npr, thank God that the people that run this world are not smart enough to keep running it forever. The song was made into a movie in 1969, written and directed by Arthur Penn, who directed Bonnie and Clyde. Guthrie played himself in the film the Real Alice Brock. The Alice in the song passed away at age 83 in 2024. She was a children's book author and she wrote a cookbook, which makes sense since in the song she made a Thanksgiving feast that couldn't be beat. She passed away on November 21st of 2024, very close to the Thanksgiving holiday. Alice's Restaurant Massacre was selected for preservation in the National Recording Registry by the Library of Congress as being culturally, historically or artistically significant. In 2017. It remains Arlo Guthrie's best known and most beloved song, a cynically funny blow up of bureaucracy that continues to entertain. Arlo Guthrie has said that his family doesn't listen to Alice's Restaurant at Thanksgiving time, but that he's grateful that people enjoy it and that if radio stations are going to play one song of his a year, he's glad it's his longest song. And what would Woody Guthrie, the legend who proclaimed that his guitar and the words he put to music could kill fascists? What would he say about his son's epic monologue? Sing along? Arlo Guthrie said this in an interview with the Atlantic. I can imagine the smile on his face is all I can say, because I know he would have enjoyed at least the sense of humor. I'm Janda wishing you and yours a happy Thanksgiving. Thanks for listening to this bonus episode of the behind the Song podcast. If you like it hit, subscribe on the way. Much more classic rock and roll It.
Episode: Alice’s Restaurant: The Thanksgiving Massacree
Host: Janda Lane (Gamut Podcast Network)
Release Date: November 26, 2025
In this Thanksgiving-flavored bonus episode, host Janda Lane delves into the history, context, and enduring classic status of Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree.” The song—equal parts irreverent protest anthem, satirical comedy, and slice-of-life Americana—serves not just as a quirky holiday tradition, but as a biting commentary on bureaucracy, the Vietnam War draft, and the absurdities of 1960s American culture. Janda explores the real-life roots of the song, Arlo Guthrie’s artistic legacy, and why this seemingly oddball 18-minute tune continues to captivate listeners every November.
Woody Guthrie’s Influence:
Janda opens by connecting Arlo Guthrie’s lineage to his iconic father, Woody Guthrie, describing Woody’s influence on protest music and figures like Bob Dylan.
“Woody Guthrie... one of the most revered protest singers in American history, a man who wrote ‘This Machine Kills Fascists’ on his guitar...” (Janda, 01:19)
Arlo’s Debut and Song Length:
Arlo debuted with the 1967 album Alice’s Restaurant, its title track famously spanning 18 minutes 34 seconds, occupying the entire first side.
“A protest song that brilliantly lampooned the process by which the Vietnam War draft was conducted. It’s a satirical take on an event that happened to Arlo himself—wildly exaggerated and hilariously clever.” (Janda, 01:51)
Thanksgiving Day 1965 in Stockbridge, MA:
Arlo and friend Richard Robbins visit Alice and Ray Brock. Unable to deposit garbage at the closed city dump, they toss it off a cliff, believing no harm done.
The Arrest:
The next day, Police Chief “Officer Obie” connects them to the crime via an envelope found in the refuse and arranges their arrest.
“...they were actually arrested by Police Chief William J. Obenheim, or Officer Obie, on the basis of finding an envelope addressed to Ray Brock...” (Janda, 06:41)
Infamous Courtroom Scene:
The trial’s judge was blind (“justice is blind”), found them guilty, fined them $50, and sentenced them to pick up the garbage.
“The judge in the song had a seeing eye dog with him, so since he couldn’t actually see any of the photographic evidence... he fined them $50 and sentenced them to pick up the garbage.” (Janda, 08:08)
Draft Physical Absurdity:
After the arrest, Guthrie describes (and experienced) the surreal process at the Whitehall Street Armed Forces center—appearing with “a bunch of crazy stuff” to avoid the draft.
Rejected...for Littering:
Ultimately, Arlo is deemed ineligible for military service because of his arrest for littering—a sharp, satirical blow to the draft system’s logic.
“But there was one thing, and one thing only that saved Guthrie from the draft. As the song goes on, he explains... he was asked one question: Had he ever been arrested? And of course he had, for dumping the garbage.” (Janda, 11:39)
Call for Group Resistance:
In the song, Arlo fantasizes about a movement where people sing the refrain at the draft board, overwhelming the bureaucracy with their collective voice.
Outdated and Offensive Lyrics:
The original recording included a pejorative term for homosexuals, since at the time, homosexuality also disqualified someone from the draft. Guthrie would later revise these lines.
“By using the word in the original lyrics, Guthrie was pointing out the absurdity of policy at the time.” (Janda, 15:44)
Not Just an Anti-War Song:
Guthrie insists the song’s true subject is “resisting stupidity,” not simply Thanksgiving or anti-war.
“He said in an interview with NPR, ‘thank God that the people that run this world are not smart enough to keep running it forever.’” (Janda, 16:10)
Film Adaptation & Local Lore:
The song was turned into a 1969 film with Arlo in the lead. Alice Brock, the real muse, became a beloved figure and author, passing in 2024 near Thanksgiving.
Enduring Status:
“Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” was inducted into the National Recording Registry in 2017 for its cultural and artistic significance.
“It remains Arlo Guthrie’s best known and most beloved song, a cynically funny blow up of bureaucracy that continues to entertain.” (Janda, 18:05)
On Family Tradition:
Guthrie himself notes that while his family doesn’t listen to the song at Thanksgiving, he’s glad it’s appreciated—especially as “his longest song.”
“If radio stations are going to play one song of his a year, he’s glad it’s his longest song.” (Janda, 18:22)
“‘I can imagine the smile on his face is all I can say, because I know he would have enjoyed at least the sense of humor.’” (Arlo Guthrie, quoted by Janda, 19:27)
On the Satirical Power of Protest:
“A protest song that brilliantly lampooned the process by which the Vietnam War draft was conducted... the funniest account of the catch 22 that surrounds bureaucratic process.”
(Janda, 01:51)
On the Real-Life Legal Absurdity:
“The judge in the song had a seeing eye dog with him... he fined them $50 and sentenced them to pick up the garbage.”
(Janda, 08:08)
On Bureaucratic Irony:
“You could arrive drunk with your draft notice and get enlisted. But there were some other things that would equal automatic dismissal, and they were often very hard to rationalize.”
(Janda, 16:00)
On Resistance:
“He said in an interview with NPR, 'thank God that the people that run this world are not smart enough to keep running it forever.'”
(Janda quoting Arlo, 16:10)
On Family and Longevity:
“If radio stations are going to play one song of his a year, he’s glad it’s his longest song.”
(Janda, 18:22)
On Woody Guthrie’s Reaction:
“‘I can imagine the smile on his face is all I can say, because I know he would have enjoyed at least the sense of humor.’”
(Arlo Guthrie quoted by Janda, 19:27)
Janda narrates with warmth, wry humor, and a reverence for the peculiarities of classic rock history. The episode blends deep research, cultural context, and storytelling to shine a light on what makes “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree” an enduring Thanksgiving—and protest—classic.
This episode is a feast of surprising detail, humor, and context for Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree,” exploring how a real-life act of minor mischief became a legendary satire of American bureaucracy and draft-era absurdity. Janda Lane pays tribute to the Guthrie legacy, the quirky, memorable figures behind the song, and the strange alchemy by which an 18-minute talking blues became a holiday institution—and a reminder of the importance of questioning authority with both music and laughter.