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earlier this week, Bloomberg reported, and I quote, that Meta is developing plans for a cloud infrastructure business that will sell access to its AI computing power and models. A few weeks after CEO Mark Zuckerberg said at its annual shareholders meeting that he thought that Meta had a use for its compute but it could sell it if it didn't. I genuinely love that he said that. It's like I think I spent $100 billion for a good reason. Dunno yet though, and there's no other sensible way at least to interpret this news other than that Meta is admitting that it overbuilt its GPU capacity after five different reorganizations of its AI team, a $14 billion acquisition of Scale AI for no imaginable reason, multiple versions of their loathsome pervert glasses and celebrity faced AI chatbots that have led an old man with dementia to his death. I'm not kidding. I'll link you to that great Jeff Horwitz piece from Reuters. In reality, Meta never had any reason to get into AI other than the fact that Zuckerberg is a directionless oaf that can never be fired from the company, surrounded by loathsome yes men like Boz, Adam Mirsky and Javier Olivan who cater to his everywhere and say yes to any idea, no matter how goddamn stupid they are. Every time I hear from somebody at Meta, they vibrate with sadness and despair, lost in a company that exists as a large social experiment to try and conjure up more ad revenue for a platform designed to engage far more than build any meaningful connections. AI bulls and the recently concussed argue that this is actually a smart move because now Meta can monetize its AI capex, the kind of ridiculous thing you say when you like big tech, are fundamentally out of ideas and horribly desperate. Meta is doing this because Meta has no idea what to do other than to try something, anything to make some money out of these God damn GPUs. The real question is who Meta will sell to and how much it will sell. Epoch estimates that it has around 1.61 gigawatts of total capacity as of the fourth quarter of 2025. And if that's the case, it's invariable that it gets snapped up by either Anthropic or OpenAI. And by the way, when that happens, we're at the top. We're done. Wrap this bad boy up. And if it doesn't do that, I'm not sure what the demand looks like outside of those two companies, who I estimate take up anywhere from 70% to 85% of all global AI compute. Meanwhile, the information reports that Nvidia is offering, and I quote, financial backstops to young cloud providers that rent its GPUs in exchange for a share of their revenues, a euphemism for literally paying their customers to buy their stuff. This is a direct admission that Nvidia doesn't see there's a diverse or rigorous demand for AI Compute and that the only way that these horrible little Neo clouds can ever run a business renting out GPUs is by letting them latch onto the side of Nvidia like a parasite. It's blatantly obvious that demand doesn't exist at scale for AI Compute, that the only real customers are two bulbous fail sons, Anthropic and OpenAI, that lose tens of billions of dollars a year with no path to profitability. This is not a real industry, but a reflection of the desperation and directionlessness of a tech industry that's run out of hypergrowth ideas. After giving up on investing at the seed stage and chasing out those who actually build real things, this industry deserves the punishment that's coming for it. The debt fueled hyperscaler Capex no, it loads refused cash dump has pumped a global stock market and left the world invested in an impossible payoff of trillions of dollars of revenue. Well, that will never exist. Everybody involved in inflating this bubble should be ashamed of themselves. Everybody who refused to heed my warnings in favor of the mythologies of Amazon Web Services and Uber should know that they are partly to blame for the chaos that will follow. This was blatantly obvious years ago. It was obvious before I started this show. It's been so obvious for so long. I've got better at this. I've got more nuanced in my arguments, but my arguments have stayed the same. There is no business model in generative AI. There is no way of serving inference at scale in a way that is consistently profitable and People will argue about this and people will have the little natterings on their various blogs. I won't read them. I've got stuff to do. Sorry. But the truth is that everything I'm saying has been coming true. I've been trying to warn people. All of you, I know I'm speaking to an audience that kind of gets it already. All of you have been sticking with me and I love it. I was just on cnbc, did a great hit there. I'll link to it in the notes. Hate to link to Twitter, but it's one of the only places I can actually upload it without going dmca. But I think you're really going to like that interview. And the fact that the mainstream is finally opening up to these stories is a sign that we're wrapping this up. And they're trying to kind of layer on the news and layer on the stories that say, hey, we didn't fall behind this. We were on this. And good on them for doing it, albeit a little too late. In fact, I think all of the kind of bubble discussion is too little too late. And now, Glammy Scammy Klammy Klamath, we love glamour. We don't like Clemantha. He wants to give 5% of OpenAI to the US government, I assume in exchange for money. And I know some of you are going to say that's a lineup to a bailout. No, it isn't. It'll require congressional approval. And this is at a time when AI is one of the least popular things in the world with voters. And also no one wants to give $40 billion to goddamn Sam Altman. All signs to this. All signs point to this. I mean, blowing up sometime I think in the next six months. And I feel like I've been saying that for about six months, but we're seeing the desperation start and we're hearing these conversations happen. I think things are going to get weird. Things are going to get very weird. And next week we've got a great joint episode with the Trash Future crew talking about Masayoshi Son's goose filled shareholder speech and the collapse of the AI hype cycle. You're going to love it, I promise. Thanks for listening. Zitron out.
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Podcast: Better Offline – Cool Zone Media & iHeartPodcasts
Host: Ed Zitron
Date: July 3, 2026
In this solo monologue, Ed Zitron breaks down recent revelations that Meta (formerly Facebook) is planning to sell access to its vast surplus of AI computing power, highlighting how this reflects deeper issues within Big Tech’s AI strategy. Zitron’s analysis is scathing and sharply critical, examining why Meta overbuilt its infrastructure, how the AI compute bubble is unsustainable, and what this signals for the broader tech industry. He also invites listeners to consider the consequences of growth-at-all-costs thinking, private company hubris, and the lack of clear business models in generative AI.
[00:52] Zitron quotes Bloomberg: Meta is launching a cloud infrastructure business to sell its AI compute.
"I think I spent $100 billion for a good reason. Dunno yet though." [01:18]
Zitron’s reaction: Meta is “admitting that it overbuilt its GPU capacity" after mass reorganizations, a reckless $14B acquisition (Scale AI), and failed consumer AI products (like “loathsome pervert glasses” and AI chatbots).
Noteworthy example of AI gone awry: Zitron references a Reuters piece where a “celebrity faced AI chatbot” led to tragic consequences.
"Meta never had any reason to get into AI other than the fact that Zuckerberg is a directionless oaf that can never be fired from the company, surrounded by loathsome yes men..." [01:54]
Claims that "everyone at Meta vibrate[s] with sadness and despair," describing the company as a profit-seeking “social experiment... to conjure up more ad revenue.”
"...this is actually a smart move because now Meta can monetize its AI capex, the kind of ridiculous thing you say when you like big tech, are fundamentally out of ideas and horribly desperate."
[03:22] Epoch estimates: Meta’s total compute capacity at ~1.61 GW as of Q4 2025.
"When that happens, we're at the top. We're done. Wrap this bad boy up." [03:44]
Outside of these two buyers, “demand doesn't exist at scale for AI Compute," debunking the hype behind generative AI as a real industry.
Nvidia is offering "financial backstops" to cloud providers (euphemistically “paying customers to buy their stuff”), showing a market with little actual, widespread demand.
"The only real customers are two bulbous fail sons, Anthropic and OpenAI, that lose tens of billions of dollars a year with no path to profitability. This is not a real industry..." [04:21]
The AI/compute bubble: fueled by over-optimistic debt and stock speculation, with "everyone involved... should be ashamed."
Critique of the tech investment herd mentality, referencing how seed-stage innovation has been abandoned for “debt fueled hyperscaler Capex.”
"There is no business model in generative AI. There is no way of serving inference at scale... profitably." [05:09]
Zitron claims he’s been issuing warnings for years—only now is the mainstream “finally opening up to these stories," but it's too late.
"All of the kind of bubble discussion is too little too late." [05:34]
Zitron references OpenAI and its CEO Sam Altman's alleged offer to give the US government a 5% stake (likely in hopes of federal money)—"this is not a bailout, it'll require congressional approval."
AI is currently “one of the least popular things in the world with voters. And also no one wants to give $40 billion to goddamn Sam Altman.”
Predicts an industry shakeout "in the next six months," noting rising desperation.
"I think things are going to get weird. Things are going to get very weird." [06:32]
On Meta’s AI strategy:
"Meta never had any reason to get into AI other than the fact that Zuckerberg is a directionless oaf that can never be fired from the company, surrounded by loathsome yes men..." [01:54]
On industry delusions:
"AI bulls and the recently concussed argue that this is actually a smart move because now Meta can monetize its AI capex—the kind of ridiculous thing you say when you like big tech, are fundamentally out of ideas and horribly desperate." [02:40]
On Nvidia’s maneuvering:
"A euphemism for literally paying their customers to buy their stuff. This is a direct admission that Nvidia doesn't see there's diverse or rigorous demand for AI compute..." [03:55]
On the generative AI industry:
"This is not a real industry, but a reflection of the desperation and directionlessness of a tech industry that's run out of hypergrowth ideas." [04:21]
On the bubble's inevitability:
"Everybody involved in inflating this bubble should be ashamed of themselves... This was blatantly obvious years ago." [04:55]
On his continued warnings:
"I've got more nuanced in my arguments, but my arguments have stayed the same. There is no business model in generative AI." [05:09]
Ed Zitron delivers a fiercely critical and at times darkly humorous analysis of Meta’s move to sell its idle AI compute, framing it as evidence of a directionless, over-leveraged tech industry floundering in the post-hypergrowth era. He paints the current AI bubble as both unsustainable and widely ignored until recently, with major players like Meta, Nvidia, Anthropic, and OpenAI all implicated in a cycle of hype, excess, and lack of real business models. His message: the reckoning is coming, and the time for self-congratulatory narratives is over.
Up next: Zitron promises a joint episode with the Trash Future podcast exploring Softbank’s AI ambitions and further dissection of the AI hype cycle’s collapse.
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