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hello and welcome to this week's Better Offline Monologue. I'm your host, Ed Citro Tron. Better Offline Now I want to be abundantly clear about something. It is illegal to throw a Molotov cocktail at anyone and it's morally objectionable to do so. I explicitly and fundamentally object to the recent acts of violence against Sam Altman. These acts of violence are not something I endorse in any way. I'm also glad that nobody was hurt. It's also morally repugnant for Sam Altman to somehow suggest by stating that we should de escalate the rhetoric and tactics around AI criticism that the careful, thoughtful, determined and eagerly fair work of Ronan Farrow and Andrew Morantz is any way responsible for these acts of violence. Doing so is a deliberate and cynical attempt to chill the air around criticism of AI and its associated companies. I do, however, agree with Mr. Altman that the rhetoric around AI does need to change. Both he and Mr. Amadeiy Van Thropic need to immediately stop overstating the capabilities of large language models. Mr. Altman and Mr. Amadei should not discuss being scared of their models, as they have both done so since 2023, or being uncomfortable that men such as they in control unless they wish to shut down their services. Or they should also definitely not say that their models are conscious or suggest that they have emotions. Either Anthropic is particularly guilty of this. These men should immediately stop misleading people through company documentation the models are blackmailing people or, as Anthropic did in its Mythos system card, suggest the model has broken containment and sent a message this was not the case. It was in a completely separate instance to the container it was messing with and it was instructed explicitly to do so. This is an act of deceiver seat that is scaring people. These men must stop discussing threats to jobs without actual meaningful data that is significantly more sound and rigorous than jobs that might be affected by AI at some point someday. But for now, we've got a champ bomb. Mr. Amadei should immediately cease any and all discussions of AI, potentially or otherwise, eliminating 50% or any level of white collar jobs as Mr. Altman should cease predicting when superintelligence might arrive as Mr. Amadei should actively reject and denounce any suggestions of AI creating a white collar bloodbath. This dangerous rhetoric is scaring people. Those that defend AI labs, and indeed people I've spoken to are anthropic, will claim that these are difficult conversations that need to be had when in actuality these conversations engage in dangerous and frightening rhetoric as a means of boosting a company's valuation and garnering attention. If either of these men truly believed the things they were saying were true, they would do something about it other than saying you should be scared of us and the things we're making and we're the only ones brave enough to say anything about it. These conversations are also nonsensical and misleading when you compare them to what large language models can actually do. And this rhetoric is a blatant attempt to scare people into paying for software today based on what it absolutely cannot do and will not do in the future. It is an attempt to obfuscate the actual efficacy of a technology as a means of deceiving investors, the media and the general public. Both Altman and Amadei engage in the language of AI doomerism as a means of generating attention, revenue and investment capital, actively selling their software and future investment potential based on their ownership of a technology that they say disingenuously is potentially going to take everyone's jobs. Now, based on the reports from his Instagram, the man who threw the Molotov cocktail at Sam Altman's house was at least partially inspired by if if anyone builds It, Everyone Dies, a doom of porn fantasy written by a pair of overly verbose dunces spreading fearful language about the power of AI inspired by the fear mongering of Altman himself. Altman once suggested that Eliezer Yudkowsky might deserve the Nobel Peace Prize one day. I also think we need to be clear about the circumstances and the rhetoric that led someone to do this and why. The AI industry needs to be well aware that the society they're continually threatening with job loss is one full of people that are very, very close to the edge. This is not about anybody being deserving of anything but a frank evaluation of cause and effect. Many people feel like they're being fucking tortured every time they load social media. Their money doesn't go as far. Their financial situation has never been worse. Every time they read something, it's a story about ice patrols or a near nuclear war in Iran, or that gas is more expensive, or that there are more worrying things happening in private credit. Nobody can afford a house, and layoffs are constant. One group, however, appears to exist in an alternative world where anything they want is possible. AI people can raise as much money as they want. They can build as big a building as they want anywhere in the world. Everything they do is taken so seriously that the government will call a meeting about it. Every single media outlet talks about everything they do. Your boss forces you to use it. Every piece of software forces you to at least acknowledge that they use AI too. Everyone is talking about it with complete certainty, despite it not being completely clear as to why they're doing so. As many people writhe in continual agony and fear. AI promises but never quite delivers some sort of vague utopia at the highest cost known to man. And these companies are, in no uncertain terms, coming for your job. That's what they want to do. They all say it. They use deceptively worded studies that talk about AI exposed careers to scare and mislead people into believing LLMs are coming for their jobs, all while spreading vague proclamations about how said job loss is imminent, but also always 12 months away. Altman even says that jobs that will vanish weren't real work to begin with, much as former OpenAI CTO Mira Murati said that some creative jobs shouldn't have existed in the first place. These are people who sell a product with no benefit comparable on any level to its ruinous trillion dollar cost both financially and to the environment, and are able to get away with anything and get anything they want. At a time when those who work hard are given a kick in the fucking teeth, sneered at for not using AI that doesn't actually seem to make their lives easier, and then told that their labor doesn't constitute real work by people that don't appear to do anything other than go on fucking cnbc. At a time when nobody living a normal life feels like they have enough, the AI industry always seems to get more. There's not enough money for free college or housing or healthcare or daycare, but there's always more money for AI compute. Regular people face the harshest credit market in generations, but private credit and specifically data centers can always, always get more money and more land. AI can never fail. It can only be failed if it doesn't work. You simply don't know how to use AI properly and will be at a huge disadvantage despite the sales pitch being this is intelligent software that just does stuff. 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Regular people feel ignored and like they're not taken seriously and the people being given the most money and attention are the ones loudly saying we're richer than anyone has ever been, we intend to spend more than anyone has ever spent and we intend to take your job. Mentally unstable took them seriously? Did they not think that people would be angry? Constantly talking about how your company will make an indeterminate amount of people jobless while also being able to raise over $162 billion the space of two years and taking up as much space on earth as you please is something that could send people over the edge. Every day the news reminds you that everything sucks and is more expensive. Unless of course you're an AI where you'll be given as much money as you want and told you're the most special person alive. I can imagine it tearing at a person's soul as the world beats them down. And I will say that what they did was a disgraceful act of violence. But what do you think happens when you goad people for years and years and years and accumulate so much wealth? Unstable people in various stages of torment act in erratic and dangerous ways. The suspect in the Molotov cocktail incident apparently had a manifesto where he had listed the names and addresses of both Altman and multiple other AI executives and per cnbc, discussed the threat of AI to humanity as a justification for his actions. I'm genuinely happy to hear this person was apprehended without anyone being hurt. These actions are morally wrong and are also the direct result of the AI industry's deceptive and manipulative scare campaign, one promoted by men like Altman and Amadei, as well as Doomer fan fiction writers like Yudkowski and of course Daniel Coco Tachlow of AI 2027, both of whom have had their work validated and propagated via the New York Times. And Kevin Roose, who should feel fucking ashamed of himself forever ever platforming these freaks. It's a disgrace. And on the subject of dangerous rhetoric, I think we need to reckon with the fact that the mainstream media has helped spread harmful propaganda and that a lack of scrutiny of said propaganda is now causing genuine harm. I also do not hear any attempts by Mr. Altman to deal with the actual documented threat of AI psychosis and the people that have been twisted by large language models to take their lives and those of others. These are acts of violence that could have been stopped had ChatGPT and similar applications not anthropomorphized by design and trained to be friendly. I genuinely believe that these things should not be able to have conversations that shouldn't happen. They should act like computers, they should act like software. These people have deliberately made that not the case. They've deliberately tried to make them friends and are now trying to wash their hands of their responsibility. No, no, it wasn't an act of violence inspired by Ronan Farrow publishing a piece about Sam Altman. It was the result of a years long publicity campaign that has since the beginning been about how scary the technology is and how much money its owners make and how many jobs they intend to take as a result. I separately believe these executives and their cohort are intentionally scaring people as a means of growing their companies and that these continual statements of we're making something to take your job or we need more money and space to do it could be construed as a threat by somebody that's already on the edge. I agree that the dangerous rhetoric around AI must stop. Dario Amade and Sam Altman must immediately cease their manipulative and disingenuous scare tactics and begin describing large language models in terms that match their actual abilities, all while dispensing with any further attempts to extrapolate their future capabilities. Enough with the fluff, enough with the bullshit. Stop talking about AGI. Start talking about this like regular old boring software. Because that's all that ChatGPT and Claude are in the end, if Altman wants to engage in good faith criticism, he should actually act in good faith. And the same goes for Dario Amadei. This starts with taking ownership of their roles in a global disinformation campaign. It starts with them recognizing how the AI industry has sold itself based on spreading mythology with the intent of creating unres fear. And it starts with Altman and Amaday and their ilk accepting any responsibility for their actions. I'm not holding my breath.
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Host: Ed Zitron
Date: April 17, 2026
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This solo monologue by Ed Zitron sharply critiques the rhetoric and marketing strategies employed by elite figures in the artificial intelligence (AI) sector — specifically Sam Altman (OpenAI) and Dario Amodei (Anthropic) — and their responsibility for fostering public anxiety and dangerous outcomes. Zitron explores how AI leaders, mainstream media, and “doomer” commentators contribute to a social climate primed for instability, resentment, and even violence.
AI Industry’s Fearmongering as Grift (05:00–07:00):
Quote: “If either of these men truly believed the things they were saying were true, they would do something about it other than saying ‘you should be scared of us and the things we’re making and we’re the only ones brave enough to say anything about it.’” (04:17)
Ordinary People Vs. AI Elite (07:00–09:45; 12:15):
Quote: “At a time when those who work hard are given a kick in the fucking teeth...AI companies can get as much attention as they need, their failings explained away, their meager successes celebrated like the ball dropping on New Year’s Eve.” (08:45)
Critique of Media Platforming “AI Doomers” (14:30–15:30):
Lack of Industry Ownership (15:35):
AI companies ignore harms like “AI psychosis,” and make bots intentionally anthropomorphic, then disclaim responsibility for bad outcomes.
Quote: “They’ve deliberately tried to make them friends and are now trying to wash their hands of their responsibility.” (15:55)
Ed Zitron (02:12):
“It is illegal to throw a Molotov cocktail at anyone and it’s morally objectionable to do so. I explicitly and fundamentally object to the recent acts of violence against Sam Altman.”
Ed Zitron (03:57):
“These men must stop misleading people through company documentation...It is an act of deceiversy that is scaring people.”
Ed Zitron (05:10):
“This rhetoric is a blatant attempt to scare people into paying for software today based on what it absolutely cannot do and will not do in the future.”
Ed Zitron (08:45):
“At a time when those who work hard are given a kick in the fucking teeth...these people are able to get away with anything and get anything they want.”
Ed Zitron (14:50):
“Kevin Roose...should feel fucking ashamed of himself forever for ever platforming these freaks. It’s a disgrace.”
Ed Zitron’s episode is an urgent, passionate critique of how the AI industry’s leaders and their PR apparatus inflate fears and fantasies around AI to serve institutional interests, while ignoring or even fostering real-world psychological and societal harms. He demands an end to manipulative rhetorics from both AI executives and sensationalist media, pushing for transparency, truthfulness, and a return to describing software in realistic, unglamorous terms.
“Enough with the fluff, enough with the bullshit. Stop talking about AGI. Start talking about this like regular old boring software. Because that’s all that ChatGPT and Claude are in the end.”
— Ed Zitron (16:20)