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What's up? It's Better offline and I'm your host, Ed Zitron. It's your better offline monologue for the week. Auto Offline. Folks, it's been a long few months and I've taken the vast majority of this week off to recover after writing about 100,000 200,000 words in the last few months, not even including my upcoming book, the Haters Guide to Silicon Valley, coming out in 2027. If you want to support my work, I'm currently doing a week long sale for the premium newsletter 10 bucks off the annual rate for life. That'll be in the notes. Please do if you feel like supporting me, do that newsletter the podcast are now my principal source of income. It's happened. The era of smiles has begun. Join me and receive the bounties of Words every week except this one as a Take the week off. So let's begin. And I wanted to start by saying how you, the listener, might help me. First of all, my signal is EZITRON76. The things I'm looking for right now that would help me are anthropics, S1, or any and all documentation of its cloud, spend and financial condition. Especially if you can get me something from Amazon web Services or Google Cloud that shows me how much this company is spending. That'd be very, very helpful to me, as would any and all information about the AI revenues of any major tech company that aren't public knowledge and any and all about the cloud spend of OpenAI, Anthropic Perplexity or any other major AI startup. And of course, any of the financials of any AI startup you can get me. The same goes for token spend at any corporation. Please use signal, Please take photos of any documents. Do not send me PDFs, do not send me documents for your safety and for mine. And please, please, please do not send me stuff that's already public. This isn't because I'm chiding you. I'm just saying people get excited and that they want to help and they send me stuff that's already out there. I've probably already seen it. I'm a freak. I'm looking at this stuff all day. All right folks, let's roll to the actual monologue. So earlier in the week I put out a 15,000 word piece called the OpenAI Bubble, a massive guide to how OpenAI is the cause, enabler, and justification for the entire AI bubble writ large and how everything kind of collapses when it dies. I wrote it because I've heard a lot of people say it's an OpenAI bubble, not an AI bubble, over the last year as a way of waving off potential detractors suggesting that OpenAI could collapse and else would be left behind. And fine, you live in a bubble yourself if you think this way. That's a crazy way to live one's life. And please, please, please stop emailing me about the bailout. I already I've gone over the summit toast. Anyway, in truth, OpenAI is the largest consumer of AI compute accounts for over $800 billion. Remaining performance obligations across hyperscalers and Neo clouds, the people that rent out AI GPUs and basically just exist to funnel Nvidia money and likely over $100 billion of the future revenues of Broadcom and Nvidia themselves. I go into detail about it in the piece, but I kind of wanted to go over it a little today. In Today's monologue too. OpenAI is also a material risk to both SoftBank and Oracle. If OpenAI can't go public, SoftBank is going to face a massive liquidity crisis. It has $45.9 billion in debt that matures within the next 12 months, and they'll either have to refinance it or pay it. Except that's going to be much more difficult because they've jettisoned most of its valuable stocks in T Mobile and Nvidia, all while pushing up against the limits of what it can bor its holdings in the chip maker arm, which it bought, I think back in 2023 for $32 billion. It went public at $50 billion, but the holdings are worth hundreds of billions of dollars. Except that's kind of a problem, which I'll get to in a minute. But SoftBank will never truly go bankrupt. That doesn't mean it's not a problem if OpenAI fails, because it would be put in a historic crisis, one worse than the dot com bubble if where Masayoshi's done a bit everything like Geocities and even the horrors of 2022 and 20 funds had losses of what, $32 billion? Back then, SoftBank had plenty of other valuable stock and ways to raise debt. They had the Alibaba stock, they had their holdings in Betfair and other things like that. Except most of that is gone now. And now S and P Global has downgraded its outlook to negative, which means they think they might actually downgrade its credit in the future. And just to be clear, they specify that the reason that S and P did that was OpenAI. They said the words. They literally said it was the case. Except now what the hell is SoftBank meant to do? It doesn't have anything else to flog really, other than its ARM stock. And the problem there is that SoftBank is the largest holder of ARM stock in the world, which makes it difficult for it to liquidate too much without spooking the market. Think of it like this. If the largest holder of a stock says I'm just going to start selling it off for liquidity, it officially stops being about the stock in question, but the company selling it the value of AAM will turn into a bet on whether SoftBank can afford to pay its own bills. It's already taken out a bunch of margin loans on the stock, and further loans will be difficult to raise for the very same reason. While it will be likely rescued by the bank of Japan and other local financial institutions, there has never been a more dangerous time for Masayoshi Son. Check out my haters guide to SoftBank. I know it's a premium thing, but there's a deal going on. It's a beautiful deal. I'll stop doing the Trump impression now and get onto one of his friends, Oracle. Now, in Oracle's case, its entire Future rides on OpenAI's ability to pay it about $70 billion a year in annual revenue. And that rides on Oracle's ability to build about 7.1 gigawatts or so of data center capacity in the next two or three years. I'm not kidding. It's genuinely that's what they need to do. Oracle and OpenAI have a $300 billion contract that's meant to have started on June 1, 2026, with said coming from the Stargate data centers that Oracle is building for Clammy Sammy. That's right, Mr. Altman. Clamule. We don't like him. The problem, of course, is that 7.1 gigawatts of capacity needs to be built and barely 400 megawatts of it actually exist. And that's in Stargate Abilene, a project that broke ground in the middle of 2024 and was meant to be done either the end of last year or a couple of weeks ago. And everything I hear from the people inside Oracle is that they keep firing all the people who know how the fucking business works. It's a terr thing for them. Oh, and another thing is that Oracle literally warned in its annual report that it may or may not get paid by OpenAI. And that said non payment would potentially also mean that it couldn't lease the GPU capacity to anyone else. As in no one else really exists that could buy it and if they did manage to sell it to them, it'd be at a massive loss. Is that good? Also tell me, is it good that S and P Global also downgraded Oracle just one step above junk grade? They're barely investment grade credit wise for now. Fallen angel status Incoming. Maybe I'll explain what that means in another monologue. You don't really care. Let's get to the funny stuff though. Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle. Well, sorry, chairman of Oracle CEO is currently two different Mr. Bean type characters. He's also used 346 million of his 1.16 billion Oracle shares for an estimated $21 billion of margin loans, personal ones, just to be clear. Otherwise, he has about $10 billion in cash and $15 billion in Tesla shares. 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So to explain A margin loan works by offering up a certain amount of shares as collateral, a little like a mortgage. So if you were taking out a 25% loan to value loan for $1 billion, you'd offer up about $250 million in stock, maybe a little more, depending on how volatile it is. When the value of said stock drops below a certain amount, you get forced to do something called a margin call. Well, a margin call happens to our main where you're forced to proffer up more cash to cover the shortfall, or far more likely in Ellison's case, give up more Oracle stock. The problem that Ellison faces is the very same one that SoftBank has with ARM. He owns 40% of Oracle's shares, which means that liquidating them would be very difficult. If he started selling them off the market would say, oh Christ, is he going to sell his 40% holdings in Oracle? Sell. Sell it all. The piss index is crashing. And to make matters worse, he's collateralized over $50 billion worth of Oracle shares, the ones I mentioned earlier. Which means that if Oracle's stock drops below, say, I don't know, $60 a share, he'll be put in a vicious cycle where he'll either have to hand over more and more shares to cover the shortfall, or worse still, have to sell them to keep up. Hey, hey, stop laughing Stop it. Stop laughing. Mr. Ellison is in real trouble. Larry Ellison could be in a real pickle. Stop it. I just kidding. Fuck Larry Ellison. Anyway, the worst part is that OpenAI doesn't even have to collapse for this to happen. The AI bubble isn't based on anyone's actual revenues, productivity or ROI. No hyperscaler actually reports their AI revenues. Oracle kind of bundles them within OCI, their infrastructure bucket. And outside of OpenAI and Anthropic, the industry is actually incredibly small, revenue wise. Very loud and annoying though. The markets have conflated a capex bubble, as in buying GPUs and the surrounding gear for data centers with a thriving AI industry. Which is a nice way of saying that the current slate of prices for Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Meta and Oracle, their current AI focused bumps, are based on vibes and mania. Vibes can break. Mania subsides. All it takes for things to go pear shaped is for the market to believe, to become convinced that Oracle won't get paid by OpenAI. For them to start dumping the stock, all they have to believe is that all of that CapEx, all of that negative, negative cash flow is just for nothing, is for a company that either won't exist or won't be able to actually afford all of that data center capacity. Every time I say this out loud, I feel crazy. The biggest myth though about Oracle is that it's this healthy, profitable business and that this AI thing is just yet more good stuff that they've added on top of, when in fact, every other business segment other than renting out AI GPUs is either plateaued or in active decline. Meaning that Oracle's entire future rides on whether it can monetize its fin dom relationship with Nvidia and Jensen Huang. And really, Oracle's story is fundamentally insane. Right now it's spending $340 billion or more on AI data center capacity for one client, OpenAI, in the hopes that OpenAI can bring it $70 billion a year in revenue for a contract that began a month ago. Except most of the capacity is barely under construction, and because Data centers take 18 to 36 months to build, it's unlikely that more than a single gigawatt will be ready before the beginning of 2028, if at all. Building this capacity is costly, and Oracle's cash flow has been negative $20 billion or worse for the last two quarters, with plans to spend another $90 billion in the next fiscal year, which just be the 22,000 people that it laid off in the past six months were based on discussions with many sources, load bearing parts of its infrastructure, throwing parts of the business into active chaos and genuinely causing problems with renewals for its Oracle database products that are the cornerstone of how Larry Ellison's heart beats. I don't know what to say. I don't know. I am just a guy. Why am I the one that found this? It's sitting in broad daylight. Maybe people just don't do mathematics, I don't know. But this is. This is quite bad. And the point I'm making though, just to simplify, is that for me to be wrong, OpenAI will have to bring in hundreds of billions of dollars a year in revenue for themselves by 2030, which will require it to become either profitable, massively profitable too. Like, not just like a little bit of a bit, the profitability, I mean, 20, 30, $40 billion a year plus. Or just continually raise money. And I'm talking hundreds of billions of dollars a year. And no, no government bailout will cover the shortfall. The government's talking about 5% share. That'd be $42 billion. That won't even cover their fucking inference costs if they last to 2027. It's a joke. Oh, and by the way, even if OpenAI does that, Oracle will have to complete the single most ambitious construction project of all time. Building enough power to power multiple cities, erecting giant data centers in multiple states, make them fully operational with far less people and a shortage of both talent and the core materials like electrical grade steel, and also do so on a timeline that doesn't put it in breach of contract with OpenAI. Would it shock you if I told you that this is considered radical thinking? Would you be surprised if I told you that many journalists simply shrug when you tell them this? And they go, they'll work it out. They'll work it out. It'll all work out. It'll work out. Don't worry about it. Ed, you're crazy.
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Ed. Why are you outside my office? Why are you dressed as a duck? Why do you keep saying I'm the deterioration duck? Quack, quack, quack. The market's going to hell. And the answer is that's a bit. I'm working on that. I'll go to later. In any case, I am kidding. And I do need to say the future really is one strewn with chaos and carcasses and I'm not sure the world is actually ready for it to. Thanks to a captured media industry that refuses to do the messy work of reconciling with the projections that range from unrealistic to fantastical. When the time comes, people are going to be asking why we didn't see this coming. And as I've said before, it's because nobody wanted to fucking look. Anyway, thanks as ever for listening. Things are going to get real interesting over the next few months. I just got me a Bloomberg terminal and it's a source of unfathomable power that I believe will take my coverage to the next level. If you're on there, shoot me a message. Shoot me a goot on Ploop. That's another social network on mine. And I really do genuinely, deeply and meaningfully appreciate the many wonderful messages and emails I receive every day. And I'm so grateful to have such incredible fans and followers. You're all amazing, like I hear from so many of you. And you're very thoughtful and smart and you pick this stuff up very quickly. I love you all and I assume you're Bellow. We love you Chef. In response. See you next week.
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Host: Ed Zitron (via Cool Zone Media and iHeartPodcasts)
Date: July 17, 2026
In this monologue episode, tech industry commentator Ed Zitron examines the outsized risks that OpenAI’s financial precarity poses to industry giants SoftBank and Oracle, as well as the broader consequences for the current AI investment bubble. Zitron draws a straight line from speculative AI infrastructure spending to the foundational fragility within some of tech’s most powerful companies. Through sharp analysis, industry anecdotes, and his signature sardonic tone, Zitron unpacks just how exposed SoftBank and Oracle are to the fate of OpenAI and, by extension, the entire speculative AI sector.
[03:51]
“In truth, OpenAI is the largest consumer of AI compute, accounts for over $800 billion in remaining performance obligations across hyperscalers and neoclouds… and likely over $100 billion of future revenues of Broadcom and Nvidia themselves.”
[05:19]
“SoftBank is the largest holder of ARM stock in the world, which makes it difficult for it to liquidate too much without spooking the market… The value of ARM will turn into a bet on whether SoftBank can afford to pay its own bills.”
[07:44]
“Is it good that S&P Global also downgraded Oracle just one step above junk grade? They're barely investment grade… Fallen angel status incoming.”
[09:40]
“If he started selling [Oracle stock], the market would say, oh Christ, is he going to sell his 40% holdings in Oracle? Sell. Sell it all. The piss index is crashing.”
[14:23]
“All it takes for things to go pear shaped is for the market to believe… that all of that CapEx, all of that negative, negative cash flow is just for nothing... for a company that either won’t exist or won’t be able to afford all that data center capacity.”
[17:55]
“Would it shock you if I told you that this is considered radical thinking? Would you be surprised if I told you that many journalists simply shrug when you tell them this? And they go, they'll work it out. …Ed, you’re crazy.”
Calling on Whistleblowers
“The things I’m looking for right now that would help me are anthropics, S1, or any and all documentation of its cloud, spend and financial condition… The same goes for token spend at any corporation. Please use Signal, Please take photos of any documents. Do not send me PDFs…”
— Ed Zitron ([02:20])
SoftBank’s Dire Straits
“Now S&P Global has downgraded its outlook to negative, which means they think they might actually downgrade its credit in the future… They literally said it was the case [because of OpenAI].”
— Ed Zitron ([06:42])
Oracle’s Precarious Contracts
“Oracle and OpenAI have a $300 billion contract… meant to have started on June 1, 2026… Problem is, 7.1 gigawatts of capacity needs to be built and barely 400 megawatts actually exist.”
— Ed Zitron ([08:35])
Ellison in “a real pickle”
“He owns 40% of Oracle’s shares, which means that liquidating them would be very difficult… If he started selling them off the market would say, oh Christ… The piss index is crashing.”
— Ed Zitron ([13:23])
The Collapse of the ‘Vibes-based’ Bubble
“The current slate of prices for Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Meta and Oracle… are based on vibes and mania. Vibes can break. Mania subsides.”
— Ed Zitron ([14:46])
On Media Complicity
“Thanks to a captured media industry that refuses to do the messy work of reconciling with the projections that range from unrealistic to fantastical… when the time comes, people are going to be asking why we didn’t see this coming. And as I’ve said before, it’s because nobody wanted to fucking look.”
— Ed Zitron ([19:50])
End Note:
Zitron thanks listeners for their engagement, notes he’ll be deepening his reporting with a Bloomberg terminal, and foreshadows significant changes ahead in the tech world.