Transcript
Steve Buscemi (0:00)
If you've ever been to an aquarium, you've probably seen a touch tank. It's an interactive exhibit with shallow basins of water where you can stick your hands in to try to touch sea creatures. Usually you'll find crabs, sea anemones, stingrays, and even sometimes sharks in there. Here's what I have to say to that. No thanks. I don't need to get my hands slimy and sleeves wet with dirty fish water. And it's none of my business what those fish are doing in there anyways. Now, the reason I bring this up at all is because today's caper takes place in the murky water of one of those touch tanks. It's a story about folks who definitely didn't mind getting their hands dirty and most certainly didn't grant these sea creatures the respect they deserve. I'm Steve Buscemi, and you're listening to Big Time, an Apple original podcast from Piece of Work Entertainment and Campside Media in association with with Olive Productions. Today's episode, Part one of a two part story is reported by Rajeev Gola.
Rajeev Gola (1:06)
If you've ever spent time around anyone who keeps exotic pets as a hobby, you know they can be more on the eccentric end of the spectrum. Even calling it a hobby seems like underselling it for them. It's really a lifestyle. It defines their entire personality and consumes an inordinate amount of their square footage and bank accounts. And personally, I say more power to them. Wave that freak flag high. The exotic pet community encompasses a lot of different types of folks. And among the different communities of bug people and reptile people and rodent people and fish people and bird people, there's a definite hierarchy of weird.
Jamie Schenk (1:52)
Fish people are very, very different because they love their fish, but it's not like you get to go cuddle it and scratch it. There's an emotional connection, but there's not a lot of touching that happens like it would for, let's say, a parrot or a mammal. Bird people take like, bites like crazy. Like they're like, oh, yeah, I totally bit my finger and I love you so much.
Rajeev Gola (2:22)
That's Jamie Schenk. She's a fish person and so is Jenny Spellman.
Jenny Spellman (2:26)
I have driven 15 hours from San Antonio, Texas, to Atlanta, Georgia, just to go see the whale sharks in the aquarium there. They're absolutely amazing. I'm fortunate enough to live about four hours from there now, so I go see them on the regular basis.
Rajeev Gola (2:40)
There really is nothing that can stand between a fish person and a fish they love. Except for, well, another fish person. Which is exactly what happened on a summer morning in 2018 when a fish went miss at the San Antonio Aquarium. That fish, like many other fish in aquariums around the world, was a no name talent. A background actor with a snowball's chance in hell at making a name for itself. But after the great 2018 aquarium heist, that fish became an international celebrity. Became so famous that its exact location remains a closely guarded secret even today. One of the few people tasked with keeping that secret is self proclaimed fish person, Jamie Shank. She also serves as the director of the San Antonio Aquarium, a place that tries its best to bridge the physical gap between fish and fish person.
