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Bill O'Reilly here, and I'm warming up. Standby for the O'Reilly Update. Morning Edition on this Monday, President Trump's primary hobby is not golf or designing giant ballrooms. No, his passion these days is bear baiting, those who despise him, keeping them in a deep state of agitation. The dastardly King Henry VIII championed the bear pit throughout Europe in the 16th to 19th centuries. Bears would be chained up and dogs let loose to bite them, enraging the bears. Great fun for Henry in between killing his wives. Modern day bear baiting is also designed to enrage the president well understands. The media will hysterically report every provocative thing he says. The press will wail and gnash their teeth deep frowns on television, abundant shakes of the head. This is amusing to the president. Meantime, nothing is really accomplished by the media. Mr. Trump keeps poking it with things like Canada will be the 51st State D Day will take place in Greenland. And both of those things aren't going to happen. Meantime, the press keeps trying to kick Mr. Trump's football while it's snatched away at the last moment. This is actually amusing if you understand what's happening, but not to the nation's media. Back in a moment. That is the Morning O'Reilly update. More analysis later on.
