Black and White Advice Podcast Summary

Podcast Information

• Title: Black and White Advice
• Host/Author: Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett
• Episode: Best Black and White Questions of 2024
• Release Date: December 31, 2024
• Description: Comedians Turner Sparks (white) and Phil Duckett (black) tackle listener questions on race with humor and insight. They encourage listeners to email their questions and aim to educate through candid discussions.

Introduction

In the final episode of 2024, titled "Best Black and White Questions of 2024," hosts Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett compile and address some of the most intriguing, challenging, and sometimes controversial questions they've received over the year. Filmed live from Joe the Muscle Russell in Brooklyn, New York, the episode serves as a "greatest hits" collection, highlighting the dynamic interplay between the hosts as they navigate complex racial topics with humor and honesty.

Listener Questions and Discussions

1. Stacy's Question: Interracial Dating Challenges ([10:04] - [16:21])

Question: Stacy, a big and beautiful white woman from a predominantly white university in Washington, D.C., feels unnoticed by black men but receives attention from African American men downtown. She seeks advice on navigating this dynamic.

Discussion Highlights:

• Turner Sparks humorously suggests Stacy should "go where you are appreciated," referencing stereotypical preferences and hinting at deeper societal issues stemming from historical contexts like slavery.

  [11:13] Turner Sparks: "It's always a real, real big, big leg white gal with old skinny big dick, brother. That's just how that thing go."

• Phil Duckett emphasizes the importance of engaging in environments where interracial appreciation is genuine, mentioning that many in interracial relationships find the show helpful for their conversations.

  [02:55] Phil Duckett: "They go crazy in the comments... This is the dialogue that we needed."

• The hosts delve into stereotypes about black men preferring white women, discussing societal pressures and personal preferences within the black community.

  [14:11] Turner Sparks: "But think about it. Just think about it."

2. James's Question: Race Terminology ([16:49] - [19:38])

Question: James, from China and now residing in America, struggles with appropriate racial terminology. He’s uncertain whether to use "black," "African American," or "person of color."

Discussion Highlights:

• Turner Sparks expresses discomfort with the term "person of color," advocating for more direct terms like "black" or "African American."

  [17:46] Turner Sparks: "African American you can use. But it's fizzled out because we were African American at one point... African, black and American black are not the same..."

• Phil Duckett agrees with Turner, highlighting the confusion and resistance some feel towards evolving racial terminology.

  [17:38] Phil Duckett: "I agree."

• The hosts discuss the historical context of racial terms and the disconnect some Black Americans feel with terms like "African American," especially generations removed from Africa.

  [18:01] Turner Sparks: "It’s been seven generations, 10 generations since we've off the boat."

3. Adam's Question: White People Smelling When Wet ([25:49] - [31:37])

Question: Adam from the East Bay of San Francisco asks, "Why do white people smell bad when we are wet?"

Discussion Highlights:

• Turner Sparks attributes the smell to mildew from improperly maintained towels and dry environments, adding a humorous twist to the stereotype.

  [27:10] Turner Sparks: "You smell like wet dog."

• Phil Duckett counters with an alternative explanation, suggesting poor towel hygiene and associating the smell with white cultural practices.

  [27:35] Phil Duckett: "Cause here's the deal. The logic is you take a shower, right? You clean, your towel's clean."

• The hosts engage in playful banter about towel usage and personal hygiene habits, ultimately debunking the stereotype while maintaining comedic elements.

  [29:05] Turner Sparks: "Thank you."

4. Nancy's Question: Black Square on Facebook ([38:00] - [40:44])

Question: Nancy, a 57-year-old white woman from Waterford, Michigan, with a bad hip, asks if it's too late to make her Facebook profile display a black square.

Discussion Highlights:

• Turner Sparks interprets Nancy's question as a desire to show support for Black Lives Matter (BLM) and critiques the movement's leadership.

  [39:29] Turner Sparks: "BLM was proven to be a scam... the leader of the BLM who got charged for stealing money is like, albino as fuck."

• Phil Duckett adds context about philanthropic transparency, questioning the effectiveness of Nancy's gesture.

  [40:08] Phil Duckett: "But what I saw was they said to him, well, you said, you're going to be donating this money to black."

• The hosts debate the sincerity and impact of symbolic gestures versus actionable support, reflecting on broader societal issues surrounding the BLM movement.

  [40:12] Turner Sparks: "Maybe that news didn't make itself to Waterford, Michigan."

5. Luke's Question: Attending Jamaican Family Barbecue in Brownsville ([40:44] - [44:05])

Question: Luke, a white man dating a black woman, is invited to a Jamaican family barbecue in Brownsville, Brooklyn, and seeks advice on how to prepare.

Discussion Highlights:

• Turner Sparks warns Luke humorously about the challenges of attending events in Brownsville, advising extreme caution.

  [41:07] Turner Sparks: "Brownsville. It is still 1983 in Brownsville. Do not go there."

• Phil Duckett shares personal experiences, highlighting the intimidating aspects of Brownsville and emphasizing the importance of understanding and respecting cultural contexts.

  [43:37] Phil Duckett: "You look like a salami sandwich."

• The conversation underscores the cultural and social complexities involved in interracial dating, especially within tightly-knit communities.

  [42:06] Phil Duckett: "We can do it all online."

Host Insights and Humor

Throughout the episode, Turner and Phil intersperse their discussions with sharp wit and humorous observations:

• On Terminology:

  [24:05] Phil Duckett: "Midgets don't fidget. It works."

• On Stereotypes and Relationships:

  [32:27] Phil Duckett: "They think white person hair is slightly softer and there's a soft, slightly more coarse."

• On Cultural Misunderstandings:

  [34:35] Phil Duckett: "We were all like, we need to see some paperwork."

These moments highlight the hosts' ability to tackle sensitive topics with a blend of humor and critical analysis.

Patreon Promotion

In addition to answering listener questions, the hosts promote their Patreon, offering early access to episodes, bonus content, and exclusive stories about their lives as stand-up comedians. They encourage listeners to become "Tugboats," their Patreon subscribers, with various tier options providing different levels of engagement and perks.

[03:54] Phil Duckett: "We're telling stories about our lives... what's going on in the lives of me and Phil... bonus question every week."

Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, Turner and Phil reflect on their journey over the past year and look forward to continuing their discussions into 2025. They reiterate their commitment to addressing tough questions about race, encouraging listeners to keep sending their inquiries.

[44:15] Phil Duckett: "Welcome to the new year. Have a happy new year, everybody."

The episode concludes with a mix of humor, candidness, and a reaffirmation of their mission to foster open dialogue about race, setting the stage for future episodes.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• [11:13] Turner Sparks: "It's always a real, real big, big leg white gal with old skinny big dick, brother. That's just how that thing go."
• [17:46] Turner Sparks: "African American you can use. But it's fizzled out because we were African American at one point..."
• [27:10] Turner Sparks: "You smell like wet dog."
• [40:28] Turner Sparks: "I don't see... Bad hip. Kept my fingers from working."
• [44:29] Phil Duckett: "We could take a break from coming down on Turner so hard."

Conclusion The "Best Black and White Questions of 2024" episode of Black and White Advice successfully encapsulates the show's mission to address and educate on complex racial issues through engaging and humorous dialogue. Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett navigate each question with a blend of candidness, humor, and insightful commentary, making the episode both entertaining and thought-provoking for listeners.