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Lola Kirk
I'm trying to schedule an acupuncture appointment for myself while I. While I do this.
Griffin Newman
Hell yeah. Yeah, Just talk through it so Ben can get the levels.
Lola Kirk
Okay. East Village. Acupuncture and massage. Massage.
David Sims
See, I'm just a massage guy. I'm just kind of like. Massages are great. I don't need someone to do acupuncture because I'm already so happy with the massage.
Lola Kirk
This is a different thing. What the fuck is electro acupuncture, Dude?
David Sims
That's a thing.
Lola Kirk
What is it?
David Sims
I don't know. It's like them putting speaker wires into you. You know what I mean? Like, it's. It's an acupuncture with these things that are plugged into something.
Lola Kirk
Do you need me to keep talking?
Ben Hosley
Oh, no, I'm all set.
David Sims
Great. Let's just go.
Lola Kirk
Any stuff. Okay, wait. I'm almost done picking.
David Sims
Oh. Oh, you're booking your appointment.
Lola Kirk
Do you think I'll be able to make a 315 acupuncture?
David Sims
Where. Where is your acupuncture Ace Village?
Griffin Newman
Hmm. I think we can. Okay, well, let's go. Yeah, let's go.
Lola Kirk
2:45. That gives us time to talk for two hours.
Griffin Newman
It could be a short episode.
David Sims
I love it. I love it.
Lola Kirk
Okay, okay, okay.
David Sims
We'll get you out of here. It's fine. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Okay, ready? Blank check with Griffin and David.
David Sims
Blank check with Griffin and David.
Griffin Newman
Don't know what to say or to expect.
David Sims
All you need to know is that the name of the show is blankjack. Back.
Griffin Newman
What Jefferson was saying was, hey, you know, we left this podcast because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves pronto, we'll just be bogus too. I really that up.
David Sims
Did you? I mean, that seemed fine to me.
Griffin Newman
I feel like I went very generic. I think part of the magic of his performance is.
David Sims
Right. It's actually less.
Griffin Newman
There is a specificity to the way he plays this that still makes this the funniest version of this archetype. I would argue.
Lola Kirk
I. I would agree.
Griffin Newman
And I.
Lola Kirk
You don't have to Arg. Argue. Great.
Griffin Newman
I did the off the rack version. I couldn't get there.
David Sims
You know who Mr. Hand is, right?
Griffin Newman
Ray Walston. What do you mean who it's based on?
David Sims
No, no, just like, you know who Ray Walston. Is, right?
Griffin Newman
My Favorite Martian.
David Sims
Yeah, there you go.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
And a great, great, great musical theater actor. Like one of the legends of Popeye's dad. Is he Popeye's dad? Oh, in the movie.
Griffin Newman
Pappy.
David Sims
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Griffin Newman
Robert's Popeye. Yeah.
Lola Kirk
I did not know that. And I did read the trivia last night for this movie just because I wanted to like, one up you.
David Sims
You'll.
Griffin Newman
You'll fail.
Lola Kirk
I know.
David Sims
We have researchers. It's.
Griffin Newman
This is now a very tight operation. I don't know if you know this. You have now broken the record for the longest gap between appearances on this podcast.
David Sims
Well, Lola and I discussed this before.
Griffin Newman
Many things have changed since the last time you were on. I was getting Lola tv. This is the whole thing. This is sick.
David Sims
No, no, no. Okay. And we actually have an episode to get to.
Lola Kirk
I'm not sick. Don't say that yet.
Griffin Newman
Lola's not sick.
Lola Kirk
I'm not sick.
David Sims
Griffin's whole thing now is that for some reason. And Ben and I were just discussing this. He's the one who picks up coffee even though he's chronically late.
Griffin Newman
I have to push back on this lately, Yes, I do. Lately I've been having Ben pick up the coffee so I can get here early. And that has been working. I've been getting here early and benches up at the coffee. If you check the records, this is a fact.
David Sims
You were late the last couple of records.
Lola Kirk
But early for you is 15 minutes late.
David Sims
No time for him is 15 minutes.
Griffin Newman
No, no. This was the last one before this. I was late the last several before this, I was here early and Ben picked up the coffee. That is correct. I had placed the order. I was going to be on time. I asked Law, she wanted anything. She said no. And then she said, would you mind getting me a tea? I had to add on to, now.
David Sims
It'S our guest fault. We get a great celebrity in the room two minutes into recording.
Griffin Newman
You're throwing her under the bus yet. But I did a very kind thing.
Lola Kirk
It's true.
David Sims
Do you know what the poster tagline for this film was? The original.
Griffin Newman
The original poster tagline was the list of the 12 bands on the soundtrack at the bottom of the poster.
David Sims
I mean, that's probably true because they are down there. But no, it's at Ridgemont High, only the rules get busted. Which is one of those things that I'm like, that sounds clever, but I don't actually know what that means.
Griffin Newman
No. The other posters to this movie are also insane.
David Sims
Like, you can kind of tell. They don't really know how to tell you what this movie is apart from, like, it's a teen movie with a surf stoner.
Griffin Newman
And yes, like, we'll get into it. But the fact that Universal was afraid to release this because they were like, is this borderline pornography?
David Sims
Right?
Griffin Newman
And then meanwhile, they were selling it like it was every other sex comedy of the 80s is fascinating that they were, like, terrified of it and also trying to sell it as the thing that was de rigueur. Like, there were 40 movies a week in which a guy put his dick somewhere weird and America cheered and it made $100 million. And then this one, they were like, this might be illegal.
David Sims
Talk about it.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
What's this happen? What's this podcast we have? We have a lot to set up.
Griffin Newman
We have a lot to set up. This is Blank Check with Griffin and David. I'm Griffin.
David Sims
I'm David.
Griffin Newman
It's a podcast about filmographies. Directors experienced a series of massive success early on in their career. Given. I said series too early. A series of blank checks make whatever crazy passion products they want. And sometimes those checks clear. And sometimes they bounce, baby. I have found that 10 years in, I'm having a harder time remembering the intro.
David Sims
We should just stop all of it. Let's just. No, no, no. We'll do the pockets, but forget the intro. Okay, well, just like it's Blank Check. Google it.
Griffin Newman
What if I go back to doing a serial parody for the intro?
David Sims
Oh, no, no, thank you.
Griffin Newman
This is Blank Check. One director told in my ninth part.
David Sims
What is this miniseries, Griffin? Because I'm realizing I don't think we.
Griffin Newman
Discussed the title Pod Times at Ridgemont Cast. I'm. I'm just. I'm shooting off the hip here.
Lola Kirk
I liked it.
Griffin Newman
Pod. Thank you. Lola laughed. Pod Times at Ridgemont Castle Cast.
David Sims
I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. It's fine. I'm going to say it. I think that's almost kind of Route 1 for us at this point.
Griffin Newman
Okay, so look who's podcasting two.
David Sims
I think that's funny. I just want to say that's exactly what I was going to suggest.
Lola Kirk
That makes sense.
David Sims
Is funny because it makes a weird amount of sense. But then the two kind of undercuts it, right?
Griffin Newman
Because the other. The other option is Pod. Who's casting two.
Lola Kirk
No, no, no, no, no. Look who's podcasting two is genius. Because everyone has a podcast. I mean, you guys obviously had the first podcast.
Griffin Newman
It.
David Sims
It was Pont Cast is fine. There's nothing wrong with.
Griffin Newman
Here's what I'm trying to balance. Pod Times at Richmond H. Cast got an earnest laugh out of Lola. But then Podcasting two got a. Hm. That's genius. And I'm like, Which is more valuable? Do we want to be smart or funny? This is the eternal battle of this show, is it not?
Lola Kirk
Wait, are they not. Did Amy Heckerling direct Look who's Talking?
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Lola Kirk
Oh, I thought that that was the little one. Oh, no, that's a. That's. Honey, I shrunk the kids.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Lola Kirk
Got it.
Griffin Newman
She did the look who's Talking one and two and then handed off three.
Lola Kirk
I think pod times at Ridgemont cast is okay.
David Sims
Oh, now she's back to pot. Oh, well, you know what? We'll discuss this later.
Griffin Newman
Those are the two options later. But. But this is the start of a miniseries on Amy Hackerling.
Lola Kirk
Well, I'm honored to be here.
Griffin Newman
And a career that starts with an out of the box masterpiece. We've discussed this before. The different times, types of career starters we cover on this show as people who are obsessive completists. This is like she just fucking nails it first try out.
David Sims
Absolutely true. I think she nails it very much. But yeah, an interesting sort of way to think about her career. Like, is it. Is it a problem to start with? Arguably your best movie? Not in my opinion, but, like, arguably your best movie, tough to top, you know, sets you up for a sophomore slump.
Griffin Newman
We'll talk about it. I give her a lot of credit for this movie. This is also one of those magical movies where it's just like, all the elements movie.
David Sims
Right. Where, like, all the cast is so perfect.
Griffin Newman
I think the thing that pushes it over the edge is, like, her judgment and skill and taste. But to your point, it being like, Nicolas Cage is in two shots of this movie. Like, this is just a film where you think about the people who are on the set every day and, like, the energy of just like some people who would dominate the culture for decades, who were all coming in with, like, I'm rearing to go. I'm ready to prove myself now.
David Sims
We are all too young for this movie.
Griffin Newman
Correct?
David Sims
Right. We all probably. We all discovered this movie. It was already an established thing. Right.
Griffin Newman
We were born into a fast film in theaters.
David Sims
Right? Exactly.
Lola Kirk
But I watched this movie, like, once a week on a portable DVD player for the entirety of high school.
Griffin Newman
I was gonna say we. I mean, when I. Let's. Let's say our guest today returned to the show for the first time in eight years. A long time. Is that right?
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Since what Women Want.
Lola Kirk
I love that movie.
Griffin Newman
Yes. A film. A film you sold me on. Lola Kirk. Musician, author, actress. We're experiencing the 2025 year of Lola. We were Talking about publishing your first book.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Releasing your third album.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And then. And your triumphant return.
Lola Kirk
Yeah, my triumphant return to the screen after no one would give me a job for a few years.
Griffin Newman
Hey, that's. That's my life.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
I understand that. Beat being like, maybe I'm retired. Does it have anything to do with no one wanting to hire you? No.
Lola Kirk
I think it's unrelated. Absolutely not.
Griffin Newman
I made a choice. I made a really strong choice here.
Lola Kirk
A really strong choice not to work until someone gave me a job again.
Griffin Newman
Sinners. Yeah.
David Sims
Sinners.
Griffin Newman
New Ryan Coogler moved.
David Sims
That's it. What? March. Coming out of March.
Lola Kirk
I believe it's now April 18th.
David Sims
Oh, now April. It swapped with Mickey 17. So it's now April 20th.
Griffin Newman
Right around the time of this episode. Am I wrong?
David Sims
5. Absolutely. This episode is dropping on April 27th. So Cinders has been out for a week. It just opened.
Griffin Newman
Burning off the box office.
David Sims
I hope it's good.
Griffin Newman
I hope so, too. Lola. Kirk. What's up now, to your point. We grew up together, went to high school together. I. I threw you. Hey. It's been too long since you've been on. Here's a long list of things. Your immediate response was, well, Fast Times is basically my favorite movie of all time. And it felt very apropos, just because I feel like a lot of our high school was us watching this canon of movies obsessively over and over again. I feel like that is one of many things we bonded on. Was just like an obsession with 80s teen movies.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Yes. Lola's getting emotional.
Lola Kirk
I am getting emotional. But also because I feel like one of the things I was thinking as I watched it last night was like, what are teenagers watching now? Like, I saw this movie in the. Like, I. I used to read things when I was younger. Like, the lists. Like, you need to listen to these records.
David Sims
This is 20 best. Yes.
Lola Kirk
And this was on that.
Griffin Newman
The cornerstone of our podcast. And also, basically, you are speaking directly to the experience of every one of our listeners. I guess, like Millennials of magazine.
Lola Kirk
Okay. Nerdy. Oh, I thought it was just Millennials, but, like, nerds. Yes.
Griffin Newman
Less generationally and more that type of brain of. I need to know what the canon is.
Lola Kirk
Yeah. I wanted to know.
Griffin Newman
Yes. In all these different corners.
Lola Kirk
And this movie was like, the one that it. It just was talked about over and over again, and I was like, I need to obviously see it.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Lola Kirk
And once I saw it, I fell so in love with it. And it was kind of sad because I haven't seen it since I used to watch it all the time. And the perspective that I had as like a 34 year old woman who had gone through all of those things and was now like, old enough to, you know, if I had been really young to have those people be my own children, versus the perspective that I had as a kid that was like, okay, she had sex at 15, so that means that that's when I should do it. And like all of these other things that I wish I, like, wanted to be like them.
Griffin Newman
I think we both had the exact same thing, was we, we viewed these movies as aspirational.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And I think part of it was we had this like very like bespoke, precious, privileged New York childhood that did not resemble these teen movies.
Lola Kirk
Oh, my God, yes, absolutely.
Griffin Newman
This is the normal teen experience I'm not getting and I should be experiencing.
Lola Kirk
And yet I didn't notice this in the original when I first saw it. But when Jennifer Jason Lee loses her virginity to Ron Johnson, the way that Amy Heckerling shoots the ceiling and shoots her pov, which I didn't even notice then, I was just like, oh, my God, she's having sex. And that guy looks like Richard Gere. Even though the Richard Gere I knew was like, really old, I was like, no, he doesn't. Yeah, but yeah, I was like, oh, right. There is a sensitivity to these kids experiences that I never understood.
Griffin Newman
It is what is crazy about this movie and what makes it like such a kind of miracle film is I watched it in the same context as you. I was like, this is the movie that all the quotes come from, which is like a real flattening of what this movie is. And yet I probably watched it for the first time at 12 and was like, funny, good, liked. It wasn't like, I don't get what the fuck's going on here. And then every time I've seen it since then, it like deepens for me. It is a movie that kind of works from all perspectives. And we had our friend Tim Symons on the show recently and we told him we were getting ready to do this series next. And he was like, fast Times is one of those movies I haven't seen, but I feel like I've seen through cultural osmosis.
Lola Kirk
Sure.
Griffin Newman
And was like, I know all the quotes and the memes.
David Sims
That was my experience with this movie. I had seen scenes probably, and I knew about Spicoli and all that. But then I watched the movie and was shocked by it.
Griffin Newman
The mastery of this film is that it is Both of those things that it's not one of those like. Well, people quote the four things. But actually the movie is much more this in tone in the way we always talk about like Saturday Night Fever. Right?
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Where you're like. It gets reduced to three images and then most of the movie is like.
David Sims
A pretty, well, Saturday night or even more extreme. Right. Where you watch and you're like, oh, these people are. Not only is this movie lurid and violent and upsetting, but these people are sad. It's about how sad they are.
Griffin Newman
Right.
David Sims
It's not about cool people. They're. They're kind of cool. Like they're dancing.
Griffin Newman
But culture flattens it to like two dance scenes. Walking with the pizza and the BG soundtrack. Whereas this movie, you're not wrong if your perception is it's Spicoli. It's got big lines, it's got huge characters, but then it's simultaneously holding this other thing.
David Sims
I think you're wrong. If you think that I want to say you're wrong.
Griffin Newman
What I think this is my framework of. My argument for the value of this movie is that like, I think there is an insane simultaneous managing of tones that Heckerling is pulling off on this. That defies logic. That like this movie should not be able to cross cut between Spicoli and Jennifer Jason Leigh, let alone have them exist in the same shot.
David Sims
But that's. That's. Life is a Teen baby.
Griffin Newman
Totally. That's the magic.
David Sims
That's why it's so good. Fast Times at Richmond High, Pastimes at Ridgemont high. Amy Heckerling's 1982 film. Any of you ever read the book by Cameron Crowe?
Lola Kirk
No, I didn't even remember that it was a book until I IMDb tribute.
David Sims
It so out of print that it costs 500, $600 to buy like used copy of it.
Lola Kirk
Damn.
David Sims
And Griff has it.
Griffin Newman
I got a 90. You want to know why I don't? Cuz the cover's misprinted.
David Sims
You got a weird.
Griffin Newman
The title's like sliding off.
David Sims
I have an original copy of it that I stole, I will say from. I was at a family member's house in California. It's a long story and I won't tell it, but we were staying there and like all their kids were grown up at this point, in their 30s or what, you know, like and. But it was their house that they all grew up in. And I was staying in one of the kids bedrooms and I saw it on the shelf and I took it and I read It. And I was like, I took it home with me. So I guess I didn't.
Lola Kirk
Do they listen to this podcast? Your family?
David Sims
I would be stunned to realize, to learn the.
Griffin Newman
Does single member of your family listen to this podcast?
David Sims
That's actually a really good question.
Griffin Newman
Joey doesn't listen regularly. Right. My brother has listened.
David Sims
I think my brother occasionally listens. That might be that my mom's become.
Griffin Newman
A regular listener, which sucks.
Lola Kirk
Oh.
Griffin Newman
It used to be a sometimes thing, and now I'm like, she's hearing everything I say. Like me saying it sucks that she listens.
Lola Kirk
Well, I think she's probably hearing my mom has, like, sees my Instagram and it makes me want to die. So I can't imagine, you know, anything more in depth.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Fast Times. The original Highest Friends by Cameron Crowe, obviously. So it's his launch pad, too. It's a launch pad for a lot of people, but.
Lola Kirk
So Cameron Crowe was doing this before he was doing the stuff he did in Almost Famous.
Griffin Newman
It's after.
David Sims
It's after.
Griffin Newman
That's. The weird timeline is basically like, never.
Lola Kirk
Been kissed it and went back to high school.
Griffin Newman
That's the origin of this movie, right. Is that he doesn't have a high school experience because he goes on the road as a music journalist.
David Sims
He was. He was 22 when he enrolled in high. I told my wife this. I told Forky this. She'd never seen it.
Griffin Newman
Is it. It almost breaks. She was like, that's what this movie comes out of.
David Sims
I was like. And I was like, yeah, I guess if someone did now, that would not be greeted with high fives.
Lola Kirk
Or he just went back.
David Sims
He. He was. The school was aware of who he was, but I guess the kids weren't.
Griffin Newman
Right.
David Sims
Right. He was 22 years old, and he sort of approached the school being like, can I quote, unquote, Enroll.
Griffin Newman
You look at the photo on the back cover.
David Sims
He had a baby face. He looks like he could blend in. Right.
Griffin Newman
And he was also, I think, perhaps a little developmentally stunted from being on the road and not. Right. Experiencing these things.
David Sims
But, yeah, it's not. If I wrote a book now that I was like, yeah, I hung out with a bunch of high schooler people. Be like, the fuck is the matter with totally doing that?
Griffin Newman
But also, like, the framework of the book not being like, this is what I found going undercover, like, making himself the main character.
David Sims
No, that.
Griffin Newman
It is just vignettes. It's vignettes. It is just observation, which is obviously Cameron Crowe's kind of superpower. And then for the movie to also not go for the high concept hook of young faced reporter.
David Sims
Well, let's. Right for him to not be a character in the movie. Thank you.
Griffin Newman
Just imagine Hollywood, even if he avoided that in the book, that Hollywood was like salivating and being like, oh, my God. The premise is Tom Cruise goes under.
David Sims
Were salivating. They made Never Been Kissed. They eventually did just make that movie. Amy, I. Heckerling, however, is here. We're here to talk about. Born 1954 in the Bronx in an apartment building where most of her, she says, neighbors were like Holocaust, Holocaust survivors. You know, her grandparents had relatives who've been in concentration camps. Lots of Jewish immigration to the Bronx, whatever at the time, you know, and that's. She probably lived on Grand Concourse. The way she's describing it, my father and mother, both accountants, spent a lot of her youth in Brooklyn with her grandma. Her mom was basically a teenager when she was born. She had a younger brother, so she was shuffled around. She liked Brooklyn a lot more. She lived near Coney Island. She loved movies. She loved gangster movies.
Griffin Newman
But the grandmother lived near Coney Island.
David Sims
She liked going to Brooklyn for this reason. She liked musicals. She liked James Cagney and Fred Astaire.
Griffin Newman
She's really into golden age Hollywood stuff.
David Sims
Yes. And then as a teenager, obviously, she's being exposed to like Mean Streets and Clockwork Orange and all these new homes. Hollywood movie. So she's really into all of that. Yeah, she has a. Wow, this is a long dossier.
Griffin Newman
Okay, I. I'll say. There's. There's JJ Put a lot in here. This Cagney section we might circle back to. Yeah, we'll get back to that.
David Sims
Dangerously. Exactly. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Have you ever seen Johnny Dangerously? No. Her follow up to this is she basically makes a Mel Brooks movie that's a parody of gangster movies.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
Michael Keaton, which I think rules. But it is like a wild swerve into like full cartoon mode, like gag a minute movie.
David Sims
When she's a teenager, she moves to Queens. She hit all the boroughs. When she's 14, she goes to high school at the High School of Art and Design in Manhattan. Starts hanging out at the Museum of Modern Art. And, you know, she's just whatever art is in her bones, she's into all that stuff.
Griffin Newman
This is the other funny part of this movie is it is made by two people who basically didn't have this experience. Right. That like Heckerling.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
David Sims
Are not like California stories.
Griffin Newman
Heckerling's a city kid and Cameron Crowe doesn't really Go to high school until he's an adult there. I think it's. It's part of, like, them being very intuitive and observant, but also having a little bit of distance.
Lola Kirk
Well, I also feel like that's like, some testament to the idea that you have to be a little bit of a freak to be a real artist.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Lola Kirk
Like, could you make a movie? I don't know if you have this kind of more regular experience. Not that there aren't amazing artists that come from totally regular lives, but, I mean, most of them are also. I mean, a lot of them are freaks.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. Yes. And at least, you know, the byproduct of some weird perspective.
David Sims
She goes to NYU film school, starts making weird student films that are, she says, sort of like 1930s musicals, but, you know, with hippie vibes.
Griffin Newman
She's doing postmodern riffs on the old.
David Sims
Hollywood movies she loves, and Blazing Saddles.
Griffin Newman
Was a big activator for her.
David Sims
Meets Martin Brest, who, I think we briefly mentioned this when we did his min.
Griffin Newman
There is a nice. Kind of dates him briefly hand holding between this series, the lynch series, and the Martin Bress series. Weirdly, yes, they're all connected, Right?
David Sims
Because David lynch was the original choice to direct this movie, or a choice to direct this movie, which is crazy to think about.
Griffin Newman
But also, Martin Brest and Amy Heckerling are like the cool kids who are on and off dating and become friends with Stuart Kornfeld, who is an AFI student who later becomes Mel Brooks producing partner and hires Brooks to do Elephant Man. But he also kind of helps both of their careers. And he is Judge Reinhold's boss in this. At the Pirate.
David Sims
What an asshole. Oh, at the Pirate.
Griffin Newman
He's the one who tells him to keep the uniform on, but he's this quiet figure who passed away a couple years ago who kind of like links a lot of American 80s film.
David Sims
So she follows Marty Brest to AFI, to LA. Yes, they both go to LA. They break up. She really hates LA. She hates that she can't get around at all. She's like a New York City kid. She hates how it all works. She doesn't know how to drive. Martin Breast tried to teach her and failed. Apparently. Eventually she figured it out, had to go.
Griffin Newman
JJ relayed this to me as a note of solidarity and consolation that Amy Heckerling failed her driver's test five times.
Lola Kirk
Do you have your license yet?
Griffin Newman
Of course not. What the fuck are you talking about?
David Sims
Lola, can you drive?
Lola Kirk
Of course.
Griffin Newman
Of course she can.
David Sims
So can I. Ben. Yeah, three Drivers in the room.
Griffin Newman
Ben's keeping his sunglasses on this episode because he said it matches the vibe Heckerling gotta. He's also maybe still recovering from his I. Yeah.
David Sims
She hates la. So she finds AFI very elitist. She hates that it's a big mansion on the hill.
Griffin Newman
Another thing to pin is interesting when we get around to clueless. No 100%, which is clueless making a movie with compassion about the opposite of the person she is.
David Sims
That's true.
Griffin Newman
That came to be like, they seem. It must be nice to have that view on life.
David Sims
It has compassion, but also Clueless is a social satire. Yeah. Okay.
Griffin Newman
I mean, it's. This is the magic of what she's good at.
David Sims
So her thesis film, she makes a movie called Getting It over with, about a girl who just wants to lose her virginity before she turns 20. She struggles to finish it because it's fucking hard, especially back then, to make your student movie. She gets in a car accident that messes with her.
Griffin Newman
One point for Griff for not driving.
David Sims
She really does seem to hate cars. And the president of Universal sees her short, wants to work with her. She's like, I'm fucking sitting in my apartment in Hollywood. I got no money and no car. I don't know what to do. I've got to go to physical therapy because I was in this accident. Tom Mount from Universal calls and says, like, get an agent because I want to work with you.
Griffin Newman
This is also just. Let's just say this is so unusual.
David Sims
For, like, a female filmmaker in, like, the 70s, like the early 80s. Whenever this is.
Griffin Newman
Look, there's this argument that gets repeated a lot quietly that, like, when the last 10 years, people are like, it's finally gotten good for female directors. And it's like, no, it's finally like getting back to kind of where it was in the 80s. It was better in the 80s than it was before that. And after that for 30 years, where, like, it wasn't great. It was still disproportionate, but there were a lot more like young film female filmmakers getting to make stuff within the studio system. In the 1980s.
David Sims
She's trying to make this movie called My Kind of Guy. Warner Brothers is interested. She calls it a female version of Carnal Knowledge. They like the idea, but then, like, whatever. There's an executive shift. The project dies. She shops it around, no one will approve it. There was only one woman making profitable movies in Hollywood, and that was Barbra Streisand, is her quote. Finally gets a home at mgm, but then an Actor strike kills the project. And she's like, you know, I don't know what to do.
Griffin Newman
I think the one thing to call out here is this is basically the second wave of film school students.
David Sims
Right, sure. Becoming more of a professionalized thing. You can go to film school.
Griffin Newman
There aren't that many of them, and if someone makes a good student, the studios are actually just keenly paying attention to what's coming out of these places because they're looking for new directors. Like, the model has shifted from someone works their way up from being like a PA or an exec, you know, works their way up the ranks within the studio and learns on the job to. There are now film schools where people are coming out of a pipeline with a showreel and they can at least get into development meetings or whatever.
David Sims
All right, moving on to Cameron Crowe. We all know Cameron Crowe's story of teen sensation. Becomes a Rolling Stone writer at, like, the age of fucking 15. Yeah, we covered all this stuff.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
And he decides when he's turned 22, like, no one knows about the kids. No one's, like, written a book about the kids. Right. Everyone's trying to figure out what the kids like, but I'm going to go and hang out with the kids. And so he goes to the school that he attended for, like, some summer session once, Richard Ridgemont Senior High in Redondo beach, and walks in, tells the principal, I'm gonna attend classes as, like, an inconspicuous presence in this school for a year. The principal allows this to happen. I don't really get how that's possible. But then again, like, I don't know, like, I'm watching this movie with my wife, who's a teacher, and when they're, you know, dissecting a cadaver in front of kids, she's like, this would never happen. And I'm like, maybe it did, though. Like, I don't. Like, I feel like back in the day, teachers would just kind of be like, eh, I'm gonna do this.
Lola Kirk
I mean, where Griffin and I went to high school, they just hired a convict. The children. And then he. Me, too. To all the kids.
David Sims
I'm aware of that because my wife also went to the same school.
Lola Kirk
Oh, wife.
Griffin Newman
We're gonna bleep it out. But he's gonna say it.
David Sims
I don't know if you know her.
Lola Kirk
That name sounds really familiar.
David Sims
You.
Griffin Newman
Definitely. Yeah, but we'll bleep it out the times we said it. But yes, yes. David's keenly aware of how overly permissive Our school was of everything.
David Sims
Yeah, they kind of went a little too far in the old. Permissive would be a good.
Lola Kirk
It would be a good. Could show. It might be a little bit more euphoria.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, I think it's.
David Sims
I think now it's become very euphoria.
Griffin Newman
But like.
Lola Kirk
Oh, well, I feel like kids. I feel like euphoria and I could be wrong, but euphoria. The kids like have sex and do drugs. I thought kids didn't do that anymore.
David Sims
Yeah, well, now the kids. Right. The kids are all incels who hate porn and. Yeah, right. They just play video games. I don't know.
Griffin Newman
I think movies with sex scenes should be arrested. That you should put handcuffs around the film reel.
David Sims
What?
Griffin Newman
This is like a thing, you know.
Lola Kirk
Who knows there's film reels.
Griffin Newman
Well, I took the joke into an abstract direction.
Lola Kirk
I liked it. I liked it.
Griffin Newman
So this whole argument of like, are sex scenes unethical because the characters aren't giving Fast times at Ridgemont Watch fast.
David Sims
Mine times Ridgemont High.
Griffin Newman
Insane.
David Sims
Yeah. The book is already like hot stuff. And so the scripture is pretty much written. Immediately Universal snaps up the option and they throw it right to David lynch right off of Elephant Man. Crow meets with him, but like, look.
Griffin Newman
When he takes the jump from Eraserhead to Elephant man, people were like, I guess maybe he's just a guy who can do anything. And there were a lot of examples of like someone starts out making weirdo abstract art films and then they just get conventional. Like George Lucas was kind of that narrative. So I think after Elephant man was good, people were like, I don't know, maybe he can make any kind of.
David Sims
Movie, but he actually meets. He meets with them and he says, this is a great story. It's really great. It's just not the kind of thing I do and good luck. And he apparently got into a white VW bug and drove away cool art. Linson, who is a producer, has seen Heckerling short and is like, this girl gets sex and let's face it, this is a movie about sex and she really gets it. And so that's why they take it to her and they pick her. The book blows Heckerling away. It had such reality to it. She says, you totally get into the kids lives and she goes to Crow and she's like, you know, like, has tons of ideas. Crow says that she was like a European director who wanted to make like this raw movie. And like, no, I guess no one else is probably coming to him with that take, right? Everyone else is probably Trying to sell him on a conventional teen movie. This movie is very unconventional.
Griffin Newman
It is.
David Sims
It does have main characters and it does have a plot, sort of, kind of.
Griffin Newman
It has narrative threads, clean arcs, and.
David Sims
It'S like half sketch, half narrative. And it has sympathetic characters, but it also has very unsympathetic characters. And it. Yeah, it just, you know, obviously it just depicts life realistically, but then also has the most famous, like, whack off fantasy sex scene in a teen movie ever.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Which is like a parody of it, but then it loops all the way back around to just. Just being the whack off teen fantasy sexy.
Griffin Newman
That's what I'm saying, though. It's like this movie defies logic and how much it is all of these things simultaneously.
Lola Kirk
Which is the fantasy scene, like, where it's like getting out the pool.
David Sims
Right. But like, that is like a parody of dumb teen 80s movies.
Lola Kirk
Got it going.
David Sims
Like, okay, now we'll have a scene with tits. Because, like, that's required of these movies.
Lola Kirk
I did rewatch it on the airplane last night in the middle seat. And I gotta say there, I felt really got some neck cranes.
Griffin Newman
Well, the pilot came back to look over your shoulder.
Lola Kirk
But I thought people would be like, you know, maybe offended. And then I thought, I don't care. And that made me feel really happy. Finally. Yeah, it's boobs. And what are they watching? Everyone was watching the exact same thing last night, which was the Bills game.
David Sims
It is crazy to me to talk about pornography.
Lola Kirk
Yeah, talk about pornography.
Griffin Newman
Come on. No, to think that, like, used to go on a plane and the pilot would be like, our movie today is Home Alone 2.
Lola Kirk
Oh, yeah.
Griffin Newman
Like, everyone would find out in real time what the movie was gonna be. And you'd go like, oh, and then there's just everyone looking at communal screens. The same movie that has been edited down for planes. And now you go to plane, people are just watching fucking whatever they fucking.
David Sims
Throwing on a Serbian film.
Griffin Newman
Right, but that's the thing. You'll, like, sit there. So I'll be sitting next to a kid and they'll be watching fucking Terrifier 3 or whatever.
Lola Kirk
I mean, I watched Nowhere on the Airplane once, and that felt wrong, sure. But I only watched it on the airplane because I'd always wanted to see it. And the girl sitting next to me was watching it.
David Sims
You watched Rocky movie. Nowhere was that, like, available on the plane. You, like, had an iPad.
Lola Kirk
Girl next to me had her laptop and I just wanted to see it.
David Sims
It was like today on Delta, we Have a Greg Araki series if you want to check out that package.
Lola Kirk
Yeah, and next time we'll be doing kids on the return flight. Yeah. Yeah.
David Sims
David.
Griffin Newman
Yeah? I think it's time for an ad read, but I don't. I don't know what our sponsor. I don't know what the sponsor is of this ad block. Do you. I don't have any notes here. Wait a second. Ding dong. Oh, let me get the door. Let's.
David Sims
Oh, who's at the door?
Griffin Newman
Oh, my God. It's friend of the podcast, past and future guest, Academy Award nominee, Amy Irving. Amy, do you have anything to say?
Lola Kirk
Hi, Griffin. And hello, dear blankie. This is indeed Amy Irving of Slow Christmas fame. And I'm here with some good news. My new album, Always Will Be, is out everywhere now. It is a record of my friend Willie Nelson's music, radically arranged by my incredible band Gulas. We have some very special guests on the recording, including Steve Earle, Amy Helm, Chris Pierce, Lizzie Ngo, Louis Cato, and Willie himself. I'd also like to invite any New York City based blankies to my album release show at City winery on Sunday, May 4th in the afternoon with special guests Steve Earle and Amy Helm. Until next time, Blanket. Thank it.
Griffin Newman
Well, Amy, thank you so much for telling us all of that.
David Sims
We love her. Come back to the show anytime. Amy.
Griffin Newman
Just say it to her face. She's still here. Oh, no. Now she's walked out the door. Creek slam.
David Sims
She goes with Crow. They pick through the book like, okay, what's all our favorite stuff in here? She's like, the mall is the narrative center of this book. So it will be the narrative center. It's like the.
Griffin Newman
Let's amp it up even more. That's the story.
Lola Kirk
I do understand the exoticism of a mall. As a New Yorker, me too now live in Tennessee and I love the mall.
David Sims
But aren't malls kind of dying a little bit as online? Right. They're not quite the social hubs that they used to be, I feel.
Ben Hosley
Not New Jersey as a New Jersey.
David Sims
Well, New Jersey, they're like, like historical art of buildings.
Griffin Newman
They're just landmarks.
Ben Hosley
Exactly. They're required. They're truly so in my DNA that like was where everyone would hang out on the weekends after school, I would just hang out at the mall.
Griffin Newman
But I, I have that same thing where once I was out of high school and I traveled anywhere and I still have this instinct. I'm like, where's the mall? I should go to the mall. You know, like, I wanna. I will understand the place I'm in right now, if I go to the mall.
Lola Kirk
Have you been to the Mall of America?
Griffin Newman
I haven't.
Lola Kirk
Oh, my God, they've rolled.
David Sims
That's in Minnesota.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Well, I've been to the American Dream Mall that's in Rutherford, New Jersey, which also has roller coasters and is a nightmare.
Lola Kirk
See that recently.
Griffin Newman
This is a new mall that opened during the pandemic.
David Sims
Go to the mall a lot in Nashville.
Lola Kirk
I do go to the mall because that's where, like, the nice stores are.
David Sims
Right, right.
Lola Kirk
Because I only buy nice things.
Griffin Newman
Well.
David Sims
Because the appeal of the mall is, like, I get it. So, like, maybe malls need to make a comeback, because it is like, I don't know what to do with myself. The mall will show me what I want. Do I just want to go eat some pizza and window shop?
Griffin Newman
Fine. Well, it's like the.
David Sims
Do I want to go, like.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, like the ultimate third place? Because what if the third book is a million places?
Ben Hosley
Do you want to sample chicken teriyaki? Yum, yum, yum.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Right.
Lola Kirk
But I also just feel like. And I'm sure it was like this in the 80s, too, but like, now it's so much more obvious how much, like, crap you can buy. Like, yes.
David Sims
Even, like, it's all laid out for you there.
Lola Kirk
And it just, like, I feel gross at the mall after a certain amount of time because it's just like, obviously this was made by someone that shouldn't be making clothing. And, you know, like, there's a. There's a kind of. Yeah. The purity of the mall capitalism has been replaced by my knowledge capitalism.
Griffin Newman
Another thing, too, which is just like, we're being sold all the time everywhere.
David Sims
Yeah. So that's less of an escape or whatever.
Griffin Newman
The escape of just like, I'm going to a mall and considering buying stuff for the first time.
David Sims
I like the idea.
Griffin Newman
Versus, like, every social media feed is like, cramming stuff down your throat.
David Sims
London. And, you know, I would like. And I would do the same with my friends, which was like, I would go to the record store, your Virgin Megastore or HMV or whatever.
Griffin Newman
We don't want to save that. To the soundboard. Go on, David.
David Sims
Right. And then we would go see a movie. It's just like, we just didn't get to all do it in one big building. We were doing the same.
Griffin Newman
I feel like, for us, that was Union Square. Right. Where it was not a mall, but you had the Virgin Mega Store. You had theater. Like, there were like, you had the.
Lola Kirk
Places you choplift from Max Brenner Chocolate by the Bald. Oh, my God. What about Cozy? Cozy and Sando. Is that how you pronounce?
David Sims
Would you go to Ollie's? No, because I would go to Ollie's. Okay, you know what?
Lola Kirk
We were cool. Forbidden Planet. Forbidden Planet.
David Sims
Planet.
Griffin Newman
Of course.
David Sims
You're talking Union Square, not Lincoln Square. Sorry. So, okay, casting. Sean Penn had only been in one movie, Taps, but says he felt like this was his role. Like, he was already, like, sort of brimming with arrogance.
Griffin Newman
His father's, like, a top, top TV director. Did a bunch of Star Trek and stuff. Leo Pen.
David Sims
And.
Griffin Newman
And yes, he was, like, already at this age, had the reputation for, like, that Penn kid is serious.
Lola Kirk
And then I was reading on IMDb trivia. I'm gonna keep saying that until it sounds like a reputable news source about, like, how seriously he took this comedic role. And I was just thinking, like, whenever I've worked with actors who do that now. Well, a, they don't, but B, if they did, I'm thinking of one person who was just, like, so serious all the time. And I felt like they were a loser.
Griffin Newman
You want to strangle them. And also, usually you watch the Final Prick. They're a prick.
Lola Kirk
They're a prick. And he was probably a prick. But it's so good. It's perfect for that.
Griffin Newman
But it's also, like, he's being serious about playing a fun guy.
Lola Kirk
Yes.
Griffin Newman
Where I'm like, he might have been less of a prick on this movie than on every other movie. There's a possibility maybe that him taking Spicoli seriously made him easier to work with.
Ben Hosley
Did you go method, you think?
Griffin Newman
Yes, he did.
Ben Hosley
So he got stoned.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Lola Kirk
Hell, I mean, his eyes, I was. How you could not. The eye, I was like, someone either is the best makeup artist of all time figured out how to do that.
David Sims
The eyes or just general, like, redness. Like, there's just something very, very.
Griffin Newman
He notoriously was like, I will treat this as if I am playing.
David Sims
You can't call me Sean. I'm only Jazz.
Griffin Newman
None of the actors, like, interacted with him. This seems like a nicer guy to interact with. With. But to your point, usually that's annoying because it's people doing that to play tortured people. Right.
Lola Kirk
Or Right. Right.
Griffin Newman
If you're taking something that could be this silly, that seriously, you're just kind of like, dude, you're sucking the fun out of it. You watch the final product and you're like, this is too overthought.
Lola Kirk
Well, you're not understanding the assignment. And this is something I feel as an actress all the time.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Lola Kirk
Like, I overburdened the script with my idea of what good acting is.
Griffin Newman
Very well said.
Lola Kirk
And I'm like, oh, my God. It was a scene where I was supposed to eat, like, pasta. And a normal person would do that with a knife and fork, but not I. I use spoons.
Griffin Newman
Well, this is the movie brain thing of both of us being like obsessive movie dorks is you, like, read the script and you go like, oh, this is that type of scene. Like, rather than trying to do the math on, like, what serves the character, you're like.
Lola Kirk
Or what serves the story right.
Griffin Newman
You're like, what are my favorite pasta scenes in movies? And how do I make this my version of that? Or whatever.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Like, he is so serving the. Yes, it is one of the best comedic performances of all time. There are also so many cases of things like this where it's like a serious actor who has an early, like, quote unquote silly performance and they're really embarrassed by it. And he's like, no, that's like amongst the best work I've ever done. I take it really seriously. He will do every retrospective interview.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Like, he just knows the values so much. It's just so funny to be like, oh, the pen kid. He's like, fucking Method. He's the new Brando. He does one movie, then he does this. It like, turns him into this surprise kind of like teen, like, movie star for a moment in like a very different vein. And he doesn't distance himself from it and yet then goes back to doing his other shit and becomes like, that guy times a billion. Yeah.
David Sims
I mean, yeah, he did we're no Angels. He's made very few comedies.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
And usually when he makes a comedy quote unquote, it's kind of like a crime comedy or whatever. Like, it's got like a edge to it.
Griffin Newman
But I also feel like the times.
David Sims
That Ty Grams is a comedy. Right?
Griffin Newman
Yeah, it's very fun. No, he's been. He's done funny things, if you ask me, in the last 15 or 20 years. And almost all of them are self parody of making fun of how serious he is.
David Sims
But his my favorite Sean Penn performance all time is Milk, which is a drama, but is like such a. Like life, like, you know, filled with life. So humorous. Like, he's so great.
Griffin Newman
It's the same thing as Spicoli where you're like, there is like a beauty to the purity of this character and the optimism of that, where you're surprised that he's able to conjure that for a guy who's so, like, Gangsta Squad. But then, like, right. He'll show up on, like, Not Curb youb Enthusiasm.
David Sims
He's so funny in Licorice Pizza, playing a guy who takes himself too serious.
Griffin Newman
And even, like, he's, like, funny and Walter Mitty. Like, there'll be these things where it feels like he's riffing on. Sean Penn is humorless.
Lola Kirk
Right.
Griffin Newman
And he does it well.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
But the bizarre thing is to see him nail this Mystic River.
David Sims
That's a comedy.
Lola Kirk
I thought it was hilarious.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Lola Kirk
Okay, wait, I have to pee.
David Sims
Okay, go ahead. I'll keep. I'm going to keep doing context while you pee. Judge. Judge Reinhold is the only person they like who reads for the role.
Griffin Newman
You're on it.
David Sims
My favorite performance in the movie, kind of in a weird sort of a way. Wonderful and. Or also a performance that reveals more to me as you rewatch this movie. I've seen it, this movie, many, many, many times.
Griffin Newman
I mean, we'll talk about the moment.
David Sims
Subtle. Exactly.
Griffin Newman
Yes. But to Lola's point. Nicholas Cage read for that part originally. They liked him. They found out he was underage, would not be able to shoot adult hours.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
So they throw him the Brad's Bud part just as a letter. Like, hey, kid, we'll, like, give you a credit and help you get your SAG card.
David Sims
Can I tell you what Art Linson said about Judge Reinhold? As they are obviously wrestling with, like. Right. We do. We cast this underage actor and apparently they like Reinhold. And Art Linson says, look at this guy. He's as old as Ed Aster. Just think that's a great insult. And so they cast. Everyone in the senior class is basically played by a 25 year old, which is my wife remarked on immediately. She was like. It's like all the teen movies where, like. And I'm like, it's kind of starting, you know, like, Judge also. It's sort of unavoidable, but. Yes. And also, he just reads old.
Griffin Newman
I was gonna say. I think you could pull him. He's about class at 17 and he still would have read old. I think he's just got a bit of an old man.
David Sims
He's got the gawkiness. He's so tall that he.
Griffin Newman
The deep voice. I love it. But I think to your point, in this movie, it feels. It feels deliberate and appropriately applied that it's kind of speaking to an ecstatic truth of when you are 15 or 16, how old an 18 year old feels. Right. Like the gulf between him and Jennifer Jason Leigh. And I know Jennifer Jason Leigh is also not a teenager in this movie, but she is.
David Sims
She's like 19.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
David Sims
She's like 19 or 20. She's. Everyone's a few years older than they're playing.
Griffin Newman
Six years between them in real life feels reflective of how big the two years between those characters feels when you're a teenager for that very reason. Exactly.
David Sims
I don't know if you agree with that.
Ben Hosley
It's so authentically capturing what it's like to be. Be.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Ben Hosley
That age and be that and that time in your life that I think you just settle in. And I'm not. I'm not so distracted.
David Sims
No.
Ben Hosley
By that fact.
David Sims
You know, I don't find it remotely distracting. But I'm also watching actors I know as older actors.
Griffin Newman
Well, there's that part.
David Sims
I'm like, look at Jennifer. Jason Lee's like little puppy fat cheeks and like, look at baby Sean Penn. Look at baby Judge.
Griffin Newman
Right.
David Sims
You know, like, I'm like, I know what these guys grow up to be.
Griffin Newman
It is wild to watch a movie like this where so many people in it continue to be relevant, where you're like, you have like many, many people where the careers are really long and important. And then you read the list of like so many of the other people who read for parts or were close to parts. And it's one of those things where you're like, there's an entire alternate cast of this movie that would have been good that aren't like Eric Stoltz and Back to the Future. Like, thank God we missed that. Eric Stoltz, of course.
David Sims
Also in this he is Matthew Broderick, Ralph Macchio, Scott Baio, Ali Sheedy are people who read and who came close or whatever. Jennifer Jason Leigh obviously turn big breakthrough. Phoebe Kates Art Linson found in a juice bar because she was just so gorgeous.
Griffin Newman
Jody Foster was. The studio wanted her for the Jennifer Jason Lee young actor makes perfect sense. Justin Baitman was offered the Phoebe Kates part and did Family Ties instead.
David Sims
Well, that worked out for everybody. Normal poster.
Griffin Newman
Tom Hanks turned down for Brad.
David Sims
Yeah, Tom Hanks makes total sense for Brad.
Lola Kirk
Yes.
David Sims
But I'm happy we got the judge.
Griffin Newman
Me too.
David Sims
Movies made for five and a half million dollars shot in 35 days. Sherman Oaks Galleria is the mall. They use Van Nuys High School, which I feel like is a high school that gets used all the time. Is the high school.
Griffin Newman
The main two producers on this are Art Linson, as we said, and then what's his name? Irving Azoff, who is a big music producer as well.
David Sims
Right. And he's putting the soundtrack together, which is incredible.
Griffin Newman
So there's basically this balance of, like, they got this heavyweight who's able to negotiate to get some of the songs they want, but he's like, I represent Stevie Nicks. You got to put a Stevie Nicks song in there.
Lola Kirk
What is that song?
Griffin Newman
Sleeping angel, which is an incredible song.
Lola Kirk
Yeah. I have never heard it.
Griffin Newman
I know it from the fast time.
David Sims
The Eagles had just broken up, and he kept trying to get every, like, solo Eagles project that was starting up as well. Like, he'd be like, you gotta do this and this and this. And Heckerling is fighting for, like, I want edgy new music. I want Fear. I want the Go Gos. I want the Talking Heads. I want Oingo Boingo, the Dead Kennedys. Like, she's fighting for that. And they're just. The soundtrack is a compromise, but I.
Griffin Newman
Think it's a great balance. Like, it working and it. Yeah. There's a weird thing of, like, it having these leftover 70s songs that you're like, they would still be circulating. It's that thing people talk about with period films. Like, if you're making a movie in 1980, the art director should look at things from 1975, because it feels wrong if everyone has the newest clothes, the newest furniture, the newest cars. Right. And so there's that sense of, like, these songs would still be on the radio. And also, Amy Heckerling was clearly, like, finding things that were right on the edge of breaking through.
David Sims
It's perfect because when you're a teenager, you do listen to, like, old.
Griffin Newman
Exactly.
David Sims
You know, it's all in the same radio music as well as new shit.
Griffin Newman
It's a perfect soundtrack.
David Sims
They test screen it in Orange county and famously get terrible results, probably because Orange county is more conservative.
Griffin Newman
And that's. That was Art Lindsey.
David Sims
The studio gets spooked, and Art Linson.
Griffin Newman
Was like, this is not our audience. We made a movie that. That has sex and drugs in an honest way. And this is. These are not our people.
David Sims
They have to cut Robert Romanes's penis out of the movie because they got an X rating correct. When they cut it out, they go back to an R rating. Now, my Blu Ray lovingly includes his penis.
Griffin Newman
The Criterion Collection version is it a.
Lola Kirk
Flaccid penis just of him taking his pant?
David Sims
Just when they're undressing. It is, in my opinion, crucial to the scene because the idea of they're both equally vulnerable in that moment.
Griffin Newman
And the scene's timed a little differently.
David Sims
It's just slightly longer.
Griffin Newman
Right. It's a little more awkward. I mean, she gets, gets. Look, the abridged version of it has its own comedic power because it becomes so ridiculously fast. But, yes, it is, like, quietly restored on the Criterion version. I feel like there wasn't even a lot of noise made about it at the time, but it was the first time. You can now see her version of.
David Sims
That and someone within your. Oh, what is event. Sorry, did you want to say.
Ben Hosley
I was just going to say. I mean, not even a One Minute Man.
David Sims
No.
Griffin Newman
Yes. No, no, no. He dreams of a man. Of course we'll get to it. But it's just like. Yeah, yeah. The arc of that character is unbelievable.
David Sims
Someone internally at Universal writes a memo to Nid Tannen and Sid Scheinberg, who run the studio and say, if you release this film, like, the future of the studio is in doubt.
Griffin Newman
People were talking about it as if it was kids.
David Sims
Right?
Griffin Newman
As if, like, this is a movie with, like, you know, like, unsimulated sex and, like, intravenous drugs. Like, the level of outrage within then the studio is insane.
David Sims
So they kind of release it quietly, then are flabbergasted that kids are really excited by the movie and want to see it.
Griffin Newman
It does. Okay. Yeah.
David Sims
But they basically could never kind of catch up to the demand. And then it becomes the early VHS super smash.
Griffin Newman
It was a weird scramble.
David Sims
And famously, when you rent the vhs, the Phoebe Kate scene is completely degraded.
Lola Kirk
Oh, my God.
David Sims
100%.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, yeah. Which then makes it mythical of like, I have a cousin who saw it in theaters.
David Sims
Right. Yeah, But. But it is an early example of a movie that owes so much of its life to video.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Because it was sort of the early days of video.
Griffin Newman
And it's also.
David Sims
And obviously it's a teen thing.
Griffin Newman
I was gonna say it's a little early in the 80s teen movie trend, you know, I mean, it's not like the one that kickstarts everything, but it does feel.
Lola Kirk
Which one did kickstart everything?
Griffin Newman
Let's do a timeline on this boy. No, because the first Hughes is 84. Is that.
David Sims
Oh, no, no. Okay, okay. Well, you have to go back to, like, like, last picture shown, American Graffiti, which are these early 70s new Hollywood movies, but they're about teens.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Now they're vint. They're. They're set in the 50s. Nostalgic. But they're a little realer.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
And so like, I feel like, I mean, and if you go even back even further to like the blackboard jungle or whatever, like there's, you know, there's like early.
Griffin Newman
Like those movies are real but also kind of wistful. Right. And have this sense of being a little more elevated because they are then 78.
David Sims
You have animals.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Which I feel like that is the, the to me, original R rated movie for teens.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Right. Like, where it's like, it's kind of contradictory. And it was like, why would you make like a grown up movie essentially that's about stupid idiot teenagers getting naked and swearing and like getting in fights or whatever.
Griffin Newman
Right. But it's also college sex.
David Sims
It's college. So it's a little more grown up. But still, it's like, it's not like that movie is for, you know, sweater wearing 40 year olds. Right. Like, I mean, no.
Griffin Newman
In fact, that movie flips off the sweater wearing 40 year olds.
David Sims
And so then I guess it's like rock and roll. High school is an early one. Right. And like, I'm trying to think of other, like, early. I mean, this is really one of the first ones.
Griffin Newman
To me, this is the thing. I think this Porky's is a turning.
David Sims
Point too as well.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
And Porky's kind of is porn, right? Like, Porky's is like softcore porn.
Griffin Newman
I think those.
David Sims
I'm not saying that judgmentally. It's just like Porky's is a little bit more like, let's do some plots so we can get to like more sex jokes and nudity and stuff.
Griffin Newman
I put forward the notion that Porky's and Fast basically creates the two lanes that these movies go on for the next decade. Right. Where it's like Fast Times more directly leads to like Hughes and Martha Kulage. And then Porky's leads to just like Screwballs and Hot Dog. The movie. All the movies where like, dudes are things and jerking off.
David Sims
Have you seen Porky's?
Lola Kirk
No.
David Sims
Do you know what Porky's is?
Lola Kirk
Yes. I mean, I know the poster.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hosley
Of course there's a character named Booger.
Griffin Newman
No, you're thinking Revenge of the Nerds.
David Sims
That's Revenge of the Nerds, which is kind of sanitized Hollywood Porkies. Right. I would say. And Revenge of the Nerds has essentially like a rape subplot in it that it doesn't recognize as a rape.
Lola Kirk
Right.
David Sims
It's like, it's like, huh, this is funny.
Griffin Newman
It treats us sort of a, like, snobs versus slobs victory.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
That, like, the nerds got one over on the uptight, cool girl side, which.
David Sims
Is an example of, like, how dysfunctional these movies are.
Griffin Newman
Correct.
David Sims
Which this one is not.
Griffin Newman
Well, this is what I'm saying is that there becomes this split into, like, the movies that are just, like, hormonally, like, tits and hijinks. Right?
David Sims
Like Losing it and Private School. And I'm trying to, you know, like all this sex comedies of the mid-80s.
Griffin Newman
And then there's the sort of like, inner life of the teen movie made compassionately, kind of like John Hughes movies, right? And Valley Girl and stuff like that, you know, even in a sillier version or whatever. And that this is the one that's, like, kind of both, but it's also neither in a much more intelligent way. But as you said, it's also neither either.
David Sims
Like, this movie is also one of the very few that's directed by a woman of any of the movies we're talking about. And it's just the way it depicts sex, to me, is all because a woman is directing it.
Griffin Newman
I agree. They, during. During the pandemic Museum of Moving Image, along with the, like, Queen Science center, did this whole summer series of drive in double features that we went to a couple of. We went to Robocop and Escape from New York.
Ben Hosley
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Griffin Newman
I. I mean, you take a taxi.
Lola Kirk
Griffin. Griffin.
Griffin Newman
I would make people drive me. My friend Ben.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
But I kept on anytime I saw a good one on the schedule. And I was so scared of doing anything during the pandemic. I'd, like, text everyone I knew with a car and be like, hey, what, you want to do this on Tuesday?
Ben Hosley
Griffin wouldn't let me Hot box, though, which was so fun.
Lola Kirk
What a narc.
David Sims
Did he at least make out with you? Of course.
Griffin Newman
I mean, okay, I'm a gentleman.
David Sims
He put. He put out.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
You bought the pot over the shirt.
Griffin Newman
Stuff over the shirt. Over the shirt. They did a Fast Times Dazed and Confused double feature that I went to with our old friends Ramona and Eloise Head.
Lola Kirk
Oh.
Griffin Newman
And Ramona just turns to me, like, an hour into fast times and is like, how did this get made?
David Sims
Yeah, well, it's a little bit.
Griffin Newman
Not to quote Paul Sheer, And I was like, it's directed by a woman. And she's like that. Oh, okay. But was just so confounded by, like, this is from 1982. And it's treating this stuff this way. Why does this Feel different than every other teen movie movie I've seen. And I was like, that is the key difference.
Lola Kirk
Something I feel like it really nails is how grown up kids are.
Griffin Newman
Yes, yes.
Lola Kirk
Like, that's something.
David Sims
And yet aren't.
Lola Kirk
And yet aren't. But how grown up they, like, seem like they are. Like, I love how untimid Jennifer Jason Lee is. Or her character is about sex. And whether that's because she's compensating for a real timidity that she does have.
David Sims
It's a little bit that. But then she does actually. Right. Have a sexual boldness to her that she doesn't quite know how to express, I guess.
Griffin Newman
Here's the thing that hit me on this watch that I don't think I picked up on before. Does this movie not show a single parent?
David Sims
It doesn't show any parents.
Griffin Newman
But, like, that's to your point that it, like, it is just about treating them as autonomous individuals. They are not defined by their relationship with their parents, which I feel like is such a big part of all these other movies. Breakfast Club, that only has the parents at the beginning is so much of them talking about their parents.
David Sims
Well, but Breakfast Club is also them very loudly talking about their social class. Whereas in this movie, all of that is you there for you, if you want to think about it, especially how Damon is clearly so much poorer than most of the characters in this movie. But you don't really think about it until the end of the movie.
Griffin Newman
And the movie also doesn't really create, like, a social strata within the school of. Of, like the. The hierarchy of the clicks, because that's. It's just sort of like these are just happening. Right.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Everyone's sort of coexisting. You have different types, because that's what everybody wants.
David Sims
Some is also about, to me, is it's like. It's like throwing back to a less cliquey time. It's college, obviously, but right. Where you're like, stoners, jocks, who cares? Let's all just, like, hang out, man, and sing songs and get stoned.
Griffin Newman
But this is. This is quite as utopian subculture culture taking over. Over.
David Sims
But everyone wants to go see fucking Van Halen.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Or whatever. Like whoever's playing at the, you know, Blue Oyster Cult, man. Where were you two weeks ago? He had all the Blue Oyster Cult tickets.
Ben Hosley
Then.
David Sims
Do you just, like, wait for them to do Don't Fear the Reaper and then you're like, all right, I'm out.
Ben Hosley
All right, thanks so much.
David Sims
Hopefully they start with that.
Ben Hosley
Yep. We need to shout out too, just because we didn't include it. Grease, I feel, feels like another.
David Sims
It's a good point.
Ben Hosley
Teen movie.
David Sims
Yes. And Greece before the musical is much raunchier. And then the. The movie version is a little. Sands it down a little bit to make it more.
Lola Kirk
But another movie that is nostalgic for an earlier time.
David Sims
Another. Right. 20 years ago.
Griffin Newman
That was the bridge though, I do think. Because also Animal House is a period piece.
David Sims
Yes, it is.
Griffin Newman
People forget that. But like all of these, they all.
David Sims
Feel like period pieces now. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
But all of them were getting in through the system because it was like slightly older filmmakers making films about their childhoods with a distance that was more sellable to middle aged audience members. You know, rather than being like, we are just making movies for teenagers. Which I think was seen as like a limiting audience, like as a business model at that time. And then in the 80s, they're like, oh, fuck, teenagers have money, they go to malls. We gotta make more movies for them.
David Sims
So we've got. Jennifer Jason Leigh is a sort of major character. I'm trying to think of, like how you organize this film storyline.
Griffin Newman
I feel like she's the ostensible lead.
Lola Kirk
She's the main part.
David Sims
She's probably the biggest lead character. And then you've got.
Griffin Newman
Do you have performances on your Oscar bracket for this movie? Because I was doing the math on this. David has a spreadsheet of who he would nominate in every category every year for decades.
David Sims
That is cool. You shouldn't be telling her that.
Griffin Newman
That's why I have to tell her.
Lola Kirk
David. I like this game though. Yeah, I'm not that cool.
David Sims
So Jennifer Jason Leigh is my winner for best Actress.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
David Sims
Yeah. And then I have Sean Penn nominated, supporting and judge, and that's it. I don't have any. I mean, but that's plenty.
Griffin Newman
Who's she beating for actress in your adt?
David Sims
Oh, Sean Young for Blade Runner. Mary Warrenov for Eating Raul. Very underrated movie. Dee Wallace for ET And Jo Beth Williams for Poltergeist. I think it's kind of like a weird year for actress.
Griffin Newman
Interesting.
David Sims
Yeah, but I might be kind of.
Lola Kirk
Did Meryl Streep not make a movie that year?
David Sims
I think she did 82.
Lola Kirk
What was it? Sil.
Griffin Newman
Like French Lieutenant's Woman.
David Sims
That's a great movie. Or that's a good movie. Let me look up the Oscars for that year.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. So the Oscars, you have zero overlap.
David Sims
Definitely. Because the Oscars for that year is the Gandhi. ET Oscars yeah, right. And so. Oh, right. Sophie's Choice. Meryl Streep wins for Sophie's Choice.
Lola Kirk
Okay.
Griffin Newman
That's a movie that year she made the Meryl Streep.
David Sims
I've never seen Sophie's Choice.
Griffin Newman
Me neither.
Lola Kirk
Nor I.
Griffin Newman
We've all tried chosen the other.
David Sims
I haven't seen these movies. I've never seen missing the custard graphics movie, which is SpaceX. I've never seen Francis where Jessica Lange plays Francis Farmer. I bet it's good, but it's kind.
Griffin Newman
Of hard to see now. Is that right?
David Sims
I think a lot of these movies end up in weird. Right?
Griffin Newman
I've always wanted zones or whatever.
David Sims
I've never seen An Officer and a Gentleman in full. I've seen that like half on TV or whatever. Deborah Winger.
Lola Kirk
I'm cool.
Griffin Newman
Cool.
Lola Kirk
It's great. I mean, I love Deborah Winger. Huge fan.
David Sims
I do too. Big Deborah Winger fan. Probably five years prior. Would have been perfect for Fast Times. Original one. She kind of has. Well, did she make a movie with Amy Heckerling? No, she didn't.
Griffin Newman
No.
David Sims
But I feel like, I don't know, there's a world where they would have crossed. Okay, so Jennifer Jason Lee is your main character. And then Phoebe Cates is sort of attached to her. Right. Like. And I guess Brian Backer, Rat is sort of a main character with Romanus. Kind of, you know, the, you know, victim of. Attached to him.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
And then Judge Reinhold is sort of your third ish, like, most important main character.
Griffin Newman
Yes. I think the Rat Demone Sean Penn.
David Sims
Is kind of floating around.
Griffin Newman
Is that for the first half, Rat is leading that storyline. The second half, Damon is leading that storyline. There's sort of one thread that flips in terms of.
David Sims
This all feels like it flies in the face of how you would do this kind of event. Absolutely right.
Griffin Newman
To not force any sort of more conventional structure on the book, you know, or hooks or any of that kind of stuff. And to just have it be like. It's just sort of a fudgy timeline of a year.
David Sims
Yeah, yeah, 100%. Let's not even worry about homework or parents or. Right. Like, oh, I gotta get into college or I gotta, you know, none of that shit.
Griffin Newman
My favorite thing about the decision to really center around the mall is like really tying each of them to their jobs and also forcing these characters to spend half of the movie in the dumbest uniforms possible.
David Sims
Really dorky clothes.
Griffin Newman
Like, it gets this. This sense of like this weird conflict between like you feel like a grown up because you have A responsibility, and you're making money on your own for the first time. But the payoff for that is you got to wear some dumb and flirt with the people you like while wearing that.
David Sims
It's such a big part of the book. And that's the Judge Reinhold character, Brad, who I love. It's such a great joke that he's like, I'm so good at this.
Lola Kirk
I'm a single, successful. I'd be successful guy.
David Sims
I'm on top of the world. I got to figure it out, essentially. And it's just like, he's. It's beautiful like the rest. Every other character in this movie, I think is more just kind of like, God, I cannot wait to be a fucking grownup like, and get out of this shit and, like, go do whatever exciting things I want to do. And Brad is the guy who's like, it ain't getting better than this, baby. I got a saber, baby. I got my Buick. I got my job. I got my girl.
Griffin Newman
I've been going steady for three years or whatever. You know what's funny? I'm realizing now Brad is kind of the original template for the Cameron Crow character. Okay, not as much, like, say anything, but Brad is like a mini high school version of a. Like, Jerry Maguire, where it's like this guy who kind of feels like, I have it all figured out. I'm a master in the universe.
David Sims
So fun pulling the rug out.
Griffin Newman
And then his life just, like, crumbles, and he's like, I'm getting it together. You know? Like, Brad just keeps being, like, going to get this back on track.
Lola Kirk
The thing that shocked me the most watching it last night was that it's Forest Whitaker.
David Sims
Yeah, he's. He is. It's one of his first roles where you're just like, he's like, 20, 21 years old.
Griffin Newman
Like, he's in three scenes. But the way this movie's shot, you're like, he's around in the background a bunch.
Lola Kirk
But I always remembered, like, how that character had one eye smaller than the other.
David Sims
Yeah, right.
Lola Kirk
And then rewatching it, I was like, oh, yeah, that guy looks like Forest Whitaker with one eye smaller than the other. And then I looked it up, and I was like, that is.
David Sims
It's Forest Whitaker, baby.
Griffin Newman
We covered this on some other episode. Maybe it was the Panic Room episode. But this thing I find fascinating is, like, this is his first movie.
David Sims
Is that right? Yeah. He has one other credit the same year called Tag the Assassination Game.
Griffin Newman
And then he does Color of Money.
David Sims
Yeah, but that's four years later.
Griffin Newman
He has some other credits in between, or just one.
David Sims
He's in Vision Quest.
Griffin Newman
It's like us in Movie, then Color Money. He's got this, like, really, like, done some TV kind of showcase, extended role.
David Sims
Right. He's really good in the Color Money. And he's in Platoon that year.
Griffin Newman
And then after Platoon and Color of Money, Lola Forest Whitaker is like, I don't know my craft. And then, like, goes to drama school. He already, like, has five major credits and has, like, worked with incredible people. And it's like, I need to get serious about this. And then, hell, yeah. Goes to fucking conservatory and then comes back and is like, here I go. I'm ready.
David Sims
I mean, I don't. Interesting, because I. You sure that didn't happen after Vision Quest? Because he goes right from Color Money and Platoon to Stake out in Good Morning Vietnam to Bird.
Griffin Newman
Like, then. You know what? Maybe I'm right. Maybe it's in between.
David Sims
I feel like it must be before.
Griffin Newman
In between Vision Quests and Color.
David Sims
It makes sense, too, because he comes out of whatever that was a much more fully formed actor, so that I.
Griffin Newman
Knew there was a gap. But it has to be that because.
David Sims
In this, he's being cast for his physicality. He really, like, he looks the part. He's so funny. Just for, like, one minute, basically. Like, as the. I mean, I think the scene where Damon pretends to be his friend is really funny because he doesn't. He's not mean to Demone. He's just kind of like, okay.
Griffin Newman
I mean, this movie just constantly, somehow holds back from the most obvious version of every scene, of every joke and, like, just grounding it enough in realistic behavior.
David Sims
Yeah. And not. Yeah. Not making too much of a meal out of the fact that, like, Phoebe Cates is making up a boyfriend, essentially.
Griffin Newman
Probably.
David Sims
Or whatever. Whatever. That. Completely delusional about a guy she had sex with one time or something that Damone is full of shit about, you know, his. His little business as a scalper that Brad is.
Lola Kirk
You know, he's. So he's not a scalper.
David Sims
No, he is, but it's just like, he's acting like he's some. Wheeler.
Lola Kirk
Doesn't have any money for the abortion.
David Sims
He doesn't have any fucking money. Like, he's clearly really, like, laying himself out way too much to get, like. People like to like him by getting them.
Griffin Newman
I'm asking the question, too. One of his, you know, big intro scenes is him explaining to Rat the, like, five moves that always get a.
David Sims
Woman right this kind of like, pickup artist.
Griffin Newman
This guy's got all the answers. My read, especially watching it.
David Sims
Is he a virgin when he has.
Griffin Newman
Is he losing his virginity? Yeah. Right. Yeah, of course.
David Sims
If not, then he's barely ever had sex.
Griffin Newman
I had always considered it. And watching it this time, I was like, here's 100%.
David Sims
This is the bigger question. Is Damone hot?
Lola Kirk
Yes.
Griffin Newman
Would you demone this is when I was 14, I was.
David Sims
I might not him if I got to know him, because then I'd be kind of.
Lola Kirk
He was hot when I was a teenager, I thought he was hot now.
Griffin Newman
When I was 14, I was like, damon is so cool. And this movie pulls off this amazing narrative twist of revealing that he's a piece of. Right. But I was like, the first half the movie, I'm buying his coolness. And now I watch it and I'm like, see through it from the get go. This guy's trying too hard.
David Sims
I find him. I find the film is very compassionate to him, which I like.
Lola Kirk
I agree.
David Sims
It would be easy for him to be a villain because he does the most straightforwardly villainous thing in the movie, which is he doesn't pay for the abortion and doesn't show up more than.
Griffin Newman
Anything, like, beyond the pain, Cowardice.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
The cowardice is not showing up and saying, I'm sorry I couldn't get the money.
David Sims
And I like that the movie doesn't really punish him. Like, that rat and him sort of, like, shake on it. And they're, like, kind of still friends. Although it's always going to be weird.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
And that he's just going to be Damone, like. And it's kind of like, you know, you're like, punishment enough that he's kind of, you know, a bit of a bottom feeder or whatever it is.
Griffin Newman
It is an incredible performance.
David Sims
It's a great performance. And then I really think it's crucial that at the end of that movie, near the end of, you see him coming out of his house, his apartment, and you're like, right, he doesn't have a big fucking house with a pool.
Griffin Newman
That lives in an apartment.
David Sims
Yeah. Like, it's like. Like, you just get more and more. You get to know him more as the movie goes on in a way that. Again, again, whatever, a regular teen movie would just not bother.
Griffin Newman
And it isn't overstated. But he.
David Sims
It's not overstated. No, no.
Griffin Newman
But there's the moment when he goes to Jennifer Jason Leigh's house and he goes, oh, man, must be nice to have a pool yeah.
David Sims
And she has a pool house to.
Griffin Newman
Have sex in a changing room or whatever they call it.
David Sims
She has a pool house. Yeah, you know, whatever.
Griffin Newman
But that happens like, 10 minutes before you see the one shot of him leaving and you've heard, you know, that she called him and his mom picked up and said, he's in the garage working with dad. Dad. Right, right. But, like, it's all that sort of stuff where you're like, so what's the structure of his life? What are his parents like? You don't see it. You don't know.
David Sims
Yeah, it's just a little more lower middle class or whatever.
Ben Hosley
I love his fashion. He has such good.
Lola Kirk
Also his. His musical taste from his walls are, like, incredible. The tattoo you poster that's on the wall, like, you do get this sense of his aspiration and his desperation to leave this world that he's in, which is very different from the Jennifer Jason Lee character's life.
Griffin Newman
This guy wants to be Cameron Crowe, right?
David Sims
I guess so.
Griffin Newman
Like, as much as.
David Sims
Or at least he wants to go live in the city.
Griffin Newman
I think this guy lacks the focus to be like, I should be writing reviews or trying to interview musicians. But, like, what he dreams of is that kind of life of, like, I am friends with all the people I think are cool, and they respect that I am cool. His whole posture is like, can I present a worldliness, an awareness of culture, you know, a sort of understanding of business that shows these teenagers that I'm on a different level and I'm beyond this. And in reality, he just wants those people to be like, you belong here with us.
Lola Kirk
Well, he's like, you're an eagle. You know, I guess in today's terms, he would just have been like, a hipster.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Lola Kirk
And Jennifer Jason Leigh, like, if you look at her bedroom, like, she's. She loves her life in a way. Like, she. When she takes Rat into her room, she wants to show him pictures, like, of her and her friends. It's so sweet. It breaks my heart, like, because she likes having pictures of her friends and she likes her family. And then when you see Spicoli's room, I mean, you really do understand. Yes, I did see that A lot of those pictures on his wall are of Dorothy Stratton, which is another interesting.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, yeah, but that's.
Lola Kirk
We have two Lana Clarkson and Dorothy Stratton references in that movie. Yes, very interesting. Right.
Griffin Newman
But she was star 80. I mean, this is like her era. Um, but. But even that, I'm like, the absence of the parents is so fascinating, because it doesn't feel like the stylistic choice that is calling attention to itself, and yet, like, they are less present in this world than they are in fucking peanuts. Right. Like, you don't even have a representation of their absence.
Lola Kirk
But you can. What's. What's nice to me, and I think, you know, is a. Is a good maybe note for filmmakers now is, like, you understand the inner lives of these kids without having any of them talk about how depressed they are.
Griffin Newman
Totally. And. And to. To the point, I feel like you were setting up when you see Spicoli's room, and especially that moment at the end when Mr. Hand is leaving and he clocks all the naked women on the wall and just kind of gives it a beat and then walks out.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
My mind starts to go like, oh, this quietly says a lot about Spicoli's parents. I don't need to see them. I don't need to hear them referred to.
David Sims
He's. They're chill about this.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. There's something here in the culture of Spicoli's home where it's like his entire room is.
Lola Kirk
Spicoli has no mom. Is the immediate thing that I think. I mean, you have the dad. It's. It's the little brother references dad. And then I don't think your mom would let you have that stuff on your walls.
Griffin Newman
There's all this coding where, like, this movie makes you kind of, like, spin out, considering the aspects of the characters that aren't stated directly through the little hints it gives you of these things. And, like, seeing Damon's room before you see him leaving the complex, you know, like, oh, his taste is good. Look at who he has on his walls. Versus, oh, he's the only person in this movie who doesn't live in a house.
David Sims
But Spicoli also has the most incredible fashion.
Lola Kirk
And I. Oh, those vans.
David Sims
The. The vans.
Lola Kirk
I didn't realize that that was, you know, originated by Spicoli.
Griffin Newman
He's right there.
David Sims
The kind of pink knitted sweater thing, everything. Turtleneck under the cult 45T shirt. And the last seen all of them, you're like, I know. The whole point of this guy is he just rolls out of bed right into a van that's filled with bonk. But I'm like, he's making choices. He's making great choices.
Ben Hosley
I mean, this movie, I think, really.
David Sims
Extra cheese sausage, not a bad pizza order.
Ben Hosley
This movie really, I think, gave vans as a brand. Like, expose them to, like, the mainstream.
Griffin Newman
See him take them out of a box.
Ben Hosley
It Was like, skater, right.
Griffin Newman
Show the fresh one straight to camera and then fucking hit himself in the head with it. You're like, those shoes are cool.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hosley
I'm wearing my van slip ons today.
David Sims
I had a Vans. They would always just kind of fall apart on me kind of fast. They're, you know, they're not great. No offense to vans, who should sponsor our show. Like, love come on board band.
Griffin Newman
Sure.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
David Sims
But I do feel like they kind of fall apart on me quickly.
Lola Kirk
They're never going to come on board now that you said that.
Ben Hosley
Well, maybe you walk, but also like.
David Sims
No, but I'm playing hard to get. They're going to be like, we got to win a.
Ben Hosley
Like, Converse high tops. Another iconic piece of shoe or what I want. They fall apart similarly. They're. I think they're kind of made their ephemeral.
Griffin Newman
I was a fucking last duct tape.
Lola Kirk
Maybe that's the new tag line. Like, nothing lasts forever when you're enjoyable. There's something there just like puke.
David Sims
Green Converses, I loved them.
Lola Kirk
I had hot pink Converse.
Griffin Newman
Hell, I had all black. The sole, everything was black.
Lola Kirk
Those were cool.
Griffin Newman
And then I refused to retire them, so I would, like, tape them up to try to get another two months out of them.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And by the end of it, it was like, these are more duct tape than they are shoes. We're so.
David Sims
So it was like, when you're a teen, you're like, I don't get to get shoes that often. You know, like, it was such a big deal. Now I'm just kind of like, shoes are, you know, Maddox, you can just go get more.
Griffin Newman
I know, but it was just like.
David Sims
Back then, it really.
Lola Kirk
You did like, you can't order them online. You had to go to 8th street between 5th and 6th.
Griffin Newman
That was the shoe block.
Lola Kirk
That was the all. All shoes.
David Sims
I went to a uniform school.
Griffin Newman
There were zero shoe stores left on the block. Now. It's crazy.
Lola Kirk
What is it now?
Griffin Newman
It's like just juice bars and avocado toast. I'm going to AI.
Lola Kirk
Everything is chat GPT store.
David Sims
I had to wear black non sneakers. Right. Like, it's like I had a dress. I had a dress code. I was wearing a uniform, as many British students do.
Lola Kirk
So I wore soles.
Griffin Newman
So I wore Doc Martens.
David Sims
Wearing Doc Martens was the way to be, like, kind of cool while still, like, obeying the rules. It's like, these aren't sneakers.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
And they are black. Right. So they're not like, they don't have.
Lola Kirk
Like a pattern that's why Dr. Martin invented Doc Martens.
Griffin Newman
I like you calling him Dr. Martin.
David Sims
Dr. Martin.
Lola Kirk
He's my physician.
David Sims
Well, he was hanging out with Dr. Pepper and who else? Who are the other doctors of Dr. Detroit?
Lola Kirk
Dr. Martin's. When I was a child, Dr. Martin and I. I used to have the floral dog Martin.
Griffin Newman
Oh, sure.
David Sims
I believe they are. They are officially Dr. Martin.
Lola Kirk
Thank you.
Griffin Newman
You know, here's my strong memory of what we're talking about with like, oh, my God, I finally get to shoes. Is like trying to sell my mom. Like, oh, God, these shoes hurt. I think my feet are growing too much. You know that you try to jump ahead of, like, you're only getting new shoes when you've grown out of them. When you're still at an age where the size is like changing rapidly. Oh, my toes are breaking. I need new shoes right now.
Lola Kirk
Wow.
Griffin Newman
So it's a really good performance.
Lola Kirk
How you got. That's how you got into the biz.
Griffin Newman
That's how I got into the biz.
David Sims
I mean, like, such a 50k was.
Griffin Newman
Discovered at a juice bar. I was discovered at a shoe store. And they're like, this kid's really selling toe pain.
Lola Kirk
When you have high standards and fancy.
David Sims
All the fancy things like a Dior.
Lola Kirk
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Griffin Newman
David?
David Sims
Yes?
Griffin Newman
Can you help me out here?
David Sims
Okay, what do you need help with?
Griffin Newman
My jaw's on the floor. Uh, oh, I just gotta lift it up. Thank you. I needed the help because my jaw has been dropping at some of these overpriced wireless plants.
David Sims
Yeah, look, I mean, some of these monthly bills and unexpected overages can really hurt. And getting a summer bod, because, you know, summer's around the corner. Griff is out getting your savings bod is in. That's a thought I've just had.
Griffin Newman
I feel like David Spade peak SNL when I'm looking at the bills from these wireless planes because I want to say bye bye.
David Sims
Oh, yeah, Bye bye.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, sure. Maybe his third best character.
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Griffin Newman
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David Sims
Yeah, your jaw fell down.
Griffin Newman
It fell on the floor. Well first it was falling on the floor in a negative subway because of some of these wireless plans and their prices covered that.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
And then I got this one, it was so good, my jaw fell on the floor with joy.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
Right. And I'm, I'm going, okay, but where's the wire? I go, how I'm going to be tethered to this thing? I couldn't believe it. I was running hoops through it like a magician going, I'm going to catch the wire. Must be invisible, right? But I'm walking around. I swear to God, I'm walking around with a cellular telephone. This thing is 100% wireless and the bills are jaw droppingly good.
David Sims
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Griffin Newman
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David Sims
Just I'm trying to figure out how to tackle this movie. Like I mean we start out with just.
Ben Hosley
Well, we smash your car and spray paint it.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hosley
And that's how we'll get into the movie.
David Sims
Because it's a short movie, 90 minutes. It's nonetheless feels quite epic because I think of the year structure like you Just really feel time passing, even if the movie is generally kind of light.
Griffin Newman
And airy and it doesn't do the plot hole hitting of the seasons reminding you of what month it is. So many movies like this, really, partly.
David Sims
Because it's set in California where it's like. Like this.
Griffin Newman
But I feel like a lot of movies like this try to use, like, holidays to, like, pinpoint where you are in time. And this movie doesn't do any of that. You just sort of realize at the end, like, oh, the year's over.
Ben Hosley
It doesn't even make, like, the dance a thing. Like, often in these teen movies where it's like, it's all building up to the last dance.
Griffin Newman
It's not a thing. Basically, the day of.
David Sims
Sure.
Griffin Newman
No one's talking about an anticipation until the scenes that are taking place that day. Yeah, yeah.
David Sims
It's not what these movies become, which is, oh, I have to ascend the social structure of this school or figure, crack the code or whatever.
Lola Kirk
In fact, the cheerleaders are very made fun of. But I guess that was a trope.
David Sims
I think that's true at the time. I think, yeah, cheerleaders haven't gotten to be alphas yet. And that's such a funny scene where cheerleaders trying to say, God bless her. Like, we worked really hard on this. And everyone is just like, every this. I don't know if this is what kids were like in the early 80s. I wasn't a kid in the early 80s. When they're on the school bus and it's just fucking anarchy. Everyone just throwing shit at each other. Right. It does feel like more discipline came later. There must have just come some point where in, like, pedagogy, it was like, you know what? You should probably, like, make people sit still in their chair.
Griffin Newman
I also think you think of, like, the 60s and the 70s. Like, we don't have to be a.
David Sims
Military school over here when people stopped throwing shit at each other all the time.
Griffin Newman
I think in the 60s and 70s, you had this cultural shift to, like, the youth of America becoming very politically engaged and feeling the need to push back. And the sort of, like, unwieldiness and the chaos of their behavior was like, as means to an end, to make a point. And in the 80s, to some degree, that has, like, dissipated. And now it's just chaos.
Ben Hosley
And all the adults are so burnt.
David Sims
Out at that point.
Lola Kirk
Right.
Griffin Newman
That's the thing, like, you imagine these teachers were, like, 10 years ago dealing with students doing bra burning and being like, well, I can't push back on this or I'll look like a square. And now it's just kids being kids, and they're no longer trying to accomplish anything.
David Sims
But I think about Mr. Hand, played by Ray Walston.
Griffin Newman
Incredible performance.
David Sims
An incredible performance. So I'm going to say that Mr. Hand is the age that Ray Walston was.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
David Sims
Okay. How old do you think Ray Walston is? Great question, because it's going to surprise you how old he is.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. So my Favorite Martian's in the 60s or 50s.
David Sims
My favorite Martian, which was the TV show he's on.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Where he was in the mid-60s.
Griffin Newman
Arguably my favorite Martian.
Lola Kirk
Oh, my God.
Griffin Newman
Had to do it. I debate. I don't know if you saw me just close my eyes and take the beat and go, am I going to go through it with this? But it was too far along. I'm going to GUESS he was 47 when they filmed this.
David Sims
He was 68 years old.
Griffin Newman
That's crazy. I was surprised in the opposite direction. I assumed you were setting me up.
David Sims
That's what you assumed I was doing. And I was shocked to learn that, in fact, he's really old at this point. So let's say he's actually 68 years old. That means he's probably been teaching since, like, World War II.
Griffin Newman
Right. He's been teaching for 40 years.
David Sims
Because I was really trying to put myself in this mindset of fucking. Spicoli walks into this guy's class. This guy just wants to drone on about the Spanish American War to. With these kids.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
And Spicoli's ordering pizzas to the classroom. Right. It's like the most, like, impossible force, immovable object thing. Right. Like, it's just. He is never going to get through to this kid. But he's also not the kind of teacher who thinks he should be getting through to kids. Right. He's like, the kids should sell. While I.
Griffin Newman
Talking scenes. Yes.
David Sims
And I was just. I. Again, I had a lot of empathy for Mr. Hand, where I'm like, again, like, this guy, he probably served in World War II, and now he's just like, what the hell has happened?
Griffin Newman
But.
David Sims
But to America's youth.
Griffin Newman
Well, that's my.
David Sims
This is what I've been confronted with. To my point, his way of reaching them is terrible. Like, he's such a bad teacher.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Sorry.
Griffin Newman
No. To my point that it's like, Mr. Hand has had to deal with trouble before, but the trouble always had some kind of driving reason behind it. Whereas Spicoli is something he just cannot wrap his Head around where, like, Spicoli's lack of, like, shame or understanding when he is called out seems to be the thing that trips him up most. That when he's, like, trying to make an example as Spicoli. Spicoli just kind of lets it roll off him.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And yet it's like the thing in the final scenes where he's just like, I do kind of respect this kid. There's the combination of, like, he's not so beautiful. His brain is sideways. He doesn't think like anyone else. But he's not dumb. You know, he. He's like, you actually got close on that one, Jeff. Even when he's trying to explain the Revolutionary War through his prism, he's like, you' totally off. And I think by the end of it, he's like, there's something kind of beautiful about the way Spicoli functions. That he is so, like, unimpeded by the forces of anything else in the world.
David Sims
So I. Have any of you ever ordered a pizza to your class?
Griffin Newman
No. It's the coolest move in the world. I wish I had.
Ben Hosley
I wish.
Lola Kirk
Why didn't we do that?
Griffin Newman
I don't know. I feel like I did other dumb.
David Sims
I watched this with my wife. She's a high school teacher. And she's laughing at that scene because it's funny.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
She's like. Cuz we. And she says, like, we had to stop the kids doing this. And I was like, what do you mean? I was like, they were all ordering doordash. Because I was like, now they all do that.
Lola Kirk
That's too easy. That's too easy.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
And she was like, we had to make a rule. So it went from being the coolest thing in the world to kids being like, man, let me just. Doordash some chick fil A. Right.
Griffin Newman
An entire White Castle crave case into perhaps a class I had with your.
Ben Hosley
You've talked about this on the show before.
Griffin Newman
And the teacher just being like, absolutely correctly. This is not.
Lola Kirk
I remember 4:20, my favorite holiday for way too long.
Griffin Newman
Of course. Yes.
Lola Kirk
And I can't believe I did this, but I guess Spicoli was like a hero to me. I walked into 8am first period English class with a pint of fish food ice cream. And Ms. Kanter. Ms. Kanter looked at me and was just like, are you kidding me?
David Sims
That.
Griffin Newman
That was the response I got to the crave case was just like.
David Sims
That feels like a St. Anne's thing too, where it's like, you kids have so much rope and still you find like the boundary.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Ben Hosley
As someone who was basically high throughout my junior and senior year.
David Sims
So that's when it kicked off for you, kind of junior year. Yeah. Yeah.
Ben Hosley
I. It's unbelievable to think back of how I would just be like bloodshot, red eyed, going to class and my teachers just didn't call me out on it.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hosley
And I wonder if it's a thing where now weed is so pervasive, it's so readily available that I feel like now teachers are maybe like have to call kids out more so whereas it was.
Lola Kirk
I feel like they don't do it as much.
Griffin Newman
I'm like. It's like being legal probably makes it less appealing to high schoolers. Am I. Am I saying about that?
Lola Kirk
Bought my drugs.
Griffin Newman
Right.
Lola Kirk
Like in a store.
Griffin Newman
Right, right.
David Sims
Rather than getting like the worst drugs from the weirdest person. Right.
Griffin Newman
Did you smoke on the oregano?
David Sims
No.
Ben Hosley
We would. There's a lot of weed smoking while in the car, unfortunately. While driving.
David Sims
Sure.
Ben Hosley
Which is showing.
Lola Kirk
Adults do that all the time, this movie.
Ben Hosley
But yeah, it was mostly we would smoke in the car on the way to school and then show up late and roll in stink, stinking like blunt.
David Sims
I'd be so annoyed with you.
Griffin Newman
It is impossible.
David Sims
I would be like, school gets out in the middle of the afternoon, get stoned, then it's fine. Like, why do you have to get so. To dine in the morning?
Lola Kirk
I mean, I'm already winding down for the night by 3:00pm Absolutely.
David Sims
Well, now, sure. 16.
Griffin Newman
You know, it is impossible to watch this movie and not go down these roads and like trying to like, what was I doing and what were my things and like, what did I see in other kids and whatever. And yet this movie is not coded in any sense of sort of like wistful nostalgia. Remember one. Like, it is very unsentimental mental because it's not a.
Lola Kirk
But it's compassionate also.
Griffin Newman
Being compassionate's exact word.
David Sims
I was saying it's very compassionate for.
Griffin Newman
Everybody, this very like, fascinating balance. Especially when you think about all the things leading up to it being like, man, we're at the 50s, a better time. It's not great that we grew up in the 50s.
David Sims
It's not nostalgic and it is not about like, you know, kids versus adults. It's not Bye Bye Birdie of like, ah, fuck these teachers. The teachers are kind of. There's just Mr. Hand, who, yes, he's a hard ass, but he's just clashing with Spicoli, who is the other thing not being A very good student.
Griffin Newman
Mr. Hand is funny. Like when he's got.
David Sims
He's got wit.
Griffin Newman
When Mr. Hand snaps. Funny the way a teacher is, these students laugh.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
He's not funny to the audience while watching a movie. He knows what he's doing. He's working his classroom. He's trying to get one up on Spicoli by making the better joke at his expense. Like, even that is much more balanced than just him being, like, mean, scary teacher.
David Sims
And then there's Vincent Chevelli as Mr. Vargas. He just switched to Senka. Please forgive him. Such a sweet performance. Beautiful of a teacher who, again, maybe is maybe traumatizing his kids by essentially showing them a cadaver. I don't know. Like, feels a little traumatizing for a teenager.
Lola Kirk
I think it feels important.
David Sims
Okay. I mean, I'm kind of with you on that.
Griffin Newman
Has the two weird, like, for lack of a better word, franchise extensions that don't work. They make. The second movie, the Wildlife, directed by Art Linson, starring Chris Penn, that is based on additional material from Cameron Crowe.
Lola Kirk
Wow.
Griffin Newman
Is not a straight up sequel, but is like, let's try to do other Fast Times.
Lola Kirk
Is he. Spicoli's no character.
Griffin Newman
They were just sort of like, can we get a pen? Like, we just want to remind people of Fast Times as much as possible, but it's not a straight.
David Sims
Let's just glom on. Right.
Griffin Newman
But then there was a network TV Fast Times TV show where the only two returning cast members were the teachers. Oh.
David Sims
Because. Why not?
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hosley
I love that Mr. Vargas's wife is a babe.
Griffin Newman
Well, yeah.
Ben Hosley
That's such a funny joke.
David Sims
Of course that guy would pull. Are you kidding me? Yeah. He's tall, he's interesting, he's got a good heart, but Ben.
Griffin Newman
Lana Clarkson. Did you realize who this is?
Ben Hosley
No.
Griffin Newman
This is the woman that Robert Blake shot, correct?
Lola Kirk
No, no, that. That Phil Spector.
Griffin Newman
Excuse me. I'm sorry. I get them confused. I get those two crimes confused because they were so close together. They are.
Lola Kirk
They were very close together. Yeah.
David Sims
So rather than trying. Rather than trying to succeed at school or defeat the teachers or whatever the fuck. Okay, so Jennifer, Jason Lee. She wants to have sex. She doesn't even want to have sex. Like some American Pie. Like, we got to do it by this deadline.
Lola Kirk
She wants to be.
David Sims
She wants to be grown up.
Lola Kirk
Yeah. And that, to me, I feel like, is very much an 80s thing. Like, I feel like now everyone wants to be a kid.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Yeah. Forever. Like, everyone wants to be a kid.
Lola Kirk
Forever wanting to be A grown up. Like, when I look at so many movies from the 80s that aren't teen movies. Like, I was just watching basic instinct. That's 80s, right? That's not very early.
Griffin Newman
Oh, oh, it's 91.
David Sims
91, whatever.
Lola Kirk
All movies from that time, every leading lady looks like a librarian. But the point is, beside me, Sharon Stone is obviously, you know, but even her, she's wearing like blazers and turtlenecks.
Griffin Newman
Demi Moore and Sharon Stone and all these, like, the major sex pot, sort of desirable leading ladies of the late 80s and early 90s were like adults. They were not children. They were not enchanted to wear.
Lola Kirk
To wear clothes that made you look like you're an adult. And I think it's much sexier because it actually, you have to imagine so much more.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Lola Kirk
It was like, no, I'm. What I'm working with. Must be so amazing suggestion that I can wear this.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Lola Kirk
And still drive you crazy.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Lola Kirk
I mean, obviously there were like, you know, a lot of other things in culture happening. That global glorified naked women's bodies and all that type of stuff. But I do think the style was. Look sophisticated.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Lola Kirk
And I think that that's something that you really see in this movie. These kids want to be grown up. They are posturing as being grown up. And I. I don't know, I. I feel like the kids I know that are younger now, it's. It's really more about, like, embracing the commodity of youth.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Lola Kirk
Like, they look down on. I mean, I look down on older people too.
Griffin Newman
Right.
Lola Kirk
That was. And I still do because I know everything.
Griffin Newman
You finally figured it out.
Lola Kirk
But I always knew everything. Yeah, it just. I. I always learn that I. What I. Everything I knew wasn't true and just.
Griffin Newman
In time before anyone else realized. But.
Lola Kirk
Yeah, I just think that it's interesting to see the way that these kids, like, want to be adults in a. In a different way.
Griffin Newman
Well, what does Jennifer Jason Lee, like, sort of respect the most or what is she most in awe of? It is the. The fact that Phoebe Cates is like, over it.
Lola Kirk
Yes.
Griffin Newman
It isn't like, oh, my God, she's had so much sex and I haven't. And she's selling that sex is so exciting.
David Sims
Phoebe Cates is kind of like, oh, I had my wild period and now I've got my steady boyfriend who we never.
Griffin Newman
And so, like, that feeling of, like, the movie isn't centered around I gotta lose my virginity. It happens very quickly. Because what Jennifer Jason Leigh wants to do is go six steps.
David Sims
Yeah. She just Toddles right into a buzzsaw, which is. She gets picked up by a 20something and thinks that's normal because God bless her, like, you know, he's showing interest and like he's a grownup. He's like.
Lola Kirk
What she says at the end of the movie, I had never heard it because I just wanted to have sex when I was watching this movie though. But what she says when she said anyone can have sex, what I want is romance. And then Phoebe Kate says something to the effect of like we don't even have. We don't even have good pizza or something in this town. You want romance. Yeah, but I and Phoebe Cates has.
Griffin Newman
Been this whole time talking, talking about this like guy who she's like engaged to be engaged to. The implication that they have a more serious, mature relationship. But like, as you said, you get the sense of like this is probably someone she slept with four times. This is someone who would like call her when he was on break in between semesters, you know, Like, I don't.
Ben Hosley
Even think he's real.
David Sims
I think that she's fabricating it. I sometimes think that she's. He's made up that he's like a Canadian boy. Boyfriend.
Ben Hosley
Yeah.
David Sims
But then the whole thing where she's crying at the end.
Griffin Newman
Exactly. I don't think she can.
Lola Kirk
She's too pretty to have completely made that up. I'm sorry, that's the other part.
David Sims
It's more someone that exactly is essentially just like has her on the side and she's taking it seriously because he's.
Griffin Newman
More basically like if the guy that Jennifer Jason Leigh has sex with in the fucking dugout. Right. If she had slept with him three more times over three years. That's what Phoebe Cates has.
David Sims
But then like, I just love the reversal of once he's discarded her.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Phoebe Kate's being like he's a stereo salesman. And it's like if you knew he was a loser this whole time, which he is clearly a loser.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Because he's picking up 15 year old pizza waitresses. Like, why didn't you point that out before? Because she's, you know. And I'm not saying Phoebe ca. Is a bad friend. She's just like, like an affirming friend, you know?
Lola Kirk
I mean, I. I had that friend.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, exactly.
Ben Hosley
That's what I was responding.
Griffin Newman
Can you say it in the. Bleep it out who it is?
Lola Kirk
It was kind of like a composite. I feel like it was so many people.
Griffin Newman
Yes. Okay, that's. I was just wondering if you were pinning it on one person. We don't need to say a really bad.
Lola Kirk
No, but just the girl that you thought had everything. And then you get older and you realize she just probably had a really unhappy home life. I will say nuts.
Griffin Newman
I will say this without naming the person, but there was, like, a friend of ours in high school who talked to me about losing their virginity very young in, like, this very kind of, like, ah, I got it all over with. It didn't. You know, I don't. I don't put a lot of value on that kind of thing. It was just whatever. Who. In that kind of Phoebe. Kate's way. I'll tell you afterwards. And then, like a year or two later, she slept with someone at her school and made a really big deal of it to me. And I was like, why are you making such a big deal of it? You'd already, like, had sex before. And then like, five years after, that was like, okay, no, of course I hadn't had sex before you believed that story I told you. You know, And I feel like there's some of that with the Phoebe Cates character and Jennifer. Jason Lee is, like, not being. She doesn't care about how she's perceived by other people. She is such a sincere person, but she's not naive. What she's really in pursuit of is, like, experience. Right. Not just sexual experience, but she's like, I want to figure out what it's like to be a person, what it's like to be an adult, to try all these things, to have feeling like.
Lola Kirk
Right.
David Sims
Except for Judge Reinhold.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Who feels like he's 45. Yeah.
Lola Kirk
He does feel like he's 45.
Griffin Newman
Right.
Lola Kirk
She's still a virgin, Judge. Yes. Yes. No, I think his character is a virgin girlfriend.
Griffin Newman
But there's that whole scene where he's saying to her, do you want to go to the point tonight? And she goes, for what? And he goes, you know. And she goes like, I don't. Brad, I'm not going to use sex as a tool.
David Sims
I've always taken. That. Is like, again with the 45ness that he's like a. They're like an old married couple.
Lola Kirk
Oh, my God. No.
David Sims
They don't even have sex.
Lola Kirk
He's never had sex.
David Sims
No.
Ben Hosley
I think it's an important detail that he hasn't had sex.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hosley
But his younger sister has.
Griffin Newman
And I think my other read on it is that moment of her saying, I don't want to use sex as a tool. Comes 30 seconds after he's Bragging to the other guy on Friday line about how good she is in bed and the immediate shutdown. I think I used to read it the way you're saying it. And this time I was like, oh no, it's complete posture. And he's just once again being like, maybe if we go to the point one more time, she puts out. Which he's just wrong about.
David Sims
Yeah, interesting.
Griffin Newman
And she's over him.
David Sims
I just. Right. To me, the joke of him is so much just like that he's old before his time and Right. Is just acting like. Anyway, yeah, I, I get it. I got it. I mean, I don't think him jerking off to Phoebe Cates really confirms it in either direction because he's still a horny teen as much as he's like basically filing his 1099. Right. You know, after he does that. Whatever.
Griffin Newman
Exactly. His, his iconic response in that scene.
David Sims
One of the most incredible line readers.
Griffin Newman
When you dig into it, what's so funny about it is his response, more than embarrassment of being caught, is like.
David Sims
Kids these days have no manners. Exactly.
Griffin Newman
It's like we don't even knock anyone.
David Sims
Can't even go spy on the pool from the bathroom. And like.
Griffin Newman
But his response is as if she interrupted him building a house of cards.
David Sims
You know, doing his taxes. Right. And I. That scene again, 10, 15 years later, that scene is I, I'm sorry to keep bringing up American Pie, which our friend directed and is a funny movie. Like.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
But in, you know, it's like that scene is a crazy set piece where something wild happens. And instead it's Phoebe K. Going like, oh, doesn't even knock anymore.
Griffin Newman
And like that's it you think it would be. And it's also not only that. Immediately undercut by you're. You're going with the like the slow motion iconic Phoebe Cates shot, right? And the Cars song playing and everything. And then you know, cut, cross cutting between that and like Judge Reinhold just looking like a dork masturbating, which is a silly looking act. Right.
David Sims
Especially if you're just sort of like standing.
Griffin Newman
Right? But then the immediate like puncturing of the reality before she even comes in and knocks is you cut to regular motion. Phoebe Cates getting out of the pool and she's got water in her ear. Like this immediate re centering of like here's now replaying the actual version of her getting out of a pool and she's like G. And she plays it so well, it's so funny. But she's just sort of like, walking weirdly.
David Sims
She's so funny. I love when Rat and Damone show up later.
Lola Kirk
Yes.
David Sims
And they, like, jump in the pool and they're rough housing and she's just like. Immediately, it's like, I'm getting the out.
Griffin Newman
Of here for both of them. But. But I. It is interesting. I have. I have had conversations with people who I think incorrectly have said that, like, there is a ne. How am I going to frame this? I'm relaying someone else's sentiment that I disagree with. Okay. That, like, there is a necessity for the male gaze in the film ecosystem because films are sexual. And there is something about capturing female beauty that female directors can't do. And it has led to a sexual culture in film. This is a thing that I have had said to me by a person or two that I always was like, I don't really agree with your take. But also watching this movie. Right. And I understand the scene is presented as parody. That it is sort of like a riff on these types of scenes in other movies. I'm also like, this is Amy Heckerling shooting what has become the basic high watermark for like, male fantasy image and.
David Sims
Sure. Yeah. Like slow motion, mtv, you know, whatever. Car commercial. Like, yeah, right.
Griffin Newman
She did it better than any man could do it. And is also making it funny and commentary at the same time.
Lola Kirk
Totally.
David Sims
Absolutely. I mean, this is a genius movie that's beautifully directed.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Lola Kirk
Wait, what was the take that.
David Sims
Dude, I. Yeah. I can't even begin to parse you. I know you're trying to sum up correct a bad, somewhat dumb argument.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Lola Kirk
But that we're. Films have become sexless because women direct them, because men.
Griffin Newman
That male directors taking away too. I think the framing of it. It was. Male directors have now been scared out of being horny as filmmakers. So those films have become sexless. And the only people who are allowed to depict sexuality are women. And women don't know how to shoot female bodies in a way that is actually titillating.
Ben Hosley
You know, Mr. Bernard in his office has, like, a button that drops people into a pit. I think that take needs to be dropped.
Griffin Newman
Drop in the.
David Sims
Drop him in a pit.
Griffin Newman
Drop in a pit.
David Sims
He's the one plugging in onto the airwaves.
Lola Kirk
Women are much more sexually creative than men.
Griffin Newman
I agree. That's. I mean, this is. My point is like, this scene is such a good example of that. And I think there are many movies that have come out over the last 10 years in particular that are great, like, arguments in that favor. Yeah.
David Sims
We're again, we're arguing against this trauma and he's not in the room. So I think we should move on.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, we're doing a lot of invoking people who stress to name on Mike in this.
David Sims
All right, so Jennifer. So Jennifer, Jason Lee's character of course is called Stacy. And she, she hooks up with Brad on the bench, the bleachers. What, what does it say? What, what's the graffiti that she focuses on?
Ben Hosley
Something about surfers.
Lola Kirk
Yeah. Or shark. Like die, die shark.
Griffin Newman
Right. I think it's the, it's like the name of the team. Yeah.
David Sims
Like, I just love that, that she's just like, uhhuh. I guess I'm looking at this while I have this kind of seminal life changing experience.
Griffin Newman
But to what you said also, like, Phoebe Cates is like, fucking go for it. When she's kind of like, I don't know, he is kind of cute. Right. Like, I need your affirmation before I call this guy back. Phoebe Cates is like, yes. And then immediately on the other end of it is like, that guy's a dork and a creep and a loser.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Yes. It's this feeling of like she just wants to get this over with 100%.
David Sims
Right. Which is I'm sympathetic to obviously, but you know, she doesn't sympathetic too, obviously. Just the feeling of like, I just want to get that out of the way. The like, you know, the pressure of the first time core.
Lola Kirk
I never realized until now, you know, that they have sex on a like wooden bench dugout. Like disgusting.
Griffin Newman
For how much this movie was received within Universal and that by the MPAA at the time is like, this is pornographic. This film is like toxic, X rated, lewd. This film has two sex scenes and both of them are basically as unsexy as a scene could possibly possibly be. And take place in the worst environment. One is in a dugout.
Lola Kirk
The pool house is sexy.
David Sims
The pool house scene is sexy.
Griffin Newman
I think the build up to it is sexy. It's a lot of sexy space.
Lola Kirk
I did a lot of. Of sexy things in pool houses as a teenager.
Griffin Newman
Sure. I'm saying the moment he gets on top of her, you become aware of like, oh, this couch is not big enough for their bodies. You know, like, the undressing is sexy, the kissing is sexy.
David Sims
No, this is why they got the X rating. It's too realistic. It's exactly. It's not that it's sexy, it's that it's realistic.
Griffin Newman
At the time, everyone was like, this is too pornographic. And you're like, no, what you're actually responding to is this makes you uncomfortable because it's honest.
David Sims
The Ebert review, did JJ put it in his dossier? Let's see.
Lola Kirk
Who's this JJ?
Griffin Newman
JJ's researcher. If you want to go ahead and fire him quickly, feel free.
Lola Kirk
No, no, no. I'm impressed by it.
Griffin Newman
Kind of a gift we offer to our guests, the ability.
David Sims
So Roger gave this one star and it's a review I think about all the the time because it is clearly written with the perspective that you're talking about.
Lola Kirk
What did Siskel say?
David Sims
I don't know. I can find out.
Griffin Newman
Gave it one boner up, probably. I was fucking horny.
David Sims
The lead of the review is, how could they do this to Jennifer Jason Lee? How could they put such a fresh and cheerful person into this scuzz pit of a movie?
Griffin Newman
It's the same fucking Blue Velvet review.
Lola Kirk
Yes.
David Sims
It's like, and I think he did somewhat soften with age and understand that maybe he was being a fuddy duddy essentially with this stuff. But like, he's so scandalized because he feels for Jennifer. He's like, look, I can watch Animal House. That's a cartoon. I get it. That can be vulgar. I'm not opposed to vulgarity. But like sweet little Jennifer J.
Griffin Newman
Is giving such an emotionally honest performance.
Lola Kirk
Hollywood royalty in a way that's maybe part of it.
David Sims
Like, hey, you have a star on your hands here. So why is she in this like, you know, lurid movie?
Griffin Newman
And, and we'll say to Ebert's credit for someone of his stature and prominence.
David Sims
Whatever happened to upbeat sex? Whatever happened to love and lust and romance and scenes where good looking kids.
Griffin Newman
Had a little joy and excited Russ Meyers movies. I mean, that's right.
David Sims
He's just like, this is pure exploitation. And I'm like, bro, characters have bad sex with each other all the time because they don't know what they're doing.
Lola Kirk
Adults have bad sex with each other all the time.
Griffin Newman
That's the revolution of this movie also is like showing things like that and not doing it in a tortured rebel without a causeway. Like being able to make it a fact of life.
David Sims
Not to be all. If a man directed this movie, sure. But if a man directed this movie, her getting an abortion would be this like tragedy.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
It would be this like awful experience. The film really like, instead, it is a bummer day that she has.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
But it is kind of something.
Lola Kirk
She's like, you know, well, and she's so strong too in that scene where she just Says, like, no, I. I told my boyfriend to pick me up downstairs. Like, she doesn't make too much.
David Sims
She's not sobbing.
Lola Kirk
No.
David Sims
On a couch. She's not confessing to her parent. You know, Like, I just think Amy Heckerling gets this far more like most directors.
Griffin Newman
I also think a male does director would make Damone worse or it would.
David Sims
Just all be much more.
Griffin Newman
They would make that a lot more toward intelligence too.
David Sims
He exactly came, you know, two seconds into having sex with this person.
Griffin Newman
They would make Damone worse to make him more clear cut piece of shit. To be like, well, he's a really bad example of a guy versus all of this guy's failings coming out of like a cowardice, a vulnerability, you know, an insecurity. Like, I like that we see. See him making the calls, trying to get the money.
Lola Kirk
I like that scene.
Griffin Newman
See him being tortured.
David Sims
He makes some effort and then fails and is right.
Griffin Newman
Too cowardly to reveal that he sucks. But you see it on his face when he's making the calls of him just being like, do I have the courage to go to her and say, I don't have the cash. Is it better to not show up?
David Sims
There is also, to me, total emotional truth of like, do we see a scene later where she confronts him in the school?
Griffin Newman
No, no.
David Sims
Like, obviously he has the graffiti. This like. But like, no, the confrontation is him and Rat almost fighting in the locker room or whatever.
Griffin Newman
Also, what's the big.
David Sims
And then being like, whatever.
Griffin Newman
The bigger confrontation is her making four attempts to talk to him and him brushing her off, where it's like, that's the first offense, right? Of just like, he's acting like I don't exist. There's that amazing. I think it all plays out in one shot of Damon walking down the hallway like he's king shit. And for the first time in the movie, you're like, oh, this guy's got real confidence. Confidence. Now he feels so good about himself because Jennifer Jason Lee wanted to have sex with him. We just watched him have the worst sex of all time. He's taking it as a win that he was desired. And he's eyeballing the other girls in the hallway, right? He's making faces at them. He's like, I can get anyone. And then she walks up to him and he immediately shuts down. And it's like, he's got this power of being like, I am someone a woman wants to sex with. That makes me feel grown up and cool. And his greatest vulnerability is the one person in the world who actually knows what having sex with him is like, which is terrifying to him.
Lola Kirk
Right. You know, I also think what's so interesting to the point of, like, if a man directed this. This movie, would we have this incredible part? I feel like that archetype in the movie is. And this happens in fast times as well, but, like, is the character that the woman should like the guy, good guy. And we see very clearly, like, why she doesn't as well. Like, she's. I made the first move. I made the second move. I made every move. Like, he's got that insecurity. I like that, though. We're not going like, no, don't be with Damone. Be with Rat. We're like, well, I. I see why you wouldn't want to be with Rat.
Griffin Newman
And it's even better than that because it's like so many versions of this movie. She spends the entire film taking Rat for granted, and then only after she's been treated worse by other people.
David Sims
She fucking tries. She tries. She sits his ass down on her bed and he's.
Lola Kirk
She gets into. Oh.
Griffin Newman
He builds up courage to make, like, one tenth of a move, and she's totally open, and she gives him multiple shots and then goes to her and is like, I think he doesn't like me. I don't get what the fuck is going on.
David Sims
Yeah. And then later, she's like, I think he's nice. Like, you know, when Damon is like, I'm friends with Radish, but I like you.
Lola Kirk
I mean, she's so hot.
David Sims
She is.
Lola Kirk
She's so hot that then she could go be in Single White Female and be so scary. Yes.
David Sims
And kind of hot, though.
Lola Kirk
Yeah, and kind of hot, too. For sure. I would wear those out. I mean, fashion icon.
David Sims
She is an icon.
Lola Kirk
She is an icon.
David Sims
Always. I was trying to describe her to my wife, who, again, is, like, so pop culture illiterate that, like, give her a. I'll be like, it's Jennifer Jason Lee. She's like, I don't know who that is. Hard to kind of describe Jennifer Jason Lee.
Griffin Newman
She's been like different things without feeling like she has defined phases.
David Sims
But you're like a major, major actress, but never quite the Meryl Streep type. Right? Like, more like sort of an indie arty actress by. Everybody can do character stuff. Can do, like, comedy can do, you.
Griffin Newman
Know, There's a moment in the 90s where there was kind of a quiet, like, is she the best actress working today?
David Sims
Yes, there was. It's the sort of Single white female shortcutsucker. Mrs. Parker and the vicious.
Lola Kirk
Oh, my God. Shortcuts.
Griffin Newman
Yes, but that's like an incredible Runway.
David Sims
But none of those movies are hits.
Griffin Newman
No.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
Except for, like, never gets an Oscar nomination until hateful 8. It was kind of.
Lola Kirk
Wow. I did not know that.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Yes. And like that it's especially Mrs. Parker, Georgia, which are two Oscar snubs in a row. Right. Where it's like she played Dorothy Parker. You didn't like that? You know, like she.
Lola Kirk
Like she did.
David Sims
Yeah. That movie rocks.
Lola Kirk
I haven't seen it. Maybe I'll watch that.
Griffin Newman
Today was supposed to be a bit of an Oscar vehicle for her.
David Sims
Which one? Sorry.
Griffin Newman
Kansas City was sort of framed as well.
David Sims
That movie didn't go over at all. And like, you've seen that movie?
Lola Kirk
No.
Griffin Newman
Altman's Kansas City is really good.
Lola Kirk
What? No, I have not seen that prohibition.
Griffin Newman
Jazz movie with Jennifer Jason Leigh, Miranda Richardson and Harry Belafonte Rules.
Lola Kirk
I just watched Copycat with Harry Belafonte and. Sorry.
David Sims
Wow.
Lola Kirk
Harry Connick Jr. I'm TI. Sorry, I'm.
David Sims
Why did you.
Griffin Newman
Wait.
David Sims
Why did you watch Copycat?
Lola Kirk
Cuz I love 90s neon.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, man.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
David Sims
Hell, yeah. That movie isn't even that good. But, like, the vibes are out of control.
Lola Kirk
Does Harry Belafonte sing? Yes.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Lola Kirk
And so does Harry Connick. And they're both named the Brock.
Griffin Newman
Harry.
David Sims
It is. It is so funny to imagine confusing them.
Lola Kirk
There's a Miriam Makeba and Harry Belafonte record, which I really love and I highly recommend people listen to.
Griffin Newman
I just realized I have a better pitch. Kansas City is Altman doing jazz. Thelma and Louise.
Lola Kirk
Oh, amazing.
Griffin Newman
That's what it is.
David Sims
An Evening with Belafonte. Makeba. That's what the record's called.
Lola Kirk
It's really beautiful.
David Sims
Jennifer Jason Lee. Right. And then by the late 90s, early 2000s, when you've got like anniversary party and in the cut and stuff, it's like right now she's already graduated to character actress in a way. Just an interesting career.
Griffin Newman
And not only character actress, but it's like she's either in kind of like small indies or bigger parts, or she's like in stuff like Road to Predition, where you're like, she's in big movies, but kind of entirely thankless role.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Right.
David Sims
Whereas, like, Phoebe Kates obviously is a star throughout the 80s. And then it's like, I'm marrying Kevin Klein. Peace. Never.
Griffin Newman
Great choice.
Lola Kirk
I love when that. When sex symbols do that, it's kind of like Brigitte Bardot being like, I'll be preserved, like done with you guys looking at me. And now I'm going to go like, you know, live breed dogs. I think she breeds dogs.
Griffin Newman
Can we also just like frame of reference? Because I feel like this is a thing my dad would talk about all the the time. And it's a little Gutenberg adjacent. But the run Judge Reinhold has of just like four or five years of being at the center of the culture where people were like, is Judge Reinhold just golden?
David Sims
Okay, so give it to me.
Griffin Newman
Well, I might get this order wrong, but I'm just like, Judge Reinhold is in fast times. Beverly Hills Cop Gremlins.
David Sims
Yep, true. He's also in stripes.
Griffin Newman
He's also in stripes. Like 85. He's in stripes. Which is the year before five for judge is insane.
David Sims
It's pretty insane.
Griffin Newman
I mean, yeah, I know he's not the guy in any of it.
David Sims
That's the thing.
Griffin Newman
But I'm saying the through line of like this guy keeps on showing up on the right sets.
David Sims
He's very much around. But I do feel like he's, you know, he's a reliable white guy. Like to be like, you know, not steal your movie.
Lola Kirk
And was he eclipsed by the other reliable white guy, Tom Hanks?
David Sims
Yeah, he just doesn't evolve, I guess.
Lola Kirk
Who's on reliable White Guys?
Griffin Newman
I know it's kind of still Tom Hanks.
Lola Kirk
Yeah, it is still.
Griffin Newman
I'm like, I don't think that. Who's the young Tom Hanks?
David Sims
Brad, of course. He's always playing relatable characters.
Griffin Newman
I think that that's called John Gun Buffist. High school science teachers or whatever.
David Sims
I don't know. I don't know who are relatable. I mean, I think about Adam Scott and Severance, a show that I love that I'm thinking about right now because it's. There's a new season of it where he kind of exists in that world. Right. Because he's being picked for that role.
Griffin Newman
I have the answer. But he old.
David Sims
Okay.
Ben Hosley
Who?
Griffin Newman
It's Paul Rudd.
David Sims
Still.
Lola Kirk
It is still Paul Rudd kind of.
David Sims
But he is actually.
Lola Kirk
But who's young Paul Rudd?
David Sims
That's her question. Right?
Griffin Newman
It's a fair question. You know what I'm saying? Like, obviously Paul Rudd launches with Clueless. We'll talk about that in a couple weeks. But then it kind of takes another like 15 years for him to become a full on movie star. So he basically at.
Lola Kirk
What is it? What is it?
Griffin Newman
What? What is his movie star? Store.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
David Sims
My God, I'm so happy. Oh, my God.
Lola Kirk
There's a birthday party in here for me. Oh, my God.
Griffin Newman
Ben, I just want to make clear that was an actual pizza order and not you hiring an actor to deliver a pizza because you've done that version of things, too.
Lola Kirk
That's cool, too. Wait, I have to pee again.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, I'm going to pee at. After you.
David Sims
24 chefs.
Ben Hosley
24 culinary showdowns for 24 hours straight.
David Sims
Which chef will out cook, outpace, outlast the competition? No chef escapes the clock.
Ben Hosley
Season premiere 24 and 24.
David Sims
Last Chef Standing. Sunday, April 27th at 8.
Griffin Newman
See you first on Food Network Stream.
David Sims
Next day on Max.
Lola Kirk
Yeah, she's gonna be somebody.
Griffin Newman
There's the one where he does the. The key change and he goes really high at one point.
David Sims
Jackson Brown.
Lola Kirk
But I can't get her out of my sight.
Griffin Newman
Ben, thank you for one of the best tasting bits we've had in a long time on this show.
Lola Kirk
That was amazing.
Griffin Newman
We had to take a break so people didn't hear us chewing.
Ben Hosley
You're so welcome.
Griffin Newman
All right, so that's the part I was thinking.
Lola Kirk
So good.
David Sims
We've talked about jjl.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Talked about Phoebe. We've talked about Damone and Rat. Do we have any more? No, we've talked about them. This. It's not.
Griffin Newman
I want to. I think this is a movie where you just kind of have to go through moments. And I know because it's hard to. To kind of track even the character thrills.
Lola Kirk
We talked about Forest Whitaker. His little brother makes me laugh so hard.
Griffin Newman
It's really funny. Is he gonna shit?
Lola Kirk
Is he gonna kill us?
Griffin Newman
You know what's a really good, very skillful but, like, not overstated thing?
Lola Kirk
What?
Griffin Newman
The scene where after having sex with Damone, Jennifer Jason Leigh is asking Phoebe Cates about how long.
David Sims
Right. And Phoebe's like like 30 to 40 minutes, right?
Griffin Newman
Well, no, I think at first she.
David Sims
Says, Phoebe says 20 to 30. And JJL is like, yes.
Lola Kirk
I thought you said he took longer.
David Sims
30 to 40. And she's like, to 40.
Griffin Newman
And he goes, what about Damone?
David Sims
He goes like 10 to 20, right?
Griffin Newman
And she goes, not bad for a high school boy. What are they doing while having that conversation? Chopping up a big ass pepperoni.
Lola Kirk
It's amazing. Also, I was. I always.
Griffin Newman
They're just cutting dicks.
Lola Kirk
I wanted in high school. Like, I remember that carrot scene so well when she's teaching her how to give the blowjob and then all the boys clap.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
And I Like that.
David Sims
The reaction is not embarrassing.
Lola Kirk
Yes. Me, too. Me, too. It's so. It's so cool. They're so cool.
Griffin Newman
To go back to the way that.
Lola Kirk
She then bites the carrot at the end is so fucking good. They're just so chill.
Griffin Newman
You were saying the bad tagline on the poster, that's just pen at the chair with a surfboard and a textbook and two ladies babes. Right. Average month high, only the rules get busted. The other posters I saw on the Imp Awards site, my favorite post, there's this one that's like a painting of a topless woman from behind on a beach pulling off her bikini bottoms. And, like, Spicoli going like, whoa.
Lola Kirk
Yeah, that's the one I remember.
Griffin Newman
Right. And Fast Times is written on her back and what I assume is supposed to be suntan lotion, but looks a little bit like ejaculate. And the tagline is, literally, you loved Porky's, now turn yourself loose on some Fast Times. And then there's this one that's like the very Animal House. Sort of Jack Davis. Davis Mad Magazine. Sort of. Cartoons, Fast cars. Yeah, that's the tagline.
Lola Kirk
Hilarious. No, Okay, I get it.
Griffin Newman
It's just very funny. How weird all the approaches to selling this movie were.
David Sims
You know, it's hard to just sell this movie because it's basically just about high schoolers hanging out.
Griffin Newman
Outside of knowing Spicoli was money in the bank, that was the one thing they seem to be very clear on.
David Sims
They know that. And they know Spicoli is different. Right. You know, his look is kind of different. So that's cool. And it's more modern. Again, it's not a Vint movie. Like. Like Animal House.
Griffin Newman
When is Valley Girl?
David Sims
Valley Girl's like the year after Valley Girl. Getting Cage off of this.
Griffin Newman
Valley Girl. Valley Girl. You would, like, read a syllabus.
Lola Kirk
A syllabus? Yeah.
David Sims
I mean, that's another of the few that is directed by a woman.
Griffin Newman
Can I be nostalgic about something?
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
I'm just remembering that this was a thing in high school that for your birthday you would say, mom, Griffin's going to pick 10 movies and can you buy them for me? Do you remember that?
Lola Kirk
Like, vaguely. That's so sweet.
David Sims
Are there any other scenes we want to hit? Yeah.
Ben Hosley
I was thinking we. We pointed out that there's no grownups.
Griffin Newman
Right. But only teachers.
Ben Hosley
But no, there is another presence of grown ups, and that is the managers of the restaurant.
David Sims
Yeah, they're the little Stooges.
Ben Hosley
Tools.
David Sims
Yes. Because they take it even More seriously, they're like, you know, hey, you know, come on. Was this guy bought.
Ben Hosley
Works at Captain Jack, like the manager.
Griffin Newman
He makes him wear the uniform.
David Sims
Uniform. Him flirting with the girl is so funny with that fucking hat.
Griffin Newman
And that is. That is Nancy Wilson. That is Nancy Wilson, who then becomes Cameron Crow's wife. Nancy Wilson from heart. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Sims
Anthony Edwards. Pamela Springsteen. Martin Breast is the doctor.
Griffin Newman
Like, when they go to the morgue. That's Marty Brest.
David Sims
Oh, wow, look. A lot of pretty, handsome cameos. And of course, the great Taylor Negron delivering the piece.
Lola Kirk
I mean, who's that?
David Sims
He's just a guy who's got a great face.
Lola Kirk
Yes, I did recognize him.
Griffin Newman
Sort of like a comedian and then a million things in this sized role.
David Sims
He's a classic, that guy.
Griffin Newman
He's one of those guys where his voice is so funny, his vibe is so funny, and his look is so specific that you can be like, hey, will you show up for three lines? Just hand over a pizza and it will be funny. It is one of my favorite things of all time.
Lola Kirk
Yeah, like, his vibe in that scene is amazing.
Griffin Newman
You can look him up and be like, oh, right, he's that guy in 20 other movies. He passed away way a couple of years ago. I think it is the funniest thing in the world. Do you know the Mulaney Stefan Taylor Negran story?
David Sims
But we're not doing that right now. No, Griffin, we're trying to wrap up this episode. No. No. That's a no. People Google it.
Griffin Newman
I'm giving a look.
Lola Kirk
I'm gonna Google it.
Griffin Newman
Lola's curious.
David Sims
Lola's gotta go, so you cannot complain later. Griffin, if we didn't talk about something.
Griffin Newman
I won't complain later. Here's what I'll say.
David Sims
I'm getting a pizza while you do this.
Griffin Newman
Oh, you're getting a pizza. So I wasn't gonna tell the story, but now I. I have to. I was not going to. I was going to move on. Lola.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Remember the Stefan Bill Hader Saturday Night Live Weekend Update bit where he was the guy who would list like, this club has everything. No, this really isn't going to work.
Lola Kirk
I'm sorry. I. I missed a lot of snl.
Griffin Newman
But what am I going to do while you're chewing on pizza?
David Sims
Talk about the movie. What do you mean?
Griffin Newman
Boy, Ben's true chewing too.
Lola Kirk
Everyone's chewing around.
Griffin Newman
I know. Lola and I are the only two people trying to chew the fat and have a conversation.
Lola Kirk
Jesus Christ.
Griffin Newman
Okay, okay.
Ben Hosley
Everyone dances so well at the school.
Lola Kirk
Oh my God, there's one. I think it's Forest Whitaker's character is dancing like amazing.
Ben Hosley
He is killing it. They're all so good in a way where I'm almost like. That is the one thing that's not authentic to high school. No, my. At least my school is not so.
David Sims
Too good I think in that kind of movie way of like they had.
Lola Kirk
To have some elements of cinema, you know.
Griffin Newman
Here's the other thing with Forest Whitaker. He. When he has this sort of, I guess, post drama school, second wave, earnest start of his career, he's like bulked up a lot, right. And then he's like increasingly a bigger and bigger guy. And then I feel like after Last King of Scotland, he slims way down.
David Sims
This you get trimmer. It's true.
Griffin Newman
This is the one movie where he's just fucking like an absolute Eunice, right? Because he's such a tall guy. But now he's gotten so slim that you don't think about it in the same way where in this it's like, oh, he's a fucking quarterback.
David Sims
I do think, well, he's not a quarterback.
Griffin Newman
What position is he?
David Sims
It seems like he's a tackle. He's. Because he's like a defense.
Griffin Newman
Frankly, I wouldn't. You have to tell me.
David Sims
Football'S illegal there.
Griffin Newman
I just like that anytime David tries to mock me for going to that school.
David Sims
Are you kidding me?
Griffin Newman
I'm like, do you married into it?
Lola Kirk
I love married into it.
Griffin Newman
I don't like having gone there either.
David Sims
Oh, whatever. You went. You didn't get to pick.
Griffin Newman
I didn't get the pick.
David Sims
Yeah.
Lola Kirk
What do you mean? It was an amazing school. We were so lucky.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. Oh God, mom wouldn't let me go cuz my dad said I was going to end up dancing on top of Taxi Cats.
Ben Hosley
Okay, I know we don't have a lot of time, but I'm just interested. What was everybody's job in high school? I'll share mine.
Griffin Newman
First.
Ben Hosley
I was a stock boy at a like a local market.
David Sims
So my, my major, like honestly how I made my money was as a babysitter. I was a really good babysitter.
Ben Hosley
Oh, I could see that. You seem like you would have been a trustworthy kid and.
David Sims
Well, not just that. I was. I was always just given boys, right. Like the parents were. They were just like, I don't know, these boys, they're climbing up the walls. Like, I need to get out of that. Like I was, I was good because I knew how to chill out. Like nine year Old boys, which is. You played video games all day. Obviously. It's not like I was like enriching these kids lives, but I was also a receptionist at a doctor's office, which is crazy to think about for like two summers in a row, which is crazy to think about because, like, I was like, handling medical records or whatever. I mean, my job was just basically like making appointments and being like, okay, like, I had the perfect. He's ready for you.
Ben Hosley
For being a stoner, I would show up late all the time and just like, restock, melt, clack.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Putting cans on shelves.
Ben Hosley
Exactly.
David Sims
Yeah.
Lola Kirk
I feel like I didn't have a good job for being a stoner because I was. I worked with children as well.
Griffin Newman
Right. That's what I did.
Lola Kirk
I worked at a daycare center in Chinatown.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Lola Kirk
With mostly only kids that spoke Chinese and me.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. It was based, like, daycare.
Lola Kirk
No, but stuff. Yeah, they. But I mean, there's different dialects, obviously, and some of the kids didn't even speak the same language.
Griffin Newman
I've tried to explain this to people. It is. It is tough getting high school jobs when you grow up in New York City because everyone wants jobs in New York City so badly.
Ben Hosley
Oh, my God. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
You know that things that are sort of like good entry level jobs for teenagers are. Starbucks are like, competitive here.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. So you do have to kind of find like weird sideways under the table things.
Lola Kirk
But it was. I loved that job. It was my favorite job I've ever had.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Lola Kirk
More than any acting job.
Griffin Newman
That is. That is the.
David Sims
What the.
Griffin Newman
I have always.
Lola Kirk
Kidding.
Griffin Newman
The only other thing I think I would be happy doing in my career.
Lola Kirk
Is working with kids is be like.
Griffin Newman
Being a preschool teacher. Yeah.
Lola Kirk
Yeah. I worked at the preschool at St. Anne's too.
Griffin Newman
Right. And then when I dropped out of college, I went and worked there.
Lola Kirk
Oh, you literally worked there.
Griffin Newman
I literally. Yeah. I mean, I was like floater sub stuff. And they were sort of like, if you want to really do this, you have to go back to school.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
And I was like, that sounds like a bump.
David Sims
Guys, I'm walking in 15 minutes late to St. Anne's Preschool with a bunch of Blank street coffees.
Griffin Newman
I like this bit.
David Sims
Bit.
Griffin Newman
I got Lola tea.
Lola Kirk
He got me tea to help me get through.
David Sims
Yes, Lola, before you go, because we can. We can rap without you, but is there anything else you want to say about Fast Time of Ridgemont High?
Lola Kirk
I'm just so happy that I got to watch it again. It made me feel so, like, good inside.
Griffin Newman
It's really A, a really special movie.
Lola Kirk
I read this quote of hers on IMDb trivia where she said, I wanted to make something that if, like a movie that if you woke up inside it, you'd be happy.
Griffin Newman
I think she fucking nailed it, by.
David Sims
The way, because this movie's also a bummer, but it is nonetheless. The end is. I am really happy when you end.
Griffin Newman
The heckerling part of it is there is a very positive spirit to this movie, but if it were artificially happy, it would not create the same warmth if it felt like it was in ignorance of reality. Right. And I think when I think about why these like 80s high school movies are this ultimate comfort food for me, it is that, that they're able to like create the sense of fun and individuality in the music and the clothes and whatever. But the ones I like also have like, they're touching on sadness, you know, and like broken aspects of the human condition. And I think, you know, at John Hughes, the thing that people would say and especially the actors he worked with were like, it's crazy. He, like, there's like a teenager still inside of him. He knows how to write as if it's still so like present and immediate for him. Right. And this movie isn't that in an interesting way. It is like a 22 year old who never kissed, never been kissed his way into a high school and a woman who never had this kind of experience at a high school. And there's like a little bit of remove and it has this level of like adult, precise perspective on these experiences while respecting the characters. Yes, yes. Recognizing what's funny about them and what's silly about them, but also what's like sad about them and, and what's uncomfortable and all of that. I just, it's like a very unique film, Lola.
David Sims
Thank you for being with us, Lola.
Griffin Newman
Book is called Wild West Village.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
The new album is called Trailblazer Sinners coming out.
Lola Kirk
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
One week ago.
Lola Kirk
One week ago. I love you Lola.
Griffin Newman
Winter Spring. I love you, Lola.
Lola Kirk
Thank you for having me, guys. This was so fun.
Griffin Newman
We'll you in eight years. I'm joking.
David Sims
Six.
Griffin Newman
I, I, I think two. Let's.
David Sims
All right. That sounds fine. But you live in Nashville. I mean like Ala's not always here. It's hard. Bye. See you later.
Griffin Newman
Okay. That was a door slam.
David Sims
Bam.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Lola's gone.
Griffin Newman
Lola's gone.
David Sims
Never to return.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. No, no, let's, let's make this the, the final part of the conversation. Okay. I mean we're talking about the summer job Or. Or the high school job thing. I do think it's what you were saying about like Brad's whole thing being. Taking this so seriously and priding himself on how much he's good at it.
David Sims
Sure.
Griffin Newman
And these guys who are just a couple years older than him and have such an attitude and such a sense of superiority. The final note of the movie is like Brad's great victory being that he gets promoted to manager really quickly. Right? Yeah.
Ben Hosley
Well, he stops a robbery.
Griffin Newman
This movie nails the like, Chiron. What happens to the characters? Shit.
David Sims
I mean, the Chiron. Those are so funny. We should also say Brad. Brad is the. The. The closest thing the movie to a hero. He steps up for his sister in this like non obnoxious way.
Griffin Newman
It's just a sweet with her. Him dropping her off at bowling. He's immediately sort of like bowling with friends. He drops her off. He gets stuck in like an intersection.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
He notices catches in the rear view window.
David Sims
And he waits for her. It's not like he barges upstairs.
Griffin Newman
He waits for her.
David Sims
He just waits outside patiently. And he's just super chill of about it.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
So. Yeah. But then, of course, yeah. James Russo. We should shout out fellow Beverly Hills cop trying to stick up the 711 or whatever it is. Oh, yeah. Who's really funny.
Griffin Newman
Right. He's. He's Axel's partner at the beginning of the movie. But I just. I love the sort of efficiency of like how quickly he comes in, spray paints the camera and takes the gun out. Like this guy moves so fast that even though he's not wearing a mask or anything, it's like disorienting of. You don't have. Have time to respond. Which is what he's counting on. Right.
David Sims
I also think it's important that the most put together and least put together characters kind of unite at the end who don't have anything to do with each other. Spicoli and Brad. To solve this problem.
Griffin Newman
There's an incredible restraint of this movie not forcing the characters together in obvious overlap ways. And you'll have Jennifer Jason Leigh being in Spicoli's class, but it's not like it's building to any specific interaction actions with them. You know, like the plot lines don't really cross over that much.
David Sims
Not really. Oh.
Griffin Newman
Which makes it fun when at the end it's like, oh, right, these two guys haven't interacted.
David Sims
I also think we should shout out that rat takes Stacy to some sort of German. I can't believe we talk about this October Fest ass. You know, Mall store. Like the nastiest farts are going to be coming out of you on this date. You're eating like bratwurst or whatever.
Ben Hosley
There's sauerkraut.
Griffin Newman
Not only that, Jennifer Jason Lee is a tiny woman.
David Sims
She's tiny.
Griffin Newman
They drink like Rat is a tiny person.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
They're also sitting in the biggest chairs of all time.
David Sims
So funny. It's like the least good vibe of.
Griffin Newman
Them in like the most grown up, stodgy, bad smelling like angry servers place sitting in these chairs that look like they're swallowing them. And he realizes he doesn't have his wallet on him. And she does like a full kind of like Mel Brooks music physical sting. Like he's in a thriller suddenly. And he keeps just ordering more and more Cokes to delay to get Damone to drop off the wallet. Which of course is the fatal move that him. But what really him is no, I.
David Sims
I'm scared to make a move. That's.
Griffin Newman
That's the mistake. Yes.
David Sims
Yeah. He's just, he's just not ready, man. They just gotta kind of circle around.
Griffin Newman
But that sequence better. Funny.
David Sims
Yeah. Damone gets busted for scalping Ozzie Osborne tickets. Mr. Vargas switches back to coffee. Linda, of course, starts dating her professor in college. Rat and Stacy haven't gone all the way yet.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hosley
Spicoli saves Brook Shields and then spends money.
David Sims
All the while Van Halen to play his birthday party. Sounds like a good party.
Griffin Newman
But Brad gets promoted to being the manager of this gas station. And a thing I really like. If you watch that, it is very clear that they didn't get enough footage.
David Sims
Huh.
Griffin Newman
And so the, the footage that is running over or underneath the chiron for Brad where he's standing above the body with the gun and he, it looks like he keeps readjusting is the same clip played backwards and forwards like three times. If you notice he starts to do weird like movements. He's, he's, he's going Black Lodge.
Ben Hosley
I was just going to say we should shout out. The football scene is really funny.
Griffin Newman
I don't give a shit about football.
David Sims
I just think.
Ben Hosley
I just think it's like really funny physical comedy. And I, and I think she does a really good job with like just making it so over the top.
Griffin Newman
But that's what's crazy. Like it's in the dossier. But that she grew up loving Mad magazine. That like that's her sensibility, right?
Ben Hosley
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Sort of like comedic exaggeration. And we'll totally get that in Johnny Dangerously and talk about that and even Clueless is like a much more stylized, heightened movie. Movie. Right. And you know that it was another thing JJ put in the dossier. But that when she was growing up, she loved movies. She was like, what's my career path? I only know of one female director. And she would have to point to her parents and be like, I guess I want to do what Elaine May does. Because that was the only person she could sort of point at as an aspiration. And Elaine May's movies are like a lot more heightened. You know, I. I just think this movie being a. Able to do both and cut between them so quickly and so much of this movie will play out in montage, you know, and we'll have these sort of sequences beyond even our primary characters, just catching like five second glimpses of random kids or featured background actors or people who have like under five roles. And it's just sort of like, here's what everyone's doing in class, here's what everyone's doing at the mall. Here's what everyone's doing at the dance. And they feel like Mad magazine, like Sergio Argones, like weird marginal drawings. And then she can like have a scene that has real emotion in it and neither one is like, fighting against the other. And I. I struggle to think of other movies that are good at holding both tones at their most extreme ends and not, as you're saying, David, sort of doing a movie that is like funny and goofy for the first 45 minutes. And then she gets an abortion. It becomes really serious for 30 minutes.
David Sims
Her mistakes come back to haunt her.
Griffin Newman
And then suddenly there's a stretch with. With zero jokes. Like, I just kind of can't believe how beautifully she lets this film be everything. Which also feels reflective of like being a teenager.
Ben Hosley
It captures the energy of time and.
Griffin Newman
The wild emotional swings. Yeah, yeah. Now you saying does it kind of her that she's got a movie this good out of the gates, Tough.
David Sims
Tough to follow it up.
Griffin Newman
I think it does help her that the movie is a bit of a slow burn that grows. So it's not like it lands with such an impact that she's stuck under the shadow forever. No, I think weirdly, over time it becomes a bigger sort of shadow for her.
David Sims
I mean, like, she doesn't. I mean, Johnny Dangerously, her next film, is. Is not very successful.
Griffin Newman
No.
David Sims
And then she makes European Vacation, which is successful, but is not exactly her movie or her success really.
Griffin Newman
But she's sort of.
David Sims
So it takes to. Look who's talking for her to really have like, sort of Like a major success, which obviously gets a huge success.
Griffin Newman
But look who's Talking is like a revenge movie. Like, look who's Talking is a Raiders of the Lost Ark. Like, I need to make something that's undeniable, that's a franchise, that's a blockbuster. You know, it was a very strategic move for her, but that's the first one that she's, like, fully creating and conceptualizing herself. Yeah, it's an interesting career that I'm very excited to talk about. This is. This is a director that we've been threatening to do for so long.
David Sims
Yeah, no, she's been on our list from the beginning.
Griffin Newman
Decade of Dreams.
David Sims
So this film came out August 13, 1982. So it's like a pretty quiet, trashy time. Like, Late Summer back then is not a real blockbuster time, as you'll see from what's in the box office.
Griffin Newman
And as you said, it's like this movie is conceived of as, like, maybe this is our new Animal House or American Graffiti or whatever. Then they get scared. They suppress it, and then it sort of catches on. So then they try to catch up with the demand, but they never quite did.
David Sims
Okay, Nail it, I think. 22 mil. Yes, something like that. It's opening number seven on 500 screens.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
David Sims
So number one at the box office is also new this week. It's the big hit of the week, and it is a horror sequel.
Griffin Newman
Hmm. Is it a Halloween?
David Sims
Nope.
Griffin Newman
Is it a Jason Voorhees?
David Sims
Yes, it is a Friday the 13th.
Griffin Newman
Is it two? No, it's three already.
David Sims
Friday the 13th, part three.
Griffin Newman
So it was 80, 81, 82. Three consecutive.
David Sims
They made them every year.
Griffin Newman
They were on a paranormal schedule.
David Sims
Yeah. I mean, their movies were made quickly, and obviously the whole point was decided. But then how's three?
Griffin Newman
Three is the first hockey mask one, right?
David Sims
Yes, three is good. It is not my favorite, but it.
Griffin Newman
Is the one that kind of codifies the whole Jason thing in the way.
David Sims
I guess so. I mean, two is pretty. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
But two is sack head and overalls.
David Sims
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Three is also the 3D one. So in whatever, you know.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
David Sims
Yeah, because that was hot back then. And then four, the Final Chapter. Sure is the one with Crispin Glover that I think is. Is really good and is kind of.
Griffin Newman
I hope that they ended it there and never made any other one.
Lola Kirk
Right.
David Sims
And then five is really bad. And.
Griffin Newman
What do you mean? The last one was the Final Chapter.
David Sims
And then six rocks. Six is my favorite.
Griffin Newman
I'm confused. That's too past The Final Chapter yet. But you're saying keep doing it. The math ain't math.
David Sims
The math ain't math. So that's number one at the box office. Teens are going to see that. Obviously. Number two at the box office. Since been in the box office for 10 weeks. It's made $200 million and it's going to be the most financially successful film ever made.
Griffin Newman
Is it a film we have covered recently on the show? It is called ET The Extra Terrestrial.
David Sims
That's right. Obviously the biggest hit of 1982. Number three.
Griffin Newman
Obviously up until that point, the biggest hit of all of movies.
David Sims
Number three is. Is a. Another giant hit of the year. I already mentioned it. A big romantic drama.
Griffin Newman
It's a big. It's An Officer and a Gentleman. David is an offer. Okay, Slow response time.
David Sims
Sorry.
Griffin Newman
That was a real kind of throwback.
David Sims
And I'm David, an Officer and a Gentleman with Everwinger and Richard Gear.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
Ben Hosley
Jesus.
David Sims
What?
Ben Hosley
Just noticing that there's just a knife on the desk.
Griffin Newman
Look, here's. Here's a little peek behind the curtain in terms of a weird record order. That was a. The knife that get used to open the box of Kit Fisto presents.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
Which for the listener will have been three months ago, but in our reality was three days ago.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And that just Lola was. Was playing with the knife.
David Sims
Number four at the box office is we.
Griffin Newman
We run a proper business.
David Sims
Musical comedy with big stars.
Griffin Newman
It's a musical comedy with big stars in 1982.
David Sims
Yes, it is. I think actually a solid hit.
Griffin Newman
It's a solid hit.
David Sims
Um, it gets one Oscar nomination for supporting actor.
Lola Kirk
Oh.
Griffin Newman
It's a Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
David Sims
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Starring Burt Reynolds and Dominic Dolly Parton.
Griffin Newman
But Academy Award nominated Charles during performance. I've never seen that film neither. I often invoke Charles Durning as one of my 10 favorite actors of all time.
David Sims
Great actor.
Griffin Newman
I have seen his number in that. Probably 20.
David Sims
He's the governor.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. And he does. What's. Is his number called? Sideshow or Soft Shoe?
David Sims
His number is called the Sidestep.
Griffin Newman
The Sidestep step. Thank you.
David Sims
Number five at the box office is a film that was released in 1977.
Griffin Newman
Using weasel words as a politician to spin the narrative.
David Sims
They never do that.
Griffin Newman
But the thing is he starts literally doing a little sidestep, even though he's talking about it metaphorically. I'm sorry, Go on, David.
David Sims
It's a film that came out in 1977. It's been re. Released Clearly.
Griffin Newman
Oh, I think it is called Star Wars.
David Sims
That's right.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
David Sims
The film Star Wars. You've also got Fast Times version One High. Of course, you've got the World According to Garp.
Griffin Newman
Uhhuh.
David Sims
You've got a action comedy with Cheech and Chong called Things are Tough all over, which is, I guess not a.
Griffin Newman
Proper Cheech and Chong mov. I think that's a.
David Sims
It is. I think it's the fourth one.
Griffin Newman
Are you sure about that?
David Sims
I don't know.
Griffin Newman
I, I, my, I feel like I might be very wrong about this. I've never seen the film. My thought was always that that was more of a Cheech vehicle that Chong is in. That was them starting to figure out what the post duo career.
David Sims
I guess so. But is about. Cheech and Chong take a cross country chip.
Griffin Newman
So then maybe I'm wrong.
David Sims
I don't know. I think you're thinking of something else. I am maybe, but I'm not sure.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
David Sims
But you know, they also. Because it's in between nice dreams and still smoking.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. Yeah.
David Sims
I don't know. Okay, you've got Night Shift.
Griffin Newman
Sure.
David Sims
Which is the Michael Keaton film, right?
Griffin Newman
Yeah. One of the greatest debut performances in film history.
David Sims
Damn Ron Howard film, obviously.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
And you've got Rocky 3.
Griffin Newman
I mean, I know we say this very often when we play this game. Pretty good eatin at the cineplexes.
David Sims
Yeah, I would agree. There's a good spread.
Griffin Newman
I mean there are a couple undisputed classics, but I'm also just like. They're big cultural movies, they're popular hits. There's a lot of big things coexisting.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hosley
So you're saying they ate.
Griffin Newman
They ate.
David Sims
But you've got two part threes season here. There's this, there's a little bit of a. Things are getting a little samey maybe. I don't know. But yeah. Yeah. You got a musical, you got a big grown up drama.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
I mean it's August for August. This is not bad for August.
Griffin Newman
This is incredible.
David Sims
So that's what's happened there. And that's it.
Griffin Newman
Wow. That's what happened there. And that's it.
David Sims
I think that's. That's it.
Griffin Newman
Wow.
David Sims
Right?
Griffin Newman
Yeah. I think that's what happened in there. And that's it. Excited to go on this hiker journey?
David Sims
Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be fun.
Griffin Newman
Have neither of you seen Johnny Dangerously?
David Sims
No, no. Why would I have seen that? Yeah, it's like not available.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
How am I gonna see it?
Griffin Newman
We'll find A way, I'll say this. I mean, we're recording this some months in advance. We're like, can we convince someone else to make Johnny Dangerously more viewable by the time this comes out?
Ben Hosley
We're working on it.
Griffin Newman
We're working on it. But in the meantime, might be a great time to sign up for ExpressVPN.
David Sims
Is it available on.
Griffin Newman
I feel like I watched it on, like Disney plus Croatia or something a couple months ago when I was doing my Keaton watch through. And if you remember, In a past ExpressVPN ad read, When I hinted that I had to use it to watch an upcoming director's movies, that was. That was it. I'll say this. You know, I have my. And part of it's a personal challenge. I want to get physical copies of all the movies of whatever the miniseries is. This has been the most difficult one of any director we've ever covered.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Fast Times, Criterion. Johnny Dangerously. This is a straight up bootleg. It's a very good bootleg. It's a straight up bootleg. European Vacation weirdly, seems to be out of print as a solo. And I wanted the solo rather than it as a box set or a double feature.
David Sims
That one, I assume is available on, like, itunes or whatever.
Griffin Newman
I think the who's Talking disc is out of print. There's no Blu Ray for the two sequels. Clueless is okay. Loser. I had to import from Australia. It might be the single most expensive Blu Ray I've ever purchased. And then I believe I could never be your woman came from Denmark.
David Sims
Wow.
Griffin Newman
Those are the only countries, those two.
David Sims
I mean, all these things. All the movies he just said, except for Johnny Dangerously are streamable for, you know, itunes or whatever.
Griffin Newman
But.
David Sims
So I will probably just be doing that. I guess I'm going to buy this Johnny Dangerously dvd. I don't know.
Griffin Newman
I'll send you the link.
David Sims
Oh, to the bootleg. Yeah, yeah.
Griffin Newman
Thank you to Lola for being here.
David Sims
Yes. Thank you, Lola.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Thank you to all our future guests.
Griffin Newman
Oh, well, hey, a big thank you to all of you and ask. Let's throw it back to the past guests. It's been a decade of dreams. We couldn't have done it without them. Tune next week for Johnny Dangerously.
David Sims
Next week is Johnny Dangerously. And then, yeah, European Vacation. Wow.
Griffin Newman
And on Patreon at this point, we are doing Superman. Is that correct?
David Sims
Oh, God.
Griffin Newman
We're looking up in the sky.
David Sims
So true. That we are doing.
Griffin Newman
So true.
David Sims
Star Trek finished, I think in. Yeah, we're about to start Superman.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
David Sims
About to Start it.
Griffin Newman
We're about to start it. We're doing Superman in just a couple days.
David Sims
We'll be covering the film Richard Donner's Superman. Have you heard of this guy, man.
Griffin Newman
Of Steel, which we voted for a long time.
David Sims
Yeah. Movies we'll discuss.
Griffin Newman
Yes. And then it will lead straight into Superman Returns, a movie we love, made by entirely unproblematic people. And then leading straight into a new released episode on the James gunn Superman parenthetical 2025 fun series.
David Sims
Yep.
Griffin Newman
Excited to do it. Everyone's happy.
David Sims
Sure.
Griffin Newman
I'm excited to go back to eating pizza.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Thank you all for listening.
Ben Hosley
You know what, though? I want to do this.
Griffin Newman
Man's holding up a finger.
Ben Hosley
We're going to actually, at the end of the episode, include a clip.
Griffin Newman
What?
Ben Hosley
To a section of our Superman episode.
Griffin Newman
Oh, bold new idea.
Ben Hosley
Just give a little sample, a little taste of what's available on the Patreon.
Griffin Newman
Interesting. We haven't recorded that episode yet. What if it's. It sucks? What if it's just like, what's going on?
David Sims
Who's that? Why is the. Why did the. The movie. The picture. We don't know what editing is. The picture is different. It was a picture of one guy, and now it's a picture of another guy.
Ben Hosley
This flies.
Griffin Newman
What if we respond to Chris for re flying like it's the train coming into the.
David Sims
I think it should be more idiotic than that guy's coming towards me. They do like a closeup of his head, and we're like, his head got cut off. It's his only his head.
Griffin Newman
He's got so big.
David Sims
His head's getting so big. Where'd his head go? Where's her body? Oh, my God. Should I buy the Arrow Limited the cell disc?
Griffin Newman
Oh, boy.
David Sims
I don't know, man.
Griffin Newman
Barnes Noble sale going on right now. I've been trying to get the Arrow companies bastard set, but it's sold out everywhere. And so I keep checking to see which stores have it in stock for pickup because they won't do ship to home, right? What? This is what we're talking about with Bilga of like, some movie you think is okay gets a lovingly restored.
David Sims
I think the Cell's pretty good.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, but you like that someone put in the time.
David Sims
I. I liked the Cell more than critics. And now I probably like it less than whoever's in charge of culture. Yes, it's become canonical or whatever.
Griffin Newman
Remember we were trying to end this episode?
David Sims
We're done.
Griffin Newman
No, we're not done. I haven't done the thing to end the episode yet. We went on a couple side tions, and as always, I'm going to put the knife away.
David Sims
Williams score here is so good. This overture.
Griffin Newman
Fortress of Solitude.
David Sims
No, this is Krypton.
Griffin Newman
Griffin.
David Sims
Jesus Christ. You need to leave this podcast calling that the Fortress of Solitude, Dude, I'm sorry.
Griffin Newman
God, this is Krypton.
David Sims
I'm so mad. No, this is Krypton.
Griffin Newman
It's called Krypton. Huh? Marlon Brando always says Krypton.
David Sims
So, Ben, Superman is from a planet called Krypton. Right.
Griffin Newman
Marlon Brando calls it Krypton.
David Sims
And they decide in their infinite wisdom that there should be a big prologue, you know, explaining the destruction of Krypton and where Superman came from. And they'll cast Big Star to play Superman's dad, Jor L. And they paid him $3.7 million and 11% of the box office. Griffin.
Griffin Newman
Yep.
David Sims
So he made $19 million in 1978.
Griffin Newman
Right.
David Sims
For what is 10 minutes of screen time or whatever.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, I think it still is maybe the most someone's been paid relative to time on screen.
David Sims
Right? Yeah.
Griffin Newman
If you break down how much he was paid, like, per second, per minute.
David Sims
Famously. I love this scene so much.
Griffin Newman
So good.
David Sims
So Brando famously, of course, said that, why don't we have my character be a suitcase or a talking bagel? And they instead were like, how about we have a B, Marlon Brando?
Griffin Newman
How about if we're paying you $3.7 million, you need to show up on set.
David Sims
Cue cards are all over the set. Because he refused to memorize his dialogue.
Griffin Newman
His whole performance is him looking off to the middle distance in different directions or different. Different cue cards are.
David Sims
And nonetheless, he certainly's really good in this movie. It's kind of an iconic performance. This is a year before Apocalypse now, and it's sort of like it's the tail end of his post Godfather boom with, like, Last Tango in Paris and stuff.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Where it's like, he's a really big actor again. And Apocalypse now is where fat Brando becomes, like, what Brando is.
Griffin Newman
Yes, Right.
David Sims
Like uncontrollable, controllable, bizarre, out of shape. This is the last time you can feel him kind of like this is kind of coming.
Griffin Newman
Correct. This is lazy, arrogant Brando still giving you results. And within four years, you're just like, I don't know what to do with this footage. Right.
Ben Hosley
Blank Check with Griffin and David is hosted by Griffin Newman and David Sims. Our executive producer is me, Ben Hosley. Our creative producer is Marie Barty. Salinas and our associate producers, AJ McKeon. This show is mixed and edited by AJ McKeon and Alan Smithee, research by JJ Burch. Our theme song is by Lane Montgomery in the Great American Novel, with additional music by Alex Mitchell, artwork by Joe Bowen, Ollie Moss, and Pat Reynolds. Our production assistance is Minick. Special thanks to David Cho, Jordan Fish, and Nate Patterson for their production help. Head over to blankcheckpod.com for links to all of the real nerdy shit. Join our Patreon Blank Check special features for exclusive franchise commentaries and bonus episodes. Follow us on social at Blank checkpod. Subscribe to our weekly newsletter Checkbook on Substack. This podcast is created and produced by Blank Check Productions.
Blank Check with Griffin & David: Episode Summary - "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" with Lola Kirke
Release Date: April 27, 2025
Introduction
In this episode of Blank Check with Griffin & David, hosts Griffin Newman and David Sims, along with guest Lola Kirke, delve into the classic teen film Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Produced by Ben Hosley, the discussion offers a comprehensive examination of the film's enduring legacy, character dynamics, and its place within the teen movie genre.
Overview of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Fast Times at Ridgemont High, directed by Amy Heckerling and released in 1982, is celebrated for its authentic portrayal of teenage life and its influential role in shaping the teen movie landscape. The hosts explore how the film diverges from typical 80s sex comedies by infusing depth and realism into its characters and narratives.
Character Analysis
Sean Penn as Brad Hamilton
Judge Reinhold as Mr. Vargas
Phoebe Cates as Stacy Hamilton
Jennifer Jason Lee as Damon
Forest Whitaker in a Supporting Role
Themes and Insights
Fast Times at Ridgemont High transcends typical teen comedies by addressing deeper themes such as sexual agency, identity, and the complexities of teenage relationships. The hosts emphasize how Amy Heckerling’s direction crafts a film that is both a product of its time and ahead of its time, offering genuine reflections on adolescent experiences.
Cinematic Analysis
Direction and Storytelling:
Soundtrack and Cultural Impact:
Visual and Thematic Symbolism:
Performance Highlights
Conclusion
Fast Times at Ridgemont High remains a landmark film in the teen movie genre, thanks to its authentic storytelling, complex characters, and cultural relevance. In this episode, Griffin Newman, David Sims, and Lola Kirke provide insightful analysis and personal reflections that highlight the film’s enduring impact and its nuanced approach to depicting teenage life.
Notable Quotes
Final Thoughts
This episode offers a thorough exploration of Fast Times at Ridgemont High, celebrating its contributions to cinema and its lasting appeal. Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the film, Griffin, David, and Lola’s discussion provides valuable perspectives that enhance your appreciation of this classic teen movie.