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David Sims
Blank check with Griffin and David. Blank check with Griffin and David.
Griffin Newman
Don't know what to say or to expect.
David Sims
All you need to know is that the name of the shadow is Black Jack.
Griffin Newman
I'm talking about the Haas here. Sometimes there's a man. Well, let me take this again. Sorry.
David Sims
Oh, my God.
Griffin Newman
This is important enough, Griffin. This is important. I'm talking about the Haas here. Sometimes there's a podcast. Well, it's the podcast for its time and place. Fits right in there. And that's the Haas in New Jersey. And even if it's a sloppy podcast, and. And blank check was most certainly that. Quite possibly the sloppiest in New York City, which would place it high in the running for laziest worldwide. Sloppiest worldwide. Sometimes there's a podcast, sometimes there's a podcast. I lost my train of thought there, but, hell, I done introduced it enough. I really could not get it.
Ben Hoss
No, sorry.
Griffin Newman
I was trying.
David Sims
I'd like you to keep trying.
Griffin Newman
I turned the next three hours. I could not get there.
Ben Hoss
Was he always, like, in Roadhouse? Does he talk like that? Like, was he always at that register basically his whole life?
Griffin Newman
I would say this movie is the moment that the Sam Elliot thing is kind of heightened in a way that did for Christopher Walken. Do you know what I'm saying?
David Sims
I was also watching it at this time, being like, I think I'm Sam Elliott's age. Right.
Ben Hoss
He's not that old.
David Sims
Movie.
Griffin Newman
Okay, let's look it up. Let's do the math.
David Sims
We got to do immediately the real fat.
Ben Hoss
You know what? He's 80 years old now, so he would have been. Yeah, so he would have been, like, 44. No, 54.
Griffin Newman
This movie's 98.
Ben Hoss
Oh, I'm so bad at math.
Griffin Newman
You're not in your 50s.
David Sims
No, I'm 43.
Griffin Newman
You're in the clear, then.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
I think you have 54.
David Sims
Okay. You got pretty close. You got a decade before you that's closer than you'd like.
Ben Hoss
You think you ever do a Western? Like a.
David Sims
To do a Western that be cool.
Griffin Newman
Do you know what I'm saying, though? Like, he always talked like this, and then I think this movie memified him in a way that, like SNL did with Christopher Walken, where it's like.
David Sims
Well, also kind of Jeff Bridges did to him. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
You were using your voice as, like, a comedic instrument now. And then after that, that becomes the thing that people impersonate, and then people hire him to do that.
David Sims
You do it. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And I botch it.
David Sims
No, but I mean, he. He does it. The. The owner of the voice himself.
Griffin Newman
Yes, absolutely.
Ben Hoss
And then the thing in Star Is Born is Bradley Cooper saying to him like, I stole your voice.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
In the movie. He says it.
Griffin Newman
Right. And I can do that better.
Ben Hoss
You can do. I got to watch that again. I got a Star Is Born. I love that movie.
Griffin Newman
You gotta get back in the shallows.
David Sims
Oh, yeah.
Ben Hoss
Exactly. Hi.
Griffin Newman
He gets the and in this movie, does he? Yes.
David Sims
Okay.
Griffin Newman
It's. It's. It's a perfect. And.
Ben Hoss
And so Elliott and Sam.
Griffin Newman
And Sam Elliott as the Stranger.
David Sims
The Stranger, which is a cool name.
Griffin Newman
Have you ever gotten an and as you must have. Right?
David Sims
Maybe. Maybe I've gotten.
Ben Hoss
Have you ever been, like, angrily on the phone? That feels like a studio episode, Being like, if I don't get the and more.
David Sims
So that's one of those things that like. Like, my agents feel very strongly about him. Just like, I could give a. I do not want. It won't be with. I just know when we did Ninja Turtles recently, we had to give Paul Rudd, like an introduce. Paul Rudd wanted an introducing Paul Rudd. That was good for Mondo Gecko.
Griffin Newman
Was it interesting as Mondo?
David Sims
I think it was an introducing Paul R. As Mondo.
Griffin Newman
What I. What I like about the Andaz. And is my favorite form of billing. What I like about it is it's not just the honorific of the end. Right. You're the most important person who wasn't going to enter the top two or three. But also that it's like. And we're telling you this character is.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Either that it's like for the first time, Paul Rudd is a saying. The legendary role of Mondo Gecko. Right. As if it's Laertes or the movie is just saying to you, the Stranger is going to matter.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
You don't know the Stranger yet.
David Sims
He's going to matter.
Ben Hoss
Keep your eye out for the Stranger.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
And his name is the Stranger, which also just instantly makes the movie cool because you're like, oh, there's a character called the Stranger.
Griffin Newman
And he's already. That's talking.
David Sims
You've already heard him.
Griffin Newman
He's been talking for minutes.
David Sims
It's already been him.
Griffin Newman
He's. He's failing to land the plane.
Ben Hoss
Right. He's doing kind of a bad job at his one job.
Griffin Newman
He's kind of doing a blank check. Podcast intro. Sorry, you were about to.
David Sims
You know the. Jason Reitman used to do those live reads. Yeah, I did one. I got. I did the one for Ghostbusters. Oh, yeah. I did Lebowski and. And Sam Elliott came and did his.
Ben Hoss
Role because who could replace.
Griffin Newman
It's right. It's one of those.
Ben Hoss
So who were you?
David Sims
I was the Dude.
Ben Hoss
You were the.
Griffin Newman
You were the Dude. Who was Walter?
David Sims
Walter was, I think, Rainn Wilson.
Griffin Newman
Interesting.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
I could see that. He can do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Griffin Newman
But you're an interesting place, because you could.
David Sims
I think as I was doing it, I was like, I. I would have been better suited to me. I do.
Griffin Newman
Either. It's one degree in either direction.
David Sims
Well, as I was doing it, I was like, the dude is pretty. Like, pretty aggressive throughout the movie. Like, he is. He's not that mellow.
Griffin Newman
It's part of the magic trick of this movie is that we talk a lot about the issue sometimes of making a movie where a character doesn't want to be in the movie that is frustrating for the audience, where the character is, like, stopping the movie from happening.
David Sims
Trying to perpetuate the plot of the movie itself. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Yes. And is actively pushing back against it. And this is a movie where that's the whole motor of the thing, and it's just him being annoyed that the movie keeps showing up at his doorstep, and yet he's towing this very specific line.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Of. He plays his anger of just like. Well, that's inconvenient.
David Sims
Well, he makes one choice, which is he goes to the other Lebowski to get his rug.
Ben Hoss
If he hadn't done that, the whole.
David Sims
Movie wouldn't have happened. And he's incensed. So as passive as a character and as, like, along for the ride as he is, he does active. He starts the movie actively. Like, he could have just been like. And it's almost more in character in some ways, for him to have been like, these guys pissed on my rug. It was a misunderstanding. Whatever. Who cares? But instead, he's, like, incensed about it, and. And he wants a new rug.
Griffin Newman
Well, it's. Right. It's.
David Sims
It's an injustice.
Griffin Newman
It's perfect characterization that he can get punched in the face and be like, oh, come on.
David Sims
He doesn't care about that.
Griffin Newman
But the rug is like, I must do something.
David Sims
Tied the room together. One of the many insufferable quotes that people will never stop saying from this film. I, myself, too.
Griffin Newman
It is a weird case, I will admit this. I. I'm a big Coen Brothers fan.
Ben Hoss
It's not a movie for you.
Griffin Newman
It's not one of my.
Ben Hoss
Like, it's like, you haven't seen this four times.
Griffin Newman
Right. And I have zero issues with it. And I think it's, like, another Coen Brothers masterpiece. I do feel like there is 5% of the world's most annoying people getting to me about this movie.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
I don't actually. I look against the film, and I feel like on this rewatch, I did the kind of, like, complete brain wipe. Just watch this as a film and ignore it. But it is funny to watch it and be like, this movie has become the wizard of Oz.
David Sims
It. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And that you can literally take any line or image or, like, character name. And, like, every element of this now is well established cultural shorthand.
Ben Hoss
What's our podcast called?
Griffin Newman
Our podcast is called Blank Check with Griffin and David. I'm Griffin.
David Sims
David.
Griffin Newman
Sometimes there's a man, and sometimes there's a man. It's a podcast about filmographies, directors who have massive success early on in their careers and are given a series of blank checks to make whatever crazy passion projects they want. Sometimes those checks clear, and sometimes they bounce, baby. This is a miniseries on the films of Joel and Ethan Cohen, together and separately. Today we are talking about the Big Lebowski, which I'm struggling to think if there's another example of this, which is a blank check, cash in off at the time, their biggest success.
David Sims
Sure.
Griffin Newman
That is seen as an absolute bounce. And then retroactively has become unquestionably their biggest film.
David Sims
Yeah. To the point that if you even suggest it isn't.
Ben Hoss
You're.
David Sims
You're a liar.
Griffin Newman
You are. You're just like. That is. That is the liar.
Ben Hoss
It's just weird that you're like. If you sit down and think about the cones for a sec, you're like, yeah. You know the crime movies, Raising Arizona, Fargo, No Country. You can think about that for a day. And then you'd be like, ah, they made the Big Lebowski. On top of all that, like, they created a whole other universe of, like, fans.
Griffin Newman
It is the movie that everyone knows. We have.
David Sims
We have. We have this rep. You have the Dude? I'm looking at him right now.
Griffin Newman
We have the Dude. I'm glad you noticed, because that was a new addition to the Menagerie. I recently purchased a Dude.
Ben Hoss
Wait, where's the Dude?
Griffin Newman
I got a little Dude.
Ben Hoss
Oh, there he is. He's fucking, like, a foot tall. What the hell is that thing?
Griffin Newman
You know, toys come in different scales. You collect a bit, right?
David Sims
I do have a lot of stuff, yes. Yes. Very much so. I was going to ask how articulatable he is, which is A real toy term. Great.
Griffin Newman
And boy, am I thrilled. And I'll tell you what I'm most excited about.
David Sims
No points of articulation.
Griffin Newman
I am excited by the fact that for the first time, this conversation is not causing David to hit his head on the table. He can't shut it down when you're asking. When I bring it up, he goes, oh, fuck no. I got to get out of here.
Ben Hoss
My daughter took a toy from this shelf.
Griffin Newman
I've been mean to ask you, what did she take?
Ben Hoss
Do you know? Have you noticed? I was wondering because you got 4,000 toys on this show.
Griffin Newman
I'm aware, but I keep a Rolodex and I've not been able to.
Ben Hoss
He took. I believe it is Anakin Skywalker's force ghost in tiny.
Griffin Newman
Great.
David Sims
I thought you were going to say force skin. Yeah, she took his foreskin.
Ben Hoss
People forget kin. Skywalker is canonically uncircumcised until Attack of.
David Sims
The Clones had George Lucas made a limited run. Dooku, right?
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
He was born with a watto nose. Because downstairs. Because Watto's his father. And then as part of the Jedi ritual, they.
David Sims
What's funny, Griffin, is the only other time I met you in person, I think, is you were dressed as Watto.
Ben Hoss
He was. There's our wano.
David Sims
We.
Griffin Newman
We had been messaging and then you very kindly did the George Lucas talk show. And you came backstage and I was already in the.
David Sims
You're already waddo.
Griffin Newman
And I went, this is a very embarrassing way to me.
David Sims
I've had that. I used to present at the. They used to do. I don't even know. Do they still do the MTV Movie Awards and stuff like that now?
Griffin Newman
The MTV Movie and TV and Text Awards.
David Sims
Meme Awards. Movie and Meme Awards. Most memable meme and. And I've. I used to do the stu. Like it's so hard to get a laugh at those things. I would do the dumbest shit ever. So I remember one year my bit was that I was all roided out or something. And so I was in this insane giant muscle bodysuit. And I remember meeting for the first time so many people. I was a big. I met like Hendrick Lamar for the first time and all these people. As I'm in.
Ben Hoss
Is this. You're with Zach.
David Sims
Giant stupid muscle body stick. And I've tried to be norm. Like, hey, big fan. So nice to meet you. This is part of a bit I'm doing a bit. I haven't done it yet. It's coming up. Please.
Ben Hoss
You have Two MTV Movie Awards. Did you know that?
David Sims
No.
Ben Hoss
We have one for best musical sequence in this is the End.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
And then one for best WTF moment in Neighbors.
David Sims
I don't know what that was. I don't know what the movie was.
Griffin Newman
They did.
David Sims
I think physically, one of them is in our office. I don't know what happened.
Ben Hoss
The other one, you and Rose won it.
David Sims
So maybe Rose took it.
Griffin Newman
That was the moment, though.
David Sims
Was it me milking her? Maybe. Might have been. That's.
Ben Hoss
That's a. That's a moment.
David Sims
If I had to choose a moment.
Ben Hoss
That'S a hashtag, WTF moment.
David Sims
Wtf.
Ben Hoss
I just love looking at the MTV because it's like the Oscars. It's like, yeah, we've handed out these awards for 100 year and the MTV was. I don't know, every couple years we're like, should we do WTF Moments?
David Sims
Like, forget it. Forget it. New Best Kiss. They're like, this is gross now. They don't do.
Griffin Newman
Now it's back.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Oh, what was I gonna say? Well, who's our guest?
Griffin Newman
Well, I got a lot of things to say here. We've already established a lot on the table. Our guest today is Seth Rogan. Hey, Seth. And I'm gonna leave with the credits. I was curious. There's an account, the cataloging of actors and how many times we've covered them on this podcast, updated week to week. And I was curious what the Seth Rogen blank check canon is.
David Sims
I bet, like movies, we've covered credits.
Ben Hoss
Okay.
David Sims
My assumption is Steve Jobs and the Fableman's correct. And that's it.
Griffin Newman
Can you name the third one?
David Sims
There's a Donnie. Not Donnie Darko. No, not yet.
Ben Hoss
Although I'd love to do him.
David Sims
Is it an animated movie?
Griffin Newman
That it is.
David Sims
It is. It is.
Griffin Newman
It is. Sometimes people pretend it isn't.
Ben Hoss
Really?
Griffin Newman
That's my hint. And it was not covered as part of covering that director. We weirdly, as a one off.
Ben Hoss
You talking about the Lion King?
Griffin Newman
Talking about the Lion King.
David Sims
Oh, the f. The first one.
Ben Hoss
Right, right.
David Sims
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Favro Lion King. Yeah, I'm in that as well.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, I forgot.
David Sims
I forgot.
Ben Hoss
You're in DY dark. You're just mean at a bus stop in dunny dark.
David Sims
I'm in a few scenes. I kill Jenna Malone. I throw Jenna Malone.
Griffin Newman
You're the murderer.
David Sims
And she gets hit by a car. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Wow.
David Sims
Jesus.
Griffin Newman
But then we also. We also on this podcast, movies are you.
David Sims
You should know. It's not real. David, you of all people. Why would you do. You've done so many episodes.
Ben Hoss
How does it feel that you are the architect of Steven Spielberg's, like, artistic career in that you, you know, fell in love with his mom.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Which made him make movies.
David Sims
Which made him, according to that movie. He was sort of into it before that, but it seemed like he had inclinations to make. He was filming the train before. You're right.
Ben Hoss
You're right, you're right.
Griffin Newman
Do you watch ET and go like, thank God.
David Sims
Thank God I did that. Thank God I did that. If it wasn't for me making those ch. Yeah. None of this would have happened. Yeah, no, it's. It's. It's weird that that happened. It is.
Ben Hoss
Did Spielberg say that, like, for that role, he's like, it's. This one's a weird one.
David Sims
Well, you know what's funny is I actually feel like as we were filming, I feel like he sort of had it contextualized one way. And then as we were filming it and, like, bringing it to life, he sort of started to maybe at times see how weird it was. Like, Like. Like, I think in his head, he's like, yeah, we were all on a camping trip and my mom and this guy are sort of like, canoodling a little bit. Like, in your head is one way. And then I think, like, as. As. As we were actually recreating it. Right. There was moments where I felt maybe I was projecting it, but I felt him feeling like, oh, this is maybe more fucked up.
Griffin Newman
It almost became like a Shutter Island. He was actually forcing things, and I.
David Sims
Thought it actually, like, changed the tone. I think to his credit, he, like, would go with it and, like, kind of change the tone of the scene a little bit. From being like. I feel like in the script, it was almost like, cutesy. And then when brought to life, it was much more tragic. It's.
Ben Hoss
Why not, you know, to be serious. It's why that movie rocks, because it is dark, but not in, like, an over the top way.
David Sims
Yeah. It's even, like, the music and stuff. Like, again, it's one of those things where, I mean, it's a rare gift to have, like, John Williams, like, score a movie. Score your face. Score your face. And. And yeah, just to see, like. Oh, like, even in my head, I was like, oh, these scenes are so much more sad now with all this stuff. But, yeah, it's weird. The whole thing is weird. I sat next to John Williams at the Oscars that year. I talked to him for, like, five hours straight.
Griffin Newman
Really unbelievable.
David Sims
Yeah. Completely rocked. Yeah. So co. One of the greatest, like, of that whole failings experience, like, that was honestly one of the coolest things, was just like. Because I didn't meet him throughout the whole process, really. And then I'm like, I show up at the Oscars, they're like, oh, you're sitting next to John Williams. And it was incredible.
Griffin Newman
Does he get really annoyed when he loses? Does he.
David Sims
God fucking damn it. No. He genuinely just seemed all quiet on the Western front. Seems like he. Yeah, he kept punching the scene in front of him that Donnie Yen was sitting in. I was like, chill out. And then. No. And it's sort of connected to this is. I actually talked to him a lot about one of my other favorite sort of hapless detective films, the Long Goodbye, which.
Ben Hoss
Amazing score. Right.
David Sims
And does one of my favorite. It does something. It's funny because I've always loved how that movie takes the. They wrote a song, the Long Goodbye, and they use it in different genres in different times of the film. And, like, when they're in Mexico, there's like a funeral procession playing, like, sort of like a sad Spanish version of.
Ben Hoss
It's like a sort of Muzak version.
David Sims
Yeah. Like, when they're in the elevator, when they're in the grocery store, there's like, the Muzak version of it and all this stuff. And I asked. I was like, how did you guys think of that? And he was like, it was just an idea that me and Robert Altman came up with. And he's like, what's funny is we thought everyone was going to start doing it. Like, we were like, this is going to be a thing. Like, this is going to, like, create a, like, musical revolution in movies where people, like, realize you started doing this. And then he's like, nobody ever did it ever again. But it's great.
Ben Hoss
It's probably a pain in the ass.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
I feel like I was trying to do a letterbox list once of movies where the same song is played multiple times and the context changes, which is a little different than the song changes.
David Sims
Yes. But still cool. Yes.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. Something about Mary almost does a version of that.
David Sims
Yeah. With those guys.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
In the tree. The. The singing guys. They kind of do.
Griffin Newman
They're kind of different songs, but they're kind of all evolutions.
Ben Hoss
I have not seen that movie in, like. Like, 25 years.
Griffin Newman
Do you know that movie is a 10 out of 10 knockout master?
David Sims
I remember. I love them. I love them.
Ben Hoss
Yeah.
David Sims
This movie is one of, like, the most, like, revelatory experiences I had in a movie theater in my life.
Griffin Newman
Mind blowing.
Ben Hoss
I feel like that's right before. Like, you're in Hollywood, right? Like, that's like the year before, right?
David Sims
Yeah, yeah. And we were already, like, I think, writing super bad, but I remember seeing that and being like, oh, my God, this is allowed. You can. We can push this so much further than I. We thought maybe we could. It's all that shot where you see his dick and balls.
Griffin Newman
It's insane.
David Sims
Like, that, to me is like. It's like there's the fucking, like, obelisk in 2001. And, like, you know, there's like. To me, that is, like, deserves, like, as far as comedy goes, that is, like, one of the most, like, boundary pushing, iconic shots.
Ben Hoss
And then they do it five minutes.
David Sims
Yeah. They're like, yes. The joke is so clearly. And it's so smart. And I love jokes that, like, play off of your expectations as an audience member, which is like, oh, the joke is that you're not going to see it and that they keep describing this horrific thing, right? And everyone. All these. Everyone's describing it, and everyone's.
Griffin Newman
They're also describing in a way that sounds impossible, where you're like, they couldn't physically show me.
David Sims
They're describing, oh, the frames above the beads. Oh, Drake said the zippers all the way down. And it keeps getting grosser and grosser. And then they show it and. And somehow in that, like, one brief image, you see everything that everyone's been.
Griffin Newman
Talking, like, shoto brothers, like, puppet insert shot. But then the thing that's so revolutionary is from that moment on in the movie, you're like, they could show me.
David Sims
They could do anything. All bets are off.
Griffin Newman
Anything could be shown in any sliding scale of reality.
David Sims
It's like in a horror movie when you do something really scary up front and you're like, oh, the stakes.
Griffin Newman
It's true.
David Sims
Barrymore getting killed. Yeah. You're like, anyone could any middle it. And in that movie, it's funny that.
Ben Hoss
We'Re talking about that movie, because that movie came out the same year as the Big Lebowski was.
Griffin Newman
It came out the comedy hit of 1998.
Ben Hoss
Right. It came out probably like, Bigle Basket was March, so it came out in.
Griffin Newman
Like, Mary June or July.
Ben Hoss
July. But it's funny how right at the time, everyone was like, big Lebowski. Everyone was like, yeah, the next several.
Griffin Newman
Years of comedy are people chasing Mary? That was the kind of like, in a way that I'd say 40 year old virgin was one of those you know, Hangover was one of those where it's just like, this is now the thing that everyone's chasing. This movie has come out. Feels like it's like a shot from the dark, and now everyone wants to follow this trend. Mary was so revelatory for me. I went home and, like young Sammy Fabelman with the train set, recreated the nuts shot. Experiment with the zipper in the mirror.
David Sims
Zipping your nuts up. Yeah. Almost got it.
Griffin Newman
To answer your question, the big Lebowski action figure.
Ben Hoss
Oh, yeah, sure. There you go.
Griffin Newman
Oh, Ben put it down on the desk. So it was. This is from 2008. It's from the 10th anniversary of the movie, which I really feel like was when the big started to really catch on had become mainstream. And Universal was like, we can put this on anything. We can sell everything with Lebowski quotes on it. It's meant to sort of be a riff on, like, a kid robot, urban vinyl figure.
David Sims
Yeah. It looks a little.
Griffin Newman
Why? It's limited articulation and kind of caricature.
David Sims
It's almost more of a statue, but.
Griffin Newman
But it's. I argue, it's in a little bit of a weird middle ground.
David Sims
It is.
Griffin Newman
It's a little too solid.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
It doesn't have the roto vinyl enough.
David Sims
To be, like, an art piece, but it's not articulatable enough to be a fun toy.
Griffin Newman
Just the arms and the head.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
David, you're such a philistine. I know what you're talking.
David Sims
I know I don't.
Griffin Newman
I just won a best offer for the Walter, which I think is a little better.
Ben Hoss
Okay. Just to complete my thing.
Griffin Newman
It is good.
Ben Hoss
You have all these. Can you describe to me what the Anakin ghost is from?
Griffin Newman
They're called Disney Durables.
David Sims
Disney durables.
Ben Hoss
They're like, an inch tall.
Griffin Newman
They're like an inch tall. They're like, adorables. But you call them dorables because they come in a little cardboard blind box.
Ben Hoss
Where you mostly have Star wars characters up there.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
But you have three ghosts. You have Yoda. Right.
Griffin Newman
It was a special set. It came in a tin of the dead. That looks like. Yes, right. It's all the ghosts.
Ben Hoss
And she took him. And she's like, who's this?
Griffin Newman
But it's like, I don't know. Right.
Ben Hoss
Well, that's the thing.
David Sims
It looks. It's young.
Ben Hoss
So I said it was Obi Wan because I was just kind of throw.
David Sims
It's not Jake Lloyd die when he was. It'd be weird if he died and then came back as A ghost as Jake Lloyd.
Ben Hoss
He dies in the pod.
Griffin Newman
If that's. If George Lucas had gone Glorious Bastards on episode one. The movie ends with Anakin being murdered, and you're like, what are these movies?
David Sims
That would have been cool.
Ben Hoss
So she calls it Obi Wan. It's a prize toy for her. It's like a big deal for.
Griffin Newman
She knows who Obi Wan is.
Ben Hoss
Well, she knows that thing's called Obi Wan, which, of course he's not actually called Obi Wan, but whatever. I'm willing to let that slide because he is at least a whole force ghost.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
And I think it's cute that she says Obi Wan, and I think if.
Griffin Newman
She was going to take one, that's probably the one. I, I, it's just funny that she.
Ben Hoss
Was confronted with this wall of toys, and she was like, yeah, but also.
Griffin Newman
Erlich Son was taking all of those. I think we were playing with them.
Ben Hoss
Were they possibly stairs?
David Sims
What is the Total Recall thing?
Griffin Newman
That was the, the DVD release of Total Recall.
David Sims
Oh, is that.
Griffin Newman
The DVD itself was packaged in.
Ben Hoss
In, like, Mars.
Griffin Newman
In Mars, when Lionsgate was like, we're going to really experiment with the form. And thing was, they paid Schwarzenegger, like, half a million dollars to do the commentary.
David Sims
Oh, that's funny. Is it amazing?
Griffin Newman
It's good.
David Sims
I love that. I love that movie.
Griffin Newman
Schwarzenegger's just smoking a cigar and Verhoven's making a bunch of sexist comments.
David Sims
Sounds amazing to me. Incredible. But it felt like right up my alley.
Griffin Newman
Is this going to be the new thing of, like, big salaries for commentaries?
Ben Hoss
Right, right.
Griffin Newman
And then Lionsgate was like, everything's packaged weird. Basic Instinct came with a pen that looked like the ice pick.
David Sims
Really? Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Yes, I remember that.
Griffin Newman
This is the thing. Speaking of collecting, I think about this a lot and my aspirations to someday be someone who may be married. I remember an interview with you years ago where you said, the rule I have with my wife is if it's a character she doesn't know, it can't be in the living room.
David Sims
Yeah. There had to be, like, a communal. Like, I have an office where, like, I had a big collection of this stuff. Memorabilia. Yeah, sure. Collectibles.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
And, yeah. Once we moved in together, what could be in, like, communal spaces became a real topic of conversation.
Griffin Newman
Right. Like, the Hulk can be there, but Doc Sampson can.
David Sims
Yes, exactly. But then it eventually just sort of segued into us, like, both sort of buying, like, things together, which actually became much nicer, and we sort of started collecting, like, art we would go to, like, little art shows and buy things together, which was nice. So, like, we found a way to bond over our collecting.
Griffin Newman
What a sweet story.
David Sims
Yes, it's lovely. Like the Fabelman ones.
Griffin Newman
So your friend David Krumholtz.
David Sims
Yes. Was on this podcast.
Griffin Newman
Was on this podcast.
David Sims
I love Wonder on the Seven Woman. That was amazing.
Griffin Newman
Absolutely one of our most normal episodes. We are eager to have him on again. Crumholtz keeps texting me. I can't believe you guys haven't done Wolfgang Peterson yet.
Ben Hoss
We should do Wolf.
David Sims
I gotta do Wolfgang. Who does he.
Ben Hoss
What's his Wolfgang?
Griffin Newman
Any Wolf.
David Sims
Hey, welcome.
Ben Hoss
All right.
Griffin Newman
He started with, I missed Wolfgang. Right. You guys must have done them years ago.
David Sims
That's funny.
Griffin Newman
Out of the blue, I got that text.
David Sims
You must have done Wolfgang.
Griffin Newman
We haven't. And now every couple of months it's anger at you. Still haven't done Wolfgang.
Ben Hoss
He can do enemies.
David Sims
Mine. Ronin Wolfgang. Peter.
Ben Hoss
No, that's.
David Sims
I get Wolfgang Peterson and John Frankenheimer.
Griffin Newman
And they were both similar place in the 90s.
David Sims
Like, you know, Perfect Storm.
Griffin Newman
Perfect Storm.
Ben Hoss
Air Force One.
David Sims
Air Force One.
Griffin Newman
Line of Fire.
David Sims
In the Line of Fire.
Griffin Newman
He actually, we do Wolfgang.
Ben Hoss
He does kind of Ride Trum Hold's.
Griffin Newman
Booked for every one one of them.
Ben Hoss
And of course, he did Never Ending Story.
David Sims
Yeah.
Seth Rogen
If we did him the Neverending Story, we could do like 10 hour.
Ben Hoss
A never Ending Episode.
David Sims
Never end.
Griffin Newman
You know how you always complain that these episodes are too short?
Ben Hoss
Oh, yeah, that's me always complaining.
Griffin Newman
But then you message shortly after that and say, hey, Krumholtz got me into the podcast. I've been listening.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
And then we've been messaging back and forth since then. You did George Lucas very kindly. We've been trying to find the right thing to do. You did a letterbox top four on some red carpet.
David Sims
Some red carpet.
Griffin Newman
And you named this.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Alongside Clueless, which we have just covered.
David Sims
Yeah. Which was a great episode as well.
Griffin Newman
Thank you. And I'm trying to remember what your other two were.
David Sims
I don't even remember. I kind of threw them out. I usually say the last detail because it, like, offsets the, like lack of fanciness in my other choices. And I often say Terminator 2, which might have been the other one. Might have been the other one.
Ben Hoss
Last detail. Terminator 2.
Griffin Newman
That's a killer 4.
David Sims
That's a pretty good 4. Child of the 90s.
Ben Hoss
Chase had really good. I'm now watching the entire studio cast.
David Sims
Great Chase. Oh, and Catherine had really good. Catherine Hahn also is really good. Yeah, I watched those. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Less detail is kind of feels like a big Cohen inspiration in a lot of ways.
David Sims
Well, I mean, I think if you look at, I mean, the Last Detail and the Big Lebowski and Superbad and Pineapple Express also, there's a lot of similarities. Similarities in those movies. And it's like, not a coincidence. Like, we were really inspired by. And we love the Big Lebowski. So did you guys see it, like, in theaters?
Ben Hoss
I definitely did not. I was remembering. So I was. I was 12 when this came out. How old? You're a couple years old.
David Sims
I was 16, I think.
Ben Hoss
So you must have seen in theaters.
David Sims
No. What's funny is I didn't like.
Griffin Newman
It looked.
David Sims
It's because the whole marketing campaign, which was, like, bad, was crazy, right? And they really leaned into, like, the fantasy sequences. The fantasy and the marketing was about the bowling, and it was like the women with the bowling things on their heads.
Griffin Newman
You were like, is this Kingpin Meteor?
David Sims
The poster was crazy.
Ben Hoss
It gives nothing.
David Sims
I actually remember going to school and some of my friends having seen it, and they're like, it's a stoner. He's both weak. It's a stoner detective movie. I was like, what? And they were like, it's like a stoner movie. And he's, like, caught in this big, big, funny thing, and there's these people. They're cutting toes off, and. And. And. And I was like, oh, this sounds funny. And then I remember watching it and being like, oh, this was like, the worst marketed movie in the entire world yet.
Griffin Newman
If you're like.
Ben Hoss
I just want to point out this was the British poster, which is even worse.
Griffin Newman
Just the two of them.
Ben Hoss
They really tried to push, like, a girl's toe gets.
David Sims
They didn't know what to do with.
Ben Hoss
This, which, like, why would anyone. And it was rated 18 in person. Written because John Goodman bites someone's ear off.
David Sims
That's crazy.
Ben Hoss
The British rating board, like, remember Mike Tyson.
David Sims
Are going to be fighting ears.
Griffin Newman
On playgrounds, at least, like, play, too.
Ben Hoss
Right?
David Sims
That's really.
Ben Hoss
So I couldn't see it in theaters. I. And so I too, probably discovered it, as Seth did, like, on video, like a two or years, you know, year.
David Sims
Right when it come out of. Right.
Ben Hoss
Okay.
David Sims
I remember, like. Like, as. By the time it was, like, on video, it had gotten out that it was like, a. Actually a cool cult movie.
Griffin Newman
I probably saw it around 2003, which.
Ben Hoss
I feel like that is when its cult status had been completely cemented. Like, it became a college Thing and by the time I got to College in like 2004, it was at some.
David Sims
I moved to LA in 1999 and. And I remember going and hanging out at that bowling alley a lot because.
Ben Hoss
Is it still there?
David Sims
No, it was knocked down. But they. All those neon stars were made for the movie, but they left them there. So they were. I love that.
Ben Hoss
Hollywood Star Lanes.
David Sims
Hollywood Star Lanes. And they would have buck 99, white Russians basically. Which is not a drink you should drink a lot of by any stretch of the imagination. Because it's mostly milk. Milk and vodka and so. But we would go there all the time and we would go bowling and we would drink whitewashtons and we'd just. Just like. Because we love the movie. Like so like there was a. A group of us were fans at that time and enough people were fans at that time that there was like a little subculture people that like would go to that bowling alley.
Griffin Newman
But I was gonna say at that moment in time, that's almost more like the Popeye Malta village of like, what, are we going to tear this down?
David Sims
Yeah, we gotta leave.
Griffin Newman
Let's just mark it to the people who did like this weird movie.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Versus. If that place had stayed open another five years, it would have gotten landmarks.
David Sims
Yes. It would have been insane. But. And it was knocked down by the time the movie had like a big. Yeah. Cuz like it wasn't hard to get a lane there. Like it wasn't a big line. It's huge.
Ben Hoss
It's like 32 lanes. I want to go to Jackie Treehorn's house, which has been in a ton of movies.
David Sims
Oh, I've been there.
Ben Hoss
I was going to ask if you've been there.
David Sims
You go by John Lautner who designed all the. All the homes in the studio we film in are. John Lner.
Ben Hoss
Where you live.
David Sims
Exactly. They're the same architect, but it's one of the most. This is one of the most famous houses in la and it's not on the beach in Malibu as they make it appear to be. Right.
Ben Hoss
They walk from the beach too, which.
David Sims
Is pretty clever how they shoot it. But it's actually overlooking the city. It has an amazing view and is. Yes. This incredible concrete house with this very kind of famous like honeycomb concrete roof and these like built in.
Ben Hoss
Yeah, it's got these. This roof with these little skylights, like these tiny.
David Sims
Yeah, yeah. It's an amazing house. It's really, really cool. And this guy, the guy who built it, who commissioned it from John Lautner, still Lives in it. And he's wild.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
David Sims
Kooky old dude who, like, mostly rents out the house for, like, movies and photo shoots and stuff.
Ben Hoss
Like, he's a big, like.
Griffin Newman
I'm glad it isn't like Conor McGregor owns it now.
David Sims
No, exactly. Yeah. Right. The Nelk boys. It's not. No, it's the actual Goldstein. The guy.
Ben Hoss
Yes, James Goldstein. He's like a guy who goes to Laker games. He's a rich guy.
David Sims
I've filmed there. I've done photo shoots there. I've done. But, yeah, I filmed. I filmed there, like, a whole couple days with Will Ferrell on something once. And, like, it was amazing. Like, it's one of the fun parts about shooting. Like, you get to sort of, like, just be in these houses all. Yeah. So, like, you sort of get to, like, experience what it's like to really occupy time in these amazing. And, yeah, that house is truly amazing. But it's, to me, most famous from this movie. It's in a lot of other movies.
Ben Hoss
I think it's in Charlie's.
David Sims
I was going to say in Charlie's Angels. I think they. They. They live in it.
Griffin Newman
Is it Tim Rockwell's house?
Ben Hoss
House, maybe?
David Sims
No, he lives in the Chemosphere, which is another John Lautner house, which it looks. It's like a house standing on a single. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Griffin Newman
Which is.
Ben Hoss
It's Troy McClure's house in the Simpsons.
David Sims
Yes. There's another movie. Maybe it's a Palma movie. I'm looking it up.
Ben Hoss
Yes, it's Body.
David Sims
Body Double is also shot in the. In the Chemosphere House.
Ben Hoss
Yeah, correct. Oh, my God.
David Sims
It's all good houses. All good houses.
Ben Hoss
So where's your studio house? What's that one called?
David Sims
That is on Jeremy Scott, the guy who owned Moschino, the fashion line now lives in it. It's in the Hills right about. And Silver, the one we shot the Sarah Pauley episode in, is called the Silver Top House. And the one that Catherine o' Hara lives in is another.
Ben Hoss
With the pool.
David Sims
That's in the pool. Yeah. Is another Lautner house. They're all amazing houses, and they're very cinematic, and that's why we wanted to film in them, because they are, like, in a lot of movies that we thought it'd be, like, cinematically kind of.
Griffin Newman
The best thing about this studio is.
Ben Hoss
That it looks good.
David Sims
I mean, like.
Ben Hoss
I mean, you're being built around, and it's brilliant.
Griffin Newman
Like, those are amazing spaces to explore in real time fully.
David Sims
Yeah. And they're designed in such a way that they're meant to be walked through. And so, like, they really have this, like, compression and expansion and like, unconventional layouts that sort of.
Griffin Newman
Of are.
David Sims
Are fun to unravel and sort of as you turn a corner, it reveals a whole new space. And. And yeah, we really, like, piggybacked off of the design of these houses.
Griffin Newman
I. I will say this. I have talked in. In the 10 years of doing this podcast, A Decade of Dreams, I've talked greasy about the city of Los Angeles.
Ben Hoss
You mean you should talk to la? Sure.
Griffin Newman
When I go to la, people are like, we know you hate it here. And I'm like, oh, God, I built that reputation for myself. A lot of that is very defensively as a young man trying to work in the entertainment industry, being like, I want to stay in New York.
David Sims
A lot of people have that for years. I've seen a lot.
Griffin Newman
Right. I feel like this is dissipated now. Get ground down post pandemic. But I had like 10 years of people being like, are you not serious about your career? And I was just like, I kind of still want to live here.
David Sims
I need to totally live in New York and have.
Griffin Newman
Yes, I.
David Sims
That was you proven as a employed. Housed man. Yes, he's housed, but like, I. I love.
Griffin Newman
I. I am housed. I love the studio. I think it's an incredible show. It's like a beautiful panic attack when I watch it, I'm like, these are all the reasons I don't want to live in la. The way this show feels. It's this. These are all my anxieties. When I watched Big Lebowski, I'm like, this is everything I love about la.
Ben Hoss
It's a real love letter to la. Maybe to a slightly bygone, but from similarly Narada la.
David Sims
I actually moved into, like, it. It could not be more. Yeah. Like the. Like, cuz I. I moved to LA 1999. Like, I. I moved into the Big Lebowski, truly.
Ben Hoss
I think about Knocked up and like, how you guys live in that big house with the pool that's like shitty.
Griffin Newman
Like the birthday boys house.
Ben Hoss
Right? And it's like, that's what I. That was my old impression of LA is like, yeah, you can kind of. There's burnouts and weirdos and like, it's so spread out that you can find all these pockets of.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
People like the dude who just kind of like, what do they do all day?
David Sims
I don't know.
Ben Hoss
The drive around, like, doesn't fucking do anything.
David Sims
Yeah, right.
Griffin Newman
But it's like, I'm allergic to Entourage la.
David Sims
Oh, yes. That's a bad LA studio.
Griffin Newman
LA is the la. I lovehate relationship with Entourage.
Ben Hoss
That showed a bad vibe for you. It's kind of aggro.
Griffin Newman
I love the characters, just to be clear.
David Sims
And I endorse their characters and their choices, their viewpoints. It's just the cars and the buildings and their work.
Griffin Newman
Most importantly, I admire their artistic work.
David Sims
Exactly.
Griffin Newman
No, but this movie, I'm like, this is all the stuff I like in la when I go visit and I hang out with my friends who are.
David Sims
Like this, who are unemployed, take me.
Griffin Newman
To places like this. And the knights have these vibes, minus the conspiracy.
David Sims
Yeah, yeah. No, it's exactly. Yeah. Like going to Ralph's in the middle like that, to me was a real quintessential thing. Which might be a visual reference to the Long Goodbye, now that I think of it, because it also starts with him at the grocery store. But I think that was, to me, that was like, sort of like a stoner in la. Being at Ralph's at three in the morning in, like, an empty store is such a familiar feeling to me.
Griffin Newman
So much of love.
David Sims
Like, I would do my grocery shopping at 2 in the morning. Would you pay my check? Exactly. I probably did.
Griffin Newman
So much of Long Goodbye has that. Of like this tiny figure in this big, wide frame just wandering around, mumbling to himself, doing banal tasks. Right.
David Sims
The movies are. Are inextricably linked to one. Yeah. And it's funny because, like, it is funny because I feel like Lebowski is kind of viewed as, like. I don't know. Satire is the right word. Sort of like a. A. Yeah, like a comedic take on these self aware. Yeah, a more self aware take on these detective movies.
Griffin Newman
Character you could place into that type.
David Sims
Exactly. And. And the Long Goodbye is also sort of like. Like, like. And he's smart in that, I guess, is the only difference that he's like, a little more capable, maybe. But, like, it very much is a similar vibe where it's like.
Ben Hoss
It's sort of happening to him.
David Sims
Yes, it started happening to him. He sort of doesn't quite get what. He's sort of a step behind a little bit all the time. Time. He sort of has. He's not like, smoking weed, I don't think, throughout the whole movie, but he seems kind of stoned and out of it throughout the movie, basically. Yeah. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
I mean, Sims and I are both very big Altman people, and he was like a big turnkey.
David Sims
Do you like All. Do you like the Long Goodbye more than the Big Lebowski?
Ben Hoss
You probably do.
Griffin Newman
I probably.
Ben Hoss
I've seen the Big Lebowski like, a hundred times. My whole thing with it is it's just sort of one of those. It's very comforting. Beyond that. That I put it on last night. I put on the disc. It's so gorgeous.
David Sims
Like, which is the best looking comedies. Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Right. Like, true of any cone movie, obviously. Their movies always look so stunning to look at for. And especially for a comedy.
David Sims
It is.
Griffin Newman
Did our Driveway Dolls episode very out of order. And watching these two back to back, which is kind of.
David Sims
Yeah. What happened? What'd they do?
Griffin Newman
Enjoy that movie a lot.
David Sims
It's a cute movie.
Ben Hoss
But you miss the lush, like.
David Sims
Yeah. I mean.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Do you think that's a choice?
Griffin Newman
I think so. I think we'll get to it in 10 episodes.
David Sims
Yeah. Just to preview it.
Griffin Newman
I break it down.
Ben Hoss
I think it's a little bit. The movie being like, don't take us seriously. Like, we're having fun. It's silly, but.
David Sims
I don't know.
Griffin Newman
But that is the magic. And people always say this, right. Of like, you can't make a comedy look too good or it stops being funny. There's this adage that I disagree with.
David Sims
Disagree with that.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
But.
Griffin Newman
And I think a lot of your work has been like, a rebuke to that. But there is that sort of narrative sometimes of like. Like, it just needs to be clean. Bright white light.
Ben Hoss
Everything as bright as you can so.
Griffin Newman
You can see all the fucking talking heads, like, cross cover.
David Sims
Something about Mary, like, effect, I would say. Right. Is like. And dumb and dumber. And a lot of those movies are just like, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright, bright colors. Clueless. I mean, honestly. And that movie, I'd say, actually did it with creative intention in mind. Like, they weren't just like. Like, bright. Like, there was, I think, a lot of reasoning behind why that was a good choice for that specific movie.
Griffin Newman
I agree.
David Sims
And I think as a result. Oh, yeah. I mean, I remember when we were shooting four Year Old Virgin, I was just. I remember at one time, like, coming up and giving Judd, like, notes on how I thought we could make the frame more interesting. And he looked at me like I had lost my fucking mind. Like, literally looked at me like I was a crazy person. Yeah. He was like, make the frame more interesting. Like, he's like, as long as you can see the boner, like, we're good.
Griffin Newman
I think we're read and widespread and full screen.
David Sims
Yeah. I Think we're okay? Yeah. And it's funny because when we actually made Superbad.
Ben Hoss
Superbad has like a grain.
David Sims
Well, yes. And it's shot. Greg like, shot it. You know what I mean? It's not all cross coverage like he would do in the store. There's like. Like it was very designed. One shot will take you to this line and then a new shot will pick it up for these lines. And I remember there was like some very heavy conversations that were had where Judd. And it was just like, why are you not just cross? Like you. You need to just cross cover this. And Mottola was like, no, that's like not what I'm doing on this movie. Like, I will do it for some scenes, but that's not like what I'm just gonna do. And blocking is the thing where you feel it the most. It's when the characters don't move. And this movie has a lot of great blocking. Sebich Lebowski is like an excellently blocked film. And the characters move in a very elegant way that serves the timing and the comedy and the scenes in a really dynamic way, which I think is why it's not boring. Even though it's largely people talking in.
Ben Hoss
Different light on action. Often. Yes.
Griffin Newman
So much of the self perpetuating problem is you get into these zones where comedies have a lack of blocking because people are so worried about getting the correct amount of coverage.
David Sims
Exactly. To edit it, you find it in.
Griffin Newman
The amount of movement and readjustment of positions that will cause more angles versus something like this where you just see that the Cohen's and the Deacons are like. These three actors are locked in.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
We can get this in a three shot in which they move six times and we only have to punch in for like two specials.
Ben Hoss
I'm gonna look at our research now, but like the thing I think of most and probably what baffled people initially. Right. Like, hey, let's go see the new Fargo guys movie. Why is it about like Stone Bowler doing nothing? Like those scenes where it's like, Dude, Donnie and Walter, and Donnie's right over the shoulder and Donnie's over the shoulder and he keeps turning around. And they are all three having separate monologues essentially at different speeds, interrupting each other at the same time. I don't know how you do that and have it make any sense.
Griffin Newman
It makes perfect sense watching like Fred Astaire dance with a cat.
David Sims
Yeah. When I first moved to la, my manager had like, like a library in their office of. Of like scripts, like just hundreds of Scripts. And. And I. One of the first things I did was I got the script for the Big Lebowski because I wanted to see how those scenes were, like, literally laid out. Laid out. And. And they were. They are written exactly as they are performed in the movie to, like, the half word. Right.
Ben Hoss
So they have it. It's not like three columns of dialogue.
David Sims
It's like telling you this, this, this. Exactly when the interruption comes and when it goes back to the other person. And I remember reading it being like, oh, my God. Like, these guys, like, plotted this out into a microscopic rhythm. But then I was like, oh. And that's why they could shoot it in a three shot, because they're not finding it. And it felt improvisational to me. And I. Even on Freaks and Geeks was the only thing I was making at that time. But we did a lot of improv and cross coverage and stuff. So that's sort of how I assumed you had to capture that sort of, like, naturalistic interruptee idea. But then I was like, oh, no, these guys just wrote it. They actually broke it down and the actors just did it. And it was. That was very eye opening for me. But I think it's why. Yeah, it's why the movie looks. Is allowed to look.
Griffin Newman
I mean, I feel like I will now always envision the Strawman exec characters in my mind as the studio characters. But you just imagine people looking at the light, like the shooting schedule for this and being like, guys. So your plan is. The only way to get this sequence is for the actors to get it perfect.
David Sims
Yeah, exactly.
Griffin Newman
There's no contingency here. The only way this works is it's. You get a take where everyone nails it. And that's like, terrifying to people.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
They don't like, which is why they're just.
David Sims
As someone who's done that. They don't like it. They don't love that.
Griffin Newman
But it's the stuff that makes Coen brothers movies feel like, how did this happen?
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
That everything is so perfectly constructed and also feels kind of loose and miraculous.
Ben Hoss
You want to say something, buddy?
Seth Rogen
Well, I think we should get to the research.
David Sims
Yeah.
Seth Rogen
But I have a little surprise.
Ben Hoss
Oh, yeah.
Griffin Newman
I noticed you've covered something on a table with a shining blanket.
Seth Rogen
Yes, I brought the accoutrement to make a White Russian.
David Sims
We should do it. Yes, we have to.
Griffin Newman
Seth did text me. If there aren't White Russians in the studio, I'm leaving.
David Sims
Yeah, there better be White Russia.
Seth Rogen
All right.
Ben Hoss
Ben was trying to surprise. Then I arrived at the street as he was arriving and I was like, why do you have a bag of ice?
David Sims
I was gonna do a whole thing. Some Caucasians. I like how he calls them Caucasians. I like that. Yeah.
Seth Rogen
All right, well then, four white Russians.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. Ben. What's up?
David Sims
Griff?
Griffin Newman
This is an ad break. Yeah. And I'm just. This isn't a humble brag, it's just a fact of the matter. Despite you being on mic. Oftentimes, when sponsors buy ad space on this podcast, the big thing they want is personal host endorsement.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
They love to get a little bonus ban on the ad read, but technically that's not what they're looking for. But something very different is happening right now.
Seth Rogen
That's true.
Griffin Newman
We had a sponsor come in and say we are looking for the coveted Ben Hosley endorsement.
Ben Hoss
Was.
Griffin Newman
This is laser targeted.
Ben Hoss
The product.
Griffin Newman
We have copy that asks, is the product a porch movie?
Ben Hoss
It certainly is.
Griffin Newman
And what is today's episode sponsored by the Toxic Avenger? The new Toxic Avenger movie is coming.
Seth Rogen
To theaters August 29th.
Ben Hoss
Macon Blair's remake of Reimagining. Reimagining, whatever reboot of the Toxic Avenger.
Griffin Newman
Now, David and I have not gonna see it yet, but they sent you a screener. Listen, think.
Ben Hoss
Yeah, I kind of see it.
Griffin Newman
We're excited to see it. But Ben, you text us last night. This rules it.
Seth Rogen
It honks. Yeah, it's so great.
Ben Hoss
Let me read you the cast list here in. In billing order as they asked, which I really appreciate. Peter Dinklage, Jacob Tremblay, Taylor Page. With Elijah Wood and Kevin Bacon.
Griffin Newman
Tremblay is Toxi's son.
Seth Rogen
His stepson.
Griffin Newman
His stepson. Okay.
Ben Hoss
Wade Goose.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Ben Hoss
Great name.
Griffin Newman
Give us the takes. We haven't heard them yet.
David Sims
Okay, you got.
Seth Rogen
Dinklage is fantastic.
Ben Hoss
He's talk.
Seth Rogen
He plays it with so much heart. Yeah, it's such a lovely performance. Bacon is in the pocket too, man.
Griffin Newman
He's the bad guy.
Seth Rogen
He's the bad guy. There's a lot of him. Shirtless.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
Seth Rogen
Looking like a snack.
Griffin Newman
David, sizzling. Yep. And then Elijah Wood plays like a dang ass freak.
Seth Rogen
He certainly does. He's having a lot of. Of fun.
Griffin Newman
Tell us some things you liked about the movie.
Seth Rogen
Okay, well, I'm a Jersey guy. I just got to say the original movie was shot in the town where I went to high school.
David Sims
Trauma. Yes. Yes, that's right.
Ben Hoss
The original film.
Griffin Newman
Yep.
Seth Rogen
I grew up watching Toxie and Troma movies on porches.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Seth Rogen
With my sleazy and sticky friends. It informs so much of My sensibility.
Griffin Newman
Your friends like Junkyard Dog and Headbanger.
Seth Rogen
Yeah, exactly.
Griffin Newman
Making Toxic Crusader jokes.
Seth Rogen
And so when I heard that they were doing this new installment, I. I was really emotionally invested.
Griffin Newman
It was in limbo for a while before our friends at Cineverse rescued it and are now releasing it uncut. But I feel like there have been years of you being very excited at the prospect, but also a little weary. They're playing with fire here.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
It's just.
Seth Rogen
It's something that means a lot to me. And they knocked it out of the park. It somehow really captured that. That sensibility, that sense of humor, even just that like, lo fi, scrappy kind of nature that's inherent in all of the Troma movies. In the original Toxi movies. And they have like updated in this way that it was just. I was so pleased with it.
David Sims
It's gooey.
Griffin Newman
Sufficiently gooey.
Seth Rogen
Tons of blood, tons of goo.
Griffin Newman
Great action.
Seth Rogen
It's really fucking funny. It just. It hits all of the sensibilities that you would want in an updated version.
Ben Hoss
Cineverse Last year released Terrifier 3. Unrated.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Big risk for them there. I feel like it's a very, very intense movie. And one of the huge hits.
Griffin Newman
More interesting. Yeah. Theatrical box office phenomenons the last five years.
Ben Hoss
Want to make that happen again?
Griffin Newman
Here.
Ben Hoss
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Griffin Newman
In theaters August 29th.
David Sims
Yup.
Griffin Newman
And Ben, it just says here in the copy. Wants to call out that Elijah Wood plays a weird little guy who says, summon the Nuts. Can you tell us anything about that moment without spoiling it?
Seth Rogen
Summon the Nuts. Nuts is in reference to a psychotic nu metal band.
Griffin Newman
Hell yeah.
Seth Rogen
Who are also mercenaries.
Griffin Newman
Cool.
Seth Rogen
And drive a van with a skeleton giving two fingies up on the grill. And that's all I'll say.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
Seth Rogen
And they are the most dang ass freaks of dang ass freaks.
Griffin Newman
I'm excited to see it. And your endorsement, I think carries more weight than anyone else is in the world on this. Seriously.
Seth Rogen
Get your tickets now. Go to toxicadventure.com blank check.
David Sims
Do it. Do it.
Ben Hoss
I, as I told Ben, don't think I've had a White Russian since I was like 20 years old.
David Sims
Yeah. I haven't had one since I was at that bowling alley. Right.
Ben Hoss
They are so disgusting. No offense. Offense to the drink. I'm possibly about to sip, but I remember once.
David Sims
Milk, they taste good.
Ben Hoss
Yeah.
David Sims
They're not a good. Right. Like a lot of you. Yeah. Your stomach. Well, being 20. And, like, because when you're 20, you're just drinking to get drunk. So you're having, like four or five or whatever is you're drinking. And then a White Russian's a disgusting thing.
Ben Hoss
Such a bad thing to ingest.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
Because it's doing other things to your body at the same time that are not cooperating with the drunkenness.
Ben Hoss
I was at a bar with a girl in college, humble brat, and she told me, like, oh, they do good White Russians here. And then the bartender asked what I wanted. I said, like, a White Russian. And he was like, get a real drink.
David Sims
And I never, ever ordered a White.
Ben Hoss
Russian again after that. Not that I would really want one. They're gross.
David Sims
They are kind of gross.
Ben Hoss
So. Okay. All right.
Griffin Newman
Harry, you know what he's doing? He's making four way Russians. I watch him carry them in the movie, and every time my brain immediately goes to like, God, that glass is so dirty.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
It just looks gross as.
Ben Hoss
Why do you think he drinks White Russians? Do you think the cones are just like, that's funny. Like, that's a funny drink?
David Sims
Well, there is a dude.
Ben Hoss
There is a dude.
David Sims
And we'll talk about that.
Ben Hoss
There's kind of two guys, Right.
David Sims
But one of them.
Ben Hoss
One of them is the main guy. And you probably met that guy.
David Sims
I have met that guy.
Ben Hoss
And does he drink White Russians?
David Sims
Like, did they steal it from him? My assumption is yes.
Griffin Newman
So our friend Conor Ratliff, friend of the podcast, made a great point talking to him the other day that. That it's so funny that Fargo is like, the pinnacle of their career up until this point. Right. The anointment moment. They win the Oscar. It's their biggest crossover hit, and it's.
David Sims
One of the best movies.
Ben Hoss
It's the best. Nothing wrong with it. We love Fargo. I do want to point out, and JJ put this in the research, and it is crucial to note Big Lewsky is a script they'd had for a long time and had been trying to make throughout the early 90s.
Griffin Newman
It was their pineapple expression. So we can only get this made once we have it.
David Sims
Once we have a hit.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
And according to jj, it might have come first, but good Goodman before Fargo. But Goodwin was making Roseanne. Jeff Bridges was making White Squall. Never forget that. He got, like, 10 buckets of rain dumped on him every day.
Griffin Newman
A movie that, like, created QAnon.
David Sims
Yes, because the storm is coming.
Griffin Newman
Where we go, one one goes on.
David Sims
All the quotes are from White squall.
Ben Hoss
Have become QAnon models.
David Sims
That is maybe the weirdest part about everything else of all, all the stuff I've heard. To me, the thing that makes least.
Griffin Newman
Sense is it's like how Proud Boys is all spun out of a song. Deleted from Disney's Aladdin.
Ben Hoss
Yes.
David Sims
Really? Yeah. Proud of your boy. Yep.
Ben Hoss
There's a song in Disney's Aladdin where Aladdin's mom sings that she's proud of him. They decided to cut it because it's boring.
Griffin Newman
Right. And they. And then they grabbed it and said, like, disney cut this because they don't want women saying that men are good.
David Sims
Oh, well, that's 30 years ago. They do.
Griffin Newman
We need to be proud boys. We need to create the Aladdin's mom that never existed to make us feel proud. Doesn't that make them a lot dorkier?
David Sims
I mean, not that they needed help.
Ben Hoss
So the Cohen. It's a personal movie in a way, in that. Yes. It's based on dudes they know.
Griffin Newman
Can I just finish this thought? The con. It's.
Ben Hoss
Go ahead.
Griffin Newman
Tied to what you just said, that he was like. I think part of the legitimacy bestowed upon Fargo as these guys have stopped around and made a real movie was the false selling of Fargo as a true story.
David Sims
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so true.
Griffin Newman
Which lent some weight and all the weird cosms of it. People were like, wow. But they didn't make it up. I guess the story is just really quirky. And that Lebowski people are like, what the is this? This is. This came from nothing. And you're like, the movie based on two real people. So this circumstances aren't real, but the characters are very much riffing on real people.
Ben Hoss
So there's this guy Peter X Line. Pete X Line, who is like one. One inspiration who had been like. Worked for Michael Douglas and then was a professor at usc. There's this guy, Lou Abernathy, but who's sort of like a Walter type. But John Milius is obviously a big inspiration for Walter.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, right, right.
Ben Hoss
And then this guy, Jeff Dowd. Yes, that's the guy you're talking about who is sort of like. He calls himself the Pope of dope. And, like, he was a member of the Seattle 7, which, like, the Dude.
Griffin Newman
Was he an entertainment lawyer?
Ben Hoss
Yeah, he's just like a. And I just.
David Sims
Producer, actor.
Ben Hoss
He produced Fern Gully, among other things.
David Sims
There you go.
Ben Hoss
And like when you look at him, because he's still around, he looks like the dude and he kind of feels like the real Kramer from Seinfeld.
David Sims
Right.
Ben Hoss
How that guy was kind of like, I'm going to cash in on being Kramer. Like he's still just kind of being the dude. And you've met this guy?
David Sims
I have met him, yeah. And he was annoying. Cool.
Ben Hoss
So Peter X Line, the thing with him is they were at his house one time, he's some fucking USC professor guy and he had a really shitty rug in his shitty house that he would not stop saying. Really tied the room together.
David Sims
That's really funny.
Ben Hoss
So they never forgot that X Line, when they ask him about it, talks about this fake Persian rug where, I mean, he had admits like that it was. It was a conversation piece in his shitty house. And he exline once told them a story about his Mazda getting stolen. And then when he found it in an impound lot, it had like a 14 year old's homework in it.
David Sims
Oh, that's really funny.
Ben Hoss
So they never forgot that either. Like, they have a lot of like little weird anecdotes from these crusty Hollywood movie.
Griffin Newman
Feels like. It feels like 20 years of incubation of like a notebook of things that got stuck in their craw of like, that's funny. And how could we unify all of this into the world?
David Sims
And I remember me and Evan hearing that and that actually being very inspirational when we started writing Pineapple Express. Literally, like I remember us thinking like, oh, you can sort of accumulate a bunch of ideas and create a narrative that allows you to bring them to life. And you don't have to like start with the story. You can start with a bunch of little things and then create a story that sort of architecturally supports these ideas.
Griffin Newman
And like, can you build a character strong enough that can hold all of these separate things? Things that becomes greater than the sum of its parts. Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Xline also was a Vietnam vet who could not stop talking about Vietnam. Like would bring it up all the time. And so they did have that in their heads. I think this movie is very wisely set at the. During the Gulf war.
Griffin Newman
Right. It's 92.
David Sims
91 or 92.
Ben Hoss
Because it's like we won the Gulf war so fast. 1. You know what? We like ripped through Iraq so fast.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. And when David said one, he gave two thumbs up. Just.
Ben Hoss
And I do think it, it's quietly making Walter matter. That like America just crushed some fucking war.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
And he's still this like piece of shit. Vietnam vet that. You know, nobody likes thinking about that. Right. Obviously, John Milius, who I feel like just sort of the aggro energy. Right. The kind of like the way he looks.
David Sims
The guy.
Ben Hoss
The way you hear about John Milius is just being like eternally ready for war in a weird way.
Griffin Newman
But he would. He described himself as the Zen fascist.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
Right. That. It was this.
Ben Hoss
You get there.
David Sims
I got an Indiana Jones.
Ben Hoss
Beautiful.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
David Sims
And the great circle.
Griffin Newman
It's the Xbox game. This was a. A promo item for their IHOP menu. I want. You know, I spent a lot of pan coins to buy that. Yeah.
David Sims
Your.
Griffin Newman
Your original. Okay. Let me take my lactate before this cocktail.
Ben Hoss
That's vodka and milk. Oh, shit.
David Sims
Oh, that's a very nostalgic me.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
It brings me back to 1999 to the bowling alley. It's quite good.
Ben Hoss
It's not bad.
Griffin Newman
You know what? I actually like it.
Ben Hoss
So they. And like, Milius is kind of. He's a fake vet. He didn't serve in the military.
David Sims
Like he. But they.
Ben Hoss
He had all his paraphernalia.
Griffin Newman
So, like, he's the other thing with Mil.
Ben Hoss
They met him when they're making Barton Fink.
David Sims
I think Spielberg had great Milus stories. And he was. He was like, that guy's amazing.
Ben Hoss
Because he was kind of the old guy.
David Sims
He was like the old guy. Yeah, he was like. And he had had success sort of.
Ben Hoss
Before when they're all coming up.
David Sims
Exactly.
Griffin Newman
The badass. All the movie brats. Which is to your point. Like, this guy was actually a Vietnam vet.
Ben Hoss
Right.
Griffin Newman
And it wasn't that. This guy wasn't extreme, but it's like George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Brian De Palma are all like, this guy's unreal. You know, which is like. It fits into the same character where you're like, he's not actually. Walter isn't actually powerful within his world.
David Sims
No. But around these sort of like meek dudes, he's very.
Griffin Newman
Selecting. Like, why is he hanging out with Donnie? Just so he can tell Donnie to shut the up.
David Sims
Exactly. Why right.
Ben Hoss
Now, Jeff Dowd, the guy you have met who was in the Seattle 70s night, he claims he does not drink White Russian.
David Sims
Okay.
Ben Hoss
He says, hey, man, sometimes it's Harvey Wall bangers, sometimes it's Tequila sunrises.
David Sims
It's always a silly, stupid drink. That does sound like it's true. And like old timey. Old timey saved drinks. Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Ethan Cohen's take is basically like, the dude is kind of personally more like Jeff Dowd, but like, you know, with these mixed in Other anecdotes, but the physicality is kind of that guy, and, like, that's maybe the most. But then also you hear that, like, Bridges contributed a lot of the clothes and, like.
David Sims
And he's, like, from. He's like a California guy.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Like, it feels like he's tapping something in himself that he maybe hadn't quite tapped yet.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, that's. It's.
Ben Hoss
It's just like how Drew grit turned him into, like, an old cowboy.
David Sims
It turned him into that guy. Yeah. Every movie, he makes up his true gray, you know?
Ben Hoss
And, like, for a while after Big Lebowski, he was the Dude.
David Sims
Yes, he was.
Ben Hoss
And then when he does, I feel.
David Sims
Like if you see him on the street and you recognize and if you either say to him, hey, man, I love the Big Lebowski, or, hey, man, I love true. Great, you'll get a different Jeff, depending on which. Which what you say. I do feel. Feel like if you say I love both, he'll give you a really funny. Have you ever met him? I have one or maybe one or two times. And. Yeah. And I ran up to him, and I. And I. I went the Lebowski route, and I got a very dudish response, and it was. It was amazing. It was lovely.
Griffin Newman
It does feel like the dude has either become the closest thing to his, like, default Persona in life, if as an actor. Right. Because even, like, the year after this is the contender where he's back in, like, the most handsome man in high.
David Sims
I remember stain for a while.
Griffin Newman
He was stained clean.
David Sims
He cleaned the stain.
Griffin Newman
No tide pen could fight this thing.
David Sims
It is so funny that Iron man.
Ben Hoss
Had to run through him before he.
David Sims
Deals with Danic space alien. You take. Yeah. First then a space God. I'm gonna build a slightly bigger suit than you.
Ben Hoss
I like negotiating, obviously, for they start writing the script. James M. Kane is their blood simple. Like, you know, Miller's Crossing is Dashel Hammett. This is Raymond Chandler.
David Sims
Right.
Ben Hoss
Like, they. They're, like, perfect dressing for this plot.
David Sims
Have you guys rewatched the Big Sleep recently?
Ben Hoss
Not in the last 10 years. Like, I've seen it several times. I never know what's going on at the end, which I know is probably of the point.
David Sims
It is sexy and comfortable, right? Yeah. I watched it for the. Actually, I think the first time, like, a few years ago, and I was. Some parts of it I really liked, but I was mostly like, what the is going on? I love Humphrey Bogart. I think Humphrey Bogart is just, like, maybe the coolest.
Ben Hoss
He's the coolest guy.
David Sims
Coolest guy ever. And, like, is unbelievably watchable.
Ben Hoss
He's so cool in the Big Sleep.
David Sims
Because he's playing a guy who. Yes, he's so cool in that movie.
Ben Hoss
Like in Casablanca, which. These are all movies I love in Casablanca, he's like, I don't fuck anymore. I just have this bar and I'm sad bad. In Maltese Falcon, which is my favorite of his movies, he's like, I need to figure out what's going on with all you like. But in Big Sleep, he fucks he want. You know, he's just being a cool mother.
David Sims
Just kind of cool. But it is similar where he seems kind of confused as to what's happening throughout a lot of the movie. Right.
Griffin Newman
The spectrum of those movies, which are all kind of about perfect style, these impossibly cool leading men and these undecipherable plots. Right. And then Long Goodbye to does the. The modernist version of that, which is, this is who this guy thinks he is. In his mind, we're placing him in a modern context. The world at large is not in sync with him. Y the kind of like stylish voiceover narration. He's now just being like mumbled cats. Right? And then Big Lebowski adds the additional distance of what if this guy doesn't even know he's in that type of story and the narrator is someone else else who he barely meets at a bar, who can't even finish his talk.
David Sims
Quite remember, doesn't quite understand what's happening. Right. That is. I mean, re watching it. It's funny that it's like some things like that where you're like, oh, this is so much weirder than I remember it being. Like the. The Sam Elliott narration is much stranger than I remember it.
Griffin Newman
It's strange because they call him the.
Ben Hoss
Stranger, but it's strange because he's doing a bad job.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Like, as a narrator.
David Sims
And they kind of paint him as like this all knowing guy, but he doesn't know anything.
Griffin Newman
He can all land the plane interrupts.
Ben Hoss
The movie to be like, do you have to curse so much? And Jefferson's just like, what? And he's like, don't worry about it. Like, it's very funny, but it is.
David Sims
It's weird.
Griffin Newman
We talk about this kind of like, my favorite kind of Cohen dialogue is this, like, big, chunky monologue that is like a freeway that takes off ramps and merges back into the freeway where characters, like, answer the questions they pose themselves. And that's usually done in Such a rat attack, fast talking way. And you got Sam Elliott, who's going to slow that down to a molasses crawl. But then you're also going to have him not figure out how to get back on the highway. You're like, starting with a broken version of a Cohen monologue. Yeah.
David Sims
And it's, like, starts with narration that.
Ben Hoss
Doesn'T work, but nobody in this movie makes sense. So you've got the dude who moves through every plot line, sort of competent but also not paying attention, and then will be saying things he heard in the last episode.
David Sims
Yeah, he repeats a lot of things. Right.
Ben Hoss
He repeats things that don't really. And then you have Walter, who literally makes the wrong decision every single time.
David Sims
Time.
Ben Hoss
And, like, works himself into a frenzy. And then the final wrong decision, I feel like, is pulling the big Lebowski out of the wheelchair. I mean, like, the funeral's like a coda, but that's sweet. But, like, him being like, this guy walks, and at this point, you're like, I swear to God, he's not going to. Like, he's not going to do something about. You know, he's going to.
David Sims
It's one of the greatest scenes in any.
Ben Hoss
It's just like, this is a classic Cohen story in that they, like, wrote 40 pages and they were like, that's interesting. And they got stuck and they, like, put it away, and then they put it back. Back to explain the narration. They say he's like an audience substitute. And like, Chandler stories always have a narrator. So we kind of wanted, like, a. But, like, they can't really explain decision.
Griffin Newman
To be like, you couldn't have Lebowski narrate this movie because that gives him too much of a connection.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
To the story. He has to be pushing against it. And what the big driving force for Lebowski is, you said, like, him wanting the rug back.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Is the act of choice he makes that keeps the whole movie going. Right, Right. But that choice is driven by. This guy wants to do nothing. The only active thing he does is to try to reset back to the status quo of where he is at the beginning, which is, I'm unemployed. I like everything in my apartment. And I have my routine.
David Sims
I have. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
You know, I got my roach clip. I got the White Russians.
Ben Hoss
But the thing that does stress me out is if he just got the 20 grand initially from the, you know, job he fails to do.
David Sims
The.
Ben Hoss
The. It feels like the dude could live on 20 grand for, like, forever, five to 10 years. He doesn't seem to Pay rent.
David Sims
Anyway.
Griffin Newman
He like, abhors that level of ambition. I know his pride in being unemployed.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Anyway, yeah, I mean, they. They said it in like the more marginal la. Venice beach, the Valley, Pasadena or whatever. You know, like that's what they were interested in. And then Pete, one of the inspirations is a big softball guy. But they were like, bowling is like, makes more sense. It's aesthetically more pleasant. It's very male, which we think is like, it's. We want these guys to just be sitting around.
Griffin Newman
It's also weirdly rhythmic in a way that feels very co of just like the kind of repetition of. Of the role and the sounds in the wood and. Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Now the craziest thing obviously is their first choice was Mel Gibson for the Dude.
David Sims
Whoa.
Ben Hoss
Which is so wild.
Griffin Newman
Do you know which role Mel Gibson would have played?
David Sims
Well, he would have. He would have killed Walter.
Griffin Newman
No one could be better than Goodman, but he would have done a great Walter.
David Sims
Yeah, he actually would have. He's maybe too scary like Walter. There's like an impotence to Walter a little bit. He does not, actually. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
If he had played Walter at the time, people would have said, where did this come from? This is an amazing transformation. And now we would have said, he gave us all the clues.
David Sims
Exactly.
Griffin Newman
It was all there.
David Sims
We'd be like. And Mel Gibson has himself.
Ben Hoss
Gibson reads the script, is like, this is kind of funny. There's no way I'm not going to do this. Like, this is like Ransom era. Gibson or whatever. Jeff Bridges famously is kind of like, especially back then, like a waffler. Like he would like, flirt with projects and not decide what to do.
David Sims
What.
Ben Hoss
He was like, kind of tough to nail down. He was like, should I play like a pothead? He had like teenage daughters and worried he'd set a bad example. I mean, this feels very oldfashioned still.
Griffin Newman
In like near peak handsomeness era too. He's kind of like a B list movie star. Like a really sturdy studio leading man with a lot of Oscar nominations under his belt. Felt. But it felt like he was at a comfortable level of like you. His handle mid budget.
David Sims
What were the other big Bridges movies around this?
Ben Hoss
It's like, you know, Fearless, which is a great movie. Peter Weir movie Strawberries. Yes. Blown Away is 94 with Jaime Jones.
David Sims
There's two movies called Blown Away and I always watch one's. One is that one and one I can't remember is the one with Corey Haim and Corey Feldman.
Griffin Newman
That sounds right. Let me look this up.
Ben Hoss
Yep, yep, yep.
David Sims
I like that. Tommy Lee Jones.
Ben Hoss
And they're both from around the same time time.
David Sims
Lee Jones does the worst. Is he supposed to Irish. Irish accent, maybe in the history of.
Griffin Newman
Yes, it's Corey Haim and Nicole Eggert.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, yeah.
Ben Hoss
But right. The one you're talking about. Right.
Griffin Newman
And Corey Feldman, of course.
Ben Hoss
That thing like Blown Away Patriot Games with the Devil's Own. Like when like, IRA guys were like a Hollywood cool.
David Sims
Right, right. Yeah. That was a good target. That was a good easy villain for Bridges.
Griffin Newman
Was kind of like, like, you know, $40 million movie that has.
Ben Hoss
I'm gonna give you the rest around.
Griffin Newman
Harrison Ford turns it down. Get Jeff Bridges.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Like. But it's like, obviously he did the Fisher King in the early 90s. That's a great movie.
Griffin Newman
But closest to this, he did the.
Ben Hoss
Vanishing remake, which is like, okay. He did Fearless Blown Away. He played Wild Bill Hickok in a. Like a biopic that was a Walter but wasn't a hit. White Squall, which he's like, good in, but it's. Again, it's him just like yelling and.
Griffin Newman
Was good for the culture.
David Sims
Good for the culture.
Ben Hoss
And then Mirror has Two Faces, which we covered on this show. Barbra Streisand, your former co star.
David Sims
Former co star.
Ben Hoss
That movies. Have you seen the Mirror Has Two Faces?
David Sims
Like. Like, it's a really weird. Really. Yeah, it's about her. She, like, changes her face and.
Ben Hoss
Yes.
David Sims
Yes. Yeah. I listened to her whole. All 50 hours recently.
Griffin Newman
It is more similar to Big Lebowski than you would imagine. And that. It just sort of has these.
David Sims
That is weird.
Ben Hoss
The last thing he does. Fun before the big LaBelle.
David Sims
Wow.
Ben Hoss
And then right after, he does Arlington Road, which feels again, more like Another blue.
David Sims
I like that movie.
Ben Hoss
Movie's fun.
Griffin Newman
But that's. He's like the king of kind of like adult counter programming. Mid budget studio fare. Being a very beloved respected actor.
Ben Hoss
Anyway, his daughters are like, what do you do? Whatever movie you want. And he says he was sort of like, I guess I am kind of like the Dude. I do sit around all day smoking weed.
Griffin Newman
Mm.
Ben Hoss
Although he says he doesn't. Did not smoke weed while making the big Le Professional. Right. And he said that, like, the script is written exact. Like the dialogue is written. Like, he said that once in a while I would put in an extra man and it would fuck up the line. Like, you could tell. Like, no, they already. They already balanced every line out.
David Sims
Yeah. I. When I did the table read, I. It is weird because, like, you Are. You know, you kind of just do it. And. And it is one of those things where it's like, just by reading it, I'd be like, it's happening. If you just say every word, it sounds exactly like the dude. It was really remarkable in a lot of ways.
Griffin Newman
Well, you are so good as an actor, a writer, and an improviser, and I feel like you have a skill at being able to take material and put it in your own voice in a way that isn't fighting against the movie. But then also, like the movies we've covered that you have been in, those are things where it's like, you got to play this part. You got to fit into this. This isn't you making it.
David Sims
Not autoriffing. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
But like, Steve Jobs is something where it's like, you have that monologue, which I love so much, that is like seven unbroken minutes where I'm sure you cannot move like a letter.
David Sims
No. What's weird about Aaron Sorkin, though, actually, is he was. If I would go to him, which I did a few times and was like, this is a little weird coming out of my mouth, he'd be like, I'll rewrite it.
Ben Hoss
He's a Hollywood guy.
David Sims
I was completely. If anything, he would give it back. I'd be like, I think you changed too much of this. I literally thought these few words could be adjusted, and he'd be like, no, I realize it. I was actually. All I had heard was how rigid he was. Tony Kushner, I would say, was more someone who has put an insane amount of thought into every word choice in a way that I had never even even considered as a writer. Like, what sound? Literally, like, what the. The consonants. What sounds they make when. And you know that. Well, when you say you, it has a certain power, but when you say you, you guys, it means something totally different. And when you say I, like. And it was stuff like that where I was just like, oh, my God. Like, this is a level of like. Like, overthinking, perhaps, that. That I don't engage in. But then what was funny is Steven didn't care. And so he would just be like, ah, Steven. Like, he almost had the funniest part of that whole movie to me. And this is like, the perfect example of that conflict in a lot of ways is like, there's this line. There's a line in the script where Paul Dano. We're arguing, and then Michelle comes out and starts dancing in front of the fire. And we kind of start watching her. And in the script, as that's happening, Paul, like, quotes like a famous, like, James Joyce poem or something like that. And I would. Stephen doesn't rehearse ever. Like, so if you want to rehearse, it's incumbent on you to find time to do it, basically.
Griffin Newman
But basically, he's shooting the first block.
David Sims
He doesn't want to rehearse. He's like, I don't want to rehearse. And he's like, very. And he's. I honestly don't want to talk about the acting. Like, he's like, I don't want to talk about it. He's like, do it, and I'll tell you if I want something different, basically. And so me and Paul would get together at my house sometimes to rehearse some of the more dialoguey scenes. So when we showed up on set, we weren't like, when you gotta be.
Griffin Newman
Dropping science and math.
David Sims
Exactly. Especially it's all these words. I literally don't know what they mean. And we kept rehearsing it. He kept being like, this one James Joyce line. It might not be that, but let's pretend. He's just like, this is the line that I'm really. I'm kind of finding it hard to say. But then I kind of keep rediscovering what it might be about. And I've been talking to Tony Kushner about it a lot, and there's interesting back and forth about this line. And he's like, but to me, this line is so important and sort of summarizes the whole thing in a lot of ways that I want to just make sure that I do it right. And then we're shooting the scene and we're blocking it. And Steven's like, so we're on, you guys. And then you say this, Seth. And then at that moment, Michelle comes out and I'm going to pan with her, and she goes over there and starts dancing. And I'm filming her dancing. And Paul's like, well, if you pan away from me when she crosses, like, I say my line after that, so the shot won't get my line. And Steven's like, oh, forget the line. Yeah. And I just. Literally, it's like, Paul looks at me and it's like, what? Like, forget the line. And you could see. But to Steven's credit, he's also like, it's like, I'll shoot it. Like, don't worry, you know? Like, it doesn't matter. Like, if I'm directing this properly charge here. It doesn't make a difference. Also, like, he's like, trust me, the shots will tell the story properly.
Griffin Newman
It's a thing. Especially when we rewatch, like, I don't, I can't think of an example of this in Lebowski, but especially when we rewatch, like some of the most totemic, quotable, repeated movies of all time where you watch sequences and you're like, they actually aren't covered in the way you remember in your mind's eye where you don't see that actor's face during the famous line.
David Sims
Oh, for sure.
Griffin Newman
Examples where it's like an off camera over the shoulder.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And all logic would be like, well, that's the big line. You need to get it in a close up with them. Like selling it.
David Sims
Oh, I'm always saying that. I mean, it's like some of the biggest laughs in our movies are like off camera lines. Like literally like, you don't care at all as long as you hear it.
Griffin Newman
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Ben Hoss
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David Sims
Sure.
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Griffin Newman
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Seth Rogen
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Ben Hoss
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Ben Hoss
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Ben Hoss
Pbowski. Just to wrap up the. The research, Walter Written for John Goodman. No choice other than John Goodman for the Cohen. Goodman says it's the best movie he ever made. Best thing he ever did.
Griffin Newman
He is unbelievable in this film.
David Sims
Unreal. Did he get, like. Should have won an Oscar for this. He should have.
Ben Hoss
There's no. No awards for this movie. No one.
David Sims
Because their previous movie had won a lot of Oscars.
Ben Hoss
You're totally right.
David Sims
It's really weird. And again, I think it speaks. Like, what I was saying before we started rolling is like, I feel like there has been this, like. Like, people did not like this movie when it came out. And my memory is it got bad reviews. And I was actually shocked when I went on Rotten tomatoes and had 80% or something like that. I was like, that is not what this was.
Ben Hoss
You can't trust Rotten Tomatoes for an old movie.
Griffin Newman
Can we sidebar here for a second, please? The Cinematrix. I don't know if you play the vulture. Our friend Joe Reed, who runs that. Shout out to Joe Reed. We gripe every time there's a Rotten Tomatoes score as a prompt in that.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Because Rotten Tomatoes is a living text.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
Beyond it being a bad metric, it's a living text where you're like, well, I can start my website tomorrow called like, Griff likes movies.org and be like, Big Lebowski 100%. And then that will up its tomato score versus what I want is how was it received at the time?
David Sims
Well, I also think a lot of, like, I mean, I could be. I'm.
Ben Hoss
You're right.
David Sims
I'm always sure. Like, the Hollywood Reporter, like, republishes new reviews so they're not on the wrong side of history. Like, no one liked 2001 when it came out, and now it has like 100%. Like they, whatever publications give it bad reviews. And what's funny is I feel like I said this once on Twitter or something and like I got like attacked like savage on Twitter. Exactly. By movie critics.
Griffin Newman
Really?
David Sims
That doesn't happen. They don't do that. And I was like, they do. That happens. Like the General. I'm looking at this general thing over here. Like people didn't like that movie when it came. And now you go on Rotten tomatoes and that's 100% or something. But it's a real disservice, I think, to people who are interested in movies because you are not getting the actual context of how these movies were received when they came out. And if you gave the General a bad review a hundred years ago, you should shut the fuck up and deal with it and eat it.
Griffin Newman
Also, Congrats on being 100%, 115 years old.
David Sims
Exactly. And if you've made it to that age, you should take the ding and accept that you. That you were on the wrong side of the General, just as you were on the wrong side of 2001 and the big Lebowski.
Griffin Newman
Just how the character in the General was on the wrong side of the war.
David Sims
He was. He was. We should acknowledge. We should acknowledge that when you look.
Ben Hoss
At Metacritic, which does a pretty good job trying to find like the actual of the time reviews, like.
Griffin Newman
And he's also better at not being a consensus, but being a sense of how positive the reviews were rather than what percentage.
Ben Hoss
And it has a 71 on Metacritic. And even that I imagine is a little inflated by later stuff. But you see like Ken Turan in the LA Times being like film feels like totally thrown together. Haphazard.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
And like, I get it.
David Sims
It's crazy.
Ben Hoss
It's crazy. I can sort of understand people, critics sitting down in 1998 for this like, fall Fargo follow up and being like.
David Sims
I don't fucking get so composed. And it's so that's the thing.
Griffin Newman
Deliberate, tight and intricate.
Ben Hoss
Were they just spoiled at the time like that? They were. Were just too many good looking movies.
David Sims
I don't know. I honestly think maybe like, like you.
Ben Hoss
See, like the Associated Press were like, let down, strange for the sake of being strange. Like just like has nothing to say bad inside it.
Griffin Newman
Like it was like epic movie and they were like, it's all just rando shit. I also a thing I saw a lot of critics at the time repeat is it basically doesn't have a story that just saying, like, this movie is just this meandering series of like with no source. And you're like, if anything, the slam should be the opposite.
David Sims
Yeah. There's too much. Well, there's a lot of plot. It is an unconventional script. Like it. But I think almost that's what's oddly magical about it is it sort of foregoes a lot of traditional things but remains incredibly entertaining and watchable, I think in like a moment to moment basis. And even though you don't quite get what the fuck is happening, you really want to know what happens next. Like. And I. Because it's so funny and like the characters are so interesting. But it is. I get why it would be challenging to people at the time because it sort of is from people who you like, are used to kind of getting their work, I think. And then it's also at a time when comedy is like so big, you know, and not very. And not very like conversational. Like, I think that's actually. I remember when we were making 40 year old virgin, we were writing Superbad. We were so inspired by this movie, me and Evan, because we were like, oh, they actually like swear as much as we do when we talk. And at the time that was like crazy. That was like, you couldn't do it in a movie like the, like all these movies did.
Griffin Newman
It was a Scorsese movie where the point is these are the worst people on the planet.
David Sims
But even something about Mary. They'll show you like a, like gaping. Yeah. But like. Yeah, they aren't casually profane. They're kind of very innocent. And. And that was always a thing that I like, really was kind of a fan of and something that my work would later reflect and say in many ways. But. But that was to me, like. I think that's why it's aged well is it's sort of more reflective of comedies that came out. Right. That are 10 years later.
Griffin Newman
It's probably the seeping of them. I mean it is literally like you guys taking stuff from it and then taking stuff from you guys.
David Sims
And then the movies you made and us making movies in 2006 and 7 and 8 and. And. And us talking about this movie a lot, honestly.
Griffin Newman
But you like, you think about. There were always. There would be those stupid repeated stats of like the Guinness Book of World Records for most in a movie.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And there were always like four movies that people would repeat. It was like Casino, Goodfellas, Nil by mouth. Held the record for a while.
David Sims
By mouth.
Ben Hoss
They only say the word. That's the thing. It's like right. Every the only word spoken is it.
Griffin Newman
Was movies where it's about murderous criminals or movies.
David Sims
Movie.
Griffin Newman
Movies where that's like the stylistic choice. Right.
Ben Hoss
And Jerry does have the most. Jerry's right.
Griffin Newman
World records.
David Sims
I think so Only second to Tom and Jerry.
Griffin Newman
Well, because that has a lot of Tom that.
David Sims
More Tom. You balance it out too, buddy.
Griffin Newman
Splitting the vote. But then you. I know you guys talk a lot about like Kevin Smith influencing you in that way. And that's a movie where people talk the way the people talk. His first. The way he talks.
David Sims
Like certainly the way he is. And.
Griffin Newman
And then.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
Like you guys kind of like put that on a mainstream scale where there is this shift post. Like I think so much about that summer were knocked up and super bad come out within eight weeks of each other. And it feels like the entire culture shifts.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Of just like all of this is now just understandable by everybody.
David Sims
Yeah, it was. But I, I think like, well, even when we were making 40 year old virgin, I was like, they should be swearing casually all the time. And that was like my, my. My biggest creative contribution to the movie is I was like, we should be smoking weed casually and swearing all the time. And. And there's two things that are very much from the Bigelow scheme. Right?
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Because like four Year Old Virgin, that's. That's sort of Steve's movie.
David Sims
Like, and. And he. And. And I was brought on as like.
Ben Hoss
She'S kind of character he'd done at Second City.
David Sims
Exactly. And I was brought on as like a co producer to help write the script and to rewrite it as we were doing it. And that was always my thing is I was like, this is gonna be an R rated movie. We should fucking go for it. Like, we should have them. I remember. And Carell was very uncomfortable with it.
Ben Hoss
Right.
Griffin Newman
And he had the prompts of that movie.
Ben Hoss
He had the prior generation.
David Sims
He didn't want to swear. I remember I had to write a whole script that was like, there was no swearing. Like I had to like redo every scene and I was always coming up with clean versions. That's where that Kelly Clarkson joke came up from. Because I literally was tasked with like, what are not. What are things that he could say. Right. Like as he's getting waxed. And I even remember like, there's the scenery and Rudd are. Are playing video games and we're saying, you know, I know you're gay. And. And we're smoking weed like from a pipe in that scene. And even that was like, are you sure they Were like, this is crazy. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Like, it was Dylan going electric.
David Sims
Yeah, there was. They were never. There was. There were people smoking weed. If the joke wasn't that they were smoking weed, that's. They was. It was always. If they were smoking weed. It was the joke. Joke. And. And if they. But I was like, people just sit around and smoke weed also. It's not. It's not always the joke. And I remember when we did it in the theater, people, like, burst into applause just like. Because at the sight of two guys smoking weed and playing video games and like swearing and at the time, that was like, somehow revolutionary.
Ben Hoss
The thing about that movie, and I do remember, I mean, like the first time I saw it in a theater and all that.
Griffin Newman
It.
Ben Hoss
You're also watching all those characters kind of realize they all like hanging out. Like. Like at the start of the movie, they just like work at the TV store and they hate it or. And like you're watching them, they all want to hang out and talk about their dicks.
Griffin Newman
You say 40 year old virgins. I mean, the first image that pops into my head is him sitting uncomfortably at the poker table. Becomes the boob conversation. But that.
David Sims
That's like the movie that the whole. That's like the idea the whole movie is based on. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
But also that is the motor that you just described of this guy doesn't like all this cursing happening.
David Sims
Sort of worked for the movie.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
All the friends you guys all react with like, can we get you laid? Instead of being like, oh, I don't want to deal with you. Yeah, that's why that movie's fun.
David Sims
Sweet.
Ben Hoss
Yeah, exactly.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Seth Rogen
It's fun to hit each other with the fluorescent light bulbs.
David Sims
Yeah.
Seth Rogen
That was something that me and my.
David Sims
That was Adam McKay. I remember we did a Taylor read and Adam McKay, that was his strong pitch, was.
Ben Hoss
Whose idea was David Caruso and Jade.
David Sims
That was me, for sure. I was gonna say that.
Ben Hoss
That's the best line, 100%.
David Sims
Okay, here's that and Corell B being.
Ben Hoss
Like, I know exactly what.
David Sims
Yes, of course I know exactly what you mean.
Griffin Newman
There's another thing. We mentioned that a lot on the podcast. I often cite it as my single favorite line of dialogue. The funniest line of dialogue in any movie. And I need to know if this came from you and Evan or from Hater in Superbad when you're driving McLovin around and you're doing Star wars impressions, and then Hater turns back and he goes, you know Yoda from Attack of the Clones?
David Sims
Yeah, that Was Bill Hader. Okay, that was the funniest joke. That was so stupid. That was us really making ourselves laugh.
Griffin Newman
Yoda from Attack.
David Sims
From Attack of the Clothes. It was so stupid. Me and Bill loved Fucking with Christmas Plass, who was a child at the time, Right. And I remember New Childhood. I remember we were talking about the movie Short Circuit. Like, we'd film all these scenes where he's in the back of the car and me and Bill would just talk. And we were talking about Short Circuit. It. We're talking about. Oh, yeah. It's like just kind of reminiscing. It's like. Right. It's like the robot, he gets struck by lightning. That's what brings him to life. And Chris is like, what do you guys talk about? And we're like, this movie Short Circuit. And he's like, oh, what is that? And he never heard of it. And Bill goes, it's a documentary about a robot that comes to life, got hit by Lane. And I feel like this was, like, maybe a little before, like, everyone just was googling everything all the time. And for, like, several weeks, we had convinced Christmas, plus that Short Circuit was a documentary about a robot which made the Fisher Stevens playing an Indian guy even more confusing.
Griffin Newman
This was real.
Ben Hoss
You're like, that's.
David Sims
That's the real guy, huh?
Griffin Newman
But I. I feel like, to your point, right, like, you guys had this sort of, like, devotion to this idea of why are comedies not reflecting a certain, like, social reality. Right. And that in sort of studio logic, these things need to be justified, as that is the entire point of the movie. If you are making a stoner movie, it is Cheech and Chong. Every scene is driven by.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
These guys. Overwhelming desire.
David Sims
They're cooking weed in a van made of weed. Right. Object. They turn it into a bomb. Yes.
Ben Hoss
Yes.
Griffin Newman
Right. And it's like, if weed exists in a movie, it is either that or there is a set piece scene in one scene where someone.
Ben Hoss
Sweden. Has the crazy.
David Sims
And then they.
Griffin Newman
Like a bucket or whatever.
David Sims
Exactly.
Griffin Newman
Right? And those are, like, the only half baked.
David Sims
Yeah, it's like. Like, it's like, all about.
Griffin Newman
Similarly, if a character's cursing a lot, it's like this character is a bad person.
David Sims
Like a mafia guy or something.
Griffin Newman
It's one scene of John Poo.
Ben Hoss
I went to College in 2004. And I do think part of the thing with this movie is, like, there weren't a lot of good stoner movies.
David Sims
No, there were almost none.
Ben Hoss
Like, there were Cheech and Chong or whatever. That felt very Old fashioned.
David Sims
Which I actually think it's one of the reasons it struck such a big cultural. I really think that the culture was swerving that way. Yeah. And when. When we made Pineapple Express, we could just see that there was like so few good things that even like had the care and attention put into them as like any normal thing. Put that for people who smoke weed or even like mentioning people who smoke weed in a respect. Like giving them the respect of actually crafting something that is like worthy of watching. And this movie, I think was probably like cathartic to a lot of people in a lot of ways because you're like, oh, like the Coen brothers, like some of the best filmmakers.
Ben Hoss
I mean. And I will stop sucking your dick after this.
David Sims
But just like with super dad. Super bad.
Ben Hoss
Like I'm watching that. I was. When did that come out? 0607.
Griffin Newman
It came out. So I was the summer between my high school graduation and going to college, which I was just like. That was like watching the movie in 10 DX.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
It was the most visceral. I watched like five times.
Ben Hoss
I was right out of car. I just graduated. But still.
David Sims
Right.
Ben Hoss
I felt like. Like that was a movie where it's like they want to, but they're pretty scared of it.
David Sims
Oh yeah.
Ben Hoss
And like there weren't like sex comedies were instead about. About like guys who are like, you know, 28 years old playing 17 year.
David Sims
Olds being like, I can't wait to get laid and Superman is them being.
Ben Hoss
Like, I'm interested, but I wouldn't know what to do.
David Sims
And I'm scared. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And like, I don't think I'd ever.
Ben Hoss
Seen that in a movie like that way.
Griffin Newman
No. Like Michael, Sarah in bed with Martha McGeise.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
I was like, this is like the eyeball being cut in. You're finally tapping into the most like primal terror in my being.
David Sims
Yeah. Is like the girl's hornier than you. Yeah. And what do you do? What am I supposed to do here? Do with that? Yeah, it was. And that's. It's very reflective of our real life experience.
Griffin Newman
But. But like to on ramp back. I mean all of this is. But all of this is like inspired by the.
David Sims
Inspired.
Griffin Newman
I always think about you and Evan talk three.
David Sims
I'd say Evan and Michael and McLovin is inspired by Walt and Dude.
Ben Hoss
And that energy like Jonah is very.
David Sims
Much argue that like palpable sort of aggressive, argumentative dynamic to us was something.
Griffin Newman
And even the like Shut the fuck up, Fogle.
David Sims
Literally. I mean Literally. Yes.
Griffin Newman
No. I was going to say, I've heard you guys talk about so much how, like, making movies are. It's so difficult and so many things can go wrong, and it can be so embarrassing and demoralizing that it's kind of like it's not worth doing unless you have an idea that you're willing to die to make.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And that you talk about when you were, like, started to write super bad, in the years of you trying to get it made, when you didn't have, like, the clout in Hollywood, you were like, we would die to get this film made, and no one else gets it because it's like a fucking high school sex comedy. But it means this much to us that there's something we have to say. And the dismissal of Big Lebowski at the time is so weird, with this attitude of, like, are they fucking pranking us? Where you watch this and you do feel like this is a movie they were willing to die.
David Sims
Yeah. And they're like, well, we'll use all the cachet from winning Best Picture and put it into this, like, stoner comedy.
Griffin Newman
Like, weird level of urgency and thought to it of, like, we. We have always wanted to make this, and this is the only moment where we.
David Sims
Yeah. Where we have the cachet to do it. Yeah.
Ben Hoss
The movie costs $15 million. And Bridges, apparently, when he got, like, the whatever lowball offer that, like, they sent him was like, you guys just won an Oscar. You can't pay me more money. And they were like, we want the budget low so they won't fuck with us.
Griffin Newman
It's another thing I think about a lot. You guys have talked about the post Green Hornet thing of, like, you guys learned the lesson from. From this movie got too big. Too many people had to weigh in, in every decision. And I cite it all the time in this podcast that you guys will pitch films as like, what is the budget number? Where. If it's below this, you don't give us notes, Literally.
David Sims
Yeah. That's basically it.
Griffin Newman
Where it's such a bargain that if we can get these actors.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
You'll just leave us.
David Sims
And to us now, it's the number where it's like, what is it? What's the number where they'll always be a bigger problem they have to deal with?
Ben Hoss
Right.
David Sims
Like what? Like, as long as there's a more expensive movie going off the rail. Yes, they will. They'll just never get to us. They don't have the infrastructure. They have too many other holes to park.
Ben Hoss
Just, like, six guys at this point.
Griffin Newman
But they've been so smart about it where it's just like their two biggest movies are Hudsucker and True Grit. Hudsucker is their biggest flop. True Grit was their biggest success, but both of those still were like $50 million.
Ben Hoss
Not. Not out of control.
Griffin Newman
They've just always kept it at a level where, like, it allows them the hits and misses to all. All even out.
David Sims
It's so smart. Yeah. And they clearly shoot in an efficient way. They clearly plan everything. I mean, I remember even. Yeah, I remember when this. I remember watching this and it was so funny because it was like right when we were making all of our movies. I remember watching like all the behind the scenes features for it and seeing how they like storyboarded every single shot of the movie. And I'd like never seen. I'd made four movies and never seen one storyboard in my entire life and was like, oh, wow, that's like a good. Really, really different way of making things. But you see a lot of it is so you can be efficient and so you can shoot the stuff that has, like, scope in a very quick and cheap way, you know? Right.
Ben Hoss
Yeah. So what do you want to say about the Big Lebowski?
Griffin Newman
I think we pretty much said it all. Thank you all for letting.
Ben Hoss
No, no, no.
Griffin Newman
So, okay, Starts as we said, with.
Ben Hoss
Paying for the milk. Well, we're pushing the stranger with la.
Griffin Newman
Right literal.
David Sims
The tumbleweeds start to see. So some sort of CGI looking and tumbleweed. Maybe the beach.
Ben Hoss
This is an early CGI movie.
David Sims
Like.
Ben Hoss
Like them doing the dream sequences and stuff.
Griffin Newman
Like the dream sequence weirdly works so well as like a time capsule of screen saver.
Ben Hoss
It feels aesthetics. You know what else is good about it? Jeff Bridges is so locked in.
David Sims
He's so funny. He's having so much fun.
Griffin Newman
He's incredible in this. Yes, it is.
David Sims
Oh.
Griffin Newman
Oh, yeah. I think Jeff Bridges gives a good performance in the big. Labowski.
Ben Hoss
No, he's incredible.
Griffin Newman
And what is strong, striking about watching it now is actually how clearly he speaks.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
Because I think the complicated thing has gotten so accelerated.
Ben Hoss
Right.
Griffin Newman
In what we talk about the like Billy Goat graph shooting on a tin can.
David Sims
Yeah, no, he's very. And he. And his voice is sort of high. Is what's interesting is it's kind of whining. Yeah, it's sort of like a. What do you. It's like a high exasperation which is.
Griffin Newman
Has such a good take on how to play this guy. That is not the obvious way of doing it. Which. Which is. This guy wants to believe he's not affected by anything, and yet he's very easily annoyed.
David Sims
He's very worked up about everything that happens.
Ben Hoss
Right. Because the inciting incident is, of course, Jacob from Lost and another guy stealing his rug. That guy's always Jacob.
Griffin Newman
Well, they piss on the rug first.
Ben Hoss
They piss on it, and then they take it. Yeah, actually, it's a good point. Why do they piss on it before they steal it? I don't think they steal it later.
David Sims
That's right.
Ben Hoss
They piss on it and they beat it.
David Sims
No, they just pissed on and they think he gets rid of it.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Which they don't show.
Ben Hoss
Yes, you're right. And they.
David Sims
They put his head in the.
Ben Hoss
They put his head in the tower.
Seth Rogen
And they really leave him in there for a while. I feel like that's the first time I cl.
Griffin Newman
And even still, that's sort of like a shrug. And it's not until they get on the rug that he's like, come on, guys.
David Sims
Details. And it's like. It's something. It's like, I remember when we were blocking, like, the fight scene in Pineapple Express, like, showing the. The. The fight choreographer, and it always left such an impression on me when the guy's rushing into the bathroom and his bowling ball hits the door frame, and it breaks off a chunk of the door frame. It's just so awkward and weird. And again, sets a tone for a world where nothing's going right, kind of in a weird way. And I remember being like, they clearly did that on purpose. But it's such a cool little detail that sort of shows the sloppiness of all this.
Griffin Newman
The Pineapple fight is so good in that same way where you're like, the. This is given the amount of space and time as if it is like a Jet Lee set piece. And yet it is all just people who don't know how to fight in a shitty apartment causing collateral damage.
David Sims
The whole joke was like. Like how hard it actually would be to knock someone unconscious. So the fight. The fight would just have to keep going.
Griffin Newman
By the way, that's like what the Cohen said was their main impetus for Blood Simple. Is there, like, movies make it seem like it's really easy to kill someone?
David Sims
Yeah, probably are. It probably takes hours.
Ben Hoss
So stressful.
Griffin Newman
And people are just close to death for so long.
Ben Hoss
So his rug is destroyed. He goes to his bowling alley.
Griffin Newman
Clearly are looking for another guy.
Ben Hoss
Looking for the Big Lebowski.
Griffin Newman
The Big Lebowski.
David Sims
And after, like, an amazingly Cinematic opening sequence, which I think is also like.
Griffin Newman
What'S so interesting at the bowling alley.
David Sims
At the bowling alley. So like indulgent in a weird way and. But like shamelessly cinematic at the same time. I think I love the tum tum shot. Yes. The guy who does the little like shimmy. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
But it's also like why this movie is centered in the world of bowling. Right.
David Sims
It's like why like to call this movie like thrown like haphazard is so crazy. Like it's so clearly composed. I agree with you.
Ben Hoss
Like they talk about it like, right. Like just some like indie comedy that.
David Sims
Was like you have to like build special sets that like capture like that allow the camera to like pass through.
Ben Hoss
Like the bowling ball giant like wide lens shot.
Griffin Newman
But this idea of like the, the.
Ben Hoss
Like Busby Berkeley musical sequences with bowling alley dances.
Griffin Newman
This idea of like the middle aged working man's like weekend sport or.
Ben Hoss
Bowling's so funny. I love bowling. I really love bowling. I did it a ton as a kid because like it was a great thing to do.
David Sims
You couldn't go to a bar yet, right?
Griffin Newman
I loved going to the arcade in bowling alleys.
David Sims
Oh yeah, right. Still do.
Ben Hoss
Yeah. I went recently. The gutter in the. In Williamsburg.
David Sims
I go there all the time.
Ben Hoss
Time it's like so shitty. Like half the time they. The pin thing doesn't even work and you have to be like, hey. And they're like, oh, sorry. And like everyone is unathletic. Everyone looks like a complete dork. Like, especially in like the bowling world.
Griffin Newman
Anyone who takes bowling seriously, bowling leagues.
Ben Hoss
Like, they're all weird but you kind of love them.
Griffin Newman
Culture is permanently stuck in the 1960s. You're like, this is a late 90s movie. We're all of the vibes of bowling.
Ben Hoss
Like the aesthetic is like bowling carry.
David Sims
Like 1960s style shirts. Literally.
Griffin Newman
Am I wrong? Has anyone updated it since are so.
Seth Rogen
Like just caught in that culture is.
Griffin Newman
All stuck in like 1968.
David Sims
Well, no. Now there's like pins. Is that what it's called? Sort of like hip bowling. Like influencer bowling. It's like the top golf of bowling. Kind of like, like I don't know about this. They have them around la. There's looking at it.
Griffin Newman
I feel like there's like, there's like cool singles bowling, but that's different than like people who make their life be built.
David Sims
I don't want that.
Ben Hoss
Like I want to go to a shitty bowling alley with stars and neon and yeah, like $2 beer drink shitty beer and Exactly. Just sit. Because, like, so much of bowling is sitting, a lot of it.
David Sims
You're mostly not doing anything right.
Ben Hoss
And then when you do your turn.
David Sims
You'Re like, how Right.
Ben Hoss
How much do I, like, sort of.
David Sims
Shimmy or show off 40 seconds of stuff for every eight minutes of not stuff. Yeah.
Ben Hoss
And so.
David Sims
Right.
Ben Hoss
So he.
Griffin Newman
Part of it is that, like, when the most exciting thing happens, happens, there's a good chance that no one's.
David Sims
No one's paying attention except you.
Griffin Newman
That there's like two thrilling seconds.
David Sims
You see what I did?
Griffin Newman
I'm eating mozzarella sticks.
Ben Hoss
And you get to celebrate, which is.
Seth Rogen
A really fun part of bowling. As you come back to your.
David Sims
There's like a walk. There's like an organic sort of walk.
Seth Rogen
You have an end zone dance.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
So they go see the Big Lebowski now. I love that it's David Huddleston, who's just like a character actor guy. That's cinema. They wanted, like, Robert Duvall, who, like, read the script and was like, what the fuck is that? Like, they went to all these big shots for that.
David Sims
That's really funny.
Griffin Newman
Stabilize it. Because the whole point is that this guy isn't really important.
Ben Hoss
Like, they asked, like, Anthony Hopkins. They wanted Jack Nicholson, Gene Hackman, like, all that makes sense, but, like, I feel like it's perfect that he's this kind of. You can immediately understand that he's a loser.
David Sims
Yeah, right.
Ben Hoss
I feel like I've seen the movie so much that of course I know he's kind of foolish, but I feel like you know that right away.
David Sims
He doesn't particularly strong or imposing, but.
Griffin Newman
He'S like one of the guys in the boardroom in Hudsucker. You're like, even in a movie that is heightened, this guy is a. An affect of a wealthy, powerful person.
David Sims
Well, also, you meet Brant first, who sucks like a blowhard. Like, he's so funny.
Griffin Newman
Truly be the single greatest split three card in the history of cinema. There is one card that is Philip Seymour Hoffman. Flea. Leon Russom, the great Leon Russell plays the sheriff at the end, who is my beloved Pull the cork man. And true Gray. I love that guy, but I'm just like that. The. The fact that the bench is so deep. And this era of American cinema where it felt like there is a clearly identified consensus pool pool of the 25 greatest character actors alive. And in the second half of the 90s, in the early 2000s, the five best directors are all pulling from it.
David Sims
Yeah, all the time.
Griffin Newman
And you're like, the Amount of overlap between like this and Boogie Nights.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
You know, like, there's.
David Sims
Yeah, it's true.
Griffin Newman
This pool of just like. Hey, you know what? Any movie that has some combination of.
David Sims
I know this movie's missing more. Yeah. You need.
Griffin Newman
You're cooking with gas. If you get six of these people, even if they're only gonna pop up for 20 lines, they like, they auditioned.
Ben Hoss
A murders row for that role.
David Sims
I remember Paul Rudd auditioned. He told me he auditioned for Brand and he, like, performed for me what he did. And it was like the weirdest thing in the entire world. Did you see him perform it after.
Ben Hoss
Having watched Phil.
David Sims
I was probably talking about how much I like that movie. He's like, I auditioned for Brant and it was humiliating and I made the weirdest choice in the entire film. What did he do? He did. He was like. He did this, like, weird, like, hello, Like. And he, like. I just remember he had this, like, weird cartoon butler. Like. Like a cartoon butler, like that guy from the cartoons who was like, yes, right.
Griffin Newman
Why, yes, it is the magic of Flame Hoffman. And our. Our friend James Urban Maniac has talked about this, but that he auditioned for an off Broadway play in the 90s and was just like, got the audition was like, this is my role. This is a James Urbaniak role. Post Henry Fool. Who else is gonna get this part? And he doesn't get it. And he's furious. And he goes to see it opening night and he comes out and immediately from the first second on stage, he's just like, this is the only guy who could have played it. He is making a choice I never would have considered.
David Sims
And.
Griffin Newman
And it feels so bizarre and out of left field. And yet it is, in retrospect, the only right choice. And like, he's taking big swings with this part. It's not like he's not doing weird.
David Sims
Oh, he's doing such. The weirdest part is when he repeats the line.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
And I could never. That. I genuinely don't know if it was supposed to be in the script or if he just.
Griffin Newman
I don't know.
David Sims
But it is, like, so weird and seems robotic. Yes.
Griffin Newman
Because he doesn't even reset to the beginning of the line where it could be an edit point. He goes back four words.
David Sims
It's so.
Griffin Newman
Where you're like, it wouldn't even help.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
To have this.
David Sims
There was a movie I was gonna be in and then I didn't do it. And then he did it. And I remember. And I've talked to the director. No, he was that it was called the Boat that Rocked.
Ben Hoss
But, yeah, the Richard Curtis.
David Sims
Yeah. And I. And he wanted me to do it, and I couldn't do it. And then he got film super Hoffman. And then I saw him after that, and I was like, you really lucked out. And he's like, honestly, I did. He's like, he's like, I feel no remorse to tell the guy he did a much better job than you would have done. He's a much better actor than you are. The movie turned out much better as a result of him having done that role in.
Griffin Newman
I do just kind of think he's the best to ever do it. I think he's, like, the best screen actor of all time. And I think the argument for that is every single performance.
David Sims
Oh, yeah. He wanted me to be in the movie. He directed the Jack, and I met with him and he wanted me to be the star of it, which was.
Griffin Newman
To play the part he ended up playing.
David Sims
Yeah. And it was one of the most flattering moments of my life because it's.
Ben Hoss
Like, yeah, I can see how.
David Sims
But I remember saying in the meeting to him, like, a, I don't. I would be honestly too scared to act for you every day. Right. And B, like, you should do it. You are a better actor than you know. You have access to. You. Are you aware that there's no one giving you your headshot? No. You. You've been told you're technically unavailable for this because I don't think you are. You should do this. You're the best actor. There's no better actor. And then. And then he did it. Yeah.
Ben Hoss
And was good.
David Sims
You know, you're right. I have a better actor than you. Great advice.
Ben Hoss
All your stories end up with someone being.
David Sims
By the way, I crushed it. You were right.
Griffin Newman
Another thing in blank check lore I need to invoke.
Ben Hoss
Oh, what's that?
Griffin Newman
You auditioning for James O. Brooks? For. How do you know?
Ben Hoss
Was that for the Rudd.
Griffin Newman
Roll?
David Sims
Yes. Yes. Audition for the Rud Roll.
Ben Hoss
Wait, what is the. I don't know what this.
David Sims
It's a crazy story.
Griffin Newman
You tell the story, but it's the greatest audition response I've ever.
David Sims
It's pretty funny where I, I, I've known Jim. Jim, as they call him, James L. Brooks. I've known him for a while, and it's like one of the greatest gifts of my life that I know James L. Brooks, like, it's incredible. I wrote a Simpsons episode once, and he, you know, he was very helpful and he was amazing, and he's come to our table reads. And he's just. Judd got his start on the Critic, which was a James L. Brooks show. So he was sort of like in our orbit always. And so he called me when Superbad came out. He was like a huge fan. Like, so he's making how do youo Know? And he calls me into audition, and his audition process is like, crazy, you know? And I go in and Reese Witherspoon is like, there. Like, she's already cast in the movie. And for the audition, we're like in his office. We're. Which is at Sony, I think, at the time. And he basically shoots the scene. And it's like a five hour audition where we do a master. Calls me out of the room and gives me direction. We do another take.
Griffin Newman
Are you just in an office then?
David Sims
We're just in his office sitting on a couch. We do another take, calls me outside, gives me more direction. He starts giving Rhys direction. I'm like, she's casting out. Like, what are you doing?
Griffin Newman
He needs, like, full simulation of what he wants.
David Sims
He wants full simulation. And so we spend, I'm not joking, five hours shooting this scene. And then I don't hear anything. Weeks, a couple weeks go by, and I'm like, maybe I'm going to do this movie. People ask me what I'm going to do. I'm like, oh, maybe you got this part in the Chim Brooks movie. Which is exciting that I remember. I remember it so I remember where I. I was like, walking across the Sony lot where he also was. It's where our offices were. And I got a phone call and they were like, like, jim Brooks calling for you. And I was like, oh, cool. And then like a minute, a second goes by and like, the first words out of his mouth are. He goes, not even close, pal.
Griffin Newman
Not even close, pal is one of the greatest lines ever.
Ben Hoss
Oh, my God.
David Sims
And I was like. And I had that. I was like, what? What are you fucking talking about? I was like, it's been two weeks. It took you two, two weeks to get to not even.
Griffin Newman
But also, like, this guy's a good writer. That's the right line. That's the best line someone could say in a James O. Brooks movie.
David Sims
So funny. He's not even close to laugh so hard.
Ben Hoss
Did he then couch it at all? Then go like.
David Sims
But I love. He was like, honestly, watching it, I realized you're just too young. Like, he was like that. He's like. And that's what I've been wrestling with for the last few weeks. Is he's like, I liked what you did, but I keep just thinking maybe you're too young. And he cast Paul Rudd who is, you know, 10 years old or something like that.
Griffin Newman
But it's like, seth, I have Jim Brooks for you online too. Not even close.
David Sims
Not even close. Now literally, that was how it sounded. I have Jim Brooks for you. Cool. Not even close, pal. I like. It was legitimately hilarious. Race the rudders. Race the sails. Race the sails.
Griffin Newman
Captain, an unidentified ship is approaching. Over.
David Sims
Roger.
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Griffin Newman
Appreciate. David. Yes, I wear glasses.
Ben Hoss
Ah, to see.
Griffin Newman
I do in fact wear them to see.
Ben Hoss
I used to wear them as an affectation when I was a child.
Griffin Newman
Well, I did the same thing. Yeah, I pretended they were real and then people found me out to be a fake. And then because of that, when I started actually needing glasses and wearing them for real, all my friends crying wolf, convinced that it is still just an affectation. But it is not. I. I assume you need them to see. My vision get gets worse by the minute. It feels like sometimes.
Seth Rogen
But I just stopped wearing mine.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. How's that going for you? It sucks.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
See, this is the thing, Ben.
David Sims
What do you mean?
Ben Hoss
Why'd you stop?
Seth Rogen
I just got lazy.
Griffin Newman
You gotta get your butt to Warby Parker. You're the one who's always telling me the value of throwing a good fit, right?
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And feeling good. It affecting your whole sense of self.
David Sims
Right?
Griffin Newman
And War Parker's like throwing a fit for the face. Yeah, it is it, it truly it immediately improves your quality of life. But you're on board with glasses, right?
Ben Hoss
Orby Parker used premium materials. They design frames in house. They've got silhouettes, colors and fits made to fit every face.
Griffin Newman
I love the frames themselves. But let me. Can I just talk about the experience because David, I went through it again recently.
Ben Hoss
Okay.
Griffin Newman
I had an old pair of glasses that had been my main veins for a while break on me. After several years of loyal service, I salute them and I, I went and it was one stop shopping. I said it's been two years. Let me get new vision tests, get your eye exam, get examined, new prescription eye pressure test. And then immediately while I'm waiting for the results, I'm going around, I'm looking at frames, I'm Trying them on and there's a flexibility there. Right. Folks just want cool stuff. Sunglasses, you can get them cheaper at Warby Parker than a lot of other places. But sometimes you see a sunglass frame you like and you go can I actually get this in clear vision lenses. Can I get this pair meant to be readers as sunglasses you can try on all sorts of crazy stuff. This is my new thing. I'm into sunglass clip on. So you just got the one pair.
David Sims
Sure.
Ben Hoss
Pull the Chris Farley meme. The sort of flipping up.
Griffin Newman
Well that's a flip up, that's not a clip on.
Ben Hoss
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Griffin Newman
That's the thing I love or sunglasses. I double up. I'll get one pair of each or I'll get two to have a backup pair.
Ben Hoss
They got free shipping, they got free 30 day return turns. It's a total one stop shop. As you just said. You actually use it.
Griffin Newman
I do. And let me say this, I use exclusively Warby Parker as I have for years. They have over 300 retail locations in both the US and Canada. But they also have a great app, a great website virtual try on program. You can sign up for a few, they send you a few for free. You try them on, you send back the one you want. There's a lot of flexibility. You can warby your way. This is a tagline I'm making up Warby your way.
Ben Hoss
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Griffin Newman
And if people want to flip it griff style, I'll just say I'm currently rocking the top body, wide frame and oak barrel.
Seth Rogen
And it's cool too because you can see if you get glasses.
Ben Hoss
Wait, how did we get to that? It doesn't matter.
Griffin Newman
We're talking about brands. The only thing I want to call.
Ben Hoss
Out his last when she says I'll give you a blowjob is truly amazing. I wish I could laugh like that. Like I could do that. Kind of like I want to kill myself.
David Sims
Like that's one of those lines. I'm Always. I think there's almost like a Tourette syndrome that kicks in. Like when you realize you can quote the Big Lebowski if you're a fan. You have to like when someone. And I'm not proud of it, but it is something I find myself doing. And whenever someone says that someone's a nihilist, I say, oh, that must be exhausting. And people look at me like I make no fucking sense in any way, shape or form.
Ben Hoss
You're trying to speak the language.
David Sims
Yes, I'm trying.
Griffin Newman
Like Monty Python, the Holy Grail was like this. This limited canon of movies where you're like. It truly has 1000 lines that you can repurpose into any conversation.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
The only thing I want to call out is in the meticulous sort of table mood setting of the bowling, you do get the introduction of the Jesus.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Who is given the pomp and circumstances if he is the Darth Vader of the movie.
David Sims
I mean, again, right.
Ben Hoss
The fact that this movie is like. Let's pause for a minute and do.
David Sims
Introduce for a minute. Six minutes.
Griffin Newman
Minutes in, right?
Ben Hoss
And do.
David Sims
Right.
Ben Hoss
A whole eagles, like, underscore, you know, like, do the whole thing for the Jesus.
David Sims
My favorite shot in the whole movie is the shot of John Turturro having to knock on the door of the guy to explain he's a pedophile. And like, it is truly and honestly.
Ben Hoss
It is beautiful visual storytelling.
David Sims
Like in Super Bad, we directly reference it when there's a scene where McLovin's like, explaining how he saw a girl in a thong in the hallway.
Griffin Newman
Oh, yes.
David Sims
And like, that is a direct. A direct ripoff of that moment.
Griffin Newman
The cutaway to something you could already imagine.
David Sims
You're not very mundane, basically. Benign, kind of.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
That's already being very specifically explained in the first place.
Griffin Newman
So funny. And him just being a little dressed down. That he looks like.
David Sims
Yeah, that he looks different. You see like in the bowling alley, he's a different guy. Kind of like, he's sort of like a cool cock of the walk in the bowling alley, but in real life, he's a picture pedophile.
Ben Hoss
He is eight.
David Sims
Eight year old dude, but right.
Ben Hoss
Like that. It's like all these men who are losers, God bless them. Like, right. This is where they're happy.
Griffin Newman
But also.
Ben Hoss
And like, this is where they themselves.
Griffin Newman
It's a movie of self styled like mythology. Right. Everyone is like, here's who I am. You know, my thing. Here's my reputation. They are people. They are like sketch comedy characters in A real world.
David Sims
Smokey's a pacifist.
Griffin Newman
Right?
Ben Hoss
He's a pacifist.
David Sims
Emotional problem.
Griffin Newman
And their look, and they're just like, how dare you don't know my game.
David Sims
My thing is.
Ben Hoss
And then, like, Donnie is this kind of blessed. He's like the pinball wizard from, you know, Tommy or whatever, where you're just like, strikes nor. Right. But also, it's like you feels like you couldn't have a conversation with him, like, about anything.
Griffin Newman
There's a reason he does not exist.
David Sims
Yes, sure.
Ben Hoss
Really?
Griffin Newman
Because no other character in the movie addresses him. We have. We have this porch replica in our office. Right. There's a replica of Ben's childhood porch that he used to watch movies on.
David Sims
Oh, yeah.
Griffin Newman
Did an art show earlier this year. We built it as part of the installation. Very cool that you know what porch movies are.
David Sims
I know what some porch movies are.
Griffin Newman
And then had it moved here to the office. The guys who came and installed it in the office that came in when they were finishing up and they went, hey, what do you think about that theory that in Big Lebowski, Donnie isn't real? And I was like, what do you mean? And they were like, you know, you could go down this rabbit hole. There's this whole theory because only the dude and Walter ever reply to him him that no one else ever acknowledges him. That'd be a weird shared hallucination in which he exists. Right.
David Sims
When he dies, this funeral director gives them someone's ashes. Unless that guy's in on.
Ben Hoss
It's why it doesn't make any.
David Sims
Not a good theory.
Griffin Newman
But I said to them, like, oh, interesting. Yeah, we'll talk about that, I guess, when we do our Big Lebowski episode. And they went, oh, you're doing a Big Lebowski episode? And I went, why did you bring this up to me? And they were like, I don't know. We heard he likes movies.
David Sims
We heard you guys were in a movie.
Griffin Newman
The proliferation of this film. Yeah, right. That, like, two carpenters were just like, hey, you're a movie guy. Can I talk about Big Lebowski with you? That's the number one movie I want to talk about.
Ben Hoss
Yeah, well, because it is this movie.
David Sims
That has, like, kind of an art movie.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
It has a mystical sense to it that you are like, what is it about?
Griffin Newman
Like, I feel like if you fall.
Ben Hoss
Here, watch it 100 times.
David Sims
It is, like, the weirdest cross section between, like, an art film and, like, of incredibly mainstream extreme, like, comedy.
Ben Hoss
Silly comedy.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Because, like, if I describe the plot of the Big Les. Your attempt to. It's like the rug gets stolen.
David Sims
He.
Ben Hoss
He bugs the Big Lebowski about it, and then because that connection is made, the Big Lebowski tries to use him to recover one that those guys, because.
Griffin Newman
They thought he was the Big Lebowski.
David Sims
He realizes he can use this idiot to embezzle money to himself.
Ben Hoss
The Big Lebows rescue.
David Sims
Right.
Ben Hoss
He's stealing a million dollars from his own.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
And he's gonna use.
David Sims
And he knows his daughter keeps track of the money, so he had to concoct a plot in order to account for a million dollars that he's trying to.
Griffin Newman
His. Miss. His young wife has gone missing on vacation, but her nihilist friends have seized it as an opportunity to pretend that they're holding her ransom.
David Sims
Meanwhile.
Griffin Newman
Opportunity to launder his own money.
David Sims
Exactly. Yes.
Griffin Newman
Yes. To give it back to himself away from the funds that his. The movie stepdaughter plot for the movie. Biological daughter.
David Sims
It is his biological daughter.
Griffin Newman
Biological.
Ben Hoss
But the.
David Sims
The.
Ben Hoss
The dude is progressing through things one step at a time. So he's always, like, concerned about whatever. Like, we lost the bag. We need the briefcase. But obviously, at no point does money change hands. At no point is there money for him to have.
Griffin Newman
Oh, it's a briefcase full of fumbles.
Ben Hoss
At no point is Tara Reed in trouble.
David Sims
Nope.
Ben Hoss
The only person who loses a toe is a nihilist. And she doesn't care about anything.
Griffin Newman
She sacrifices it.
David Sims
She sacrificed it. But she's mad bad about it.
Griffin Newman
The great.
Ben Hoss
Pissed off about it. Yes. Iconic. No dialogue. Or. She says, pancakes or something.
Griffin Newman
Pancakes.
David Sims
Pancakes. And Walter says, I thought you guys were nihilist. One of my.
Ben Hoss
One of my favorite things is, of course, that John Polito is watching all of this happen in another movie, essentially.
Griffin Newman
Pretty good movie over here.
Ben Hoss
And he seems to be from, like, the 50s. The. One of the best gags of the Big Lebowski is the picture of the farm arm where he's like, we think.
David Sims
It'Ll make our homesick.
Ben Hoss
And it looks like some dust bowl picture.
David Sims
Industrial. Yeah. Like.
Griffin Newman
But also his Pinto. It's like the spectrum of, like, he's.
Ben Hoss
Driven from another Bogart is.
Griffin Newman
Everyone at the center of a story like this wants to think they are, right. Polito is who they actually are.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And Lebowski is the guy who doesn't even want to be in it.
David Sims
Polito's so funny.
Ben Hoss
He's so fucking funny.
David Sims
And the way his, like, whole, like, stance he's in when he thinks he maybe has to fight the dude really made me.
Ben Hoss
I mean, one of the funniest things about Polito in this movie, right, Is also him just being like, are you a genius to the dude? And the Dude's kind of like, yeah, maybe.
Griffin Newman
In the Miller's Crossing episode, I was talking about how he. They didn't want to audition him for Miller's Crossing.
Ben Hoss
Right.
Griffin Newman
They knew him as a pretty boy actor.
David Sims
Well, I was gonna say, I also, like, I've met John Polito.
Ben Hoss
God bless.
David Sims
His people are more different from how they are. Oh, really?
Griffin Newman
Was very even keeled.
David Sims
No, he was like extremely flamboyant, but like an incredibly, like flamboyant gay man, old fashioned and not like a tough Italian.
Griffin Newman
He was like John Waters.
David Sims
Yeah. Like, he was like Harvey Fierstein. Like, literally, like, in such a lovely, disarming way. I think he auditioned for something we were doing and like, I just remember him like, sort of like perching himself literally, like on the edge of the thing being like, what's the direct like? Like, it was, it was ador. He was adorable. Like, there's no better word for it. He was absolutely adorable. And I'd only known him from these movies.
Ben Hoss
Makes me love him more.
David Sims
Right?
Ben Hoss
You expect like this guy to watch.
David Sims
What are you doing? He was like, hello. Bursting blood vessels.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
What's your correction about John?
Griffin Newman
No, I said that he, he had been a pretty boy actor and they didn't want to audition him. They wanted him to audition for the Dane because when they had last seen him, he was very skinny and had a lot of hair. And many people on the Reddit got.
Ben Hoss
Upset because he never had hair.
Griffin Newman
He never had hair?
Ben Hoss
No, he was, he was skinnier and a little like, more.
Griffin Newman
There is pretty boy Polito you can find in earlier crime movies. There's. There's a tupe he wears in like two or three, but it's even a receding tube in his early 20s. But then he just. Yeah, it's like one day he suddenly had this look and he was the perfect guy to play these characters that were so different than who he was.
Ben Hoss
My big take on sort of the dude and Walter, right?
David Sims
Who are like.
Ben Hoss
Because, like, you watch the movie enough, you kind of start to be like, why are they friends? And then you watch it more and you're like, they have to be friends. Like, they're essential to each other's like, continued happiness. Right?
Griffin Newman
Like, it's a yin yang thing. They can't exist without each other.
Ben Hoss
Walter hates like, like, what's happened to him. Right. He hates that the country isn't whatever he wants it to be.
David Sims
Right.
Ben Hoss
Like, Walter. It's just like, grievances everywhere that he.
Griffin Newman
Basically lost his mind in service. Service of a war that didn't matter.
David Sims
He became Jewish. Jewish.
Ben Hoss
Right. He stayed Jewish, if you will.
David Sims
It is no dreams.
Griffin Newman
And he has the qanon energy of like, how are you guys not angry about this? Like, everyone should be screaming at all.
Ben Hoss
Also the energy of like, he hears one thing and he's like, it must be true.
David Sims
Right.
Ben Hoss
You know, like, where it's like, he. She can never herself is something. The dude just idly thinks I can make the connections. The gentleman dude, like we all say is actually kind of like, does get kind of grouchy and does get. But he does have this vibe of like, he stopped caring about changing the world 20 years ago. Like, he was once, you know, a radical in the.
David Sims
He's given up, it seems, and now.
Ben Hoss
He'S like, can I just fucking chill out?
Griffin Newman
But he's neurotic about his principle of trying to do as little as possible.
Ben Hoss
I know so many people like that, especially when I was younger, who were so aggro about how they had to chill out all the time.
David Sims
Yeah. Were you like, can you relax? And like, I need to chill out.
Ben Hoss
You're messing with that. Like, they were just always seem to be searching for some like, sublime chill zone that they could not reach, which.
Griffin Newman
Takes so much effort. Right. It's part of his branding of the thing. It's like, why does he drink White Russians? It's because he needs to have a thing.
David Sims
Yes, he has a thing.
Griffin Newman
He needs everyone to call him the dude. Except the way he dresses, what he drinks, how much. He doesn't want to deal with this. It's like this very purposeful. Like, I knew a guy in high school who was bathrobe man. And it had that energy of he just wants to show up and be like, oh, this. I don't even think about it.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And you're like, there is so much.
David Sims
You put a lot into this.
Griffin Newman
And I'm sure it was, by the way, directly influenced by.
David Sims
It must have been. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
But he was just the guy who showed up to the parties with the bathrobe. And yet every night he would be making out with someone incredibly hot.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And I just be like, this bathrobe man. Do it. And he just sold the narrative of what he represented strong enough in a way that when you're 15 people by and the like, the dude exists in a universe where people can see through it enough because he's at an age where it's no longer cute.
Ben Hoss
So I can't do the go through the plot scene by scene because we'd lose our minds. But like, the threads are like Julianne Moore as this kind of performance art.
Griffin Newman
But also visual art. Kind of Frasier Crane mid Atlantic accent.
David Sims
What were you going to say? No, I was just say, like, for whatever reason, one of the most. Like one of the lines that always stuck in my head and was always so funny to me and again, it's something I think as we were writing was very inspirational is when David Thewlis is there. That's who I was gonna bring up. And he just keeps laughing. And it's a line that has its own dedicated shot as well, which is just when he's standing next to David Thewlis, who's in the chair and he goes, who the fuck is this guy? It's the old only. It's the only shot. There's one shot for that line. It never goes back to that shot. It's just a weird wide shot where you see the dude, like head to toe standing next to him.
Griffin Newman
It's almost a meta joke of him saying, like, do I need to learn another character this late in the story?
Ben Hoss
Let me now tell you the thing I was going to say, which is they wrote that whole scene without that character and they were like, this is kind of a lot of exposition. It's boring. What if a funny guy was sitting in the chair too?
Griffin Newman
And what if that's like had a.
David Sims
Weird British incredible actor, like greatest actors.
Ben Hoss
Coming off of Mike Le's naked. Can you sit in the chair and.
David Sims
Be, you know, giggling like a weirdo the entire.
Griffin Newman
Did you see Seth? Did you see the reveal? And this goes to Ben as well. David Theis is an Avatar 3. He is, yeah, he is a character that James Cameron has promised has a small part in three, but he's. It's the long play and he's really going to pay off in four and five.
David Sims
Great. Sold.
Griffin Newman
And they posted a photo of David Thulis Navi. And I just sent it back to Sims cropped close up on the lips. And I went. They got the thus mouth, right?
David Sims
They got it. He has those thus hammer sp around in a gyrus.
Griffin Newman
$200 million. Wea didn't sleep for months.
David Sims
But they cracked the got his weird pur blips.
Ben Hoss
Mod. Apart from like knowing her dad is full of knowing her, like, stepmother is full of like. She also wants to get Jeff the big. The dude sperm.
Griffin Newman
She wants a child, but she wants a child that she has no relationship to the body father of. To put it in the.
Ben Hoss
So is it just that, like, Jeff Bridges walks into rooms and people are like, you are Jeff Bridges.
Griffin Newman
It is. This is the thing. I like that this acknowledges that even though Jeff Bridges in 1998 is clearly putting work into trying to. To look worse.
David Sims
Trying to.
Griffin Newman
He still is Jeff Bridges.
David Sims
He still looks great.
Griffin Newman
He's got the greatest eyes in the world.
David Sims
Hair's great, cool looking. Just looks cool. Yeah, right?
Griffin Newman
And she's just like, why not? This guy will never show up. And that's what I'm looking for, right?
Ben Hoss
It's like he's the perfect mix of like, good looking, tall, but also.
David Sims
Right.
Ben Hoss
Would never bother me. And then like, what are the other threads? It's like, you know, Ben Gazera, for one scene, is the great Jackie Treehorn doodles himself with a giant cock.
David Sims
The funniest. I mean, maybe the funniest line to me after rewatching the movie is when they go to the guy's house, they find the paper in the car and they go to the kid's house and the father's in like, the iron lung.
Griffin Newman
Iron L. Who was not even the.
David Sims
Creator, but he wrote a lot of episodes of Branded. And he goes, does he write still? And the lady goes, no, he has health problems.
Griffin Newman
Even just the Cohen moment of walking into the house, seeing the iron lung, before you can even make out there's a person in it.
David Sims
His little immediately going, that's him, that's him.
Griffin Newman
And Brandon is like a real gun. Also ran.
Ben Hoss
It's like a shitty gun smoke.
David Sims
Exactly.
Ben Hoss
That ran for like, you know, that.
Griffin Newman
Was like more RA Was called Brandon because it was about, like fighting the Native Americans.
David Sims
Oh, my God.
Ben Hoss
I think it was pretty racist.
David Sims
Yeah. And did they use the Branded theme song later?
Griffin Newman
Yes, I think so. Right.
David Sims
It was the first time I noticed. It was this time. Does he write still?
Ben Hoss
I mean, imagine again, you're a critic at the time.
Griffin Newman
You're.
David Sims
Again, you're here.
Ben Hoss
Like, they. You saw Fargo, right? And like, because that scene is like an hour 45 into a two hour movie is. Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger?
Griffin Newman
They have never made a very long film. This movie kind of their longest under 210.
Ben Hoss
Yes. Almost all their films are under an hour 45 minutes. Like, there's only a couple that are even longer. And like, I can imagine being baffled by like, wait, why do I need to watch this now? Like, you know, Walter going insane.
Griffin Newman
Where is this going?
Ben Hoss
And it doesn't go anywhere.
Griffin Newman
And you're like, the answer is the kid stole the car that sucked. That got back to him.
Ben Hoss
Right.
Griffin Newman
And the briefcase is missing, which never had money in it anyway.
David Sims
Right.
Ben Hoss
So it doesn't matter.
David Sims
Well, I think that's the answer is they re. Where it goes is you kind of can see that. That kid. That there was nothing in the car. Nothing. Car. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
The kid doesn't answer. And maybe if he had. If he had kept money, he would have been more protective and defensive, even if he was not speaking.
Ben Hoss
Like, that's the thing about the big Lebowski. Like, the scene where the dude explains it to the two cops is so funny.
David Sims
So it doesn't.
Griffin Newman
Right there. Like, good luck with that body wool.
David Sims
Right. But like, that wraps up the case of.
Griffin Newman
They said that. We're like, we'll have to. To. We'll have to take shifts on this.
David Sims
Yeah. He's like, you guys got any leads? Leads, leads. They got us working in shifts. Yeah, but.
Ben Hoss
And, like, all those scenes, like, are like.
David Sims
Ultimately, you're like.
Ben Hoss
When you pull the movie apart, like. Yeah, this is all meaningless or whatever.
David Sims
Funny. Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Like, it's in service of nothing.
David Sims
It's them colliding their own plot with reality from time to time. Like, it's them acknowledging that it's completely unimportant. Like. Like, that it's all so trivial and that, like, the cops don't care. No one cares. It's not important.
Ben Hoss
The ultimate joke is that denialists are.
David Sims
The only people at the end of.
Ben Hoss
The movie who are like, where's our money?
Griffin Newman
Because they care.
David Sims
They care deeply. We have body sacrifice.
Griffin Newman
Where the.
David Sims
Is our money.
Griffin Newman
In a way, I think it is the most pointed thing in this movie because, of course, Stormir.
Ben Hoss
Of course, we haven't mentioned right after. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
The doctor from Funny Piece people.
David Sims
Yeah. The big tall guy.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
He was great.
Griffin Newman
Yes. That's a real, like, treat every time I go back and watch this film again. Post Funny People.
David Sims
Yeah. We literally, like, cast that man so we could make fun of it, which is the run of. Feels like a die Hard guy. It feels like a cheat in movies where you're like. You do a thing and then make.
Ben Hoss
Fun of Monopoly guys. Dan Hartman's joke about.
David Sims
Right. Is it's been true. A2.
Griffin Newman
It's ace venture when nature calls, where the guy.
David Sims
He's like the monop guy. Yeah. He actually does. You cast him. You picked him to. That's the joke.
Griffin Newman
You don't get to make me think that your character is clever for making a joke about a guy you cast as.
David Sims
That's funny.
Griffin Newman
But then I love that in Funny People, he gets the joke back.
David Sims
Yes. He got. I get it.
Ben Hoss
Yes.
Seth Rogen
To speak to the stone corner thing that we were saying before with the nihilists and the avant garde artists. I love how in this movie, it's, like, not making the joke about how they're weirdos.
David Sims
No.
Seth Rogen
I like that. They just kind of exist.
David Sims
Yeah.
Seth Rogen
I really. I think as a kid, I really appreciated that as I was, like, getting interested in.
David Sims
Right.
Ben Hoss
Being like, everyone in this movie is, quote unquote, a weirdo or on, like, the fringe of society. No one is nor. Except for the occasional cops. Who.
David Sims
The Sheriff of Malibu.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Or the sheriff. Once I was arrested by the Sheriff of Malibu in Malibu, the real one, for smoking weed. And the whole time, it's funny, we were, like, smoking weed on the beach in Malibu.
Griffin Newman
What year was this?
David Sims
2,000. So weed was still pretty illegal in LA. And we were smoking weed on the beach, and we kept joking that, like, we were big Lebowski fans were like, oh, the Sheriff of Malibu's gonna get us. Look over the Sheriff of Malibu. And then, like, literally, like, next thing, there's flashlights pointed out, like, free Sheriff of Malibu. Oh, no. They actually got us. Stay out of my beach community. Stay out of my beach.
Ben Hoss
It's that then with the. I really hate the fucking Eagles right after that. It's such a great. Like. Like in another movie. This is, like, a really low point for him. And, like, that's the dude's actual lowest point. He has to listen to the Eagles.
David Sims
After getting our cups, another thing we stole for. For Pineapple Express was. And, like, I think I remember showing our stunt person was when he gets the mug thrown at his head. And there's. There's a scene where.
Ben Hoss
I don't know how they did that.
David Sims
There's a. It's just a rubber mug with a sound, I guess, because, like, there's a scene where I get so an ashtray at my head.
Ben Hoss
Yes, that's right.
David Sims
And it's like. I remember we showed them that. We were like, we want it to look exactly like this. Like, we want it to look and feel. And just, like, how. When I watched that, I was like, oh, like, that's what we want is for that exact thing to happen.
Griffin Newman
But the thing that, for me, makes that moment land so hard. And I don't understand how he does it on a performance level. It's like Bridges is reacting on a two second delay. Right. It doesn't feel like mistiming. It feels like this guy is so stoned that it takes a little bit longer for his body to communicate with itself.
Ben Hoss
You know who lives in Malibu? Iron Man. And Jeff Bridges didn't like him either.
David Sims
No, he didn't like him either. He's got a long storied history.
Griffin Newman
You know who else lives in Malibu? The Be Rad. Be Rad from Malibu's Most Wanted, a film he once accused Ben of liking.
Seth Rogen
One of the rudest things you've ever said to me.
Griffin Newman
When Ben is like five drinks in, he'll be like. Do you remember that time Sims assumed I liked Malibu's Most Wanted?
David Sims
Once I was at a. I used to do these like writers round tables where you'd punch up a movie. And I was punching up. It was for Big Mama's house too.
Ben Hoss
Sure.
David Sims
And job done. Exactly. And we were in like a production office. So there's all these posters on the walls. And I was with my friend Jenny Connor, who's a writer and she like to the table was like, you know, it's always a red flag when you come into a fucking production office and the poster for Malibu's Most Wanted is on the wall. Put that one up. And the director of Big Mama's House too went. I directed that movie. Was he like edit rock? No. He was, yes. He was very insulted. Hell yeah.
Ben Hoss
That is really funny.
Griffin Newman
I just think it is one of the funniest franchises. Cuz the setup of the first Big Mama is he's got to dress like this woman.
Ben Hoss
This, this woman.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
Mia Long needs to be monitored. So you have to dress up as her mama. Right. And go undercover as her great aunt or whatever it's supposed to be. Right. And then 2 and 3. 2 is once again it's about jewel thieves or something. Yes, it's. You need to go undercover at like a women's college to bust a jewel th. Eva. Maybe you should whip out that old mama costume.
David Sims
You got that mama suit. We invested $500,000 in that mama.
Griffin Newman
He's now married to Neil Long. He's adopted her son. Right. And it's like. And I'm going to just go out and pretend to still be your Mama. Big Mama 3 is.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Hey, Neil Long. Son, it's time you take up the family business. Pretending to be Mama. Not just dressing up as an old.
David Sims
Lady, but like specifically Mama.
Griffin Newman
Mama is. Is important to American crime. Taking down these rings.
David Sims
Mama works.
Griffin Newman
Mama works.
David Sims
Mama plays mama effective.
Griffin Newman
I want to say, to Ben's point, especially at this point in time, yep, the Coen brothers get hit a lot with this idea, this criticism, especially from their skeptics of, like, are they just nihilists? They put a bunch of dumb characters on a board.
Ben Hoss
They make fun of them.
Griffin Newman
Crime movie in which nothing matters and people die and everything was kind of pointless and they're mocking everyone. And the nihilists in this movie are the only characters who are, like, doing something right.
David Sims
Who, like, the only ones who care.
Griffin Newman
Right. Are trying so hard to sell the idea that they don't care and have other people repeat the idea that they don't care. And that's their defining characteristic. And yet they're willing to, like, fucking lose toes to make money.
David Sims
They just want money is what's wrong. Right.
Griffin Newman
Which I think, like, do you think.
Ben Hoss
They want to make another record? Like, is that what they want to do? Right.
Griffin Newman
But in the name of what you're, like, what we're saying of, like, this is a movie. It feels like the Coen brothers were willing to die to make. It's a movie about, like, no, we like all these people. We find these characters interesting. These movies are not condescending. We are not nihilists. Nihilists are kind of, like, broken.
David Sims
Yeah, right.
Griffin Newman
If you actually don't care about anything, what are you covering for? No one just naturally doesn't care about anything thing. And that this movie is a bunch of people who have their own things they want to do, and they're all just fighting each other for how to get to it.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
But all of them are just like, I want to be seen as this philanthropist. I want to be a performance artist. I want to be the ultimate chiller. You know, I want people to view me as an American hero. You know, Jesus wants to be the greatest bowler rather than the greatest pederast.
David Sims
Sure.
Griffin Newman
Like, everyone has this.
Ben Hoss
I mean, it's so sweet. It's so sweet at the end that Walter starts talking about Vietnam. Like, obviously it's sad that he can't let it go. And it's weird. It messes up Donnie's sad little funeral, and the dude justifiably gets mad at him. But you do feel for Walter, that he's like, I don't understand why bad things have happened to me.
Griffin Newman
It's the great Vietnam thing of, like, young men were told they had to do this thing that then, like, the world said, like, this was. And it never should have happened. And you're like, so what were my scars worse for?
Ben Hoss
And then, like, the movie ends with the stranger, like, you know, being like, hey, how you doing? You know, and the dude's like. The dude abides. And I'm chilling out. And you do feel like comfort in that. And the stranger being like, it's nice, right?
Griffin Newman
I guess it's good to do it.
David Sims
I guess it's good. It's comforting knowing this out here out.
Ben Hoss
And then, like, you know, another. A little Bowski's on the way. So it's sad Donnie had to die, but, like, you know, life keeps moving on. And, like, I feel like it's a movie.
Griffin Newman
It's meaningless. It's in it. It had nothing to do with the plot machination.
Ben Hoss
Well, maybe he got a little worked up.
Griffin Newman
They think he was shot.
Ben Hoss
No, I know.
David Sims
Yeah. No, I know people think he was shot.
Griffin Newman
I'm saying in the movie.
David Sims
Well, he also missed for the first time. And he's sort of with his hand, like. Right.
Ben Hoss
He knows he's off.
David Sims
He knows there's something going on.
Griffin Newman
Something's going on.
Ben Hoss
He's so good in this. Incredible, like, just the. The joke of them being, like, semi.
David Sims
Sorry.
Ben Hoss
Like. Of them being like, you won't have any doctor dialogue in this movie, basically, and him being like, yeah, that's fine. I'll still create, like, a character.
Griffin Newman
You'll talk a lot, but you'll never be heard.
David Sims
Right.
Ben Hoss
Like, the opposite of.
David Sims
You're getting yelled at all the time.
Griffin Newman
So good. And it's kind of like, invisible, like, yeoman's work. Because you're like. The point is to do the thing that feels like it doesn't matter.
David Sims
It's also amazing in comparison to what he just had done in Fargo where, like, he doesn't shut the fuck up. Right. He's like a. Dominates the rat attack. Tat. Tat energy that, like. Yeah. Dominates the entire movie. Reservoir to Dogs was a few years before that. Like, sort of known for being this, like, smarter than everyone, kind of more.
Griffin Newman
Clever than everyone, kind of playing the Walter. The guy who was getting so worked up about it.
David Sims
Yeah. Angry, aggressive in a comedic way. But then. Yeah, in this. That he's just sort of like the dopey guy who's a step behind all the time. It's so good.
Griffin Newman
Have you. Have you ever worked with Goodman? I was trying to do this calculation in my head.
David Sims
I don't think I've ever met John.
Ben Hoss
He feels kind of hard to, like, pin down in a way. Like, he.
David Sims
Yeah. Big bride got him. He's had him for years. He's doing great work with him.
Ben Hoss
Yeah.
David Sims
But no, he to me was like honestly like when I started acting. He's one of those people I looked at is like oh. Like he's like. But I was evidence I could perhaps be a professional actor.
Griffin Newman
I know in, in this rewatch. I. It's why I want to ask you this. I was like, is he quietly a humongous influence on you as an actor?
David Sims
Absolutely. And like really was. Was channeled. And it's funny because for years I wanted to be Jonah in Superbad or the Seth role in Superbad. And my take on it was very much derivative of Walter. Like Teen Walter. What the fuck? Just screaming at people. What are you talking about? Just kind of always so angry that like no one's quite on my rhythm or like following what I want. Wish everyone was following. And Jonah found honestly was probably like a much more endearing way of doing it than what I imagine I would have done. But it was very inspired by John Goodman and I, I loved him and, and like Roseanne I was a huge fan of and thought he was so funny and you know, King Ralph, I was a big fan.
Griffin Newman
Hey.
David Sims
We just.
Griffin Newman
We just did a big King Ralph live show in tribute of Ben's respect for the king.
David Sims
I like that movie. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
It's a funny movie.
David Sims
The whole royal family dies in the opening.
Griffin Newman
Nothing funnier than that.
Ben Hoss
Funny is the most bit.
David Sims
Yep.
Ben Hoss
It's a pretty good bit.
Griffin Newman
David in your. I don't know if you know about David's birthday brackets, your brackets or spreadsheets. I'm sorry.
David Sims
Okay.
Griffin Newman
But that David has spreadsheets for every years of the movies he has seen and what he would nominate in every car category at the Oscars.
David Sims
Amazing.
Griffin Newman
You gave Goodman two best supporting actor wins.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
It's this and Barton Fink.
Ben Hoss
Correct.
David Sims
I think those are just Martin Fink. Martin Fink's not a movie I particularly respond to.
Ben Hoss
Interesting.
David Sims
Yeah. That's cuz you're seen in a long time.
Ben Hoss
That's because you. You've bent Hollywood to your.
David Sims
Your. I honestly think it's one that I don't. I honestly think. I just don't get it. I don't think I get.
Ben Hoss
I love Barton Fink but I do have him. Yes. As my best supporting actor of 1998. That is absolutely the case.
Griffin Newman
He's incredible in both of them. They both feel like they should be like if not career cappers because obviously he had so much more work to do. But like congratulations. We acknowledge you.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
And it's just crazy that we're like 30 years later and he still remains like one of the most grossly unnominated. Not just for Oscars, but you're like, he won one Emmy for Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. That's the only time they ever gave it.
David Sims
John Connor. So good on this.
Ben Hoss
The best. I mean, we love Roseanne.
Griffin Newman
We love, like, that's why the Connor still rips.
David Sims
Yeah. It's like he's so amazing.
Griffin Newman
But you watch this and you're just like, this is an astonishing performance. Performance that I was about to say no one else on the planet could do, but Mel Gibson could do it.
David Sims
In a way that could have done it pretty well.
Griffin Newman
Changed laws.
Seth Rogen
The look on his face after he rolls out of the car and the Uzi goes off and it's just like him kind of deadpan, looking off in the distance. It's so funny.
Ben Hoss
He is so good. Every time he has to admit he's.
David Sims
Wrong but won't do it, but kind.
Ben Hoss
Of will just like go quiet.
David Sims
Kind of doesn't care. Whatever, dude. Fuck it. Yeah. It's like he instantly diminishes his own failures immediately. Like right away he's able to write off his own shortcomings.
Griffin Newman
But the idea.
David Sims
Whatever.
Griffin Newman
When he does his big outfit change into the sort of like covert military fatigues. Right. He's been doing his sort of like flak jacket, like full Milius thing.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And now it's like, we're on a secret mission. I need to be stealth. And then going to the sort of businessman mode at the end.
David Sims
And this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass is like one of the oldest time great comedic scenes in a movie.
Griffin Newman
Agree. And also one of the great weird TV censorship edits of all time.
David Sims
What do they say?
Griffin Newman
The cable version of this movie and that line gets repeated so much is this is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps. Which is weird as a one off statement. But when he has to say it ten times, it's insane. It starts feeling hallucin.
Ben Hoss
It's funny because. Right. This I guess is a cable classic.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
But I think of it as also.
Griffin Newman
This is what happens when you find.
David Sims
A stranger in the. The Alps. That's pretty good.
Griffin Newman
Punched as a kid.
Ben Hoss
That's good. Like, like it's a DVD classic to me. Like an early D. Right. Like this was a movie everybody had.
Griffin Newman
Part of the proliferation of what you're saying of like there wasn't a big canon of stoner movies this Movie is like cresting at a point where it's like, DVDs are cheap, available. Every college student has a player because they either have a video game system or a computer or a TV or whatever it is. And this movie's on Comedy Central all the time. It's on basic cable.
David Sims
And there's like, theaters that are doing like, Lebowski Night and right away serving white Russians showing up in robes. And like, that was. That was happening a lot. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
My other favorite TV edit line is, of course, Scarface, where in the original, the first interrogation they go, how do you get that scar, big guy? And the line in the movie is eating. And the line in the cable edit is eating pieces. Pineapple. And I like it because there is an internal logic to it.
David Sims
Sure. There's like, yeah, that could scar you if you just shoved your face in.
Griffin Newman
A while if you didn't eat it.
Ben Hoss
Right before we played the box office game.
David Sims
You have to spend a lot of time on those.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. Well, so Kelly Clarkson, you said, was basically designed.
David Sims
That was in the movie, though. We used to. But I remember we used to. We would steal one from. I remember Melon Farmer was from, I think, Die Hard maybe. Like, I grew up watching John McClane saying yippee ki yay. Melon Farmer.
Ben Hoss
Yes. And that's in Pineapple Express.
David Sims
So in Pineapple. But I actually think. I actually think we put it in the actual movie. Like, I think Danny just says melon Farmer, like in the actual movie itself. But yeah, we would try to get really creative.
Ben Hoss
I will like, p. Right, cuz like 4 year old virgin knocked up. These are movies where I was like, I can't believe it. The Freaks and Geeks guys are making movies. This is crazy. Pineapple Express was like, did this escape from a lab? Like, that was a little bit more like, I can't believe this is allowed.
David Sims
The exact same way as like a summer movie legit. Like Machine Gun.
Griffin Newman
I watched Drinks and Geeks, like, on broadcast on NBC when it aired, which took so much effort to track down.
David Sims
Where it was changed nights like three times.
Griffin Newman
Even the summer burn off the last couple episodes.
David Sims
Yeah, they was off for three weeks.
Griffin Newman
And then came back and I was like, yeah, catching like, episodes I'd missed on fox. Kids going to the Paley center, then the museum and television of radio to be like, I think I haven't seen four.
David Sims
It's so crazy, you know, Kim Kelly never my friend. Never aired.
Griffin Newman
Then I get that yearbook dvd. My, like, freshman year place we all got. And it's like, finally I have control. I can rewatch it when I want. Also in school, with the commentaries of the context and all that. That also in high school, I get so into David Gordon Green in those first three movies. And when in like 2008, it's like, there is an action comedy directed by David Gordon Green. What the are you talking about? Like, I had the same reaction, David, where I was like, this is actually just impossible.
David Sims
It was weird. It was very weird. Yeah. But honestly, we wanted them to be artful movies. And part of us were where, like the obvious version of Pineapple Express, like, it's just like a dumb stoner.
Griffin Newman
Get the director comedy of Malibu.
David Sims
Yeah, exactly. Literally. And we were like, we were big George Washington fans and we loved all the Real Girls. And we were like, oh, what if we got sort of like a fancy indie guy to make this?
Griffin Newman
But all the real.
Ben Hoss
Again, that's what I mean. Where it's just like, who allowed this?
Griffin Newman
Like, yeah, all the Real Girls.
David Sims
The answer is Amy Pascal, God bless her. Yeah. And. But it's funny, to her credit, she let us make the movie. She let us hire whoever the fuck we want it. They never came to set. They never said anything. We were at the first test screening for the movie, and it played and tested very well. And there was a moment early on where it's just annihilating. And Amy is sitting beside me and she turns to me and she goes, now I get this movie. And I was like, now you can't ever got it. Yeah, we spent $25 million on this. We are at the test screening and like, to her credit, she just trusted us and she was like, I, I, I assume I'll get it eventually. And. And she did.
Griffin Newman
We talk about her a lot on this podcast covering the 2000s and the 2010s of studio filmmaking. And when sort of blank check movies were able to come out of these careers, you're just like, she was the one studio head where you can look at her and you're like, she took chances on people. She, like, developed movie stars. She identified people in places that people wouldn't have assumed.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
You could take this person there.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
And would just be like, I want to make things that are artful and commercial at the same time.
David Sims
Yeah. And actually it's like exactly the opposite of how movies are made now, basically, which is. Yeah, she would believe in an idea, balance it out or a person and, and allow them to go make a movie without every element being a sure thing. Basically.
Griffin Newman
If we own Spider man, that gives us the latitude to be able to incubate some side projects and to make.
David Sims
Like, a $20 million movie. And we're also making Men in Black 2 this year, so. Right, right, right. So it'll be fine. Exact.
Ben Hoss
It'll ultimately be men in Black 2. I mean, no problems with that one.
David Sims
Great movie. Balin. Kidding me. Oldtimer.
Griffin Newman
I did another at Comicon. I did another, like, 10 drinks in. Can I tell you the pitch that Sims and I had for Men in Black?
Ben Hoss
Yeah, sure.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
This is like a formative moment in Sims and I's friendship. We were at a bar, we broke the story for men in Black 2 was playing on a par. It was. It was years before we had the podcast. And we were like, is there any version of this that works?
David Sims
And was there?
Griffin Newman
We came up with one we thought was pretty good.
Ben Hoss
The whole problem with men in black 2 is that undoing Tommy Lee Jones's triumph at the end of Man Hard, like, it just kind of up the movie to begin with.
Griffin Newman
You want him to have his happy ending. So our answer was the movie is that he's basically Siobhan Fallon Hogan, that Jay is missing his partner. He gets told that an alien crashed and he needs. He needs the witness. And the witness is the neuralized Tommy Lee Jones, fully married. And it's like, I don't believe in aliens.
David Sims
That's a great idea. That would have been good.
Griffin Newman
And they get to team up. And he's like, I'm here with my best friend again, who doesn't remember me, but I don't want to neuralize him because I'm enjoying the time we're spending together. And it's like midnight Run. It's them in three days trying to solve the case. And the one guy's a skeptic.
Ben Hoss
I guess. I mean, like, the problem with men in black 2 is instead it's just like, go in this room, be okay, you're telling me you're back.
David Sims
You're back.
Griffin Newman
Cool. But also it's worse that it's that the movie starts and they show up and he's like, my wife left me. I keep working at the post office.
David Sims
Office Man. Jesus. Why don't we fought for this. Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Anyway, Men in Black one great movie.
Seth Rogen
Should we do final thoughts?
David Sims
Yes.
Ben Hoss
Anything else we want to say about Bigle Basky? Before we play the box office game.
Seth Rogen
I want to shout out Dom.
David Sims
Aa.
Seth Rogen
He's really funny. As just a little tiny cameo.
Ben Hoss
He plays the landlord. The.
Griffin Newman
The limo driver.
Ben Hoss
The limo driver.
David Sims
Oh, the Limo driver. That's right.
Griffin Newman
The landlord is also great. He was in some other movie.
Ben Hoss
The landlord's name is Jack Kelly Teller and he's in a. He's in a ton of stuff, but he's so funny. He's in. He's one of the guys in the Austin Power Spy who Shagged Me run of dick jokes.
Griffin Newman
Yes, he's the.
Ben Hoss
The guy. I can't remember which one, but he's in the.
Griffin Newman
I probably have.
David Sims
That little joke is also like so reminiscent of like being like in Los Angeles friends with people. Like you gotta go to this weird show.
Griffin Newman
But you know, it's a great character detail that.
David Sims
That they.
Griffin Newman
Landlord.
David Sims
That they go.
Griffin Newman
That he go. And that he's eager to go. That. That like that's a great Bridges choice that he doesn't play it as like. Oh yeah, I'll go to that. He's like, yeah, man, absolutely.
David Sims
Yeah. And then they go and they're not making. And like it clearly sucks, but there's not. They're not making fun of. Totally happy to support him.
Griffin Newman
You learn so much about the dude from the fact that he is the one guy who wants to go see his landlord's creative side.
David Sims
Yeah, yeah.
Ben Hoss
Eager to still like appropriately horny, if that makes sense. Like he responds to all of the horniness. Coming at him with the right amount of horniness.
David Sims
Yes. He's not overly horny or underly horny.
Griffin Newman
Kind of like overwhelmed. Like he's just kind of like it.
Ben Hoss
Also wants to fuck.
David Sims
Yeah, yeah.
Griffin Newman
Might be Tara Reid's best performance.
David Sims
She is great in it. Yes.
Ben Hoss
She beat out Heather Graham for the role, which makes sense, I guess. Heather Graham just been boogie nice. The obviously the gag of the chair falling down. Like him building the thing to block the. The door open and then he.
David Sims
The wrong way is.
Ben Hoss
I know it's simple, but I think about it all the time. Funny joke. Same with treehorn.
David Sims
Drawing like the picture dick thing is one of the weirdest jokes.
Ben Hoss
It's such a good encapsulation of the movie of like, ah, a clue.
David Sims
Nothing. Nothing matters.
Griffin Newman
But also like I will say, my mother always had a notepad near. Near the phone growing up. Yeah. Near the landlord.
David Sims
My mom did too.
Griffin Newman
And I would look at it afterwards and like 5% of the time it was something that someone said.
Ben Hoss
Doodling.
Griffin Newman
Most of the time it was doodles. And you're like, this guy would just doodle himself with a boner. That's what he would doodle. It doesn't mean anything.
Ben Hoss
Oh God.
David Sims
It's like, the one time the dude does something smart, right?
Ben Hoss
He, like, notices.
David Sims
He doesn't realize he's being broken. He could induce.
Griffin Newman
It goes to, like, Hitchcock vision for five seconds where, like, he's putting the.
David Sims
Pieces together, like, looking at it.
Griffin Newman
I also just love that, like, all the windup on Jesus is just to do the payoff at the end of him being angry that they still showed up at the bowling alley on the night they said they couldn't bowl.
David Sims
Yeah, exactly.
Griffin Newman
You just expect that for some reason, this guy is going to factor into the plot in a major way at the end, and he could not be.
David Sims
Has any seen the, like, Jesus spin off? No.
Ben Hoss
I'm scared, Chef.
Griffin Newman
Literally. Literally. No one has ever.
David Sims
Literally. No. John didn't see it. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
The weirdest thing.
David Sims
He was directed with his eyes closed. It's so crazy.
Ben Hoss
Like, Pete Davidson and John Hammer in it.
David Sims
Like, really?
Griffin Newman
Yeah. It's got, like, 10 big people because.
Ben Hoss
Like, Turturro's friends with people, and it's like, yeah. Making a movie.
David Sims
If they asked me to be in it, I probably would have said yes.
Griffin Newman
The weird thing is that it's like. It's a. It's a side quilt to Lebowski, where he basically went. Because I think the story is that he used to do. Do this character. He would do, like, character monologues as a version of this character.
Ben Hoss
He was in a play and, like, sort of had done something like this, and he was like, that's what I'll do.
Griffin Newman
And they were inspired by that. And then they sort of like, write it in. And then he was like, sort of. Since I kind of made the character, is it cool if I do something?
Ben Hoss
Well, I think the coins are also like, the dude showing up to the. His landlords, they're like, yeah, man, what do we.
Griffin Newman
That's their attitude. The Fargo show and everything. They're just like, you do what you want to do. It's fine.
David Sims
Right?
Ben Hoss
We're not afraid our movie will be, like, corrupted by this.
Griffin Newman
But for years it would. Like, he'd mention in interviews, and people would be like, oh, there's going to be a Labowski sequel. John Turo is going to write and direct a Lebowski sequel, assuming it's a more straightforward thing. And then it's like, no. He wants to remake a 70s French Gerard Depard sex comedy.
David Sims
Oh, is that what it is? It is.
Griffin Newman
It's this movie going place that's about a competition to see who can get laid more that he.
David Sims
But it's about 8 year olds.
Griffin Newman
That's the other thing the movie, I think, makes.
David Sims
Makes him like, he's a pedophile.
Griffin Newman
Ignores that part, which then you're like, then what is the guy.
David Sims
Yeah, you. I know one thing about him, right. Two, he likes bowling. He's a pedophile.
Griffin Newman
He likes bowling and children.
David Sims
Yeah, eight year olds. Dude.
Ben Hoss
This. Eight year olds.
Griffin Newman
Dude.
Ben Hoss
This film came out March 6th, 1993.
Seth Rogen
Last thing. Gotta shout out the Dylan song.
David Sims
Yeah, the band. So good.
Griffin Newman
Your point of, like, bright songs getting repeated or repurposed. This is a weird, weird case of a movie that uses all songs that are not obscure and yet feels like it claims ownership of it.
David Sims
For sure.
Griffin Newman
Right. Like, it has that kind of.
David Sims
What condition my condition was in. Yeah, the man in me, for sure.
Griffin Newman
But it, like, does the risky business, like, old time rock and roll thing eight times where you're like, well, that's now the song from the Big Lebowski.
David Sims
A song that had a rep, like, mariachi version of Hotel California. Because it really, like. It is like a nice 90s Scorsese or Tarantino. Ian. Maybe they're the same thing type thing where it is, like, shamelessly aggrandizing of a character using needle drop and shots and slow motion. And I love it. And it's something we do again. It's like we do that like when Danny McBride shows up and this is the end. I literally remember showing our dp. The sequence from the. Like this. It's like a musical interlude to introduce a new guy. And we are, like, shameless about it, like. But it's perfect.
Ben Hoss
It's like you copy what works.
Griffin Newman
Like, steal from the past.
Ben Hoss
All right. March 6th, Griffin, 1998. I don't know if that was the right. I don't know if there was a right time to release this movie.
David Sims
It doesn't really feel right, but like Spring break.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, but this is, right. This movie needed to exist. In order for people to understand how it could exist, it had to be the first.
David Sims
Yeah. Taking a hit no matter what.
Ben Hoss
Right. It opens to, like, $5 million, number six at the box office. It's released by Gramercy Pictures and, like, you know, makes. What does it make? $18 million.
Griffin Newman
It's a big flop. And yet no one. Because they always kept their budget small.
Ben Hoss
And also probably sold, like 4 billion DVDs. Oh, now it's like.
Griffin Newman
Now I am sure it is one of the 10 most profitable movies in.
David Sims
The Universal Library at this moment in time. Like any movie made, like, 30 to 40 million dollars on DVD sales, basically.
Ben Hoss
Like, it was like, if it's a.
David Sims
Movie you've heard of, it made 30 million.
Griffin Newman
And this one possibly made like 300. Yeah.
Ben Hoss
What's number one at the box office, Griffin? It's been number one for three months.
Griffin Newman
It's Titanic.
Ben Hoss
Titanic. It won't be knocked off for another three months.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Isn't that crazy? It's just like.
David Sims
Yeah, forget it.
Griffin Newman
Lost in Space, April. End of April.
Ben Hoss
Lost in Space is the movie that knocks. Knocks it off shrooms. That's not a good one to see. You're gonna turn into a spider monster.
David Sims
We didn't like. It was a lot scarier than we thought. Exactly. It's, like, dark. And we were like, this is a mistake. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
So man in the Iron Mask and Spice World come out in January and February, and those were the two that people thought could dethrone Titanic. They're gone at this point. It's like Titanic.
David Sims
You got all these movies.
Ben Hoss
You got four new releases in this top 10. Big old Lebowski is the lowest of them. So number two at the box office is a sequel to a huge action movie.
David Sims
Undersea US Marshals territory.
Ben Hoss
Great movie, but no, it is US Marshals, which is a bad move.
David Sims
Yeah. Yeah. With Robert Downey Jr. With Robert Downey.
Ben Hoss
Jr. With, like, can we do the Fugitive without Harrison Ford? Just have Tommy Lee Jones chase a new guy. Right.
David Sims
With Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr.
Ben Hoss
Is the bad guy. Or kind of like.
David Sims
He's like the third banana. He's like the. The assistant. He's like, like new. He's the new Jolie Pants.
Ben Hoss
That's Robert Downey. Jr's. Like, I don't. I was not conscious while filming.
David Sims
He's like, this was like a heroin fever dream. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
This is still. Maybe one of you still kind of.
Ben Hoss
Crush every line you're thrown, because that's the whole thing where I like Ally McBeal was like, one of the first times I was exposed to him, and I was like, this guy's a genius. And he's like, no memory of ever.
David Sims
Being on that show.
Ben Hoss
Do not know I did that.
Griffin Newman
I thought I was in Bulgaria.
David Sims
All right.
Ben Hoss
Number three, the box office. Great movie, comedy hit.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
Ben Hoss
Big star kind of running in his run. Yeah, for sure. Been out for a month.
Griffin Newman
Early 98. So it's a February 98 release? Sure.
Ben Hoss
Yep. It's made 47. $57 million. It's going to make 80.
Griffin Newman
It's going to end up at 80.
Ben Hoss
Yes.
Griffin Newman
February.
Ben Hoss
And it's like the start it's not the start of this guy's career.
David Sims
He's been around. Sandler movie. It's like Big Daddy or something.
Griffin Newman
Big Daddy singer.
Ben Hoss
It's Wedding singer.
Griffin Newman
It is kind of that. That is the level.
Ben Hoss
Wedding singer is kind of like Sandler. Like, it's like, yeah, not just dumb.
David Sims
Yeah, it's like, good.
Ben Hoss
I mean, I love Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison already. It was like, oh, something with some drama.
David Sims
Probably his like, best reviewed. Yes, it was.
Griffin Newman
It was kind of the crossover because it was like, oh, he can be a viable romantic lead. He's playing a little bit more.
David Sims
It's like the first one they like sort of take seriously a little bit. And then he would. Yes, it's sort of a good movie.
Griffin Newman
But it's like, right. Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore received similarly. Then this was sort of like the guy's got emotion and then six months later, boy comes out, right? He goes, water boy is 10-98- and then big daddy's the guy.
Ben Hoss
He was crushing.
Griffin Newman
He was unstoppable.
David Sims
He was on fire.
Ben Hoss
He was on fire.
David Sims
He still is. He's more on fire than ever before.
Griffin Newman
He might crush. He might be.
David Sims
He might be winning. I was out with a Z's and we were having dinner. Dinner. And we were like, we were talking about Adam Sandler and we just like, our, our, our. Our waitress was like, you know, like a 25 year old woman. And we were like, who's your favorite comedian? Adam Sandler? Right away we go to like the coat check. Who's your favorite comedian, Adam Sandler? Like, and it's almost, it's not, it's almost like they don't know there's another one. And like, like me and Aziz are like, like, like you're getting asked this question by two famous comedians and you don't even think of naming them out of politeness. You don't even. They didn't even consider it. They're just like, oh, Adam Sandler. You guys. Not even close. You know what?
Griffin Newman
The other part of it too is like, he's the kind of guy where like, who's your favorite comedian? Eddie Murphy. And you're like, yeah, Murphy's like an actor who does comedy movies now. He's not like generating comedy in the same way does comedy again.
David Sims
He's still so funny.
Seth Rogen
Special is so good.
Griffin Newman
He's done three specials in the last 10 years.
David Sims
Yeah. And they're so funny. They're amazing.
Griffin Newman
Chandler's the man.
David Sims
Yeah, he's the best.
Ben Hoss
Number four. Yeah, number four. Also new hard Boiled neo noir thriller with gigantic movie stars that is now remembered for only one thing.
Griffin Newman
It's not 8 millimeter. It's remembered for one thing is a thing memified in it.
Ben Hoss
It's a thing his character knocked up would know.
Griffin Newman
It's okay. So it's got a nude scene.
Ben Hoss
Yes. Yes.
Griffin Newman
Okay. Two giant stars, early 90s.
Ben Hoss
Three giant stars.
Griffin Newman
Is it Twilight?
Ben Hoss
Yes. Three Academy Awards. Reese Witherspoon gets naked in it. Is what's the only thing? Paul Newman, Gene Hackman, Susan Sarandon, directed by Robert Ben. The guy who made.
Griffin Newman
David is correct. The only reason I know that movie exists is because in 2003 I googled Reese Witherspoon nude, and there was only one result.
Ben Hoss
I mean, it's also got like Stalker Channing and like John Spencer Stack Pass.
David Sims
I don't know this movie.
Ben Hoss
I don't know what it's about. It's like a.
David Sims
What's it called?
Ben Hoss
Twilight. Yeah, that's the other thing. It's now un.
David Sims
Google. Yes.
Griffin Newman
I know nothing about it other than the fact that I've seen one scene.
David Sims
From it 200, 200,000 times.
Griffin Newman
I know that scene very well.
Ben Hoss
It's funny because like Gene Hackman was a guy they wanted for the Big Lebowski and he was like, I'm kind of not making movies right now. And it's literally opening against a Hackman.
Griffin Newman
Pilot was a bigger hit.
Ben Hoss
Well, by about $500,000. They're all making about five.
Griffin Newman
What does Twilight end up at?
Ben Hoss
Twilight, which is not a movie any remembers ends up at. Come on. The numbers. 15 mil.
David Sims
So Leowski kicked its ass.
Ben Hoss
Number four at the box office. Another kind of forgotten movie is like a erotic thriller about like. I mean, I've seen it. I saw it like on VHS a years ago. You know, lady marries. There's like a mean mom. Lady marries a guy and the mom is back bad.
Griffin Newman
The mother in law.
Ben Hoss
Yeah, yeah, Mother in law.
Griffin Newman
It's an erotic thriller with an evil mother in law.
David Sims
Either.
Ben Hoss
Evil mom. And the.
David Sims
The.
Ben Hoss
The female leads are like a established Oscar winning actress and like an upand cominging about to win. An Oscar winning actress, huh?
Griffin Newman
90.
Ben Hoss
I don't know if you'll know this movie.
Griffin Newman
So it's like three big stars. It's the. The new husband.
Ben Hoss
Two big stars.
David Sims
The.
Ben Hoss
No, the husband is a guy who never.
Griffin Newman
The husband's like a Billy Campbell or something.
Ben Hoss
I mean, I feel bad saying that, but yeah.
Griffin Newman
Is it Billy K. Campbell?
Ben Hoss
No, no, no.
Griffin Newman
Here's how I wish. Here's how I Know when it's a Billy Campbell movie. David goes the star of this. You're never gonna guess. And I go, it's a Billy Campbell movie. The third lead in this. It's someone you're never gonna get. Billy Campbell. Okay.
David Sims
Okay. So it's bad.
Griffin Newman
The actress is. She's going to win.
Ben Hoss
It wins an Oscar for a movie this year.
Griffin Newman
It's not Gwyneth.
Ben Hoss
It is Gwyneth Paltrow.
Griffin Newman
Gwyneth, Mean mother in law. O erotic thriller.
Ben Hoss
People just don't remember this.
Griffin Newman
Is it a perfect murder?
Ben Hoss
It's called.
David Sims
That's like Michael Douglas.
Ben Hoss
Douglas. And that's like a dial in for murder.
David Sims
What.
Griffin Newman
What is this movie?
Ben Hoss
Movie is called Hush.
David Sims
Oh, yeah, I've heard of that. There's another. Also another movie called Hush.
Griffin Newman
I think Flanagan right up the SEO.
Ben Hoss
Jessica Lang is the me Mom.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
No memory.
Ben Hoss
God bless this man. Jonathan, shake the guy from that thing. You'll do Jonathan.
David Sims
I think it's pronounced Jonathan. Excuse me.
Ben Hoss
That's when Hollywood finally was like junk this guy name.
David Sims
Like I.
Ben Hoss
The guy had a totally good career. I don't mean to.
Griffin Newman
Was married to Christina Applegate. Nice work if you can get it.
David Sims
Yeah. She was almost Christina. Sch.
Ben Hoss
You thought about it for five.
David Sims
Thought about two. Apple skin cake. Christina's cake, right? Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Hyphenate.
David Sims
Maybe Apple gates cake.
Ben Hoss
Number six is Big Lebowski. Number seven is Good Will Hunting, which is also hanging out.
Griffin Newman
What's it up to at this point?
Ben Hoss
103.
David Sims
Wow.
Griffin Newman
And it gets to 1 3.
Ben Hoss
I don't know.
David Sims
See, that's fucking crazy.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Ben Hoss
It's fucking March. Yeah, it got to 140.
David Sims
That would never happen in a hundred.
Griffin Newman
Million and like came out in September.
Ben Hoss
No, I mean, what would have happened by now in like this year is a Goodwill Hunting would have been like released for free to your phone without you even asking. Forget Vod.
David Sims
They would have just been like, oh my God, just put it on Tik Tok. Like the modern version 180 videos.
Griffin Newman
The modern version of this is Goodwill Hunting comes out in four theaters in September.
David Sims
Yeah, right.
Griffin Newman
And by March at the time of the Academy Awards, there's already three spin off streaming.
David Sims
Yeah, exactly.
Griffin Newman
And the show has been directly loaded onto your brain since the day after it came came out.
David Sims
Wow.
Ben Hoss
Number eight. Along the same lines as James L. Brooks is as good as it gets. A very good movie in my opinion. Best picture that nominated it lost to Titanic.
David Sims
Oh, but did he or Jack.
Griffin Newman
Jack one and Helen.
Ben Hoss
Helen.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. Do you think that movie is as good as it gets. I Do you think it's actually as good as movies.
Ben Hoss
Great times. Noodle salad.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
Ben Hoss
Number nine is Dark City.
David Sims
Very underrated.
Ben Hoss
It's a huge bomb. But a good movie.
David Sims
Got Alexander, Alex Proyus.
Ben Hoss
The crow guy.
David Sims
Yes, I like that movie.
Griffin Newman
That movie rules.
David Sims
That was sort of like a pre Matrix Matrix.
Ben Hoss
Yeah, a little bit.
Griffin Newman
They reuse a lot of the sets. I think a lot of the rooftops because they also shot in Australia.
David Sims
Oh, that's funny.
Griffin Newman
I think the opening like Trinity chase at in the Dark City is mostly Dark City sets.
David Sims
That's amazing.
Griffin Newman
Really good. Recent 4K release.
David Sims
Yeah, I like that movie.
Ben Hoss
And then number 10.
Griffin Newman
Hottie Jennifer Connelly.
Ben Hoss
Yeah, seen him on the stage. He's a hottie. Number 10 is at the borrower. Speaking of John Goodman.
David Sims
Oh, kids movie.
Ben Hoss
Kids movie.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
But that must be a couple weeks in or did this bomb. Really hard weeks in at number 11.
Ben Hoss
We got to shout it out. Krypton Dwarfs Tribe. Anytime I ever see Krippendorf's Tribe on Walt Disney released that.
David Sims
Man.
Ben Hoss
That's the Richard Dreyfus.
David Sims
The Richard tribe pretends he found his tribe.
Griffin Newman
I did this trilogy.
Ben Hoss
I. Disney was like, yes.
David Sims
Mr. Holland's opus Crippen Dark.
Griffin Newman
Different trilogy.
David Sims
Really? That's not the same trilogy. I had.
Griffin Newman
I had a head cold at some point last fall and I was like, ah, what's I need like some syllabus.
David Sims
Jungle to Jungle. Jungle Jungle. Crypt Tribe.
Griffin Newman
It's three Disney liveaction family comedies that.
David Sims
Reappropriate Bible indigenous jungle and the air up there.
Ben Hoss
You know what? That's a good one.
David Sims
That would been a good one.
Ben Hoss
Should have been circumcised.
Griffin Newman
In was man of the House.
David Sims
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Which is the Jonathan Taylor Kevy Chase movie that is all about Scout. They're like scouts.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
But gets deep into the lore of what they're. It's.
David Sims
It.
Griffin Newman
The duology is really strong. And man the House. I'm kind of.
David Sims
I get it.
Ben Hoss
I think Air Up There is a solid one though.
David Sims
I think it's a good movie.
Ben Hoss
It's a pretty good movie. Just kind of dramatic.
David Sims
Like the thing about Air Up There.
Ben Hoss
Is like it's funny.
David Sims
It's a tone that doesn't exist anymore is what's funny.
Griffin Newman
Is that a shelter? No. Or an Underwood? Is it an Underwood?
David Sims
Might be an Underwood.
Ben Hoss
It might be an Underwood. It's not. No. Directed by Paul Michael Glazer of Starsky.
Griffin Newman
And Hutch and the Running Man.
David Sims
Yeah. There's these tone Movies that just don't exist anymore, where you're like, they're not really funny. They're not really dramatic. They're sort of like somewhere in the middle there.
Ben Hoss
They cost like $20 million.
David Sims
And then they. And they. And in 1998, they make $200 million also.
Griffin Newman
Just like walking through the video store as a child and seeing that box and being like, here's all I need to know. Kevin Bacon, not a comedy star, starring in the. Something that's seemingly a comedy where he's up against a really tall African man and a basketball hoop.
David Sims
I saw that in theaters.
Griffin Newman
I think I know what this is. He gets circumcised in it.
Ben Hoss
That's the only thing I remember.
Griffin Newman
Double.
David Sims
I saw the double feature with Airborne, the rollerblading movie. Well, you guys don't know Airborne. That Airborne screams balcony movie or whatever. Porchville.
Griffin Newman
Do you know Airborne?
Ben Hoss
Ben, Here it is. Yeah, this is kind of in like the Three Ninjas.
David Sims
It's green. Oh, yeah.
Griffin Newman
Jack Black.
David Sims
I wouldn't quite put it in three. Three Ninjas. I put in its own genre that I also love. And I'd say it's like kids beating up adults. Yes, you're right. That is part of like homo. Like the kids. Now is your time to get one over on the grown up adult genre. Kids setting traps for adults. I'd say that.
Griffin Newman
Is that directed by Rob Bowman, who does X Fight. X Fight the Future.
David Sims
Jack Black's in it. Seth Green's in it.
Griffin Newman
Edie McClurg.
David Sims
Yeah. And the star of it I don't think ever went on to anything.
Griffin Newman
Shane McDermott.
David Sims
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Griffin Newman
Seth Green is second build. Wow.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
You don't want Wikipedia to not even have a link to your name, but that is.
David Sims
I think I saw the air up there and Airborne or no, maybe I'm thinking of Cool Runnings, which is another sort of.
Griffin Newman
That's a Disney questionable. More respectful than the Three Eye Lister.
David Sims
This.
Griffin Newman
This is. This is a classic. The thing you love, Sims. Airborne has three taglines.
Ben Hoss
Oh, I love it when a poster can't decide what to tell you about.
Griffin Newman
The poster is young guy and girl canoodling, right? And then above them are three inline skaters. Air right in front of like a blue like white cloud background. Wow.
Ben Hoss
The tagline just crazy.
Griffin Newman
Mitchell became the most popular guy on Earth, dot, dot dot. Once he took to the sky. And once in sky are in a different font and a different color. Then second tagline.
David Sims
That's not what happens in the movie.
Griffin Newman
I'm sure not.
David Sims
He's not the most popular guy on earth at any point.
Griffin Newman
The second tagline is like rainbowing.
Ben Hoss
It says, man wasn't meant to fly. Kids were.
Griffin Newman
But it's like an.
David Sims
I like that one.
Ben Hoss
That one's pretty noodling head.
Griffin Newman
And then the third tagline is the classic. The tagline leads into the title.
Ben Hoss
Right.
Griffin Newman
Heroes aren't made, they're airborne. They're genius.
David Sims
That's really good. Heroes aren't made. Their airborne is.
Griffin Newman
Gotta watch Airport.
Ben Hoss
God. Taglines are fun. You don't come up with the taglines. Right. Like they tell you here.
David Sims
No, we, we.
Ben Hoss
You've done that for pineapple.
Griffin Newman
Put this in your pipe and smoke.
David Sims
We came that up with that. As funny as for Super Bad.
Ben Hoss
Super Bad had no time.
David Sims
Exactly. They kept pitching us bad taglines and we were. And it was one of the things where we just like rat out the clock on it. We're like, if we just don't approve any of these, maybe they won't.
Griffin Newman
The title was like Knocked up was.
Ben Hoss
Like the whole thing of like your face.
David Sims
What if this guy got you? That was the tagline.
Ben Hoss
That. That made sense as a. I got that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Griffin Newman
A 40 year old virgin was.
David Sims
There's always better late than never.
Griffin Newman
Better late than never.
Ben Hoss
Which is also pretty good because like in the studio, which we should plug the studio now and everything else show.
Griffin Newman
Our listeners, I think would not be able to lock in with.
Ben Hoss
Would mean nothing to the Ron Howard episode is tangential. But I do think, like, it must be so awkward when you have to sit down and they're like, okay, okay, so here's what we have.
David Sims
That's exactly how that goes.
Ben Hoss
Posters and taglines.
David Sims
Y.
Ben Hoss
And if you hate it, you have to be like, ah, yeah, yeah, I've been there.
David Sims
You. You pray there's something you like so you could at least sort of be positive. I think we all like that one.
Ben Hoss
Right.
David Sims
But no, I've come out of a lot of those meetings where yeah, they. It's very bad and it's very. Start from square one. Yeah. And you're like, you have to start over and this is not good. Yeah, right.
Griffin Newman
That.
David Sims
That happens. Happens a lot.
Ben Hoss
So, yeah, the studio.
David Sims
The studio.
Ben Hoss
And it's returning. Right.
David Sims
We're getting more studio currently writing the second season. Okay.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, yeah.
Ben Hoss
All right.
Griffin Newman
Platonic.
David Sims
Platonic Season two and Sausage Party. You have two and Sausage parties TV shows returning. One's on Amazon Party Land on Amazon Prime. Amazon prime and Platonic Season two is on Apple tv.
Ben Hoss
Plus when did. When do they debut or do you.
David Sims
I'm not. I don't. 100. What is the. I think party Debuts this week. Maybe the 12th, I think, and I think maybe Platonic. Aired a couple days ago. August 6th. I think so. Yeah.
Ben Hoss
It just came back, right?
David Sims
Absolutely.
Ben Hoss
Yes.
David Sims
By the time this is out, maybe they'll both.
Ben Hoss
But this is out in a couple weeks. Like, it's all available.
David Sims
Y.
Griffin Newman
It's on the soup. Yeah.
Ben Hoss
I don't know. Yeah. Anything like, what's the Seth Rogen movie? We should plug that. Nobody has seen enough.
Griffin Newman
The Guilt Trip. I push the guilt trip. Ms. Walt so much.
David Sims
Is really good. That's a good movie.
Griffin Newman
Sarah Polly is.
David Sims
Very few people have seen that movie. Nobody. That movie rocks.
Ben Hoss
I love that movie.
Griffin Newman
But Guilt Trip, like, as a griffin.
Ben Hoss
I will say he's not buttering you up. Loves that movie.
David Sims
I haven't watched it since it came out.
Griffin Newman
I think it's really good.
David Sims
It might be.
Griffin Newman
Maybe you've told that story about reading the Scriven. It made you cry and being like, I guess I got to do this.
David Sims
Yes. And then I. And then making the film there, it was a little more conflicted.
Griffin Newman
I. I think it's still good, and it got to me emotionally.
David Sims
Yeah. Well, it is. I mean, Dan Fogelman wrote it, who is, like, an objectively talented writer, and. And I think they were. There's a few plot twists and turns in the movie that I would also say are, like, objectively effective.
Ben Hoss
He's good at those.
David Sims
Yes, he is good at them. But I think the movie itself, I think maybe was not ultimately as good as it could have been, in my opinion.
Griffin Newman
Maybe it's a good thing, but it.
David Sims
Was really fun for me. But I got to sit in a car with Barbara Streisand all day.
Griffin Newman
She's so good in it.
David Sims
She's amazing.
Griffin Newman
She never fucking does movies anymore.
David Sims
She doesn't do movies anymore. And I got to just be like, what was jfk? Like? Tell me stories about that. You ever meet Elvis? Tell me what he was like. Like, it was. It was great. And I would just do that all day. Like, it was. It was wonderful.
Ben Hoss
Yeah, man, I just saw that. There's this interview with Mariah Carey with like, you gonna go to space? Like Katy Perry? And she's like, she went to space.
David Sims
Yeah, I saw that.
Ben Hoss
And they're like, yeah, she went to space.
David Sims
You gonna do this?
Ben Hoss
She's like, I've done it now. That's how I imagine Streisand is. She's like, yeah, that Was cool.
David Sims
I don't know. I've done a lot of stuff.
Griffin Newman
We gotta plug Guilt Trip and take this waltz.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
And everything. A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Turtles.
Griffin Newman
Recently we covered that on Patreon.
Ben Hoss
That movie.
David Sims
Good movie.
Griffin Newman
Ben kind of swears by the. The Church of Bebop. And Roxanne, I don't know if you know this, but David has young twins, and I have taken to code naming them Bebop.
David Sims
Oh, that's funny.
Griffin Newman
And rock study. And I gave them Bebop and Rocks day toys for their birthday.
David Sims
Oh, nice. We're also working on a sequel to that.
Ben Hoss
Very excited.
David Sims
Coming along very well, I think.
Seth Rogen
And Helen, he participated.
Griffin Newman
Kellen Jetton, Woodrow White. Who. Who were two of the big designers. Yes, the movie.
David Sims
They did an amazing job.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, they were.
Seth Rogen
They participated in our art show.
David Sims
Oh, that's cool.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, they did a painting of Ben as the bunny kid from Gummo that I got for Ben's birthday. Kellen did that. It was very nice.
Ben Hoss
That's a fun movie.
David Sims
Do kids know Gummo?
Ben Hoss
They need to know Gumo.
Seth Rogen
We got to bring as much as I can.
Griffin Newman
Can we rescind all your plugs for your own project?
David Sims
I'm more than happy to 25.
Griffin Newman
The plug is watch gum.
David Sims
It's like. I mean, it's funny because it just like, it was a wild time in movies. Yeah. Like, and. And. And there wasn't so many movies that these things went under your radar, like, if you were. If you were clued into movies. I remember at this time feeling like no movie came out. I was unaware.
Ben Hoss
I completely.
David Sims
I never.
Griffin Newman
There was a mon.
Ben Hoss
Video store.
Griffin Newman
Right.
David Sims
And saw a movie I'd never heard.
Griffin Newman
And, like, Big lebowski wasn't an A24 movie. It was a failed attempt to make a mainstream.
Ben Hoss
All of these streamers who, you know, employ Seth sometimes. So we love them, but, you know, they, like, actively keep those movies from you because they're like, no, come on. You want one of these 40 movies, right?
Griffin Newman
Like, you know, don't you want to get electric?
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
Well, yeah.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben Hoss
All right. Come on, let's be.
Griffin Newman
Thank you for being here.
David Sims
My pleasure. This was great.
Ben Hoss
Seth, thank you so much for doing this podcast. You're. It's very silly of you.
David Sims
I'm just very happy to do this.
Griffin Newman
Ben, thank you for the White Russians. They be hitting.
Ben Hoss
Yeah, they did hit.
David Sims
They're perfect. They were wonderful.
Ben Hoss
They were well made to be a.
Griffin Newman
Good 1pm white Russian.
David Sims
Yeah, it's perfect.
Ben Hoss
And I'm going to go back to my family.
David Sims
Yeah, exactly.
Griffin Newman
Thank you all for listening. Please remember to rate, review and subscribe. Tune in next week for oh Brother.
Ben Hoss
Yeah, right. That's their follow up.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. This is perfect for them.
Ben Hoss
Nah, two years. It's not bad. Felt great movie.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. Our friend Emily St. James returned to the show.
Ben Hoss
Yep.
Griffin Newman
And as always, Seth, not to put you on the spot, but with this moment, this opportunity, is there anything you want to say? Perhaps any apologies you want to make to young Sammy Fable?
David Sims
Sorry. What? Sorry for what I did to your family. You bought him a nice camera. I apologize. I should never accept that.
Seth Rogen
Blank Check with Griffin and David is hosted by Griffin Newman and David Sims. Our executive producer is me, Ben Hoss. Our creative producer is Marie Barty Salinas, and our Associate producer is AJ McKeon. This show is mixed and edited by AJ McKeon and Alan Smithee. Research by JJ Burch. Our theme song is by Lane Montgomery in the Great American Novel with additional music by Alex Mitchell, artwork by Joe Bowen, Ollie Moss, and Pat Reynolds. Our production assistant is Minick. Special thanks to David Cho, Jordan Fish, and Nate Patterson for their production help. Head over to blankcheckpod.com for links to all of the real nerdy. Join our Patreon Blank Check special features for exclusive franchise commentaries and bonus episodes. Follow us on social at Blank checkpod. Subscribe to our weekly newsletter Checkbook on substack. This podcast is created and produced by Blank Check Productions.
Griffin Newman
Nope, nope, nope.
David Sims
Way out, way out west.
Griffin Newman
Let's see. Just want to take another look at you. I gotta. I gotta Jackson main my way into this.
David Sims
I like your style.
Griffin Newman
I like your style, dude. But then I feel like what am I get. I'm getting into something else here. Like your style, dude. I. I'm now re strategizing based on how short an amount of time I think I can sustain this voice. Okay.
This episode covers the Coen Brothers’ cult classic The Big Lebowski (1998) as part of Blank Check’s complete Coenography miniseries. Hosts Griffin Newman and David Sims are joined by director, actor, and comedy writer Seth Rogen for an in-depth—and frequently hilarious—discussion about the making, legacy, and strange alchemy of “the sloppiest podcast in New York City.” The episode explores the film’s enduring popularity, its initial critical and box office reception, connections to other stoner comedies, intersecting influences, and its profound resonance for writers, filmmakers, and weirdos everywhere.
Griffin: “What I like about the ‘And as’ is it’s not just the honorific… but it’s like we’re telling you this character is going to matter.” (03:09)
Griffin: “This movie has become the Wizard of Oz… every element now is well-established cultural shorthand.” (07:15)
David: “It is the weirdest cross-section between like an art film and incredibly mainstream silly comedy.” (119:08)
Ben: “This movie has like, kind of an art movie that has a mystical sense to it… you could watch it 100 times.” (119:00)
Ben: “The Coens… it’s based on dudes they know… anecdotes from these crusty Hollywood movie guys.” (54:00)
Seth: "That was very inspirational when we started writing Pineapple Express — you can sort of accumulate a bunch of ideas and create a narrative that allows you to bring them to life." (54:16)
Griffin: “The nihilists are kind of like broken... If you actually don't care about anything, what are you covering for? No one just naturally doesn't care about anything.” (138:12)
Seth Rogen: "I got the script for Big Lebowski because I wanted to see how those [overlapping] scenes were laid out… They are written exactly as performed in the movie to the half word." (41:15)
Seth: “We were so inspired by this movie… They actually, like, swear as much as we do when we talk… At the time that was crazy.” (83:46)
Seth: “What’s the number where they’ll always be a bigger problem they have to deal with? As long as there’s a more expensive movie going sideways, they’ll never get to us.” (94:39)
Seth: “I looked at [Goodman] as like, that’s evidence I could perhaps be a professional actor… My take on [Superbad’s Seth] was very much derivative of Walter. Like Teen Walter.” (141:33)
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