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Ben
Blank check with Griffin and David.
Griffin Newman
Blank check with Griffin and David. Don't know what to say or to expect. All you need to know is that the name of the shadow is Blackjack. We've lost our podcasts. Then they come back, and we don't even know what they mean. Now. It's hard to. I. I'm good at neither a South African nor an Australian accent.
David Sims
Okay.
Griffin Newman
It is hard to impersonate South African in a movie where everyone's speaking Australian and not just up both.
David Sims
Where are you getting South African?
Griffin Newman
Richard Chamberlain's character, is he South African? They say that in the movie.
David Sims
Wait, I missed that.
Griffin Newman
He says he's.
Ben David Grabinski
I caught that.
Griffin Newman
Thank you.
Ben David Grabinski
But I. I thought it was South American.
Griffin Newman
I think he says he's confused. I think he says he is of South Africa.
David Sims
Him.
Griffin Newman
I heard about his grandparents, like, when.
Ben David Grabinski
Oh, maybe he talks about his background, that there's some discussion of, like, family. I thought it was him, though, being born.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben David Grabinski
Elsewhere.
Ben
It's when he said diplomatic immunity.
Griffin Newman
Did I nail it? Did I. By melding the two accents together, did I nail it?
David Sims
Gonna go with no.
Griffin Newman
Did I nail it?
Ben David Grabinski
I'm seeing zero nail because I'm.
David Sims
Got a metal detector. You're sweeping around, like,
Ben
right now.
Griffin Newman
It feels like depot, fully stocked walls of nails.
Ben
On one end of the spectrum is your Arnold, and then on the other end of the spectrum is your Sandler in Hotel Transylvania, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, it's sort of in between.
Griffin Newman
Okay, you're saying. You're saying you think Sandler Transylvania is the best one I have.
Ben
It sounds like the guy.
Griffin Newman
Joseph Gordon Levitt's my best.
David Sims
Go ahead, you can do it again. Or don't.
Griffin Newman
Excuse me one moment.
Ben David Grabinski
What are you doing?
David Sims
Griffin is. He's got the. He's got the die.
Ben
Oh, man, I wish this is the first time. I wish it was a video podcast. I don't. But only in this exact moment. Just for that. Just for that.
Griffin Newman
This is my totem. My totem is a loaded die. Only I know the exact weight and balance of this die.
David Sims
You know that film is 16 years old.
Griffin Newman
Happy birthday.
David Sims
Which is crazy.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Because, you know, it feels like just yesterday I heard him say that for the first time. And it's not like he's had a bad career.
Griffin Newman
No.
David Sims
But when you watch that movie, you were like, right, this is it. He's about to be, you know, a big A lister. He's popping so hard in this.
Ben
The issue is, if you actually look at the landscape of theatrical movies, there's Not a lot that have like rotating sets where you're like a couple layers into a dream, which.
David Sims
Which is apparently what his best friend.
Ben
Yeah, they go around, they're like, you know, I'm just looking for a movie about dreams on a rotating.
David Sims
Are you now? You know, there is a state in Australia called South Australia. Are you sure he was not talking about being Australia? Well, how can I goog Google? There's not. Nothing came up. But I mean, that's not that surprising because this is a less well known.
Ben
Well, can we just look at the future Reddit column about this episode?
Griffin Newman
Yeah, let's do that.
David Sims
Imagine travel of being able to see the future Reddit posts but not being able to stop them.
Griffin Newman
It's the worst. That's a reboot of Early Edition. CBS is Early Edition. Every morning we get a notification of a Reddit door roasting us, but you can't see what the subject heading of the Reddit post is. And you're just like, how do I anticipate these criticisms?
Ben
I'm really glad we never reached a point where someone could say Philip K. Dick is too online, because that would be the short story or book he wrote. We're like, okay, man, I don't know if we needed that.
Griffin Newman
That is, that is a great point. That a lot of.
David Sims
Thank God he died before Twitter was invited.
Griffin Newman
That a lot of writers would have gotten dinged for being too online for writing the exact thing they wrote pre Internet. Like if you wrote fucking minority report in 2026, they'd be like, this is some fucking Twitter brained bullshit. You're so afraid of getting canceled. You wrote Minority.
David Sims
What if, what if the, the, the precogs went cancelled when they came out of the Little Milk Bath, right?
Ben
Well, when Matt, see when Matt Damon was in that movie, that is what it was going to be about. But then when it switched to Colin Farrell, they got rid of all the canceled stuff.
David Sims
Colin's so good in that.
Griffin Newman
Colin. Colin is good in that. I, I just love that. That's another classic Col zero memories of being on that set.
David Sims
Drunk as hell, mate. Spielberg mad at me and Cruz, everyone mad at me.
Griffin Newman
And also a thing we called out in that episode that I, I always think about just how different Hollywood was, what, 24 years ago. That, yeah, he was paid $2.5 million for that movie.
David Sims
That's called having a good agent.
Griffin Newman
Truly. But it was just like if we've decided you're the guy and you get one of the top five parts in a giant movie, we're giving you 2.5 no matter what. And then like 10 years later, Andrew Garfield assigned to play Spider man. And they're like, we're going to start you at 250k. You got a three movie contract, and by the end of it, you end up at one if you make three of them.
Ben
Well, there's all these movies in, like the 80s and 90s, and you'll see, oh, this person got 3.5 million and the budget was like 3.6. And you're like, where? How did they pay for the rest? And then they also shot it in Los Angeles for nine months.
Griffin Newman
And the person getting paid 3.5 million was George Kennedy. That if George Kennedy was available for 10 days, they were like, it's worth him being 92% of our budget.
David Sims
Can you do George Kennedy saying murder in Minority Report? Murder. Drebin.
Griffin Newman
I'm trying. Drebin.
David Sims
Another. Another. Another wet movie. And today we are here to take a bath.
Griffin Newman
Oh, Minority Report. I thought you were saying Naked Gun.
Ben
I'm like, really?
Griffin Newman
Let's have some splashing.
Ben
I'm genuinely upset that none of you commented on my renaming of our group chat about it.
David Sims
I was in a rush, but I was very into it.
Ben
Okay. Because I thought it was a pretty good joke. I thought it was like our Wet Bandits. As the group chat, talking about this movie, Ben.
Griffin Newman
Ben texted and just mid watch was, is it fair to say, producer Ben Hosley, a gentleman of many shades of many sides? Sometimes you're a dry guy.
Ben David Grabinski
That is true.
David Sims
But I've had my moments.
Ben David Grabinski
You've had dry eras.
Griffin Newman
You have, but you've been this weekend.
Ben
You are a drop guy. Because we watch Drop Zone on vhs.
David Sims
Sure.
Ben David Grabinski
Well, that's kind of more of an air guy.
Griffin Newman
You had a bad boy weekend and not a bad boy records weekend. I just feel like your weekend had your weekend hang. Seemed to have a. A whiff of being bad.
Ben David Grabinski
It was a throwback.
Griffin Newman
It was a throwback.
Ben David Grabinski
Ben, David and I got Korean barbecue and then we head back to his.
Ben
And then we drank tea. And then we watched Drop Zone on vhs. No.
Ben David Grabinski
We drank some dang beers and had maybe a couple of JMOs.
David Sims
What? You silly guys.
Griffin Newman
Maybe unconfirmed.
David Sims
Right, right. Reports are surface.
Griffin Newman
But I was going to say that you have been known to value what you would dub a slick flick.
Ben David Grabinski
Absolutely.
Griffin Newman
A wet motion picture.
David Sims
A splishy.
Griffin Newman
A splashy. A splishy splashy. Sometimes you go Bobby Darren mode when you're sitting down at the cinema.
David Sims
Only so many movies where it rains inside you know, this is the thing. There's lots of movies where it's like, oh, you're on the ocean. Oh, you know, there's a big storm, but it rains inside. In this movie many times.
Griffin Newman
It also waters.
Ben David Grabinski
Like the villain.
Griffin Newman
Water's the villain.
David Sims
Kind of just. It's sort of just the theme. Like, beyond that, it's kind of water
Griffin Newman
and colonialism, I'd say, are the two.
David Sims
There's a little of that too. But I mean, like, it's like you're like the last wave and you're like, oh, okay, so is this like a metaphorical wave? And they're like, well, no, actually, if
Griffin Newman
you think about it, this is what I love. I love. I had this thought like 10 minutes into the mo. I love a title that is both metaphorical and not at all. I love when there's a title where you're like, last wave. Is it maybe just about, like, cultural tides changing and you're like, something's changing.
David Sims
Exactly is.
Griffin Newman
But also.
David Sims
But also right at the end, we are going to show you a big.
Griffin Newman
The last shot's one of the biggest waves you've ever seen.
Ben
But also, almost every movie that has the word last in the title is great. But then there's like two or three that are terrible. But that's the thing I've been thinking about.
Griffin Newman
Okay, let's. Let's make this list.
Ben
Oh, I started making a list on the train here and then stopped because I kept seeing Last Stand, so it was like going through them, but I. But there was like a list I like. There's like 20 really good movies.
Griffin Newman
That's one of the best.
David Sims
Oh, so good.
Ben
I mean, we should definitely re litigate Last Jedi, which I think is a masterpiece, so I can alienate everyone who doesn't like it.
Griffin Newman
We all agree this is. This is safe space. By safe space, I mean a room full of people who are smart and correct.
Ben
Yeah, I know, but the. But I was like, going over it and I was like, there are so many good movies that.
David Sims
Yeah, the Last X is a pretty strong start. Let me see. I'm going to.
Griffin Newman
As you're looking this up, I just.
David Sims
Just typing it.
Ben
But there is one movie I saw only one time and really did not like and maybe it's really great, but the Last Kiss, I think the Last Duel.
David Sims
The Last Kiss is one of the worst fucking movies I ever.
Griffin Newman
That's all.
David Sims
Yes. Yeah. So goddamn bad.
Griffin Newman
And that's a Goldwyn picture.
David Sims
This one is such a, you know,
Ben
such a bonding thing between you and me, because I had, like, weeks of being mad about last, but it's like,
David Sims
it's crazy that I'm mad about. I saw it in college. Like, you think I could have gotten over it? It's probably like a 100 minutes long. Like, you know, it didn't. Didn't end the world when it came out, but I walked out being like.
Griffin Newman
That was. It's 100 minutes long. And of those 100 minutes, 80 minutes are Casey Affleck with a beer being like, you know, marriage is tough.
David Sims
He is in it. But I was 104 minutes.
Ben
So I was in college.
David Sims
Come on, you got to whittle that down.
Ben
I have to admit that I was, like, a severe Garden State guy where, like, I saw it.
David Sims
How old are you been, David? And we should introduce the podcast.
Ben
I'm 42.
Griffin Newman
I also set up a thread that
Ben
I will need to 43 when this comes out. Okay, well, I'm just 42.
Griffin Newman
I'm going to call you 37 when this comes out.
David Sims
Yeah, I. Am I going to be 40, I think.
Griffin Newman
Still shorter?
David Sims
No, still 39. Phew. But as someone who's a little older than me, I think that's a little embarrassing. So. But it's fine.
Ben
So it came out and I was like, I don't know, 20. And I saw it and made me cry. And then all the. All the faucets turn on, and then
David Sims
you can't cry, but they can.
Ben
Cute girl came over and we got really stone and listened to the soundtrack on repeat for hours, talking about the movie on cd. I mean, it felt really important at the time. I'm. Like, the symmetrical framing, it just captures what it's like to be 20.
David Sims
If there's one thing that movie has to offer you, it is quite a lot of framing.
Ben
I. So I've not seen it since then. So I will, because I'm. I'm sure. I'm sure that I will have some more complicated feelings.
David Sims
The Last of the Mohicans. The Last Samurai. Not so good. Go ahead.
Griffin Newman
We're setting up too many threads simultaneously.
Ben
Last of the Mohicans is a masterpiece.
Ben David Grabinski
I also love Garden State from the state of New Jersey.
Griffin Newman
When's the last time you watched it?
Ben David Grabinski
It's been a while.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben David Grabinski
But yeah, similarly, it was like we were like, in the pocket. You ever yell at a dump a hole.
David Sims
They yell into a big hole.
Griffin Newman
They yell on top of a dumpster into a hole.
Ben
Have you ever gone to New Jersey with Griffin and then got stranded there and we had to take A cat.
Griffin Newman
That's a whole other conversation.
David Sims
I'm pretty sure that all of you were part of that misadventure. That was a real classic. David's getting texts from multiple people about going down.
Griffin Newman
Can I please read Ben's text?
David Sims
Yeah, of course. The Last Castle. Kind of.
Ben
Meh.
Griffin Newman
11:43am Y', all. This movie wet as hell. I just needed to get that out. I've been trying to say that for 10 minutes.
David Sims
So sorry y'.
Griffin Newman
All. This movie, wet as hell.
David Sims
Transformers, the Last Knight. Are we counting that one? Not one of the better ones.
Griffin Newman
It's interesting how solidly in the middle, but that's by Transformers Swing between that and Age of Extinction of like, which one is more engagingly deranged?
Ben
Well, the last.
David Sims
I think that one's more engaging.
Ben
Mark Wahlberg being revealed as the last night of the round table. And also a Anthony Hopkins dying and a robot saying, of all the men I've ever served, you were the coolest.
Griffin Newman
First of all, spoiler. Secondly, that's not just a robot. That is Cogman. Anthony Hopkins, human sized robot butler that does not transform, played by Jim Carter and is a self identified sociopath.
David Sims
Yes. Who also sings opera.
Griffin Newman
Which he says before he takes living fish and beats them on the ground on the like grid of a submarine into submission so he can eat them.
Ben
Okay, last night sort of forgot about that part. Has a sequence that no human being alive, including Michael Bay or anyone who worked on it, can tell me where it takes place. There's a scene where they like take a ship up into the sky, but then crash land in the sky in what looks like Iceland.
Griffin Newman
Oh, I can tell you where that takes place in my wildest dreams.
Ben
Well, it's, it's wonderful, but it's my best imagination. They like crash land in the sky on Earth and then get up to race away from it to come back down to Earth. And I can't figure it out.
David Sims
Ben showing Griffin something important.
Griffin Newman
South America. I was trying to queue it up on the Criterion app and Ben got it before I did.
David Sims
He was born there. I see.
Griffin Newman
Bridget Chamberlain is born in South America.
Ben
Do we delete 49 minutes of us discussing it?
Griffin Newman
No, it's all in.
Ben
Leave it in. I feel so much better because I'm like, I've seen this movie a lot and I don't remember.
David Sims
You are going to the most like views of this movie on my of my letterbox friends, very few people have seen this movie total times.
Griffin Newman
And I told you we're finally doing weird. Knew you Had a new movie coming out. It was a time to get you back on, and I feel like this was immediately. You said I would do anything. I basically would be happy to do any Weir episode. But your passion for this one punched through really quick.
David Sims
Well, especially since it's less requested. It's less.
Ben
There's two Weirs in pop culture that really, really matter to me, obviously. Peter Weir. Second Lindsey Weir.
Griffin Newman
Lindsay weird. We met a couple. Lindsay Weird.
Ben
Probably love all the Weirs equally, actually. Maybe the dad the most.
Griffin Newman
Sam. You're not a Sam guy.
Ben
I mean, Sam for life, but the dad, I mean. Comedy legacy.
Griffin Newman
Yes. What's.
David Sims
It was the worst 15 I ever spent. Whatever he says about losing his virginity,
Ben
it's just so funny.
Griffin Newman
My favorite is the episode where he's trying to get them invested in the idea of family game night because the Weirs need to spend more time together. And he keeps on trying to convince them that the card game pits. Really exciting. And at the end, Becky Ann Baker convinces him to, like, loosen his grip and let them live their own lives. And then she's like, okay, well, let's finish the game. And he goes, I don't want to play this. It's a terrible game.
David Sims
Joe Flaherty is. I mean. I mean, rip. He died pretty recently.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Money in the goddamn space.
Griffin Newman
Him being angry about anything.
Ben
So in October, I was doing this thing where I would, like, watch these YouTube blocks of, like, horror programming, and they would. There's a bunch of these where they find, like, all these anthology shows, sort of like Tales from the Crypt that you've never heard of. And they have an episode and they'd be, like, written by Andrew Kevin Walker and crazy. And I'd sent you one where it was this horror show hosted by Joe Flaherty. And then it was an episode all about Catherine o' Hara being a nun who, if she fell in love with someone, they would, like, blow up. And I forgetting the details, he had
Griffin Newman
a character called Count Floyd on sctv.
David Sims
He's iconic. That's why he dresses up as a vampire.
Ben
Right?
Griffin Newman
That was his local. Exactly. And then on the Ed Grimley cartoon show, which listeners might be astonished to hear.
David Sims
I'm sorry, Griff, there are no more listeners on this episode. They rode the wave out of here. 10 minutes. I'm hearing a flat line. Yeah, just.
Griffin Newman
That's a thing that young Griffin Newman,
David Sims
hyper fixated on the graph, is just a double Griffin.
Ben
Is it possible that I had a lunchbox of the Grimley cartoon? Did that exist?
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben
Or is that. Just some weird memory I have probably.
Griffin Newman
There was merch. There's talking at Grimley dolls that are in the animation style. But. But Count Floyd would appear in live action segments. They would cut to Count Floyd on Ed Grimley's tv. So conflict was very important in my childhood.
David Sims
I mean, that's just the kind of statement that only Griffin Newman would make these days. But I completely believe it.
Griffin Newman
Well, because free speech is illegal, so
David Sims
you're not allowed to talk about CTV anymore because of the tariffs.
Ben
I didn't know that there was a Live Action Grimly. I had known the cartoon.
Griffin Newman
That was my introduction as well.
Ben
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
And I. I got very confused between animated at Grimley and Live Action Pee Wee Herman because they both had cowlick.
Ben
Okay, well, what about the Ace cartoon?
David Sims
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Griffin Newman
With Griffin and David. That's a whole other conversation about how in 1994, Jim Carrey had $300 million domestic grocers, and by 1996, all three were converted into Saturday morning cartoons on rival networks.
Ben
You actually just set up a perfect transition of a thing, I have to admit. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
I still haven't introduced the pod, by the way.
Ben
So last time I was on the show, we all agreed that I would not come back until you're doing a Tom Shadiak series. And I was gonna do Dragonfly.
Griffin Newman
I had originally promised that if we. The podcast made it to 10 years, we would cover Tom Shadiac. And this, of course, is the 11th year of the podcast, and I want to promise that we will do it on year 20.
Ben
Well, I wasn't sure what we were doing today, and I texted you for clarity, and you didn't respond, so I watched both of these to prepare.
Griffin Newman
You also watch Dragon.
Ben
I watched Dragonfly yesterday, and I prepared a bunch of talking points in case we want to get into.
David Sims
Isn't Dragonfly one of those movies that's very hard to like? It doesn't exist.
Griffin Newman
Universal.
Ben
There was a. I rented it on itunes yesterday and watched it and took notes.
Griffin Newman
Universal has been doing a thing I really appreciate on their, like, home entertainment channel. Once a month, they do a grid post that is new to digital, and it is. Here are 20 movies that have been out of circulation that we're proud to tell you are now rentable on digital platforms. And mostly it's like 30s, 40s program stuff, but they finally got Dragonfly in the grid.
David Sims
You.
Griffin Newman
You just.
David Sims
You. That was how it was impossible to watch.
Griffin Newman
Timing helped you with this bit, because three weeks ago, this bit would have been impossible.
David Sims
I Have something to say about Dragonfly? Or is it Frequency? Fuck, I can't remember.
Ben
It's probably Frequency, what I have to say about Dragonfly. So it's about Dr. Joe Darrow, played by Kevin Costner, and his wife dies because she's on a bus filled with school kids that drives off a cliff into a lake and they all drown.
Griffin Newman
Okay. And you can communicate with them.
Ben
Where was Superman?
Griffin Newman
Well, this is the problem. He told Superman this.
David Sims
Okay, I take. I. I'm just going to make my point and then we're going to introduce our guest. I just rewatched the Michael Haneke film the Piano Teacher.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
David Sims
Because I'm watching all of my discs that I bought, and I bought that Umbrella set.
Griffin Newman
You bought the Umbrella, not the Curzon?
David Sims
Correct.
Griffin Newman
Interesting.
David Sims
What happened?
Griffin Newman
Okay.
David Sims
And, like, I bought it a while. It's very, very good. Very well. Very well done.
Griffin Newman
I've been struggling to figure out which is the one to buy.
David Sims
They both seem good to me. I don't know.
Griffin Newman
Hate to get it wrong.
David Sims
There's a scene in the Piano Teacher where Isabel Upel is sitting, like, at a cafe or whatever, and there is a poster for the movie Frequency behind her. And I was like, that's so weird. In this, like, dour fucking movie about this woman who's like, kind of sadomasochistic relationship. It's like, oh, yeah, Frequency, whatever. But Frequency is not Dragonfly. But they are both about, like, communicating across sort of a mystical barrier, you know?
Griffin Newman
Right.
David Sims
Similar idea.
Griffin Newman
Frequency is like CB radio, Field of Dreams. Like Jim Caviezel, Talk to your dead dad.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
It's Caviezel on campus.
Ben
Time travel.
David Sims
Right. Yes. And Dragonfly is near death. Experiences the doctor.
Ben
Yeah. So just so he doesn't believe in the afterlife. And they bring this person who OD'd in a way to try to kill themselves into the emergency room after his wife dies. And he says, I'm only interested in saving people who want to live. So this person gets sent to another doctor. He talks to her and she gets really upset, saying, why'd you bring me back? And he said, because there's no heaven and there's no afterlife. This is it. So you shouldn't kill yourself. And then he ends up believing in the afterlife.
David Sims
That's the big spoiler, you, Costner.
Ben
And also, I'm very sorry for interrupting you, David. From now on, I'm like Michael Douglas at the end of traffic. I'm here to listen.
David Sims
Is that what he says in traffic?
Griffin Newman
I. I consider and concede for the first time that maybe drugs are bad. What is he listening to?
David Sims
It's because his daughter's like, hey.
Ben
Well, it's because Harrison Ford was interested and they added a bunch of scenes to that character. And then Harrison Ford decided not to do.
Griffin Newman
But he's like a really aggressive.
David Sims
The kind of movie that his viewers wanted.
Griffin Newman
Is he de agent?
David Sims
He's the drug czar.
Griffin Newman
Right.
David Sims
The idea in Traffic is that he has been appointed drug czar and we're on drugs. And then it turns out his daughter is a heroin addict.
Griffin Newman
So is he, like, listening to, I think light.
Ben
No, he's at her drug. He comes to her, like her AA or. Or whatever it is.
David Sims
Okay.
Griffin Newman
Right.
Ben
He's.
Griffin Newman
He's understanding the human struggle within a thing that he is viewed as I recently read memoir. Congrats.
David Sims
Yeah. And obviously, one of the more interesting things about Ed's Wick is the two Oscar nominations he got were for producing movies that other people directed.
Griffin Newman
So it's Shakespeare in Love and Traffic.
David Sims
Traffic, right.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
I mean, he may have gotten other. I think those are his only two nominees.
Griffin Newman
I think so. And he won. He has an Oscar.
David Sims
He sure does. And he talks about that for Best Shakespeare in Love. But it. So he has to devote chapters to those movies that he did not make. And he's.
Ben
You know, it's.
David Sims
It's interesting. Anyway, he talks about Traffic and. Yeah, apparently Ford at a certain point just sent a message being like, my fans don't want me in a movie like this right now.
Ben
That's just get off that heroin.
Griffin Newman
That's Harrison Ford telling someone to kick their habit. This is Blank Check with Griffin and David. I am Griffin. I'm David. A podcast about filmographies. Directors who have massive success early on in their careers and are given a series of blank checks to make whatever crazy passion projects they want. And sometimes those checks clear. And sometimes they bounce, baby. Sometimes they hate you like a giant fucking wave.
David Sims
Sploosh.
Griffin Newman
Sploosh. Indeed. This is a miniseries on the films of Peter Weir. I regret to inform you the miniseries is titled Podnik at Hanging Cast because I was overruled on.
David Sims
Every week he complains.
Griffin Newman
Podster and Castmander, the pod side of the cast.
David Sims
Has one guest agreed with you so far?
Ben
This guest doesn't.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, every guest is like, not yet.
David Sims
Not yet.
Griffin Newman
Today. Joining us, returning to the show, a dear friend to talk about the Last Wave. He is the writer and director of the new just about to be released. Recently released.
Ben
That's actually the funniest thing about this is by the time this comes out, March 22, it will have already been at south by, and it'll have reviews and it'll be about to come out. And I don't know how that's going to go. I bet it goes so good. But it's going to be. But I. The last movie I made was supposed to premiere at Tribeca 2020.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Ben
And good year. Interesting things happen. Yeah. So I am, like, psychologically incapable of counting on anything having happening between now and when this drops. But let's just assume it all worked out and it was great.
Griffin Newman
Ben David, nothing to worry about because everything at this present moment, the first week of February 2026, has been normal, coming off a normal January. And I can't see any scenario in which things would get crazier.
Ben
The news is great. Nothing bad is happening right now at all.
Griffin Newman
I love just watching the news and relaxing and unwinding at the end of a long day. But if you're looking to get amped up and have a good time, you can watch Mike and Nick and Nick
Ben
and Alice on Hulu and Disney plus.
Griffin Newman
And Disney plus.
Ben
The main thing that matters is someday we're going to find out what Sims thinks of all the Gilmore Girls references in it.
Griffin Newman
I mean, you have yet to see the picture.
David Sims
I have not yet seen it.
Griffin Newman
I want it hostly and I have seen it twice. It has a tremendous amount of Gilmore Girls content.
Ben
That's a spoiler.
David Sims
Thematically interwoven, as I think Ben David knows, I'm a. A very, very, very deeply devoted fan of the television show Gilmore Girls. I've written about it quite floridly. Once on a date, a girl that I was on a date with realized that I was the David Simmons of the A.V. club, not a celebrity. To be clear. She was like, oh, right. And then she was like, wait, did you write that Gilmore Girls thing? And I was like, huh? And then she called it up and started, like, reading it to me, being like, I can't believe a boy wrote this. Not in a bad way. She was sort of. She was positive. But she was also like, this is crazy.
Griffin Newman
That's like the When Harry Met Sally scene back then. Carrie Fisher quotes Bruno Kirby to him. Yes. And he's like, I wrote that New York Magazine. Yeah.
David Sims
I mean, this is pretty sexy.
Griffin Newman
I never quote articles.
David Sims
It's a good scene. Yeah. Didn't work out. But great, great, great moment. Back then, Gilmore Girls, you know, people, people lived in the shadows. Our guest today considering it great art.
Griffin Newman
Now we know it. David Grabinski, AKA a joke we somehow didn't call out in your previous episode. Ben David Griffinski. Your name already contains two out of the three of us, and it requires very few letters to make it all three.
Ben
If I remember correctly, it was a different time because I lived in Los Angeles then and I live in New York now, so it feels like lifetimes ago. I think it was hours into it when someone said, wait, your name's Ben David? And we keep saying Ben and David. This might be confusing.
Griffin Newman
Yes, yes. When I say you on the podcast, it sometimes gets.
David Sims
Are you named for multiple people? Is that the great question?
Ben
I think, like, in the same way that you guys. That we had a John. We had a passion about John Travolta on the podcast that ended up happening in a whole other podcast where it was almost like verbatim. And I was like, I feel like I've heard this conversation somewhere. And I realized, like, we had had it. I bet you this was ass last time.
David Sims
It may have been.
Ben
I'm sorry, but if it wasn't. Yeah, I was named Ben David. I was born on Lincoln's birthday in Lincoln, Nebraska, and my parents were gonna name me Abe. And when they were sleep deprived, someone thought, that's kind of weird. So we're gonna name him be. And there was never any reasoning given beyond no justification. My 42 years on the plane pivot
David Sims
off of Abe, let's find something normal. And they kind of crashed. Two normal names.
Ben
There's been no explanation ever. That was just an impulsive thing someone thought of.
David Sims
So your birthday is in a week or so. If you were born in Abraham Lincoln's birthday, which is, of course, February 12th.
Griffin Newman
Excuse me. Ben David and I, our birthdays are exactly one week apart, and we're very close.
Ben
All right?
Griffin Newman
So I got, like, when Marie sits at that desk, it is the desk that is closest to me and reserved for the person whose birthday is closest to mine.
Ben
All right, so last year, Griffin, I had a joint birthday party.
Griffin Newman
We did.
Ben
And then the bartender made a very special, elaborate drink. Let the birthday boy, the great Tom
Griffin Newman
Wolfson, who's a loyal, longtime blankie and guy was amazing. Sunken Harbor Club in New York City. One of our favorite bars, if not our number one favorite bar.
Ben David Grabinski
One of the great tiki bars in New York City.
Griffin Newman
It's incredible. It's a wonderful place. And it's. It's a. It's a tiki bar minus all problematic elements. Yeah, it is a thing I want
David Sims
to actually communicate really more of a, like, nautical bar.
Ben
It is, right?
David Sims
Like, it's like an undersea bar.
Griffin Newman
Tiki style drinks in basically what feels like 20,000 leagues under the sea. It's like old British crusty men. It's closer to a master and commander bar.
Ben David Grabinski
Now, listeners might be surprised to learn that part of the deal with some of the drinks.
David Sims
There's a little performance.
Griffin Newman
There's some performance. There's sugar, there's lights, there's music. The place feels like a high end kind of Disney attraction.
Ben David Grabinski
It's like a theme park.
Griffin Newman
You feel like you're underwater and that you hear the waves rustling.
Ben David Grabinski
Shocking that Griffin Newman would gravitate to her.
David Sims
I know that this is his favorite.
Griffin Newman
We share many common interests. I should mention Ben David's other major credits, of course. Scott Pilgrim takes off the film happily. And most importantly, founding member of the historic group text, the 40x club, which, despite Sims jokes, is not a sausage party. And in fact, we are the comfortable male identifying minority in the group Text. This is. The 40x club is a matriarchy.
Ben
Wait, is 40% of the 40x group men? I think that's true.
Griffin Newman
Correct.
Ben
All right, anyway, we got to get to the punchline of this thing.
David Sims
I've ever accused 40x of being too male.
Griffin Newman
I called out the 40x club and you went, oh, Bet there was a lot of women in that group.
David Sims
Sounds like a great gag by me.
Griffin Newman
This group text has binders full of women. Three.
David Sims
Three binders.
Griffin Newman
Sunken Harbor Club. Tom Wolfson sets us up. A gentleman and a scholar. I will let you now deliver the punchline.
Ben
So at some point, they're like, well, here's the birthday boy. He calls me over and there's birthday boys, plural, but only one. And you can explain what happened.
Griffin Newman
He hands me an envelope with, like, a red light keychain to locate a hidden message that I then say out loud to the bartender. And then I believe they start playing the. The Lalo Shiffrin music. Do an entire act out of being suspicious and trying to, like, sneak around the bar and then, like, construct something and light it on fire and hand it to me with, like, a lot of pomp and circumstance. And I go like, did you just fucking see that? How fucking cool is that? We get, like a mission impossible drink for our birthday. You should go up and order it. And I hand you the envelope and I'm like, here's the password. And then what happens?
Ben
And the guy's like, oh, we only plan one because it's his birthday.
Griffin Newman
We have exactly one amount of money,
Ben
and I have an IMF tattoo. I ran a Mission Impossible 2 website in high school, and I didn't get the Mission Impossible drink. So I think the great thing about New York is it's just humbling, you know, ever since I moved here, every single situation just, you know, they're like, you don't get a Mission Impossible drink. And I'm like, well, that's good.
Griffin Newman
It's also funny that the left side of your tattoo is part one and the right side of your tattoo is something different.
Ben
This is the final tattoo.
Griffin Newman
It just is like, nope. Nobody was always supposed to be this design.
David Sims
I think we should.
Ben
We have one more thing about tiki bars. So, you know, is it Trader Sam's at Disneyland?
Griffin Newman
Correct.
Ben
I was watching for the first time recently the Eddie Murphy Haunted Mansion.
Griffin Newman
Oh, yeah. Not a good film.
Ben
They shoot a scene in Trading Sam's.
Griffin Newman
Yes. It had just opened.
Ben
It's kind of overlit.
Griffin Newman
It is. That whole movie, I would say, is overlit for a haunted house comedy.
David Sims
Well, Rob Minkov, you know, he was a cartoon director, so.
Ben
Yeah.
David Sims
Had a big light on the cartoons as you drew them, maybe. And he never learned his lesson.
Griffin Newman
Sims, that's an incredible insight. You're right.
David Sims
I say that in, like, you can't. An academic setting.
Griffin Newman
And someone's like, why are these draw in the dark? So animators don't know how to shoot live action other than to just.
David Sims
Hey, it's me, David Sims. I'm here to teach film 101. Why is the haunted movie dimension over lit? I don't know. Cartoonists need big lights to see all the cartoons.
Griffin Newman
They draw mink off on set with a big bullhorn. I need 80 more desk lamps.
David Sims
Can't see everything.
Griffin Newman
Pointing desk lamps at Eddie Murphy's head.
Ben
That movie ends with a Nelly song that samples the theme from People's Court.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Sounds pretty good.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Who else is in the Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy?
Griffin Newman
Well, there's one slam dunk piece of casting, which is Terence Stamp as a creepy butler. Like, as a ghost butler.
David Sims
Okay.
Griffin Newman
And then Wallace Shrek Sean is like a creepy horseman.
David Sims
Wallace Carriageman Wallace. Sean is indeed. It seems maybe third build, which. I love the guy.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Maybe you're in trouble if. If. If he's that high up on the call sheet.
Griffin Newman
But he's Evers and Evers royalty. He's trying to sell the haunted mansion. He and his family have to stay there for a night. So most of it is his wife and his two children. Marsha Thompson. Is that maybe the name of the
Ben
actress so you want a great transition. Marcia Thomas.
Griffin Newman
There we go.
Ben
From Lost, which clearly was inspired by Fearless.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
By Peter Weir. We're making it weird today. Today we're talking about the Last Wave, Peter Weir's third film. What is interesting about Peter Weir's career versus many other directors we've covered is, like, these three films kind of come out as, like, one movement of expression. Right. Like, he's sort of just like.
David Sims
Yeah, they sort of. All right, they. It's not like it happens simultaneously, but he. Right. He set several balls rolling and so when it's not like he did the last. We'll talk about it. But, like, he did the Last Wave based off of his success of Picnic and Hanging Rock. It was already, well, in motion by the time Picnic was in post production.
Griffin Newman
Right. The success of Picnic got him a little extra money for this. But, yeah, these three films just sort of, like, started rolling at the same time and then come out in very short. Secession.
David Sims
Certainly true. And it. I guess it's sort of the breadth of. I mean, Gallipoli is probably the big thing for him, but, like. And you're living dangerously. But, like, the breadth of, like, genres, moods, tones that he's showing here. If I'm in Hollywood, I'm kind of like, this guy feels like he could do a lot of stuff.
Griffin Newman
Like, a lot of.
David Sims
A lot of them on anything.
Griffin Newman
Our favorite types of directors to cover. Talk about, like, early in your career, you start to strategize, how do I not get pigeonholed into to be in one thing? How do I prove that I can make all different types of movies? A lot of careers go astray when someone is like, I want to prove that I can make this kind of thing. And then their second film abandons everything, their first film does well and their career stumbles. But Peter Weir kind of has the perfect version of it where the first three movies, he's like, here's a tapestry. Let me work.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
When did you see the Last Wave for the first time? Ben David Garanski?
David Sims
Because for me, it's a couple nights ago. Yeah.
Ben
You hadn't seen it before. No, I mean, I respect that.
Griffin Newman
You said that very dismissively.
Ben
No, no, no.
David Sims
I. I simply had not. I don't know what to tell you.
Ben
So, like, Weir is one of my guys, and based on actually what you just talked about, it was like a real accidental thing. Right. Like, three movies as a kid, that meant everything to me, but I didn't know, like, what directors were. Besides, like, everyone knew who Tim Burton was. And like Spielberg. But I seen Dead Poet Society, which I fucking loved in school. They show me Gallipoli, which traumatized me, and I just watched it two days ago and it made me cry so hard I almost vomited.
David Sims
Things didn't go great in Gallipoli, but Gallipoli has.
Ben
I think it is maybe the saddest movie ever. It. I. I was like. I got so upset. I was like an adult, and I cried so hard I almost puked.
Griffin Newman
Ben David knows me well enough that he texted the other night. I advise you to not watch Gallipoli right before record recording because I think the ending will leave you in a bad mood. I was like, oh, good night. Before.
David Sims
It ends with someone just staring into the camera being like, Griffin Newman. By the way, that guy sucks bad at podcasting.
Ben
Anyway, roll the credit.
Griffin Newman
Who the wrote this?
Ben
The end of the movie.
Griffin Newman
Chandler's character. From Early Edition. They got post from our Reddit.
Ben
The end of the movie is Mel Gibson looking at the camera and saying, griffin Newman's Arnold impression is terrible.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. And I'm like, I'm not gonna fight you on that.
David Sims
It wasn't arguing. It wasn't.
Griffin Newman
Feels like a weir, your platform.
Ben
But the other movie was Witness, which I saw on TV with commercials on, like, KUTP 45. And as a kid, like, you know, Raiders and Han Solo, like, that was your shit. And I watched Witness, and I'm like, this is the greatest thing ever.
David Sims
Correct. Correct.
Ben
Reaction. And the. But also just that it. I never seen anything like it because it's like you think you're watching, like, a cop movie, but you're also watching this unbelievable, sad love story and, like, this introduction of the world of the Amish, and I'm like, this is like, the greatest movie ever. So, like, these three movies that I really like, and I have no idea, like, they're the same guy until I'm, you know, like in my late teens or whatever. And then the. I say Truman. I was obsessed with Truman Show. Like, I had the score on CD and I would, like, listen to it all the time. But what happened? The reason I got into this movie is very dumb and weird, but, like, Garden State, but in a different way. My freshman year of college, I saw Donnie Darko, and I was so into it. And the thing I couldn't put a finger on was, like, the vibe of, like, the world is ending. And this is melancholy, but it's also not devastating. It's sort of like this slow crawl where, like, a lead character sort of feeling like the world around him is like, reaching the end, but also the
Griffin Newman
world around him is, like, revealing itself. It's explaining what he maybe had always kind of felt and couldn't put his finger on.
Ben
And I did this thing back then that was very formative for me, which is, if I really liked a movie, I tried to figure out what inspired the director, which is how I ended up becoming such a huge Demi fan, was because PT Wouldn't stop talking about him. And there was an interview with Richard Kelly where he mentioned the Last Wave. And I'm like, what the fuck is the Last Wave? So I got it from Netflix DVD mailed to me, and I watched it, and it fucked me up. And I hadn't seen Twin Peaks yet. I think I watched Twin Peaks for the first time, actually, right after that, and I hadn't seen a ton of lynch. And there was a mood to it that felt very singular. And now I've realized that there's a few masters of it, but that thing of just the mounting dread, the reality and the things you're imagining or your dreams kind of bleeding into each other, and it just really clicked for me. And I think I realized later my love of both of those movies at the time and now is actually partially let's Get Weird is connected to, like, growing up super Christian. Like, I was. I went to, like, a Christian school from, like, age 5 to, like, 12 and went to way too much church and, like, Baptist church. And they made you feel 24 7, like the world was going to end at any moment. And if you're not saved, you're fucked. So it's like, you need to, like, become a Christian before the Rapture and the end times are real and all this stuff. And I think I grew up really genuinely thinking that the world was going to end because of that omnipresent feeling.
Griffin Newman
It is wild that that's a thing.
Ben
Yeah, it's, like, where I would have, like, nightmares thinking I was gonna wake up and all my friends would be gone and I was, like, alone.
David Sims
Instead, you should just tell your kids, like, I don't know, be nice to each other.
Griffin Newman
Almost all forms of Christianity have some underpinning of, like, and if the apocalypse happens tomorrow, it'd actually be good news.
David Sims
I. I would disagree with that. I would say most forms of Christianity do not. I would say it's the more. Well, the more kind of like, we really read the book and everything in it is true. Types that are like, no, no, no, no, no. Like, the world's got to end for to be really good.
Ben
Well, what.
David Sims
A lot of the blander Christianity is more in the realm of, like, be nice to each other, you know, and
Griffin Newman
that's the stuff I like.
David Sims
Right. You know, not. Not to defend Christianity, which is bad.
Griffin Newman
No, no.
David Sims
You love it. Sure, I love it.
Ben
Well, I was. I'd say. I think that there's something very escapist for me about movies about the end of the world. They're not like, like, you know, Judeo Christian, where it's about, like, this separate thing where you can enjoy it and then it's not like a callback to some kind of weird childhood, like, trauma about that stuff.
Griffin Newman
I also think this movie is kind of about the, like, peeling back of
Ben
a
Griffin Newman
Judeo Christian societal structure that was imposed upon a stolen land. You know, like part of it is this white guy, South American in origin, I guess so who's kind of.
David Sims
He was at least born there. Maybe he's the son of a diplomat or something. Right.
Griffin Newman
Like, it's not Contestant, now that we know, he certainly was born there. I've never been wrong on this podcast once.
David Sims
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Griffin Newman
Never.
David Sims
Certainly not.
Griffin Newman
And I want to make this clear anytime I've been wrong. I am reading verbatim from the dossiers of J.J. right. It's all his fall, who will never be fired, but will always take the fall. No, but that. That. It's sort of him, like, recognizing that. That there has been a suppression of the rules of the land and the world and life that this Judeo Christian movement placed themselves on top of and have been, like, smothering. Right. It's like him peeling back the layers to, like, what the fuck is actually going on here.
David Sims
It's definitely a.
Griffin Newman
Right.
David Sims
It's a little bit about whatever's up with his bland ass as well as the wider, you know, implications of colonialism and. And the arrival of white people in this country that is not their own totally chill arrival. Right. With no issues. And then possibly, yes. Like, I mean, I think Peter Weir just loves the idea of, like, what if this, like, really prosaic, really, by the numbers guy had to believe in Kaitlyn Crow of magic? You know, like. Like, you know, had to confront the
Griffin Newman
supernatural, as he put it. The whole hook for him on this movie was like, what if a pragmatist experiences a premonition? Like, that was the core animating idea
David Sims
and was supposed to kind of think, like, start thinking, like, is that. Was that real? That wasn't just a weird dream.
Griffin Newman
But I think there's something to what you're saying of like, you know, white people showing up, not just wanting to like reap the riches of the land and massacre the people and claim everything for their own, but also be like. And by the way, we come from our country where we cracked society. We understand how everything works. Here's the system. Everyone conform to us now. And the indigenous people of whatever country they have taken over hostilely are sort of forced to figure out how they exist in relation to that being the dominant societal structure.
Ben
It's very similar to the movie Dragonfly.
Griffin Newman
It's very similar to the movie Dragonfly which is now available digitally from our friends at Universal Home Entertainment. Thank you. Uhe.
David Sims
Big planet.
Griffin Newman
We love that big planet, don't we?
David Sims
You know, that's the logo.
Griffin Newman
The globe. We love that globe.
David Sims
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Griffin Newman
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David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
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Why are you listing? Take Blanchett, Vicky Creeps, all the people who were invited to Ben's birthday party.
David Sims
It's a triptych, right? There's a New Jersey section, a Dublin section, a Paris section. Obviously Jarmusch has done some such storytelling before. Night on Earth and such coffee and cigarettes. Griffin.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Griffin Newman
I'm surprised you had never seen this before, David, because you love Weir. Although I Recently said Weir is one of your main guys and you went, it's Less is one of my main guys and more that he's made some movies that are amongst my favorites and that he feels like a perfect encapsulation of the type of director I like to cover on exactly that.
David Sims
But I do love, love, love, love, love, love. Yeah, a handful of the movies he's made, and then I tend to pretty much like the rest of them. Except for Dead Poets Society, which we will talk about. Not a movie I hate, but a movie I'm very mixed on.
Griffin Newman
Sims was the. Was the. The negative Nelly on that episode the only things to your wife, Ben?
David Sims
Well, she's positive Nelly.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, of course. I just don't want anyone to get it mixed up.
Ben
That is always how I describe them. There's negative Nelly and positive Nelly and one is Sims.
Griffin Newman
Maybe it's a problem Nelly. Maybe that's the way. Just so it's.
Ben David Grabinski
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what the cleaner version is.
Griffin Newman
Positive works, sure.
David Sims
It just. I've never seen the Way Back is the other one.
Ben
I haven't seen Green Card in the Way Back and. But the rest.
David Sims
Green Card, a movie I adore the Way Back. It's just kind of crazy that I haven't seen it because, like, Colin Farrell's in it.
Griffin Newman
It's wild that you didn't see it because Colin Farrell's and.
David Sims
And it was the follow up to Master and Commander, like. Yes. But of course, when it came out, everyone was like, snooze. And I was like, oh, I guess I won't bother.
Griffin Newman
Got a makeup nomination.
Ben
Sure you did.
Griffin Newman
It was like enough at the periphery of the Oscar conversation that I'm even surprised I didn't watch it that year because that feels like peak obsessive. What if I watch literally every single
David Sims
classic snoozy reviews where everyone was just like, oh, it's fine, I suppose, you know, like there was just no enthusiasm for it. I've heard a couple of whispers of people being like, you know, that movie's underrated over the years, but very little.
Griffin Newman
I also think it's interesting that Weir was kind of a perfect example of a director who was beloved within the industry. It felt like, you know, he. He had a handful of director and picture nominations, a list. Movie stars clearly loved him, flocked to him with his. Their passion projects. But he was not really a household name when you look at his, like, 90s films. They're sold as from the director of Blank and Blank But Peter Weir was not kind of like, known to the public as an otor as much. And it feels like outside of Australia, where I think the first four or five films are so impactful and he's such an important figure in the Australian new wave, that there was a real kind of hometown hero, immediate kind of like claiming of him. But I feel like when the Way Back comes out, the Master and Commander Hive had not fully.
David Sims
I was there, but you were there,
Griffin Newman
but it was a little bit of an outside opinion.
David Sims
Yeah, it was like, the best movie ever made. Yes.
Griffin Newman
But if, like, two years ago, they were like, Peter Weir has returned to the cinema. People be with a Serbian refugee drama called the Way Back, people would be hooting, hollering. I'm not saying to make a hundred million dollars, but there would be a sort of.
David Sims
Right. But he has long been a director who is taken seriously, who, you know, makes big movies, blah, blah, blah. But people do not stand in the way. You know, some bigoters.
Griffin Newman
No, I do think Master and Commander Growing made certain people revisit and do what you're saying. Ben David, of being like, oh, fuck, he directed all five of those movies. I love. And there's been a little bit more of a retrospective, a tourist swing on him.
David Sims
Now, why did you Ben David vibe with this movie specifically? Well, you said already, basically, but I would say that. Did you catch it on dvd?
Griffin Newman
Like, what was your first Netflix got in the mail.
Ben
There is a proto quickster. The funny thing about there's, like, stuff that, like, you gravitate towards that also is not at all like, it's not your sensibility, like, the stuff you're making. But a thing to me that I think is magic, if you can do it, is the. The movies that make it where you blurring the lines between what's actually happening and what's not and making you feel like you're in the same headspace as a person. My favorite of all time of that is Perfect Blue.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Ben
The.
Griffin Newman
The cone movies are my favorite execution of that, which is also one of my favorite favorite things.
Ben
It's like if someone can make me feel like I'm losing my grip on reality alongside the lead character, I think that's just like a real. There's almost like a sense. There's like a magic to it, like between editing and sound design and music. And this movie, to me is one of the most effective. Like, he's taking stuff that's in Picnic at Hanging Rock, which I think is a better movie, I'd say. I think it's one of the best movies ever made. But this movie leans really hard into the feeling you get in the first third of that. Like, when they're on that trip, that thing where, like, nature and, you know, this cosmic. Almost like a cosmic horror kind of thing. It's like a very, very sophisticated, prestige version of that.
David Sims
It's also, I will say, not an easy movie to sell someone or describe in any way.
Griffin Newman
Like, we'll get into it in the dossier. But the fascinating thing is that the success and at least like the critical sort of notoriety of Picnic at Hanging Rock translated to artists putting up a good chunk of the budget for this movie because they felt like, is we're someone who's about to translate over to the States.
David Sims
Which was true.
Griffin Newman
And when they, in a way, watched the final film, they were like, yeah, you can sell it to someone else to release it. We don't want to put this out. They had put the money into it.
David Sims
It's a weird one.
Griffin Newman
Production was done and they were like, feel free to shop.
David Sims
I mean, I'm not shocked because I think they saw it and they were probably like, this is very Australian. Like, this is not something that's going to translate. And my wife was like, what's. You know, she, like, comes in as I want. She's like, what's it about? And I'm like, well. And I. I really struggled to lay out the setup of the movie.
Griffin Newman
There is like a two sentence you could give on this movie that would not represent it well, but would actually be conveying the major movements of it, if that makes sense.
David Sims
I guess so, yeah. It's like there's a white guy in a sort of town kind of in the outback, who gets drawn into a crime or an alleged crime and discovers that there's maybe like a sort of supernatural thing going on or a sort of, you know, ancient religious, you know, kind of thing going on. And then maybe he's sort of involved
Griffin Newman
with it, like attacks murder, supernaturally represent aboriginal murder. In Digging Deeper understands that perhaps there was a supernatural phenomenon coming on that also points towards the end of days.
David Sims
It's a bit. Right. It's a bit hard to just kind of lay out to something that's not
Griffin Newman
wrong what I just said. But also, if you said that to someone, they would not picture the movie that exists, I think.
Ben
Well, I mean, watch it because, like, I'd read the premise and the premise sounded amazing. I watched it because I was, you know, being an idiot going down a rabbit hole of like, oh, like, you know, Richard Kelly said he liked it and blah, blah, blah. There's another thing about it that it has that I love, which is kind of the foundation of, like, Jallo movies, which is, like, a detective story where it's not a detective and they're solving something that is kind of bigger than the thing. Where, like, I love when it's, like, a lawyer or a journalist or, like, a saxophone player or something, where, like, someone who's from the out, who doesn't traditionally, every day wake up and try to solve some gigantic, unsolvable thing. Like a movie about getting deeper and deeper and deeper.
Griffin Newman
Like a movie about, like, a white man jazz saxophonist who starts to realize there's a weird pattern relating to the number 23 and needs to get to the bottom of it. You're saying that's your ideal kind of movie. I've never seen it.
Ben
I thought you were starting to say the movie Deep Red. There are actually so many movies about, like, jazz players who get involved in a big, scary mystery.
Griffin Newman
And no bigger mystery than 23. I've yet to hear a bigger number cause that much damage. I. I haven't seen it because I didn't. I up and I didn't watch it when I was 23, and now I got to wait till I'm 46.
Ben
Someone very earnestly recently, I. I'm. I hope he doesn't hear this and think I'm mocking him. Was talking to me and said, have you ever noticed how the number 23 is everywhere? And I was like, is this a bit. Do you know about the movie number 23? And he wasn't aware that anyone else had ever said that before. He was just noticing he hadn't seen the picture. No. Yeah. He just was like. He thought he was the first guy to notice that the number 23 was everywhere.
Griffin Newman
It is funny movies like number 23 and pay it Forward that are just, like, immediately met with. With derision and bomb. But also, even before their release, they're like, we're just gonna pluck this and put it into the vernacular. No one has seen the movie. Everyone's seen the trailer. We all want to make number 23 jokes for the rest of our lives.
David Sims
That's me being Jim Carrey in that movie. Prove me wrong.
Griffin Newman
I think you were, like, 17 notes short.
Ben David Grabinski
For listeners at home, David is doing incredible.
Griffin Newman
Oh, so the finger work is so specific and precise.
Ben
So the didgeridoo, I think, is the second best instrument after the alto sax. Just because I played that. You played alto Sax. You played didgeridoo? No, I'm just saying, like, I wish I did. Oh, sure. I think that it is anything that is both a instrument and also sounds like sound design to me. That's sick. In my opinion.
David Sims
I'm opening the dossier crack at this film.
Griffin Newman
Yep.
David Sims
Peter Weir's second film was Picnic A Hanging Rock came out in 1975. It was a huge success in the film in the country of Australia. And then it was. It was a global success, but it took years. Yeah. So it really only gets to America in 1979, which is two years after the Last Wave comes out. So that's how, you know, slowly things are going now. Stanley Kubrick was a huge fan of
Ben
Picnic and Hanging Around.
David Sims
He had very good taste.
Griffin Newman
Also. I can't remember if we called this out. In the episode, he, some point before he died, wrote a list of his 100 favorite movies of all time.
David Sims
People often obsess over said list.
Griffin Newman
Cars that Ate Paris is on that list. He was specifically, like, locked in on that. That from release.
Ben David Grabinski
I'm sure we've called it out.
Griffin Newman
Okay, well, who knows? Impossible to say.
David Sims
He recommended. Check to Warner Brothers that they hire him to do the Salem's Lot tv, the sort of legendary TV adaptation of Salem's Lot, which of course was instead directed by Nick Garris. Is that right?
Ben
Larry Cohen did the second one.
Griffin Newman
I think. I think it's McGarris. Unless he did one of the other Toby Hooper.
Ben
I knew it wasn't me that was
David Sims
really with the famous.
Griffin Newman
With the voyager window, you know? Yeah, yeah. No, J.J. wrote that, though.
David Sims
When I interviewed Ryan Coogler for Sinners, he brought up Salem's Lot, the book, which is an incredible book, as, like, a book about, like, you don't realize that everyone's fucking turning into a Dracula until, like, you know, it's almost over.
Ben
Blah, blah, blah. Right.
David Sims
And I was like, yeah. And then the.
Ben
The.
Griffin Newman
The tv. The TV thing.
David Sims
And he was like, I've honestly actually never seen the TV thing. And I was like, right, but. And then at the same time, we were like, the Boy at the Window. I was like, everyone's seen that. Everyone knows that one scene.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Anyway, he gets recommended for that. Weir passes.
Griffin Newman
He's kind of skeptical of making the Hollywood jump at that point in time.
David Sims
Yeah, he's kind of like, perhaps wisely, like, I don't think I can handle, like, jumping from this quiet, indie, you know, off the grid, Australian nascent film scene to, like, the horrors of harsh Hollywood. Right. Makes sense. He's like, I like to write my own material. I know I'll probably film abroad one day, but, you know, I think I need to build up some more confidence. I mean, good for him. So, obviously, Australia is pretty still tough to make a movie. You gotta really scrape your money together, right? You know, it's like a little bit of government money, a little bit of, like, you know, random little companies and stuff like that.
Griffin Newman
But the Australian New wave is also basically developing in, like, perfect tandem, parallel with his career. Like he said, as, as, as he made each successive film in his career, the industry around him has had leveled up, and the amount of money that people were willing to invest into movies and the government grants and all of that kept leveling up at the exact same pace that his ambitions were growing.
David Sims
In 1971, made a little trip to Tunisia. Cool. Saw some Roman ruins and was very sort of seized by it and was digging up stone, thinking, I'm going to find a head.
Griffin Newman
He felt a premonition, right?
David Sims
And then he says he. He finds, like, a chunk of stone that was first attached to a head. Must have been part of a Cupid. He says he smuggled it out of Tunisia, which is kind of a, you
Griffin Newman
know, I just wanted to alert you,
David Sims
kind of a soft crime.
Griffin Newman
I know you might feel like anything in the dossier is homework. Classic Ben Kryptonite, but in fact, this anecdote is about Peter Weir stealing ruins.
David Sims
He got it dated at the University of Sydney and confirmed he still has it, or at least at the time it was on his desk or whatever. So he's like, huh, I'm a pretty pragmatic guy, and yet I felt like I had a weird premonition and that's why I did that insane thing. So what if that's, like, the origin of an idea for a movie? What an odd guy. That's a weird way to describe.
Griffin Newman
Do you know, it's a weird thing. We've uncovered Ben David in doing these first couple of episodes. Do you know that Peter Weir was, like, very involved in sketch comedy? Oh, that he, like, performed, wrote and directed sketch comedy when he was young. I think, like, started in college but extended outside of it.
David Sims
And it was his early work and
Ben
Filmed Arts original Jordan Peele, kind of.
Griffin Newman
And then his filmmaking is like, oh, this is like an interesting medium that can combine all these different things. I've done, like, you know, I've done photography, I've done. I've worked with actors, I perform. But it's funny because even the movies he has Made that are comedic do not feel like they come from someone with a background in sketch comedy. In a way, I would argue, like, Cragger and Peele have kind of like sketch comedy machinery built into their storytelling
Ben
motives, but there's not comic timing built into the editing. Even in a droll way of weird stuff like, you know, Truman show is almost anti comedy in a way where it's undercutting any possible laughs you can get.
Griffin Newman
Correct.
Ben
That's fascinating.
Griffin Newman
You see, like, Craig and Peele construct horror set pieces with a kind of sketch comedy brain for structure and timing
David Sims
when he's making tv. Luke's Kingdom, which I don't think was sketch comedy, but one of his early TV things he met. I want to get it. I'm not totally sure how to say his name, but David Goldpillow. I mean, Golpilil is how.
Ben
It's Gallipoli.
Griffin Newman
That's the name of his next picture.
David Sims
Who had been in Walkabout, obviously, that's like his breakout role, which is an incredible movie, the Nicholas Roeque movie Walkabout. But so he meets him there. And initially Weir had been conceiving of this sort of mystical project of his as being about Incan ruins or whatever. And he starts talking to him about, like, you know, Aboriginal people and their, you know, their culture and their religion and like, whatever, and. And he grow. He's like, I've never really, you know, delved into this, despite being Australian. Like, I don't know much about this.
Griffin Newman
The movie feels like him forcing himself to do the work that the character is doing.
Ben
Right?
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
Like, the process of making the movie is like a self imposed. Like, I need to think more deeply about the land I'm standing on.
David Sims
I'm quoting Weir here, but he gets drunk with a guy and he says, gopill married a de. Tribalized woman, moved her to the city, became an actor. He broke his tribal laws. In the course of our conversation, he said something like this. Last week, my wife was very upset with me because of the great space, because the great space had left me. And there I stood. And that was because the moon was there. I thought maybe I'd had too much to drink and I asked him to repeat that. And he repeated the same thing. And then he's repeated it a third time. It turned out the premonitions were very ordinary for him and I became very excited and I was confronted by a basic error that made in my assessment of tribal Aboriginals, that they perceived life the way I did. So he's very suddenly drawn to collaborating with him and writing it about people in Australia, the country he lives in.
Griffin Newman
And all the Aboriginal actors he cast in this film were very involved in the script from the moment they were hired. He. He basically was like, tell me what I don't know.
Ben
That actor was also on the Leftovers, which was heavily inspired by.
David Sims
Right.
Ben
A bunch of weird movies.
David Sims
He's such a. I mean, he's in Rabbit Proofread, he's in Crocodile Dundee. You get a small role.
Griffin Newman
He's in Australia. And Far Away Downs, he's in Australia.
David Sims
I think by law. I think everyone in the cast of that movie, like, they were like, get all the Australian actors.
Ben
It was a miniseries on Hulu.
Griffin Newman
Well, that's Far Way down now it has a different title.
Ben
Oh, it does it?
Griffin Newman
Yes, it does.
David Sims
He made a movie called Charlie's country like about 10 years ago that he won like every Australian acting prize for a movie that I think did not really cross over, but was a big deal in Australia. Was kind of a. Like the Australian film industry being like, we recognize your.
Ben
Your.
David Sims
The wealth of your career and all this.
Griffin Newman
It was kind of his color of money.
David Sims
True grit. Yeah, whatever.
Griffin Newman
He died fairly recently.
David Sims
Yeah, he died in 2021.
Griffin Newman
Richard Chamberlain died like in the last year at 90. David.
David Sims
I did it.
Griffin Newman
David. This is.
David Sims
Actually took him down.
Griffin Newman
This is the single worst place to confess that being recorded.
David Sims
No, he. He died, never married and had no children.
Griffin Newman
Richard Chamberlain.
David Sims
Yeah, he.
Griffin Newman
He came out late in life, but he was, he was a kind of don't ask, don't tell Hollywood barely closeted man who did in his memoirs, I think in the early 2000s, he finally
David Sims
was sort of like, by the way, this is, this is a thing. So anyway, he starts to crack. This story brings on Tony Morphett, who'd worked on Luke's Kingdom to write it with him. And then Petru Popescu, who had worked with Weir before, was brought in to make the script more appealing to potential investors, make it more commercial. I think basically he's like, maybe their script is too weird. And he kind of cleans it up. Although I think it's still a little weird.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. He's got the McElroy brothers, who produced the first two movies on board with this.
David Sims
Sure.
Griffin Newman
In between podcasting and tabletop campaigns.
David Sims
Indeed. And so they all get to work on it. He says, he admits. Weir admits he could never really figure out the ending of this movie.
Griffin Newman
Well, I think they kind of cracked it by just ending with a big ass wave.
David Sims
He said, I didn't really find a solution to the problem, how to end it. There is no ending. I was kind of painted into a corner. And you try to be clever. I tried a couple other endings that stopped short of a wave. They were too neat. And so he decided to end with a big old wave.
Griffin Newman
I think the ending works. I wonder if I do. I mean, he's just sort of like, I didn't have the resources to show more of an apocalypse.
David Sims
I think it's the kind of ending that is going to send a bunch of your audience out going like, oh, right. Like not going up. Being like, you gotta see this movie. I just saw like, you know, like, it's definitely a head scratcher, but.
Griffin Newman
But it's an ending that definitively answers something is happening. Which is kind of all the movie needs to make good on in my end mind to conclude properly.
Ben
I think the part of the ending that I struggle with is I don't really think they set up and pay off. The cyclical nature of opening with someone stealing these relics and then him trying to steal him and then killing the guy in the process. It feels very kind of out of nowhere that he's so determined to bring those things out with him or like his intention behind doing it. I don't. Doesn't really track. I like the idea of that kind of biblical comeuppance where he gets trapped. And the more he gets trapped, he keeps dropping the things until he has nothing left. Like, that feels like a good idea. I don't love that stuff. But what I do love is the titular Last Wave. I like that.
Griffin Newman
I agree with that. That's a good point. I also would say my criticism of the ending would be knowing that they specifically brought extra writers in to try to help this movie appeal to American audiences with a kind of Hollywood viewpoint. Big must missed opportunity to not have Stitch hanging ten on that wave. He's one of our biggest stars. The man's consistent box office gold.
Ben
I struggle with this joke.
Griffin Newman
You end with a Stitch cameo.
David Sims
The thing right there with the audience.
Griffin Newman
It's not a joke. It's a great point. The audience is cheering.
David Sims
He does not.
Griffin Newman
King of the fucking box office.
David Sims
Sure, he doesn't.
Griffin Newman
Look at 20, 25. The numbers don't lie.
Ben
But then Peter Weir would have story credit on Lilo and Stitch because he created Stitch. That's the way time works.
David Sims
Good. That is the way time works. The Last Wave. Weir does not see it as like an end of the world movie. It's more just like a catastrophe is what he's seeing. Right.
Griffin Newman
It's not a total.
David Sims
Right, right. It's not like total apocalypse. He also doesn't think it's an occult movie. He's like, I don't want to sound pretentious, but it's. It's spiritual. It's a spiritual movie. It's ambiguous. And here's on what he's going for. Mood. He's going for. I was frightened by a noise heard outside my window last night. A rasping, inhuman sound which seemed to come from nowhere. That's a fear we've all experienced at one time or another. Some choose to forget such fears. I choose to remember them and use them in my work. I kind of know what he's going for there. And like the creepiest dream in this movie, the one where you're kind of going up the stairs, the noise is kind of like a noise like that. That, like, weird noise you're hearing. Very cool. Not like terrifying, but a little unsettling. Yeah, yeah.
Griffin Newman
This movie. Right. One of the key things, pillars of this movie is the idea that dreams are method of communication, that. That they are not abstract processing, but they are an attempt for the universe, for spirits, for souls, for what have you. To be able to communicate something to you in a non literal way. Kind of like how frequency. There's a radio that allows you to talk to dead people.
Ben
So did frequency invent podcasting or did I just do a real Bill Simmons? Bill?
Griffin Newman
No, no. Frequency invented podcasting. Peter Weir invented Stitch.
Ben
Oh. But they use the CB radio from the past to connect to the future, to find out who Stitch was, to put Stitch in the finale. See, I thought the joke you were gonna make is they should play the song Wipeout at the end.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, I'll make that joke too.
Ben
Okay.
Griffin Newman
They should play the song Wipeout at the end.
David Sims
Wipeout.
Ben
Right.
Griffin Newman
Audience would have left cheering.
David Sims
So I don't know.
Griffin Newman
Stand by it. I think we're making good points.
Ben David Grabinski
Maybe it's a mashup. And it's like the final wipeout.
David Sims
So they get a bunch of money. I'm just steamrolling all. Yep, they get some money. Yanis Films, Southern Australia. It doesn't matter. Come on. Jesus is too much. Richard Chamberlain, best known, I would say, is Dr. Kildare on NBC.
Griffin Newman
They called him the king of the miniseries.
David Sims
Sure. Well, that's true. I do feel like that is because he's in. He's in the original Shogun. Right. That was a huge show.
Griffin Newman
He does the Yardbirds after this, which I think comes out of him enjoying his Time in Australia.
David Sims
I think you mean the, the Thornbirds. The Yards is like the band.
Griffin Newman
I'm going to correct JJ's typo here. Hold on one second.
David Sims
Stop blaming another. Another TV miniseries he did is called Centennial. Not a, not one. I know, but that was like a big show in the 70s, sort of. But the. I've, I've. Look, I have never seen Dr. Kildare. But that was like a show in the six. Right. Like that was like a. There was like a popular doctor show in the earlier days of television.
Ben
Right.
David Sims
Does everyone agree?
Griffin Newman
Correct. But. But also the, the is, you know, the miniseries which has now basically just become the prestige TV show was a very powerful thing in the 70s and he was kind of the go to leading man.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
For. He's a good looking guy. He's. He's a classically handsome, broad shoulder, steady voiced man.
David Sims
Right?
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
You don't see him and go like, holy, this is the best actor I ever saw.
Griffin Newman
No, but I think he's quite good in this. And it's smart casting because there is something unnerving about watching this guy who just feels like, like really kind of on top of it. Just get a little frazzled and thrown off.
David Sims
He said, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
Griffin Newman
No. What does he play?
David Sims
He plays. He's pretty buried in it. Councilman Banks.
Ben
He's not buried in it. He thrives in it.
Griffin Newman
Thanks.
David Sims
Does he.
Griffin Newman
I imagine he must be presiding over the court.
Ben
There's definitely, I think he gives like a speech like where he's like, like you two have done great things.
Griffin Newman
Thank you for solving the.
Ben
The thing.
Griffin Newman
Marriage.
David Sims
Because that is a movie that at the end they're like. And you guys are heroes too for doing this.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. People applaud them.
David Sims
You're not gay, but you are heroes.
Ben
Because the heroes is Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor for getting writing credit on that.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
So Richard Chamberlain, you know, he's an American actor but the, and the Australian sort of. Of press was a little grumpy I think about the fact that this movie didn't star an Australian. And like Weir is just kind of like, I don't know, like he's a famous guy and he was good in the movie. Like he does not. He's no hang ups about casting. Richard Chamberlain.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben David Grabinski
The right look.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, he does. It also does sound like he, in not wanting to try to make the jump over to Hollywood movies, he was trying to figure out the way to make his movies play more in the States. Like it felt like that was a defensive Chess. But move of. If my movies can have some North American box office poll, then perhaps I can stay in Australia for even longer.
David Sims
Right. I mean, which.
Griffin Newman
Cool, right? Richard Chamberlain's like the cheapest version of a leading man you can get because he's not as much a movie guy while feeling very comfortable to American audiences.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
I. I think he's quite good in this.
Ben
I think he knew that someday he was going to be in Twin Peaks, and that was a good reason to put him in there.
Griffin Newman
Yes, that's also. Yes, well, Stitch told him
David Sims
so. More important, I think, is that we are, like, meets with the sort of Aboriginal cultural foundation in Darwin, Australia, and basically, like, the. The vibe. He's like. He's like, you can't just, like, show up and be like, anyway, I'm making a movie. Can you, like, show me some guys? Like, can you introduce me to the right people? Like, you gotta be like, here's the story I want to tell. Does this, you know, is this palatable, is this interesting to people? You know, like you. You. You want to be very sensitive and respectful. And so he's, you know, introduced to people. He attends a sort of dance group, and, you know, he kind of just like, keeps quiet and observes and talks and reads more. Look, there's a lot of things in this dossier thing just not going to get it. It's just too. It's too much, jj.
Griffin Newman
Just a lot of factual errors.
David Sims
It's just. I mean, look, he did a lot of work finding the right actors. Okay, I. I'm sorry.
Ben David Grabinski
It's so much flooded with information.
Griffin Newman
There we go.
David Sims
And obviously he already knew David Gulpilil because he'd worked with him before they shot the movie. Russell Boyd shoots it. You know, his. His. His go to cinematographer. Star Wars.
Ben
Russell Boyd or John Seal.
David Sims
Right. John Seal is sort of initially, I think Void's number two. That's how they meet. And then, of course, becomes a legendary cinematographer in his own right.
Griffin Newman
Boy, the relationship that runs through to Master and Commander.
David Sims
Yeah, he wins the Oscar. It's the. It's the only tech Oscar that Lord of the Rings, the Return of the King, was not nominated for.
Griffin Newman
Yes, no, I remember. Which was crazy because it won every single category.
Ben
And Andrew Lesney is an Australian cinematographer.
David Sims
He is, and he has won, obviously, for Fellowship. And I think he was like, I don't know. It's so weird that he wasn't nominated for. It doesn't matter.
Griffin Newman
But I remember that night, watching the
David Sims
Oscars, Lord of Rings, 11 out of 11.
Griffin Newman
But cinematography having this weird tension to it where you're like, this is the only category we can't predict because it's the one you can't put Return of the King down for.
David Sims
Yeah, exactly. And he deservedly won an Oscar there, obviously with Last Wave. He goes blue.
Griffin Newman
He. It's working quite blue.
David Sims
They're going for a real blue look. Yep.
Ben
That's actually something Peter Weir talks about in his interviews of the movie, is that he wanted Picnic to have golden light and for this one to have blue light.
David Sims
I think nailed it on assignment. Nailed.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
The Raining Frogs. They wanted to try and initially film like Black Rain, like the phenomenon of Black Rain. Could not afford how to. Like they were like, we don't know how we would do that and it's too expensive.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, they tried Chubby Rain, but it just, it felt like it threw off the mood, the tone of the movie. It was too funny.
David Sims
Here's how they filmed the Raining Frog. Someone got in a ladder and threw some fox frogs on the fucking ground.
Griffin Newman
Fucking magic of movies.
Ben
I can't believe they ripped off Magnolia.
Griffin Newman
How many ladders were used? I know, I know. There's no film set without a couple ladders. But did you feel like you had any ladder aided gags in your new movie?
Ben
Yeah, good question. So the thing when I watch is what I think of. Well, two things. One, I grew up in Phoenix, which had like severe monsoon seasons, and I was driving to see American Beauty at a press screening because I was a 16 year old film critic for the Arizona Republic.
Griffin Newman
For a little bit you were saying this that you had a radio show as a teenager and you lost your slot when your voice broke and they no longer.
Ben
When my voice changed, I got fired because I no longer sounded like a kid. And then I never got hired for work like that again.
Griffin Newman
Did you have a catchy name, like Lights, Camera Jackson?
Ben
No, I had a catchy name. Ben David Grabinski.
Griffin Newman
It is, it is pretty catchy.
David Sims
It lodges in the memory.
Ben
You know, you sort of. Unless you. You get to the end of a pod and realize there's Ben and David already.
Griffin Newman
But it wasn't like Ben David Gribbin, Skill versus Green.
Ben
Well, I went. I was seeing American Beauty and I was driving and you couldn't see 2 inches in front of the windshield because the way the monsoon rain would be then is. It feels like the rain scenes in this movie were like. It's completely obstructing your vision.
David Sims
I have driven in those kinds of conditions.
Ben
Pull off the road scene and wait for it to stop raining. But the other thing I think of is that. That I had a rain machine on a project which I will not name. And they said we couldn't afford it because we were over budget. And I said, well, how much is my trailer? And my trailer was more than a rain machine. So they said, fine, we can have a rain machine. After I gave up my trailer, I found out that we were under budget by half a million.
Griffin Newman
God fucking damn it.
Ben
So that's what I think of whenever I see rain in a movie, as me being petty about someone lying to me about the budget.
Griffin Newman
And then the problem is during lunch, you have to take naps on top of a rain machine.
Ben
Now, I actually did.
David Sims
When you don't have a trailer, what. What do you do? Where do you go?
Griffin Newman
I just answered, he takes naps on top of the rain machine.
Ben
Well, I'm a man of the people, so I'm just gonna.
Griffin Newman
He said he did. I don't know what to tell you.
Ben
I'm gonna just, you know, sit and hang out. You just have no place to nap. You always have a place. There's always chairs.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, sure.
Ben
I've never napped because I just. If I. If I napped, then it would just be over.
Griffin Newman
Like, not a good napper.
Ben
When I'm directing, I have to, like, at lunch, like, if I'm. Especially if I'm writing it, to, like, go over the pages and, like, work out stuff. A place where, like, no one will find me. But on that thing, I was a showrunner and it was live action, so I've already given away what it was. But I didn't. I didn't need the trailer, and no one really does. But in that case, it was just like, the finding out. That's like, the weird thing. It's like, oh, array machine costs, like, $36,000 for a day or something. And so this movie, I think they had infinity dollars for their rain budget.
Griffin Newman
The rain budget's insane. You brought up Coogler Sims weirdly for unrelated reasons.
Ben
Sure.
Griffin Newman
I was thinking a lot, not having seen this movie before. The way water is depicted feels very similar to me to what Coogler does in Wakanda Forever Movie. I like a lot a movie that is all over the place, but has stuff in it that I think about a lot. And the main thing is the way he uses the device of, like, when Namor and people are coming, that water just starts, like, pooling in areas that.
David Sims
I love. All of that shit.
Griffin Newman
That's incredible. And this movie has the like when the water is pulling out of the car radio. Just the eeriness of like water flooding through in places it shouldn't with a. With a looming dread.
Ben
Did that remind you guys of the opening of Eight and a Half? Like, just car stuff. For some reason it reminds me.
David Sims
That's a movie I've not seen in a long time.
Ben
Well, it's funny because 8 and a half is a movie that I only really strongly remember two things is the opening, like when he's in a car and he's like. The way that it's lit and shot where he's like surrounded by other cars and you sort of feel trapped. And then the dancing scene that I think they also did in Brotherhood, I
David Sims
remember when he's a balloon.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. Circus.
Ben
That's the same scene. Well, and that one, he floats away and then someone like has to pull him down. But the way that the car stuff in the opening of Eight and a Half Half is shot reminds me of those scenes, like when he's in his car and you feel like the world is so oppressive.
David Sims
You know, it's just funny that that's kind of like an early art film that a lot of people are shown because it's so famous. And so I was probably like 16 or something or 15 when I saw the same.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
I'm like, oh, yeah. I really relate to this story of like kind of a middle aged Italian director being like, maybe I've made it too many movies.
Ben
The art movie.
Griffin Newman
Everyone making your 20th picture after you've been heralded a genius for decades.
David Sims
Every woman alive from birth to death wants to.
Griffin Newman
That does suck.
Ben
It's related.
Griffin Newman
People keep trying to like smother me in their giant pendulous breasts.
Ben
I'd say the two. The two art movies that everyone sees as a teen.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Ben
Eight and a Half and Clifford.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Sims
Thought you were going to say Seven Samurai, but yeah, Clifford.
Griffin Newman
Which are both kind of depictions of the burden of. Of genius. Yeah.
Ben
I mean, they're both movies about a stinker.
Griffin Newman
They are.
David Sims
Clifford is a burden. We can. We cannot deny this.
Ben David Grabinski
He's talented.
David Sims
He's talented.
Griffin Newman
He's very talented. He's an artist. He's an artist.
Ben
And we're.
Griffin Newman
In his own way. Dinosaur land.
David Sims
That's right.
Ben
Both movies have a dinosaur theme park in them.
Griffin Newman
Thank God Clifford never came across a pair of giant pendulous Italian breasts. I don't even want to know what he was.
Ben
That was the sequel. The entire premise.
Griffin Newman
David.
David Sims
Yep.
Griffin Newman
You and I have a lot of shared interests. Sure. Common interest film, dumb movies, comedy podcasts, life, New York City, bagels, sandwiches.
David Sims
These are all true sleep.
Ben
Oh, I love sleep so much.
Griffin Newman
Sleep rules so much. It is kind of wild how sleep is constantly underrated. I don't think people give it enough credit.
David Sims
And it gets credit.
Griffin Newman
And nonetheless, even when it's bad, it's good.
David Sims
I mean, it's just so true.
Griffin Newman
It's true.
David Sims
I am living proof right now. You are, Because Lisa sponsored the show. And when they sponsored the show, they said, would you like a mattress sent
Griffin Newman
over A big honkin mattress.
David Sims
And I was like, it's time. I'm switching to a king mattress.
Griffin Newman
You're a king.
David Sims
I'm getting a bigger bed. My kids sometimes will pile into it. I need this much. I need as much square footage as possible on this sucker.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, you need hop on pop space.
David Sims
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Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
And they donate thousands of mattresses each year to those in need.
Griffin Newman
That's huge.
David Sims
Partner with organizations like Clean Home to remove harmful plastic waste from the ocean.
Griffin Newman
It's nice to hear that they care and it's nice to hear all those endorsements. But really, I think there is no stronger endorsement than David Sims, the sleepy king, the most tired man in America, saying that Lisa hits just right.
David Sims
I love it and I use it. And this is a true endorsement.
Griffin Newman
Oh, boy.
David Sims
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Griffin Newman
David?
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
I've been known to order products off the Internet.
David Sims
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
Griffin Newman
I sometimes like purchasing things and then receiving them and Then placing them in our workspace.
David Sims
Right? That's cool.
Griffin Newman
And you know what is one of the greatest feelings I can have as a collector? You have to tell me that purple shop button. Okay, popping up. I do not on my screen what
David Sims
you're talking about because the different logins.
Griffin Newman
Oh, did I register?
David Sims
Did I set up an account at this other place?
Griffin Newman
But if we're talking about that purple shop button popping up, you know there's the one login across the multiple retailers. And here's what I love David.
David Sims
Truly.
Griffin Newman
The Shop app on my phone helps me keep track of what you want. Of all the open orders I have
David Sims
100% I use all the time.
Griffin Newman
Here are some things it always knows
David Sims
like where to send it. Everything's pre filled.
Griffin Newman
It's really great. I've seen what's arriving, what's shipped, what's pre ordered. Can I tell you some things I purchased recently? Replicas of the sunglasses from they Live. The newly announced 4K limited edition of of no other choice. Oh, love that Matt Johnson's the Dirties all the way from Australia. The fine folks at Umbrella Entertainment. These are some of the products I'm able to track right now on my Shop app thanks to Shopify and that purple shop button. Okay. Shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all e commerce in the US from household names like some of the retailers I just talked about. I've got Neon Cinema.
David Sims
Yeah, I've got that vinegar syndrome disc badge 373 where like Robert Duvall's like a crazy New York cop. And like I looked it up and the reviews were like bad and I was like 40 bucks. Send it to me right now.
Griffin Newman
The packaging's good. I just ordered a terraformer. The Troma felt film and Reviver 2.
David Sims
I mean we're talking about movies but we do need to mention Shopify. It's an E commerce platform.
Griffin Newman
You can get the word out. Like you have a marketing team behind you. Easily create email and social media campaigns wherever your customers are scrolling or strolling.
Ben David Grabinski
I have a question though, please. What if I have my own store but I get stuck setting it up
Griffin Newman
And Ben, don't worry. Shopify is always around to share advice with their award winning 2024. 7 customer support. And that's better than 23. 6.
David Sims
See less carts go abandoned and more sales go Cha ching with Shopify and their shop pay button. Sign up for your $1 per month trial today at shopify.com check go to shopify.com check. That's shopify.com check.
Griffin Newman
It is true.
David Sims
If I sha ching cha ching.
Griffin Newman
If I see someone use a Shopify, I am embarrassingly more quick.
David Sims
Yeah, yeah. In the last wave. The opening is actually super evocative where it's. It's like just this little town, kids playing on the street. And then weird, like rainfall starts and then like golf ball hail starts happening. It takes like smashing the windows a
Griffin Newman
bit before the story starts in earnest.
David Sims
There's a lot of real mood.
Griffin Newman
Yes. Immersing you in the. The various scenes.
David Sims
This is where we are. We're in this town. We're not in like Sydney. We're not in like, you know, sort of more built up Australia. And weird shit is happening and everyone's. It's not like deadly, but everyone is a little like, thrown.
Griffin Newman
There's a weird amount of wall water.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
Shit's getting wet.
David Sims
Y' all ever been in like true, like golf ball hail?
Ben
Yes.
David Sims
London gets it a lot. It's really weird.
Griffin Newman
There was a. There was a moment in between us traveling for shows that Connor Ratliff, Patrick Cotner and I were in a car together, going from one George Lucas talk show to another where, like it went from zero to a hundred. It was dry. And then suddenly the rain started coming down like last wave, hard. And I cite it as the closest I've come in my life to feeling like I was about to die. There was a moment where all three of us tensed up.
David Sims
Who was driving?
Griffin Newman
Patrick Cotner.
David Sims
Oh, dear.
Griffin Newman
Well, if I was driving, we would have already been dead.
David Sims
Well, yes. I wasn't saying you should be driving.
Griffin Newman
No, Patrick was driving. And the rain started coming down really hard, really furious. The windshield wipers could not combat it. And we were on a freeway and every car you could see was panicking at the same time. And it just felt like any one of us could kind of like lose control and then start like a 20 car pile up. And then like we just in silence, all tensed up. Five minutes later, it just stopped cold out of nowhere. And we all breathe and we're like, oh, I was ready to die. I thought it was about to.
David Sims
You said you were gay.
Griffin Newman
I did,
Ben
yeah. You have to respect the wind, like Van Halen said in the song from Twister. That was the problem. That was the problem.
Griffin Newman
That was. I wasn't right. And I hadn't seen Twisters yet, so I hadn't considered that you could ride it.
Ben
Had you seen Lilo and Stitch?
Griffin Newman
I had that little alien. They say he's all Bad. But actually I think there's some good in him.
David Sims
So weird shit is happening. Heavy rainfall, frogs, other anomalies. Local Aboriginal people in this town seems pretty spooked. And during one of these rainstorms, there's a fight and somebody dies. But it's all pretty mysterious.
Ben David Grabinski
And by town, we're talking Sydney.
David Sims
Well, the. The first, like, sequence is not in Sydney. This is the schoolhouse, the town. The bar fight, I think is in Sydney.
Ben
Right? Yeah. The tunnel. I know the tunnels are in Sydney, like the underground stuff. And I know that Sydney is where they shot Mission Impossible 2.
Griffin Newman
Sure. They shut this movie. I mean, a lot of movies got shot in Adelaide.
David Sims
Is that right?
Griffin Newman
But it seems like it was mostly a weather issue when they were planning on shooting in Sydney.
David Sims
I don't know much about Adelaide, but I'll admit I don't know much about a lot of places in Australia. Let's see where it is.
Ben
Wasn't that a Blake Lively Harrison Ford movie?
Griffin Newman
I don't know much about Adelaide. Right.
David Sims
So Adelaide is in South Australia. Right.
Ben
It's all.
David Sims
It's on the. In the sort of middle of the country on the southern side. I don't know much about it. Looks nice. Every Australian city always just looks so sunny and pretty.
Griffin Newman
I believe they had an issue where there was actually too much rain in Sydney, so they went to Adelaide so that they could control the fake rain more.
Ben
Right, right, right.
David Sims
I mean, makes. Makes sense. You actually do need to be able to control it.
Ben
What's it with Australian directors having production problems because of rain?
Griffin Newman
I think probably the through line there is that Australia is crazy.
David Sims
It rains a lot.
Ben
Is the spiky car from the Cars that Ate Paris? It. Did that inspire the car in Fury Road? Did you guys figure that out?
David Sims
It's a direct homage.
Ben
Oh, that is so sick.
Griffin Newman
Inspired all of Mad Max.
Ben
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
That George Miller sees it and is like, oh, what if you built a whole movie out of this?
David Sims
Miller seeing it is inspired to make the first Mad Max. Which is why in Fury Road, he's like, I want to. Let me bring homage to the goat.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben
When that spiky car showed up, I
David Sims
was like, wow, those guys rock.
Griffin Newman
You know what's also crazy fact that we forgot to bring up? Do you know that the doof warrior was a PA on the cars that a Paris? That was his first credit. Before he realized what he wanted to do, he was just interested in films. Ben has thrown his headphones down. He has handed in his two weeks notice.
David Sims
Ben Hosley is out.
Ben
We'll miss you, Ben.
Griffin Newman
He is serving me with papers.
David Sims
So the character of David Burton, played by Richard Chamberlain, is a lawyer, but the end. And sort of essentially is like, assigned right to this murder case to defend one of the men, maybe all of the men, definitely. To defend Chris.
Ben
Yeah, all five of them. Because they say if one of them doesn't show up, then the trial's over or something.
David Sims
There's something extremely sort of obscure and bureaucratic about Australian law that, like, he is a tax lawyer, not a criminal defense lawyer, but because of the divide between, like, indigenous people and European settlers. Settlers, colonizers, you know, like, he gets assigned the case. This is discussed in the movie. It was a little over my head.
Griffin Newman
It same.
David Sims
It's.
Griffin Newman
It's. Yes. It's through a quirk of the Australian legal aid system. I mean, this is sort of what I was getting at earlier.
David Sims
Why? It's to. It's essentially just. That's why he's an outsider, like, especially an outsider.
Griffin Newman
But these, like, weird circumstances in which colonialists come in impose their view of how a society should be structured onto a land that is not theirs. And then, like, a century, they're bringing
David Sims
Western law to a dispute that for. I mean, for one, the. The. All the accused just, like, do not want to talk about what happened.
Griffin Newman
But then, like, centuries later, these countries start to go like, oh, do we gotta, like, own up to what our ancestors did? And then they start to carve out rules of like, well, this doesn't apply to you because we've been disrespectful to your customs and your tradition. So everything is sort of. Yes. There's some weird quirk of the system where, through the legal aid system in Australia, now a tax lawyer has to represent a murder case.
Ben
Do we know why John Grisham never did cosmic horror?
Griffin Newman
Incredibly good question.
Ben
I mean, besides the. The Christmas movie with the cranks, that is the answer. Christmas. It was, I think.
Griffin Newman
Yes. But also in the book, they're not the cranks, they're the Cthulhu.
David Sims
So David's having. I'm steamrolling this. David's having.
Griffin Newman
Thank you.
David Sims
Weird dreams on top of this case. And he is seeing Chris.
Ben
Yes.
David Sims
The Gold Pillow character in his dream
Griffin Newman
sees him prior to first meeting him.
Ben
Correct.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
And it is spooky. And that is the vibe of the movie until the end. I'm not saying other things don't happen. Other things do happen. But what I just described is kind of what the movie's about. It's David being like something Feels weird. And I'm having weird dreams. What's going on? And these people largely are sort of like, we don't want to talk about it. And it's kind of none of your business. And he's like, I know, but I'm having these weird dreams. And they're like, well, that is weird and that is interesting. But I don't know, man. Like, it's like a lot of that.
Griffin Newman
It is kind of fascinatingly a like, anti white savior movie or like inverted white savior movie in a way where it's like, oh, here's like a noble, square drawed, very conventional white lawyer who is assigned to a case to prove the innocence of aboriginal men. And the worst version of this movie you've seen 20 times as he's like, I've learned that you are a person. And he gives some 20 minute monologue arguing that they have feelings and thoughts. And he teaches people how to end racism. And Linda Cardellini is the heart of the movie. Right.
Ben
Well, the only thing I want to bring up that I'm sure is already in the dossier is when Charlie comes over for dinner, somebody says that law is like the most important thing in their culture. And the guy who played Charlie, whose
David Sims
name is Nanjwara Amagula.
Ben
Yes. When he. Because he was not an actor, when he agreed to be in the movie, his only stipulation was that they represent that within the movie. Because that was something very important to him to convey within the movie is that in his culture, the law of their tradition superseded everything. Which I thought was interesting because that moment does feel very authentic to something when they convey that.
Griffin Newman
I was gonna say the moment where he meets the clients and especially Chris, he basically goes like, what the fuck is going on here? I'm not crazy. That, like, none of this makes sense, right? Like, he just owns up to, I fucking don't know what movie I'm in. And they're sort of like, you're not ready for this shit.
David Sims
Right? The dinner scene that Ben David is referencing, according to Peter Weir, was sort of constructed by Gold, Pilil and Nanjoara. Like, and he put in all the lines about the law and all that stuff. And Weir was just kind of like, I kind of let them do it. And they're kind of just talking to Richard Chamberlain. And I kind of just let him talk and then called cut, you know what I mean? Rather than like, let's do the script, it was like, you guys just, you know, you guys just tell him, try to explain this to him.
Griffin Newman
I say this from the perspective of a white man who knows nothing of what this movie is about in real life.
David Sims
You disgust me.
Griffin Newman
Thank you. I'll take the hit. But this does feel like a good example of a know what, you don't know endeavor.
David Sims
Yeah, right, right, right.
Griffin Newman
Like, it feels like everything you read. And it is entirely possible there are huge missteps in this movie that I am oblivious to things think.
David Sims
No, but I think they sort of were taken away from making missteps by the actors.
Griffin Newman
And certainly when you read about the process, it felt like he was very open in that of, I can write the white man part of the movie. I do not want to impose something on here. You tell me what this should be and let them sort of take a lot of authorship over their scenes.
David Sims
Like Weir says, at one point they were like, hey, so what are some, like, tribal symbols we can use for all the, like, tribal symbol shit? And Nanjwara was like, you absolutely are forbidden from using any real tribal symbols. We can make some up. Yeah, you know, like, we. We won't be using anything real.
Ben
That dinner scene in that subplot is something I always love in his movie, like in God Told Me to or Devil's Advocate or something when, like, the lead character thinks that they're. There's nothing about them besides just being kind of the. The guy. And someone's, like, starts to say things about, like, their past and, like, where they came from, and they're starting to be like, wait, hold on, hold on.
David Sims
What?
Ben
Like, I. I always love feeling like the ground beneath. League characters start to get unsettled where they feel like they understand everything about themselves, and they start to realize they don't.
David Sims
In Devil's Advocate, I know what you're talking about. The guy gets a job at a law firm, and boss seems normal to me. Very successful.
Ben
Yeah. He learned something about himself and his heritage or something.
David Sims
Big personality, I guess.
Griffin Newman
What's his name in that again?
David Sims
John Milton. Right. Which I really love.
Griffin Newman
Right. Because Angel Heart is Lou Cipher.
David Sims
Yeah, that one was maybe on the nose.
Ben
One of my favorite things about that movie is they shot in Trump's apartment, and they picked it because it was so ugly and terrible. And when he was there and then I guess Trump was like, I'm so glad you want to show the plays. And Tony Gilroy's like, I don't know how to tell him we did it because it's, like, so fucking ugly.
Griffin Newman
I mean, it's. It's the great, like, fucking Mulaney bit of Donald Trump feeling like the way a like rail riding hobo in the 30s movie would describe a rail rich person.
David Sims
Imagining a rich person. Yes.
Griffin Newman
Everything in his house is gold and his hair is made of yarn.
David Sims
Yes. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Or made of cotton candy.
David Sims
Fine gold silk.
Griffin Newman
Fine gold silk. Yeah.
David Sims
I've listened a bit too many times. So they make the movie and it's good. Let's talk more about the movie. So, Ben David, can you talk more about the movie, please?
Ben
I feel like I've talked way too much already.
Griffin Newman
I can't tell if you're being facetious or not.
Ben
I don't know. Ben keeps looking at me like mouthing, shut the fuck up.
David Sims
Ben's actually looking at his phone right now. I think he's watching, you know, another movie or maybe.
Ben David Grabinski
No, I'm watching the.
David Sims
The Last Wave.
Ben David Grabinski
The Last Wave again? Well, because I'm just scrubbing through the plot.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
Ben David Grabinski
Trying to, you know, be a good producer.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. But we haven't gotten anything wrong yet.
David Sims
So look, I mean, essentially, again, look,
Ben
I am the rest of the bunch of cascading dreams that you. And real life stuff. And then a wave comes.
David Sims
So there's this, you know, the first, the first thing I ever. Like many, I think a, you know, non Australian Westerner especially the first thing I ever learned about Aboriginal people was the book or movie Walkabout. I read the book when I was like 12 and then I saw the movie and you know, the whole thing in that movie and book is that the boy, the Aboriginal boy who finds these. It's about these British kids who crash land in the outback and like their parent dies and they meet an Aboriginal and they sort of survive it. Have you seen Walkabout?
Griffin Newman
I've seen Walkabout, yeah.
David Sims
I haven't. Obviously there's this crazy sexual undercurrent going on. And like. But like that very good director, right? That like, the major plot point is that she kind of looks at the guy wrong and he's just like, you've essentially sort of marked me. And he just goes to die, die. And like, that is sort of what Richard Chamberlain is putting together in this movie, right. Of like, are you. Did somebody die? Because someone pointed like a bone at him essentially, like, you know, like, is this a sort of like ritual, you know, mystical death that's rooted in like a culture I do not understand? And everyone's basically like, we don't talk about it with you.
Griffin Newman
Right.
David Sims
Rather than like, yes, yes, let's tell us the secrets. They're like, it's not for you to know, stop putting us into your system.
Griffin Newman
There's. He's sensing that there seems to be some kind of unified code to their silence.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
And their. Their refusal to really even engage in conversation.
David Sims
Get stitches. I mean, come on.
Ben David Grabinski
Well, the offender we see steal some kind of stones and give them to. To some unidentified person. They. There's some kind of arrangement. And then he ends up at a bar. And this is where they have the confrontation. And then he has the bone pointed at him and ends up dying.
David Sims
Right. In a sort of. I mean, they say he drowned, but, like, it's very mysterious. Well, he's drowned in, like, a puddle.
Ben
He broke the laws of their world, which supersede our stupid laws.
David Sims
Right.
Ben
The guy in the wig.
Griffin Newman
Well, also, their whole attitude is just sort of like, throw whatever the. You want us. This isn't what's real. You know, they seem a little. Kind of like they refuse to accept the. The Western rules of law that are being imposed on them. Yeah.
Ben
Wait, so who's a worst lawyer? This guy or the lawyer in jfk?
David Sims
This guy. He's really bad. The lawyer in JFK is just crazy. God bless him.
Griffin Newman
Jim Garrison, the worst lawyer is the lawyer and the judge.
David Sims
I don't know.
Ben David Grabinski
Troy McClure.
Griffin Newman
I. I think you're confusing Troy McClure and the judge.
Ben
The judge is about a lawyer.
Griffin Newman
Ben, that's. Hold on. Just. I'm sorry, Ben. David, just sidebar for one second.
Ben David Grabinski
So embarrassed.
Griffin Newman
Ben, that's, like, rough because this. That's the first incorrect thing that's been said on this episode. And you don't have JJ to take the fall for this.
Ben David Grabinski
All right, I'll put on my dunce cap.
Griffin Newman
No, I just. I just think whatever we got to do in the edit, we can cover this up. We can all agree to just never speak of this ever again.
David Sims
I. I'm watching this movie, and I do start to think, think, like, okay, this is going to end up being a sort of a legal drama where this, you know, world that Richard Chamberlain's character does not understand kind of gets dragged into the courtroom. And it's sort of like a lot of things get, like, sifted through in the courtroom. That is not what happens. Instead, he loses his court case. Like, you see, there's a scene in the courtroom where he's trying essentially to kind of make that happen, and it doesn't really work work. Like. And then the rest of the movie is him, like, increasingly being like, I am having weird visions that something weird is going to happen.
Griffin Newman
I Feel like we landed on this in Picnic and Hanging Rock of saying like, this movie feels so unique in his filmography. It's not really the vibe of the rest of his films. And then we realized he basically has four different versions of a reality collapse movie in his career. It's these two back to back. It's fearless, I would argue. And Truman show is obviously one of the most extreme versions and now has become like a shorthand for a psychological phenomenon of this is fake, you live in a simulation. But, but this movie feels like, in its own quiet way, very similar to Truman show where that like meeting these guys basically causes the light to fall out of the sky for him. And then he's just hyper fixated on like, tell me what the going on, because I've been kind of feeling this.
David Sims
We won't. But you do seem to be a, they use the word mockery, right? Like it's sort of like you, you seem to be somehow descended from, you know, a shaman or someone who's connected to the, the dreaming, the, the parallel world, like the whatever, like the sort of like our more deeper understanding of reality.
Griffin Newman
And he still wants to find a way to get them acquitted. But it does feel like, like it is a secondary concern in the movie to how do I get them to explain what's going on to me?
Ben
Well, he thinks he's helping, which is that classic right failed thing where he's like, they tell me they don't want me to do this defense. Everyone tells me not to do this, but I know better and no good comes from it.
Griffin Newman
Don't you also think it's sort of a lie he's telling himself? Or he's saying, look, you need to tell me so I can help you be absolved of this crime. But in reality he's just like, I need answers.
Ben
I do think he means well because he like makes that guy drop off who wanted them to plead guilty. But again, that could just be ego too of like that that's like a failure.
Griffin Newman
I, I, the reason I, I notice the South American thing so much is there's the, the dinner table scene where his wife says, I'm a fourth generation Australian. I've never met an Aboriginal, right? Which is such a like telling statement for someone to identify as a fourth generation Australian and being like, okay, you're
David Sims
like, I think in 1977, you're basically saying like, I mean a fourth is probably about as far back as you go if you're a white person in Australia, right?
Griffin Newman
And you're just sort of like, I'm a fourth generation Australian, considering the idea that Australia starts when my first relative landed here and that reality before that doesn't exist. And I have never engaged with the indigenous population of the country, the continent that my family has lived in for now over a century. And he is from a different place, but with a very similar energy that he. Even if he moved here very early and he does have like a nationalized identity and an Australian accent that I nailed in the introduction, that it's not his home. Fundamentally, in the same sense that she's taking pride in the idea of being a fourth generation Australian and as if that gives her some cultural weight and that it feels like he is never totally settled in this place ever. It's why I thought South African, because I was like, that's kind of an interesting analog. But I was wrong about it. And JJ will apologize publicly.
Ben
Are you guys into full court?
Griffin Newman
JJ did a lot and he did the Troy McClure thing.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
We're just gonna fix it in the edit it.
Ben
Does this count as folk horror?
Griffin Newman
It's close.
David Sims
Yeah. I mean, if it's. If you call this movie horror, I don't know what else.
Ben
I think that this is too fancy to be like horror per se, but I think it's incredibly effective.
David Sims
Horror filmmaking calls it a mystery drama, which is, I mean, is also a fair attempt. It's a bit of a tough one to nail down genre wise.
Griffin Newman
It's interesting you said because it's not really a thriller, because it's almost like an elevated horror horror.
Ben
But this is an example, I always say, of like, I wish every fancy director made a horror movie and Peter Weir has a bunch of movies that almost qualify as existential horror. There's just something about someone who's just very good at their job tackling that or not feeling like they're above those things.
Griffin Newman
It's similar to me to Synecdoche New York coming out of Amy Pascal saying to Spike Jones and Charlie Kaufman, it'd be interesting to see you guys try to make a horror movie together. And then like two years later he hands in that script and she's like, I don't know what the this is, but good luck. And this feels like you say Peter Weir, like, try writing your own horror movie. And he was like, here's what upsets me.
David Sims
That's the thing. He's kind of like, I Right. I am troubled by this idea. Does anyone else?
Griffin Newman
Right. This is a movie about me feeling haunted, kind of.
David Sims
Yeah. Whereas Picnic and Hanging Rock Is sort of the same vibe in a way. It's not his personal because it's based on a book and it's based on someone else's weird feeling. That one comes out and everyone's like, ooh, this is spooky in a way that's never been like put on movies in film before.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Ben
Wait, can I tell you guys a horrific thing that happened to me last night?
Griffin Newman
Please.
Ben
So I saw the movie Iron Lung.
David Sims
How is that?
Ben
Well, let me tell you. When it was over, something really cosmic and insane happened. So I left. I saw it with my friend Taylor, a fan of the show, the great Taylor, Taylor Levy. And I was leaving the theater and I reached out my pocket. The Village 7AMC.
David Sims
Absolutely.
Ben
On the fifth floor.
David Sims
A mildly haunted theater, I would say.
Ben
I left the theater, I'm a couple blocks away. I reach in my pocket to take out these wireless soundproof Sony headphones. And in my pocket were two.
David Sims
I'm not getting paid for that. There were two sets of headphones, Exact
Ben
same headphones, same brand noise, same color. These are in multiple colors. And I reach in my pocket and there's two pairs. And I like, my brain almost explodes as an actual photo of me reacting in real time. Because I'm like, this seems made up and the movie is very kind of the last 20 minutes of movie are very mind fuck thing. And there's double headphones in my pocket. I don't own another pair. There's no one in my household has another pair and I have two. And I'm like, what the fuck happened? So like, I'm like, what do I do now? So I check and one of them is paired to my phone and one's not. And I'm like, like, these must be from the theater, but I don't know how. So we walk all the way back to the theater and find some young like 20 something girl in the lobby freaking out because she can't find her headphones.
David Sims
Wow.
Ben
So what had happened was she walked by and dropped her headphones onto my coat that was on the seat next to me.
Griffin Newman
And then you assumed.
Ben
And then when I got up to pick up my coat, my headphones were there and I put them in my pocket. And then if I hadn't, I could have gotten all the way home with those and been haunted for the rest of my life about why there was two of the exact same model of headphones in my pocket. So I'm just saying I feel a lot like a character. I felt like a character in one of these existential that would also spook me.
David Sims
I still want to know how the movie is.
Griffin Newman
I also want to know, I'm seeing it tomorrow. I want to know, if Amy Pascal asked you to write and direct a horror movie, is that what you'd pitch?
Ben
Okay, so what I would say about Iron Long is Iron Long has like Iron Lung has like a really, really dense kind of lore to it that felt very like, oh, well, this is from the video game.
David Sims
Sure.
Ben
It's basically, and it's the storytelling of it is very kind of like outsider art in the way it tries to explain the exposition. And that's a nice way of saying I didn't understand 70% of the exposition. So afterwards I was like, well, this must be just directly from the game. So I want to go watch a playthrough. And a playthrough of the whole game is 70 minutes and the movie's more than two hours long. And so Taylor watched the 70 minute playthrough and he said, oh, there's no lore in the game. It's just you're in a submarine and you're just like trying to get a fish and sometimes the fish bites you.
David Sims
That is how life goes.
Ben
And it is like the whole thing is like a huge, very, very complicated future, like Lovecraftian style thing that I didn't understand at all. And I'm like, well, if I'll play the game and I'll get it. And it was not from the game.
David Sims
So this sounds like a mildly negative review.
Ben
I thought it was very interesting. It was like 70 minutes too long.
David Sims
It's quite long. It is, it is the one thing I'm seeing it tomorrow out of total interest in just like, I'm really glad and all that. But like I do, I do see 125 minutes and I'm like, now hang on a second. Like, wait, your YouTube horror movie should be 85min long. That should be a law.
Griffin Newman
I just want to say if it's about being in a submarine and trying not to get bitten by fish, they should have sent fucking Cogman down there because shit wouldn't have gunned down like that.
David Sims
You were going to do another stitch joke?
Griffin Newman
No, why would I do that? This was a natural tear for Cogman. The stitch joke only happens when it's super organic, clean and is met with gales of laughter.
Ben
Is there ever a natural tee up for Cogman?
Griffin Newman
Yeah, it just happened.
Ben
You know what's going to happen is
Griffin Newman
he goes inside a submarine, he beats fish.
Ben
Someone's going to watch my Movie now and be like, he thinks he's better than the Last Kiss and Iron Lung. And I'm like, you're right.
David Sims
You're better than the Last Kiss. Yes. And they're also Coldwin comes for you. I don't know what to tell you.
Griffin Newman
They're also gonna be like.
Ben
That would be a scandal.
Griffin Newman
They're also gonna watch your movie and be like, this is on Hulu. Why didn't he put Stitch in it? He's like, in the family.
Ben
Well, I do open with a song from Oliver and Company.
Griffin Newman
You do? So Dodger. Kind of the Stitch of his day. Can you tell David about your current movie watching project for 2026?
David Sims
Oh, I'm so interested in whatever this is.
Griffin Newman
Exactly. I'm teenage project.
Ben
Wait, which one is it? You're seeing every horror movie that is released at my local AMC in 20 so far. Love that it has been a choice.
Griffin Newman
January and February are heavy.
Ben
There was like, I've seen like six movies already this month, so I'm like an A list.
David Sims
So you're gonna see.
Ben
Oh yeah, you're gonna blow that out. So I just watched the first two Strangers Chapter one and Chapter two so I can see three and have it make sense.
Griffin Newman
I'm sure it wouldn't make sense.
Ben
Yeah, two has a part where a boar chases her around for a while and almost eats her. And then you cut to a flashback of a kid with a baby boar and said, someday I will teach this boar to do amazing things.
Griffin Newman
Is it the same boar from Send Help?
Ben
It actually is Good rap. It's a crazy how they like figured out how to do that between two different studios.
Griffin Newman
I hope Strangers Chapter 3 ends with one of them saying, nice to meet you, like as a full circle. Oh, they're not Strangers.
Ben
Chapter one has the exact same opening as Cobra where there's like, there's 57 deaths every 30 seconds. There's 12 rapes. Like it. It lists like the exact amount of time and how often crimes happen. Happen. I love Rennie. It's great.
Griffin Newman
Sims, Ben, David and I saw Mercy, aka chair of the movie 40X.
David Sims
Are we counting that as horror or was this separate from that?
Griffin Newman
It is a horrifying experience.
David Sims
I saw your letterbox.
Griffin Newman
It is one of the most insidious things I've ever seen. Even more so than the entire Insidious franchise.
Ben
Right.
Griffin Newman
The opening line of that film, as I quoted my letterboxd review, is millions had been affected by crime.
Ben
No, no.
David Sims
I hope a guy in a chair can solve this problem.
Griffin Newman
Like replacing The Dent act for me. We're going to outlaw crime. The opening is just voiceover. Random guy, never again crime. Millions had been affected by crime.
Ben
So I saw. I've seen Night Patrol. We bury the lead primate. Return to Silent Hill. Iron long send help. 28 years. Bone Temple.
David Sims
What was the first two?
Griffin Newman
Night patrol and Bury the Night Patrol
Ben
where Justin Long plays a dirty cop vampire. We bury the dead with Daisy Ridley.
David Sims
Oh, that one I heard. That one I heard was okay. Sort of like a zombie movie.
Ben
It was interesting.
David Sims
Yeah. How is the Justin Long.
Ben
It's interesting. It's like. It's. I. I like. I'm glad I saw it. But Return to Silent Hill I just got to talk about, which is in Return of Silence.
Griffin Newman
Been talking about.
David Sims
So I love Silent Hill very much. The game.
Ben
I do too.
David Sims
And Silent Hill 2, which I know this is specifically an adaptation of the game Silent Hill 2, which is the best of the games. Would we agree?
Ben
Yes.
David Sims
Yeah. I love Christophe Gans's film Silent Hill. I think it is the best video game movie ever made.
Ben
I think that if you make one change, it is a 10 out of 10 movie.
David Sims
The second Silent Hill film, I believe is called Revelation. Is very poopy and bad.
Ben
Did not see it.
David Sims
It's no good.
Ben
Sad.
David Sims
If you say so. Yep. So then Christoph Ganz has announced just making this Return to Silent Hill. Now, I haven't. I haven't heard much from Kristof recently,
Griffin Newman
but I'm still filming quite a while.
David Sims
But I'm still like, hey, he understood the franchise in a way. Like, I'm excited. The movie comes out. My letterbox starts flashing half stars. Like, I'm seeing a lot of.
Griffin Newman
You're getting like Amber Alerts on your phone.
David Sims
I've seen a couple of people push against this trend. Where do you fall on this phone? I haven't seen it yet.
Ben
I just have two things to say about it. I'm really glad I saw it. I think that there's some really cool craft and stuff. And to. I just have two issues in it. Someone goes by a marquee that has Jacob's ladder on it. And I think fundamentally, it'd be like if you were at McDonald's and they had like an advertisement for the world's best burger on the wall while you're eating.
David Sims
Because I mean, Silent Hill is very inspired by the move to be like,
Griffin Newman
remember that other movie?
Ben
Yeah, but don't remind me of a movie. Terrible. Oh, God, I wish. I want to see that theater. And then the other one was the whole time I'm like, who is this lead guy? And I didn't realize he was the War Horse.
Griffin Newman
Jeremy Irvine.
Ben
Yeah. And I was like. And that was, that's always like an interesting thing for me when you're like, me neither.
Griffin Newman
Let's correct. He was the War Boy, owner of the War Horse.
Ben
I, I thought it was very interesting. I. The first one, the issue is they keep cutting outside of Silent Hill to Sean Bean.
David Sims
They do. That was literally a studio note of there are no men in this movie.
Ben
But it's like if you're watching one
David Sims
of the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Ben
Like in wizard of Oz, you can't, you can't cut to Kansas because then that makes it feel like these things exist simultaneously.
David Sims
David, I agree with you that that's a flaw with that movie. I just feel like that movie captures the atmosphere of a video game.
Ben
No, I'm saying if it didn't have that, I would defend everything.
David Sims
Exactly.
Ben
I would defend everything.
David Sims
We all have our flaws except for one guy.
Ben
The Brotherhood of the Wolf, though, I think is perfect.
David Sims
That's a cool movie. I mean, I haven't seen it since I was a teenager, but I haven't
Griffin Newman
seen Bury the Dead. But I really liked that Daisy Ridley horror movie from last year year. The one where I read the news story that she was secretly married.
Ben
That was good. I gotta tell you, that was good. That zagged.
David Sims
That buried the stitch joke. And I'm feeling great.
Griffin Newman
Am I back? Is Griffin funny again? Christopher Hitchens has to rise from the grave to write a new op ed piece.
David Sims
Griffin is funny.
Griffin Newman
Question mark.
David Sims
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Griffin Newman
Yep.
David Sims
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Griffin Newman
You're forgetting also, please, first of all, beautiful reading. You're forgetting that he also, in a moment that very much feels like the weird inciting incident story he shares about having the premonition of the head and then stealing it it from the cave, he finds a mask that looks exactly like his own face.
Ben
Yeah.
David Sims
Which, you know, would throw anyone off a little bit.
Griffin Newman
Would throw me quite off my game.
Ben David Grabinski
They keep calling him the Mool.
David Sims
Yes.
Ben David Grabinski
Which is a race, separate race, or an ancestry that comes from a different race? It's hard. Again, it's very vague, hard to define.
Ben
I think they're purpose, not descriptive. There's like priests on the wall who warned about the wave last time. So they're basically implying he's like one of those priests who did it on the last cycle.
David Sims
Sure.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Ben
It's.
Griffin Newman
It's a descendant of these people, an interpreter of premonitions. A Warner. Not a Warner brother. One who can warn. But, but yes, there's. I mean, that scene I think is incredible where there's sort of the stare down interrogation of who are you? Who are you? And it uses Richard Chamberlain's kind of like very studied stillness to great effect because it's like a Meisner exercise where they just keep asking him, who are you? Who are you? Until he kind of breaks down and then they ask, like, are you Mukuru? And he nods and it's. He's saying yes to something he doesn't even understand. But he understands that he is something beyond his own awareness of existence, that there's something else happening through him.
David Sims
Absolute mole.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Ben
David, how upset were you that there was no subway when they got in? The tunnels.
Griffin Newman
Great question.
David Sims
You know, I actually was not thinking about that because I actually. Good gag. And I love the subway. And we can talk about it for a second if you want, because I know you. You love my love of the subway.
Ben
It's my favorite thing about the podcast.
David Sims
80% of the phone exchanges we have, like, text or DM or whatever, are about the subway.
Griffin Newman
Also, like, yeah, you know, a new. A new son of New York City, right? You're in the early days, Joy. Love affair of the subway.
Ben
It's the 40x on the subway. That's what made me very similar.
Griffin Newman
Very similar. This is what I haven't been able to convey to David. Very similar. You're usually surrounded by people who feel a little dangerous. At the very least, unhinged.
David Sims
I really love the tunnel stuff in this movie. I found it so cool and evocative. I loved how it looked. I loved how spooky and interesting it was.
Ben David Grabinski
There's so many different steps to get down into that tomb.
David Sims
I loved how implausible it was right where you're like, there's this much, but I didn't care at all. And then he emerges out of a drain pipe, and you're back in seeing the wave. But, yeah, it would have been cool to see a subway.
Ben
I skipped my favorite part.
Griffin Newman
Hey, we're skipping around.
David Sims
Yeah, it's all good.
Ben
So the thing that I love so much when it happens in a movie is, like, when at the end of the second act, someone who's known you your whole life says two sentences that they've never told you before that suddenly reframes everything, where he's like. Like. Well, don't you remember how when you were a kid, you had a bunch of nightmares and they ended up being exactly how your mom died?
Griffin Newman
That you were afraid of the cab driver coming to take you away, that you always talked about the cab driver.
Ben
It's one of those things where it always works to me when, like, a character, someone just shows up. He's like, but don't you remember this thing? And they go, oh, my God. And then suddenly, the entire movie makes sense. It's like, you could have told him before, but it's perfect that you told him now for dramatic purposes.
Griffin Newman
People telling David Dunn about his drowning.
David Sims
Drowning.
Ben
Yes, that's exactly right.
Griffin Newman
There's exactly a little bit of a David Dunn thing in this movie of, like, maybe it wasn't murder. Maybe it was just puddle drowning.
Ben
Oh, I was gonna make the same joke. Well done. I was gonna say, it's all about puddle drowning.
Griffin Newman
We forgot to go see Unbreakable last night. Unbreakable was playing last night.
David Sims
It was at the Nighthawk there.
Griffin Newman
Excuse me. Unbreakable.
David Sims
Thank you.
Ben
I saw Die Hard with a Vengeance at the Nighthawk. And I took the same train we did.
Ben David Grabinski
I was there.
Ben
Hey, wait. Oh, no. We saw Die Hard 2. No, Die Hard. We saw the first Die Hard. I saw Die Hard with a venue.
Ben David Grabinski
Fucking jj.
Ben
Fucking jj.
Griffin Newman
That's insane.
Ben
I took the train that the bomb is on to go see it at Nighthawk. That was like a religious experience where I realized I'm like, that's the train I was on.
Griffin Newman
Which train is it?
Ben
I think it's the two or the three.
Griffin Newman
It's the two or three. That is the greatest New York movie of all time. I think we can all agree.
David Sims
You know what I call the 3 train?
Griffin Newman
First round draft pick. What?
Ben
The Red Rock Rocket.
Griffin Newman
I love that.
David Sims
Yep. And like, anytime I'm going home on the three, I text my wife, like, I'm on the Red Rocket. And she knows what I mean.
Griffin Newman
Do you have nicknames for other trains?
David Sims
Yes, some.
Griffin Newman
Not all.
David Sims
The Lonely F, of course. I call the F the Lonely F because it's so often separated from its track mates. I call the four the Queen of the IRT because she is the Queen of the irt. I can think of others. Those are the big ones.
Griffin Newman
This feels like David. Like sharing diary entries from, like, this is. I feel like the most personal you have ever gotten on the podcast.
David Sims
Can I tell you something else unrelated? I was just looking at what's coming up on Nighthawk. You reminded me. Showed my daughter the trailer for Goat, the Steph Curry Goat Basketball player movie.
Griffin Newman
As I have said many times, my little cousin George's most anticipated movie of 2026. He's been asking about it for six months. When is Goat coming out?
David Sims
She. She was pretty intrigued. She was like, I might want to see more of this goat.
Griffin Newman
We were texting our mutual friend Sean. Fantasy was having a panic about how to schedule programming for the February on Big Picture because of the lack of big releases outside of Wuthering Heights. And we were just like, yeah, it feels like nothing's really gonna hit between, like, Wuthering Heights and Mario and Project Hail Mary. And I was like, look out for Goat.
David Sims
Goat might just sink an easy 35
Griffin Newman
million because Zootopia is hanging in there so hard because nothing's really given it a run for its money. Zootopia still fucking, like, number three at the box office at the time. We're recording this.
David Sims
Maybe four.
Ben
Sean's not gonna do an episode about Strangers. Chapter three.
Griffin Newman
Well, he is going to break off and do an entire new podcast, just about the Stranger saga.
David Sims
Well, he's gonna record a Strangers episode, but he has to do it by breaking into someone's house that he's never been there before.
Griffin Newman
Do you know what, Ben David, actually, you're joking, but they had an open slot where they haven't been able to decide what to do and they let people vote on the four ideas. And one of the four ideas was Amanda Shawn. Movie swap. Shawn has to watch Mamma Mia. For the first time. Amanda had to watch the original Strangers for the first time. There is a chance that episode will have come out by the time people are listening to this. Goat might be about to shatter the backboard.
David Sims
We love it. The last wave, guys. What else happens?
Ben
The thing about taking a train to see a movie where you just get off the train and walk right into a theater and you don't have to park your car. That was probably the biggest reason why I was like, I might stay here for a bit.
Ben David Grabinski
Oh yeah, courtroom scene. What Silly friggin wigs. What's going on?
Griffin Newman
Ben asked if we had remembered to bring our barrister wigs. And embarrassingly, all four of us left them at home.
David Sims
Yes. Do you? Yeah, they barristers in the uk, I think recently, actually maybe are now not required to wear wigs anymore. I think that. I think that's like a.
Ben David Grabinski
Do they still have to go Hurumph rump.
David Sims
Here's.
Griffin Newman
Here's my interpretation of the ending. And I cannot get into it deeply, but just sort of in larger strokes how I took the ending on a narrative level. The whole movie is the aboriginals warning him not to go deeper into this.
Ben
Right.
Griffin Newman
And just being like this is not for you. You cannot understand exist in your world. And they all feel somewhat encumbered by the tension between the natural wavelength that they feel like they engage with reality and this sort of like Western colonial structure placed on top of them that they have to conform to to some degree, or at least live in conscious, like parallel with. Right? And the end of the movie is him literally just like going down the rabbit hole, going so deep down the tunnel, which presents it only with a series of new questions that make no sense to him. And then he walks out and he sees a fucking wave and you don't know if it is in fact dream.
David Sims
Something is happening.
Griffin Newman
Is this a premonition? Is this the thing the premonitions were hinting at. But it speaks more to, like, he has now gone through the tunnel on the other side and he cannot return to the other world. And if he does, he has fully now exited the. The acceptance of that reality. He will become like a stranger in the land that he used to live in again.
David Sims
I know very little about this sort of Australian Aboriginal mythology of the dreaming or dreamtime, but I believe if you read more and more about it. I really don't want to try and like, sum things like this up on this podcast, but I think that sort of barrier between what is real, what is imagined, or what is real, what is being dreamed, is sort of sifted through in an interesting way in that mythology.
Griffin Newman
That.
David Sims
That's all. I don't really know much.
Ben
The question is, do they all know that the wave is coming and they just don't want him to have to deal with that dark reality?
David Sims
Because, like, possibly, I mean, it's like, what are you going to do?
Ben David Grabinski
And he also is a figure, build a wall where because of his ancestral connection, that people like him show up ahead of an apocalyptic event.
Griffin Newman
Right. They're sort of.
David Sims
They're like, yeah, you being here means it's happening. Yes, it's.
Ben
Yes, like Stitch.
Griffin Newman
Quite like Stitch. If Stitch shows up, you know, the box office is about to be rocked.
David Sims
Yeah. I just. What else do people want to say about this? I can tell you that when the film came out, let me tell you that the reception and so on and so forth came out sort of Christmas time in 77 in Australia. It was like a. A hit. And it did okay on the Australian art house, the American art house circuit. But like, nothing like Picnic and Hanging Rock were like, huge attention and a fair amount of money. I think more just like a modest hit. We're basically in retrospect is like, I haven't checked in on that movie. Like, he's like, I don't feel bad about it. He's like, yeah, it did pretty good. I haven't looked at it in a long time. In 2012, he sort of was. Yeah. He's similarly kind of reflective about it. Like. Like, he calls it a graduation film. You know, it's kind of like him getting closer to the next stage of his career. But yeah, he doesn't. He. He doesn't reflect on this movie as a failure or is like a special
Griffin Newman
gem, but it does speak to sort of how weirdly and like out of order and almost in one lump sum these movies are seen by Hollywood and America, that this is the one that doesn't really function as any sort of stepping stone in his career in a clear way. He also said that, like, when he was trying to get money from, like, the Australian film funds, that everyone was really against the idea of him trying to do a contemporary, serious film. It was like contemporary comedy, period drama. Yeah.
Ben
But when you get to the end of Picnic at Hanging Rock, which I just watched the other day because I was trying to watch, he's in order. You. You feel like this guy is a God of doing period and Gallipoli, I feel the same way, where it's like, it's funny that he's very contemporary and very, very effective at it. And also very effective at doing movies that feel like you're time traveling.
David Sims
But I never.
Griffin Newman
Right.
David Sims
He never picked Elaine there. He would sort of switch between them.
Griffin Newman
I've yet to watch Gallipoli. I'm excited to watch it the night before I record, so I have proper time to process it. Sad ending, but that feels like a more obvious kind of, okay, I'm ready to make my version of some size of epic now. And also, he, like, for the first time, identifies an A list leading man at the center of his movie.
Ben
I think Witness feels a little bit like a combo of the two in a weird way, because it. The fish out of water thing functionally feels like, yeah, no, Witness has something. And then it's like, very, very modern when he's doing the cop stuff. And when he's there, it almost feels like one of his period movies just by virtue of Amish culture.
David Sims
But Witness is interesting because it's about someone sort of falling in love with a culture that's not his own, learning about it somewhat, getting accepted. This is not that, but also this is about him trying to understand a culture. But it's not about them being like, you know what, you get it.
Ben David Grabinski
I mean, at the end, he kills the shaman.
David Sims
Well, the shaman is being quite scary,
Ben
but he's also trying.
Ben David Grabinski
Taking all the relics. Yeah, he's. He's the one who's in the wrong.
David Sims
I would say that he's made a few mistakes. Yes.
Griffin Newman
But this is a thing in talk about these movies, and we've recorded quite a few of the ones to come after this. They're all sort of about the friction between cultures and realities placed very close together in one way or another. That's like really a through line through his work.
David Sims
Yeah. Which is very, very interesting. And it's a very interesting, evocative movie. I have a disc. What disc do I have it on?
Griffin Newman
I bought the last. The Umbrella, last wave, the 4K. Is that what you got? There's a criteria.
David Sims
I think that's exactly.
Griffin Newman
But they haven't put it out since DVD. Yes.
David Sims
And then I did not find a Criterion DVD.
Ben
There's a 4K and I didn't know it, my friend. I'm gonna go walk into traffic.
Griffin Newman
The fine folks at Umbrella Entertainment, they're good guys.
David Sims
Which is Australian company, right?
Griffin Newman
Correct.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Yes. I. Our buddy Alex Ross Perry was the first to visit the Umbrella.
David Sims
He went to there. Right.
Griffin Newman
He has become the inaugural attendee of the Umbrella Closet, which basically they did not think of even presenting as a mecca.
Ben
They did the Super Mario Brothers gigantic set, which is movie heaven.
Griffin Newman
Do you have that box, David?
David Sims
Which box?
Griffin Newman
The Super Mario umbrella set looks as
Ben
big as, like an encyclopedia.
Griffin Newman
No, it's like the size of a car.
David Sims
I think I have the foam. I think Arrow put out a Super Mario disc, maybe.
Ben
Well, this one is this big, and it comes with. It's like the original discs, the shooting
Griffin Newman
script, but also an original.
Ben
It has like a book of art.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
Ben
It's got so much stuff.
Griffin Newman
Yes.
David Sims
Sounds a little much. As much as I. I enjoy. Of course, my review was.
Ben
It was not enough.
Griffin Newman
It includes the King James Bible.
David Sims
And then there's a posted on the Bible saying Mario is better than miss.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. It also. It comes with a chicken dinner.
David Sims
Sounds good.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben
The only time I've gone back Yoshi dinner since moving here.
Griffin Newman
God, Yoshi's gonna rule the box office this year. He's so lucky that Stitch is sitting this one out. What?
David Sims
Who's voicing him?
Griffin Newman
I don't think they've announced anybody.
Ben
I saw a joke post that I thought was real for about two minutes where they said it was Kendrick Lamar and. But it's nothing.
David Sims
Will he just like, say, Yoshi, I
Griffin Newman
feel in the trailer, he just says
Ben
like, yeah, but Benny, that's what it'll do. The Safdie voice casting is still one of the wildest choices ever.
David Sims
I think that really. I was watching a trailer, I was yawning a little bit, and I was like, I wonder who's playing Baby Bowser. What do I care? And then when they said Benny's hefty, I was like, you mildly got me with that one.
Griffin Newman
It was. It was the Nintendo Direct thing, right?
David Sims
Yeah, Right, right, right.
Griffin Newman
And I'm watching it, and they play the trailer first, and I hear the voice and I turn to my girlfriend and I go, God damn it, Adam Divine. They cast Adam Devine in another animated movie because he's like, this is Bowser Jr. Camp. I'm gonna get you plot bombers. And I was like, it's Adam Devine. Adam Devine gets another one off the backboard and then it cuts back to, like, Miyamoto and he's like, we are proud to announce that, of course, Bowser Jr. Will be played by Benny Safdie. And they just flash Benny Safdie's headshot. And I. I truly was doubled over. LAUGHTER it was so funny. Yeah, of course, of course.
David Sims
The only choice.
Griffin Newman
Who else but the director of the Smashing Machine? No one else could bring Bowser Jr. To life. We've all been waiting for. It's obvious. It's like John Goodman playing Fred Flintstone. The culture has waited for this.
Ben
When I went. I went back to LA after being gone for a very long time, and I was trying to see a bunch of friends at the same time because I was there for a short amount of time. So I invited everybody to go see Super Mario Brothers at New Bev because they're playing it for, like, a kids matinee. And Hoskins.
Griffin Newman
Not Pratt.
Ben
Oh, I mean, yes, Hoskins. And so it was one of those things where someone's like, okay, how much do I really want to see this guy? And somehow. So like 20 people went. I don't know if they. I think that I'd say 80% didn't enjoy it as much as I did.
Griffin Newman
It's a fascinating movie.
David Sims
I really like the look of that movie. I cannot, you know, defend every single story decision that it makes, but I just love how it looks.
Griffin Newman
Our buddy Patrick will.
David Sims
Big movie for me.
Griffin Newman
A really good video of the contrast of the Illumination movie, which is so obsessed with being faithful to the games.
David Sims
It's. It's the way our culture has and
Griffin Newman
has nothing else going on, is literally just pointing at things from the games. And then the Mario Brothers Hoskins movie is like, what if we took a different script we wrote? I mean, and map the character names onto it? And you're like, I miss it.
David Sims
I miss that era where Hollywood's like, it's not like we're going to make a real Mario Brothers movie. Embarrassing. That would suck. Let's on it with this insane thing. Anyway.
Griffin Newman
Can Hollywood come back around to having complete contempt for all ip?
David Sims
I agree. Being like, and now you will meet the Blue Ranger. I'm like, no, you should be humiliated that I have to meet Blue Ranger.
Griffin Newman
The horseshoe has come all the way around. Around. I'm tired of Hollywood being like, do you like this? We made this just for you. Do you like it? I want them to be like you, you piece of. Here's your the wave that's coming of
David Sims
the last video game movies.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
That they're all just gonna be like, they're gonna be hyper Easter egg movies.
Ben
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben
I, I, I do miss the era of someone being like, this fucking sucks. Can you come up with something? You know, and usually it was stuff that was actually really cool, but you end up with something very interesting when someone has.
David Sims
As a kid, I was still like, they made a Mario movie. I'm happy.
Griffin Newman
I was thrilled.
David Sims
He's got a little red hat on. Like, that's all I needed.
Griffin Newman
Four things happen in this movie that vaguely resemble things from the game.
David Sims
Very.
Griffin Newman
What complaint could it is?
David Sims
Miyamoto is like, that brought great shame to our company. Like, he was definitely not like, oh, it was interesting.
Griffin Newman
But like, there's like a fucking street musician busker who's a human dude with a harmonica around his neck and a guitar named Toad. And I like, do the fucking Leo point to my brother and I'm like, like, it's Toad. They got Toad on screen. And I'm like, that's not Toad.
Ben
I've been trying, dude.
Griffin Newman
Then they turn him into a dinosaur headed. I was like, they got towed.
Ben
He's the best part in the movie. Stuck in my head forever. But I've been trying to make a bad dudes movie for like 15 years. So I hope someday a trend goes in that direction is all I care about.
David Sims
So I'm going to play the box office game now.
Griffin Newman
Is there anything else you want to say about the Last wave or your general Weir thoughts? Ben and David.
Ben
I genuinely feel like I've said way too much. You're crazy.
David Sims
You have not talked enough. You should be humiliated by how little you've talked this film. Oh, wait.
Ben David Grabinski
I just have one final thing I want to say.
Griffin Newman
Sure. Cue sounds of rain, splashing waves.
Ben David Grabinski
Water. Generally cool.
Griffin Newman
And also place it in like 20 times. Up until this point, like any time after a joke of mine fell flat. Put the waves in so it sounds
Ben David Grabinski
like it's like toilet flushing.
Griffin Newman
No, like a triumphant wave.
Ben
I have something to say about that, which is that I have a noise machine that plays rain sound whenever I play it when I go to sleep. And I've had many days where I forgot to turn it off. So now like, the sound of rain becomes this thing that my brain kind of cancels out as if it's part of just the sound mix of my life. And that's only been something that's happened like in the recent year or so and is the first time I've revisited the movie since then.
Griffin Newman
Was it.
Ben
Were you. It was a very odd kind of disconnect where it felt like I was watching a movie and had left my rain sleep machine thing on. So I'm really glad I shared that.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, no, it was really good. Thank you.
David Sims
This film came out in America. It says in New York City. So in some small way in basically Christmas time. December 19th of 1978.
Griffin Newman
Okay, so still even before picnic, so.
David Sims
Exactly. So what would have been at the box office on this random weekend?
Griffin Newman
Okay, December 1978.
David Sims
Number one is a gigantic smash hit movie that we have covered on our Patreon.
Ben
Lilo and Stitch.
David Sims
That is incorrect. Good guess, though.
Griffin Newman
We've covered it on our Patreon.
David Sims
We sure have.
Griffin Newman
It's a gigantic smash hit.
Ben
Bells.
Griffin Newman
Is it a re release of Star Wars?
David Sims
No, it is not.
Griffin Newman
No. 78. 78. 78. It's.
David Sims
If it wasn't the biggest movie of 78. It was one of the biggest.
Griffin Newman
Biggest movie. 78. It's not.
Ben
Not.
Griffin Newman
Oh, it's Superman the movie.
David Sims
Superman. Superman. Richard Donner, Superman the movie. You a fan of that one, Ben?
Ben
Even I haven't seen it. What is that one? Is it.
Griffin Newman
It's about a man who is super?
Ben
He sure is.
Griffin Newman
They sent him to Earth to teach us that boys can be big and strong and proud and shouldn't be ashamed.
Ben
I actually watched the movies while you guys were covering them on Patreon. And I, I, I think they're pretty great. I. The, the one movie that I should never revisit, I think is Two, because Two, I thought was literally the best movie ever made when I was a kid.
David Sims
It's a good movie.
Griffin Newman
When you're great. It is great. Perfect. It is great. It's kid crap.
Ben
I wish I could just live in that kid memory where like, every part of it felt like the coolest thing I'd ever seen.
David Sims
Well, you and everyone in our generation apparently, like, you know, I'm saying a lot of people just Wish they were 12 forever. Number two at the box office Office
Griffin Newman
for the Super Mario Galaxy movie is.
David Sims
It's an interesting one. It's a sequel to a gigantic film.
Griffin Newman
It's a sequel to a gigantic film. But this film is less gigantic. Oh, yes.
David Sims
And it is, I would say, pretty forgotten. It's almost forgotten that this movie exists at all.
Griffin Newman
Is it the Sting too?
David Sims
No, but that is the Vibe.
Griffin Newman
That's the vibe.
David Sims
It is the sequel to, like a box office sensation that won. It was nominated for best picture. It was like a big cultural movie shoot.
Ben
Your guess it Butch, Sundance and Cassie. The early years.
David Sims
No, it is not. Again, you're, you know, you're.
Griffin Newman
But it's a two and done. This ends the thing forever.
David Sims
Yeah, yeah, but I mean, like, there was no sequel to be made of the first.
Griffin Newman
It was a bad idea.
David Sims
This is happening eight years later.
Griffin Newman
Oh, is it the Love Story sequel?
David Sims
Correct. And what is that called?
Griffin Newman
Ryan's Story.
David Sims
You're close.
Griffin Newman
Ryan o' Neal's the actor. The character's name is.
Ben
That's a different movie.
Griffin Newman
David.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
No, I was guessing.
David Sims
The character's name is Oliver.
Griffin Newman
Oliver.
David Sims
The film is called Oliver's Story.
Griffin Newman
He falls in love with Bucketsbergen. Right.
David Sims
He falls in love with Candice Bergen. And of course, the tagline was it takes someone very special to help you forget. Someone very special. Like, who's like, yeah, no. Yeah, who he fuck later? You know, like. Like who watches Love Story and then comes out being like, I sure want to know who he later marries.
Griffin Newman
Like, fucking successful Date nights across America. Couples walk out wiping away their tears and they're like, I just wish I could see him get over her.
David Sims
He was so young. I hope he. I'm like, I'm sure he will.
Griffin Newman
What you talking about?
Ben
But what's more difficult? What's more difficult? Doing a story to Love Story or following up the tagline to the original?
David Sims
I know the. The tagline writer was like, all right, we want to be very respectful to the dearly departed McGraw right from this. I recently watched.
Griffin Newman
You watched this for the first time,
David Sims
which I had never seen, obviously. That is a movie that was a colossal phenomenon that I would say close to forgotten.
Griffin Newman
It is the kind of movie I bring up where we're like these movies that were so big in their day that no one talks about anymore and feel like such a product of their time. And you and I will be like, is that secretly awesome if we throw that on tomorrow?
David Sims
Threw it on, let me tell you. No snooze. Really, really. Actually quite bad. The first 20 minutes, which is the two of them just going at each other, being so mean.
Griffin Newman
That should be the good part.
David Sims
Where he's like, you're such a. A stuck up. And she's like, you're a.
Griffin Newman
You're Ryan o'. Neal. Your reputation precedes you.
David Sims
And they're kind of. And then they're like, anyway, after 20 minutes of going into. So we're in love with each other. And she's like, yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Griffin Newman
And she's like, I'm so sorry. I forgot that I'm dying.
David Sims
And then you're just like, it's so boring.
Ben
But love means you never have to say you're sorry.
David Sims
That is a line in the movie,
Ben
but that is the tagline of the original. And that's. They say part of the reason it was such a big hit was that people would hear that and go, what?
Ben David Grabinski
Holy.
David Sims
People go like, huh? And then later, when you think about it, you're like, what does that mean? It's like. Doesn't mean anything.
Ben
It feels like a Seinfeld. Does it mean never having sex?
Griffin Newman
You're saying, like, how does the second.
David Sims
His dad is like, by the way, I'm sorry your wife died. And he's like, love never means never having to say your sorry says it to his dad. Yeah, well, he's repeating it. She had already said it. Okay, okay. And. And, you know, the dad's like, oh, okay. And the dad should be like, what? Like, you should just be like, huh. Parse that out for me.
Griffin Newman
But if they were trying to top the tagline of the first movie, Ol. Oliver's story's tagline should have been, sorry to that dead lady. But Oliver's got to get some.
David Sims
Look, time heals all wounds, all right? Oliver's got to meet someone new.
Griffin Newman
He's ready to say apologies to her memory as he on top of her grave.
Ben
Okay, guys, the tagline for Dragonfly was, when someone you love dies, are they gone forever? It's a good question.
Griffin Newman
It's pretty good.
David Sims
I will say Michael Eisner, who was the head of Paramount at the time Film, the studio that released Love Story and Oliver's Story, his quote on the movie was, let me find it. Exactly. One way or another, we're doing a sequel. Love Story.
Griffin Newman
It doesn't fucking matter.
David Sims
Anyway, the movie came out, nobody liked it, and it was not a hit at all. And I think, you know, again, I'm making fun of the original movie, but I think it was a bit of a disgrace to the memory of a movie people like.
Griffin Newman
I imagine we're offended.
David Sims
Yes.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. All right.
David Sims
So that's number two. Number three is a film I've not heard of. So let me look this up. It is a.
Griffin Newman
Is this first weekend of Superman or second?
David Sims
It's the fur. Well, I don't know.
Griffin Newman
Okay. I'm just wondering if we did this exact weekend on the Superman Episode.
David Sims
Either way, I feel like we would have done these riffs.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. Oliver Story sounds a little familiar.
David Sims
It does.
Griffin Newman
Go on.
Ben
You're right.
David Sims
It does seem like it's kind of the first weekend of Superman anyway. Yeah. Because this is sort of familiar. An Iranian American adventure drama directed by James Fargo, starring Anthony Quinn. Look, it's called Caravans.
Griffin Newman
Okay. Yeah.
David Sims
And the number four is the movie about being in Turkish prison. That makes Turkish prisons the thing you don't want to be in for 20 years.
Griffin Newman
We all know this one is called oh, Heavenly Dog, and it stars Benji and Chevy Chase. It's Midnight Express.
Ben
You know, that might be the only movie where I know the score so well, and I've listened to it a hundred times. I've not seen the movie.
Griffin Newman
That's another one where you're like. You watch sitcoms from the 80s as I do, day and night.
David Sims
We have done this rift before, just
Ben
like Chariots of Five.
Griffin Newman
We're just conscindicating ourselves now.
David Sims
Yeah, seriously, we are. But like, yes. Where, like, in sitcom, super, like Turkish prison bad.
Griffin Newman
For 15 years, it's used as shorthand for worst thing you can possibly imagine. I've seen Midnight Express, and now you're just like, no one has watched that movie fresh in 15 years.
David Sims
It's not a movie that's much discussed.
Ben
See, I thought. I thought the bit was knowing music without having seen the movie. So that's why I said Chariots of Fire. I just didn't want to. I want to explain my.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, I thought it was. It was good. It was good. It was really good. You're talking, talking. Keep talking. Shut the up top.
David Sims
Griffin Number five is a. A very important comedy film of the year.
Griffin Newman
Jerk.
David Sims
No good. That's a better movie.
Griffin Newman
That's 79.
David Sims
But this is a good movie.
Griffin Newman
It's a good movie. It's not a. Brooks. It's important.
David Sims
Yeah, it's like a big, influential comedy movie. Giant hit.
Griffin Newman
It's not a prior Wilder.
David Sims
No.
Griffin Newman
Is it. Is it star driven or is it, like, director driven?
David Sims
No, it's a big ensemble, but it. It. It features a big star who's. It's sort of, you know, he's already famous from tv and it's his big movie moment.
Griffin Newman
Huh? It's this big movie moment. It's an ensemble. It's on Alan Alda. No, TV famous. Big ensemble. It's not Kimball Ran.
David Sims
No, I'm trying to think. It's, like, good. It's like a good movie.
Griffin Newman
It's good. It's good. We like, like it. Sure, sure. Kind of.
David Sims
I. It's never been a big movie for me, but, I mean, it's very influential and important.
Griffin Newman
Who's the distributor of this picture?
David Sims
Oh, my God.
Griffin Newman
I'm asking you a very basic question.
David Sims
It's a fair point.
Griffin Newman
Thank you. That's all I wanted.
David Sims
The film was, of course, released by Universal.
Griffin Newman
The fine folks at Universal. It's Animal House.
David Sims
Yeah, yeah.
Griffin Newman
There we go.
David Sims
Lampoons.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Animal.
Griffin Newman
Very, very, very.
David Sims
But like, a movie where it's like. By the time I'm seeing that, I'm sort of being shown it as a bit of a relic, but like a good one where they're like, you can see the seeds of the comedy you enjoy today here. And I'm like, yeah, but this is also funny. And I'm like, yeah.
Griffin Newman
The difference.
David Sims
I didn't watch it a million times
Griffin Newman
is that despite having very overprotective parents who greatly monitored what I watched and wouldn't let me watch Rugrats, my father probably showed me Animal House when I was sick and was like, this is important. This is, like, more important than the Talmud in my eyes in terms of you understanding where you came from. So, yes, it was like I. I almost learned what funny was by asking my dad, why is that funny?
David Sims
There you go.
Griffin Newman
That's how I turned out normal. Anyway, what else?
Ben
National Lampoons did lead to everything.
Griffin Newman
They led to everything.
David Sims
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Halloween. John Carpenter's Halloween.
Griffin Newman
Wow.
David Sims
Ralph Bakshi's the Lord of the Rings, which is very cool. The Anthony Hopkins film Magic, recently discussed, of course, on our Sam Raimi episode,
Griffin Newman
Hoping Remy goes through with that remake.
David Sims
A film we very recently discussed on our Patreon, the Wiz.
Griffin Newman
The Wiz Bombing.
Ben
By the way, that movie is so good. And I watched it for the first time last week, and anyone who hates it is a loser. And maybe. Right.
David Sims
I don't know.
Ben
It just blew me away.
Griffin Newman
Wrong. Gorgeous. 4K. The best.
David Sims
And then it's very short, then. Might be interesting to HEAR that number 10 is Cheech and Chong up in Smoke, which is kind of a good one. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
Every year, Ben resubmits the idea of Cheech and Chong for Patreon. And David's like, how's that gonna feel on the seventh episode?
David Sims
Right. I'm like, look, we're all gonna be. It's. I mean, it's like, oh, I did
Ben David Grabinski
think of a new one.
Griffin Newman
Oh, sure.
David Sims
Pitch.
Ben
Yeah.
Ben David Grabinski
Dangerfield.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, sure. Yeah.
David Sims
How many is that?
Ben
Well, what, are we, starving? Cartoon.
David Sims
No.
Griffin Newman
Well, that's Already been designated as part of Stand Up Animation.
David Sims
Right.
Ben
Oh, I voted for that when that happened.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. It was kind of the Kamala errors last year.
David Sims
Oh, yeah. A huge disappointment.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben
I got a. Maybe I got too many hopes on it.
Griffin Newman
It didn't have.
David Sims
I guess you would do well. Like, do you do Caddy Shaq? No. Right?
Ben David Grabinski
Yeah.
David Sims
No, no, I think. No, no. I think you want to do back to. Rodney Dangerfield is the only guy on the poster Back to school.
Griffin Newman
Easy money.
David Sims
Lady first is easy. Easy money. Okay. Which. Here's the poster. It's his face going like this. And then back to school going like this.
Griffin Newman
And in both of these cases, going back, American audiences are standing to the side of the poster saluting him. Right. Showing him the utmost respect.
David Sims
So number three is Ladybug Dogs.
Griffin Newman
Huh?
David Sims
Where he's going like this. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
A bunch of kids saluting him.
David Sims
Number four,
Griffin Newman
meet Wally Sparks. Like is. Does it kind of.
David Sims
Yeah.
Griffin Newman
To the 90s.
David Sims
It's me, Wally Sparks. Where he's going like this.
Griffin Newman
Yeah. He's holding a drink and he's asking you to meet him.
David Sims
And I think that's kind of it. Like, for like true Rodney vehicles. I mean, and there is the cartoon.
Ben David Grabinski
I gotta say, I don't know.
David Sims
Those two late ones, I imagine there.
Ben
You don't know me. Wally Sparks. You've never heard of Ladybugs movie?
David Sims
I've heard of Ladybugs. I've never seen.
Ben
You don't know. Ladybugs was a big deal.
David Sims
It's like, what if Rodney was the coach of a girl sucker?
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
Ben
It's little Giant Brandish.
Ben David Grabinski
Come on board.
Griffin Newman
Right? Yeah.
David Sims
All right.
Ben
But that made me think you should do a series of movies with prominent Billy Joel songs because you have Easy money.
Griffin Newman
Sure. Oliver and Company.
Ben
And then you could do Mike. I'm just not going to do Mike. But I'm. But. Oh. The one joke I do want to say about that was I cleared a lot of my music and prep, and at one point, a very stern person walked into my office and said, are you aware that the song you have chosen is from an animated dog picture?
Griffin Newman
As if this was news to you.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben
Like, can you imagine if I, like,
David Sims
Oliver and Company said, get.
Ben
Why should I worry in a movie? And I'm like, it's from a what?
Griffin Newman
Yes. Do you succeed in being only the second film in history to use. Why should I worry?
Ben
That could be quite possibly true.
David Sims
Yes.
Ben
I am the second movie to have Cool as Ice. The theme from Cool as Ice. Well, in my movie I will also
David Sims
say that Rodney Dangerfield did apparently make his last basic movie is a movie called the Fourth Tenor.
Griffin Newman
This is the Post, remember?
David Sims
I do think we'd have to track this one, which may be illegal in some states.
Griffin Newman
Rodney does opera.
David Sims
I love it. The glass he's holding in that poster might be hard for you to tell this because it was a little grainy. Is breaking because he's singing and he's
Ben David Grabinski
got a bad voice.
David Sims
Dangerfield gets no respect, but at 80 years of age manages to get a laugh or two in this low budget comedy found DVD and video guide. It's the only review listed on the Wikipedia page.
Ben
Do you remember Demand it, folks. A laugh or two is so mean. You're like, I can't remember if there was a second laugh.
David Sims
Like Dangerfield gets a laugh or two when he like is unconscious on Carson. Like, yes, that's not good news. That in 90 minutes he rustled up
Griffin Newman
a laugh or two. That's his lowest laugh.
David Sims
That's not average.
Griffin Newman
Do you know or do you remember that when Dangerfield died, which must have been close to, if not over 20 years ago now, it was 04 his
David Sims
over 20 years ago.
Griffin Newman
His widow, when she was like doing the Larry King rounds and such to like eulogize him him was like, well, don't worry, Rodney's coming back. We cloned him.
David Sims
Okay. Okay.
Griffin Newman
Rodney will be back soon.
David Sims
So she is that. What's the status of.
Griffin Newman
My point is I haven't heard of PEEP since then.
David Sims
Well, if you. If not to go with this literally, but if you had literally cloned him, that would mean that there currently is a 24, 25 year old guy.
Griffin Newman
Which sounds pretty funny.
David Sims
I know, but I'm like, Rodney only got famous in his like 50. That's like a long, long wait, right?
Griffin Newman
There's currently a Ronnie Daniel clone who's selling aluminum siding.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
And I'm just years before he decides to focus on.
David Sims
Because like 25 years from now, we're definitely gonna be able to just make like a Rodney hologram. You know, like the clone will be like, I'm ready. And it's like you are getting no respect. Like, we just.
Griffin Newman
It's not a bit. We don't care.
Ben
I was waiting to make that respect joke and I should have known like that it was gonna happen anyway with.
David Sims
With a sharp comic mind. Like David Sims on the ones. No, too.
Ben
I don't know, man. You've got. You made me laugh a lot. Listening to this podcast, but not the subway stuff. I take that. Very serious.
Griffin Newman
That's. That's.
David Sims
Do you have any Subway questions I can answer on here before we wrap up the show?
Ben
What's your favorite movie that has a subway in it besides Jason Takes Manhattan Taking a Pill?
Griffin Newman
Oh, yeah.
David Sims
Yeah.
Ben
That's the only correct answer.
David Sims
It's the gold standard and, you know, the original. But I have a huge soft spot for the Tony Scott.
Ben
He's a God to me. The. But the. The. The streaming version of it is 16 by 9 instead of scope, which is really out of here. Several Tony Scott movies.
David Sims
I think when we do Tony Scott. I mean, not that we. We love to watch a disc on this. Yeah, yeah. We're really gonna have to go to the discs only. Yeah.
Griffin Newman
They've been with his legacy.
Ben
I. I can't do that series because there's, like, eight movies I'd want to do, and if I didn't get them, I would be too upset.
David Sims
So just automatically getting one would upset you? You'd be like, what about the other?
Ben
I'm saying all of them. It's like, I feel like I really want to talk.
David Sims
You're doing the fan.
Ben
I would. I would bring his filmography to a desert island before Ridley's. And Ridley's made some of my favorite movies.
Griffin Newman
I'd agree with that. I think it's a better survival tactic. Mike and Nick. And Nick and Alice.
Ben
Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. Very briefly, because, you know, no one listens to this show for promo, but I have to mention I have a movie coming out in the future which I think is right after this.
David Sims
And it's coming out, I believe, five days after this episode drops. Yes.
Griffin Newman
On the hidden.
David Sims
It's uncanny timing, given that we didn't really plan it that.
Ben
So get something. Sometimes get hula without commercials. Invite your friends over. Turn off the lights. Turn it loud. Eat some pizza. Watch it and try to have fun watching it, buddy. Action comedy, gangster, time travel, rom com.
David Sims
Emily Hamster. Is she cool?
Ben
She is the greatest we become.
David Sims
I love her.
Ben
Good friends, Humble Brad.
David Sims
You're a huge fan of Emily Hampshire.
Ben
She plays a dirty cop in it.
Griffin Newman
You have not seen a picture yet, David, but can I spoil something from you? Here's the fucking headline. Keith David is in the movie Owning Bones.
David Sims
Not surprised to hear it.
Griffin Newman
Ben David wrote some fucking meaty monologues for Keith David, who you might be astonished to hear, he gives a big monologue.
Ben
He gives a big monologue about my dead cat.
David Sims
So there you go.
Ben
So that comes out. And I'm Very proud of it and it's cool. And then also Scott, my new Scott Pilgrim game will have just come out when this comes out. And then I think this comes out as the Blu Ray of Scott Pilgrim takes off starring Griffin Newman.
Griffin Newman
Well, hey, I.
David Sims
That then that is also on Netflix if people want to watch.
Ben
Yes, but Physical Media has commentaries from me and Brian.
David Sims
I'm just saying, you know, we love Physical.
Griffin Newman
I. I played a handful of characters on the show that you very kindly invited me in to do, including Wallace's straight stunt double. Straight Wallace, one of the most cursed characters in modern media who is not included in the game. But I believe there is is any blinkies getting ready to play Scott Pilgrim X Might. Might notice a. A thing. A conscious nod.
Ben
There is a nod to me as a person and to porch movies.
Griffin Newman
Yes, that is also true.
David Sims
Right.
Griffin Newman
Brian Leo Ali friend of the show.
David Sims
We love Brian. He's a huge hero of mine.
Griffin Newman
I. I also just not to not touch. Can tee you up like Hogman on this, but partially some of the inspiration from for Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice comes from us covering Mikey and Nikki on the podcast, correct?
Ben
Partially, yes.
Griffin Newman
I mean it like jostled your brain.
Ben
Yeah, there's. There's.
David Sims
There's Olivia Craig.
Griffin Newman
There's a Olivia Craig had the great Olivia Craig.
David Sims
Love her.
Ben
Yeah, the. The premise of the movie is a gangster goes back in time to try and you can skip ahead of this if you don't want to spoil anything, but a guy goes back in time to try to fix a mistake he had made, kind of betraying his friend. And I had sort of had this idea when there's a lot of these, like, nihilistic gangster movies, like these relationship things. And I always wonder, you know, you get to the end and you have that pitch black thing. It's like, what if that person could redo it? You know that that's kind of the kernel of it. And then the other thing was just the. I like the buddy comedy thing of like, like the redeemed guy and the unredeemed guy butting heads. So it's like Scrooge at the end with Scrooge from the beginning.
Griffin Newman
Right. What if it's two of the same guy at different points in his journey?
Ben
Also a bunch of Gilmore Girls references.
Griffin Newman
It's an excellent movie, tremendously fun. Strongly encourage everyone to watch it. What was. I'm sorry, are you a just guy,
David Sims
a Dean guy, or a Logan guy?
Griffin Newman
Important.
Ben
There is def. A very long discussion about who the best boyfriend is and I'll just say anything that James Marsden says in the movie about Gilmore Girls is my opinion. I think that you always give the correct opinion to, you know, the handsome James Marsden guy.
David Sims
Absolutely.
Ben
So in Q and A's, I've already had people say, oh, so. So what is your take? Because there's a lot of different.
David Sims
You just saw the take.
Ben
Like anything Marsden says.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, that's.
Ben
That. That's. That's me.
Griffin Newman
Yeah, I get. I gave the take to the best pair of cheekbones.
David Sims
You remember when Dean gets married and then his wife tries to make him a roast?
Ben
So Dean was. Dean's the worst boyfriend on the show, objectively. But who was the best? Best?
David Sims
I. I'm a Jessica.
Ben
See, I like Jess.
David Sims
But are you saying who's the best boyfriend to Ro for her?
Ben
There's only one answer.
David Sims
Oh, boy. I don't know if I agree that there's only one answer. I think that Jess, in his more mature form is probably the best boyfriend for Rory. I think that if you take the actions of the characters on of on the show, it's probably Logan, I guess, but Logan's kind of a dweeb. I don't know. It's complicated.
Ben
Well, someone's going to have to get on Hulu to find out my take.
David Sims
I'm very excited to listen.
Griffin Newman
Thank you all for listening.
David Sims
Yes. Jess really fumbles the bag with Rory, though. We all agree. I mean, season three just completely fumbles the bag. Right?
Ben
So here's the thing. Last wave, I want them to release it in 40x and I want to drown in the theater.
Griffin Newman
That was your response to. To wet.
Ben
They should just fill the theater with water and you're slowly drowning while you're watching it. That's. That's my big hot tip. My big hot wet take.
David Sims
I mean, Ben, you have definitely proposed a theater that is you are underwater the entire time.
Ben
Yes.
Griffin Newman
And you propose underwater theory proposed upside down theater.
David Sims
That one was.
Ben
What if you watch Deep Rising in theater that's filled with water?
Griffin Newman
Great idea.
David Sims
I would watch Deep Rising on my phone. Right.
Ben
While you're on a jet anywhere in a theater filled with water.
David Sims
Y.
Griffin Newman
You would watch it in a trip tree. You would want this.
David Sims
Yeah, absolutely.
Griffin Newman
My brain is puttering out. I'm excited for you and I to dominate a trivia bendav.
David Sims
Oh, you guys doing trivia tonight?
Griffin Newman
Big time.
Ben
We are about to trivia. I really hope someone's gonna have a round that's all about the with or and actor credits.
David Sims
So mad at that. David had a difficult My basketball chat heard about the trivia round.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
And so they were like, come on, now. Do it to us. Come on. We all work in Hollywood, you know, because it's mostly like, LA guys. And I did it, and they got mad at me, too. They were like, this is too hard. I'm like, I know, I know.
Griffin Newman
I messed up. We kind of accidentally went Christian Gray on that trivia.
Ben
Griffin and I have a. The trivia team that we do, and the worst we've ever done in a round is maybe getting like 7 out of 10 on Sims round. I think I got 2 out of 14.
Griffin Newman
Yeah.
David Sims
Sorry.
Griffin Newman
It was. It was tough. It was tough.
David Sims
The ones that I thought were layups, I look back and I'm like, well, but those are. You basically have to guess. Maybe you get it.
Griffin Newman
We were running all our questions by each other, and I was like, yeah, good round. Fair.
David Sims
This is the kind of shit we just talk about all the time.
Griffin Newman
I did an action figure round, and I was sending all the pictures to Marie and she got all of them immediately. And I was like, good. So all these are apparent. You. Everyone knows what all these characters dress like, especially if their faces are poorly sculpted.
Ben
Ben's round was great.
David Sims
Ben's round was.
Griffin Newman
Ben nailed it. Ben did a video round on holes.
David Sims
Yes, he did.
Griffin Newman
Anyway, thank you all for listening. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe. Tune in next week for Gallipoli.
David Sims
That's right.
Griffin Newman
And as always, ohana means family. No, I'm looking for the ratings bump. That guy's the king of the fucking box office.
Ben David Grabinski
I blame JJ. Blank Check with Griffin and David is hosted by Griffin Newman and David Sims. Our executive producer is me, Ben Hosley. Our creative producer is Marie Barty Salinas. And our Associate producer is AJ Mc McKeon. This show is mixed and edited by AJ McKeon and Alan Smithee. Research by JJ Burch. Our theme song is by Lane Montgomery and the Great American Novel, with additional music by Alex Mitchell, artwork by Joe Bowen, Ollie Moss, and Pat Reynolds. Our production assistant is Minick. Special thanks to David Cho, Jordan Fish, and Nate Patterson for their production help. Head over to blankcheckpod.com for links to all of the real nerdy. Join our Patreon Blank Check special features for exclusive franchise commentaries and bonus episodes. Follow us on social at Blank checkpod. Subscribe to our weekly newsletter Checkbook on Substack. This podcast is created and produced by Blank Check Productions. I'm rolling. And hey, depending on your quote selection, yeah, could throw a little bit storm sounds and post.
Griffin Newman
I think you want to be throwing some splish splashes in here throughout the episode at your discretion.
Ben
I think there should be, like, rain, soothing rain sounds under the whole episode.
Griffin Newman
I think you do. What? What works?
Ben David Grabinski
Well, I didn't prep anything, but I
Griffin Newman
think in the final product, at least.
Ben David Grabinski
The final product.
Griffin Newman
Okay.
Ben
Can we license that song? Splash. I was taking a bath.
David Sims
Bobby Darren.
Griffin Newman
Bobby Darren. Can Bobby Darren sponsor this episode?
Ben
Episode?
Ben David Grabinski
I'll reference if a storm moment feels right.
Griffin Newman
Okay. But, yeah, I'm happy that it's fine to just be a post thing.
Ben
I think this should be in the episode. This is a good discussion.
Griffin Newman
This is after. This is the post credit cookie so people can see how the sausage is made. Okay, Ready.
Episode: The Last Wave with BenDavid Grabinski
Release Date: March 22, 2026
Guest: BenDavid Grabinski
Main Theme:
A deep-dive into Peter Weir’s enigmatic 1977 film The Last Wave, its place in Weir’s career, and its uncanny blend of existential dread, colonial critique, and cosmic horror, all filtered through the hosts’ trademark blend of rapid-fire banter, meta film nerdery, and personal digressions.
The Last Wave marks Peter Weir’s third feature and the subject of this installment in the “Podnik at Hanging Cast” miniseries. Griffin, David, and returning guest BenDavid Grabinski unpack the film’s haunting atmosphere, its unique approach to genre, and its peculiar spot in both Australian cinema and international film culture.
The conversation (which remains light in tone despite the film’s heavy themes) jumps playfully between insightful analysis of the film’s craft, its allegorical power, Peter Weir’s biography, cult movie tangents, and the trio’s personal obsessions—from VHS group watches to New York City trivia to the perpetual wetness ranking of movies.
[00:05–08:21]
The episode opens with comedic riffing on Australian/South African accents (Richard Chamberlain’s character origins), digressions about movie “wetness”, and an extended inside-joke about titles featuring “The Last,” which leads into The Last Wave.
[11:13]
Ben texts: “Y’all. This movie wet as hell.”
[13:20–37:28]
BenDavid explains his emotional connection to Weir and how The Last Wave hit a nerve (via a Richard Kelly/Donnie Darko rabbit hole, and his upbringing in apocalyptic-obsessed Christianity), framing the film as a rare masterpiece of mounting dread.
[31:22–44:48]
Discussion of the cluster of Weir’s early films and how The Last Wave fits within his career’s arc; its inability to be easily categorized or marketed; audience expectations perverted.
[49:58–52:28]; [103:36–104:20]
The guys debate the genre: not quite horror, not quite mystery, somewhere between Jallo and metaphysical film.
[57:38–63:41]
Weir’s process: learning from Aboriginal co-stars (incl. Gulpilil), openness to re-writing and co-creating scenes to avoid colonial gaze/voice. They note reluctance to use real tribal symbols and emphasize scenes built around Aboriginal perspectives, notably the dinner sequence.
[72:05–76:05]
Filmcraft insight—discussion of Russell Boyd’s blue-washed cinematography, Weir’s intent to define the film visually as “cold” compared to Picnic’s “golden” palette, and the physical rain effects. Plus, analogies to the elemental dread of Ryan Coogler’s Wakanda Forever.
[88:21–118:14]
They walk through the film’s core structure: Chamberlain’s character is jolted into a mythic world via legal aid assignment, dream-visions, and a slow descent into literal and symbolic tunnels beneath Sydney. The ambiguous, apocalyptic conclusion (“the wave”) is unpacked and praised for its commitment to mood and uncertainty rather than literal resolution.
“The whole movie is the aboriginals warning him not to go deeper into this... The end of the movie is him literally just going down the rabbit hole, going so deep down the tunnel... and then he walks out and he sees a fucking wave. And you don’t know if it is in fact dream.” (Griffin, [123:39])
“At the end, he kills the shaman... he’s the one who’s in the wrong.” (BenDavid, [129:05])
[100:05]; [128:09]
They identify a recurring Weir motif: a collapse or confrontation of reality experienced by a straight-laced, rational protagonist (e.g., The Truman Show, Fearless, Picnic at Hanging Rock).
“There’s exactly a little bit of a David Dunn thing in this movie of, like, maybe it wasn’t murder. Maybe it was just puddle drowning.” (Griffin, [120:01])
“They’re all sort of about the friction between cultures and realities placed very close together in one way or another.” (Griffin, [129:10])
Film Connections:
Personal asides / stories:
Meta-commentary:
The hosts strike a playful, self-lacerating, reference-heavy form, peppering critique with personal stories, inside jokes, and loving irreverence for both the subject matter and for each other. Their affection for Weir comes through even as they admit the film’s impenetrability and difficulty to pitch. Guest BenDavid Grabinski weaves in personal and creative connections, mixing vulnerability, hyperbole, and comedy.
This episode delivers a deeply contextual, digressive, and passionate exploration of Peter Weir’s The Last Wave—its ambiguously mystical narrative, critique of white rationalism and colonialist arrogance, and its unique atmospheric horror in 1970s Australian cinema. Through spirited tangents and affectionate teasing, the hosts champion Weir not as a “household name auteur,” but as a master of heady, disorienting, culture-clash cinema that rewards curiosity…and maybe a tolerance for getting a little wet.
“A movie about a white pragmatist who, through the legal defense of Aboriginal defendants, is forced to confront—through dream and reality—the existence of supernatural, cyclical disasters that colonial society has tried (and failed) to suppress, culminating in a vision (or reality?) of an apocalyptic wave. Less a whodunit than a film about allowing oneself to be unmoored from certainty.”