Ana Navarro (44:20)
So we're back. And at this time during the podcast, I usually call out my hero of the week week and my Coward of the week. But this week, this week, I got to talk about something else because this story was just so crazy. I. I kid you not, I had to convince my producer to let me talk about Kristi Noem's husband because she just thinks this story is so weird, she can't believe it's true. She keeps asking me, are you sure this is true? It's just so weird. Are you sure it's not AI? No, it is not AI. And we're going to talk about it. So of course I'm talking about it. And if you don't know about this story, you need to put down whatever you're doing and go Google this right now. We are talking about Brian Noem. That is Deportation Barbie's husband. And so if you didn't see the story, turns out that Brian Noem is a cross dresser with a bimbofication fetish. Yes, that is a thing, a bimbofication fetish. And it is where people dress in exaggerated feminine features as part of their feet, their fetish. So here he was having these calls, these zooms and facetimes with sex workers where he was in full fetish mode wearing these two huge balloons mimicking women's breasts and doing pouty lip poses and having conversations with these sex workers. So my friend Mark Caputo, who's from Miami, he used to be in the Miami Herald, he's now at Axios, got the story pitched to him by a lawyer representing one of the sex workers who allegedly is an immigrant, maybe even an undocumented immigrant in this country. So this woman claims that she. The T in this is just so good. She claims that she mistakenly but called the number back that Jason, that was the name that Brian Noem would use, that she made this call and got Noem Insurance company. And when she Googled that, she saw pictures of Brian Noem with Kristi Noem and then came to the realization that this was Kristi Noem's husband. And because she's an immigrant and because she might be an undocumented immigrant, she's pissed as hell with the terrorizing by Kristi Norm's department of immigrants. And as revenge, she pitched this story wanting this story known. And listen, I'm gonna tell you this. Usually I wouldn't be into this type of story because I think people's kinks amongst consenting adults is their business. And also because I realize that this is causing a lot of hurt to the Noam children. Well, they're not children. They're adults. They're full grown ass adults. And to Kristi Noem. But I'm making an exception in this case, and I'll tell you why. Because Kristi Noem has displayed incredible cruelty and lack of grace when it comes to the families of Alex Preddy, of Renee Good, and of so many immigrants whose lives have been destroyed because of her actions. And what's happened under dhs, under her leadership, just in the recent weeks, we have seen and months, we've seen Donald Trump relish the death and celebrate the death of Robert Mueller. Kristi Noem didn't say shit. We saw him relish and celebrate the death of Rob Reiner and his wife. Kristi Noem didn't say shit. And so now she's asking for privacy and prayers. If she didn't give that privacy to the families of Alex Preddy and Renee Goode and to the families and didn't demand the same privacy and prayers for the family of Rob Reiner and Bub Mueller when her boss was relishing their deaths, I'm not about to give her privacy and prayers now. It's a little too late. It's a little too hypocritical. It's a little too convenient for her to be asking for privacy and prayers. And also, listen, I think We've got to talk about. Yes, this is kinky. This is freaky. This is weird. I'm convincing JB Here that this is not made up. It's also a national security threat, guys. So let's just think about what it could have meant, or what it may have meant, that the spouse of the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security was sending thousands, tens of thousands of dollars to sex workers, engaging in these zoom calls while wearing two huge bazookas under his shirt. You know what that means? It means that he and she could have been blackmailed. We just saw in the last few days that Kash Patel's emails were hacked and leaked, supposedly by a group sympathizing with Iran. Well, what the hell do you think could have happened if people had been able to hack into his PayPal account and see the tens of thousands of dollars being paid to sex workers or hacked into some of these zoom calls or these FaceTime lives that he was doing with sex workers? It means that our secretary of the Department of Homeland Security was subject to and could have been subject to, and vulnerable to blackmail and extortion by foreign foes, by domestic foes. It could have led to a complete and absolute disaster. I cannot believe that this was not caught by the people who vetted this family when she was going through Senate confirmation. And because I am kind of relishing the story, and I'm relishing it again because of the hypocrisy. This is the same Kristi Norm who was governor and as Secretary of State, has berated the transgender community, the drag queen community banned drag shows in South Dakota all the time, while her husband is a cross dresser doing these kind of things. And there have been some amazing memes because the Internet never fails. And some amazing things that have been written in the Internet. Some amazing comments. So let me give you some of them. I don't know that I can say this without laughing, but I'll try. You remember Kristi Noem who shot her dog, right? Her dog, Cricket. So one of these Internet posts says about his huge bazookas. Those puppies are so big. It's too bad she didn't shoot them. Somebody else says privacy and prayer. For what? Big, fake tits? Another one says, Kristi Gnome's husband. Could be just a shakeup RuPaul's Drag Race is looking for. I would have thought Kristi Noem was not the biggest boob in her household. And then there was one that said, fortunately for him, given her history in shooting animals, he wasn't also a furry. So, yeah, okay, that's what we're ending with this week. I thought it needed some. You needed to hear this tea and we needed to talk about it. So thank you again for joining us on BLEEP with Ana Navarro. Thank you to Congressman Jamie Raskin for being part of this episode this week, and thank you all for listening. Please leave me your comments, Leave me your thoughts. Listen, I know there was a lot of curse words in this episode, but people, I mean, really, we had to do it. We had to do it today. Bleep with Anna Navarro is a Hyphenate Media Group production in partnership with iHeart's Micultura Podcast Network. 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