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Blue Balls NYCFC
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You've got Blue Balls! How lucky for you. Check in every week for rapturous pod talk on all things NYCFC. With NYC Hosts Jake Beckhard (@jakebecknation) and Trey Fillmore (@treyfillmore). "You guys are a good follow" -Brad Sims *MERCH: linktr.ee/blueballspod
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Episode 11: S12E11: Just Like A Perea, I’ll Take You There
1w ago00:52:44Tap to summarizeShort one this week, blue ballers. Your fine fellows chat three lossless after seven winless and so much more, including a 1-1 draw in Jersey, the misery of a messed-up Maxi, halves that made us whole, and much more. Make sure to pack your neck pillow and your special cushion — you’ve got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 10: S12E10: Keaton Ain’t Eatin’
3w ago00:51:48Tap to summarizeYer charming chuds chat seven winless matches and the balm in gilead we found in Harrison, New Jersey; the perpetually orphaned Nico, Australian ankles, misplaced Maxi, and more — plus a piteous precap of our date with the Crew and some teeth gritting and table setting for the final pre-cup weeks. Check the frozen foods aisle — you’ve got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 9: S12E9: Prince UwUsu *notices ur goal*
4w ago00:57:00Tap to summarizeYour soccer sots spill tea on NYCFC's one point out of six in the last two matches and the miserable turn a once-promising season has taken. We chat Farnos' first-time first-team start, the baleful boys at the back line, the ghost of Martinez, judgments on Jansen, and much more. Plus: will NYCFC cost Matt Freese his USMNT glory? And: can we wrench some momentum from an equally-miserable Red Bulls at the Open Cup? Check your fanny pack at the sample sale security; you've got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 8: S12E8: Good, Average, Poor Things
Apr 2000:55:22Tap to summarizeYer cheeky chappies chat every hair-pulling minute of NYCFC’s 1-2 loss to a charmless Charlotte FC. We talk a Nico nipped in the bud, a baffled back line, a faithless front, and so much more. Plus: Pascal’s pugilism in the press. And: a warning about the wages of Cin. Make sure you keep your phone in your back pocket — you’ve got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 7: S12E7: A-Westchestered Development
Apr 1601:12:00Tap to summarizeYer fine fellas chat two matches, one chummy and one glummy, including this week's Talles talk, end-to-end entropy, miserably missing Martins, The Return of the Mala-King, Goose on the loose upstate, and much more. Plus: more World Cup handwringing, a Crocker of Shit, missing managers in Miami, and Chicago chat. And: a charming Charlotte precap ahead of Saturday's match. Call the pope and apologize: tell him you've got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 6: S12E6: DTF (Defense Too Flaky) St Louis
Apr 801:14:58Tap to summarizeYer chummy chuds chew cud on: stoppage time disappointments and whether Wolf’s chomping on the competition; thin back lines and compressed chances; plus salary caps and NYCFC raps, and Cascadian / Scarsdalian precaps. Open your fu*ckin podcast app, you crazy bastards: you’ve got Blue Balls!
Transcribe →Episode 5: S12E5: When Will My Deflections Show // Who I Am Offside
Apr 201:11:53Tap to summarizeFellas flappin gums on Leo delivering the first L of the season, VARguments, Nico's suave set pieces, and much more. Plus: Italian anguish, American anxiety, and losing the best of us. And finally a short & sweet St. Lou previou. You think that's underwear you're wearing? April Fools: you've got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 4: S12E4: Colo Doodie: Magn-ern Warfare
Mar 1901:08:26Tap to summarizeChum chat on a 3-1 streak extender, Nic O'Fernandez, the MagNine Opus, toothless Wolf, press like garlic, and much more. plus: multi-use stadia arcadia, men on the March, Gotham on the 7 train, and more. And finally: an idkcap for an unusually messi Miami. Put that bracket down — you’ve got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 3: S12E3: Five-Zerough Footie
Mar 1001:01:18Tap to summarizeDa guys dig in to a veritable feast of blue vibes this week to chat a 5-0 victory over Orlando, NYCFC's es-Crep-e hatch, time travelin' Maxi, the Ojeda tornada', five-star service, redistricting Parks up to the line, and more. Plus: Tally up another Magnochat, and: a Colorado team making a rapids ascent. Don't sprint outside for the 65 degree weather: you've got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 2: S12E2: Penso Mightier Than The sVARd
Mar 601:08:31Tap to summarizeThe fellas talk giving 100% on a trip down I-95, Ojeda foreva, the Year of Graygical Thinking, tactical overloads and practical roads, Penso's pensive penalty process, playing the Sims until we're Dun, what we'd like to Seymour of, and as always, an Orlando precap that will have you roaring, and we ain't lion. Don't strain yourself shoveling snow for a city payday — you've got Blue Balls.
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