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Blue Balls NYCFC
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You've got Blue Balls! How lucky for you. Check in every week for rapturous pod talk on all things NYCFC. With NYC Hosts Jake Beckhard (@jakebecknation) and Trey Fillmore (@treyfillmore). "You guys are a good follow" -Brad Sims *MERCH: linktr.ee/blueballspod
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Episode 13: S12E13: Bosnia Her Zegovina? I Hardly Know Her Zegovina!
4d ago01:03:41Tap to summarizeIt’s the World Cup, Blue Ballers, and the guys talk about it. Triggered???
Transcribe →Episode 12: S12E12: Cup Runneth Over
3w ago01:11:42Tap to summarizeJake & Trey find a minute between matches to talk transfers/rumors, aussie assassination, the unbotchable poch, and much more in this world cup casual-cast. Don't let go of that barstool — you've got Blue Balls. (alt. title: Hentai Boys Trip)
Transcribe →Episode 11: S12E11: Just Like A Perea, I’ll Take You There
May 1700:52:44Tap to summarizeShort one this week, blue ballers. Your fine fellows chat three lossless after seven winless and so much more, including a 1-1 draw in Jersey, the misery of a messed-up Maxi, halves that made us whole, and much more. Make sure to pack your neck pillow and your special cushion — you’ve got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 10: S12E10: Keaton Ain’t Eatin’
May 700:51:48Tap to summarizeYer charming chuds chat seven winless matches and the balm in gilead we found in Harrison, New Jersey; the perpetually orphaned Nico, Australian ankles, misplaced Maxi, and more — plus a piteous precap of our date with the Crew and some teeth gritting and table setting for the final pre-cup weeks. Check the frozen foods aisle — you’ve got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 9: S12E9: Prince UwUsu *notices ur goal*
Apr 2700:57:00Tap to summarizeYour soccer sots spill tea on NYCFC's one point out of six in the last two matches and the miserable turn a once-promising season has taken. We chat Farnos' first-time first-team start, the baleful boys at the back line, the ghost of Martinez, judgments on Jansen, and much more. Plus: will NYCFC cost Matt Freese his USMNT glory? And: can we wrench some momentum from an equally-miserable Red Bulls at the Open Cup? Check your fanny pack at the sample sale security; you've got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 8: S12E8: Good, Average, Poor Things
Apr 2000:55:22Tap to summarizeYer cheeky chappies chat every hair-pulling minute of NYCFC’s 1-2 loss to a charmless Charlotte FC. We talk a Nico nipped in the bud, a baffled back line, a faithless front, and so much more. Plus: Pascal’s pugilism in the press. And: a warning about the wages of Cin. Make sure you keep your phone in your back pocket — you’ve got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 7: S12E7: A-Westchestered Development
Apr 1601:12:00Tap to summarizeYer fine fellas chat two matches, one chummy and one glummy, including this week's Talles talk, end-to-end entropy, miserably missing Martins, The Return of the Mala-King, Goose on the loose upstate, and much more. Plus: more World Cup handwringing, a Crocker of Shit, missing managers in Miami, and Chicago chat. And: a charming Charlotte precap ahead of Saturday's match. Call the pope and apologize: tell him you've got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 6: S12E6: DTF (Defense Too Flaky) St Louis
Apr 801:14:58Tap to summarizeYer chummy chuds chew cud on: stoppage time disappointments and whether Wolf’s chomping on the competition; thin back lines and compressed chances; plus salary caps and NYCFC raps, and Cascadian / Scarsdalian precaps. Open your fu*ckin podcast app, you crazy bastards: you’ve got Blue Balls!
Transcribe →Episode 5: S12E5: When Will My Deflections Show // Who I Am Offside
Apr 201:11:53Tap to summarizeFellas flappin gums on Leo delivering the first L of the season, VARguments, Nico's suave set pieces, and much more. Plus: Italian anguish, American anxiety, and losing the best of us. And finally a short & sweet St. Lou previou. You think that's underwear you're wearing? April Fools: you've got Blue Balls.
Transcribe →Episode 4: S12E4: Colo Doodie: Magn-ern Warfare
Mar 1901:08:26Tap to summarizeChum chat on a 3-1 streak extender, Nic O'Fernandez, the MagNine Opus, toothless Wolf, press like garlic, and much more. plus: multi-use stadia arcadia, men on the March, Gotham on the 7 train, and more. And finally: an idkcap for an unusually messi Miami. Put that bracket down — you’ve got Blue Balls.
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