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You've got Blue Balls! How lucky for you. Check in every week for rapturous pod talk on all things NYCFC. With NYC Hosts Jake Beckhard (@jakebecknation) and Trey Fillmore (@treyfillmore). "You guys are a good follow" -Brad Sims *MERCH: linktr.ee/blueballspod

Short one this week, blue ballers. Your fine fellows chat three lossless after seven winless and so much more, including a 1-1 draw in Jersey, the misery of a messed-up Maxi, halves that made us whole, and much more. Make sure to pack your neck pillow and your special cushion — you’ve got Blue Balls.

Yer charming chuds chat seven winless matches and the balm in gilead we found in Harrison, New Jersey; the perpetually orphaned Nico, Australian ankles, misplaced Maxi, and more — plus a piteous precap of our date with the Crew and some teeth gritting and table setting for the final pre-cup weeks. Check the frozen foods aisle — you’ve got Blue Balls.

Your soccer sots spill tea on NYCFC's one point out of six in the last two matches and the miserable turn a once-promising season has taken. We chat Farnos' first-time first-team start, the baleful boys at the back line, the ghost of Martinez, judgments on Jansen, and much more. Plus: will NYCFC cost Matt Freese his USMNT glory? And: can we wrench some momentum from an equally-miserable Red Bulls at the Open Cup? Check your fanny pack at the sample sale security; you've got Blue Balls.

Yer cheeky chappies chat every hair-pulling minute of NYCFC’s 1-2 loss to a charmless Charlotte FC. We talk a Nico nipped in the bud, a baffled back line, a faithless front, and so much more. Plus: Pascal’s pugilism in the press. And: a warning about the wages of Cin. Make sure you keep your phone in your back pocket — you’ve got Blue Balls.

Yer fine fellas chat two matches, one chummy and one glummy, including this week's Talles talk, end-to-end entropy, miserably missing Martins, The Return of the Mala-King, Goose on the loose upstate, and much more. Plus: more World Cup handwringing, a Crocker of Shit, missing managers in Miami, and Chicago chat. And: a charming Charlotte precap ahead of Saturday's match. Call the pope and apologize: tell him you've got Blue Balls.

Yer chummy chuds chew cud on: stoppage time disappointments and whether Wolf’s chomping on the competition; thin back lines and compressed chances; plus salary caps and NYCFC raps, and Cascadian / Scarsdalian precaps. Open your fu*ckin podcast app, you crazy bastards: you’ve got Blue Balls!

Fellas flappin gums on Leo delivering the first L of the season, VARguments, Nico's suave set pieces, and much more. Plus: Italian anguish, American anxiety, and losing the best of us. And finally a short & sweet St. Lou previou. You think that's underwear you're wearing? April Fools: you've got Blue Balls.

Chum chat on a 3-1 streak extender, Nic O'Fernandez, the MagNine Opus, toothless Wolf, press like garlic, and much more. plus: multi-use stadia arcadia, men on the March, Gotham on the 7 train, and more. And finally: an idkcap for an unusually messi Miami. Put that bracket down — you’ve got Blue Balls.

Da guys dig in to a veritable feast of blue vibes this week to chat a 5-0 victory over Orlando, NYCFC's es-Crep-e hatch, time travelin' Maxi, the Ojeda tornada', five-star service, redistricting Parks up to the line, and more. Plus: Tally up another Magnochat, and: a Colorado team making a rapids ascent. Don't sprint outside for the 65 degree weather: you've got Blue Balls.

The fellas talk giving 100% on a trip down I-95, Ojeda foreva, the Year of Graygical Thinking, tactical overloads and practical roads, Penso's pensive penalty process, playing the Sims until we're Dun, what we'd like to Seymour of, and as always, an Orlando precap that will have you roaring, and we ain't lion. Don't strain yourself shoveling snow for a city payday — you've got Blue Balls.