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VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 447 Producers: NetNed, ericpp, phifer, ChadF, Shadrach, Rollz McGuyver, Boolysteed, RevCyberTrucker, Matjo, Let's Fo Live Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to:PO Box 410154KCMO 64141 Tune in to the season finale of Battle of the Douchebags on July 26th after No Agenda! Intro/Outro: daPlaque - Overdrive FIRST TIME I EVER...This week. Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY EVER got ear raped.Next week, we want to hear about the FIrst TIme YOU Ever called into a radio show. TOP THREE 3337 arrests involving unlawful or unknown citizenship status in June, 33 placed on ICE Hold (Local 3 News)SNAP enrollment dropped by 33,000 in WA (The News Tribune)Former Laredo, TX middle school teacher sentenced to 33 years for child sex abuse (KGNS) BEHIND THE CURTAINMassachusetts legalization repeal effort qualifies for November ballot, but faces challenge (Marijuana Moment)Pennsylvania's ban on gun licenses over marijuana convictions being challenged in a new federal lawsuit (Marijuana Moment)Wyoming Attorney General Keith Kautz blocks rescheduling under state law (Marijuana Moment) METAL MOMENTTonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Antisect's The Next Year Zero.You can follow along with his shenanigans at @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social anywhere across the Fediverse. ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINClark Moody DashboardX changed its algorithm to try and fix what might be its biggest problem (The Independent)House passed DST bill (Twitter)Bitcoin ticks up to $64K following largest inflation slowdown in six years (Yahoo Finance)When modest Bitcoin ETF inflows begin to feel meaningful (Bloomberg / archived)Bitcoin capitalists are driving Bitcoin across the adoption chasm (whether you like it or not) (Twitter)Lake Satoshi FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!Killer husband who tried to stage wife's 'suicide' jailed for 33 years (ITVX)International penpals meet after 33-year correspondence (Australian Broadcasting Company)Connecticut husky saves boy from bear (Good Morning America / YouTube)Labrador rescued after eating discarded weed on Scotland's highest mountain (10 News / YouTube)Cop who binned cannabis to dodge paperwork still on the force (1 News New Zealand)Argument over stolen underwear on way to dispensary ends in assault charge for Bolivar woman (Ozarks First)Man's 'mortifying' poo incident two years ago lands him in prison (Gloucestershire Live)Bull bison charges Yellowstone tourist, flipping him into the air (NBC News / YouTube)Granada Hills Vons stays open after customer dies, employees say (CBS News / YouTube)Japanese woman arrested for sewing roommate's mouth shut (The Independent)Fort Wayne, Indiana man accused of cutting off his genitals, using them to commit arson (WDRB)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Kevin S, ChadF, ericpp, RevCyberTrucker, cbrooklyn112, RevHodl, LB, Boolysteed, Reed, makeheroism Bowl After Bowl V4V Amazon wishlistHere is ChadF's boostagram anniversary clip from Podcasting 2.0 Episode 140: Shim Theory GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Teknartist - Stargazer FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever saw a military plane in flight.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever were ear raped. TOP THREE 33Walmart drops the price of coke by 33% (Yahoo)Alameda County (California) fire crews responded to 33 fires over Fourth of July (Pleasanton Weekly)Vail (Colorado) Police made 33 arrests over July 4 weekend (VailDaily) BEHIND THE CURTAINCat Packer of the Drug Policy Alliance reports from the rescheduling hearing (Marijuana Moment)Army bans kratom use (Stars and Stripes) after DEA moves to temporarily place 7-OH, three related substances into Schedule I (Federal Registrar)Co-Founder of Chicago Ivy Hall found guilty of scheme involving leasing jets to a Mexican cocaine trafficker (Chicago Sun Times)Illinois marijuana dispensary sues IRS for $1.6 million refund (Bloomberg / archived)Nebraska Gov. Jim Pillen approved medical cannabis regulations one day after the state attorney general signed off (Nebraska Examiner)New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham puses back against criticisms of new policy rewuiring officials to seek immediate custody of newborns (Source NM)Rhode Island police detective used 'false' info in cannabs case, lawyer says (The Providence Journal) METAL MOMENTTonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Darkthrone's Transylvanian Hunger.Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINStrategy logs $8.3 billion loss as it sells off Bitcoin (The Wall Street Journal / archived)Strategy purchasesBinance offers yield to Bitcoin owners (Yahoo Finance)Trump Bitcoin Reserve faces hurdles as departments seek control (Bloomberg / archived)Bitcoin rebounds after Trump says he's become 'a big crypto guy' (CNBC)Donald Trump teaches crypto devotees a valuable lesson (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!Rare copy of Declaration of Independence found by UK National Archives in papers of captured US ship (AP)Australia space balls land on beach (KTLA)Australian officials ask fans to respect the privacy of Neil, a 1-ton seal who respects nothing (FOX)Toddler found in pool declared dead, but he's alive, parents could be charged (FOX)Self-driving car service delivers misbehaving teens to San Mateo police (Mercury News)Waymo drives over illegal firework in San Francisco (CBS)Police investigate after children’s paper hedgehogs found to be made from erotic novel (Dexerto)Portland teen finds original Wilt Chamberlain warm-up jacket at Hillsboro Goodwill (YouTube)Smokey the Bear arrests Florida man for stealing his signs (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ericpp, phifer, ChadF, Anonymous, cbrooklyn, rev.hodl, Boolysteed, Permanerd, M. Andrew Jones GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Calico Cactus - Courage Battle of the Douchebags Season 2, Episode 8M. Andrew Jones' website FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever watched a video on the internet.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw a military plane in flight. TOP THREE 33Two boys pulled from Venezuela earthquake rubble among 33 people rescued over weekend (BBC)Another insurance company to lower rates in Georgia, save residents $33 million (WSB-TV)Alibaba slides 33% as Anthropic AI accusation hits shares (Yahoo) BEHIND THE CURTAINDEA, FDA highlight marijuana is safer than alcohol, opioids during resecheduling hearing's opening day (Marijuana Moment)Staggering amounts of fentanyl hit streets as the DEA wtached, took no action records show (The Associated Press)New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham calls for criminal probe of DEA allowing fentanyl shipments to hit streets (AP)DEA Administrator Terrance Cole requests Department of Justice Office of Inspector General conduct independent review of allegations agency allows fentanyl pills to reach streets (DEA.gov)Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry allows psychedelic therapy bill to pass without signature (LA.gov)Kansas City Cannabis Company faces proposed class action lawsuit over 'cashless ATM' scheme (KCTV5)THC hemp products remain legal for all in South Carolina after efforts to limit sales fails (SC Daily Gazette) Virginia House and Senate accept Gov. Abigail Spanberger's amendments to budget METAL MOMENTTonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Helmet's Unsung.Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINMicroStrategy stops just hoarding Bitcoin - now it will manage it like smart money (Yahoo Finance)Trump made $1 billion from crypto, financial disclosure shows (ABC News)VP JD Vance's Bitcoin holdings rise to $250K-$500K (Pluang)BIP-110 Fork Simulator / Bitnod.es / BIP-110 Signaling ChartJameson Lopp's Knotzi Death March CountdownJimmy Song article / @GrassFedBitcoin Tweet / @LeonidasNFT TweetClark Moody Dashboard Child abuse imagery found within Bitcoin's blockchain (The Guardian) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!Goodbye Amaco: Oldest Sun Bear at Sandakan Conservation Center, Malaysia dies at 33 (The Star)33% of Dutch fans plan to wake for 3 a.m. Oranje-Morocco World Cup match (NL Times)Bayville, New York voters force man to be mayor (New York Post)Rotting body found in NYC school chimney after putrid odor leds to call to extermintor (New York Post)Boyfriend dies dumping strangled girlfriend (Law & Crime)Antarctica's first ever dinosaur bone found in drawer (New York Post)Mutant sewer rats spreading in US cities (Daily Mail)Dropped sunglasses lead to man getting trapped in campground toilet (UPI)Groom gambles away entire wedding fund, then sues DraftKings (The Independent)Missing Florida pup found thousands of miles away on Long Island with different name (New York Post)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Robert Willey, ericpp, ChadF, Rev.Hodl, cbrooklyn, Reed, Boolysteed, makeheroism Music Podcast PlayerHyperSpaceOutThe Redbar 444 Saga GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Mark Tyner - Dream Theory FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever crashed out online.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever watched a video on the internet. TOP THREE 33Former state lawmaker from Nashua sentenced to 33 years in prison for child exploitation (New Hampshire Public Radio)$33 million financing package set for veterans housing in Florida (Affordable Housing Finance)Chula Vista reports 33 instances of federal immigration enforcement activities in 2025 (The San Diego Union-Tribune / archive) BEHIND THE CURTAINSupreme Court rules against government in gun case (CBS / YouTube)NORML asks DEA to reconsider its request to participate in rescheduling hearing (J.A. Bondy)Trulieve became the first U.S. cannabis operator approved to list its subordinate voting shares on the New York Stock Exchange, trading under the ticker TRLV (Trulieve)Connecticut Governor Ned Lamont signed the FY2027 budget adjustment as well as the state's first tribal cannabis compact with the Mashantucket Pequot Tribe (CT.gov)Vermont Gov. Phil Scott signed an omnibus cannabis bill (VT.gov)Virginia lawmakers sent Gov. Abigail Spanberger budget legislation including provisions to legalize weed sales (VA.gov) METAL MOMENTFollow along with RevCyberTrucker's shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINClark Moody DashboardSpaceX's $600 billion plunge erased equivalent of nearly half of Bitcoin's market cap in 3 days (CoinDesk)Strategy owns 4.3% of Bitcoin: what happens if BTC drops to $50,000? (CCN)Morgan County residents fill commission meeting to fight proposed bitcoin mining facility (Yahoo Finance)Somerville bitcoin mining project halted for one year (WAAY)Stop celebrating Bitcoin's recovery. It's been dead money for five years. (Barchart)Bitcoin is DeadKC Bitcoiners' Meetups happening THIS Thursday FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!Bright blue pigeons dyed for gender reveal spark wildlife concerns near Salt River, Arizona (12 News / YouTube)Skateboarder rolls across United States coast to coast in 39 days, shattering his own world record (Offbeaty)Oklahoma Arby's employee accused of giving herpes to customer (KJRH-TV Tulsa / YouTube)85-year-old Florida man clocked driving 110 mph, accused of street racing (Action News 5)Australian police 'seriously concerned' as magician vanishes (7 News)TSA sounds alarm after World Cup fans pack their bags with ranch dressing (FOX 10)Japanese real estate agent hires green screen guy but doesn't know how to remove him (Pet a Pixel)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, ChadF, phifer, Rev.Hodl, Boolysteed, Permanerd, alt_smij, ericpp, Sir TJ the Wrathful GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: MONIN - End of Time FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever went to a breastaurant.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever crashed out online. TOP THREE 3333 dogs rescued from box truck, SUV during Riverside County animal cruelty investigation (CBS)La Crosse, Wisconsin school district survey shows slim majority support for $33 million community pool referendum (News 8000)Mindanao earthquake death toll rises to 68; 33 still missing (Inquirer)Nova Scotia recruits 33 US doctors as physician hiring reaches record levels (CTV News)Zhipu surges 33% as Wall Street raises bets on China AI after Anthropic curbs (CNBC) BEHIND THE CURTAINIllinois Gov. JB Pritzker signs bill banning sale of hemp to anyone younger than 21 (WTTW)New Hampshire Gov. Kelly Ayotte vetoed a bill to allow medical weed businesses to cultivate in greenhouses (New Hampshire Bulletin)Virginia nears legal retail pot market with sales proposed to start in 2027 (ABC 13 News)New Zealand scraps licensing, sets THC limit for hemp at 1% (Hemp Today) METAL MOMENTFollow along with the RevCyberTrucker's shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINClark Moody DashboardStrategy purchasesResidents being scammed by Bitcoin ATMs is on the rise, SAPD says (Express News / archive)Cary, NC woman loses thousands in sophisticated jury duty scam (ABC)Bitcoin is not a scarce asset (American Banker / archive)Bitcoin King fastest BSS winner at Northfield (US Trotting News) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!Florida couple in IVF clinic's embryo mix-up will keep baby who isn't genetically theirs (NBC)Mobility scooter boomer sends cyclists flying in Germany (FOX)North Carolina cop caught having sex on duty in patrol car, tosses bodycam in Lake Royale (WRAL)Adopted shelter dog tests positive for rabies in Texas (FOX)Gaming PC saves owner from bullet fired by neighbor's dog (Techspot)Dealership revoked offer to buy back customer's BMW blaming wayward AI chatbot (CBC)Florida man rents Lambo, gets caught going 107 mph "celebrating" (CBS)New Zealand tourist attraction closed due to unsanctioned poop (UPI)HOA plans to euthanize geese (WAFF)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Rev.Hodl, Kevin S, Logues, RevCyberTrucker, ChadF, RnR Andy Brash, cbrooklyn, HeyCitizen++, Boolysteed, piranesi, Reed Tune in to Battle of the Douchebags THURSDAY June 11 after No Agenda GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Stryv & Aaron Thompson - Ignite FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had an energy drink.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever visited a breastaurant. TOP THREE 33Kentucky Gov. Beshear extends gas tax reduction for 33 cities, counties (WLWT)Boeing jet deliveries jump to 60 in May, 33% higher than last year (Reuters)Fire engulfs 33 hybrid cars at docks compound (BBC)33 cities with highest number of dog attacks on mail carriers, according to USPS (AL.com) BEHIND THE CURTAINWNBA collective bargaining agreement removes weed from banned substances list, sets out rules for how players can invest in, promote cannacompanies (WNBPA)First Alabama medical dispensary opens after years of delay (Alabama Reflector)Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signed a bill revising how pot tax revenue is allocated (Colorado.gov)Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont signed bill expanding psychedelic pilot program (CT.gov)Idaho lawmakers approve ballot language blocking voters from legalizing weed (ID.gov)Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds signs bill doubling medical dispensary license number, letting out-of-state residents register in the program (Iowa.gov)Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry allowed bill letting terminal patients use medical pot in hospitals take effect without his signature (LA.gov)New Jersey Gov. Mike Sherrill signed a bill allowing large-size hemp drinks, letting medical dispensaries add recreational sales without local approval (NJ.gov) METAL MOMENTTonight, the RevCyberTrucker is MIA but you can follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINClark Moody DashboardStrategy purchasesMore than $1 trillion in value gone in 8 months. What's going on with Bitcoin? (CNN)US attacks Iran amid the "ceasefire": Bitcoin, gold, oil react (Mitrade)Bitcoin's brutal sell-off sparks a flurry of trading in related stocks, including one big bullish bet (CNBC)Bitcoin flashes one of its rarest demand signals in six years (TradingView)KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation meetup June 15 6:30 pm @ Westport Flea Market FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!Truck carrying fireworks ignites on I-75 in southern Tennessee (Local 12)Alligator attacks DWI suspect who was fleeing police (Inside Edition)Florida man arrested for burglary while en route to court for another burglary charge (WFLA)Florida man leads cops on slow-speed pursuit (FOX 10)Tricycle-riding suspect accused in bizarre Florida lawn ornament theft (CBS)Two ladies, a dog, a lighthouse, possible Bigfoot encounter on Michigan beach (FOX)"Celebrity" border collie dognapped, eaten after being sold to restaurant for $27 (The Independent)Scientists find yeast in frozen mummy's guts, use it to make sourdough bread (CBS)Australian cockroach kingpin caught with 100,000 illegal insects in record bug bust (FOX)Former Air Canada pilot arrested after allegedly flying with fake license (Global News)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, Silvie, Reed, Rev.Hodl, Boolysteed, ericpp Local Bitcoiners' Episode 009 ft. Sir Spencer XMR Chat GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Raven - Calvin FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had a friend get locked up.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever tried an energy drink. TOP THREE 3333 Palestinians killed by Israeli fire in Gaza during Eid holiday, Health Ministry says (Anadolu Ajansi)Palestine Red Crescent carries out new medical evacuation of 33 patients from Gaza via Rafah crossing (WAFA Agency)33 Houston ISD campuses no longer participating in free lunch program (ABC13 Houston)Walmart makes change to delivery in 33 US markets (AL.com)Georgia drivers lose 33 cent tax break (FOX 5 Atlanta)Amkor's $33 million expansion raises concerns for Peoria, Arizona residents (AZ Family) BEHIND THE CURTAINTrump, administration sued over federal rescheduling twice (Marijuana Moment)California tribes can't participate in statewide pot industry without getting their own licenses, Attorney General says (CA.gov)Hawaii Attorney General shows more people are being denied gun permits over their medical pot patient status than any other reason (HI.gov)Louisiana lawmakers send Gov. Jeff Landry psychedelic assisted therapy pilot program bill (LA.gov), Landry signed bill threatening to send people to jail for up to a year if they smoke pot within 2,000 Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signed bill revising various cannabis rules, requiring regulators to issue recommendations on launching a psilocybin therapy program (MN.gov) METAL MOMENTTonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Faith No More's Epic.Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINClark Moody DashboardCrypto liquidations top $1 billion as Bitcoin's slide deepens (Yahoo Finance / Bloomberg)Bitcoin drops back under $70,000, Strategy extends its slide (CNBC)How a carjacking in Connecticut led back to a man known as the crypto 'Godfather' in California (CNN)Mined in America Act would put Bitcoin Network at risk (The Rage)KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation Meetup @ 6:30 pm on Monday June 15th FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!Austrian doctor who amputated wrong leg fined, returned to work (CBS)NHS surgeon fired after amputating legs for his kink (Daily Mail)Mysterious sonic boom rattles South Carolina (NBC)Polish exotic animal expert discovers loose porcupine was his pet (UPI)Parakeet blamed for damaging cars in Scotland (STV)FBI arrests CIA official with $40 million in gold bars in his home (The New York Times)No one wants to be mayor of this long Island town (NBC)Neighbor from hell facing prison time (LBC) Man destroys home with excavator after wife says marriage is over (CBS)Video shows group prying open NYC manhole (NBC)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, TJtheDoerfel, ericpp, Salty_Crayon, Reed, cbrooklyn, The Ohm, Echo Reality, Boolysteed, Henrik Flyman, piranesi, makeheroism Stay tuned for Battle of the Douchebags June 11thPlay HyperSpaceOut SundayXMRChat is an option for Bowlers GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Mark Tyner - Dream Theory FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever got a coupon.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a friend get locked up. TOP THREE 3333 rip current rescues in North Carolina on Memorial Day weekend (WGHP)Iran lets 33 vessels pass through the Strait of Hormuz (safety4sea)Amazon to invest over $33 billion in cloud, AI infrastructure in Southeast Asia (Vietnam Investment Report)Kyle Busch's race car, No. 33, unloaded at track in silence 2 days after his sudden death at 41 (People)Investigators seize 33 pounds of suspected meth in High Point, NC drug bust, 3 arrested (WFMY News) BEHIND THE CURTAINDepartment of Transportation backs "witnessed" urine drug testing for truck drivers (Filter Mag)DEA took enforcement action against unlicensed dispensaries in NY (DOJ)Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy has omnibus criminal justice bill on his desk featuring an expungement provision (AK Legislation)Colorado regulators are being sued by cultivator claiming they owe millions in tax refunds (Denver Gazette / archived)Delaware Gov. Matt Meyer signed bill allowing terminally ill patients to use pot in hospitals (DE Legislation)Indiana Supreme Court suspends judge without pay for 60 days for edibles (IN Courts)Louisiana lawmakers sent Gov. Jeff Landry a bill to allow patients with terminal, irreersible conditions to use pot in hospitals (LA Legislature)Michigan sheriff blasts outside investigation into roach discovered in department vehicle (FOX)Montana State Rep. Jade Sooktis please not guilty to charge of aggravated driving under the influence (Daily Montanan)Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger vetoes legalization legislation (VA.gov) METAL MOMENT (ON HIATUS)Follow along with RevCyberTrucker's shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINEx-Parte (proposed) order for alternative service (Supreme Court of NYC) via SuiGenerisJohn noteStrategy touts misleading Bitcoin per share gain (Investors)Holyoke, MA police prevent Bitcoin scam, warn of cryptocurrency fraud (WWLP)Someone just destroyed $8.2 million in Bitcoin -- why? (Yahoo! Finance)Bitcoin burn address receives 107 BTC in five transactions (Binance) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLINGRome's 'sexy priest' calendar star never set foot in a seminary (The Associated Press)Charges dismissed for Florida woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving (CBS)Hobbyists find biggest Viking coin hoard in Norway's history (FOX)British man becomes world's oldest wing walker at 98 (UPI)Nude New Jersey man arrested in Florida for nude trespassing at oceanfront condos (CBS News)Florida senior arrested on five charges after flashing neighbors (Local 10)Chinese authorities destroy villager's 10-story home (The Guardian)Massachusetts police seek owner of large, creepy puppet turned over to the station (UPI)Kansas dealership can't move sold truck after robin builds nest on tire (KMBC)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 439 Producers: SircussMedia, ChadF, HeyCitizen, Shadrach, phifer, ericpp, Otis Bitmeyer The headlines called her Precious Doe. Her name was Erica Green. (The Kansas City Defender)Bring the kids to a KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation meetup the 3rd Monday of each monthHyperSpaceOut.comLocal Bitcoiners Episode 009 ft. Spencer PO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: EVA - 失望した FIRST TIME I EVER...Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever got stabbed.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a coupon. TOP THREE 33Miami International Airport is getting a $33 million upgrade (TimeOut)Mpox infections may outnumber diagnosed cases 33 to 1, study suggests (CIDRAP)Pittsburgh Zoo acquires 33-year-old Little Joe in gorilla trade with Boston's Franklin Park Zoo (CBS) BEHIND THE CURTAIN3rd annual Cannabis Week of Unity hits Capitol Hill (Filter)Department of Transportation says truck drivers, pilots, other federal workers still can't use pot (DOT.gov)Arizona Corporation Commission orders pot payment processor to pay restitution, administrative penalties for alleged securities registration violations (AZCC)Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signs SB 220: Putting Georgia's Patients First Act, expands medical weed access (GA Legislature)Iowa lawmakers send Gov. Kim Reynolds HF 990 to double the number of medical dispensaries allowed to operate in the state (Iowa Legislature)Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signed bill raising kratom purchasing age to 21 (MN.gov)Nebraska Medical Cannabis Commission votes to allow medical cultivation businesses passing inspection to begin growing immediately (NE Public Media)Ohio officials launch anti-weed campaign (Ohio.gov)Oklahoma lawmakers send Gov. Kevin Stitt HB 3834: OK Breakthrough Therapy Act supporting ibogaine clinical trials (Filter)Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger signed legislation providing resentencing relief to people with pot convictions (VA.gov)...but cannabis legalization bill uncertain (Cardinal News) METAL MOMENT REMAINS ON HIATUS ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINNostr Richlist / Address reuse (Bitcoin wiki)Bitcoin slides below $77k after spot ETFs hit 3-month outflow high (MSN)Bitcoin price slides below $77k as ETF exodus tops $1 billion (Bitcoin Magazine)If you invested $1,000 in Bitcoin on inauguration day 2025, here's what you'd have now (246 Wall St)The US can't lose the bitcoin race to China (CoinDesk)Bitcoin ATM Company suddenly shuts down (CHRON)Michigan governor hopeful got $800K Bitcoin gift, won't say from who (Bridge Michigan)HAPPY BITCOIN PIZZA DAY MAY 22 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!33-year-old tourist trampled under elephant in India (CNN)33-year-old called 911 multiple times to report zombies, ghosts, UFO, then claimed to be a cop (FOX)33-year-old sentenced to six years in federal prison for Mario meth pills (Go Nintendo)Drunk man shows up to sheriff's office to pick up friend after DWI arrest (CBS)Florida man arrested after taking down neighbor's faulty motion light (Santa Rosa's Press Gazette)Bridesmaid makes an entrance (Instagram)Swedish 14-year-old steals, drives bus for the third time in six months (NRK)Maine students fed dirt accidentally (WMTW)3-year-old pulls gun on officer during St. Paul traffic stop (The Minnesota Star Tribune)Florida man tops 130 MPH, asks cops if he should upgrade his car (NBC / YouTube)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 438 Producers: ericpp, ChadF, phifer, piranesi, marykateultra, Matt Finlay, ReedBTC, jasonc, cbrooklyn, Shadrach You can always email stories and digital art to show@bowlafterbowl.com For physical media:PO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Listen to Bowl After Bowl Episode 437 ★ Shadrach ★ Bowls With BudsPlay Friday Night Poker via Corny Chat hosted by puzzlesHear Vox's story as she seeks answers for her mom on Mother's Day Intro/Outro: DOCTOR VOX - Frontier FIRST TIME I EVER...Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever drank tequila.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got stabbed. TOP THREE 3333 shows cancelled in 2026 so far (Yahoo)33 immigrants become US citizens at Indy 500 (WHTR)Ho Chi Minh City receives 33 Vietnamese deported from US (VietNam News) BEHIND THE CURTAINDEA announces new registration form for medical businesses (Marijuana Moment)ATF proposes new gun form (Marijuana Moment)Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont has two bills on his desk: one expanding the psychedelics pilot program, the other increasing the THC cap for beverages METAL MOMENTMetal Moment is on hiatus until June 1st. Send the Rev some jobs karma and follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN'It's A Nothing Burger': Michael Saylor Q&A (CoinDesk)Join us for the first KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation meetup NEXT Monday at the Westport Flea at 6:30 pm FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!Coast Guard’s new Lake Erie vessels are 33-foot autonomous sailboats (Cleveland)33-year-old diamond pooper representing himself in court (OutKick)'Adopt Me' dog kills poodle at Tacoma marathon (KOMO News)Florida mom mistakes fighting alligators for home intruder (WINK)Michigan woman hides stolen Chardonnay in pussy (Up North Live)FOX runs story on "ballmaxxing" Man pulls car with penis on fire (Yorkshire Live)