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VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, TJtheDoerfel, ericpp, Salty_Crayon, Reed, cbrooklyn, The Ohm, Echo Reality, Boolysteed, Henrik Flyman, piranesi, makeheroism Stay tuned for Battle of the Douchebags June 11thPlay HyperSpaceOut SundayXMRChat is an option for Bowlers GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Mark Tyner - Dream Theory FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever got a coupon.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a friend get locked up. TOP THREE 3333 rip current rescues in North Carolina on Memorial Day weekend (WGHP)Iran lets 33 vessels pass through the Strait of Hormuz (safety4sea)Amazon to invest over $33 billion in cloud, AI infrastructure in Southeast Asia (Vietnam Investment Report)Kyle Busch's race car, No. 33, unloaded at track in silence 2 days after his sudden death at 41 (People)Investigators seize 33 pounds of suspected meth in High Point, NC drug bust, 3 arrested (WFMY News) BEHIND THE CURTAINDepartment of Transportation backs "witnessed" urine drug testing for truck drivers (Filter Mag)DEA took enforcement action against unlicensed dispensaries in NY (DOJ)Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy has omnibus criminal justice bill on his desk featuring an expungement provision (AK Legislation)Colorado regulators are being sued by cultivator claiming they owe millions in tax refunds (Denver Gazette / archived)Delaware Gov. Matt Meyer signed bill allowing terminally ill patients to use pot in hospitals (DE Legislation)Indiana Supreme Court suspends judge without pay for 60 days for edibles (IN Courts)Louisiana lawmakers sent Gov. Jeff Landry a bill to allow patients with terminal, irreersible conditions to use pot in hospitals (LA Legislature)Michigan sheriff blasts outside investigation into roach discovered in department vehicle (FOX)Montana State Rep. Jade Sooktis please not guilty to charge of aggravated driving under the influence (Daily Montanan)Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger vetoes legalization legislation (VA.gov) METAL MOMENT (ON HIATUS)Follow along with RevCyberTrucker's shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINEx-Parte (proposed) order for alternative service (Supreme Court of NYC) via SuiGenerisJohn noteStrategy touts misleading Bitcoin per share gain (Investors)Holyoke, MA police prevent Bitcoin scam, warn of cryptocurrency fraud (WWLP)Someone just destroyed $8.2 million in Bitcoin -- why? (Yahoo! Finance)Bitcoin burn address receives 107 BTC in five transactions (Binance) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLINGRome's 'sexy priest' calendar star never set foot in a seminary (The Associated Press)Charges dismissed for Florida woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving (CBS)Hobbyists find biggest Viking coin hoard in Norway's history (FOX)British man becomes world's oldest wing walker at 98 (UPI)Nude New Jersey man arrested in Florida for nude trespassing at oceanfront condos (CBS News)Florida senior arrested on five charges after flashing neighbors (Local 10)Chinese authorities destroy villager's 10-story home (The Guardian)Massachusetts police seek owner of large, creepy puppet turned over to the station (UPI)Kansas dealership can't move sold truck after robin builds nest on tire (KMBC)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 439 Producers: SircussMedia, ChadF, HeyCitizen, Shadrach, phifer, ericpp, Otis Bitmeyer The headlines called her Precious Doe. Her name was Erica Green. (The Kansas City Defender)Bring the kids to a KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation meetup the 3rd Monday of each monthHyperSpaceOut.comLocal Bitcoiners Episode 009 ft. Spencer PO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: EVA - 失望した FIRST TIME I EVER...Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever got stabbed.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a coupon. TOP THREE 33Miami International Airport is getting a $33 million upgrade (TimeOut)Mpox infections may outnumber diagnosed cases 33 to 1, study suggests (CIDRAP)Pittsburgh Zoo acquires 33-year-old Little Joe in gorilla trade with Boston's Franklin Park Zoo (CBS) BEHIND THE CURTAIN3rd annual Cannabis Week of Unity hits Capitol Hill (Filter)Department of Transportation says truck drivers, pilots, other federal workers still can't use pot (DOT.gov)Arizona Corporation Commission orders pot payment processor to pay restitution, administrative penalties for alleged securities registration violations (AZCC)Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signs SB 220: Putting Georgia's Patients First Act, expands medical weed access (GA Legislature)Iowa lawmakers send Gov. Kim Reynolds HF 990 to double the number of medical dispensaries allowed to operate in the state (Iowa Legislature)Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signed bill raising kratom purchasing age to 21 (MN.gov)Nebraska Medical Cannabis Commission votes to allow medical cultivation businesses passing inspection to begin growing immediately (NE Public Media)Ohio officials launch anti-weed campaign (Ohio.gov)Oklahoma lawmakers send Gov. Kevin Stitt HB 3834: OK Breakthrough Therapy Act supporting ibogaine clinical trials (Filter)Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger signed legislation providing resentencing relief to people with pot convictions (VA.gov)...but cannabis legalization bill uncertain (Cardinal News) METAL MOMENT REMAINS ON HIATUS ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINNostr Richlist / Address reuse (Bitcoin wiki)Bitcoin slides below $77k after spot ETFs hit 3-month outflow high (MSN)Bitcoin price slides below $77k as ETF exodus tops $1 billion (Bitcoin Magazine)If you invested $1,000 in Bitcoin on inauguration day 2025, here's what you'd have now (246 Wall St)The US can't lose the bitcoin race to China (CoinDesk)Bitcoin ATM Company suddenly shuts down (CHRON)Michigan governor hopeful got $800K Bitcoin gift, won't say from who (Bridge Michigan)HAPPY BITCOIN PIZZA DAY MAY 22 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!33-year-old tourist trampled under elephant in India (CNN)33-year-old called 911 multiple times to report zombies, ghosts, UFO, then claimed to be a cop (FOX)33-year-old sentenced to six years in federal prison for Mario meth pills (Go Nintendo)Drunk man shows up to sheriff's office to pick up friend after DWI arrest (CBS)Florida man arrested after taking down neighbor's faulty motion light (Santa Rosa's Press Gazette)Bridesmaid makes an entrance (Instagram)Swedish 14-year-old steals, drives bus for the third time in six months (NRK)Maine students fed dirt accidentally (WMTW)3-year-old pulls gun on officer during St. Paul traffic stop (The Minnesota Star Tribune)Florida man tops 130 MPH, asks cops if he should upgrade his car (NBC / YouTube)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 438 Producers: ericpp, ChadF, phifer, piranesi, marykateultra, Matt Finlay, ReedBTC, jasonc, cbrooklyn, Shadrach You can always email stories and digital art to show@bowlafterbowl.com For physical media:PO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Listen to Bowl After Bowl Episode 437 ★ Shadrach ★ Bowls With BudsPlay Friday Night Poker via Corny Chat hosted by puzzlesHear Vox's story as she seeks answers for her mom on Mother's Day Intro/Outro: DOCTOR VOX - Frontier FIRST TIME I EVER...Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever drank tequila.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got stabbed. TOP THREE 3333 shows cancelled in 2026 so far (Yahoo)33 immigrants become US citizens at Indy 500 (WHTR)Ho Chi Minh City receives 33 Vietnamese deported from US (VietNam News) BEHIND THE CURTAINDEA announces new registration form for medical businesses (Marijuana Moment)ATF proposes new gun form (Marijuana Moment)Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont has two bills on his desk: one expanding the psychedelics pilot program, the other increasing the THC cap for beverages METAL MOMENTMetal Moment is on hiatus until June 1st. Send the Rev some jobs karma and follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN'It's A Nothing Burger': Michael Saylor Q&A (CoinDesk)Join us for the first KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation meetup NEXT Monday at the Westport Flea at 6:30 pm FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!Coast Guard’s new Lake Erie vessels are 33-foot autonomous sailboats (Cleveland)33-year-old diamond pooper representing himself in court (OutKick)'Adopt Me' dog kills poodle at Tacoma marathon (KOMO News)Florida mom mistakes fighting alligators for home intruder (WINK)Michigan woman hides stolen Chardonnay in pussy (Up North Live)FOX runs story on "ballmaxxing" Man pulls car with penis on fire (Yorkshire Live)

Shadrach joins Sir Spencer and DuhLaurien in the Bowl for his first Bowls With Buds to discuss origin stories, protocols, and exciting things to come! Shad is a Bitcoiner, Meshtadelian who has been working on a new node implementation as well as other bitcoin and nostr solutions for building decentralized communities and circular economies. Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 437 Producers: ChadF, cbrooklyn112 Intro/Outro: KuroKibo - Artha

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, Kevin S, cottongin, NetNed, ericpp, cbrooklyn112, Salty_Crayon, RevHodl, piranesi, Boolysteed, Sir Libre Check out the latest Local Bitcoiners Episode 009: Growing Slow Builds Strong Communities featuring Sir Spencer Tune in for Bowls With Buds featuring Shadrach FRIDAY at 8pm Central GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Mentioned websites: motherfuckingwebsite.com NickTheRat.com v4vmusic.com BoostMeBitch.com</...

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, Kevin S, cottongin, NetNed, ericpp, cbrooklyn112, Salty_Crayon, RevHodl, piranesi, Boolysteed, Sir Libre Check out the latest Local Bitcoiners Episode 009: Growing Slow Builds Strong Communities featuring Sir Spencer Tune in for Bowls With Buds featuring Shadrach FRIDAY at 8pm Central GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Mentioned websites:motherfuckingwebsite.comNickTheRat.comv4vmusic.comBoostMeBitch.com Intro/Outro: From the Dust - Alive FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever said too much.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had tequila. TOP THREE 33Arkansas gas prices jump more than 33 cents in a week (NBC)Zoom is giving away $150K to solopreneurs with no strings attached as 33 million workers ditch corporate to become their own boss (Fortune)'Star Wars' Day: Fans streamed franchise for 33 billion minutes in 2025 (Variety)Man arrested after traffic stop leads to seizure of 33 pounds of marijuana in Bedford County (WSET) BEHIND THE CURTAINDEA clarifies HHC is federally banned, doesn't count as legal hemp (Federal Register)Governor of Sinaloa, 9 other current and former Mexican officials charged with drug trafficking, weapons offenses (DOJ)Maryland Gov. Wes Moore signs bill extending the Task Force on Responsible Use of Natural Psychedelic Substances for a year (Maryland Legislative)Minneapolis mayor vetoes drug paraphernalia decriminalization ordinance (FOX)Arkansas marijuana company tied to more than a quarter of Missouri dispensaries (Missouri Independent) METAL MOMENTTonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Judas Priest's Breaking the Law. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINBitcoin tops $81K as Strategy mulls selling its Bitcoin to fund dividend obligations (CoinDesk)Strategy reports $12.5B net loss, impacting Bitcoin sentiment for May 2026 (CryptoBriefing.com)Strategy breaks from 'never sell' Bitcoin approach (CNBC)Saylor says Strategy may sell Bitcoin if it benefits company (Bloomingbit)May 18th: Join us for the first Next Generation KC Bitcoiners meetup at Westport Fleahttps://feed.bowlafterbowl.com/chapters/images/next-gen-bitcoiners.png FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!Secret Service agent, 33, arrested after masturbating in front of horrified hotel guests he stalked 'across lobby' (The US Sun)Retired Army staff sergeant gets 33 months for stealing Humvee, ramming Fort Stewart HQ (WGXA)Man, 33, remains in custody over suspected plot against Princesses Amalia and Alexia (Netherlands Times)Taco Bell worker opens fire on customers over drink dispute (Puget Press)Mom, baby survive ambulance crash (Not the Bee)Scottish man caught having sex with a wheelie bin (The Scottish Sun)Arkansas family finds man living in their basement (Fox)California crapping bandit caught (OutKick)Rhode Island person in white pointed hood video 1 and 2Classes cancelled at Chicago school after campus officer loses gun (Not the Bee)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, Kevin S, cottongin, NetNed, ericpp, cbrooklyn112, Salty_Crayon, RevHodl, piranesi, Boolysteed, Sir Libre Check out the latest Local Bitcoiners Episode 009: Growing Slow Builds Strong Communities featuring Sir Spencer Tune in for Bowls With Buds featuring Shadrach FRIDAY at 8pm Central GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Mentioned websites:motherfuckingwebsite.comNickTheRat.comv4vmusic.comBoostMeBitch.com Intro/Outro: From the Dust - Alive FIRST TIME I EVER…Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever said too much.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had tequila. TOP THREE 33Arkansas gas prices jump more than 33 cents in a week (NBC)Zoom is giving away $150K to solopreneurs with no strings attached as 33 million workers ditch corporate to become their own boss (Fortune)'Star Wars' Day: Fans streamed franchise for 33 billion minutes in 2025 (Variety)Man arrested after traffic stop leads to seizure of 33 pounds of marijuana in Bedford County (WSET) BEHIND THE CURTAINDEA clarifies HHC is federally banned, doesn't count as legal hemp (Federal Register)Governor of Sinaloa, 9 other current and former Mexican officials charged with drug trafficking, weapons offenses (DOJ)Maryland Gov. Wes Moore signs bill extending the Task Force on Responsible Use of Natural Psychedelic Substances for a year (Maryland Legislative)Minneapolis mayor vetoes drug paraphernalia decriminalization ordinance (FOX)Arkansas marijuana company tied to more than a quarter of Missouri dispensaries (Missouri Independent) METAL MOMENTTonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Judas Priest's Breaking the Law. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINBitcoin tops $81K as Strategy mulls selling its Bitcoin to fund dividend obligations (CoinDesk)Strategy reports $12.5B net loss, impacting Bitcoin sentiment for May 2026 (CryptoBriefing.com)Strategy breaks from 'never sell' Bitcoin approach (CNBC)Saylor says Strategy may sell Bitcoin if it benefits company (Bloomingbit)May 18th: Join us for the first Next Generation KC Bitcoiners meetup at Westport Fleahttps://feed.bowlafterbowl.com/chapters/images/next-gen-bitcoiners.png FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!Secret Service agent, 33, arrested after masturbating in front of horrified hotel guests he stalked 'across lobby' (The US Sun)Retired Army staff sergeant gets 33 months for stealing Humvee, ramming Fort Stewart HQ (WGXA)Man, 33, remains in custody over suspected plot against Princesses Amalia and Alexia (Netherlands Times)Taco Bell worker opens fire on customers over drink dispute (Puget Press)Mom, baby survive ambulance crash (Not the Bee)Scottish man caught having sex with a wheelie bin (The Scottish Sun)Arkansas family finds man living in their basement (Fox)California crapping bandit caught (OutKick)Rhode Island person in white pointed hood video 1 and 2Classes cancelled at Chicago school after campus officer loses gun (Not the Bee)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 435 Producers: RevHodl, ChadF, ericpp, Salty_Crayon, Silvie, Shadrach, makeheroism, HeyCitizen, SirSeatSitter, Sharpie, Boolysteed Check out BoostMeBitch.com and listen to Into the Doerfelverse Click to see the mentioned Redbar meme PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Street Walker FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever gave value for value. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever said too much. TOP THREE 33 Iowa gas prices jump 33 cents from last week, more than national average (KCRG) Gas prices up 33 cents in Minnesota in month as market weighs Iran war (SC Times) Man arrested after 33 pounds of drugs found in Asheville, NC (WSPA) 33 mail ballot drop boxes available across Philly ahead of PA primary election (NBC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Medical marijuana rescheduled from Schedule I to III (DOJ/DEA) Maryland Governor Wes Moore signs bill allowing firefighters, rescue workers to use medical weed during their time off (MD General Assembly) Missouri governor signs bill to ban intoxicating hemp products in November (Missouri Independent) METAL MOMENT RevCyberTrucker took the week off but you can still follow along with his adventures @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Department of Defense built a node (CoinDesk) Bitcoin 2026 opens to empty seats, protests, awkward moments (Protos) Bitcoin nears $80,000 on Conference hype but crash may be looming (TradingView) How Eric Trump got rich from Bitcoin while losing investors a Fortune (Forbes) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! MGM Grand is killing its 33-year-old buffet (Moneywise) Man, 33, gored to death at Running of the Bulls (People) 33-year-old Indian man faints, falls into swimming pool (India Today) Indian villager digs up sister's corpse, carries her to bank to withdraw $211 (New York Post) German tourist dies after being bitten at snake show in Egypt (CNN) Half-nude Boston man accused of forcing child to eat Gushers candy in restaurant bathroom (Mass Live) Bill seeks to make Loveland Frogman Ohio's state cryptid (WCPO) Wisconsin man stole coworker's identity for 30 years, sent victim to mental hospital before DNA exonerated him (CBS) Women hunt burglars, find suspect wearing their stolen clothes (Stuff)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 435 Producers: RevHodl, ChadF, ericpp, Salty_Crayon, Silvie, Shadrach, makeheroism, HeyCitizen, SirSeatSitter, Sharpie, Boolysteed Check out BoostMeBitch.com and listen to Into the DoerfelverseClick to see the mentioned Redbar memePO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Street Walker FIRST TIME I EVER...Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever gave value for value.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever said too much. TOP THREE 33 Iowa gas prices jump 33 cents from last week, more than national average (KCRG)Gas prices up 33 cents in Minnesota in month as market weighs Iran war (SC Times)Man arrested after 33 pounds of drugs found in Asheville, NC (WSPA)33 mail ballot drop boxes available across Philly ahead of PA primary election (NBC) BEHIND THE CURTAINMedical marijuana rescheduled from Schedule I to III (DOJ/DEA) Maryland Governor Wes Moore signs bill allowing firefighters, rescue workers to use medical weed during their time off (MD General Assembly) Missouri governor signs bill to ban intoxicating hemp products in November (Missouri Independent) METAL MOMENT RevCyberTrucker took the week off but you can still follow along with his adventures @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINDepartment of Defense built a node (CoinDesk)Bitcoin 2026 opens to empty seats, protests, awkward moments (Protos)Bitcoin nears $80,000 on Conference hype but crash may be looming (TradingView)How Eric Trump got rich from Bitcoin while losing investors a Fortune (Forbes) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!MGM Grand is killing its 33-year-old buffet (Moneywise)Man, 33, gored to death at Running of the Bulls (People)33-year-old Indian man faints, falls into swimming pool (India Today)Indian villager digs up sister's corpse, carries her to bank to withdraw $211 (New York Post)German tourist dies after being bitten at snake show in Egypt (CNN)Half-nude Boston man accused of forcing child to eat Gushers candy in restaurant bathroom (Mass Live)Bill seeks to make Loveland Frogman Ohio's state cryptid (WCPO)Wisconsin man stole coworker's identity for 30 years, sent victim to mental hospital before DNA exonerated him (CBS)Women hunt burglars, find suspect wearing their stolen clothes (Stuff)

VALUE FOR VALUEThank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 434 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, ChadF, ajoint, TJ the Doerfel, Salty Crayon, Rev.Hodl, marykateultra, lavish, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed PO BOX 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Max James - Evergreen FIRST TIME I EVER...Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had an edible.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever gave value for value. TOP THREE 33Kyle Larson nears record for reigning NASCAR champions with 33-race winless streakCity of Las Cruces to leave 33 jobs unfilled, cut costs to save $15.8M amid budget gapMichael Jackson's movie's projected box office record climbs higher despite 33% Rotten Tomatoes debut*2 arrested after 33 pounds of cocaine seized in Gaston County, NC traffic stopSomali intelligence says over 33 al-Shabaab terrorists killed in Middle Shabelle operation33 dogs recovered, two relatives arrested in alleged dogfighting ring SC (USA Today)33 years ago today, Chuck Norris' TV debut faced near failure before airing (Yahoo)Madison (CT) woman, 33, died while in custody of East Haven police (New Haven Register)Oklahoma's 2026 tornado count rises to 33 after Friday's severe storms33 years later: remembering the end of the Waco siege BEHIND THE CURTAINPresident Trump signed a new executive order entitled "Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness" / Video Joe Rogan with Luis J. Gomez recapping the eventThe informant earned millions working for the DEA. He paid no taxes. (The Associated Press)Indiana judge faces discipline charges for marijuana use, possession (WRTV)Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey signed a bill doubling the legal marijuana possession limitFranklin County, Ohio judge temporarily blocks Ohio's intoxicating hemp ban for two businesses (10TV)Delaware lawmakers sent Gov. Matt Meyer a bill to allow terminally ill patients to use medical cannabis in hospitals (Delaware.gov)METAL MOMENTSir RevCyberTrucker brings us Berth, Charls, Ola ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAINClark Moody DashboardBitcoin slides toward $75K amid Warsh hearing, stalling US-Iran talks (CoinDesk)Bitcoin developers propose Bitcoin quantum migration plan that would freeze legacy coins (Bitcoin Magazine)BitMEX floats wait-and-see alternative to BIP-361 (TradingView)Roman Storm trial update: no acquittal (The Rage)KC Bitcoiners' Education page FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! 3 Southern California residents sentenced in bear suit insurance fraud scheme'Lego bandit' accused in bizarre $34K scheme replacing minifigures with pastaThree women on trial for using sex toys on passed out man NZ (Stuff)One of India's holiest temples makes it mandatory for visitors to drink cow urine (Independent)New Times' mission to find nun in Miami smoke shop raid ()Ancient tres leches, a stink among a popular Miami restaurant's 33 problems (Miami Herald / archive)California homeowner stunned as hot air balloon makes emergency landing in backyard (Irish Star)Police rush to check on 91-year-old and find her gaming (The Washington Post / archive)Florida man arrested for indecent exposure admits he drove around masturbating because he "gets horny" sometimes (Leesburg-News)Australian man becomes oldest first-time grandfather (Guinness World Records)