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In this episode, our hosts (Tim, Andrew, Adam, and Katie) dive into a trilogy that is so deep underground that only a couple of trailers still exist online. This little nugget of lost media is the Turk Swallows trilogy:

Turk Swallows and The Ebony Beads of Anal Cove

Turk Swallows and The Oral God's Veiner

Turk Swallows: At Orgasm's End

Three spoof Movies that may have only been released in the midwest region and Tim continues to hunt for them at tape trade shows hoping someone had recorded them. The four of them discuss what was in these movies, who created these movies, and why we believe they never received a widespread release.

We will leave the links to the trailers here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF06qD6666w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shsCHeeD2jg

Hopefully with the platform and the fans that this podcast has, we can finally hunt these films down and put them in the Criterion Collection like they deserve.