Michele and; Lauren are back for more Real Housewives of Rhode Island. In episode 2 Bravo said no more gatekeeping and cast a professional crier from The Bachelor who treats every scene like an emotional Olympics. Ashley is exhausted, her husband is sad, and the tears are working overtime like they’re on payroll. The rest of the women are busy arguing about cheating scandals, leaked receipts, and one lady casually mentioning she ran over a woman like it’s a hobby. Then they play a “fun game” that exposes everyone’s secrets, because nothing says bonding like public emotional damage.