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Foreign. Hello all you theater lovers both out and proud and on the DL. And welcome back to Broadway Breakdown, a podcast discussing the history unt legacy of American theater's most exclusive address, Broadway. I am your host, Matt Koflik, the least famous and most opinionated of all the Broadway podcast hosts. And welcome back. I missed y'. All. It's been a very, very long summer, very tiring summer. We've done a whole lot of things this summer for the podcast and I can't wait for you guys to hear them all, experience them all. It's a really exciting time. Lot of changes here at Broadway Breakdown and I need to tell you guys all about them. Now. This episode is going to be a review of the production of Heather's. It's at New World Stages, followed by an interview with Ron Fassler, author, new book, the Show Goes On Broadway, Hirings, Firings and Replacements. Before we get into all that, we have some housekeeping to do. I know some of you really hate that, but I'm telling you, this is very important. Housekeeping. You need to hear all this stuff because we got some changes, some announcements and so if you're running late and you really don't want to hear all this, you want to get right to the Heathers, then you know, fast forward, maybe like eight, nine minutes. We're going to keep it tight, but we got a lot of stuff to get over. But try to listen if you can because you want to be up to date on all of this. There's a lot of exciting stuff. First exciting piece of news, November 14th at Green Room 42. Broadway Breakdown is going to have a live musical episode. One could call it a cabaret. In fact the title of it is Broadway Breakdown. A cabaret. Now we're in the middle of brainstorming it, but the gist is basically a 70 minute shrink wrapped edition of Broadway Breakdown. Hosted by me. It's gonna offer some insights and historical trivia on all things Broadway. 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Recording, researching, editing, writing. It's all still very much me in that respect. So. We wanna, we wanna make it grow. And you guys have been so great about making it grow, but this is just another thing. Speaking of the episodes and we were getting to Heathers and Ron Fassler in literally two minutes. But something you guys should know about the episodes themselves as well as the look of the podcast. You might have noticed we've got new artwork with my beautiful face on it. Ain't it wonderful? It's part of our rebranding. It's all about branding, it's all about expansion. And not for nothing, but this artwork is by Gunkle of the pod, Adam Ellsbury. So everyone say thank you. Gunkle. Adam. Sorry, I might sound a little manic. I'm on Prednisone, so Ivy Lynn on Smash really was onto something with her manic behavior. Long story short, I've been sick and my throat has been going through the wringer. And the only thing that CityMD could do other than antibiotics, which they didn't feel comfortable prescribing just yet, was Prednisone. So it's helping with the pain, but I'm also a little insane. Now, after this episode of Heather's and Ron Fassler, our first deep dive will be. Drumroll, please. Dream Girls with Jason Vesey, star of Strange Loop, Only Murders in the Building and the upcoming Best Madison on Fox. Woo. We also have Hedgehog and the Angry Inch with Preston Max Allen, friend of the POD and author of the musical We Are the Tigers and the upcoming play Caroline at mcc. We will have who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? With Ginger Twinsies, Mad Scientist Kevin Zak and Drowsy Chaperone with social media siren Eli Rallo just as a starter. And then, last thing, we have updated our equipment so we've got some new microphones. We have a new recording software. It's all very exciting, but it's also very brand new to us. 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And I really hope that in a year's time, Broadway Breakdown can be at a place where those of you who've been with us forever can say, you know, oh, I'm an OG breakdowner, and just be happy to include more people into the fam. So that's it. We're gonna take a quick break and then we will get into Heather's. And then after Heather' Ron Fassler. So let's take that break. You're an arrow caller. You're the top. You're a coolage dollar. You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Est. Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, Veronica. And you know, you know. And we are back. So next up on the agenda we have my review of Heather's back off Broadway at New World Stages. Now, Heathers has been playing at this point for a good two months, so I'm sure everyone's heard word about how it is or how the actors are. But. So you're only really listening to this because you want to hear what I have to say because I did do a deep dive on this show with Chelsea Williams about a year and a half ago. You can definitely listen to more of that. There's a lot of intricate discussions on what it means to be a woman in this country, what it means to be bullied and outcast, what toxic relationships are and mental health and depression and so on and so forth. So I guess as I go into this trigger warning for those who don't know Heather's this musical does deal with a lot of upsetting subject matters such as suicide and depression and assault and bullying and things like that. The musical also takes a very sardonic tone to it, a kind of campy tone to it. I will get all into that in a second. Also, if you don't know Heathers, I'm going to be giving a brief plot description. It's got a couple of spoilers, but those of you who do know the show will know that I do not give away a good chunk of the story. It's really only spoilery up until halfway through Act 1 1, and then I kind of rush through the rest of the show briefly in my summary. So that's to say plot description of Heather's it is based off of the 1989 cult classic starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater. The musical follows Veronica Sawyer, a high school senior and outcast in 1989 Ohio, who, after proving herself useful, joins the popular clique the Heathers, aptly named because all three members are named Heather, run by the canonically titled mythic Heather Chandler. Veronica feels morally confused as she is now immune to high school bullying by being a member of the Heathers. But now she must be complicit in the bullying that they do to others, primarily Veronica's former friend Martha. At the same time, a mysterious and most definitely dangerous bad boy who's new to town, Jason Dean comes on the scene and he and Veronica instantly click. After a high school party goes horribly wrong, Veronica is cast out of the Heathers. She and JD bone then plot revenge on Heather Chandler, which goes horribly wrong, resulting in Heather Chandler's death and Veronica and JD impulsively forging a suicide note to avoid arrest. The note ends up being too good and too moving, however, and the two accidentally turn Heather Chandler into a beloved martyr. Things go further off the rails. Just cuz Heather Chandler is dead doesn't mean that another Heather won't take her place. There are vicious rumors, sad reveals, childhood traumas resulting in more deaths accidental by some, planned by others, more suicide notes, and of course more high belting. There is an epic showdown between Veronica and JD debating whether humanity can be saved or if it is better to just destroy it all and build anew from the ashes. Veronica's viewpoint does win in the end. Spoiler and she makes she takes the mantle as the school leader and chooses to rule with kindness. And again everyone belts that is Heather's in a nutshell. Now we're getting more spoilery. So if you want to know what I thought but don't want to hear any other things like that, I will say my history with Heathers is I came from the movie first as a kid. I'm a Winona Ryder fan, Little Women, Mermaids, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Age of Innocence, Dracula, Come on, Bram Stokos, Dracula and of course Heathers. And this movie was very much in my DNA. This clueless and mean girls were like, those were my high school movies. So I wasn't not into the idea of it being a musical. I was just interested to see how they did it. And when I saw it in 2014 at New World Stages, I was very underwhelmed, I will admit. And I have since come to appreciate a lot of the score as I've listened to it over the years since it came out. And of course the show has taken on a huge following since its original Off Broadway run, which is why it has come back to Off Broadway more popular than ever and now doing, you know, a whole bunch of other productions around the world. That's to say, I had a better time at Heather's at this production. This production is much better than the previous production. It has money, which is not always necessary for a show to be good, but for something like this, the original production was so bare bones that there was really nothing to go off of the set for. This actually gives a better idea of a darker tone to the show than the original production did. And a Lot more of the performances feel less cartoony, which helps. And everyone in the cast is very well synced to their roles. It's phenomenally sung. So, yeah, I will say I did overall enjoy this production a lot more. And they also made some tweaks to Heather's the Musical, some of which I think are good, some of which I don't think are good. I will get you all of that in a second. If you want to hear no more, you can skip to my interview with Ron Fassler, who wrote the book. The show goes on at the end of this episode. The rest of you can stick around. My biggest MVPs of the cast would be at number one, Mackenzie Kurtz as Heather Chandler. My biggest thing about Heather's the Musical, and I'm saying this now, and I'll delve into it further in a second, but I'm saying this now as I talk about the performances, is that musical theater overall is a more optimistic medium than any other medium. Even shows like Les mis, where, like, 90% of the characters are dead, ends with an uplifting do you hear the people sing? And Heather's ends in a very uplifting note. And Heather's is based off of a very, very biting satire of a movie, a movie that could never be made now, because a lot of the humor from Heather's in 1989 was a response to all the John Hughes films of the 80s, describing high school as this sort of magic kingdom where, like, fairy tales could come true. Quirky, sexual fairy tales, but fairy tales nonetheless. The geek could get the girl, or the, you know, the girl geek could get the guy, and class could be overcome. And then it didn't matter if you were pretty or popular, and everyone had a story and everyone was special. And Heather's movie sort of came out and said, no, high school's awful. Kids are awful. They're vicious. They are cruel. And all the things you say don't matter do matter. Attractiveness matters. Money matters. Class and status matters. How you act matters. Saying the right thing, wearing the right thing, matters. And then it went one step further with the violence of it all, with the shootings and whatnot, which in 1989 was not a reality in schools. Columbine 10 years later would really change all of that, which is why Heather's could never be made today. They even tried to make Heather's a TV show a few years ago, and it failed miserably. So the musical already has to kind of lighten up a bit on the violence, because we live in a post Columbine World. And it also has to lighten up on some of the bitterness because this is ultimately a musical. And even though this is a more bitter musical than a lot of other teenage musicals, it's not as bitter as the movie. I say this because the characters in the movie, while they are satirical prototypes or archaeologists. Satirical archetypes is what I meant to say. While they are satirical archetypes, there are nuances to a lot of them. It's not, you know, this intimate, grounded movie that does a deep dive into all of these characters souls, but they give the movie gives so many of the characters a couple of facets, which mostly just keeps them interesting. The musical's not really interested in that. Everyone is created pretty broadly as a character, you know, everyone. Some characters will get like a little bit more of a turn. Heather McNamara, one of the Heathers, gets a little bit of an introspective moment. JD Gets Freeze youe Brain, but that's really kind of it. Otherwise the musical goes very broad colors. And that's really hard for me to watch and to really appreciate what an actor can do because you have to do what the material requires while also elevating it in a way. So that way you're not copying the movie, but you are not desecrating its memory. Which is why I am putting Mackenzie Kurtz as Heather Chandler as my number one mvp, because I felt that she was able to have that balance perfectly. As I said. Again, this is overall a very well cast production. Mackenzie has, in my opinion, the most fully formed specific performance. Vocally wonderful and like has that mean girl energy to Heather Chandler that makes you terrified of her, but also has a seductive energy to her. What she doesn't really have, and that's not. This is not her fault, it's not in the script, is that her Heather Chandler doesn't feel like an adult in kids clothing or a kid in adult's clothing, if you will. Heather Chandler in the movie, you often forgot that she was 17 because. Or 16 actually, because she walked with such poise and such grace and kind of looked at high school as beneath her. It was something she had to get through to go to where her people were. Heather Chandler in the movie only went to college parties and stopped dating high school boys and started to only date college boys. She needed to be better than everyone. And she knew also how to manipulate everybody. She knew how to act like a kid in front of parents so they wouldn't suspect. She knew how to compliment the right kids even if she didn't like them, so she could get what she wanted from them. And in the musical, Heather Chandler is just like a blunt, vicious dictator with no real grace to it. Now, it's fun on stage, but it's less interesting to me. And that's not something mackenzie Kurtz is failing at. That's something that the musical just doesn't do do. And I still want to give her her flowers for going the furthest in this musical that I've ever seen of a performer getting as close to the movie while honoring all the things that the musical does. After her, I would say, would be Elizabeth teeter as Heather McNamara, who is doing something that I really appreciate, which is, I think we've talked about this on the podcast before, of when you're playing comedy, and specifically one that goes to pretty big extremes, like Heather's. You don't really want to play it for laughs. It has to be real for your character, but your character has to be a little ridiculous. Therefore, it doesn't feel super dramatic. It can still be funny, but also, when shit does get real, we maybe feel a little something. We're invested in it. And I thought that Elizabeth Teeter did a really good job of having that hero. Heather McNamara is a bit more of a bimbo than the one in the movie or even in the original 2014 production. And I don't mean bimbo like super slutty airhead, just like she's. She's a bit of a space cadet. And it comes through in her voice and her mannerisms where she's just sort of gliding. And she has the privilege to glide because she looks the way she does. She's probably as wealthy as she is and has been in this clique for a very long time. So for her, life isn't all that hard, which is why Lifeboat is actually a very wonderful song and shows that she's not quite as dumb as we think. And if life is tough for her, then it's got to be tough for everybody. And I thought that Teeter had a really good blend of that. Aaron L. Morton as Martha, I thought was so sweet. Martha is a composite of two roles from the movie. Martha Dunstock, who does not speak, and Betty Finn, who does speak. Betty Finn in the original movie is Veronica Sawyer's former best friend, who Veronica keeps trying to reconnect with to kind of get back to her roots of being a nice person. More about the differences between the two in a second. And then Martha Dunstock is a heavyset character who's always getting bullied. And we Never hear from her until she finally tries to end her life. And luckily she doesn't succeed. But she comes back to school in a scooter and Winona Rider as Veronica comes to her after everything's gone down, and she says, you know, I would love to hang out with you. Can we hang out? And Martha says, I would love that. And that is what the lesson that Veronica learns, that the only change you can make is the change you make yourself. There's no easy out. You don't get rid of one problem, and then there are no more problems. There's always going to be new problems emerging. You have to be the change you want to see. So in the musical, Betty and and Martha are together. Martha Dunstock in this show, and Martha is a very kind soul. She's also very, very innocent and very naive in a way that can be very grating when played, you know, put in the wrong hands. And maybe it's because Aaron L. Morton is probably the youngest in the cast. I believe it said that she was a sophomore in Michigan, so she's going back to school after doing this for three months. But she was so earnest and just natural as Martha. She. It was very much. She just truly believed what she believed. And she did not play up the little girlness of it all. She let the costume and the word speak for itself. And when she sang Kindergarten Boyfriend, it was less of a powerhouse stop the show moment. Although it did, you know, get a very wild response. It was more of a slow and sad realization, which I thought was very helpful for the likes of this show. Then next up, we have Casey Likes as JD Who I thought did a very good job, my only concern with Casey, it's not a concern, but my only note, I should say, is that while JD Is ultimately the villain of the piece because he's the instigator of so much of the crimes that happen. There has to be a seductive quality to him. He can't fully read as disturbed right off the bat. And Casey kind of does. He plays JD Very, very troubled and very, very angsty right at the jump. And once the show starts to take a darker turn, like once we get to honestly, Our Love is God is like when I thought that Kayce was perfect from Our Love Is God to the end of the show. But before that, it was a little trickier because in order for someone like Veronica to trust him, there has to be something about him that seems trustworthy. Kayce, for me, was kind of playing the end of the show at the top of the show, which I think is a mistake. It's entirely possible that that's not what he's intending to play. That's just what I got from it. But he sounds great. And as I said, when we get to act two, he's really in the thick of it, and he just nails all of it and really has that danger about him, which I really appreciated. There's also Xavier McKinnon as Ram, Cade Ostermaier as Kurt, who are both very. Kerry Butler, of course, sounding amazing. My only true mixed B performance was Lorna Courtney as Veronica. Lorna is an incredible singer. Just voice like an iron tank engine. I don't know. Sorry, guys. It's been. It's been a day. But I was interested to see what her take on the role would be. And in a lot of ways, what I thought was interesting was that she incorporated Veronica at the top of the show into Veronica for the rest of the show. So Veronica always was kind of nerdy. She's just in hot girl clothes, but she's still, you know, that outsider inside. The thing about Veronica, at least how I view her in the writing, both in the movie and in the musical, I will say, is that Veronica as a nerd isn't goofy so much as she's dry and witty and very above it all because she's honestly so much smarter than the rest of her peers. There's a note in the movie that's not in the show where you learn that Veronica's parents had gotten her IQ tested and she tested super genius level and could have actually skipped two grades. And her parents said, no, we want to get her socialized. And Veronica says that's the irony, is that now I'm super socialized. All I. I use my genius IQ to figure out what lip gloss to wear tonight. And part of what makes her gel with Heather Chandler is that while she fears her, she is also able to stand up to her sometimes. And again, this is where one of the major differences between the movie and the show comes into play in terms of nuance. But Lorna's Veronica was kind of goofy in a way where it was. How would I describe it? I know that Annaleigh Ashford did Heather's in Concert at Joe's Pub. I'm interested to know what her Veronica was like, because it feels a bit like how annaleigh Ashford did Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney Todd, where it was like. And I think that can be included occasionally. But I have always. This is. Maybe this is my own rigidness, having lived with the material for so Long in my life. But I've always viewed Veronica really as the dry narrator outsider, not the goofy, struggling underdog. Especially because Veronica does do a lot of bad crap and. Or lets a lot of bad crap happen and walks away from it. More so in the movie, but also a bit in the musical. And so that was sort of my big issue with Lorna. I just. I. I did not care for a lot of her takes in scenes. And there was actually a lot of laughs that she lost because of that. But she sang the absolute shit out of it. And, you know, she was. She gave a very emotionally involved performance that I won't lie, like, very much hit. She had very good chemistry with Aaron L. Morton's Martha. And that was very nice. As I also said, another positive. The aesthetic of this production, the design, I think is pretty inventive. Or, sorry, it's not terribly exceptional. And it's. I won't know. I won't say. I won't say it's inventive. It's mostly a unit set with a couple of things that pop out to like, be a bedroom, be a classroom, I guess, or a church. And it's not quite fluid enough in the scene changes with this to keep the show running because the show runs long, I will say. But it gives you a better tone of the show and a bitter landscape of sort of where everything takes place as opposed to like the giant psych with colors for. Projected onto it from the original. And I will also say some of the rewrites do help. I think that you're welcome. Is an improvement over blue. My issue is that I just don't think that that scene should be a song. The scene I'm referring to. And again, you can hear more about this in the. Heather's deep dive is the scene where in the movie it's Heather Chandler after the. Sorry. Heather McNamara. After the funeral of Heather Chandler, sort of strong arms Veronica into going on a double date with her with Curtain Ram, the football jocks. And they end up going cow tipping. And we cut to. I think it's Ram. Ram. Sorry to trigger anybody but date raping Heather McNamara. I remember when I was a kid and I was watching it, I didn't realize that's what it was. I thought that they were having very messy drunk sex. Because clearly Kurt and Ram were very drunk in the scene. But as I'd gotten older, and then, of course, as I read the screenplay, I was like, oh, that's an assault. So, yes, Arem is date raping McNamara and Veronica is Just sort of walking away to get away from Kurt. And it's all very laissez faire. And when Heather McNamara thinks about it later, she doesn't refer to it as an assault. She thinks of it as just, oh, the last guy I had sex with. And the musical makes that a moment where Veronica shows up because she gets a call from Heather Chandler and Heather Duke, and they tell her that they got, you know, strong armed into going out with Kurt and Ram, who are out cow tipping. And the only way that they could get out of there is if Veronica showed up. And they took her car and left Veronica for them. They needed an exchange. So Veronica was like, oh, so you set me up to get assaulted? And they leave her there. And the song you're welcome becomes this song where Kurt and Ram are like, you used to be a nobody and now you're hot. And we did that for you. You're welcome. We want to bone you now. You're welcome. Meanwhile, Veronica has an inner monologue of self defense and self awareness of how do I get out of this? Which he eventually does. And it's not a bad song. I just think it's a scene that doesn't need to be musicalized. I really do. You can disagree. I know a couple people on the production team who have reached out to me after the Heather's deep dive, and they disagree. But they did appreciate how I spoke about why I thought it shouldn't be musicalized. That's something that I will take pride in on this podcast is 99% of the time, the people who I speak of in my reviews, they'll hear it and they will say, you know, whether they are appreciative of the praise or not, if. If there's criticism, 99% of the time, they go, oh, yeah, like, either it's I agree with you or I disagree, but, like, I see what you're saying and thank you for saying it not in a totally dickish way, which I appreciate. I have another song in here that I actually think is the opposite of youf're welcome. It's a song that is actually. I won't say it's. It's a. So it's a scene that needs to be musicalized. It could be. I understand why it would be. I just hate the song. And the song is an ACC2. When Veronica and JD have just finished the funeral for Kurt and Ram. After 17. I think it's before Martha. Yeah, it's before Martha. It's before Martha. They learn that Martha tries to kill Herself. Martha does sing Kindergarten Boyfriend. And then there's a scene with JD and Veronica. And in this scene, Veronica realizes that she's got to get out of whatever she has with JD and not say yes to any of his plans. So she sings the song I say no. And I. I will be blunt about this. I hate this song. Now, has Lawrence o' Keefe and Kevin Murphy written stuff in this show and in other shows that I do love? Yes. So I feel okay saying that I hate this song because, a, it doesn't sound like any other song in the show. It goes on for far too long. And I think that it is not as clever or razor sharp as any of the other pieces in this score. A score that I think over time I've come to improve in my mind in terms of its ranking. But this song, I just can't get behind. I think that it is so power, Anthony, in a way that feels so anti. Heather's not just the show like Heather's the brand. It's a moment that is so concise on film that is done for three and a half minutes on stage and only exists because it stops the show because Lorna Courtney is an amazing singer and she sings the fucking shit out of it. And the audience does go crazy because that is what audiences do now. They go crazy for when a song allows an actor or actress, any performer, to sing their face off. We're applauding the agility, not the artistry. And we all know it. So, like, let's just calm down. Right? Yeah, that's. That's just a rewrite that I can't deal with. I also think that that song is very pandering. And I just. Yeah, you all know how I feel about pandering. The. The other new song, I won't shut up ever again, which is for Heather duke in Act 1. It's fine. It's not great. It's fine. I get why it's there. I think it's important for Heather Duke to have sort of a turning point moment for her musically. I wish they could take another pass at it, but at this point, you know, it's working for enough fans that I'm sure they're okay with it. And the show still does feel long. Act one feels very, very long. But act two also then drags before it gets to the final showdown. This is why I think you're welcome. And I say no can be cut. I also think that this is where things like scene transitions taking 10 seconds too long or even 5 seconds too long. Really kill momentum. When you're in a musical, you can't let the momentum die. It has to keep moving. And I'm not talking. You'll hear us talk more about this in the Dreamgirls episode, but not like a Dreamgirls where it's like nonstop, nonstop, nonstop. But there is an energy that you have to have and a rhythm you have to follow, a pacing you have to follow with a musical. And when you have blackouts with 10 second scene changes, I'm sorry, but, like, it kills momentum a little bit. It's death by a thousand cuts. So I think two songs can be cut. I think a couple of lines here and there can be cut. And then I think just some tightening up of scene transitions and some scene work. Shave off, you know, 10 minutes of the show be. Yeah, a whole lot of good. So back to what I was saying about optimism in musical theater. As I said, even shows that are sad and suffering, like Les Mis tend to end on a very big, hopeful note. I think the only mainstream musical that had commercial success, like all over the World, that ends in a way where you're like, okay, depressing is miss Igon, honestly. And Miss Igon could be depressing or vengeful, depending on how you view it. We call that final scene Kim's last chess move. That's. That's a little Broadway breakdown insight for y'. All. Yeah, it's.
