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What's up bros? We're finally at our favorite time of the week, the time that we get to rant and rave about how incredible this show is....oh wait, I'm thinking of literally any other show than The Valley. Boy what a deep dark stupid show we have on our hands. There's just no excuse to be highlighting this behavior on TV and even worse, we have to talk about it for an hour every week. Rightfully so, we go after Danny (again) the majority of the episode, but the worst part is, we have to agree with Lauren from Utah! We hate it here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're right into a new show that feels like an old show that feels somewhat new if you know what we mean. On the heels of a very sad and dramatic conversation in the Hamptons, Kyle & Amanda head back to the city for new beginnings and sad endings. We're introduced to a slew of new people that look destined for the fame that only reality TV can provide; let's hope these new, fragile relationships don't crumble because of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're back in the Big D for the end of Cynthia's tequila trip and we have just one question: Is K. Michelle simply not ready to be a good housewife? The way she goes about different issues and confrontations make us believe that she's not ready for the big leagues and that's a damn shame. While K navigates being a housewife, it seems her issues have emboldened Shamea who has been waiting for her moment to try to grab that center peach and that has us worried but hopeful the rest of these ladies can figure out a way to get things back on track. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? Well, we're here, we made it! After what seemed like the never-ending, ickiest season we've had to endure, we finally made it to what weirdly seemed like the end of the series? We're not sure what to make of the emotions at the end of the episode but we were as hell are sure what to make of the journey this episode took us through. From Amanda begging for more sympathy in a disgusting manner to West telling Ben (?) that he isn't boyfriend material, we cover it all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? Who doesn't crave a cracka when driving - especially when driving apparently makes you so anxious that you're going to pass out? Well, it seems those crackers didn't give Alicia enough confidence to go through with her plan to bring this new evidence to Rulla's attention which begs the question, will Rulla ever want to hear all of the evidence against her cheating husband? Elsewhere, we have a strict siren ordinance that leads to an incredible blow up between Rosie & Kelsey and we're here for that! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? A little split episode between DR and Charleston to get us back on track to finish the season strong with the SoHo crew. Somehow, some way, Emmy was once again able to put on the waterworks and skate out of another situation in which the rest of the crew turned their focus to Michols? We're living in a bizarre-o world but let's hope her comeuppance is on the way in the shape of the reunion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? While this was a better episode with other, less dark and problematic, issues coming to a head; we're still bogged down by someone quickly becoming the worst possible person on Bravo in Danny. A guy who (probably) hides behind being a man of God or whatever is clearly a piece of ... husband and father and we're subjected to watching it every week, so he's subject to us bashing him for about an hour and a half. Like we said, other issues that should be front in center of this show at least give us some reprieve, but unfortunately those moments are few and far between. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros??? We've got a good ol' fashioned scuffle between besties and Friday night is fight night in the Hamptons and certainly not "cop a feel of your friend's wife because you guys are totally boinking" night and yet some people need to hear that???? Whatever, we spend the majority of this episode digging into the perspective of whether Amanda has a lot more blame in the downfall of this marriage and if she's been manipulating for sympathy for a long time. We also give an in-depth analysis of bros fighting and making up (then maybe kissing..maybe that's just us) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Heading on back down to Dallas to check on the ladies after the incestuous teeth argument; it seems we've maybe woken up on the right side of the bed (in the big house) while the complainers continue to complain about their quarters. While one group seems to be having the time of their life, the other is quite held up on Kelli & Shamea's blaming of the situation on Cynthia but also totally not on Cynthia. Thankfully, instead of just complaining from afar, Kelli seems to be front and center of the action moving forward with Porsha and the rest of the crew. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? Things seem to be going pretty smoothly in our smallest state with the biggest water-slide we've ever seen. While that sounds fun (once or twice) we get to learn more about Jo-Ellen's past and Alicia's hold up on commitment. We realize Ashley's crying is going to be a roller coaster for us all season but we're really going to have to see Rosie stand on her own two feet if she's going to survive this one. We're set up for a massive drop of evidence right into Rula's lap but we all know that's not going to amount to a thing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices