Bulwark Takes: "Buckle Up, There Are MORE Crazy Epstein Emails"
Podcast: Bulwark Takes
Date: January 31, 2026
Host(s): Sam Stein & Tim
Summary by: Podcast Summarizer
Episode Overview
This fast-paced episode finds Sam Stein and Tim dissecting the explosive newly-released files from the DOJ on Jeffrey Epstein—a trove of some three million documents. The hosts wade through allegations, notable names, and the enduring hypocrisy among the powerful who maintained, or denied, ties to Epstein, even after his criminal record became public. The discussion focuses on several prominent figures—including Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and lesser-known yet influential associates—highlighting the culture of denial, complicity, and moral evasion at the pinnacle of American power.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. The Overwhelming Volume—and Disgust—of the Epstein Files
- Epstein's Social Web: Both hosts express revulsion at the volume and nature of what’s been uncovered in the files, emphasizing the breadth of prominent individuals who continued relationships with Epstein long after his aberrant behavior was publicly known.
- Sam Stein (02:46): "It's disgusting. A lot of this shit is gross."
- Tim (03:34): "Did anybody not hang out with Jeffrey Epstein?...I just presume that you are on Epstein island until you've proven to me otherwise."
2. Trump-Epstein Relationship and Allegations
- Allegations & FBI Complaints: The hosts detail specific complaints and tips involving Trump, including a particularly salacious claim regarding a sexual incident with a minor, and discuss the pattern of Trump's known connections with Epstein.
- Tim (06:21): "If you search the FBI for complaints and accusations...about times that I was with Jeffrey Epstein and young children, that would come up with zero. There'd be zero of those. And for...Trump, we've got seven at least. So that's kind of a lot."
- Trump's Public Denial vs. Private Connections: Despite repeated public denials of a relationship with Epstein, the files document Trump’s ongoing proximity and communication with him well into the 2010s.
- Sam Stein (07:14): “There are actual emails involving Trump that suggest he was in and around Epstein way after he says that he kicked him out of the club and wanted nothing to do with him."
3. Institutional Hypocrisy and Notable Quotes
- Hypocrisy Among Associates: The episode underscores the hypocrisy of elite figures who have lambasted Epstein while privately maintaining ties.
- Sam Stein (05:11): "In this case, the worst part is what Epstein did. It's not the hypocrisy. I just want to be clear. But there's some real hypocrisy here."
- Norm Macdonald Paraphrase
- Sam Stein (04:37): “There’s this famous Norm Macdonald bit...about Bill Cosby...the hypocrisy is the worst part. And Norm’s like, actually, it’s the raping."
4. The Network: Lawyers, Billionaires & Politicians
- Kathy Rummler—Obama's Counsel & Epstein Advisor: The hosts express shock over Obama’s former White House counsel providing guidance to Epstein in 2016.
- Sam Stein (11:06): “[She] was helping him navigate really tricky press attention...in 2016...she knew who he was.”
- Tim (12:47): “There’s a separate batch of emails between Maxwell and Trump...they’re plotting on how to deal with him. Again, about another girl that is like in her teens...”
- Bill Gates & Other Billionaires: The files show people like Bill Gates and John Paulson accepting money, or engaging in questionable correspondence with Epstein.
- Sam Stein (15:02): “She had the House get. Did you know she was a backup executor of Epstein's will?”
- Tim (15:59): "These are all allegations. But just assuming what you're seeing in the emails is true...he [Epstein] makes something...you want to do—easy."
- Elon Musk: Musk is revealed to have corresponded multiple times with Epstein about visiting Epstein's island.
- Tim (18:32): "He's already been to jail for sex trafficking of minors, right? So, like, what do you think you're signing up for when you ask for the wildest party on the Pedo Island?"
- Sam Stein (20:29): "And you’re asking what the wildest party is? It’s not like, oh, are you reading, like, great literature and listening to cool music?"
5. Case Study: Howard Lutnick’s "Moral Compass"
- Public Denial vs. Private Emails: Lutnick, a financier, publicly claims to have avoided Epstein but is caught in emails arranging visits to Epstein’s island with his children.
- Howard Lutnick (audio, referenced at 22:49): "...never again for me. I, I give you total dispensation for that."
- Sam Stein (23:22): "Let's put up the email... Does Sunday evening for dinner sound good? I have another couple with me on my boat and each of us have four children...Thanks, Howard."
- Tim (24:17): "Why would you want to bring a child to Epstein Island?"
6. Epstein's Methods: Cultivating Haloes and Friends
- Strategic Networking: Epstein sought to legitimize himself by associating with a diverse group of celebrities, politicians, and business figures, both as shields and facilitators.
- Tim (25:48): "...he's simultaneously doing two things...there are the people that like Epstein and want to hang out with him because they're interested in the girls...[and] celebrities that Epstein...uses to...keep a halo...oh, Bill Gates will be here, Woody Allen will be here, Prince Andrew..."
7. Shell-Shocked by the Scope: The Handling of the File Release
- DOJ Errors & PR Games: The files' release was marred by redaction failures and apparent media manipulation, with focus placed on leaking stories about Bill Gates and simultaneously clearing Trump.
- Tim (27:48): "They left many victims’ names appears in unrelected files and they scrambled to fix that."
- Sam Stein (28:20): “...two articles come out simultaneously when Todd Blanche was announcing the files—one...about Gates, and another...about how nothing incriminating had come up with regards to Trump.”
8. Epstein’s Suicide: Details from Cellmate
- Documented Conversations: New details appear on Epstein’s final days, including his cellmate warning him:
- Sam Stein (27:19): "His cellmate, according to notes...said he told Epstein, quote, 'don't hang yourself up in my cell. Don't try to kill yourself in the cell. I don't want to wake up and find you dead.'...Epstein said... 'don't worry, I'm never going to cause you trouble.'"
Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments
- On the Prevalence of Epstein’s Connections:
- Tim (03:34): "Every rich male boomer. Now, I just presume that you are on Epstein island until you've proven to me otherwise."
- On Institutional Hypocrisy:
- Sam Stein (04:37): "The people who were most adamant that this was a grotesque cabal...they probably were hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein."
- On Bill Gates and Dorky Billionaires:
- Tim (15:59): "It's challenging for a dorky guy like that to figure out an appropriate way to spend time with hot young women. And Jeffrey Epstein provides you...a concierge to that..."
- On Elon Musk's Emails:
- Tim (18:32): "What day night will be the wildest party on your island. Okay...in 2012. He's already been to jail for sex trafficking of minors, right? So, like, what do you think you're signing up for..."
- On the Ludicrous Denial by Power Players:
- Sam Stein (23:22): "'Does Sunday evening for dinner sound good? ...Thanks, Howard.' And Epstein at some point responds...So no, no problems talking with Howard, organizing lunches with Jeffrey Epstein..."
- Comic Relief Amid Disgust:
- Sam Stein (29:28, on the infamous Trump detail): "I'm glad you threw in a couple references to the image of Trump's dick being bitten. Thank you for that. It's gonna haunt me over the weekend."
- Tim (29:28): "It's kind of a small area to kind of hit, too, you know? So you really gotta...be doing it purposely."
Important Timestamps
- [02:46–03:34]: Broad disgust at the scale of Epstein's connections and cultural complicity.
- [06:16–07:57]: Deep dive into FBI files and specific Trump-related allegations.
- [11:06–12:47]: The Kathy Rummler-Obama Counsel connection & more on the elite web.
- [15:59–16:37]: Bill Gates section—insinuations about the appeal of Epstein's services.
- [18:32–20:39]: Elon Musk emails and the problem of seeking "wild parties" at Epstein’s.
- [22:49–24:43]: Howard Lutnick's public narrative versus his private conduct.
- [27:19–27:48]: Details around Epstein's death from cellmate accounts.
- [28:20–28:42]: DOJ’s PR manipulation and redaction errors.
- [29:28]: Humorous signoff regarding the infamous allegation (Trump incident).
Tone and Style
The conversation is acerbic, biting, and darkly comic—in classic Bulwark fashion—blending moral outrage, gallows humor, and world-weary cynicism. Sam and Tim drop memorable zingers while expressing genuine horror at the breadth of elite complicity. The banter never detracts from the seriousness of the revelations but offers listeners some catharsis in confronting the grotesque, absurd reality of the Epstein files.
Takeaway
This episode doesn’t simply catalogue the latest revelations. It captures the profound moral rot and elite self-delusion at play in America's power structures, as exposed by the Epstein saga. The hosts’ incredulity is both a defense mechanism and a call to see these figures—and their self-serving narratives—without illusions.
