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Hey everybody, it is Tim Miller here with the Bulwark. I just watched a surreal non press conference, I guess we call it a joint statement between Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia, the dictator of Russia and Donald Trump, our president. They'd met for many hours privately, allegedly at least as reported. You know what was reported from the room in the three on three setting earlier we set this up. If you'd missed that in a video of JVL and Bill Kristol you can go back and check out. But it was Trump, Rubio and Wyckoff on one side and then, and then Putin and Lavrov on the other with another Russian adviser. And so the three met for several hours in private. There was a brief photo avail where Putin made some weird faces at the press while they shouted at him about when he was going to stop killing civilians. They were expecting a press conference a little later in the evening. And then the private meeting abruptly came to a close. They came out to issue a joint statement. I think it was pretty noteworthy that Fox News reported that the Russian side had had, before this joint statements had started, had leaked out that they were very happy with the progress. And so that is kind of interesting that the the Russian side felt good about it. Then we get to the two joint statements. What you get first from Vladimir Putin is a very sort of Putinesque performance. Long Throat clearing, a lot of background, a lot of flattery. Donald Trump. I should mention that Putin did flatter Trump several times, including saying that he agreed with Trump's statement that the war never would have started had Trump been president. That makes no sense since this was purely a war of aggression. A war of territorial aggression on behalf of Vladimir Putin had nothing to do with the US President. But it's interesting that Putin felt the need to flatter Trump. Putin then also, I think, most revealingly went on about the need to eliminate all of the root causes of the war. He actually said all the root causes that led to the war. Again, there are no root causes that led to the war. Vladimir Putin wanted to expand the territory of Russia and believes that the Ukrainian people should not exist and that they should be part of Russia. And he thought he would very easily conquer Ukraine. And he was caught off guard by the favorite of the Ukrainian people is what really happened. But he wants to claim that it's all this Western encroachment, etc. So Putin gets on his hobby horses about the root cause of the war. Interestingly, Putin says that they have an agreement of some kind, possibly that this is sort of a lost in translation situation about what kind of constitutes an agreement. Because then you get to Trump's statement next, and it was nothing short of pathetic, I guess I would say. And even to use one of his words, I'd say it was a low energy performance by Donald Trump had a raspy voice. He seemed down, you know, he kind of tried to do the Trump thing about all of the good, you know, things that they discussed and how they reached some agreements and, you know, they made some progress and they agree on a lot of things. Most things actually important things, things actually does all that Trump stuff. He acknowledges his counterparties, he praises them all. He talks about the tremendous Russian business representatives that are here. He praises Lavrov about how famous he is, almost as famous as Putin. So there's the flattery back on Trump's side. And then he goes into how he had this fantastic relationship with President Putin. Then he corrects himself to his Vladimir and he said that that relationship was interfered with by the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax, which was obviously not a hoax, but, but the reality that Russia interfered in the 2016 election to help Donald Trump. He then goes off on the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax for a while and then in the end says basically that they made a lot of progress, but there's no deal and there's not a deal until there's a deal. Trump Said he said he's got to leave and call his NATO counterparts, call the European counterparts, etc. So what you have then is really no details, no progress at all made. I mean, like, this thing literally could have been, you know, a true social DM between the true leaders. They had nothing to report at all. In some cases, that's sort of a best case scenario for those of us who were concerned about this summit, that Trump did not sell out Ukraine, did not give away anything to Ukraine, did not give away anything to Putin. He did again, lie about Russia's attack on our elections. So this is not perfect. This was really. And again, it was an embarrassing, frankly, display by the American president. But within the construct of this was gonna be Trump doing Trump things, the sort of worst elements of things you might have been worried about did not come to pass. So that is where things ended. So I think that is the most telling part about all this, that they both give their statements, they both flatter each other, they both announce that some progress has been made, but after that, no, no announcement of any details, no discussion of what the progress was made on, whether that be ceasefire or otherwise. Territory doesn't even come up. Barely. Trump barely mentions kind of Ukraine and wanting to talk about Ukraine and European allies. So there's no discussion of that. And then there's no questions after that. Is, you know, a very, I think, is Max Sedden is a good. Who is a, you know, close follower of Moscow. He's Moscow bureau chief of ft, you know, said this sort of thing is very typical of Putin. Right. He'll have a private meeting, he'll make a short statement where he lists all his grievances and offers, you know, some. Some positive potential outcomes, but then doesn't take any questions. That's not at all Donald Trump's M.O. i mean, compare and contrast this to the Zelensky meeting. It is a. It is a freewheeling affair. And in the Oval Office, Trump and JD Are chastising Zelensky, wagging their finger at him, saying, why don't you thank me? Being very nasty and condescending to him. They're taking lots of questions. At some point, they're enjoying, they seem to be enjoying the back and forth with the news media. They're enjoying the MAGA propaganda outlets are asking favorable questions. They're enjoying yelling at. You know, the mainstream outlets are going fake news, right? So, like, that environment, a freewheeling environment where Trump perceives himself to have the upper hand is what you have there. That's where Trump's comfortable. You know, you've seen this with many other world leaders. Today, we do it Putin style. No freewheeling, no open press, no questions, no details, really. And what you assume here, if you're going to do things Putin style, is that what we'll get in the post? You know, post meeting, post summit, fallout will be leaks from the Russia side that will try to make things look as positive towards Russia as possible. So the last thing that you had there at the end of the joint meeting was Putin saying, maybe next time we'll do this in Moscow. Trump laughing, saying, oh, that will get me in trouble. But maybe, maybe so again, Trump even leaving the door open to going to Moscow while this invasion is still ongoing. Long story short, nothing happened. They made no progress. We humiliated ourselves. The United States humiliated our soldiers. That rolled out the red carpet for Putin in exchange for nothing. No progress was made in exchange for Donald Trump getting tired. Putin was flattered, treated much better than Zelensky. You assume they're doing like just even kind of steel manning. The best argument for why Trump and Marco are acting like they're acting. What are they doing? Well, they're like, we have to flatter him. We have to do this because we want to get something out of Russia.
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They came home empty handed. Trump and Marco went to Alaska, rolled out the red carpet for Vladimir Putin and they came home empty handed. They came home with some unspecified progress. And so what you have here, when you put it all together, when you sum it all up, is you have a murderous dictator that's kidnapping children that was actively bombing civilian targets in Ukraine last night. Active, ongoing assault on Ukrainian civilians, our ally. That was happening last night. All right, he gets greeted in America, red carpet rolled out for him. Our soldiers prostrate before him on their knees, preparing him for his arrival. All for nothing. All for nothing. Welcome this killer to America to get nothing. No progress, no stop, no slowing, no promising that there is nothing. There's no promise of a, you know, there's some discussion of air cease fire, etc. Etc. It is like kind of just pulling up some of our, you know, experts that we rely on in this kind of stuff. Just making sure you're getting full perspective. I'm interested in this point of view from Michael Weiss, who had on the podcast yesterday saying you can tell Putin isn't entirely pleased because he talks about the allies throwing a wrench into whatever the Russians expect to happen from this confab. In other words, it's in Europe's play now. Moscow has nothing to fear but stubs back nine with Trump. So, you know, I think what Michael's trying to say there is that from Putin's perspective, the best case scenario, which was, again, looking at what would have been the worst case scenario for us, that Trump goes there, gives him something, you know, gives them land, concedes, you know, you can have some Ukrainian land and, you know, in exchange there'll be a ceasefire, etc. That would have been a good scenario for Putin. That didn't happen. And the fact that, and I should have mentioned that during Putin's sort of remarks where he's talking about the root causes of this, he is admonishing, admonishing that as part of this progress, he doesn't want any funny business from Ukraine and Europe. He doesn't want them throwing a wrench into it. Weiss reads that as like a good sign that Trump wasn't going to totally give in. I think that's possible. I think another way to look at it is I think Putin still thinks that he keeps, if he keeps kicking the can on this, maybe something will happen in the future. We can blame the lack of ceasefire in Zelensky and get Trump to pull out of this altogether because that was the other thing that was hanging over the head of all this, this idea. Maybe the US Just takes our ball and goes home, stops giving them weapons, etc. That's worst case scenario. That's something Putin's hoping for. So if you're Putin, you're like, well, let's just keep kicking the can on this. I mean, this is a win. I flew there. I got treated like an equal. I got treated like a dignitary, really. I got complimented. I had flowers thrown at my feet. And in exchange, I bought myself some time. I bought myself some time. And maybe I can convince Trump to get pissed at Zelensky again in the future over some perceived slight, over some misinformation, over some disinformation. And I think that is very, very possible, you know, given how it goes. And I think it's again modestly encouraging that Trump did not do that this time, did not just turn on Zelensky immediately, not just turn on Ukraine, did not do. And he kind of did what he did in Helsinki, which is once again he sided with Vladimir Putin when it came to intelligence over the American intelligence system. I know that, like we're all at this point, that's kind of like a dog bites man story. It's like obvious that Trump is going to side with Putin over the American intelligence, over the Senate Intelligence Committee report that Marco Rubio was the chairman of. And it is kind of crazy. I'm 13 minutes into this and this is when you mentioned that like Trump is just up there standing next to Putin. Marco Rubio, Secretary of State, who was there at the meeting, put out a report about how Putin attacked our elections, interfered in our elections. And Trump is up there calling that a hoax. And it's like, okay, well that's just, that's just our president now that we've elected twice, it's really a pretty sad state of affairs. You know, I think, I think those are the main takeaways. Obviously, we're a bunch more on this. We are going to, let's see, we're going to have, we'll bring in our folks from shield the Republican and other experts to talking this over the weekend and next week. I'll be with you with Bill Kristol on Monday. A couple other things. I'm scanning the news here on the fallout. Reporters have been told that Trump is planning on giving Zelensky a call. Lucky Zelensky, you know, the fate of his country is negotiated behind his back. And maybe Trump will give him a call on the back end. Zelensky says, according to again, the ft, FT is just doing great reporting on this stuff. I really shout out our friends at the ft. I mentioned Max Seddon earlier. Christop Miller is another guy I follow very closely. Good reporter on this. Miller writes, unclear what exactly has transpired. A person close to Zelensky tells me that he has not yet heard for Trump and calls the situation very weird. Another said, it appears to be, and he writes in Ukrainian, something that roughly translates to a nothing burger in America. I mean, that's pretty unbelievable, isn't it? Like, it's truly, truly remarkable that all of this, you know, all of this lead up nine months, we are going to end this thing on day one, guys. Trump was going to end this thing on day one because Putin likes him so much. And Putin has just worked him to such a point that Donald can have this big, huge summit in Alaska, think he's going to get his Nobel Peace Prize, think he's going to solve the deal. He can meet with Putin, he can have Putin riding the beast, he can humiliate our own soldiers. And on the back end of it all, he gets his little pat on the back from Putin and, and one more round of, well, we'll see how things this goes in the future. We'll see. Maybe, maybe, maybe we'll come up with something in a month or two. Meanwhile, Ukraine continues to get pillaged. It's a truly, it's pathetic. That's pathetic. I guess just sort of sum up, I, you know, initially there is a sense of, well, nothing happened, which is like, better than anything happening, frankly, when it comes to this situation. And so there's like a sense of relief that it wasn't even more embarrassing. But, but really, when it comes down to it, it's truly pathetic that Donald Trump is allowing this to go on. That like, just because he has this black hole in his heart and because he wants Vladimir Putin to love him and he wants to get his Nobel Peace Prize, he's going to just demonstrate this massive display of weakness and this, and just flatter this murderous dictator in exchange for jack squat, in exchange for, you know, what the Zelensky ally tells the FT is a nothing burger. So there you go. The folks at Fox are trying to spin this with, you know, this line about how Putin told Trump, yeah, it's true, that the war would never have started if Trump was president. I don't know. Morons will probably buy that, I guess, but I don't see how anybody else will. I should also. This is a good point here. From my friend Jamie Weinstein. I hadn't really considered. Right. Because it set up the, the podiums to have a press conference lecterns before like hours ago. So, you know, they're planned to be a press conference and then they have these joint statements, these very Russian style joint statements with no access to the media and to announce nothing just to let Putin air his grievances and praise Trump. And Jamie points out there should not have been a press conference. That was a reward to Putin for nothing. I agree with that. That's another point. Like if you, and if you have a, you have a press conference, you have a deal, your press conference, you have something to announce, your press conference. If you want to pressure Putin more, you did nothing. So why'd you even do it again? Because he wants to keep Putin happy is the answer. He wants to flatter him. Why? Trump sounds like a dog who just went through the car wash in a convertible at the top down. Yeah, that's about right. That is about right. So I don't think I've got much more to stay here. I'm kind of glancing at your, your comments there. Anything I missed here? Anything you else you guys want to get, want me to get to. We will just go sort of looking at your comments here. Appreciate you guys sticking around with me here on Friday night here on an August. And I don't know, I was flashing back to that Zelensky meeting and funny was, oh, I say something was happening that day. Oh, it was Mardi Gras. And, and I was like ready to go. Have a good day. I was ready to go out, ready to party. And then this, that horrific Zelensky thing happened, derailed my whole afternoon and, and it was just so pathetic and so embarrassing and I had this, this kind of sense of foreboding that today would be like that. And it was, I mean it was really shameful, really pathetic. But in some ways it's kind of, it's kind of funny to watch Trump humiliate himself like this and again, get nothing out of it. So whatever. You got to take your small wins where you can get them around here. Everybody go enjoy your Friday night. Have a glass of rose on me. I appreciate you guys very much. Thank you, Peter, for reminding me. Hit the like, hit the. Subscribe, tell your friends. And as we learn more, as leaks inevitably come out about what was happening in the private session, probably from the Russia side first. Usually you see these leaks coming from the Russia side first because they like to try to control the narrative. So as we Learn More either me or one of our foreign policy experts, or me with one of our foreign policy experts will be on over the weekend, so keep an eye on the page. Have a good Friday. We'll see you all soon. Bye.
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Host: Tim Miller (The Bulwark)
Date: August 16, 2025
This episode features Tim Miller’s live reaction and analysis immediately following the highly anticipated summit between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin in Alaska. Miller offers a detailed, unsparing assessment of what he describes as a surreal and “pathetic” joint appearance. His central theme: The summit yielded no tangible results, humiliated the U.S. on the world stage, flattered a dictatorial regime, and left Ukraine, America’s ally, in the lurch.
Miller’s summary: While the lack of any formal U.S. concessions is “modestly encouraging,” the overall performance was a massive display of weakness and humiliation for the U.S.
He punctures Fox News post-summit spin, ridiculing talking points and concluding, “Morons will probably buy that, I guess, but I don’t see how anybody else will.” ([19:50])
| Timestamp | Segment / Key Point | |-----------|------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:00 | Tim Miller opens with summary of the summit's structure | | 03:00 | Dissection of Putin’s statement, root causes, flattery | | 04:20 | Trump’s “low energy” joint statement, lack of details | | 05:10 | Trump attacks “Russia, Russia, Russia hoax,” sides with Putin | | 07:00 | No press Q&A, the contrast with Zelensky meetings | | 08:00 | Description of the “Putin style” event | | 10:30 | Putin suggests next summit in Moscow, Trump laughs | | 11:48 | Miller: “They came home empty handed ... all for nothing” | | 13:00 | Quoting Michael Weiss: Putin’s reading of the outcome | | 16:00 | Reporting that Zelensky wasn’t contacted, “nothing burger” | | 18:00 | Miller’s summation: “Truly pathetic” | | 20:15 | Jamie Weinstein: press conference itself was an undeserved reward |
Tim Miller is uncompromising, sarcastic, and openly critical throughout. His language mirrors frustration, disbelief, and even some biting humor at the summit’s absurdity (e.g., “Trump sounds like a dog who just went through the car wash in a convertible at the top down.”). He frequently refers to the proceedings as “pathetic,” “humiliating,” and “an embarrassment,” but is briefly relieved nothing even worse occurred.
In sum, the Bulwark’s immediate reaction was that the Trump-Putin summit was an embarrassing debacle: all theater, no substance, and an international platform given to a brutal aggressor with nothing in return. The lack of policy movement brings “modest relief,” but Miller’s final verdict is that Trump’s obsession with Putin merely further degrades America’s standing and aids an adversary’s narrative. For listeners keen on the reality behind the optics and spin, this episode delivers a scathing, detail-rich postmortem.
For further discussion, Tim Miller promises more Bulwark analysis with Bill Kristol and other policy experts in coming days.