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VRBO Advertiser (0:00)
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Tide Pods Advertiser (0:30)
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Commentator Sarah Longwell (0:45)
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Tide Pods Advertiser (0:52)
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Commentator JVL (1:01)
Big news from the District of Columbia. A jury of his peers has acquitted the sandwich man in a trial that took three days and much time of federal prosecutors. Do you remember the, the expression when we were kids, somebody would say, oh, you don't have to make a federal case out of it.
Co-commentator (1:18)
Yeah.
Commentator JVL (1:18)
Do you remember that? Like the dismissive waves, like, yeah, come on, off your high horse. So you know, judge Janine Pirro, who is, I guess like a high ranking member of the justice department now made a literal federal case out of the guy throwing a sandwich and at a cop. And when she couldn't get a grand jury to indict him on like her federal charges, she dropped it down to misdemeanor. Was able to get a misdemeanor, got the officer up there talking about how he felt the impact through his ballistic vest and he could. There were onions and mustard everywhere. And the jury looked at this and said, get the fuck out of here. It's a great day for America.
VRBO Advertiser (1:58)
Great.
Commentator Sarah Longwell (1:59)
It's a great day for sandwiches all across America. Again, I just want to be clear on my position here, which is you shouldn't throw things at law enforcement officials. That being said, these guys are such big babies and if they were warrior.
