Pam Bondi’s Revenge Tour Is a Total Bust

Summary

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Bulwark Takes: “Pam Bondi’s Revenge Tour Is a Total Bust”

Date: March 5, 2026
Host: Tim Miller (The Bulwark)

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Episode Overview

In this sharp, rapid-fire episode, Tim Miller takes listeners through the latest round of failures by the Trump administration’s Justice Department, specifically under Attorney General Pam Bondi, in its attempts to prosecute political adversaries. With a focus on the now-defunct pursuit of Joe Biden’s so-called “auto pen crimes,” Miller catalogs a list of high-profile political figures who have evaded prosecution despite much bluster and threat. The underlying theme: For all the threats, resources, and noise, the Justice Department under Bondi has spectacularly failed at achieving retribution against Trump's enemies.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Another DOJ Defeat: The Auto Pen Saga (00:59)

• Latest Failure: The Justice Department could not build a criminal case against Biden and aides over his use of an auto pen to sign documents—even after Trump demanded investigations.
  • “Another big loss for the Trump Justice Department in their Keystone Cop effort to go after their political foes.” — Tim Miller (00:59)
• Absurdity of Charges: The basis for the accusation was the claim that if Biden wasn’t mentally fit and a staffer used the auto pen, it somehow constituted a crime.
• Backstory: Miller refreshes memories by quoting Judge Jeanine Pirro, who called the use of auto pen a national crisis:
  • “They ran the country with an auto pen. And I hope that law enforcement’s looking at that very seriously. That’s like a takeover of our country in a certain way.” — Jeanine Pirro (03:41)
• Outcome: The case was quietly dropped months ago; The Times recently reported on DOJ’s inability to proceed.

The DOJ’s Track Record: List of “L’s” (05:03)

• Miller delivers a rundown of all the political targets DOJ has failed to prosecute:
  • Joe Biden / Auto Pen: “That’s an L.”
  • Barack Obama: Once touted as facing “treason” and “wire-tapping” charges—still free.
  • Six Democrats: Kelly, Slotkin, Crow, Goodlander, D'Aluzio, Houlihan—all walks, no indictments.
  • James Comey: Targeted for “leaks,” yet “free as a bird.”
  • Letitia James: Attempts to get her on mortgage-related offenses—unsuccessful.
  • The “Sandwich Guy”: Became a fan mascot; he too remains untouched (“Shout out to the Bulwark fan who gave me a crocheted sandwich in honor of the sandwich guy...” — Tim Miller (06:36)).
  • Protesters and Citizens: Numerous efforts to indict activists for protest activities—rejected by grand juries.
• Pattern: Each attempt at “political revenge” has led to nothing: “Pam Bondi, the biggest loser. Joe Biden and the auto pen, another failure for her and the Trump Justice Department.” — Tim Miller (07:45)

On Political Abuse and Incompetence (01:38)

• Miller makes a distinction between what could have been worst-case authoritarian repercussions (people jailed for dissent) and the current reality: frequent intimidation paired with professional incompetence.
  • “For all of the awful fascist advances… the one thing that continues to bring us joy is just the utter incompetence and failure in their effort to weaponize the Justice Department to get revenge against their political foes.” — Tim Miller (01:07)
• He notes that while some less-publicized cases have involved harassment (e.g., activists and protesters), the major DOJ efforts against political rivals never stuck.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On the overall DOJ performance:
  “They've used our tax dollars, they've used actual government resources to look into all of the following people in an attempt to get political revenge and try to put them in jail. And they have utterly failed in each case.” — Tim Miller (05:17)

• On the broader implication:
  “So there it is. Pam Bondi, the biggest loser. Joe Biden and the auto pen, another failure for her and the Trump Justice Department. And he joins Barack Obama, Mark Kelly, Jim Comey and many others who just are going to be able to continue to exist and walk the streets despite Donald Trump's best efforts.” — Tim Miller (07:45)

• Callback to fan culture:
  “Shout out to the Bulwark fan who gave me a crocheted sandwich in honor of the sandwich guy. I saw my child, she was sleeping with that the other night. Just kind of cuddling with it. That's freedom fighting.” — Tim Miller (06:36)

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Timestamps of Important Segments

• 00:59 — Tim Miller introduces the NYT story and sets up the DOJ’s latest defeat
• 03:41 — Jeanine Pirro’s auto pen quote played for context
• 05:03 — Start of DOJ “L” scoreboard; list of failed political prosecutions
• 06:36 — Reference to the “Sandwich Guy,” a recurring inside joke
• 07:45 — Summary of the Bondi DOJ’s futility and closing remarks

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Takeaways

• The Trump/Bondi Justice Department’s efforts to prosecute political enemies have been spectacularly ineffective, often bordering on the farcical.
• Most high-profile attempts at “political revenge” have ended in failure or quiet abandonment.
• For all the threats, the only thing keeping the public safe from these abuses, Miller argues, is the administration’s own incompetence.
• The show mixes serious commentary with insider references and humor, keeping a brisk, irreverent tone.

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“Every once in a while we bring you the good news. You got to do that, you know, keep a little skip in your step.”
— Tim Miller (08:35)

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Transcript

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[Tim Miller]

Hey, everybody. Tim Miller from the Bulwark. We've got breaking news from the New York Times. Another big loss for the Trump Justice Department in their Keystone Cop effort to go after their political foes. For all of the awful fascist advances of this administration, the one thing that continues to bring us joy is just the utter incompetence and failure in their effort to weaponize the Justice Department to get revenge against their political foes. And you know, I've said this before, when I think about worst case scenarios, sometimes I saw Ben Rhodes of Pods of the World over there. I was like, this is the worst case scenario. It's like it's not. It's really bad, everybody. Really bad. What's happening. My worst case scenario a year and a half ago when he won, though, was me being in jail or other people being in jail, you know, gulags them going after having a FBI that successfully, you know, infringes upon the rights of protesters and activists and politicians and podcasters who are criticizing the regime. They've done that a little bit and you know that they've had there's some of the tragic stories like Ramesa Ostark, et cetera. But at the political level, this doj, Pam Bondi's doj, is a big over. So let's go through the latest story and then we'll hit some of her lowlights. This is from the Times Justice Department after calls by President Trump to investigate Biden and whether he broke the law in his use of the auto pen to sign presidential documents, those failed. They're unable to move forward with making the case according to three people briefed on the matter. So the great auto pen crimes of 2024, there's not gonna be any accountability for those. You know, just kind of like the stolen election 2020 alleged crimes. Remember all those? Has anybody gone to jail for any of those yet? Supposedly, Joe Biden stole the election in 2020. It's interesting that some of the biggest proponents of that case, Donald Trump, Cash Patel, Pam Bondi, haven't been able to find any of the perpetrators. So nobody's in jail for that. Nobody's in jail for the auto pen scandal. Let's go on a little bit more here. The department's failure to build a criminal case against Mr. Biden and his aides is the latest example of its increasing inability to follow through on Mr. Trump demands and bring indictments against those he wants to be politically targeted. What was the auto pen crime? I guess some of these. It's hard to even keep track of all these. This, this one. If you're like me and need a refresher. Jeanine Pirro, Judge, Box of wine, brought this a couple of months ago.

[Jeanine Pirro]

Now, our country was abused badly by a very incompetent person and a group of people that weren't incompetent, but they were radical left lunatics and they ran the country with an auto pen. And I hope that law enforcement's looking at that very seriously. That's like a takeover of our country in a certain way.

[Tim Miller]

The alleged crime here is that the pardons that Biden signed at the end of his term were illegal because only the president can issue a pardon. And their case was that if the president had deteriorated mental faculties and it was some staffer and the auto pen that had done it, then it was the staffer and the auto pen had broken the law. I don't know if there was gonna be a jail cell for the auto pen or just for the staffer or Joe Biden. I guess we'll never know because they've had to withdraw the case. The fun part about this, they withdraw through the case a few months ago. And it's just. The Times is just uncovering this now. Well, they didn't withdraw the case. They moved their focus away from the case, let me say, months ago, because the pro office, which is really focused on law and order and finding criminals, decided to just move their emphasis from the auto pen crimes into the alleged insurrectionist crimes of Mark Kelly and Alyssa Slotkin, who did a video telling military members that they should follow the law. So how's that one going? Oh, wait, they've had to pull that one back as well. This week, though there's kind of some mixed reporting on that. They might be still hoping against hope that they can find a grand jury somewhere who might look into whether Mark Kelly broke the law by exercising his free speech rights to tell people in the military that they should follow the law. So with this latest news that Joe Biden, his auto pen and the staffer that ran the auto pen all will continue to walk free. I wanted to go through some of the other fails and L's of this Justice Department so we can put them all in one place for people. So here we go. The Justice Department has said they're going after or has opened, they've used our tax dollars, they've used actual government resources to look into all of the following people in an attempt to get political revenge and try to put them in jail. And they have utterly failed in each case. Start here. Joe Biden, the auto pen and his staffer. They're free. That's an L. Obama. Remember Obama was going to jail. I haven't heard anything about Pam Bondi's strike force to go after Obama for, I believe, treason, tapping Trump's wires, whatever that was. That's another L. Obama still walks free. The six Democrats aforementioned Kelly, Slotkin, Crow, Goodlander, D' Aluzio Houlihan. Free, free, free, free, free. Llllll nothing for the on that they tried to jail Jim Comey. I kind of forget now. Hold on, let me look at my notes. Did they try to defend. Were they going after Jim Comey for the rock formation that he made opposing Donald Trump? No, they're coming after him for the leaks to the media when he was in the FBI. Either way, Jim Comey, free as a bird. Another L for Pam Bondi. Letitia James, she's free. Went after her over some mortgage bullshit. The sandwich guy was free. Shout out to the Bulwark fan who gave me a crocheted sandwich in honor of the sandwich guy. I saw my child, she was sleeping with that the other night. Just kind of cuddling with it. That's freedom fighting. Tim Walsh, Jacob Fry, both been on this podcast recently. They're both free. Unless it's even clear what it was. I guess obstruction of the fake investigation that they were doing in the murders of Alex Preddy and Renee Goode. I don't know. Anyway, they're also free. In addition, so far, Renee Goode's wife, also no success there. It's not just a sandwich guy. They've come after a number of protesters and other citizens exercising their free speech rights to protest this government and gone to grand juries to try to make cases against them and been rejected. Been rejected. So that's ll. So there it is. Pam Bondi, the biggest loser. Joe Biden and the auto pen, another failure for her and the Trump Justice Department. And he joins Barack Obama, Mark Kelly, Jim Comey and many others who just are going to be able to continue to exist and walk the streets despite Donald Trump's best efforts to try to find somebody who did what he did, commit felonies and have a jury convict them, convict him of them. So there you go. Subscribe to the feed we bring you the good news and the bad news here. Every once in a while we bring you the good news. You got to do that, you know, keep a little skip in your step. I will be back later. Tell your friends. Comment. Let me know if I forgot anybody. We'll see y' all soon.

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