Bulwark Takes: The Laura Loomer / MTG / Arby’s Scandal That No One Asked For
Released August 12, 2025

Overview

In this episode of Bulwark Takes, hosts Sam Stein, Tim Miller, and Will Sommer delve into the latest developments surrounding Laura Loomer, a prominent figure in conservative politics. The discussion centers on Loomer's recent deposition involving comedian Bill Maher, rumors of an alleged affair with former President Donald Trump, and her ongoing feud with Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (MTG). The conversation is marked by sharp analysis, humor, and critical insights into the dynamics within the conservative movement.

Laura Loomer's Deposition Involving Bill Maher

The episode opens with Sam Stein introducing the topic of Laura Loomer's deposition, setting the stage for a deep dive into the complexities of the case.

Sam Stein [00:30]:
"We're going to get into calling us. The Fingering Trio now out there. Is that what they're calling us?"

Will Sommer [02:22]:
"She claims that this created all this trouble. She says she was banned from the plane and so she sued him in October."

Tim Miller [05:06]:
"She basically says... I'll get on these boards, I'll get a foundation, I'll get a book deal, I'll get a cable news show. And this is, this was all cost to her supposedly by, by Bill's kind of offhanded remark."

Loomer's deposition reveals allegations that Bill Maher's insinuations about her relationship with Trump have severely impacted her political aspirations. The hosts discuss how Loomer believes Maher's remarks have derailed her potential career trajectory, arguing that without these comments, she might have ascended to roles such as White House Press Secretary or secured significant media platforms.

Sam Stein [02:40]:
"I think they really want to get Bill Maher's deposition out there because I think, like, look, Bill Maher is a guy who is known to kind of stick his foot in his mouth at times."

The deposition’s premature inclusion in court records has raised eyebrows, as it contains confidential and potentially embarrassing details. The hosts express confusion over the lawyers' decision to make the deposition public, contemplating its strategic motives.

Rumors of an Affair with Donald Trump

A significant portion of the discussion centers on the headlines suggesting an alleged affair between Laura Loomer and Donald Trump, a claim primarily fueled by Bill Maher's public insinuations.

Tim Miller [03:18]:
"I think it's Laura Loomer. I'm just saying."

Tim Miller [07:03]:
"I think Donald Trump's dick doesn't work anymore, I guess is what I'm saying. I don't think his dick works and I feel like if it did, we would know about it."

While addressing these rumors, Tim Miller critically examines the plausibility of the affair, citing Trump’s notorious reputation and history of sexual misconduct. He questions the legitimacy of the claims, suggesting that Trump’s behavior patterns make such an affair unlikely.

Sam Stein [06:58]:
"And I find, just to be clear, you think the President of the United States dick doesn't work."

Tim Miller [07:01]:
"Should I... I don't know."

The conversation reflects skepticism towards the affair rumors, with the hosts leaning towards viewing the allegations as unfounded and part of a broader smear campaign against Loomer.

Feud with Marjorie Taylor Greene (MTG)

The episode escalates into an analysis of the bitter feud between Laura Loomer and MTG, highlighting personal attacks and deeper ideological conflicts.

Sam Stein [09:34]:
"They have something to do with that, at one point, Laura and Milo have had a very bitter falling out. And so I think Marjorie kind of was added on to that feud."

Sam Stein [14:13]:
"How do you reckon that, Will?"

Will Sommer [15:24]:
"Marjorie Taylor Greene is her own power as well. And seeing a lot of strange new respect out there in the world for Marjorie Taylor Green, though she was..."

The hosts dissect the origins of the feud, tracing it back to ideological differences and personal vendettas. They discuss how Loomer's antagonistic stance towards other conservative women, including MTG, has intensified internal conflicts within the conservative ranks.

Sam Stein [15:44]:
"Loomer tweeting yesterday. I wish at Rep MTG that'd be..."
(Quotes derogatory tweets about MTG)

Tim Miller further elaborates on Loomer's aggressive tactics, suggesting that her behavior undermines the stability and unity of the conservative movement.

The Arby’s Incident: "Arby’s in Her Pants"

A particularly bizarre and humorous segment of the episode revolves around a strange reference to Arby’s sandwiches in the context of Laura Loomer’s deposition.

Sam Stein [10:49]:
"Rumor was referencing Marjorie Taylor Greene's alleged affair with a man who once dressed up as a street fighter character. This is all real. Okay, it's clear that Loomer real rights May was making a pejorative reference when she said Arby's in your pants."

Tim Miller [12:28]:
"Double beef and cheddar."

Sam Stein [14:13]:
"She literally is saying she stuffs an Arby’s roast beef sandwich in her pants. It makes no sense at all."

The hosts explore the absurdity of the claim, highlighting its nonsensical nature and questioning its relevance to the broader legal and political issues at hand. They humorously mock the metaphor, emphasizing its triviality compared to the serious allegations being discussed.

Will Sommer [13:09]:
"Go to Urban Dictionary. You know, I mean, it is really crazy that she's doing this thing about, you know, acting like the sandwich is in the pants and then just saying, but, you know, there's no greater meaning here."

The segment underscores Loomer's penchant for provocative and confusing statements, adding a layer of complexity to her public persona.

Implications and Future Outlook

As the episode draws to a close, the hosts reflect on the broader implications of Laura Loomer's actions and the ongoing legal battles.

Will Sommer [18:38]:
"It's a lot to take in, but, you know, this lawsuit is ongoing and, I think there's more revelations ahead."

Sam Stein [18:45]:
"Perhaps more depositions. We'll see."

The conversation points to the likelihood of further developments in Loomer's legal struggles, suggesting that more revelations and public confrontations are on the horizon. The hosts express anticipation for future episodes that will continue to unravel the complexities of this high-profile case.

Conclusion

In this episode of Bulwark Takes, Sam Stein, Tim Miller, and Will Sommer provide a comprehensive and engaging analysis of the multifaceted scandal involving Laura Loomer, allegations of an affair with Donald Trump, and her tumultuous relationship with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Through incisive commentary and a touch of humor, the hosts dissect the implications of Loomer's deposition and the bizarre Arby’s reference, offering listeners a nuanced understanding of the internal dynamics and controversies shaping the conservative landscape.

Notable Quotes:

• Sam Stein [00:30]:
  "We're going to get into calling us. The Fingering Trio now out there."

• Tim Miller [07:03]:
  "I think Donald Trump's dick doesn't work anymore... I don't think his dick works and I feel like if it did, we would know about it."

• Sam Stein [10:52]:
  "He's talking about Arby's in her pants. This is a fucking court transcript."

• Will Sommer [15:24]:
  "Marjorie Taylor Greene is her own power as well... Seeing a lot of strange new respect out there in the world for Marjorie Taylor Green."

Timestamps for Key Moments:

• 00:30 - Introduction to the main topic: Laura Loomer's deposition.
• 03:18 - Discussion on rumors of an affair between Laura Loomer and Donald Trump.
• 09:34 - Exploration of the feud between Laura Loomer and Marjorie Taylor Greene.
• 10:49 - The Arby’s in Her Pants incident.
• 18:38 - Reflection on the implications and future outlook of the lawsuit.

This summary encapsulates the critical discussions and humorous exchanges from the Bulwark Takes episode, providing a clear and comprehensive overview for listeners and those who haven't tuned in.