Rand Paul (2:17)

I think the problem is this, is that in Washington, what I represent, some people describe as unusual, and the President describes it as weird that I'm for less debt and balanced budgets. But, you know, when I come home to Kentucky or when I travel the United States, people come to me and say, stick to your guns. You're the only voice up there, Republican or Democrat, who's still talking about the debt and still talking about balanced budgets. But I don't take it too seriously. Look, I've known the president for over a decade. I played golf with him many, many times. I enjoy his company. I was one of his biggest defenders on impeachment and would do so again. I think he's one of the best presidents, if not the best presidents of my lifetime. So he gets mad at me sometimes, but I'm still one of his best supporters, if he's willing to have it.

Jack Coccurella (3:01)

You're still one of his best supporters. You love him. You're going to do whatever it takes. His company is so great to be around. What is wrong with these people? Like, do they not feel embarrassment? Oh, you know, like, dear Leader Trump, he said that I was a shitbag and an idio just joking around. You know how President Trump is. He loves me. We're great guys. Oh, he said that my wife was ugly when he. I don't know. Becca, she's working on it. She's getting the makeups done. You know, it's fine. We love what President Trump says. Like, have you no shame? Do you not care? Like, how far are you willing to sell yourself out, Rand Paul? Like, but again, this is the humiliation ritual of the Sunday shows. But you are usually defending something that Trump said about Democrats or people of color or, I don't know, he was attacking some marginalized group or enacting some illegal action. It's usually not about them. But for Rand Paul to not just, like, excuse it, but fully embrace it and then be like, do you know what it is? It's because I wasn't with him. I love being in his company. Saying I love being in his company. That is crazy. He is doing tricks on it. What are you talking about? Well, when Mr. Trump is tweeting about me, that's different. But when we get together, I just see that look in his eye and he loves me. He says that I'm a good boy. Like, I truly don't understand how the. The party that claims that it's all about the masculinity and the machoness and we're so fucking tough is also just a bunch of cucks. Like, these guys aren't cool. There is nothing that exists in their life outside of not even politics. Because if it was politics, it'd be one thing. Like, that's all I spend my time doing, but it's because I actually give a fuck about people. But their dedication is To Trump, like their worldview is of Trump. It is of nothing else. We need to get some larger lockers in the US Senate and like just start stuffing. Like these people are embarrassing to us. What is tough about constantly and always capitulating to Trump and oh, the dear Leader, he is so great, he is so fantastic and praising him nonstop. But what's so insane to me about this, and I just can't believe Rand Paul, I guess I should, but is what he said right after he got done, you know, wiping his mouth and saying thank you to Trump. When asked about his extrajudicial indiscriminate killings of innocent people off the coast of Venezuela, Rand Paul actually gave some pushback in the Caribbean.

Interviewer (5:25)

As you know, so far more than 20 people, Senator, have been killed in six different strikes. Do you believe that these strikes against these suspected drug boats are legal?

Rand Paul (5:37)

No, they go against all of our tradition. You know, when you kill someone, you should know if you're not in, at war, not in a declared war, you really need to know someone's name. At least you have to accuse them of something. You have to present evidence. So all of these people have been blown up without us knowing their name, without any evidence of a crime. And for decades, if not centuries, when you stop people at sea, in international waters or in your own waters, you announce that you're going to board the ship and you're looking for contraband, smuggling or drugs. This, this happens every day off of Miami. But we know from Coast Guard statistics that about 25% of the time the Coast Guard boards a ship, there are no drugs. So if our policy now is to blow up every ship we suspect or accuse of drug running, that would be a bizarre world in which 25% of the people might be innocent. The other thing about these speedboats is they're, they're 2,000 miles away from us. If they have drugs, they're probably peddling drugs to one of the islands of Trinidad or Tobago off of Venezuel. The, the idea of their coming here is like, it's a huge assumption. And really, shouldn't you have to present some proof? It is the difference between war and peace. In war, though, you don't ask people's name. But if they want all out war where we kill anybody and everybody that is in the country of Venezuela or coming out, that has to have a declaration of war. It's something that is not pretty, very expensive. And I'm not in favor of declaring war on Venezuela, but the Congress should vote. The president shouldn't do this by himself.

Jack Coccurella (7:11)

The man is quite literally committing war crimes that you are calling him out for. You know what he is doing is killing innocent people. Yet five minutes ago you were like bouncing on it and like doing like going reverse and like looking back at like now I'm painting it. Disgusting. We're gonna, we're gonna fix this in post because geez, I don't, I don't want you to have that image of Rand Paul in your eye. But like, seriously, this is what the guy is doing. We are talking about extrajudicial killings. Donald Trump is indiscriminately bombing people. The man who has spent the last month him, Carolyn Levitt, JD Vance, fucking whiniest guy in America. We're gonna do a side note on JD Real quick. The man built his political career waving the finger at you. Oh, the liberals, they lecture me so much as he is like yelling at you and like denunciation. Oh, J.D. vance, the denunciation. Oh, the liberals are so mean. And he's got the gall to fucking lecture us all the time on podcast with his fat face and his bad beard. And I'm not talking about Usha, but seriously, these guys are just sickening. Rand Paul is describing Donald Trump carrying out political violence again, the very political violence that Vance, Levitt, Trump hegseth have been talking about. Like they aren't the ones perpetrating it for the past month, trying to blame liberals and say that it's all us, just this hypocritical nonsense as he is blowing people up. And Rand Paul is willing to address it, he's willing to call it out and then move on and then we're going to keep it pushing. Like why are we supposed to take these people seriously in any real conversation about political violence? I just don't really understand why anyone thinks that they get to be the authority on this. Political violence is plaguing our country. It is an epidemic. It has destroyed our politics. It is corrosive in a way that we don't even see. There are members of the Supreme Court who have outwardly stated that there are decisions that they have made out of fear for their families. Members of Congress as well, elected officials across the country are voting or acting or serving different, differently because of that fear. And we're going to let Republicans, the ones enacting it, encouraging it, excusing it with 1500 pardons for cop beating insurrectionists on January 20, the beginning of Donald Trump's administration. I just don't, I don't understand the hypocrisy that is allowed to be tolerated. These people, they are not the authority on anything. When ice is ripping families apart, when the state is carrying out violence to intimidate because Stephen Miller wasn't liked in high school and Fred didn't give Donald Trump enough attaboys or hugs as a kid. I'm on a bit of a rant here, but I just can't understand the hypocrisy coming out of these people constantly. And Mike Johnson put on like an Olympic level display when talking about the commutation of George Santos sentence today. It was truly embarrassing stuff.

Mike Johnson (10:15)

The president has the right on the Constitution for pardon and confirmation. Of course we believe in redemption. This is a personal belief of mine. And you know, I hope Mr. Santos makes the most of his second chance.

Jack Coccurella (10:26)

I mean, how about the fact that.

Commentator (10:27)

The president issuing the pardon or it's clemency? I'm sorry, the clemency. He said at least Santos had the courage, conviction and intelligence to always vote Republican. I looked through this. There have now I think we have a list of them, 10 former Republican members of Congress who the president has either pardoned or issued clemency for.10.

Mike Johnson (10:48)

Okay, you want to talk about what Joe B. Joe Biden did with that power?

Jack Coccurella (10:52)

No, I want to talk about family.

Mike Johnson (10:54)

The only thing he signed, by the way, with his own pen. Everything else is auto pin. Yeah, but, but categories of hardened criminals that they just released from prison. At least President Trump is fully transparent. He goes out and explains his name.

Commentator (11:05)

Essentially pardon somebody because they always had the courage. That's not the reason he conviction and intelligence.

Jack Coccurella (11:11)

I've had enough of my. At least Donald Trump was transparent in his corruption. What type of excuse is that? I know we will always lean on the Biden. Biden, Biden as the Republican Party, but Mike, are you serious? Well, at least when Donald Trump decided he was going to break the law, he. He told the American people, I am going to make your life inextricably worse and I'm going to be committing crimes the entire time. I am taking a $400 million jet. It is illegal, but I am letting you know up front. Sure, I am going to steal health care away from tens of millions of people. But we're being upfront about it and that's what matters. Is this an excuse? I don't even know what Mike Johnson is trying to communicate right now. I know he is trying to run coverage, but what cover is it that yeah, of course Donald Trump is going to break the law, but he's going to be honest about his lies and his corruption. Great job Mike. Really, really great performance. I don't know if you won cuck of the day because Rand Paul was really was really competing hard for that, but good effort out there. Boy, this is just tough to watch every single time with the bulwark. I am still in shock and I'm also still Jack Coccurella. Mr. Monopoly here Monopoly is back at McDonald's. Register in the McDonald's app so you're ready to get your bag. Two ways to peel for a chance to get your bag physical peels with select items and digital peels with others. To get your bag, play Monopoly at McDonald's. No purchase necessary. See rules at play@mcd.com for full details and amoe.play@mcd.com to play without purchase ends November 23rd, but bonus play ends November 2nd. Monopoly is a registered trademark of Hasbro. Copyright McDonald's.

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